Best Friends Play Parasite Eve Compilation

[@ludward]

For those that didn't knew: The Arcana Heart download happened AFTER the Fisticuff. Pat pretty much spent the entire video denying that the game wasn't as trash as he initially thought it was. So he bought it on his own afterward, hoping no one would ever know about it.

[@jesselindsey9760]

I love that neurotic ginger goblin.

[@ckueckman]

Oh man that Arcana Heart moment will never get old, it just won't.

[@jmwild1]

LOVE MAX!

[@SinHurr]

You can _hear_ one of them fall off the fucking couch laughing. It's so good!

[@fenrirsrage4609]

And now we have the Devil May Cry 4:SE as the Spiritual Successor alos DmC: SE too.

[@SwagBroPlays]

I have no idea why it made them laugh but it sure as hell made me laugh with them 😂😂😂

[@SwagBroPlays]

ckueckman Also I love how you can hear Pat whisper "dammit"

[@michaelcreech8957]

The director of this game read “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” and ran harder than anyone’s ever run with a concept

[@razorburn645]

Well he's up there on Kojima 's level of reading the first sentence of description and going nuts with it.

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

Well it was a book first. Ask the author :P

[@PinoNica85]

Wherein we discover that Woolie is actually a hyena.

[@YouSoSpice]

That's a great Nabeshin cosplay

[@PinoNica85]

Tell that to Maradona!

[@TheEpicGnome]

And pat is a sentient tickle-me Elmo doll.

[@Maioly]

Is that his fursona? I thought it was a dragon

[@TrevorZero]

the Arcana Heart download prompt was the fucking greatest

[@cal0890]

to this day I still dont understand why they lost their shit that hard

[@dyhy3055]

Pat's laugh was what got me

[@-Gurza-]

If I remember correctly, it's because that game was a fighter featuring a bunch of anime lolis, that they played on Fisticuffs.

[@sakurad49]

nor do i, unless it was planned for a future fistacuffs and that download notification spoiled it?

[@TrevorZero]

sakurad49 that's exactly what happened

[@SinnerBeta]

"Sperm has teeth" "We failed to mamoru the sperm" So in other words they failed to protect the sperm's smile?

[@VentusFury]

9:40 seems a hyena has joined the best friend zaibatsu, when did this happen? oh wait, no, thats just woolie being a funny guy again lol

[@lnfreeman]

what brought about that laughing fit?

[@KaptinScuzgob]

the arcana hearts notification popping up in the top right corner

[@Jgt612]

For some reason the really angry - "THERE'S NO MITOCHONDRIA DOWN THERE!!!" Really got to me, I spat my fucking tea out.

[@buppington]

I like how the blonde,blue eyed woman has great genes.

[@razorburn645]

Liquid Aya.

[@god47398]

i mean

[@SuperBrianMak]

She's supposed to be half-Japanese from her mother. The artists should've made her phenotypically reflect that. It would've been powerful for kids and teens playing this to see themselves as heroes through an Asian female character.

[@nickkerinklio8239]

@@SuperBrianMak she does. She literally looks like a Japanese girl with blonde hair. You ever see a white girl who looks like that?

[@SuperBrianMak]

@@nickkerinklio8239 Um, yes, it's "literally" more common than you think (i.e. Russia, Iceland). But a Japanese woman with NATURAL blonde hair and blue eyes - even if she is mixed? No. She'd still look phenotypically more Asian, especially if she's just half.

[@idontknowyoumitch]

I swear the zaibatsu's laughs combined will cure the world of evil.

[@thepickles8833]

My beloved Aya Brea... my body... it's getting HOT

[@videobob92]

my vestigial limb... my THIRD penis... it is getting... HOT?!

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Give her the pickle

[@KaptinScuzgob]

the Arcana Hearts shrieking gets me every time

[@devanmuse]

The adventures of Mio-Condra and S'Burn

[@balrogdahomie]

37:30 to 38:30 Sperm apparently does have mitochondria, at least according to Google. One study doesn't disprove multiple others.

