Best Lifting Excuses

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[@MetalDeviltv]

"instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you" This will be on my gravestone.

[@davidnu6477]

best line from the whole video

[@errolflynn610]

Its secretly genius

[@yourlocaltroll9190]

My highscool senior quote

[@ranny3507]

This is gonna be my senior quote lmao

[@yourlocaltroll9190]

Thomas Jefferson kay boomer

[@ThugNasty_6969]

"If you're not that big, tell them cuz you're cutting. If you're not that cut, tell them cuz you're bulking." 😂😂😂

[@luwado]

sad thing is that people actually unironically say this

[@johny.echevers]

If you're neither, it's cuz you're Bradley Martin

[@Teo_live]

I admit I do this sometimes >.>

[@huss8921]

It’s hilarious because it actually makes sense and it works 😂😂

[@matts9818]

He is genius

[@brandonjones3113]

“My metabolism.” “What about your metabolism?” “My metabolism dude” 😂💀

[@eddutome]

Windows anabolics ?

[@calebsmith322]

brandon jones read this as he said it

[@gymnastwhiz]

this was my favorite one

[@aqua4382]

What time is that?

[@stevenboy4996]

Dead😂

[@1Fresh_Water]

love seeing Brad trying not to crack up

[@Jim_Lahey101]

Fresh_Water i dont hes a steroid freak

[@trisial6997]

@@Jim_Lahey101 Hes not freaky bro

[@kohlguenette6669]

Fresh_Water 1,000th like

[@wwefan7683]

I can’t see him tho

[@ariat3381]

@@Jim_Lahey101 he was already a seasoned lifter before he even started taking them

[@nesirsitsir]

Best lifting excuse: You're Dom Mazzetti. You've already lifted everything.

[@MultiVersusEdits]

Golden comment

[@luvluv7727]

except legs

[@ryanfrantz8994]

Paco Aguilar You're gonna end up in jelly school with comments like that.

[@robinmaibals1193]

Hanketh Hilleth Yea, that comment is golden like a shower.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

That's not an excuse. That's a fact. But only if you are Dom O. Mazzetti.

[@EvilApple567]

When he lost the tug of war to the dog and said "I'm like natty though so it's like, whatever" I choked on my water lmao

[@euanowen4233]

EvilApple567 😂😂😂

[@kerenkish7751]

How do I know you Really choked in your water?

[@metallic4888]

The fact that he was curling it made it even better hahaha

[@eb_tigers0775]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4vHp2CKqc6Aock

[@BrunoSalcedo]

Left out "I got functional strength"

[@Theericafa]

There is actually a difference

[@meetlawf3238]

@@Theericafa ma man haha.. you're a fast learner

[@josephaugustinerhodenhiser1353]

Functional strength is an actual thing.

[@mgway4661]

Yes

[@dshaprin]

@@Theericafa There is, but usually it is an excuse and the person that is saing this, does not have any strenght.

[@ryanhayes38]

"this is why they started the special olympics, which i would totally dominate, but i cant do cardio cause im bulkin" I lost it🤣🤣

[@maxwell2.2]

That part came right when i read your comment😂

[@candolastir7586]

Knees weak, Arms are heavy, DOM MAZETTI.

[@Flippinpinoy09]

Can Dolaştır best comment in this thread!! 😂

[@nomad155]

This is genius!

[@dc5v529]

Can Dolaştır W

[@sdkfdnksdfnj8730]

Can Dolaştır hes nerveus But on A Service he looks pumped and ready

[@popcornfilms1]

He’s got 2 sets on chest already

[@jorgenaranjo8029]

am I the only one that wants a broscience video using fake weights, "beating" all the world records brad castleberry style, but then a bunch of youtubers that usually call out people saying things like yeah those are legit. dom is the biggest strongest guy ever

[@alexcuellar484]

Jorge Naranjo lol yes

[@adamlawrence3651]

No

[@adamlawrence3651]

His lifts are legit

[@stormashby9399]

Would be so funny 😂

[@divjyotsinghkhanuja1546]

Why would he need fake weights tho?

