Funny Amazon Reviews

Amazon has some pretty interesting products and many times they get their reviews are even better!
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[@CKJ394]

Can you imagine Neebs reading his wedding vows off a piece of paper. "And IIIIII promise to love YOU and cherish you untiiiiiiiiil DEATH do us.......part"

[@Monke1312_]

UNTIIIIIIIIIIIL DEATH Will. do. us parrrrrrt

[@keagancarson6371]

I dont mean to be offtopic but does someone know a tool to log back into an instagram account? I was stupid forgot the password. I love any assistance you can offer me!

[@juliojustice3100]

@Keagan Carson instablaster :)

[@keagancarson6371]

@Julio Justice thanks for your reply. I got to the site on google and im in the hacking process atm. Looks like it's gonna take quite some time so I will reply here later with my results.

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@Julio Justice it worked and I finally got access to my account again. I am so happy! Thanks so much you saved my account !

[@baewilix4589]

I think we need more stuff like this? Who's with me?

[@WAKEISLAND99]

+1

[@kingklipo]

Yeet

[@baewilix4589]

Maybe like wacky Wednesday or something, i dunno. :)

[@baewilix4589]

Gregory Dominic Francis Edwards Yea miss these kinds of videos.

[@kingklipo]

Neebs I hope you read these guys's comments

[@Deakonavory2002]

I miss these - Please bring these back! It's been too long!

[@TheMagicRobot]

When Neebs reads even the simplest and most straightforward of sentences become completely unintelligible.

[@jairusharris2942]

Doraleus has a mystical reading voice

[@appsro4494]

Jairus Harris when’s the Dora Asmr

[@bjh_2160]

Definitely. He should consider audiobook narration.

[@robbeck8897]

He is my muse.

[@bloveless79]

He makes the Minnesotan accent sound good for sure. Dontcha know.

[@bpanda8310]

He needs to do Morgan Freeman's autobiography audiobook

[@Seqtopus]

This video saved my marriage. My wife and I often have heated debates about my excessive masturbation. But today she came home to find me watching this video rather than ruining another helpless watermelon. Thanks Neebs Gaming

[@jojomania1105]

One of my favorite videos. Thank you Thick for it and may you rest in peace

[@Methras]

6 years later and it's still funny

[@klacklery]

this video saved my marriage. I look forward to part two.

[@baewilix4589]

✓

[@ValentinoSauzer]

nice :)

[@tristanteachespython]

part 92498 was better

[@xolts3231]

BWAHAHA. STILL!?

[@arcanefire8056]

My god that was great

[@baewilix4589]

𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓊𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝓈𝑜!

[@galacticnipple2586]

𝒜𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 !

[@baewilix4589]

GalacticNipple 𝔅𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔗𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔰𝔦𝔯.

[@azzzanadra]

how do you do these fonts?

[@baewilix4589]

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓃𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 Fancy text translator most of the time, :)

[@mitkoshredder]

I want it to be longer....

[@tonyspaghetti.4893]

oh it is

[@fnxgaming9529]

That's what she said

[@brandonpartin37]

same

[@cdlopez27]

It could have saved your marriage too?

[@mitkoshredder]

Carlos López Nope im 18 :D dont need to marry yet lol

[@Grrr413]

i had to pause halfway through I was laughing so hard

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Same

[@naurthtiyolix7894]

That's what she said

[@AwareWolfOnWheels]

Pretty sure Neebs doesn't require oxygen.

[@baewilix4589]

Oxygen was so 2015 we use krypton and helium now a days. Dont you read the World Wide Timmy? #OldJokesForDays

[@FREEDOM_33]

+Zoshira Krypton and Helium are out. It's all about Nitrogen now. You know cause,.. tires?

[@baewilix4589]

IFUNYUNI GAMING Close enough XD

[@jasonpayne3328]

and with nitrogen you dont have to worry about changing your summer air for winter air

[@IEfromCT]

More please! Also, the uranium review was referencing it's half-life, or the amount of time before half the sample decays

[@zulu587]

who else paused and read the long Tuscan whole milk review?

[@aaronjones7364]

Lmao Dora's reading, even with the occasional laughter, is soo buttery smooth :D

[@vancomycinb]

No sugarless gummy bears or 50 gallon drum of personal lubricant?

[@vancomycinb]

www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473882291&sr=8-1&keywords=personal+lubricant+55+gallon+drum

[@Smokin78Squire]

Some of the reviews are golden! lol!! "Upon first thrust I accidentally slipped my entire body into my girlfriend and she exploded. It works really well; 5 stars. =*("

[@chrisstroebel8052]

Check out cow chop they bought that barrel do lube and it's hilarious.

