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Markiplier

Markiplier

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 10 000
@spykidtalksaboutanything4395
@spykidtalksaboutanything4395 5 жыл бұрын
Mark putting the “good times” tape in the wedding truck was one of the best parts of the video
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Spykid Gaming
@poserwastakengd6554
@poserwastakengd6554 3 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessAnna-l4o no
@c4shcan
@c4shcan 3 жыл бұрын
@@poserwastakengd6554?
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 3 жыл бұрын
@@poserwastakengd6554 uh!
@Pretty.Biology.Princess
@Pretty.Biology.Princess 3 жыл бұрын
@@poserwastakengd6554 u don’t gotta be mean.
@elliot8667
@elliot8667 6 жыл бұрын
"if you saw sugar flyin' past you, its actually cocaine. Dont worry about it we threw it in for free"
@ewber
@ewber 5 жыл бұрын
*sniff*
@NoahDaArk
@NoahDaArk 5 жыл бұрын
cheezy *computer explodes from cocain overdose
@strawberrypimp5347
@strawberrypimp5347 5 жыл бұрын
Your gonna be juuuuust fine
@Likretivot
@Likretivot 5 жыл бұрын
-Markplier 2016
@peachybunbun9234
@peachybunbun9234 5 жыл бұрын
3:58🤣🤣🤣
@danielleking262
@danielleking262 2 жыл бұрын
lmao the "have a good day, go fk yourself" after each customer never gets old 😂😂😂
@rthorofthehillppl
@rthorofthehillppl Жыл бұрын
Or the, "I love you! Go fuck yourself!" 😂
@SonicDashie759
@SonicDashie759 6 жыл бұрын
"I used to play trumpet! I did this in high school!" *doot* "I was first chair!" *doot* "I'm good and talented!" *doot* "I don't regret my life choices!" *doot* "I could've been an engineer!" *doot* "And contributed to society." *doot* "Instead I'm pretending to play a game..." *doot* "In virtual reality." *doot* "And all of my crushing woes..." *doot* "And thoughts keep me awake at night." *doot* "I just think about all the wasted..." *doot* "Potential that went to waste." *doot* "I can't even say words right..." *sad doot*
@retrogamer32138
@retrogamer32138 5 жыл бұрын
i am just an idiot *trumpet* i am not great *trumpet* i know 22 letters *trumpet* i don't have a life *trumpet* i can't sing *trumpet* you can just tell me *trumpet* to shut up *trumpet* why? *trumpet* cause why not *trumpet* AAAAAAAAAAA!!! *bass boosted trumpet* well im now just *trumpet* N O T F U N N Y
@zxchmonya9153
@zxchmonya9153 5 жыл бұрын
I almost died of laughter
@Yellow-Banana
@Yellow-Banana 5 жыл бұрын
?
@alexandblaise
@alexandblaise 5 жыл бұрын
21:06
@hannahkemp4581
@hannahkemp4581 5 жыл бұрын
SonicDashie759 ummmmmmmmm OK 🤨
@hyzenthlay1265
@hyzenthlay1265 8 жыл бұрын
When he first started using the pink for the sign I thought he was gonna draw a pink moustache, I should've known better
@mimibahiti
@mimibahiti 8 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@clarencelee6900
@clarencelee6900 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Sarah-lh1ce
@Sarah-lh1ce 8 жыл бұрын
Same
@kellyhernandez7399
@kellyhernandez7399 8 жыл бұрын
Th funniest part was right before it
@plixie5503
@plixie5503 8 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is disturbing....
@VindiVinchi1
@VindiVinchi1 3 жыл бұрын
“This is nothing compared to my student loans” oh I felt that.
@thedogfam51
@thedogfam51 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@loki4807
@loki4807 Жыл бұрын
I got ZERO!
@snowyyy009
@snowyyy009 4 жыл бұрын
"I used to play trumpet in high school!" *Flashes to Unus Annus* That didn't go so good...
@kalebmitchell8723
@kalebmitchell8723 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a worthy opponent...