[@Pandora234able]

They’re not smart. It’s like basic elementary school biology too.

[@rileygoodrich305]

Since Pat didn't figure it out from what I saw a hamaya is decorative arrow. Popular at new years it's basically 'demon breaking arrow'. So yeah Aya is just carrying around an arrow.

[@GrantBrownDog]

The word of the Day: Mitochondria. Mitochondria for days, Mitochondria for life. Did we mention Mitochondria? Because Mitochondria! MITOCHONDRIA!!! Also Sperm...

[@GSP413]

"This is Video 11 of 33 for the Summer" Jesus Christ .

[@DJpony01]

9:40 Woolie just trying to breath while dying laughing is fucking amazing

[@DarkLordFluffee]

you know its funny how much they talked about how they would never play PE 2 but i was looking at the monster designs and boss battles and such and they seemed right up Pat's alley.

[@russetwolf13]

The whole "we need to defeat the zombies with the help of the Good Zombies" thing is just Warm Bodies.

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Damn, props to you for not only making a complication of awesome moments but also hunting down all those mitochondria bits.

[@CloakofAuron]

Watching this makes me wish that Pat would do a NG+ and take on the Chrysler Building bonus dungeon.

[@timothyamaya3477]

As someone who just beat it last night. It's not worth it. Woolie would literally die.

[@godzillakiller1]

If it involves them showing their balls like in dark souls or reboot, then its totally worth it

[@CloakofAuron]

godzillakiller1 Only if it involves the Skeleton Ball Stand. :P

[@godzillakiller1]

And If The Skeleton Ball keeps on going up and down the chrysler building stairs with the skeleton warriors song playing lol

[@CloakofAuron]

godzillakiller1 DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

I keep coming back to this compilation, and that megamix at the end gets me every time. Thank you for this gift.

[@tymelthompson4182]

Thank you Mr or Ms spooky

[@spookycookies19]

*Dr.

[@activityzone353]

*sempai

[@NaderinZim]

*Onii-chan

[@insertnamehere8715]

*Space Emperor.

[@tymelthompson4182]

+(Insert Name Here) NO. Senpai McSpace Dr

[@Doc_Fun]

7:08 it is a good effect... except for the whole "going 350 mph" thing

[@Himiko_Void]

I just want to let you know I spend an inhuman amount studying the mitochondria thanks to university and now I'm having a crisis over whether or not it ever existed thanks to the compilation at the end.

[@pseudoregalia]

New comment on an old video - Parasite Eve was originally a book, which later became a movie, THEN this game! A book written by a Japanese biologist and this game is a sequel almost (but not entirely) to the book/movie. The woman from the book who survived the original Eve moved from Japan to America, and had Aya and her sister (this is literally the lore from the game about Aya) - which is why Aya ends up being able to resist all this due to the events of the book with her mother. The game of course takes the science behind the book a lot farther into sort of fantastical, what with mutated animals and Aya's "spells", but this was all revolved around a real life theory about mitochrondria!

[@BknMoonStudios]

Daniel is the real MVP of this game. So fucking badass!

[@thirdeye9698]

It went from "mitochondria" to "my anaconda drink" to "ma kanji"

[@OtherBross]

Pro-editing. Thanks so much for the compilations!

[@jmwild1]

Complaining about similarities to Devil May Cry is hilarious considering that Devil May Cry came out 3 years after Parasite Eve.

[@blueque5636]

How much can you drink within the active time?

[@bronzederpfest3724]

ZA-BOOZE-O!

[@technoskull]

Aww you left out the Mamoru bit... You gotta protect that mamoru.

[@badluckclover251]

Man you are cranking these out quick. Thanks for that, and have a good day.

[@spookycookies19]

No problem. Most of these were done months ago. This one was finished in January. It seems like I'm working my ass off now, but I've just been stocking videos since November of last year.