[@bradpatrick3796]

Swift blade "Are you tasting it?!!" "Ewww it's so chunky!" And my favorite, "it looks like yogurt, it smells like it too"

[@arthurhardy]

@@vancomycinb Damn, Page is down.

[@brentrichards4160]

Perfection. My chest hurts from laughing so hard.

[@markfoytik8830]

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in awhile. I would be more than happy to see this happen as a reoccurring video. I was watching at work and had my entire team just staring at me while I was watching. Chose to keep watching even when my manager asked me to keep it down. Made my entire work day better.

[@TheMrInquisitor]

I haven't laughed this hard in a week or two. Please, we need more readings of Amazon reviews.

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

4.47 billion years is the half-life of uranium. Just so ya knows.

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

So in 8.96 will it be all gone or will there be 1/4 ?

[@hiddencow3272]

1/4th will be left

[@starguy7651]

@Osiris Rewoke That's not how it works. A half life means half of it will decay over that period. So it'd be a half, then a quarter, then 1/8 and so on and so on.

[@alecvahle2968]

Animalies

[@fnxgaming9529]

Anononymousalies?

[@alui92]

* He said Anamolis

[@1mostaussiebruce390]

Did anyone see that floating gun at 1:00?

[@julessavvy-bennett3792]

#1 Most Aussie Bruce 1:50 also

[@aemoncress87]

Yes

[@GS-cs3qb]

cheater or using that dice camo that wasent meant to be public so it wasent working

[@daddy8884]

Its start of the round probably graphics cuz it happens with me and my friend sometime and i do see it alot

[@captainjackpugh6050]

No

[@TheEthanman340]

everything you guys do ends up just beeing genuinely funny, even if once in a while theyre not too funny,i definitely give major major props to the level of improv because it makes the content more genuine than average. good inspiration honestly for people who want to or wish they could one day get a youtube or podcast channel together with they buddies!!!! i would say i love you guys but i dont kno you! Fuckit, I love you guys!

[@DoctorJay184]

Just watched this again. The last product review read by Neebs had me laughing so much I was crying. Everything read out by Neebs seems to be an announcement of great importance. Love your work guys!

[@widget3672]

PLEASE DO MORE... I NEED MORE NEEBS AMAZON REVIEWS (especially the emotional ones that are written like romance novels and ones that feel like an absolute journey to read through)

[@bensmithkarpowitz4330]

neebs I have been watching you for two years now and you are by far my favorite KZbin channel you always give me a reason to get up in the morning keep it guy's.

[@wickedwu22]

This needs to be a regular series now...Too funny.

[@brettaugarten8445]

You guys always have me in tears! 😂😂 I Always look foward to your videos

[@ArtificialMisery]

the uranium ore was real, it was just in a low amount, the review references its half life, so half the ore became lead in that time, thus it was half empty

[@HurriShane00]

half full

[@ArtificialMisery]

HurriShane00 full, 50% lead, 50% uranium

[@josiahmycousin]

It depends on how long you hold it. If you hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If you hold it for an hour, you’ll have an ache in your arm. If you hold it for a day, your arm will feel numb and paralyzed. The stresses and worries in life are like uranium ore in a can. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed. Remember to put the unranium ore down! -Kathy Hadley

[@overlybaked6288]

But couldn't people just go and by tons of this

[@ArtificialMisery]

The Joker well, theres so little radioactive material in it you would need over a million tonnes to get a useful amount, even then you'd have to refine it to make yellowcake and eventually a warhead, the amount you would spend is more than just buying a working nuke from russia or the US

[@AttiraKell]

Guys, I've been having a really hard recovery after my back surgery two days ago. Not a lot of laughs but a lot of pain. This video had me rolling, so thank you. It is just what I needed.

[@matteoiacobelli2958]

Hands down one of my favorites Neebs Gaming video. I come back here at least 4 times per year.

[@Michael_McMillan]

This video is rated 4/5 stars. While funny and entertaining, it only lasted 15 minutes and 40 seconds. Good value for your money. Will buy the sequel.

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

I fucking want more of this, this was hilarious.

[@kiaikealohalani]

the awesome sauce that is this channel is still AWESOME. The review format is a hilarious fit for u guys. Do more pls.

[@enigmatic474]

Never have I had such a delighted WTF!? reaction as watching this - amazing! I was dying laughing simply from Neebs' ridiculous syntax choices

[@Reabies1]

0:45 seconds, someone cracks open a beer.

[@crispy6311]

Holy shit this was a great video! That's why I love this channel, it's not all gaming videos.

[@SubmergentSound]

There needs to be more of these, this is hilarious!

[@shadowsixel2352]

You guys need to make more of these I never get tired of this video thanks for your amazing work guys

[@lathanhowe5531]

Pleeeease do more I was laughing the whole time!