@brodiero-solar302
@brodiero-solar302 4 жыл бұрын
TheSageDragon17 so many good flowers
@Lars.alexanderson
@Lars.alexanderson 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no the flashbacks are back!!!!!
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@deliveryman_dan
@deliveryman_dan 4 жыл бұрын
Why didnt you use 1 N's on each word of the "Unus Anus"?
@wyntxr
@wyntxr 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: A potato, it’s just so last century! Seán: WHAT?!
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Alice Callihan
@Slasher_YouTube
@Slasher_YouTube 3 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessAnna-l4o stop getting attention
@spooky_cece
@spooky_cece 3 жыл бұрын
Ireland 🤝 Germany Being potatoes
@CourtneyAHolmes
@CourtneyAHolmes 2 жыл бұрын
*Offended In Irish*
@gos358
@gos358 Жыл бұрын
@@PrincessAnna-l4oboohoo, you're cringe
@pretzelbitz7683
@pretzelbitz7683 8 жыл бұрын
21:11 as a band kid I can confirm that this moment I'd every band kid to ever exist and there's no denying it
@alexagustafson3766
@alexagustafson3766 7 жыл бұрын
melissa mcqueen dick
@pretzelbitz7683
@pretzelbitz7683 7 жыл бұрын
Alexa Gustafson heeeyyy calm down homie it's a joke,no harm meant
@appleboi3328
@appleboi3328 7 жыл бұрын
melissa mcqueen TRUE
@masterofnone9457
@masterofnone9457 6 жыл бұрын
404: Car Not Found Green battery? Okay! *installs nuclear reactor into the car*
@RatifiedWeirdo
@RatifiedWeirdo 5 жыл бұрын
I swear to got I almost choked in me tea while reading this comment xD
@MasTheFreak
@MasTheFreak 5 жыл бұрын
just so you know, thats 619: Car Not Found, not 404:
@judaiyuki5597
@judaiyuki5597 5 жыл бұрын
@@MasTheFreak i really hope you were joking there dude
@milesupshur9614
@milesupshur9614 4 жыл бұрын
Still more green than Solar.
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@EmperorPal
@EmperorPal 8 жыл бұрын
12:50 "I'll do my best". 'dips pink paint' it's obvious what he had in mind haha
@EmperorPal
@EmperorPal 8 жыл бұрын
21:10 Mark's first jazz blues
@crispeoptryx003
@crispeoptryx003 8 жыл бұрын
+KJ Ritua Well it could of been moustache...
@KabayanJo-b3z
@KabayanJo-b3z 8 жыл бұрын
+TacoGamer666 #Touche
@EmperorPal
@EmperorPal 8 жыл бұрын
Daniel and Niko Hate Everything who's this "We" you're referring to?
@EmperorPal
@EmperorPal 8 жыл бұрын
no wait, the name is a dead give away
@alvinchikara1246
@alvinchikara1246 5 жыл бұрын
i love how Mark just throws away everything he touches in these job simulator videos
@jacobmaline4357
@jacobmaline4357 8 жыл бұрын
Mark's sarcasm and sassiness are what make this series so great!
@GrayLowe
@GrayLowe 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr. In fact two of them went into my favorites list
@GrayLowe
@GrayLowe 8 жыл бұрын
+Charlie Gaming that's one of them on my favorite's list
@GrayLowe
@GrayLowe 8 жыл бұрын
+Charlie Gaming how much do they cost?
@cole-ze4vl
@cole-ze4vl 8 жыл бұрын
+advanced gamer $800
@PRblaze
@PRblaze 8 жыл бұрын
so true 😂
@the1stwing
@the1stwing 5 жыл бұрын
"Man, I'm glad you guys took over and gave away all of our freedom to everything else except for us." *Notices Lemon car* "H U H"
@antoniamercurio8411
@antoniamercurio8411 6 жыл бұрын
“I DON’T KNOW SPORTS I WAS A NERD!”😂😂😂 I choked on my milkshake.
