Best Knock-Knock Jokes!

Yet another in our joke series and quite possibly the cheesiest.
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[@Zeronuse]

That interrupting doctor joke hits hard now.

[@simonthegun]

Yes it does

[@komalthecoolk]

No it doesn't. It was a joke back then and no one knew. You're looking too deep into it and getting too senti.

[@vonmillardmanalastas7524]

PLEASE, do NOT let this be the last of the Joke series.

[@cliftondown4340]

I hear ya

[@Jay2Drippy]

Knock knock Who's there? Neebs Neebs wh- PROMOTEEEED!!

[@minecraft-shower425]

Ahhhhhhhhh thx

[@ktlb5598]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FL_nar_Rayya]

Simon's one "Wanna hang out with me?" was hilarious, the way he said it sounded so much like a forever alone.

[@ryder6743]

Knock knock, Who's there, Interrupting Neebs, Interrupting Ne- I got little birdie legs birdie legs birdie legs!

[@zsforzubat3481]

I always wondered what the dovahkin sounds like when he says that.

[@ryder6743]

+ZsForZubat LOL!

[@ryder6743]

Rodrigo Silva Ha, good one lol.

[@lt.speirs645]

Tedo545 good one

[@kagemushashien8394]

Knock knock , Who's there, Doctor, Doctor Who, Shhhhhh I'm not aloud to say his name.

[@fateextella8337]

Knock knock, who's there? 9/11, 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

[@houstonfeltz9903]

thank you

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

This is the best one so far

[@planetoid9092]

LOL

[@timlangley7169]

9 out of 11 Americans won't like that joke

[@theoz-zone7470]

Good one.

[@lucaseasley1]

"interrupting neebs wh-". "PROMOTEDDDDD!"

[@kishado123]

Knock knock "Who's there" Hatch "Hatch who" Bless you

[@The-Blue-Knight]

Kishado M8 haha, I like that one

[@mortytubehd11]

Kishado M8 its like this knock knock... Whos there?? Auch... Auch who bless u

[@acekebabs6644]

cute

[@paulnelson1215]

knock knock, whos there? the police, the police who? your husband died in a traffic accident.

[@f_bomb_3000]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Support. ... ... ... Knock Knock. ... ... ...' Knock Knock.

[@millerbean8490]

+NanoBotAstronaut oh god that's so dark

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

You could do the same with Jahovas whiteness lmao

[@adman4150]

Oh no...

[@noah4mc]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles don't reach that far.

[@zCrabOG]

Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin.

[@millerbean8490]

+zCrabOG haha

[@jamalatl4157]

L

[@tbower22]

+zCrabOG (clap...clap...clap...clap..clap.clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap)

[@macaiahyhwh3330]

lol joke I will told to my friends😂😂😂

[@macaiahyhwh3330]

+Killer Corgi nice one XD

[@AlbongilJohnson]

My joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The chicken.

[@Robzi_1000]

Hahaha

[@danvondrasek]

+Dragon_K1ng aka AJ Well....except Doraleous told that as his last one...?

[@madbomer72]

That's been around longer than you've been alive

[@grazviux4823]

wow i wrote the same thing except it`s an idiots house xD

[@jameswalsh6810]

Wouldn't it be cock?

[@ethanstrydom7331]

Hey guys! You cut of half the joke... it goes: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock-knock Who is there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? What? Gloves. (Wait for reaction) Just kidding, she couldn't open her presents.

[@dr.dreamer8914]

It probably would've been too long to get out.

[@theoz-zone7470]

Tehehe- Bwahahaha! Man, that's terrible 🤣

[@megaapplepie]

Thats what she said jokes

[@damian2256]

+zachery ji You can't really do that. It's more of a situation thing.

[@Robzi_1000]

+damian f (Dupidorian) yeah true

[@cliftondown4340]

it works

[@thicccheese4007]

@@cliftondown4340 not really… that’s what she said

[@TheS1E2A3L4]

Knock knock. Who's there? Comin in. Comin in who? Comin in you.