[@saladboi6426]

I want a 1 hour video, or more of neebs reading sentence's/books.

[@WickedPh3nix]

It took so long for Neebs to read that first review that an ad popped up before he could finish. Ha Love you Neebs.

[@sonar357]

Listening to Neebs read is like listening to an aging, elderly politician try to read from a teleprompter

[@gg0306PS3]

"CAUSE HE READS EVERYTHING LIKE THIS" hahaha

[@binottomasterplan]

The uranium joke is about he half life for radioactivity of uranium, it decays over time

[@icarus_on_fire4853]

omg you guys need to do more of these! i'm DYING from laughter, amaze balls!

[@2891050]

Keep these coming Neebs! This was fantastic!

[@PRO_ficient]

Not so long ago I became addicted to your videos, but alas after 5 straight days video I had watch all there was to offer. I stumbled into a deep depression. What was I to do for the next 24 hours? Was I to wait on the next video? I contemplated what to do. Was I expected to emerge from my home? Just when all seemed lost, my phone rang for the first time in weeks. For you the great NEEBSGAMING had uploaded a video! I nearly jumped for joy but I was unable to lift myself from my chair. For it seemed my muscles had weakened and I didn't want to knock over my poop bucket. Thank you for the 15:41 minutes of sear joy. Now I must emerge from my room and rejoin the world... I wonder if any real political candidates decided to run for office? Anyways I've been a long time subscriber and this was an excellent video. Much better than your other videos!

[@DYLANJJK94]

Nice troll like these amazon reviews lol

[@EsStagefright]

Don't you EVER change Neebs... You're flawless. I LOVE the way you talk/read... It's different in a great way!

[@shosho3049]

Es Stagefright he’s not funny and he’s fuckin irritating and he just complains what are you talking about, the rest of them are much funnier

[@kingbanana6179]

@@shosho3049 then you shoudn't watch them they are all good but the channels called NEEBS GAMING neebs,appsro,dora, thick, and simon are all awesome so if you hate neebs then you hate the hole channel have a good day butthole

[@june5204]

@@kingbanana6179 Bullshit. Why can't he dislike a single person?! I like all of 'em but Neebs' reading is worse than ear pain to me, sorry.

[@cocoduck7745]

@@kingbanana6179 I'm sorry. I love neebs but he reads stories like a little kid high on cocaine

[@MyLifeSoFar]

I loved this. neebs' reading is so dramatic. awesome

[@compelled2283]

Funny on so many different levels! Needs its own series on this channel!

[@Mr850man]

you can do this with steam too

[@parkerstyers4812]

U guys should just make a video of neebs reading stuff and you reacting to it.

[@ChickenWingerZ]

You guys are amazing, I never laughed so hard like that in months

[@arillwiltker]

I spit out my cereal when Neebs said "Banana-induced rage" lol Hilarious! And Doraleous's reading of the saved marriage because of the 571B was classic!

[@LeagueOfGaming1000]

It is actually real uranium guys. Its DEPLETED uranium and the joke was because that is the half life of Uranium I believe.

[@mootbuck9328]

I love radiation and radioactive materials and when I

[@MISTERGUY1218]

1:44 It's ghost dad

[@baewilix4589]

Shhhshh :)

[@dylangreen9819]

hell yeah

[@tristanhoekstra]

Is that what PC gaming is like

[@tristanhoekstra]

More of these kind of videos please, guys. This was great!

[@Giuseppe.Crevola]

This was hilarious. More funny amazon reviews!

[@jesuschrist6619]

any1 watchin CHRISTMAS 2018 ? its a shame how only 600,000 people have seen this amazing video :/

[@dominospizza634]

2/4/19 pall

[@yagermane733]

Jesus Christ do you one better

[@MrYoursomesanta]

Back here due to newest comments on comments podcast.

[@babychewbacca9211]

The way Neebs reads is funny!! His reading makes any paragraph hilarious.

[@FREEDOM_33]

MORE OF THIS! You guys made my face hurt with laughter.

[@dwain3351]

Neebs, I love you from the bottom of my heart, thank you for making me happy with every video you upload. BUT YOU ARE THE WORST READER OF ALL TIME!

[@FelledOff]

notification squad

[@erinhughes2640]

Yep

[@ram3n_no0dle]

+Keyboard Warriors6607 (VidsNotTwins) lol

[@kevinclements8749]

waddup

[@FidelCattto]

I'd like to throw out a big fuck you to everyone who thinks it's important to be within the first 100 to the video

[@ram3n_no0dle]

+dyndo101 why does it matter

[@andrewiltis1932]

Whatching this for the 700th time still get the giggles and still not enough people have seen it!!! Love u guys !!