@dev0957
@dev0957 6 жыл бұрын
XD LOL
@zxchmonya9153
@zxchmonya9153 5 жыл бұрын
21:10
@thomashall7317
@thomashall7317 5 жыл бұрын
Did he see the d20?
@erlendsteffensen2639
@erlendsteffensen2639 5 жыл бұрын
biche
@yoink297
@yoink297 5 жыл бұрын
We I was kid, we were too poor to have milkshakes
@jacobg9830
@jacobg9830 6 жыл бұрын
Have some headlights. It's got what plants crave!
@gloriachristopher8659
@gloriachristopher8659 5 жыл бұрын
Oh you've watched the other ones.
@strawberrypimp5347
@strawberrypimp5347 5 жыл бұрын
IM A STORE CLERK Now: IM AN ENGINEER
@reply4732
@reply4732 5 жыл бұрын
Have a radioactive cactus *It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!*
@OnlyOneJosh
@OnlyOneJosh 4 жыл бұрын
Gloria Christopher why wouldn’t he?
@Dougyy
@Dougyy 4 жыл бұрын
Someone make this a shirt lmao
@dakota6646
@dakota6646 7 жыл бұрын
the part with the trumpet killed me
@jacobtucker4889
@jacobtucker4889 6 жыл бұрын
Sad_Barto ikr XD
@justadumb8864
@justadumb8864 6 жыл бұрын
Shit. Another one dead! That's the third one this week! I will now preform the funeral. We are gathered here today, in holy matramon- wait.
@happygoluckydogeburgnester583
@happygoluckydogeburgnester583 6 жыл бұрын
YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR SINS WITH YOUR SOUL. *Takes soul and destroys it* BYE-BYE!
@fidelsanchez7295
@fidelsanchez7295 6 жыл бұрын
Sad_Barto ikr haha
@nathanlegal7685
@nathanlegal7685 6 жыл бұрын
Sad_Barto agreed
@danielkids4603
@danielkids4603 8 жыл бұрын
He said this and i laughed so hard "If you saw sugar fly passed you it was cocain."
@pyrix
@pyrix 8 жыл бұрын
past* you.
@spencerwagner8224
@spencerwagner8224 8 жыл бұрын
Lorelei Catpaw was that necessary?
@spencerwagner8224
@spencerwagner8224 8 жыл бұрын
Hrkissyfur13 you are confused I never replied to the person who corrected his/her grammar,read before you reply to anything please.
@klaus3732
@klaus3732 8 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kids y la el que ercrcxSsvssps
@agamersgeekyfriend1455
@agamersgeekyfriend1455 7 жыл бұрын
I was eating breakfast and it came out
@TrashFireChaos
@TrashFireChaos 8 жыл бұрын
I'm watching Mark hold a computer in front of a computer looking at a computer with a computer behind the the computer looking at the computer, on a computer
@lmbarak
@lmbarak 8 жыл бұрын
+Derp Man “Discord” DWN: 999 Markception
@woona7178
@woona7178 8 жыл бұрын
Wat
@jamesobrien2134
@jamesobrien2134 8 жыл бұрын
#mindfuckcomputor
@roobles1019
@roobles1019 8 жыл бұрын
I got lost at computer number three
@XHG231
@XHG231 8 жыл бұрын
69 Likes means????
@coraconsley9707
@coraconsley9707 6 жыл бұрын
Mark says "Well I WAS a nerd!" Every 20 Million people that watch you say "Mark you ARE a nerd."
@ridanoor3228
@ridanoor3228 5 жыл бұрын
😂 lol
@mischievousgames9130
@mischievousgames9130 5 жыл бұрын
Grammar is that one annoying friend, who everyone disrespects
@ElKorgus
@ElKorgus 4 жыл бұрын
@@mischievousgames9130 Hahaha, chuff monad nonfat, Montecito bore fund mall bell. Hahaha
@robertstephen8372
@robertstephen8372 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElKorgus What?
@ElKorgus
@ElKorgus 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertstephen8372 I said, Hahaha, chuff monad nonfat, Montecito bore fund mall bell. Hahaha. Get it?
