💰 Best ISK-Making Methods in EVE Online 2024 Edition! (SATIRE)

[@durvailgames]

sorry jake, this one sounded like an ad more than anything else. love your solo mining series tho!

[@rocksummit3375]

Agree, I was waiting for the "best" way but I think you listed all of them

[@MrMejIT]

Yes. Excellent vids normally Scripted. Did ccp ask for this? Very odd?

[@MrMejIT]

Oz eve also doing something similar promoting the pack purchases from eve store. Wary of pearl abyss.

[@VonHanzee]

not to a beginner like myself, but carry on being the standard angry beta male

[@savagefox3530]

Valspar ore a retriever load of it's almost 4 million per hour without any boosts or compression yeah that's not great but it's quite high for something it requires practically no effort at all in high security space yeah people could try to kill you but that could happen anywhere if you add Orca boosts and compression to the mix I think it's possible to reach about 20 to 30 million an hour with Orca and a retriever with a good boosting pilot

[@michaelbobek3543]

That was a pretty good commercial for EVE

[@numbercosine35_66]

how much did they pay you for this?

[@k0v4c]

Title clickbaity ... this video is not about BEST ISK making methods ... it just lists ISK making methods that exist, independent of context or requirements or whatever Dude has "run missions" in the same video as "capital ships production"

[@LoserInChief]

And the best real world money-making methods are trading stocks and investment in new technologies. It's so easy! I just told you how to do it! Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[@Mcappo]

This should be a paid commercial!

[@davidj9977]

ISK is under $1 USD per 200M - which means a $15/hr job at starbucks would earn you 3000M, that is 3B ISK per hour.

[@sanik9581]

its 20 for a plex and $15 is minimum in only a few states like California and you are not accounting for the gas, car expense/maintance and taxes so it probably closer to 250mill isk an hour which is still pretty good, but making isk is ALOT more enjoyable than working at Starbux or any job for that matter lol

[@xXL1VE4IDE4LSXx]

Sounds like ChatGPT made your dialogue

[@josephriley3244]

Does Jake practice his skills at reading from a teleprompter?

[@NETFQ]

So what you're saying is that ALL isk making activities are the "Best" ?

[@Hunterx83]

sounds like you went and asked chat gtp what are some ways to make isk in eve

[@zebus2757]

Hey Jake question for you. Do you have videos on reactions / building for industry side ? Making isk kr what not.

[@JAKEL33T]

I cover it some in the solo null sec series, no stand-alone videos yet.

[@zebus2757]

@@JAKEL33T thanks for the response 👍. I'll be looking forward to those when and if you put them out.

[@solesensei8051]

I went to skip the ad and ended up at the end of the video

[@p0nyboy362]

solid video to show people who are thinking about playing the game

[@cianashby726]

Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle

[@davidd9707]

well put.

[@matthewgibbs6886]

i just do pi about 10 to 15 bill a month depending on markets and mine a good r64 in my rental system and 2 decent r16's rest of the time pvp and steal others hard earned goods. still haven't done crab beacons my dreads and supers are collecting dust

[@TheRealOxyKnight]

jeez how many planets are you running to make 10bil a month

[@loumppa22]

I’m also curious

[@upparinn]

Yeah, me too

[@JAKEL33T]

Now I'm emotionally invested, so me three I guess 😆

[@bobbyflay3007]

Same whatcha doing to make that much isk?

[@Winterborn5]

I do PI just to PLEX my account every month. Do null ratting for extra cash and easy fun. Spend the rest of my time learning PVP from my corp. we don’t go hunting noobs. But we get plenty of invaders in our region. Every now and then we get a noob explorer who doesn’t know what he’s doing, and we either recruit him, or escort him back to HS.

[@johndavid1708]

PI is not really lucrative outside null sec iirc right ?

[@Winterborn5]

@@johndavid1708 Ehhhhh It depends. You can do it in High and low sec for extra cash, but you wont get rich unless you're really lucky with markets. I've heard the big money is PI in wormholes, but I haven't done it myself. For the most part, PI is great for extra income for very little effort (although the setup is a pain).

[@johndavid1708]

i remember doing it when i started the game 8 years ago and joined à nullsec corp, but that even after all was set tup it was still a pain. (now i had maybe made poor optimisations decisions but i recall i had choosed the best planets across 3 systems and i had to hault different things to other planets every 3 days to supply p3-p3 with the p1-2@@Winterborn5

[@DamnedNative]

Like your video layout/edit on this 1

[@Razman23]

Great stuff EXCEPT the thing about building Titans. Building these large and Kaa Kaa Ching cost boats is a very late game endeavor. You can't do it alone and the logistics of getting the blue prints and materials AND have a place to build it is more work that needs several people in a corp.

[@TheKingmanthe1]

Spot on, all the buzz words from adds packed into a video, It sounded so scripted

[@sir_slimestone3797]

You didn't mention CRAB Beacons

[@paranormaldoctor5451]

this feels like the script was written by an ai...

[@Jenkermister]

This did not tell me anything about how to make money it just listed the things i can do in the game?

[@BogDustForBreakfast]

Cool video bro ty

[@godfreyofbouillon966]

Whats this crap? Making ISK in eve the common sense edition?