[@Zabacleaning]

I never realized how small Bradly was till he stood next to Dom

[@kyleheaser1089]

haha

[@mistermeatcake1785]

@Deviunn bradley is actually 4'2 85 pounds

[@stankgangsta4105]

@@mistermeatcake1785 He might be stat padding if that is the statistics he put out

[@briobrio6047]

9:44 that guy was so Innocent an proud of the lift ...

[@peterj6802]

He should be, that's a respectable weight.

[@aaronrm2672]

Lightweight bro not even off the floor i could do that when i was younger but now my metabolism y’know

[@derespinata7674]

@@aaronrm2672 me too but im going thru a natty cuttin phase

[@mitchlee6064]

I could definitely lift more than that guy but ive got lower back problems. Because i never learnt how to deadlift properly cause... u’know.. I’ve got lower back problems.

[@Jamesmac77]

People in these comment sections can lift a lot of weight! 😂😂

[@adohmnail6445]

The older I get, the stronger I was....

[@tylersaupe1612]

Love it!

[@marcg3923]

hahahaha

[@finisaborigine1712]

Still remember the good old days back in the Melchizedek's Powerhouse down by the Red Sea, we sure pumped a fucklot of iron back then. Boi I was strong back then.

[@CPT_B]

I love how Dom is constantly roasting Brad and he just plays the straight man - he's in on the joke and such a good sport about it all!

[@keonejones7283]

LT B that’s the secret cap it’s staged.

[@titan20111]

BlackSH0veldeath I think he gets just as much enjoyment out of it as we do, especially since he’s good friends with Mike and knows Dom is all a character

[@N3k00o]

good sport lol

[@I_like_turtles_67]

I wonder how many people talk about Dom when they see BM?

[@greyarea805]

Um good job working your way through the ranks

[@bugzilla4812]

Brad: “you got a job?” Dom: “yeah” Brad: “what is it?” Dom: “fitness” Brad: “fitness?” Dom: “fitness beer in my diet”

[@martyes9563]

Brad: "This is not half as much as I lifted" Dom: "No, it's double, cause I'm taller than you" *LOL*

[@mattstern4044]

A 6 inch reach is the difference between 150 and 165.

[@david_4344]

@Jared Anderson Excuse when you are tall but weak as shit

[@captainhobo1234567]

@@david_4344 nah just basic mechanics really. Certain body types are better for different strength movements, nothing really controversial there

[@TheJipino]

Searched for this comment, found out I already liked it 2 years ago

[@martyes9563]

@@TheJipino lol. I've done that before too and thanks for bringing me back to this again...had another laugh!

[@malkdk]

“Instead of living up to your potential, bring your potential down to you” 😂

[@dontwastetime8639]

Now that's some real potential.

[@TheXabl0]

Thanks Dom. I been feeling pretty out of shape lately, but these excuses will come in handy in the gym next week!

[@1.25speedoneverything7]

Same bro😂...but im Natty tho...doesnt matter that im lifting 4 times a week instead of everyday...#natty💀💀

[@abigaillkruss8823]

Hahaha

[@EscapePlanSkateboarding]

"I got kids to pay for dude. I got a mortgage. ..On The Sims!" 😂😂

[@nixazizu]

I dont use tinder cuz i am natural hahaha LOL

[@dinomahmutovic3649]

ne zeri drmex

[@MrJohndory111]

Nixa Zizu I’m natty

[@nekoopasan8020]

you are not LOL

[@mihailospasic153]

jel me seres da tebe nadjem ovde

[@nemampojma2871]

Not anymore ;)

[@dailygrind28]

Dom was probably gone cause he helped out my lil guy Brad..what a nice guy Dom really is

[@Soulrapier1]

German Skiller well yeah, dom is Bradley’s father,

[@ironangeles3537]

I would hit the gym today but I'm going natty 😂😂

[@hish33p32]

Haha

[@user-ce3qe3qm4i]

Какашка

[@ihavewaited90daystochangem51]

"first excuse, genetics!" and that's why the video has a thousand dislikes.

