Best Friends Play God Hand (Part 02)

[@punishedfist]

The Alexander stuff is from a mike Tyson rant in which he said "I'm Alexander the great, he's not Alexander, I'm brutal and ruthless, my style is impetuous, my defences are impregnable I'll eat your kids". I'm not joking, look it up yo.

[@WastedPotential17]

Back then Iron Mike could talk any shit he wanted and back it up anytime. He was like Ali, but stronger and faster and much meaner.

[@disflipmat]

Literally one of the first videos I favorited one KZbin 12 years ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2XPYY2vgNKYhKc

[@powerup931]

Wasted Potential Mike Tyson in his prime basically spoke like a final boss in fighting game or character action game

[@roastbeef9619]

“I’ll fuck you til you love me, f****t” - Iron Mike Tyson

[@wadespencer3623]

Alexander didn't eat anybody's kids! This is slander!

[@KeysmashLP]

"There's no turn around" The turnaround is on L1

[@Druidlover]

Game journos couldn't find the mythical l1 button when they played KH3 either. Then wrote articles about how they have to use the dpad to use magic.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Tank controls and in depth fight mechanics, no wonder these two love this game.

[@klinitclarify]

“In depth” is something of an understatement.

[@lpenrike]

i dunno if they really love this game, man they dont even know theres a quick 180 turn button

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

I wonder if Woolie knows about the strong attack for weapons

[@blueblazer9991]

"in depth"

[@bennymountain1]

I wish they would use at least an inch of that depth, not just mash like they do.

[@DevonPalmer98]

I live in a timeline where I'm excited to see if they uploaded a cage game or god hand. What a time to be alive

[@Radoh1017]

They go in a line, tonight will be TMS, then David Cage tomorrow at 3. Wait no it's Friday today, so it'll be a Fisticuffs or a Scrublords.

[@Teratoma..]

Look on the bright side, TMS can't have much time left, right? JRPGs aren't known for being obnoxiously long, r-right?

[@Crazimo]

I’ve never wanted a series to end more than I want TMS to end.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Jay dude calm down, it's their channel they can upload what they want. Don't be shaming them for having fun

[@jedgrahek1426]

You know, I was not into TMS at all early on, but after coming back and catching up, it isn't a frustratingly ignorant playthrough like FFX, it's a neat Person-like game I would never see otherwise, and it's gotten pretty hype at this point. It even made me start a new game of P4 on a whim the other day ; ) Just saying, it is at least substantially better than DR and FFX.

[@PBrrtrn]

"You're no Alexander" is a Mike Tyson quote and reference. Most of the enemies in the game quote Iron Mike himself. Crazy Talk strikes again.

[@2Eliishere]

Pablo Berrotaran I always thought it was "your not Alexander" and alexander was the previous godhand.

[@kricku]

But what did Mike Tyson mean?

[@2Eliishere]

I assume "He's not great" like Alexander the Great.

[@PBrrtrn]

They asked him about his rival whom he had knocked out in classical Mike Tyson fashion, and who had referred to himself as "a conqueror", so Mike Tyson said he wasn't a conqueror, and that he wasn't Alexander in reference to Alexander of Macedon

[@rodzila8314]

when i hear that i had to got to the comment, because i knew what he was saying had to be wrong haha

[@TheStrxggler]

"Dragon Kick asses into outer space." IT IS MILKY WAY, PAT.

[@Shinkada]

I liked how he got it wrong because he was lecturing Woolie for not remembering. Like I wouldn't give him shit for forgetting it if it wasn't in the process of giving someone shit for the exact same thing.

[@introspectre7713]

Woolie: "There's no quick turn around in this game." This isn't the Nier: Automata LP but Woolie's wrong just as he was there. There is absolutely a quick-turn button. It's L1. I've only played this game for a little over an hour and know this!

[@DioTheKnife]

So the question is: Who is more wrong? Pat or Woolie?

[@Brandonious15987]

DioTheKnife Pat for what he said about Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams.

[@introspectre7713]

Pat because of toilet paper.

