Best HFY Stories: An Absurd Secret Weapon

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Күн бұрын

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@GrigoriZhukov Ай бұрын

Wait until they see my hard vacuum rated semi-auto potato gun.

@bennood2031 24 күн бұрын

I caught the slight involuntary chuckle in this when you read the pants line. It honestly added a bit to the story as you're usually so 'dead pan' perfect at reading, so it really ironically called attention to it and caused me to chuckle as well. He saw, he heard, he came.

@Darkinu2 Ай бұрын

22:04 I heard that attempt to hide laughing 😂😂

@Thelnir Ай бұрын

Another one at 23:20.

@MsDogleaf Ай бұрын

It’s so funny to hear those when they are usually so calm and even (I like it it’s like more voice acting)

@genobreaker1054 Ай бұрын

It's so much better hearing his voice struggle to not laugh 😂

@xsxoliver1720 29 күн бұрын

It was 23:18

@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Ай бұрын

WHOA!Is this seriously the 1000th HFY one-shot,as the playlist implies?That's an incredible milestone!

@MsDogleaf Ай бұрын

Yeah that’s crazy

@billcook7285 Ай бұрын

Welp, looks like human pornography is going next level. 😂

@djbbdoedubstep Ай бұрын

[ASMR] human heartbeat 12 hours no loop to get you off

@Maeshalanadae Ай бұрын

And none of this was our fault, either.

@noppornwongrassamee8941 Ай бұрын

I've never heard of the heartbeat thingy yet I believe it. The only real stretch of belief is that aliens would react to heartbeats at all. The heartbeat would be like language; only humans and animals that evolved beside us (dogs for example) should be able to understand it. For everyone else like the aliens in this story, it should be so much meaningless noise, like a language they don't understand. We react to human heartbeats the way we do because evolution programmed us that way. Wait a sec... Mammalians are most affected by human heartbeats? Perhaps the aliens have something similar going on with their heartbeats, and their brains heartbeat interpreter is going haywire because human heartbeats sound so different.

@angrydragonslayer Ай бұрын

or... maybe like a lot of stories in HFY: the aliens all share ancestry.

@zhongli5689 Ай бұрын

Have you ever listened to foreign music in its native language and still have a emotional response because that’s practically what’s happening here

@Shadowlurkering Ай бұрын

People will find some voices to be sexy even if they don't understand what's being said. I don't know Japanese but still find Dandadan's opening to be catchy and Melfina's Song to be eerily beautiful. Emotions don't follow logic.

@Nempo13 Ай бұрын

They literally explained it out rather well...and yes it is a real adaptation. Most of the aliens are mammals...the human heartbeat effects mammals the most... which is why we have domesticated most mammals on our planet. Our heartbeat is VERY STRONG compared to most animals and can be heard/felt through our appendages pretty easily. This isn't a stretch to say it would effect aliens as well in very random ways. Now humans are effected by it to a startling degree which is why the ancient drum beats still stir our emotions. Listen to old war chants in any language from any continent, and you will feel your emotions surge upward. The drum beats are literally designed to mimic a warrior's heart and hit that right frequency to just drive people forward. The trick with children, and when men or women hold the other to their chest is also VERY real. Even if a woman in scared and her heart is erratic...the tone and frequency of a woman's heartbeat is just right to calm someone she is holding so long as she doesn't give voice to the fear or urgency. IE it won't work if the woman in screaming in terror, or talking about what is making her afraid. A man's heartbeat gives a sense of control and safety, it sits at just the right frequency to create that in someone that hears it. The difference between the genders is that a male's heartbeat when sped up also causes others to feel an impulse to speed up...a collective push and drive while the female one tends to make those around them more alert and even paranoid if exposed to it over a long period. This and other things has been studied for a LONG time in behavioral psychology. That branch of psych that gets ignored because you can't make money pushing pills onto people.

@alexfranz817 Ай бұрын

I think the author was going for convergent evolution, but it was more intense for us because of the death world thing. There is a lot more psychology and evolutionary theory that can be broken down here, but I don't like thumb typing an entire paper.

@bigstevie1690 Ай бұрын

Wait till they find out about Rule 34 🤣

@oskark312 Ай бұрын

ha-ha

@MsDogleaf Ай бұрын

The song by fish inside a bird cage ?

@illesizs Ай бұрын

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works!

@corinthiansdaniels3728 Ай бұрын

Yea the liberty the author taken is insane

@alexfranz817 Ай бұрын

It's just dialed to 11 like most hfy stories.

@thedoctor6265 27 күн бұрын

ya i was thinking pheronones or somethign but nope heartbeat frequency

@darkiee69 Ай бұрын

I was thinking pheromones, not heartbeat.

@corinthiansdaniels3728 Ай бұрын

Same but that wouldn't explain the ship going insane from comms

@MsDogleaf Ай бұрын

Me too!