[@manbrrp1g978]

lol

[@jestnutz]

+Ethan Crowe neither is beer and bare but you say them the same way

[@Wehking]

Bear and Bare*

[@challengermadness2522]

🤣🤣🤣

[@theoz-zone7470]

😮😧😅

[@emann715]

Best way to ruin someones knock knock joke. Person: Knock knock You: Come in, it's open

[@wir8]

Guys this series can't end without a "Best Dad Jokes" episode!

[@stustutbird420]

Started slow but ... you guys had me in tears!! great stuff. I am sad this series is coming to an end

[@evan-double-oh7523]

These videos always make my day. Thank all you guys at Neebs Gaming!

[@jacksonlarson6099]

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police w- Your son is dead.

[@PurplePineappleChannel]

+Jackson Larson I don't get it

[@jacksonlarson6099]

+Purple Pineapple this is no joke sir.

[@zkvickers2466]

I'm upset.

[@zkvickers2466]

+CaptainMcShotgun K.

[@daniellibbey6]

These videos are like cancer (The Good Kind) Keep up the fucking hilarious vids, I got home after 14 hours of work and this made my day!

[@kaidendiaz1534]

+daniel libbey damn daniel

[@joelkeddie9460]

Is there a good kind of cancer? I do love these vids tho

[@Combine96]

+MrTrollingUnicorn Hah!

[@DirectedFire]

You do know that everyone has cancer cells on their body but your immune system gets weakened and you "catch" cancer. You welcome! Sleep well! I know you won't.😀

[@zkvickers2466]

How is there a good kind exactly?

[@matthijsodekerken6638]

Honestly one of the greatest video's I've ever seen,this one is hilarious! When the 'gestapo' joke came I laught for at least 10 minutes straight. Thank you for this video!

[@SwitchFlicks033re]

Math joke: "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting coefficient of friction" "Interrupting coeffi-" "MUUUUUU!"

[@federico1183]

Underrated

[@crabgnome5388]

Knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Jehovah's Witness w- DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

[@bluedragonisaac]

Satan?

[@crabgnome5388]

yeah

[@jacksonlarson6099]

Oh sorry I'm in the Jehova's Witness protection program.

[@ravenbearden6695]

not really eat it eat its farts

[@theopinatedpterodactyl6559]

Just answer the door completely naked covered in stage blood and holding an also bloody hatchet. Thatll ensure that they never come back

[@suboptimal2019]

This girl on my bus was telling me about her father who went MIA. These two kids in front of me where telling knock knock jokes and one turned around and said knock knock. So I said who's there. Well, he replied not her dad. LOL

[@dr.dreamer8914]

M.I.A.? More like M.I.P., Missing In Parenting. Wow, that was bad.

[@MrLeios]

Haha haven't been laughing this much in ages, Thank you guys :D

[@ZealousPolymath]

That video died before it was even born xD it's great love all your videos guys keep up the good work!

[@michaeldove3377]

Thanks Neebs for making me laugh and smile, me and my girl friend of almost 2 years broke up and I needed this!

[@TheKarjee]

Nothing topped Asspro in the intro.

[@wyattthecracker1751]

Asspro

[@tobymend8185]

+Wyatt Harvey hawt

[@undrhamm5593]

Appsro*

[@TheKarjee]

The Ham Corp. XD

[@wyattthecracker1751]

+Wyatt Harvey appsros new name is asspro cuz he makes alot of sex jokes

[@cromebrillogaming7247]

This was one of the best episodes I've ever seen and I've watched you guys for years

[@kurtis626]

This is the best in this joke series!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL that last one!!! Please keep up this series!

[@jasonphair8478]

Simon I am still waiting to hear you finally did some stand up.....I know you get frustrated, but that's when you are the funniest. I think you guys should keep this series going, it's great hearing you guys are just as warped as the rest of us!