[@rodomoyo9122]

Yep

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

Huh, didnt know bradley had that many accounts

[@tochosei4185]

"It's not even half of what I lift..." "It's double... I'm taller than you." LMAAAOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jo-dm9tx]

The best part about Dom having a pet like Bradley is that he's small enough to carry around in his pocket

[@litty_3880]

“ My metabolism” “What about your metabolism” “My metabolism dude” 😂

[@nectariosgeorgiou]

This was the video that always lifted my mood and reminded me that gym is not just a place to train but its a culture. This is our life. Miss you gym...

[@Non-Serviam300]

If I die in a gym, I’ll die a happy man. It probably won’t end on the squat rack, because I probably skipped leg day😆

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

I love how the character is satirical but you can tell when he's actually pissed about something. Lol

[@ddljr5838]

Can’t have a video about making zero gains without Brad

[@xrated679]

thumbs up if u wanna hear dom go deep into conspiracy theorys an give his input

[@shawneeg214]

Bradley’s chest is flatter than a 12 year olds

[@hichembrahmi5213]

Dom mazetti vs flat earth

[@mmmghool]

After the eating ass video that was actually really entertaining I could watch him talk about anything

[@FerrariKing]

Aliens are stealing my gains. That would be a good conspiracy.

[@kennethnguyen9532]

YESSSS

[@AverageAlien]

Love how there are actual legitimately good points throughout his videos

[@apu_apustaja]

"My gains come like twice as hard so technically I'm like twice as big." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

[@Xlagzx]

The more he uploads videos the less I laugh because I realize how true it becomes that it’s more of a self reflection than a comedy video... Must be genetics

[@sihnar8360]

Right? This one hit a little too close to home for comfort.

[@sebastianinfante409]

Still funny tho

[@warwolf715]

When I first watched this it close to home for me as well, but it also made me realize I was being a little bitch. Nowadays, after throwing my excuses out the window, I've gotten bigger and stronger

[@maxlindemann1011]

I’m sure your good genetics allowed you to reach that realization. Not me though bro 😎

[@Bromeostasis]

the natty bit was extremely funny

[@knowwe]

especially when he approached the deadlift guy, most i laughed all week lol

[@johnmcvickar5305]

Lol I like how all the other excuses were made in comparison to Bradley except the natty one.

[@connorwilde1471]

Bradley still hasn’t come out about using gear but anyone who knows anything about body building knows he’s on juice

[@markclayton8977]

Unless he claims that gear is bad / he’s not on gear, I don’t really care what he does with his body. He’s definitely on gear though, you can’t be 270lbs and under 10% body fat - humans just don’t work like that.

[@williambrown7437]

The Bromosexual No. Literally everything you said is wrong.

[@ybnkareem560]

9:13 " because you wanna meet girls naturally" look at the picture he used 😂😂

[@Cris18Martinez]

haha creeper

[@Rhamsody]

"I took a blood test..I passed it!" This channel just makes me happy.

[@natepace2173]

Its really sweet that Dom is making Brad his brodege. Scrawny kids need help.

[@nickzardiashvili624]

Dom actually has a very impressive natty physique and a lot of people should look at it as a goal, but because of KZbin standards are raised by people with... Um... Amazing genetics... People think Dom´s physique is average.

[@Gsxrnoob]

His physique is very average.. nothing impressive about it. Built like every military aged male that plays basketball or some recreational sport on a regular basis.

[@connorwilde1471]

Moe Gains there’s nothing average about doms physique. Your average person probably doesn’t even go to the gym Then if you take your average person at the gym, most of them are smaller than dom Filter out everyone who takes juice and you’ll see dom is right at the top.