[@skolkor]

Pat's quick confident "No" was a thing of beauty. Crazy Talk is at it again.

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

Well Woolie has the innate ability to make others wrong too, as noted by the previous Detroit: Become Human part (don't think the next one has been uploaded yet)

[@justjunk3803]

"No quick turn around button" is this our first instance of Crazy Talk in this LP?

[@punishedfist]

I can't handle it... and pat confirms it lol... "there sure isn't!" Like wtfff

[@eachasteriod1334]

hardcoreviolenceshow wrongness followed by more wrongness

[@tonyinfinite5174]

Oh man your in for a ride man

[@FullmetalSonic260]

lol

[@Jasper_Silva]

"We'll never play Godhand on the channel" This game spawned out of crazy talk itself!

[@Katagara84]

Good, more God Hand. I was getting hungry, hombres.

[@SciontheDark]

Not sure if anyone mentioned it yet, but "You're not Alexander!" and other phrases the enemies say are Mike Tyson quotes.

[@hurricanexanax]

IGN's score for God Hand: 3 IGN's score for The Guy Game: 7.7

[@hurricanexanax]

Nasir Jones yeah that one got a 6.5 I think. I'm planning on doing this on every episode

[@Googlesucksballs]

IGN is a bunch of pedos. lol

[@severteran9897]

I didn't believe you so I looked it up. Why does IGN exist again?

[@jonathansmith7306]

Sever Teran Acting as if "gamergate" wasn't just the tip of the disturbing Vidya journalist iceberg

[@Abdega]

Low hanging fruit but here it goes IGN: Omega Ruby Alpha Sapphire 7.8/10 Too much water

[@Trenr]

So there's the roulette attack called "ball buster," right, where you punch an enemy in the balls, it plays a fun jingle, and they get stunned. For that boss pair, one of them gets hit by ball buster normally. For the other, you get a thud sound, a laugh, and then he beats the shit out of you. Just another reason this game deserved a 10/10

[@Vorael]

"Look at Drunken Fist? ...No, one of these has an evade high..." That's drunken TWIST. I think you get it around act 5ish, and it's probably the single best move in the game. You can spam it virtually for free through basically anything. Abusing DT is one of the cornerstones of first-time God Hand runs.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

(Part 03 Final)

[@hardballer3926]

No, its a joke on how badly this game is going to kick their asses.

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

Oh man... can't wait for the "master" fight

[@otakon17]

Please no if I beat this they should be able to. And I suck at brawlers.

[@AzureDragoonGX]

They're also playing on Easy (despite claiming Normal in the 1st part), so they can't reach Levels 3 and DIE right?

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

AzureDragoonGX I think you missed the joke entirely. They said they were playing on "normal" while they highlighted easy. This is because this game is still difficult even on easy difficulty. Difficult to the point where they call easy difficulty "normal" difficulty

[@Filhote_deDisgrassa]

This LP was not a mistake

[@BlxckBaron]

PolarBearProject k

[@ghostfear2011]

4:16 I didn’t know the Pillar Men made an appearance in this game.

[@TheStrxggler]

Eh. 6/10 Not enough gains.

[@tailedgates9]

AYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[@Samm815]

Need more swole muscle mass?

[@DeathKnight5608]

Ghost5410 The other Pillar Men don't like to talk about them.

[@deltaknight2764]

THAT'S WHAT *I* SAID!

[@seb24789]

- Talk about Hokuto references. - Don´t comment the literal Pillar Men throwing Holy Sandstorms at them. I love Pat n Woolie.

[@goodvillain1015]

No Pat. It's "Dragon kick your ass into the Milky Way." Not "outer space." Learn the lore.

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

I'm amazed Woolie didn't make a Chie joke/reference when Dragon Kick came up

[@justsomeguywhoyoushouldnth844]

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE BALL BUSTER! (BALL BUSTER!) MY ARM! MY ARM! MY ARM! MY ARM! MY ARM! MY ARM! I SUMMON UP THE POWERS OF THE GOD HAND!