[@gcampbell2400]

Definitely want to see more of these!!

[@ninjakiller504]

@ 1:47 who else saw the invisible guy

[@clementines7032]

but there's no one there!

[@plr6871]

Oh, you can like comments on phones now. huh

[@ta1274]

u could already do that its just u can like and dislike now

[@aidanryan4301]

I loved the 'saved my marriage' for the banana slicer and the end with the ufo reading the neebs did.

[@Hokum]

Thick imitating Neebs voice is the BEST XD Replayed it for like 20 times :D

[@krypticpanda6670]

Jeep Stuff is at the end of the video's URL!

[@baewilix4589]

Its a message....But what could it mean!

[@venix6473]

+Zoshira Dude you just replied almost for every comment lol

[@baewilix4589]

Desmone Aiden Its a thing i do, kinda like Jet lag. if you know of him.(from etho's videos) (except i tend to reply to alot on one go)

[@zonatedhydra29xbox43]

Has anyone ever noticed that neebs never cusses

[@blur6519]

ZONATEDHYDRA29 Xbox ...watch mob squad episode 5 lol

[@wearyterror9671]

Harry it's a fucking flying broom

[@shoutmaster101]

@@blur6519 I figure he was very uncomfortable with that line.

[@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica]

"Have a nice fucking day". 😂they also mentioned it in a play-through so it was true......I assume you know what I'm talking about.

[@chalis6270]

I’ve heard him say shit in one of the ark episodes... plus in the video where his bird dies to a raptor he cusses.

[@Rocky91DTA]

that should have been longer lmfao aaaaaaaa to damn funny guys that was great neebs

[@natasfresas]

This is so funny hahaha I love your humor and voices.

[@simonplimon]

Poor Neebs gets bullied for his reading... and you say you stand for world peace. Shame

[@soapcutter3302]

If people like neebs could read peace treaties correctly wars would become obsolete

[@u83rh4xor]

TRIGGERED!

[@isiahaf1359]

Stfu there's this thing called jokes learn what they are

[@doobs930069]

It was hard listening to him reading

[@FL_nar_Rayya]

I laughed the entire time. Neebs also went for the joke at the end, it was fucking perfect! If you call your comment a joke, then it's a bad one. Otherwise there's nothing wrong in making fun of yourself, I do it all the time and people appreciate it when you're just "Fuck it, let's laugh!". I think the expression is "Take things with a grain of salt"?

[@peacekeeperz81]

Man that was great, but i totally lost it when the UFO bit came up. Neebs killed me with that one.

[@purrjunior]

Okay, this was easily one of your guys most entertaining videos.

[@robertbaker7610]

Lol, Neebs cracks me up with his readings!

[@commanderstormsnpi9768]

I have ordered somethings from amazon. I had no idea that there were reviews like these. Love the video.

[@clementbatut2656]

Oh man, my stomach hurts so bad from laughing :'D You guys are amazing, funniest channel on KZbin, hands down!

[@Tim_Webb]

neebs talks. always a blast

[@bryanbray5891]

Please make this into a series!!! xD I was laughing my ass off.

[@scud553]

I was listening to this while in class working on a project and when the banana slicer came up on the work surface one I lost and had to stop listening to the video for a bit to calm myself. Well done guys

[@iamupinacloud]

xD Dora telling Neebs to "try to keep a normal tempo" while reading was good. Awe, poor Neebs! C'mon guys, I've alwaaaaaaays..... thought-he-reeeadsss.. QUITE well. Seriously though Neebs, ma dude, it sounds like you're doing both a spot-on and a poor William Shatner impression, simultaneously. And I love it!

[@johnsheppard7175]

One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.

[@jenzdziera]

We need more of this!! 😂😂

[@TDuiker]

Neebs his cadance still cracks me up even after more then a year :D

[@cyberhi04]

I could have listened to this for another 15 minutes. Hope you do more.

[@Jay_Dee420]

Tears in my eyes watching this.. well done guys!!

[@mr.mr.2318]

oh my goodness! I can't believe you guys made a video on this. some of those have made great family discussions in our home 😂😂😂

[@coalsaxifrage]

Oh my, goodness, laughed so hard when neebs started reading that first review

[@pilummurialis6490]

PLEASE do more Amazon Reviews, Neebs!

[@maskedwolf5239]

And this is why I love this channel

[@randomspacemonster6796]

PLEASE WE NEED MORE OF THIS !!!

[@mikehawkhovers9872]

Stressful day at school.... Ya make my day some much more better. Keep up the good work

[@gpgstudios9813]

Fantastic😂😂that end though...

[@ralphtorres5358]

Weird but funny. Digging the sad songs when reading lol

[@rickardh8183]

Neebs, you need help.