[@BLoSkills]

He's built like your average person who's been lifting every day for years. Compared to casual lifters he's ripped

[@CaptainSexay]

but isnt bradley the confirmed natty limit? no way he would be a fraud right?

[@nickzardiashvili624]

Not sure whether you're joking... Bradley has not lifted a weight in his life, he's smaller than an anorexic 12 year old girl.

[@brucewayne2184]

Man, these old videos were gold. That's why I used to watch.

[@timheinlein7230]

I felt personally attacked at least once per 3 seconds. Amazing video

[@taylorbolduc1763]

10 seconds in and shade bring thrown at Bradley. You know it's going to be a good video

[@EnjoyYourDay247]

"Yeah I checked in with my doctors, I'm natty" lmao

[@UniversalGC]

"I have a mortgage...on the Sims" LOL

[@ShanteRoxxane]

"Instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you." Philosophy.

[@shawneeg214]

Bradley could really benefit from this video

[@Ca1mii]

shawn gately He always has. Dom made him a lot popular

[@meesamagill1193]

Da Calmest Guy i think he meant that bradley could benefit from the excuses cos bradley is tiny

[@PILAVGAMES]

The best one you ever made sir

[@doubled99218]

PILAV you gay boi

[@yoantrangos8104]

Ahaha Pilav xd

[@erikpaschalis5959]

Best warrior eu

[@ivanthegreat760]

Best natty warrior eu

[@Jake-oj3dn]

PILAV Gay warrior spotted

[@angryfrog5547]

1:35 Me when i take two flintstones vitamins instead of one

[@davidking7360]

9:40 he was so proud of his deadlift😀

[@presidenttorres3516]

I got a mortgage on sims

[@virgilioaponte9756]

Im really glad theres still people like you that help beginners in the gym, even thought you are waaay bigger than them. I can tell that kid in the hat really looks up to you Dom.

[@Mrniceguy2209]

Your writing is fuckin hilarious, just discovered this channel and im working my way through that playlist. Noice werk.

[@jamesgoodwin2656]

I love to think that brad isn’t made aware when dons shooting and just has to deal with it

[@JoeGoldberg577_]

I think Dom would be the best personal trainer

[@user-bs6os7dn5v]

william sithideth yeah....if you don’t want gains

[@flare.6237]

Dom will probably make you laugh and break your concentration while you're trying to lift 😂😂

[@gabydewilde]

thats your excuse?

[@derespinata7674]

@@flare.6237 or make you snort gnarpump while helping you marinade headbands in pre workout

[@vanquish5023]

Nothing will steal your gains like a wife and 3 kids....

[@anon7684]

Darth Vanquish solution: don't have kids

[@infernojoe1]

You can't un have 3 kids. Orrr can you?

[@RaulDukeKnife]

Gotta Make Her a fitness chick. Bring her to a pro show so she can see bikini models and then train wit ya girl

[@bakters]

Especially 3 natty kids. Those are the worst.

[@nameless3182]

Moment you f up...

[@moritzschroder]

just came here to see bradley martin being trash talked 😂(btw i would totally have 2 million youtube subscribers as well, but i cant talk as fast as dom... it's genetics...)

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

And cuz youre bulking

[@kingstk2798]

"Instead of living up to your potential, bring your potential down to you" xD

[@AxeMurderer24]

Lowkey Dom's abs are lookin solid.

[@hilarylostboohoobahahahahs4856]

lowkey,at a bar on a friday night intoxicated you'd b flexin on CONdom masseti for a root in the bathroom and possibly a western grip reverse cowgirl sack tucked forwards hand job,dom-ino b up 4 it too#truth

[@David-ud9ju]

His abs always look great. He could be 20% bodyfat and still have ripped abs. I have to be like 8% bodyfat to have the same abs he does when he's 15% bodyfat. It's not my fault though, I have bad genetics.

