Best Confessionals (Part 7)

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[@orlando7245]

"HEY!!!! Whatchu got there"

[@hippityhoppity3720]

My favorite Michaela quote lmao cracks me up every time

[@jacksonisthebest5286]

"HEY WHAT U GOT THERE?" Oh Michaela

[@Ramboost007]

1:00 Sandra gave the same fourth wall break look in Game Changers when JT and Michaela were fighting for the sugar.

[@rainybopz]

Yes

[@Pizzaguy-jg7so]

Debbie: My purpose in this tribe is to sit back, observe, shut-up, and gather intelligence. ‘A few moments latter’ Debbie: WE NEED TO MOVE WITH A PURPOSE JOE! AND WE NEED TO DO IT NOW!!!!

[@spyroapplesauce]

"Boo's doing the whole white guy thing." One of my favorite Earl moments, I have to say

[@seanmcgrath4491]

"Oh... heck!" Sean is a gift

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

His confessionals about Neleh were everything

[@petermorin6741]

Poor Christa, I feel bad for her getting blamed on.

[@3amDayDreamer]

Michaela is so funny 😂😂😂

[@owengette8089]

Esti Luke Casting literally won the lottery with her

[@heygoodbyee]

If I get word of something going down I’M SNITCHIN’ 😂

[@zeaferjones1404]

That was funny but I think that might have got her voted out.

[@NeoNorr]

omg sue, breaks my heart. no wonder she was so hurt by Kelly in the end

[@landonweaver1040]

When coach screamed about “slaying the dragon” I just about lost it

[@DeionAdel]

The lack of any Randy confessionals is criminal.

[@eagerturtle4791]

The One Do you have any suggestions for good Randy confessionals? I was thinking of using the one where he talked about his dog.

[@DeionAdel]

I feel he has a lot of them to choose from. I haven't watched Gabon in awhile. His "Gillian hasn't done crap" while she talks about Elephant dung is hilarious to me.

[@Captainmarex]

Eager Turtle do the one about his dog!

[@elpadre2940]

The Randy/Crystal confessional after Fang lost another challenge is one of my favorite. "I love to see people loose", "Randy is just a troll under the bridge who is mean and angry with the world"

[@carllasplac]

Sandra is one of the smartest cunning players ever

[@zeaferjones1404]

People forget that she actually invented the spy shack. It wasn't exactly a shack but she always hid in a bush and heard what Fairplay was saying.

[@Bluerock121]

@@zeaferjones1404 she also hid camp items before Russell ever had the idea. Sandra the innovator lol

[@DarkAngel-ow1ck]

“I’m sitting there ready to eat my food and the lunch lady doesn’t have a shirt on.” ICONIC

[@damatsta4427]

If I might, I suggest Ace's "Legless Chickens Racing Against Sleek Weasels" confessional from "Survivor Gabon" for any future installments. Easily one of the funniest metaphors for failure out there.

[@eagerturtle4791]

Thanks! Always keen for more suggestions :)

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Thank goodness I watched Gabon on a streaming service, because if I hadn't I would have missed the next 30-45 seconds after Ace said "sleek weasels" due to a laughing fit.

[@judaspriestess7947]

We need to move with a purpose, Joe! *AND WE NEED TO DO IT NOW!!!!!*

[@survivor8518]

That Todd confessional is one of my favorite of all time 😹

[@futur_sunds]

Coach not so casually mentioning his bench press is so funny to me 😂

[@sarahott]

I think Mr Turtle has his favourite contestants, because I'm seeing a lot of Debbie and Michaela.

[@eagerturtle4791]

sarahott Guilty. Haha. I'm still trying to include fun confessionals from people I don't like that much, but there's always going to be some bias in what confessionals I choose. If you have any suggestions for confessionals to include in the next video, I'd be happy to hear them!

[@fattygonzolas]

I remember being like 6 years old, watching cook islands and cao boy taught me how to get rid of head aches

[@cdmnumber3fan]

Thanks so much for all of the uploads!!

[@Sam-uj5mj]

I would love to see some Cydney from Kaoh Rong in these vids, always loved her confessionals.