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Literally came to this comment section just to make sure somebody corrected him on that shit. Thank you, sir.

[@AshhNT1]

I thought it was a play on: "Los Lobos Kick your ass! Los Lobos Kick your face! Los Lobos Dragon Kick you balls into outer Space!" - Short Circuit 2. Adding the dragon at the end.

[@stan5794]

T R I A L O F T H E D R A G O N

[@nobrainfluid]

lol all those Mike Tyson quotes they put in and "I wanna eat your children" didn't make it

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

I mean, to be fair.... that could have several interpretations. With one of the bosses that we just saw in this video (you know the pair) I'm sure you know how that could be taken

[@fenris5932]

So fun fact about that first miniboss. That stereotype never stopped being a thing in Japan.

[@gaminggoddess85]

See also: Cloud getting manhandled by a crowd of big ol' bears in tiny briefs in FF7. Also see also: Shadow Hearts 2's merchants and the Man Festival.

[@fenris5932]

Also see also see also: One Piece, wherein which there is an entire island country of superpowered drag queens

[@kpxtreame]

Sergeant Superbeast God i hope not its a fun thing

[@otakon17]

gaminggoddess85 *opens mouth* _shotgun noise_

[@jacksmith3148]

I mean, these guys might be fabulous but it doesn't portray them as less than a fighter of their station. They'll fucking savage you if you're not careful, and the narrative never disparages them aside from noting that one of them was castrated, and that's as much a tutorial for the fact that some enemies can be immune to the Nut Buster as anything else.

[@LittleMountain90]

This is by far the new best LP on the channel. Pat and Woolie, with Pat rambling and Woolie playing in near-absolute silence when the going gets rough? PERFECT.

[@pillargodplays160]

Finishing this game on normal is probably one of the greatest conquests I've felt in a game and this playthrough has inspired me to continue my hard mode save. Can't wait to see more of the LP! Also the enemy quotes specifically "you're not Alexander" and "I'm brutal and ruthless" are referencing Mike Tyson's Best Ever speech.

[@DrErikNefarious]

Elvis has one of the best boss themes ever. It's like Elvis Presley went and called his band while drunk and said "Guys, I have the best idea for a song. Seriously get in here", and then when they showed up, he was even more drunk, told them to start playing and then just drunkenly mumbled into the mic.

[@Hol-Horse]

Fuck, this comment is great. tenouttaten!

[@stjimmerz]

Gene is like the love child of Kenshiro and Travis Touchdown

[@GLCFuru]

You can audibly hear Pat and Woolie cringing into the stratosphere during that cutscene. It's almost impressive.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I _guarantee_ they laughed their asses off about it the first time they played.

[@GLCFuru]

Well yeah I also used to laugh at a lot of dumb shit I'd probably find massively uncomfortable now. That's part of growing up and becoming less closed-minded. Rarely do you see it get laid out so bare in a video though. It's great and also terrible.

[@peacemaster8117]

It's still hilarious.

[@gaminggoddess85]

+GLCFuru I think you mean "growing up and become less open-minded" because the only way it's acceptable to react to this kind of stuff in today's society is to flood the developer's Twitter with death threats. Nevermind if the people you're white-knighting aren't even offended by it.

[@GanguroKonata]

gaminggoddess85 I make up things so I have a point too, don't worry

[@goodvillain1015]

I knew I recognized the demon suit guy's voice. That's Gordy the janitor from Ned's Declassified.

[@sousedmonk7418]

Good catch. I always heard Mr. Turner from Fairly Oddparents, myself.

[@awsomesaucekirby]

Goodvillain 101 holy shit you're right

[@Chadius]

Spotswoode from Team America: World Police

[@GoldLight73]

He needs to get that weasel... I mean that God Hand!

[@brunobeeftip]

You mean Cosmo?

[@deltaknight2764]

Elvis' entire losing cutscene is what made me love this game even more.

[@demilung]

Oh look, a game with less cliche characters that Detroit.