@amandashelton8030
@amandashelton8030 7 жыл бұрын
Lol as soon as he said "Boink" my phone fell on My face
@melainecomeau9196
@melainecomeau9196 6 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemur R.I.P. ur lip
@coreypatton6290
@coreypatton6290 6 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemur EVERYONE GET HELP, CHARA HURT THEIR LIP!
@animeshades
@animeshades 6 жыл бұрын
That's never happened to my cuz I don't lie down all the way I lay on pillow and close to the wall.. does it hurt to drop your phone on your face?
@Alpha-yk9dh
@Alpha-yk9dh 6 жыл бұрын
Apirl Animal Animations! Yes.
@cloudycvsmix5636
@cloudycvsmix5636 6 жыл бұрын
Adrianna shelton u just got booped!!!!! ;-;
@FinnKid1
@FinnKid1 7 жыл бұрын
How ironic. He crashed after a car with 404.
@teasis8209
@teasis8209 6 жыл бұрын
:}
@skipfire00
@skipfire00 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg I never even noticed lmao
@TonyGaming1984
@TonyGaming1984 7 жыл бұрын
"If you saw sugar flying past you, it was actually cocaine"
@kapikapisun
@kapikapisun 6 жыл бұрын
Words of the wise
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@thedogfam51
@thedogfam51 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry we put it in for free
@tracytron7162
@tracytron7162 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed WAY too hard at the "I'm gonna piss in your gas tank" part 🤣
@cosmicboi1650
@cosmicboi1650 Жыл бұрын
"And I'm gonna do it right now, godamn it!" *Unzips pants*
@robjohnsonmusicandgaming
@robjohnsonmusicandgaming 8 жыл бұрын
I love how the motion tracking on the hand mimics Mark's gestures, so we get a first person view of being Mark xD
@yaheadah
@yaheadah 8 жыл бұрын
I'm literally alternating between jack and mark when it comes to these job simulator games
@lyricdistribution163
@lyricdistribution163 8 жыл бұрын
+FiveNightsAtFreddys SAME XD
@yaheadah
@yaheadah 8 жыл бұрын
+Nell Games I agree w that
@krazykrazy14100
@krazykrazy14100 8 жыл бұрын
+Nell Games Mark does what I would do if I had that game xD
@yaheadah
@yaheadah 8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel and Niko Hate Everything ok then leave his channel. it's that simple
@yaheadah
@yaheadah 8 жыл бұрын
+ItsArctic™ in some ways, I can see what you mean. but hey, they're good friends :)
@ThePentadecagon
@ThePentadecagon 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he just casually stuck a banana in that taxis exost pipe
@yahooanswers4843
@yahooanswers4843 6 жыл бұрын
He's so needlessly aggressive I love it
@disguisedmeataxk8620
@disguisedmeataxk8620 8 жыл бұрын
lol I saw the "really" in the burrito at the end
@TruckECheez
@TruckECheez 8 жыл бұрын
Really? ;)
@victoriacoronado880
@victoriacoronado880 8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@brendamooney3876
@brendamooney3876 8 жыл бұрын
IKR!
@yungchop6332
@yungchop6332 8 жыл бұрын
+Zack Castillo its like that in every sim
@HanabiraKage
@HanabiraKage 8 жыл бұрын
+Zack Castillo Really?
@HoHanonnona
@HoHanonnona 8 жыл бұрын
Imma start yelling "I love you. Go fuck yourself!" xD
@galaxybva2196
@galaxybva2196 8 жыл бұрын
Samee XDD
@emivenus
@emivenus 8 жыл бұрын
+Bill Cipher I wish Bill cipher said that :p
@galaxybva2196
@galaxybva2196 8 жыл бұрын
+Charlie Gaming omg lol XDD
@HoHanonnona
@HoHanonnona 8 жыл бұрын
Charlie Gaming well to be honest... I would love to fuck myself xD
@jocelynmills1992
@jocelynmills1992 8 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@BossCrazyRoss
@BossCrazyRoss 8 жыл бұрын
21:07 i held my laughs together until now, but when he played the trumpet, i could not handle it any more, i just let it all out.... 😁😁😆😆
@hahrf_0149
@hahrf_0149 7 жыл бұрын
You are not alone... that part should have a remix.