@LadyRavenEyes Ай бұрын

Same

@thedoctor6265 27 күн бұрын

ya like heartbeat wtf

@DavidVincent-f5l Ай бұрын

So like the first third of the way through. I'm thinking that we humans are touched by the Faye. Seems like we are highly charmed but with negative outcomes.

@BudTheStud Ай бұрын

So Humanity has became a reverse Eldritch Horror? Huh....I never would have thought of that. That's genuinely new. Question: what would you call that? A reverse Eldritch Horror? Idea: Wright a story about a human trying to live in a school/ship/community where they are forced to where a large suit that mutes the noise of their heart. It would be interesting to see how they fare in a galaxy that desperately wants them

@CharlesAhner Ай бұрын

Hmmm...a simpler solution: a (sorta) personal 'white noise' generator that's attuned to cancel out the sound of a human heartbeat. Then detail what happens if said device runs out of power, or gets damaged...

@BudTheStud Ай бұрын

@CharlesAhner first, RUN! Run as fast as you can. Also, if these guys can hear or at least scene our heartbeat, even from across the room, I don't think a simple white noise machine would work. Second, we still don't have a name for the Reverse Eldritch Horror

@razer78397 Ай бұрын

@@BudTheStud Eldritch Delights

@z-ZONDER-z_E15 Ай бұрын

@CharlesAhner / @BudTheStud The answer to that is quite simple, if not a bit brutal. You can't have a heart beat if you have no * "Heart*" * . All a heart is, in its functionally, is a fluid pump. A highly advanced, silent fluid pump could do the job. Now considering that technology is something we already have (if just barely) a permanent artificial heart would solve the problem. It is more than a bit rough to replace your heart with a metal one just so you can deal with aliens and not have bad things happen. Though, with how thing were going in the story, it's really the only solution that would “patch” the problem.

@45Mistuikeidentity Ай бұрын

This is very weird and funny at the same time

@tristanmorrow6447 6 күн бұрын

They could not listen to our music then hahaha

@valtiel2589 Ай бұрын

it would appear as though NetNarrators community isnt so receptive to my stories. i shall try better, i guess?

@smoxthybweh Ай бұрын

Damn 😔 I thought it was good

@alganhar1 Ай бұрын

Nothing special about the human heartbeat is why. Blood pressure is not exceptional, unlike the Giraffe, which runs about twice that of any other mammal. Heart to body size ratio is about 0.6%, which is the same as that of mice and elephants... Dogs actually have the largest heart to body mass ratio at around 0.8%... The only reason the human heartbeat is special to us is because we spend 9 months of our life developing literally inches from our mothers heart. Its a constant presence to a developing foetus. But it would be nothing special to a dog, or a cat, or an elephant, or a giraffe, because their hearts beat at different rates. Nothing special beyond an assurance that the animal in question is most obviously alive that is.

@z-ZONDER-z_E15 Ай бұрын

I don't think it's badly written at all, at worst above average maybe, it's just not “satisfying” for how well the story was thoughtfully crafted I guess. Reading the comments too, I think people didn't like it so much it because it was drawn out a tad too far without a real good send off (that 'would have warranted the drawing out'). Or even just the most obvious solution for solving the problem as the ending. I hope that you do keep trying, though, possibly even continue on this story. It would be interesting to see the aftermath of this.

@thedoctor6265 27 күн бұрын

the heart beat thing was just tooo strange. it felt like a complete logical leep into insanity, the other parts of the story were fine

@muleteam66 24 күн бұрын

I really liked your story. And the cause is a unique twist that I appreciate. I must admit that when I'm raging a hug from my wife calms me down 🍻. Also keep writing them 🎉

@MarkJohnson-ro1ed Ай бұрын

4:30 and that was when I started choaking on my drink!

@Angl0sax0nknight Ай бұрын

I’m sure there are a lot of humans that would enjoy the Taurians breeding frenzy.

@howardchambers9679 Ай бұрын

I think that's a load of bull

@gamerboiiiiiii Ай бұрын

@@howardchambers9679nah

@norneaernourn8240 Ай бұрын

Wait till they come across the heartbeat of a horny human being.

@gamerboiiiiiii Ай бұрын

Thought it was gonna be a scent thing this time

@IaIaCthulhuFtagn Ай бұрын

Well that was a goofy story.

@TheSolidSnakeOil Ай бұрын

My how the turn tables.

@timobrien2813 Ай бұрын

Serious and funny at the same time. Thank you both. UKUK

@briankerr6333 Ай бұрын

Bravo, excellent story and brilliantly presented 👍⭐️👌

@bananabreadguy7960 Ай бұрын

Welp. Time to sell ASMR heartBeats

@thedoctor6265 27 күн бұрын

heartbeat what????????

@anathardayaldar Ай бұрын

This story sure did DRAAAAAAAAAAAG it out. If it just got to the point it would have been at least 15 minutes shorter. It sounded like a wind up to a joke so I tried to give it a chance. Finaly I just set the playback to 2x.