[@Kubloo]

demilung Sometimes you gotta dig deep to find the real comments.

[@nobrainfluid]

_I Love it_

[@AgentMaroon78]

I know Q&A’s can get weird, but this takes the cake.

[@Th3SmartAlec]

26:31 I like this guy. Does what nobody else knows how to do, and closes a door GENTLY.

[@gabrielsyme5570]

Speaking of Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams, did you know that Capcom spliced all the cutscenes from that game together and has them up on streaming services as a "movie"? They didn't even add anything to fill in for all the fights that originally happened in gameplay, so it's just a long series of people being about to fight and then having just finished fighting.

[@Onlytrueninja]

PRESS L1 TO PAY RESPECTS TO FORGOTTEN MECHANICS

[@Vorael]

"There's no quick turnaround button in this game?" I'm pretty sure it's L1. Also, the Alexander the Great thing might be a Mike Tyson reference. "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!" - Mike Tyson I think there also might be a mook in like... act 2 or something who calls himself Alexander the Great, if you're paying attention. Could be a reference to that mook, or he could be a reference to Tyson, or - oh, fuck it, who knows?

[@JAKX091]

Ok so I was expecting a weird boss fight based on the teases Pat and Woolie gave us but... Jesus Christ not that first one.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

James Atkins Yeah Gold and Silver are... They're from a time when that could be a thing, and nobody cared.

[@Chadius]

Buckle up buckaroo, we're just getting started

[@CntRational]

a lot of laughs in God Hand come from the "oh god" factor

[@Rafikator]

WELCOME TO GOD HAND KIDDO

[@posteriorpepperoni]

oh boy,you don't even know my dude.It gets worse/better

[@IllcallyouJakeSteele]

17:00 The "You're not Alexander" line refers to Mike Tyson, in an interview where he pops off after fighting Lou Savarese. Many other enemy taunts in the game are taken from this same interview.

[@Elleraiser]

the guy who lost his balls in the war? the Ball Buster roulette move doesn't work on him

[@FloresEntSystemv2]

Please Devolver port this game too... EDIT: 17:29 Wait, no quick 180? What L1 is supposed to do?

[@FinalDragoon]

"Onimusha Dawn of Dreams is the black sheep of the franchise." That's not how you spell Onimusha Blade Warriors aka "Totally not a Smash clone Onimusha Edition"

[@sousedmonk7418]

Can you blame 'em for saying it, though? After Capcom themselves pinned their decision to scuttle Onimusha on Dawn of Dreams' sales , it was bound to be the outcast, even though literally *no one* asked for Blade Warriors or Tactics.

[@DoomsdayOdd]

I started with blade warriors and was extremely dissappointed the whole series wasnt like that.

[@Pelvic_Thrust1]

Blade Warriors gets a free pass cause it had Zero and Megaman.Exe.

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

HEY! Blade Warriors looked cool at least :/ I wish I got to play it

[@otakon17]

SoulOfTheRisingSun Dawn Of Dreams OPENS in a hugely epic way and having played both games, Blade Warriors is just a Smash clone and Dawn of Dreams was freaking awesome.

[@darkeimp555]

I love watching people play this game! It's like watching a really good, funny, old school anime. To quote Gene: "I *love* it."

[@elahprice3126]

17:15 years later after this channel died, has anybody told Pat “You’re not Alexander?!” Is a Mike Tyson reference?

[@megahellreaper]

I think somebody did? I forget if he mentions it in a later part or not.

[@Tuschi17]

I love the music so much. Incredibly nostalgia inducing.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

God or demon what am I It's time for me to chose my path

[@KuroCartoonist]

Tokyo mirage session: Become War God of Human Demon all paths are now combined into one. thank me later

[@TheMrManjana]

The power of! My god hand! No evildoer will get past!

[@taylortierney6542]

Hand or hand or fist to fist, Kick your nuts off, twist your wrist The god power keeps my pimp hand strong

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

Dragon kick your ass into the milkyway

[@AzureAiluren]

Well you're certainly no Mazinger Z.

