I wonder why the best jokes are always the hardest to remember. 😮
@enzoonymus30846 ай бұрын
"So I just switched the heads." I didn't see that one coming!
@mayort26886 ай бұрын
Same.
@JenHope1186 ай бұрын
Appreciate your video, laughter is the best medicine, thank you.
@LaughLanders6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@Jan-qg1iy6 ай бұрын
*_Hope you heal soon, Jen Hope!!_* 😉🤗💐
@jsl151850b3 ай бұрын
Thanks. (The Blue suit one.)
@jacklow96116 ай бұрын
Two men were walking down the street and one walked into a bar. The other one ducked.
@majorlaff8682Ай бұрын
OUCH! It was an iron bar.
@mrtactica6 ай бұрын
a man walks into a bar and says ouch because it was an iron bar
@jlsabinas85788 ай бұрын
Kinda ran out of juice at the end...
@WickedPrince3D6 ай бұрын
Used nearly exactly the same joke they started with, and couldn't even say it correctly the second time.
@solarismoon30466 ай бұрын
@@WickedPrince3D It's a robot voice. Meaning that they use a computer generated voice.
@WickedPrince3D6 ай бұрын
@solarismoon3046 Yes I realize that nearly all this stuff; like the SF stories here, and a lot of the movie/show reviews are all read by AI voice. That doesn't mean I can't find it amusing when the AI screws up horribly. ;)
@solarismoon30466 ай бұрын
@@WickedPrince3D No. But it does make for a confusing time and a bad experience watching videos like this one.
@WickedPrince3D6 ай бұрын
@@solarismoon3046 Very true. It's very very odd to me that we're using AI announcers at all; have we lost the ability to communicate by ourselves or what?
@fecklesstech9296 ай бұрын
Batman walks into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" and Batman says "Just ice!"
@lifeinlimbo21866 ай бұрын
Two guys are walking down the street. One guy is a musician and the other guy doesn't have any money either.
@VickiSparks-t9w6 ай бұрын
It would have been funnier if you'd used "Comedian".
@hippiekarl76 ай бұрын
How many musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Trick question, bro---musicians ~don't~ screw in lightbulbs; we screw in the tour bus.....between sets.....with your old lady......
@lifeinlimbo21866 ай бұрын
@@hippiekarl7 I am a musician and whether local or on tour...you speak the truth...hahaha
@hippiekarl76 ай бұрын
@@lifeinlimbo2186 Here's one: What do you call somebody who hangs out with musicians? A ~drummer~......hahahahaha! What's the difference between a guitar player and a sofa? A good sofa ~can~ support a whole family. Via con Dios, bro!
@lifeinlimbo21866 ай бұрын
@@hippiekarl7 😄😆
@fecklesstech9296 ай бұрын
An ice cube sits at the bar, slowly dripping onto the floor. The bartender says "Hey buddy--why so sad?" and the ice cube says "It's just a phase I'm going through."
@hassanalihusseini17174 ай бұрын
Top, and too underrated!
@NickWebber-vp4pd8 ай бұрын
Owing, owing, asterisk command??? WTF???😂😂😂
@BrilligandtheSlithyToves7 ай бұрын
The word was Boeing, and the cabin crew said "be silent", meaning "shut up". Instead, she started saying Boeing without the"b" sound (oeing),because she thought they meant "the 'b' is silent." ... Not sure what the asterisk command part, but I'm guessing that it's a "Windows Word" thing, or coding line, or something similar (ie. "*cmd" sends a message to all users in a group)
@arifsiddiqui23477 ай бұрын
Thanks@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves
@NickWebber-vp4pd7 ай бұрын
@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves ..maybe it’s me…i suppose getting older has it’s pitfalls.🤷🏻♂️
@BadBrucey6 ай бұрын
@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves Thank you. I was totally confused *
@talastra6 ай бұрын
Just to be pedantic, I think it's "boing" not "boeing", but thanks for clearing up the rest; turned into gibberish.@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves
@josephbuyck71276 ай бұрын
What about the joke about the guy who want into the bar and shouted watch one of you is sleeping with my wife
@LaughLanders6 ай бұрын
Guy walks into a bar with a gun and snarls “who had x with my wife!!!” A guy in the back replies You don’t have enough bullets 😂😂
@josephbuyck71276 ай бұрын
@LaughLanders that was funny when I was thinking what would be the punch line,that one never crossed my mind 🤣
@thethinkingman-6 ай бұрын
what if he was in the wrong bar?
@jacklow96116 ай бұрын
@@LaughLanders I'm sorry, I don't get it. Is that one of those time jokes where I'll laugh later?
@hektor67666 ай бұрын
@@jacklow9611 No, it isn't.
@ackerjawaka19662 ай бұрын
Shakespeare walks in to a pub and the barman says get out your barde 😜
@rikirex21626 ай бұрын
look! a dead seegull...and the blond looking at the sky....where,where?
@solarismoon30466 ай бұрын
It's a SEAGULL - not see-gul.
@darrelltalbott48306 ай бұрын
Thanks y’all
@rayhermann96226 ай бұрын
Obviously the writing and presentation are the product of AI
@nataliemorton55687 ай бұрын
Words are going by too fast for my eyes. Sorry, I love good jokes!
@lostcause12067 ай бұрын
Relax , have a few shots, and a toke, Too fast for me too , Natalie...
@WickedPrince3D6 ай бұрын
Then you weren't missing much. ;)
@CharlieBrown05078 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yorkshiregrump52486 ай бұрын
A Gorilla walks into Bar. "A pint of Bitter please." "Ten pounds please." As the gorilla drinks it's pint, the barman says, “Excuse me commenting, but we don't get many gorillas in here.”. “At ten quid a pint I'm not surprised”.