[@DaAutumnLeafMassacre]

@@David-ud9ju brooo so true man! I get down to 8% nd still dont got abs haha

[@snowjoeyo]

David I could too but I’m bulking and I got really thick skin

[@DaAutumnLeafMassacre]

How much bf is he here 15?

[@RevivedLegacy]

I'm just kidding bro , I'd never leave u out.... Go buy my book lmao...

[@2Infinit2]

This cracked me up so hard with the book over Brad's face lmfao

[@julianjimenez6380]

SAVAGEE

[@RNSEntertainmentChannel]

"My money's no good here." - Using this any time I go anywhere lol

[@alexl3579]

“This ain’t my final form” lmao

[@bobbydeming5492]

This is better then losing my virginity

[@abking2440]

Bobby Deming hahahahah damn 😂

[@shawneeg214]

Bobby Deming in all fairness you have to experience both to make an accurate assumption

[@jackp9589]

Your uncle doesn’t agree

[@JackMeoff46]

shawn gately he has,I can confirm.10/10 would hit daddass again

[@trentmurphy7231]

Honestly same man

[@matteocerasuolofilms]

“I think I just squirted”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mgway4661]

I lost it

[@keanukoren6109]

Matteo Cerasuolo squwrded

[@hoytsigman5435]

Squoited LMAO

[@tomislavvazdar3286]

9:50 that's exactly how I play with my dog. Who knew dogs were man's best gym bro

[@butterbean7814]

Died at 9:37 XD. “So instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you.”

[@mackwarren228]

the bulking and cutting excuses I hear all the time 😂

[@robboss1839]

Mack Warren I’m usual cutting until I get fucked up and eat a bunch. Then I’m bulking followed by back to the cut

[@Tony__Cube]

Great video see you guys in 2020

[@harveyts3]

got um

[@danielglassner9303]

"Instead of living up to your potential bring your potential down to you" 🤣🤣

[@milkimadeit]

I love how he snuck in that rehab line🤣

[@charlie-zz2kr]

When your mclarens payment is due...

[@adamrubin2522]

Anyone notice this guys progress through the years

[@Steven-vh6fg]

Dude has gotten massive

[@patricknoone2152]

he actually insinuated that the dog won tug of war because the dog is on steroids. this is by far his best work.

[@Iamtheoneandonly01]

"My money's no good here" perfectly encapsulates Everything Dom Mazzetti

[@danmcclaren5436]

“If you’re not that big, say it’s because you’re cutting. If you’re not that cut, say it’s because you’re bulking” hahahah. Literally everyone.

[@jamesron5625]

9:28 “So instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you”

[@Rad-Soup]

This is still one of his best videos

[@orlandogonzalez9360]

"you have no idea what youre talking about .... " "yeah tell me about it "

[@gioueem5440]

Actualy i don't have enough time to work out cause i have to watch all your youtube videos, ur uploading too fast bro

[@MrKing-qd7gi]

Savor it. He just started uploading frequently again.

[@JrHacker21]

*in the middle of a test* *broscience notification* *Takes the F* *Watches video*

[@ivar8306]

Damn dude, you should have just stopped finishing the test and watched the video instead :p

[@ArmoredKentuckyBoyGTGaming]

Destry S. lol good thing it snowed like crazy so no school

[@Stinbeng]

Press (X) for DOUBT

[@puffball900]

I don’t take test though bro I’m natty

[@frichickenishaplaysmc2381]

same... only im failing math so i just watched the whole vid

[@UltraWhale]

"meeting girls naturally" The picture at 9:15 lmao

[@thecrystaltide3757]

3:03 Video evidence of Bradley "Wizard Hat" Martyn showing a *human emotion*

[@noexcuse4youbeastisme]

This is Jason Blaha's life story of lifting.

[@clenjones5748]

NoExcuse4You BeastIsMe I only have bad genetics in my arms ... and my relatively narrow hips.

