Best Lines of Mass Effect 1 & 2

[@headfirst1987]

Awwww it missed my favourite one "You'll need to relinquish your weapons before you proceed" "I'll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?"

[@Zuernaxashyr]

headfirst1987 Love that one!!

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

Shepard: "I should go" (x150)Prisoner: "I wish I could go."

[@treymagathan847]

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[@The500k]

" I want to you calm down and take a DEEP breath." " You're * inhale * mocking * inhale * me * inhale * Earth-clan! " Haha!

[@zeromancer-x]

"You're kidding. Admiral, I'm the last person who should be negotiating a cease fire." XD

[@azrailyne]

"You're dying....are you contagious?"

[@stefanski48]

"Relinquish your weapons." ~ Warden "I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" ~ Shepard My favorite line from the whole series.

[@anthonywayne5110]

OF COURSE there's an "I should go" montage :D

[@arminosas]

02:45 "You should stay put-i'll go open some doors" Honest Shepard

[@russell9153]

Meanwhile in andromeda. "My face is tired."

[@eragon2121]

My brain's been SCRAMBLED LIKE AN EGG!!!

[@gorgarslan]

" I don't argue with plants!" - XD that killed me!

[@Ultrasteem18]

Shepard, after jokers lines, looks like he wants to throw him out of the airlock

[@celsothedevil]

"Put more stuff on the.... thing where the stuff goes in" Drunk, Sheppard

[@lordzhuge]

Udina's best line "I'M SICK OF THIS COUNCIL AND ITS ANTI-HUMAN BULL-!!"

[@meadows-of-sonder]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

[@WoodenToaster]

"Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in" *Collapses* "How much did I drink?" "One drink"

[@Daioblis]

3:28 "I'm ticked off. When I get ticked off, I shoot things. Find me more bugs"

[@arminosas]

+Diablos That line is legendary xD

[@Daioblis]

+RageDrakax Not as good as "You don't wanna be my enemy". *Garrus*: They have a way of dying.

[@IronChef60]

I love how your shep looks like chuck liddell

[@MrFilbert28]

Your shepard looks like that guy still stuck in the 90s that's always hanging out at the snackbar in the corner of the street

[@02091992able]

Good mixing on the I should go lines, I should go, I should go, I should go..... I wish I could go ha ha ha.

[@Diabolic_Duke]

This is why I love this game

[@Zandonus]

To be honest, i found ''You humans are all racist'' To be a great line, when i first heard it.

[@TaliNormandy]

I've been with Shepard the most, and I can certainly say it's in both our first and third adventure.

[@RedactedToaster]

"Sorry, my father was a krogan." Love it.

[@mx_tae]

Now I want to hear these lines with FemShep! Thanks for posting! It put a smile on my face!

[@lazert8144]

You stay put, ill go open some doors. Always found that one oddly funny

[@daf0ful]

This is an amazing compilation.

[@CuteFuzzyWeasel]

"I'm pissed off, when I get pissed off I shoot things, so give me more bugs to kill."

[@bobhampt]

Great stuff. Its amazing how much dialog you can miss.

[@Insomniac_1986]

3:34 wtf giant Turian.

[@0v3rh3473d]

he was standing behind the turian and had the camera turned to see his face

[@zupinu2000]

Um, I should go.

[@Ruairi670]

When doing a lot of these options, shepard reminds me on Archer lol

[@samtrix08]

Who else thinks that Male Shepard is perfect for Renegade and Sarcasm!

[@Tardisphere]

'It starts out as a cough, then you start coughing blood and...well...then I shoot you' At least he's honest

[@TheNairnsHair]

finally! someone who makes their own Shepard! While i personally prefer mine (doesnt everyone?) he still looks like a badass

[@sandyjuventus]

"You are dying. Are you contagious?" - Ultimate insult :D

[@coadynoel]

This video is so amazing. I love the editing, must have taken you a long time.

[@FoggyFogzmeister]

8:16 "How much did I drink" "One drink"

[@RambosesOS]

"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space." they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.

[@crowzur6055]

You Shepard looks awesome.

[@Megraptor]

Is that elcor smoking a cigar?! Wait... how... Is that possible?!

[@TwinPeaksIndustries]

Where's that "kick this mountain into space" from?

[@b4byj3susm4n]

Bring Down the Sky, I believe.

[@ProgenitorFoundry]

now we officially know that krogan have 4 balls...

[@NikeQb13]

That Shepard looks evil

[@devotedframes11]

Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".

[@arminosas]

10:45 Joker seems amused xD

[@FrizFroz]

8:36 Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once." Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day." ... Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?" LOL!!

[@rayl2085]

Sigh... In Mass Effect 1,2 renegade option is for sarcastic and badass shep. In Mass Effect 3, renegade option is only for the evil shep. Too bad.

[@phantom4cerberus]

Got crazy with time xD

[@TheSniper1623]

The good old effects of indoctrination

[@FanofRvB]

@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,

[@Ollo3000]

I love how Shepard does serious face after each of Joker's lines =D

[@NielsC68]

@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from. When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)

[@PhantomTrigger]

Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!' Made me lol

[@1Erc3]

The best ones: I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs. How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH] Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE. Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot! Whoops! ...and, we're out.

[@GordonTheHat]

"Oh yeah, put more of the stuff in the thing ... where stuffs goes in" Haha, I hope the voice actors had a lot of fun with all the random lines.