[@iryspichu]

Erik's situation was awkward, to say the least.

[@anyelgarcia]

These are very good, great video

[@jpbproductions3872]

Bob reminds me so much of my dad. If he can win survivor, so can my dad

[@kat673]

Government jobs. Stressful

[@declandonovan1612]

Why does Christa always sound like she has a stuffy nose.

[@honeymoonbIues]

Don't make fun of queen christa!!!!!!

[@Ramboost007]

Tbf she was about to cry the whole time

[@seanpratten9221]

Forgot about Jane. she was crazy

[@encycl07pedia-]

She was such a damn baby.She was getting voted out and instead of trying to flip votes, she puts out the fire. Trump Republican tard.

[@C_Tizzle]

3:40, it's a game that's won by being the best liar...and she brought his momma into it like that? What a kook.

[@tiramclachlan7844]

kimmi needs to return she is so cool😁

[@cordesbatchelder8036]

2:37- Earl Cole (Fiji) 5:55- Bob Crowley (Gabon)

[@MultiEvil85]

lol at coach.He is funny and educated.

[@austinbarneke1671]

This came out today damn

[@revinevan87]

Debbie when I still loved her

[@jordanbeck8945]

Can you add Jay's bowling night confessional and the nuke confessional as well in the next video.

[@eagerturtle4791]

Putting down on the list :) Thanks! Do you have any other suggestions?

[@jordanbeck8945]

As much as I despise Russell, I like him bagging on the Boston Red Socks.

[@jpbproductions3872]

Eager Turtle Reem’s confessionals are all great. Chris Noble’s if you haven’t done it. It would be very beneficiarary for your channel

[@lehockilife]

@6:09. best part

[@annafusco3763]

Does anyone else kinda view Coach as the Michael Scott of Survivor???

[@TardisFan1001]

CAO BOIIII

[@justtrent9519]

Can you do a best of Earl

[@nerdsrus5642]

This is not the compilation we deserve but it's the one we need

[@threepoint0517]

More Adam Klein screaming in his confessionals please!

[@worthplayingfor2197]

6:35 I feel like Dawson could've used her knowledge that Jeff was a baseball player to get him to like her and want to work with her. Instead she uses it to get under his skin????

[@entertainer_ev2747]

Its so clear that she was a recruit 🤦‍♂️

[@charlieradant]

Coach is the best and that's why Rob wanted him to climb the tree. He isn't full of himself he is just the best

[@jpbproductions3872]

Jane Bright > Every single of from season 21-24 not including Jane

[@austinluszcz1426]

Coach definitely doesn’t bench 300

[@CEJRAID]

Austin Luszcz definitely not. That’s absurd.

[@English_MoFo]

Maybe 80-90 pounds tops

[@cambed71]

But Kimmi babe, if you're not that stupid why didn't you make a move when Abi was still there and you had the numbers to do something? Tasha was good at making Abi feel like the vote was headed to Keith but that was when Kimmi needed to make her move

[@eagerturtle4791]

Abi voted for Wentworth at the the tribal where she was voted out. Abi wasn't voting with that alliance and had flipped to Jeremy / Spencer / Tasha. Kimmi wanted to go with Wentworth and Keith then, but she couldn't because of Abi and Spencer both being flippers. This clip explains it pretty well :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4S7p5qnl8SFl6s

[@entertainer_ev2747]

@@eagerturtle4791 no Abi voted for Keith

[@eagerturtle4791]

@@entertainer_ev2747 Whoops! I meant voted against Wentworth's alliance, but not against her!

[@snowlucario2544]

And Sophie's an atheist.

[@justtrent9519]

SnowLucario She is?

[@thart1338]

SnowLucario who cares Lmao

[@savageguineapig5857]

Good. There needs to be more atheists.

[@222333aaaaaa]

Just Trent that surprises you..?

[@adamsbriee6330]

She’s actually super SJW

[@BreakTheIce222]

Coach is so cringey

[@landsafe]

Wow no dislikes that's impressive

[@savageguineapig5857]

I want a season with Tyson, Coach, Phillip, and Russell Hantz on the same tribe