Best HFY Stories: First Contact At Fasty's Fast Food

[@Fuxy22]

Missed opportunity if you ask me... this was a perfect occasion to use "Sir this is a Wendy's" 🤣

[@cedkira]

Expected that to be the response tbh

[@Maeshalanadae]

That’s already been done in A Simple Hamburger.

[@valtiel2589]

yeah someone did it before i did and i didnt want to be accused of stealing someone elses stuff. but i DID get a Big Smoke reference in, so i consider that a win

[@Maeshalanadae]

@ And feel ashamed for making poor Spiff experience legos…

[@largeegg6505]

The funniest thing about this story is the fact that a “Barracks size” upgrade is offered implies that it’s common for the human military fleets to collectively ask “ Mom can we stop at McDonald’s“ 😂😂

[@Jszar]

The U.S. military ships containerized fast food restaurants to its bases across the world, no matter how remote. When somebody’s that far from home, comfort food is worth its weight in gold.

[@devinmelvig8732]

I was stationed in Japan on a ship when I was in the navy, there was a subway and pizza hut on the pier. Plus a Cinnabon on base also

[@VitaNocturno]

That gunnery sergeant has his priorities straight

[@ChrisLewis-yx8kw]

Burger Diplomacy, might be a way forward in future

[@DeathclawJedi]

Flip side of the coin to the First contact alien taco for the human with the munchies! Love it!

[@schnebot]

i do like wholesome stories like this. and as a person who played gta san andreas while still in elementary school i do appreciate the Big Smoke's order at Cluckin' Bell reference

[@מאורקולמן]

8:03 thats big smokes order and its literally called "big smoke"

[@jsh6952]

I've got the San Andreas soundtrack playing in my head.....

[@GadzWolf11]

You're not you when you're hungry.

[@Kitsune10060]

I have heard this one before. But to hear it again is most welcome, it's a good, wholesome little story.

[@ShinTsurugi7]

Mister admiral sir, this is a Fasty's...

[@Primearch-GG]

At some point someone is going to write a first contact story at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Please, somebody write it!

[@samuelurie1354]

Har, har, har har, har, har har, har har

[@Talon1124]

Oddly wholesome. Bonding over Space burgers.

[@black1917]

Love the GTA San Andreas reference.

[@Thejigholeman]

Sir, this is a Space Wendy's.

[@noahkleugh9323]

I belly laughed all the way through the whole story. Thank you for the great smiles.

[@Engie50Limerick]

thanks Mr NN Good afernoon from Ireland, hope you are all having many 🍺🍺 Fooded, think thats my word of this month 🤣🤣

[@EasyPlaying]

Humans. Spreading diabetes throughout the void.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Heart disease, actually

[@davidtautuhi1389]

Heard this before enjoyed it so going to listen again 🎉❤.

[@fredmaxwell9619]

Loved the story, this made me laugh and smile, really enjoyable.

[@MrGorillafist]

Alway love these more wholesome stories!

[@jmoney-mb3ef]

She did not hit the big smoke order

[@captainfluffy7232]

Yes I love this story!

[@anathardayaldar]

Oldie but a goodie.

[@Beth_OMette]

Damnit CJ, all you had to do was follow the train!

[@anonemini319]

All of a sudden I feel strangely hungry.

[@konekillerking]

so, is the author actually familiar with the US Navy's history with ice cream?

[@billcook7285]

once again, trans fats and monosodium glutamate save the universe. 😂

[@madi4642]

And that is just fast food 😅

[@DefaultFlame]

Love it.

[@auly3696]

They should be glad they didn't stop at a Wafflehouse.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Now they need some actual food. See which species can withstand a good homemade chili… And Frank’s red hot sucks. I don’t know why people like that watery, bitter crap. Tabasco is better, especially chipotle, but one of the best sauces I’ve had was Bufalo brand, as far as off the shelf goes.

[@Nick_the_Salamander]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh]

Noice!!!

[@boogrs55]

god i can hear gta

[@Blue_color_of_control]

Lol!

[@eksadie]

XDDDD

[@eksadie]

2 nr9

[@AMAkurdime5389]

This sh/ts good when will be the next part if there is any