[@1sb3rg34]

Knock knock, whos there, doctor, doctor who ;D

[@FridayMortimer]

I see what you did there...

[@1sb3rg34]

Friday Mortimer I wish you dident XD

[@ThaDanioli]

This is why this channel is the best. You don't take anything seriously you just have fun and laugh all the time. I find this hilarious.

[@Josh-sf3zv]

Thanks for making my day again Neebs!

[@jacinaragon6836]

Every single one of Simon's jokes were pure Gold

[@martinstedtler]

"knock Knock" "come in!" BUUUUURRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Lc-pk9xm]

You guys made my day better, thanks!

[@Heathieify]

The last few months I've been in the hospital. You guys can always put a smile on my face! Thank you.

[@JaytheOstrich]

I liked but only for Doralingus' gameplay. Double quadkill!

[@fittedlight5306]

+Neebs Gaming if you look on the last jokes video I commented the sally joke did I influence on of you guys?

[@fittedlight5306]

+TheBlindPedestrian i mean on the sick jokes video

[@momobhc]

+TheBlindPedestrian I laughed pretty hard at the knock knock sally joke. more then I should have...

[@fittedlight5306]

+Morgan Clack there are some worse out there if you just look at anti jokes some of them are so offensive but funny

[@Ciarankdy]

+JaytheOstrich v

[@brunciii]

Random joined in the chat. Knock knock! Whos there? Disco. Disco who? Disconnected! Random left the chat.

[@lt.speirs645]

Bruno Crazzy I

[@spidrshark803]

love these videos, keep it up guys

[@skrillah6259]

-Hi Batman -Hi Robin,Batman wanna hear a joke -sure Robin -Knock Knock whos there NOT YOUR PARENTS OOOOOOO

[@lucasf9066]

Brent and Nate are my favorites simply because of their voices. Haha

[@ACluelessFox]

I was re-watching the bf4 multiplayer launch trailer, and when the atv jumps out of the building you can hear someone screaming, on the way down before hitting a helicopter. I was wondering it was neebs who was screaming?

[@farmerjoe_2053]

Yes

[@ACluelessFox]

+Farmer Joe that's awesome

[@PersonPlaceThing1]

+charlie tait It most certainly is! They also voice several eastereggs and callouts the soldiers make

[@ACluelessFox]

+Jordan Kwasnycia yeah I found those to, had good laugh at them

[@AnthonyPagliaroTV]

Yep sure is!!! :D

[@jayjay0962]

the joke vids are great almost on par with battlefield friends keep doing them guys

[@daniellehickey1580]

needed that laugh, thanks

[@scramptha5949]

Knock knock. Who's there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget...

[@DDS029]

Originally, "Alamo" "Alamo who?" " *Sigh . . .* Everyone said, 'Remember the Alamo.' "

[@RandomguysUsername]

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Dishes B: Dishes who? A: Dishes a bad joke

[@simcopter1821]

I died when Simons phone locked up:) great vid!

[@JustJano]

knock knock whos there Cargo Cargo who? cargo beep-beep

[@anthonybarone8144]

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thomas Thomas who? Thomas gets increasingly sad as his grandmothers Alzheimer's progresses.

[@ion716]

ffs lol

[@dr.dreamer8914]

Anti-joke initiated.

[@JovialDaze]

LMFAOO at the interrupting sheep one. Im in tears.

[@patrickguerriero5425]

Great video as always. Have you guys thought of doing a Battlefield 5 prediction video? A lot of KZbinrs have done videos on what they would like to see in BF5 and I was curious to what you guys want to see in the next chapter of Battlefield.

[@odstp1tv1pr37]

Knock Knock who's there? The KGB. The KGB who " KGB slaps person at the door" we will ask the questions.

[@wwii4591]

Office

[@theoz-zone7470]

Good one! Robin William had a version for his stand-up but he used Nazi-Germany as his version.