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

In god hand you punch What game you also punch? Knack 2 IGN give knack 2 a 7.2 What else got a 2? God Hand 2

[@justsomeguywhoyoushouldnth844]

NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME, BAYBEE! THAT'S RIGHT! SUPER MARIO BROS 2! SUUUUUPA MERRY-O BROTHAS TWOOOOO!

[@kenronald6786]

Wakka: Made in Yevon *I love it*

[@Samm815]

What the hell is with all these Knack 2 jokes? Did I miss something?

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

Sam Lucas dunkey

[@Abdega]

It’s probably the doing of the Al Bhed

[@Machine91]

Pat, the YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER is a reference to a thing Mike Tyson once said.

[@Jetiko27]

"Go up" is my favourite meme in the entire SBFP run.

[@SIMIFU]

...Why were there so many bananas in that mini boss room? Oh no...

[@deceivingthedeceiver]

Haven't watched a TBFP video in close to three years, God Hand brought me back

[@ceruleansunrise8261]

Pressing triangle while headslipping does a leg sweep

[@hatermass]

"You're not Alexander" is referencing a Mike Tyson quote which was around the time of Tysons break down/face tattoo when God Hand was released. Yes Tyson was referencing Alexander the Great.

[@sousedmonk7418]

Oh yeah, when Tyson shifted alignment to "Chaotic Neutral". Crazy times.

[@Plexuz0]

This game looks cooler than I thought it'd be.

[@Cizal]

woolie are you kidding me of course there's a turn around button this came out after RE3. idk why you're so terrified of pushing all the buttons on the controller sometimes but just do it coward.

[@love_otter]

What a fun series this is shaping up to be, super excited for more!

[@idklolzors]

The constant Hawaii 5-O theme knock-off going on in the background is annoying, fantastic and catchy

[@0rriAndroid]

I once saw Gene lift a hundred pounds over his head without even knowing it!

[@francismorgan9752]

The fun thing about Elvis is that he would probably be one of the harder bosses in the game if he had more health. He's got more varied attacks, fewer cheap gimmicks (looking at you, Shannon), and barring Azel he's probably the closest to fighting another player character.

[@TheMadMadman]

Is this JoJo's lost part?

[@Shininanigans]

I love Gene's idle "saunter" animation @ 3:30

[@misschambers666]

Snake calling Otacon while he's turned on over a girly mag just proves he's king of the bis

[@LampsPants]

I love that this LP acknowledges why people wouldn't be able to get into this game and some of its flaws while helping to explain its brilliance.

[@remack990]

They actually don't they just say "if you're a combo junkie this game is for you" and that's it, the first video was spent talking about how sh*t the game is in terms of dialogue, graphics, design, story, and just everything overall. they don't even now what the fu*k "You're not Alexander means".

[@bankrupthampster1305]

why does everyone think this is bad, i want a remaster ;(

[@GoldLight73]

So is every boss is the game just a massive stereotype? If so... I am fine with this.

[@otakon17]

Gold Wade Not really? The boss variety is varied in terms of design.

[@Shinkada]

Naw, they're just all over the top absurdity. I'm still on the fence as to whether G&S are in bad taste.

[@emperorzurg6040]

Mostly yes.

[@fordaqueen777]

"Is this the dark souls of obscure games?"

[@TimeFro]

17:29 Except there totally is though, you do a sick 180 spin.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

There is quick turn its L1 or R1 one of those the other does roulette moves. Can't wait till part 8 when they read this. Not to sound mean.

[@PepsiMan666]

Belze, the white haired villain is voiced by Darran Norris AKA Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents.

[@geardog24]

1:46 🎶Dragon Kick your ass to the Moon🎶

[@sarcasticslowking9149]

The LP I never knew I always wanted

[@fernando47180]

17:28 I saw on another video that L1 is the quick run-around button. Cant congirm it muself, but ive seen it done on-game, but I'm certain there's a way to do it

[@ShyRanger]

26:55 "Meanwhile at the Legion of Dumb"

[@KW-iy8jx]

"Quick Woolie, *BEAT THEM* " *EDGY AS FUCK, RISQUE AS EVER*

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

Truly this game is the byproduct of a better time.