@jasmeetk0
@jasmeetk0 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't even last through the first parting greeting Markimoo gave.
@codysangVAvods
@codysangVAvods 7 жыл бұрын
I love you go fuck yourself
@heylookitsellie5758
@heylookitsellie5758 5 жыл бұрын
13:21 Mark: Yeah, that’s good Me: I think we all know what that is; the only thing that Markiplier can paint/draw
@pablof.1560
@pablof.1560 8 жыл бұрын
Markiplier said he could have contributed to society by being an engineer, but he does way more by helping depressed people and doing charities. He puts a smile on my face. I know this is an older video, but I just wanted this to be here as a note of proof of how I feel about Mark. I was very depressed. I still am a very gloomy and sad person, but I was in a dark place. I had suicidal thoughts and even tried once. Fun fact: Human beings cannot drown themselves without any type of weight. Their brain will eventually force them about the water if they don't have something forcibly holding them down. Anyways, I tried and I'm so glad that my brain works that way. I still don't like my life, but I'm in the process of making it better. Mark puts a smile on my face with ever video. His crying makes me cry every time and it honestly helps me a lot. My tears make me smile and bring me to peace. So yea, I don't care if Mark never sees this, because it's most likely that he never will, but thank you. Sincerely, A 13 year-old skrub
@kylezaruba9497
@kylezaruba9497 8 жыл бұрын
Well, at least we have cookies.
@gabrielvisage6645
@gabrielvisage6645 8 жыл бұрын
MG THATS ALOT OF TYPING
@thebiggaye1225
@thebiggaye1225 8 жыл бұрын
Pablo F. damn son I could never type that long 👏
@jacknorris5629
@jacknorris5629 8 жыл бұрын
Seriek You swallow perfume a youube vid wont help you..
@CalebBrockly
@CalebBrockly 8 жыл бұрын
That's true
@in0blivion75
@in0blivion75 7 жыл бұрын
I love how in this specific one, I feel like he kinda loses his shit... I mean, grunting?
@Antonio-ex3st
@Antonio-ex3st 4 жыл бұрын
When Mark said "Kobe", I felt that.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@thedogfam51
@thedogfam51 3 жыл бұрын
RIP 😭😞
@TrayTerra
@TrayTerra 3 жыл бұрын
The entertainment value of this video is so damned high, this is definitely a favorite.
@TheGamerInDisguise
@TheGamerInDisguise 8 жыл бұрын
21:17 "I don't regret my life choices! I could have been an Engineer!" XD
@akopquake5420
@akopquake5420 7 жыл бұрын
He said "I could have been an engineer. I could have contributed to society." I was like Mark senpai... you already do
@xxyoungtoxicxx1996
@xxyoungtoxicxx1996 6 жыл бұрын
AkopQuake no response
@jordyn1902
@jordyn1902 6 жыл бұрын
“mark senpai” you need jesus
@animeshades
@animeshades 6 жыл бұрын
I don't tell people I say mark senpia. I don't want my friends irl to know X3 so I make videos on KZbin about it cuz only 2 friends know my channel and wacth my videos but they don't care X3 don't feel bad
@shminkelshmoink678
@shminkelshmoink678 6 жыл бұрын
Apirl Animal Animations! Disgusting
@marshallst.martin5245
@marshallst.martin5245 6 жыл бұрын
Ok then is your real name yandere chan
@estebanchhavez919
@estebanchhavez919 8 жыл бұрын
RIP-Markiplier 2011-2016 "He could've been an engineer ..........."