@ronnymatthews41338 ай бұрын
❤funny jokes, thank you from CANADA ❤😊
@richardhicks99142 ай бұрын
The one about the bear is off of a movie, it's part of the storyline, the movie is called Jeremiah Johnson.
@thethinkingman-6 ай бұрын
a man walks into a bar. he hurt his arm.
@normanpearson87536 ай бұрын
Was it an iron bar ?
@thethinkingman-6 ай бұрын
it would of been wood thats just how they make them but it is pretty strong wood so it is just the same as iron @@normanpearson8753
@thethinkingman-5 ай бұрын
@@normanpearson8753 No. that would be an iron ic bar.
@daler.steffy10475 ай бұрын
Okay, The Set-up is, this is what I say to my brother when I call him on the phone the next day after EACH time we have had to change our clocks in our homes to either be on Daylight Saving Time or Standard Time, which, of course, always officially happens at 2:00 a.m. on that given Sunday morning: "Don, we should just keep Daylight Savings time permanently, because I am tired of staying up until 2:00 a.m. into Sunday morning to change all my clocks! Then it takes me a whole week to catch up on my sleep!" And I've been calling my poor brother on the telephone twice a year for many years saying the same thing; and now I don't quite know why, but he no longer seems to laugh... I also gave that same story-response, and in a very serious tone, with a voice and "matching" facial expression that were imbued with a certain seriousness, dismay and a sense of exhaustion, on the following Monday, after that very early morning Sunday time switch, in each of my classes in the high school where I was teaching, doing so every year. It was really funny to watch the expressions on the various faces of my students, and then the subsequent inquiries eagerly wanting to be expressed by a number of them, as indicated by their raised hands. And equally funny and delightful were the students who just said at their desks with confused looks on their faces, and even those who didn't even bother to be concerned with what I was saying, probably because it didn't occurred to them I was trying to be silly. You've got to have some levity in the classroom occasionally. So what if it takes up 5 or 10 minutes of instructional time. At least you have their attention for the rest of the class period! ~ (And what were the expressed concerns of the students who had raised their hands, indicating they wanted to respond? Well, I got back all that I hoped for--and, of course, expected; i.e., hearing the question, "Well, why didn't you just change your clocks before you went to bed?" ~ And I would reply, in that same very serious manner, but now etched into it a clear sense of confusion, after hearing such "illogical" comments from my students, with this: "We are told that our time-change officially occurs at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday morning. And if we don't change our clocks at that EXACT time, within the 60 seconds allotted, then we are going to have to deal with inaccurate clocks from that point forward!" ~ And on went that classroom repartee for several minutes until the more adamant ones just gave up. But I never relented; I never let on that I knew any differently, and that was part of the fun of it, as well.) ~drs (04/24/24)
@arizonastrip736 ай бұрын
One liners? More like the first hundred pages of the almanac.
@philcampbell901Ай бұрын
I doubt that AI will ever master timing and delivery, the other two essentials of comedic presentation.
@WhiteGandalfs6 ай бұрын
That's the definition of "black humor" :D
@John-fj9ohАй бұрын
If I was me and you were you who would she be
@Shay-q8u3 ай бұрын
7:46 Didn't get that one.
@hassanalihusseini17174 ай бұрын
A transit officer buys a home in Scotland. He says he only has a million pesos from South Africa, bu he will buy a lawn mower. The old owner says that that is fine, but than he has to work as a pilot for Alto-Air, too. The buyer then is upset, as he is suffering from Hichtomi Weweritz and kills the old owner with a stone. His Chihuahua was happy for a meal of meat for more than five months.
@iwillopine7 ай бұрын
I don’t get the white dog/ black dog joke.
@alext88287 ай бұрын
The old woman was trying to get to the answers and the blond woman was just nuts. "The white one is mine." "What about the black one?" "He's mine too." Same stupid way of answering questions.
@PaulStClair-or3gj6 ай бұрын
It is a complex joke l must admit.
@BadBrucey6 ай бұрын
It's just a long, not funny joke.
@alext88286 ай бұрын
@@BadBrucey Yeah, nobody gets it. I thought it was hysterical. It might have been the way it was told...or maybe I'm nuts. I thought the Boing, Boing joke was incomprehensible. Do you have an explanation for that one?
@daveh98036 ай бұрын
Are you a blonde?
@altoncrane97146 ай бұрын
so not good...
@peterjohnson6176 ай бұрын
the point being ?
@Jay-hr3rh27 күн бұрын
I thought the first one was, "You speak properly, but you're black." 😮
@Shay-q8u3 ай бұрын
the subtitles ruined the first joke. Or should I say Yoke.
@b43xoit6 ай бұрын
A blond man is blond, not blonde.
@paulweisgerber76546 ай бұрын
Two blondes walk into a building…. Well, you’d think ONE of them would have seen it.
@yorkshiregrump52486 ай бұрын
And ended up in hospital.
@rafaelmorales1736 ай бұрын
They are not jokes they are stories
@tze-ven6 ай бұрын
I think the first joke subtitle should be "Yeay! I've got y'all (you all)!" instead of "Yeay! I've got the job!"
@howtheheckru81025 ай бұрын
It was I got the Yob.
@sc100ott6 ай бұрын
A man staggers into a bar. He looks totally confused, and there’s a frog on his head. The bartender says “Hey, what happened to you?” And the frog replies “I don’t know, it just grew out of my a$$.”