[@Facemanne]

Damn, I thought I recognised the artwork in the first episode, I'm only checking the description now xD Thanks Norasuko, u da best :P

[@KamenOtaku28]

"You're not Alexander" and "My style is impetuous" are Mike Tyson references. Look up his post Lou Savarese fight interview.

[@Titanium]

"There's no quick turn in this game?" "Hell no there ain't" *This wrongs the Pat*

[@Fjarhultian]

Woolie always talking about people smelling their fingers took a weird turn when he thought "going down" meant changing someone's diaper.

[@El_Bastardo]

Crazy talk seems very powerful this episode.

[@lilwyvern4]

"What villager died?" The very first one. You beat the shit out of him in your rush to show off your mad punching.

[@zeterzero4356]

Almost time for the show down in town square and one of my favorite mini-bosses in the game. And I just remembered another fight I like even more now than then. Man I forgot how much fun this game is in terms of silliness.

[@waterking74]

The dragon kick is so beautiful !!!!! 😭😱

[@darkeimp555]

Oh whoa, I don't think I ever heard Pat do the "yeyeyeye!" thing until now. I thought it was just a Matt-Woolie thing lol

[@Carnagevenomtoxin]

A fun fact of the game since Mr. Silver lost his balls "in the war" he is immune to the ball buster and mocks you for trying it but it leaves him open for combos.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

17:33 L1 is the quick turn.

[@xyanide1986]

I'm so glad to have some weird jank back on the channel.

[@Vtubears]

No quick turn. "The first thing to do is press every button on the controller" -Woolie

[@djh491]

I started replaying this after getting hype for this playthrough. Just beat the world 3 boss and that's where I feel the game starts getting a bit frustrating. Her fucking magical sparkle Chihuahua attack is so annoying. I still never wanted to stop no matter how many times I died, which just goes to show how fun this game is.

[@ForumBlackwolfdave]

djh491 my only beef with this game is the final boss, other than that this game only asks you to git gud and I loved it for it

[@doccatface6868]

these two boys are the finest ladcombo this sida the mizzzip

[@Basheequa]

"You can juke those right". Pat, every move in the game that is thrown at you is dodge-able

[@omegaxtrigun]

This game reminds me of gungrave. An old fav of mine that is in the same vein of ps2 game that didn’t get much recognition but was sick as shit. Wish I could play that again. The good old days of wielding a coffin full of guns that could also transform into many different guns. Good times.

[@BuildABarns]

This is the most "SHUT UP, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!" game ever.

[@Nagassh]

It's a good job Pat didn't know about the Casino or we'd have another "Hey, so I've been doing some offscreen grinding".

[@kaygeo]

Woolie should embrace his inner guile by throwing boxes at every enemy and boss instead of just busting them!

[@malakitestrider546]

Ahhhhhhh so THIS Is the DMC 4 Nero origin story we always asked for!

[@Knightess]

"Face tattoos. That's how you know somebody is cool." Zell coolest boi from FFVIII confirmed!

[@MIKEYGRUNGER13]

So are we just not gonna talk about the boss having a gigantic framed picture of himself smoking a cigar on a grassy field behind his desk

[@MrSonicDoctor]

Oh boi that Elvis fight. You gotta use that backflip Woolz. Its super good.

[@DeimionWolf]

4:14 oh.. I forgot about these guys.. If you try to use a ballbuster on Silver is doesn't work because of the war

[@deltaknight2764]

11:46 I can't believe I didn't notice until now, but that dude looks JUST like a fusion of DIO and Pucci.

[@elahprice3126]

“There’s no quick turn around in this game.” Yes there is, it’s tapping left bumper for the original controls.

[@kylewilliams7300]

I know its an old video but when the enemy says you're no Alexander there referencing quite possibly the most infamous boxing interview with Mike Tyson