BEST JOKE OF THE DAY | A Kentucky farm wife called the local phone company... | Funny Jokes

JOKE OF THE DAY | A Kentucky farm wife called the local phone company... | Funny Joke
A Kentucky farm wife called the local phone company, to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called...
In addition, on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog would always moan right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see if this was a psychic dog or a senile old lady.
He climbed the telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house.
The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and soon after, the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found the following:...
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
Finally, the wet ground would then complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
This demonstrates, that some problems CAN be fixed...
by pissing and
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I first heard a version of this story about 40 years ago.