[@framerate3003]

3:22 5 years of foreshadowing caused by a knock knock joke

[@SnowBlnd12]

oh god

[@ArchAngelSlayer1]

Lmfao at the interrupting elephant. "No, lets stop with those ones." I really appreciate the fact that neebs still made the noise anyway haha. And then they continue like nothing happened.

[@gnlino]

Never thought I would laugh at knock-knock jokes, but I did! Thanks, guys

[@jamesbaird1149]

Knock knock "who's there" Deez "deez who" Deez Nutz

[@xxfaladorinhoxxgqb2309]

hahahaha

[@jessicaallen3864]

James Baird. wats the name of the game neebs playing

[@windexglasscleaner2587]

BATTLFIELD 4

[@friday6448]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL AIN'T IT?!?!

[@StubbornHat]

Man that interrupting doctor joke got real 😳 For those who don't know, thick got a cancerous tumor out his brain recently

[@psyl3ntkn1ght10]

I just heard that one then the one thick read about getting a brain transplant in the pun video I watched before this one. kinda creepy

[@GA11316]

It's great to look back at those joke videos :D I'm gonna make this a tradition and do it once a year or maybe twice :D

[@natesnarrations7215]

For the love of God keep these coming. I love these so much these make my day

[@ranwolf76]

*Knock Knock* Who's There? Doctor Doctor who? Just the Doctor

[@AJZulu]

+ranwolf76 Doctor Who? Exactly! How'd you know?

[@dr.dreamer8914]

You Are Not Alone.

[@angry_strawberry2733]

do the best why did the chicken cross the road jokes next

[@OEJMADDEN]

i love ur content it's very funny and keep up the good work

[@justblazen_4206]

It's nice watching old neebs videos but now I see that 2mil sub count. Its great

[@recondite-raven7606]

Knock know Who's there? Docter Who? Huehuehue

[@vladimirdragonov]

you guys should do dirty jokes next as the finally of this series, any one else agree?

[@blacklupos]

that's brilliant!

[@tbower22]

+Vladimir Dragonov they already did that

[@Rocky-tk2oe]

love your videos

[@Nerdyy5]

damn this was really funny, plz do more of these videos.

[@reallyFrogman]

knock knock. who's there? THE DOOR!!!

[@ProbablyTye]

L

[@ripit.3457]

L

[@alisafanheli]

L

[@VenomOnPC]

That an ASDF movie reference? I loved that one surprisingly!

[@reallyFrogman]

James Mcmullan It is an ASDF Movie reference.

[@xtsoix]

this one goes to neebs ! Knock Knock...

[@xtsoix]

+Neebs Gaming these !

[@theroundestboi2762]

Pls do more sick jokes loved them all keep up the good work

[@Bradscheffler]

You guys make work go by so much easier...great job brothers ✊

[@dimmer9378]

knock knock, whos there? Sell out, Sell out who? Faze.

[@UdirtyMeSS]

do word puns!!!!!!

[@venstoma]

Hey batman! Wanna hear a joke?

[@UdirtyMeSS]

FilthyMcGuffin _ yes

[@venstoma]

GOD DAMNIT TOMAS

[@venstoma]

Ok let's do it anyway. Knock knock.

[@linusentian3016]

+FilthyMcGuffin _ who's there?

[@JJtoob]

Haha Doraleous with the knock-knock joke killer "door's open!"

[@NeciaHeda]

You guys keep saying these are the worst knock knock jokes, but these are darn funny. Especially Neebs knock knock jokes!

[@gavin5410]

Why did the consle peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side.

[@wisecrack3481]

why did the PC gamer cross the road? to get a new computer why did the PC gamer cross the road the next day? to get a new computer (i stand in the middle ground. both are fine choices(tho i only encountered the rendering problem on PC)and are used for different types of games, offline games are usually a console choice, along with exclusive games and people without wi-fi )

[@polpottopg]

+ethan evens wtf

[@zombienerd140]

+ethan evens bad day?