[@Ragdollcatman001]

Damn right! The delivery of the line is perfect too!

[@harouki]

@Sundiization That's only if you start with the Colonist background in ME1. It happens at the normandy dock sometime after you complete a main story mission.

[@Concequence]

Your custom Shep is one of the few I really like... :))

[@Konni1969]

Exactly right. I got the Mass Effect Trilogie on every Plattform available (PC, XBox, PS3) and I always created my own Shepard.

[@magstheghoul]

this is my new favourite video in the history of youtube

[@sErgEantaEgis12]

You forgot the one in ME1, in the mission where you defuse the nuke, Shepard says "You assume I give a damn! That's cute!"

[@TheKirk15]

"i need you to slow down, and take a deep breath" crying of laughter

[@zanite8650]

'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.

[@ZionZah]

I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!

[@zero_deluca7815]

Heh just looks like the Shepard I made for my first ever play through. Damn that's some nostalgic shit hitting me full speed. Bless you! 🙏🤣

[@Epzo1]

@SilverKing56 He knows how to avoid the awkward moments and silences.

[@user-ci9sb5wp3v]

That moment of silence and pissed off face after every time Joker speaks. 10/10

[@Harbinger1able]

this never gets old

[@nappyheadedjosh6578]

lowkey best video on youtube

[@treymagathan847]

I won't be second guessed on my ship by my ship! Why is this not in here?

[@gabebest7829]

it's the little things mass effect covers really well

[@Nintendomatthias]

Oh god, this video is cut together so well. Funny as hell. I wish there was a german version.

[@stegie77]

One of the reasons why both games are so awesome!

[@ffinfinity1]

I wish i could go around the citadel and talk to people more often or interact with them like ME1. In ME2 it seemed so much smaller.

[@MihaiViteazul100]

Video's over? I should go.

[@bollocks2who]

Kirrahe: "In the battle today, we will hold the line!" Mordin Solus: "Hold the line!" Personally would prefer to get job done and go home. LMFAO!!!

[@Delalow862]

"you''re dying... are you contagious?!" "I can't have you on this ship if your gonna infect my crew"

[@willofbob]

when my dad was in the army, he had a warrant officer (between SGT. and LT.) called Reg Shepard who acted alot like a renegade commander Shepard. I wonder if somwone at Bioware was in his unit...

[@cliff9092]

You missed it where jack got loose and grunt got hyped to meet her

[@michaelburke7978]

The side quests were so awesome in ME1.

[@MoaRider]

At 2:34, What the flying fuck is Tali ORANGE?!

[@TheD1ddler]

Have you ever even played ME1?

[@MoaRider]

TheD1ddler I have. Is it apart of some DLC or something? I never gotten DLC for The Mass Effect Trilogy.

[@TheD1ddler]

There is a suit of Quarian armor you can get that is orange, I don't think it's DLC either. The way characters look in scenes in that game is dependent on the armor they are using.

[@Gamefreak175]

Wow your shepard looks pretty nice, I bet you needed a few tries and lots of patience to make him look this cool and actually realistic

[@gateship2]

@McDougleMyer3x3 When you're Commander Shepard, and are trying to stop an asteroid.

[@captainunload]

The dialogue in the first two Mass Effects was way better than the dialogue from the Dragon Ages.

[@VeryUselessPerson]

They can make an armor with anti-gravity device... thingies, shield batteries, a build-in air-filtering system, radio-communicator... and no toilet?

[@billmoney1]

i wanted to hear the line where shepard asks for a discount from the souvenir shop on the citadel, where he yells that it discriminates or something, that was a good one

[@KryssySushi]

This has got to be one of the best male Shepards I have ever seen. He just has this serious, angry look on his face. It cracks me up so much.

[@Allaiya.]

Some of these lines are pure gold comedy

[@HouseInVisus]

I need to play these again.

[@MMkiller98]

Thanks I didn't played with the game for a month it seems, i know what am i going to do in the the next weeks

[@chewylikesit]

best compilation ever

[@Mekel01]

I'll be going now.classic kotor

[@MorzanDraconis]

Normally, in almost any RPG I play myself, mostly gearing towards good, with some exceptions (meaning, I'm not taking this shit right now), but after laughing my ass off through this, I seriously want to do a total badass Shepard sometime. Some of these lines are just gold. xD

[@joanfarley]

Excuse me while I replay Mass Effect for all this gold.

[@lolreally1]

"Do not cut me off like last time..." "I should go." too hilarious!

[@alexaka1]

OOOOh i Loved the trolling with the council :D I kept a save before every report just to have some fun sometimes XDXD

[@CommanderShepardXII]

i watched this video so many times, lol that mountain line gets me everytime, when does he say it?? i wanna see the convo that gets that response lmao

[@commandershepard811]

Looks like we lost the signal joker. Understood comander! This is why I love shepa

[@aavillagomez]

This douchy looking Shepherd is perfect for the video. He doesn't just punch mountains, he punches them INTO SPACE.

[@Cavalier753]

"Time's running short, I'm going to go punch this mountain into space." Oh my god, renegade play through, here I come.

[@x360rampagex]

"I'm gonna go punch this mountain into space", I've never heard such a term for "that" activity.

[@Colp2]

ha, I love how happy Joker sounds when cutting off the counsil :D