[@JAKX091]

Will you e doing Their Deus ex playthrough?

[@spookycookies19]

+James Atkins I totally want to tackle that one but it wasn't part of this marathon and I'm taking a not-permanent break so that'll be later.

[@JAKX091]

spookycookies No prob man, thanks for letting us know.

[@Tuschi17]

Wow I just realized that I never watched the whole LP. I totally forgot about this one. EDIT: Wow. Legendary ending. Might be the best one you've ever done.

[@soul_overdrive7554]

Thank you so much for this, you have done a fantastic work Cookies :D The ending "Spurm Spurm Spurm Spurm" haha

[@benrogers9082]

....dear lord, how awesome would it be if there was a character in this game classified as Parasite Steve?

[@Smokron]

Oh god! That ending!

[@777MrTibbs]

9:38 In case you need a good laugh.

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Can I just take a minute and point out how good 49:48 was? The sperm fiesta preceded by Pat claiming "we're going to the sperm bank" was the comedic gold, GREAT job Spookie S++

[@MrRenard7785]

MADAKANJREEUH

[@godzillakiller1]

We need a remake of this game called Parasite Woolie, Also Spooky that ending with the Mitochondria and Sperm compilation is pure gold XD

[@TheDeliciousMystery]

God dammit i started unconsciously doing the yiyiyiyiyi bullshit as well.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

perfect timing on this one, I just finally watched the whole LP. Ty spookycookies

[@TopsyTriceratops]

Huge thanks for the compilation effort and upload, Spooky! Now the guys need to complete the sequel XD

[@VentusFury]

MITOCHONDRIA SOOOOO MUCH. Seriously that last part is so gold my brain died lol

[@Azzabackam]

"I said 'limb" "Yeah."

[@BetaManicCommand]

After watching that video I don't think mitochondria AND sperm are words anymore.

[@ThePlumtreeMagic]

All these new compilations are fantastic, great way to get through these summer all nighters! Thanks a lot dude, keep up the good work!

[@MrGpetty]

Now where is the Front Mission 3 fullplay???? I'm 20 hours in on my own and I want to hear Pat's crazy talk retroactively alter my gameplay!

[@WaaveLvl0]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@gomes1258]

41:00 Warm Bodies is the movie you're looking for.

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Eh Mightacondria, might not, depends who's askin'

[@Gungho73]

"You went to them and left and that's what made me crazy." It's funny how Pat is the crazy one, but over time that seems to have only grown stronger with the fans that watch that content at Woolie Vs.

[@archfeymirth]

Oh yeah, Creepy Anime Bullshit in disguise is our next stop on the ZaibatsuxSpooky Cookies hype train! Please mind the tentacles as you exit the train. Have a sugoi trip!

[@_Digishade_]

Ow. My mitochondria.

[@goldenrino6119]

I counted about 93 mitochondria and 56 sperm

[@idklolzors]

Mitochondria!

[@gato23]

Hamaya is a good luck charm in the shape of an arrow.

[@KurstKensei]

9:45 WOOLIE'S LAUGH IS SO GOOD THERE XDDDDDD

[@masterxl97]

Snake: METAL CHONDRIA!!!!!

[@daniyalkhan744]

I might missed the joke completely but can someone tell me why they were laughing so hard when that arcana heart appeared?

[@Lynntempname]

It does kinda lose it's charm without context. The context was that the Arcana Heart 3: Love Max!!! Fisticuffs was played literally the night before the PE recording session, resulting in Woolie being disgusted by the loli shit, and Pat being disgusted but enjoying it as a fighting game. Pat buys the game. Game finishes install right as recording session starts. Cue famous moment.

[@ultrastaticbreaker]

+FemmaFetale Amazing.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

All I could think was... "Goddamnit, Liam..."

[@JulesJuno737]

I haven't had this much sperm in my ear since... what time is it?

[@maverickjohnson1399]

You poor poor harlot.