[@FridayMortimer]

I play xbox and I found that funny.

[@wisecrack3481]

zombienerd 140 Brother finding my account

[@gustavdahlgren5762]

You should do best light bulb jokes.

[@brundain1]

That "knock knock whos there, interrupting doctor, interup- you have cancer" one had me laughing so hard

[@jesperscheel-bech998]

LOL, you guys crack me up! :-)

[@ShinyBidoof]

Ah, knock knock jokes, the most basic of jokes.

[@kanejones1342]

Whoa, you have an intern?

[@nicolai5664]

+Ethan Crowe I like kermit the frog too

[@nicolai5664]

+Ethan Crowe your picture

[@bobbybrine6547]

+Nicolai Gonzalez woah, I like toothpaste too

[@teaandlifetipswithuncleiro855]

+bobbybrine whoa, i like... whoever is in that photo too!

[@brentgattis8328]

Hey guys. Just wanted to say I had no clue about this channel until about 3 weeks ago. My uncle passed last week and it has been the roughest thing I've experienced in life so far. I want to say I continually come back to yalls channel laugh and find comfort in yalls videos whether it's yalls joy or fighting with Eachother keep being y'all. It means a lot. Thanks.

[@watchmewhipwatchmebradberr6052]

Love the joke videos, kinda sad you guys are ending the series :'( ps the stream was awesome last night! see you in London Doraleous.

[@stankfanger1366]

*Knock knock* . *Who's there?* . *Liberal millennial feminist.* . *(Fires nine rounds through door and goes back to watching Law & Order)*

[@RiNicku1ous]

Young Frankenstein Knock Knock Who's there Feminist Feminist who TRIGGERED

[@Dex-bh6jh]

Young Frankenstein nice friend

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

I don’t like liberals or feminists either but this joke fucking sucks, along with every other hypocritical joke like it

[@Cozzy-Wozzy]

It does kinda suck. But I do thank you for murdering a uselsss feminist. I salute you.

[@2h4]

Lol the Law and Order got me 😂

[@jmans56]

Sex jokes?

[@FridayMortimer]

I endorse this idea!

[@RiNicku1ous]

jmans56 Knock knock Who's there Hard Hard who Not who, what. And the hard thing is...

[@dominicowen5387]

RiNickulous Productions lol

[@llamageddon5529]

U guys quickly became my favorite youtuber

[@John-jh7zp]

Man I had to pick up dog crap today and I smiled through the poop process haha

[@amko899999]

Knock knock? Who's there? Alla Alla who? Allahu Akbar!!!

[@Robzi_1000]

Boooooom

[@kyleshepard3139]

+Small.Green :D WHAT THE FU- *boom*

[@nfsjoey]

+Small.Green :D I see what you did there

[@rexrants5786]

+Fart Fast Mcspeed when it is being screamed it hints at anger, dispair, or fear usually having to do with unrest and denial. it is not casually said it is a phrase used in rocky times.

[@MISTERGUY1218]

+Small.Green :D GODDAMMIT! YOU STOLE MY JOKE! :(

[@nandodenhertog6209]

knock knock who's there? allah allah who? akhbar

[@rambojr6429]

I actually like that

[@Krizaey]

+Josef Stalin you copied and pasted from someone right above you

[@nandodenhertog6209]

+SuddenDeathGaming no i did not

[@zachshugars2534]

Neebs knock knock jokes are the best lol XD

[@malteravn704]

-Why did the chicken cross the road? -To visit the dumb kid. -Knock knock -Who is there? -The chicken

[@121Corey121]

Knock knock! Ya the doors open. Lmao

[@nickaccristo9283]

I was watching this in class and I just shat myself laughing great vid

[@foulzy423]

Don't stop this series please!

[@Birdsting1]

omg I'm weak. neebs is too funny

[@SlurmDude]

Im rewatching all your joke videos and drinking whenever i dont laugh