[@xcanarsiex]

Non-negotiable

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

Soy boy spotted xdd

[@oculedo9137]

You're a dead man, bro. You just slandered a trained killer.

[@lilturk726]

Innerrr Ciiity

[@jordanhandley2359]

Lmao! The sad thing is, if you're in the gym a lot you have heard all of those excuses!! Love this video! Keep up the good work Dom.

[@husainjam]

Bradley Martin is such a good sport. Dom is a legend.

[@RazorRoses]

10:08 dude was butt hurt dom took his machine lmao

[@usernameluis305]

In what world was that guy butt hurt? He gave Dom the signal that it's okay for him to use. That's how I can tell you don't go to the gym, you don't even know basic gym etiquette

[@dannyfz]

@@usernameluis305 what signal? You need to work on those eyes cuz there was none

[@m1ckyg21]

@@usernameluis305 since when is saying "aw fuck" and turning away sad a signal

[@samueljackson315]

@@usernameluis305 you sound fuckin dumb

[@jamesflames6987]

They all know he's making a comedy video, so they cut him some slack.

[@Ourfinalmomments18]

I've used a couple of these excuses before 😭😭😭

[@squiddi1393]

Jesse LeMoine I wish my triceps inserted like yours lol. Mine are kind of high like Dom’s so they don’t look as shaped, but hey I think I got “good” genetics for other muscle insertions so I can’t complain.

[@Ourfinalmomments18]

Squiddi I'd be as big as Bradley Martyn but I'm natty ya know? And I have a life, I wish I could be in the gym lifting all day

[@AdamPilichowski]

not excuse bro! lifestyle choice....its my lifestyle choice to be more asthetic on the arms so i can be more agile.... lifestyle choice

[@patrickbarry633]

Cmon Jesse, you got this champ. Natties over raised pal. We can't let Brad get all the gains.

[@patrickbarry633]

@@Ourfinalmomments18 No Natty

[@amc1140]

Fitness beer in my diet

[@mrgetsswoll]

"Fitness".. "Fitness?" "Fitt'n this beer in my diet" 😂😂

[@frenkie14]

"I passed... passed my blood test right the'e" 😂😂😂

[@tcaab369]

New year new monthly uploads

[@AmirOstad]

This gun sound effect kills me every damn time 😂😂

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

🔫 🔫 🔫

[@philipfelicio1525]

I'm going thru a hard time right now and watching these videos are helping . Thanks loool

[@cbsandwich9421]

One of best things about this channel is that even though its obviously meant to be a parody its also incredibly accurate lolz doms a fucking genius i love it

[@M45T3RK35]

who's that small teenage boy dom is training with in the video??

[@LofaLifts]

Lamborghini Kickdown nah hes not a teenager, he looks prepubescent.

[@12gnikrekop]

Don is small lol 😂

[@ADOBEFXPRO]

^ There's always that one guy...

[@beastlobster3192]

Such a shit joke...

[@M45T3RK35]

Beast Lobster I wasn’t joking...

[@fitlawnguy]

Never clicked off dommerch.com so fast

[@nothankyou4250]

Hybrid Athletix Risky click of the day

[@christianskate9899]

Fuck u hater hatorrrrrrrrr there must be a ghosy

[@fitlawnguy]

The Bromosexual even better

[@ChrisSmith-fb6fe]

3:07 Bradley Martyn "Where? Nah" 😂😂😂

[@Bimzy]

"You are like a rookie that is always a rookie"🤣🤣

[@El_Chompo]

Ahhh this one is so good. "It's not even half of what I lifted." "It's double..." So many good quotable moments. Great writing and acting great job dom.

[@gumrush]

"Why do better when you can convince yourself and everyone around you that youv already done it". Listen to the wisdom my dudes, fake it till you make it

[@petermarion1935]

"blame Fuckin... global warmin whatever just not yourself" killed me

[@MatureBeauty12]

So much truth spoken.