[@matthewmitchell332]

The man, The myth, The legend. Spookycookies, the best. Thank the various deities for you

[@xxDrone95]

God dammit. I just watched the whole series after not finding this comp.

[@queencitysaint9600]

Pat and Woolie are the best out of the

[@blakemartin8463]

XD dude I was just talking to my friend and we were like oh two best friends freak out about tank controls and fart gas? what game should they play? parasite eve? oh shit look they did a let's play already XD

[@darthryan12]

9:39 tho

[@TheDirtbaggrif]

Pat's still wrong about PE2. Amazing game.

[@Bloodpix]

9:41 omg woolie just lost his shit then I lost my shit from him losing his own shit X'D

[@SteamPaladin]

THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

[@jpfan1992]

Have an overpowering urge to see hyena and Salazar play the crysler building! Sbfp team unite!

[@SinHurr]

Zaibatsu needs their own KZbin tag, fo' real.

[@CheetahsArePrettyCool]

15:53 I got thrown off by the little raccoon noises because I just listened to the video while doing other stuff-- I read "A Wind in the Door" as a kidlet, and the characters go into mitochondria and become friends with little sci-fi monsters that look like blue mice, so I thought Parasite Eve had an obscure book reference for a second

[@tommyzaso]

Spooky brought us the best.

[@timothykammerer7622]

50:15 for some reason I'm expecting the swedish chef to just go "bort bort bort"

[@oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy]

Who else is catching the clif's notes?

[@cpt.dandilion1231]

Mitochondria, son!

[@Hol-Horse]

mitochondria mitochondria ....mitochondria ..mitochondria mitochondria!!?! MITOCHONDRIA!!! *mycaruba*

[@KwadDamyj]

Mike Aruba!

[@djnosleeves85]

49:26 OMG I hate this word now LMAO

[@MDXDMusic]

A K Hole. A soap opera from Korea. Sure.

[@kalenics123]

SHE WAS A COP!!!

[@Onomeinvalido]

might a conjure ya

[@shil4720]

MITOCHONDRIA, SON!

[@requiescantenpace]

I miss them. 😭

[@Mowgli602]

Spooky I love you

[@UnkoMunko]

What I want to know is, when is this game getting an HD remake?

[@spac3monkey3000]

How many mitochondrias at the end there? I'm actually curious...

[@MadamFoogie]

Aaah! My synapses!

[@TheUndeadDevil]

could you do a compilation of two best friends play predator concrete jungle please thank you keep up the good work

[@spookycookies19]

That was originally planned for this marathon but more recent LPs pushed it to the back burner. Later though.

[@TheUndeadDevil]

okay thanks for replying

[@ceast5273]

Could a kind soul tell me which part was Pqt and Woolie losing their shit over Arcana Heaets 3 at about 9:44?

[@nosherkhan3232]

Part 7

[@Scommander1945]

anyone know the version of the theme at the beginning? can't find it

[@CrimsonWolfe776]

Mitochondria.

[@Samm815]

WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING!?

[@Taiyou94]

because pat downloaded a game that at best makes people look at you weird and at worst gets you sent to jail

[@Samm815]

"oh no..."

[@crackerjack452]

3:39 Deviljho!?

[@Pandora234able]

I know this was a while ago but mitochondrial DNA exists. Pretty sure that’s not what the game was referring to though.

[@beastmaster0934]

Wesley Williams Nope, it is.

[@Pandora234able]

Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon Oh, so then they’re just dumb and I’m giving them (Woolie and Pat) the benefit of the doubt due to bias?

[@spinningchurro]

Mitochondria

[@tohpingtiang4878]

1st video from you guys. Best friends play game. They are not friends anymore...

[@christianhellew4516]

The zombie movie Woolie wants is dead snow 2.

[@davidmcfall1341]

Christian Hellew There's a SEQUEL?!

[@Loginius_]

Mitokondrio