[@georgepainter8273]

Anyone know the name of the ship at the start of the video?

[@4fit1]

Marshal

[@hellangel2604]

Ummmmm, you literally just listed all of Eve content...... SOOOO helpful.....

[@TheKingmanthe1]

Chat GBT script

[@kevingallineauii9353]

I am confused, where are the "best" ways? These just seem like 5 random ways to make isk. You mentioned invention. I JUST unlocked level 4 research agents for Carthum Conglomerate. That gives me access to Laser Physics data Cores. With that I can invent T2 mining laser crystal BPCs. This is passive income (the data cores that is) which I can turn around to make a consumable product. It will not make me billions of ISK a month but it is pretty easy money. You mention none of this. Mining on the other hand is TERRIBLE ISK per hour and hauling? Whenever someone suggests mining or hauling for making ISK I automatically assume they are a high sec suicide ganker. Level 4 mission running, while mind-numbing, is FAR better ISK/hour than either of those. The only recent change is the drastic increase in prices for battleships needed for level 4 security missions. Even anomaly running in highsec (with a fast ship like a destroyer) is better ISK than hauling. You either don't play the game or are a ganker (a noble trade outside of highsec) and are mis-leading potential players. STOP IT! P.S.: Don't give me some non-sense about having fun, the title of the video is "Best ISK-Making Methods in EVE Online 2024 Edition!" not fun per hour which ALWAYS excludes efficient ISK-making.

[@alexmorocoasa]

Now thet's an ad read from a script. Nevertheless i enjoy your videos...

[@THESniper0110]

Sounds like chat gpt

[@gary9432]

Nice video man :)

[@darkxcaliber3306]

Hey jakel33t, monthly economic report December, 2023 says delve have 30 Trillion production while jita have 28 trillion production. On the other hand jita have 600 Trillion trade value vs delve has 40 trillion. Is delve a good place for industry business? Can you make December 2023 report video analysation. It will be a big help man. ❤🇮🇳.

[@nacreses3544]

depends but I would say yes, in null sec it is pretty easy to produce and export goods, sometimes you can find some raw goods for good prices in null even. Needs a good planning and some capital though. I'd say more profitable than hs still.

[@NicolasHorsfall]

Sooo just play......EvE?

[@ViktorAstril]

Best isk/hr? Any job real world job and just turn into plex. Then the biggest lie in the video: You said consequences for piracy? There are none, ganking is the most rewarded activity in EVE and everything else on this list is bait to get you to undock with some PVE fit just to feed the sociopaths that have no respect for others. This video just feeds EVE's propaganda that this game is anything other than a system to feed victims to pay to win sociopaths.

[@NeoAemaeth]

I agree to the first point, that's correct, but where is the fun in that. I really disagree with the rest. E.g. I actually find it thrilling to play the cat and mouse game in lowsec whether as the cat or the mouse. Or the thrill of hauling the amassed billions worth of crap back to Jita. Clever play around game mechanics, most importantly align time, makes many ships almost completely invincible and made lowsec an actual goldmine for me as a solo player. F bubbles though.

[@johndavid1708]

farming is far more lucrative than ganking considered the time invested to catch something of value. that being said there are indeed sociopaths that will prefer make no money but kill you. but it s part of the game

[@Andrew-ew3uv]

@@ViktorAstril pfff it's a pvp game... If you don't want to die stay in hi-sec and be a care bear 🤭high risk high reward. Tons of people do pvp in dangerous areas of eve with no issues. You run into issues when you try to afk. Afking is dangerous everywhere especially if you aren't in hi-sec. Most of us don't pay to win lol I have been playing this game for 13 years and I pay for omega with in game money. Those pay to win nerds have the ambling ships but they don't know how to play eve like the real players. Tanking is a hi-sec activity everywhere else is fair game pvp whether you like it or not.

[@masserphi2534]

Love the Vid o7 I choose to be a Hauler Hunter like the space version of my hero Dominik Turetto ITS ALL ABOUT FAMILY

[@raspberrypimilitant2242]

You said "space rich" not "space middle class" 😂

[@nathanleigh3486]

lol, nice add, but never forget 1,000,000 isk is in EvE = 1p in real life, the game is broke....

[@sasasimunovic7709]

PLEX price 5,7 bil ISK. How to make it doing PvE. Obvious paid KZbinr for a game which was sold to South Korean microtransaction company.

[@RussWRN]

This was just a reading of all the things you can do. No real information at all

[@umadbroimatroll7918]

This is definitely an ai made script 😂

[@8vI]

Yee

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Nice clickbait. Literally 0 useful information beyond what can be read in EVE's own tutorials.

[@Sleepyplaya]

first

[@oussamaknani7753]

bruh what is this video

[@immortallman3482]

In general you said fucking nothing. 🤷🏻🤪

[@dreadstar-22]

Terrible video, take my downvote. This should be titled Generic Newbie Isk Making in EVE Online

[@jhgfghjfuzrtfchchghgf]

This is not good

[@TheDJZeroX]

bs video

[@sportsfairies4060]

Sorry, but the game is real abusing.... And i will real be like if she will die soon. 😂

[@ghostwarrior8550]

You talk like a corpo reading from paper