@estebanchhavez919
@estebanchhavez919 8 жыл бұрын
*2012-2016
@ironicugandan5826
@ironicugandan5826 8 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit though. He did great for a 5 year old
@jennaholmes4720
@jennaholmes4720 8 жыл бұрын
2016-2016*
@jacksonweger5391
@jacksonweger5391 8 жыл бұрын
we now know why he isn't
@thetruejumps6178
@thetruejumps6178 8 жыл бұрын
Please subscribe to my KZbin
@hetaliaisreligion9828
@hetaliaisreligion9828 6 жыл бұрын
opens hood and sees three batteries, WhAt iS tHiS
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! hetalia is religion
@purplepumpkinz867
@purplepumpkinz867 7 жыл бұрын
"Uh I'm gonna give you a uh gas guzzling son of a beatch" I loved that xD I crack up every time
@lenguini4035
@lenguini4035 4 жыл бұрын
i was rewatching this and i heard him say, “Kobe!” at 21:57 and that just mad me so sad.
@gtwill188
@gtwill188 8 жыл бұрын
The humor in this was non stop and fast paced. I loved it.
@nickmastervlogs
@nickmastervlogs 4 жыл бұрын
Mark, this is a personal note cause I'm going through some rough times. Watching your videos really helps put a smile on my face. You are truly a therapist with entertainment
@puppetshow669
@puppetshow669 2 жыл бұрын
is everything ok now?
@sketchessays6940
@sketchessays6940 7 жыл бұрын
21:22 oh look. summing up my life with the Trumpet.
@cheizalchallenges1779
@cheizalchallenges1779 7 жыл бұрын
Jiyon Kim do u play the trumpet?
@MessagerOfHell
@MessagerOfHell 8 жыл бұрын
You know, when I saw Mark picking the pink paint I was thinking he was going to draw a mustache. Did anyone else get that feeling?
@oliviacat01
@oliviacat01 8 жыл бұрын
I did.
@umnatakeexe5075
@umnatakeexe5075 8 жыл бұрын
Right? I was just like, "Hmm. Well that's a weird way to start drawing a mustache." But a penis is more like Mark. lol.
@ibrokeaparttoplaythegame1746
@ibrokeaparttoplaythegame1746 8 жыл бұрын
no I knew he was going to draw that dick XD
@peril7531
@peril7531 8 жыл бұрын
No I knew he was going to draw a pen15
@mitchellmidkiff1165
@mitchellmidkiff1165 8 жыл бұрын
Been watching drunk minecraft again, and they used pink wool for the penis builds. As soon as he chose pink I thought "Oh god, dont do it!" then laughed my ass off
@IzzyGoneCrazy
@IzzyGoneCrazy 8 жыл бұрын
I keep forgetting that Mark has legs! lol I have to stop doing that!
@bossman2480
@bossman2480 8 жыл бұрын
+IzzyGoneCrazy XD so do I
@magicmicassnug8855
@magicmicassnug8855 8 жыл бұрын
+IzzyGoneCrazy hahaha ikr
@xxhunter_mlgxx9985
@xxhunter_mlgxx9985 8 жыл бұрын
+IzzyGoneCrazy OMG so do I
@IzzyGoneCrazy
@IzzyGoneCrazy 8 жыл бұрын
xXhunter_MLGXx :D
@Kurai_Hikari
@Kurai_Hikari 8 жыл бұрын
+IzzyGoneCrazy I keep forgetting that Mark wears pants.
@jackaboi1126
@jackaboi1126 4 жыл бұрын
"as far as I know it's doing the same thing over and over again then exploiting people for money that you don't really diserve" as a auto tech student this is sadly true about the industry but has me crying 😂😂😂😂😂
@shinyhunteralec
@shinyhunteralec 8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get dizzy from watching this? Now I know Mark shakes his head a lot x.x
@eclipse40k13
@eclipse40k13 8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@MizunoSuzu
@MizunoSuzu 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I got motion sickness, haha.
@haleym9836
@haleym9836 8 жыл бұрын
same
@thephoenix1643
@thephoenix1643 8 жыл бұрын
me to
@canislupus7771
@canislupus7771 8 жыл бұрын
It lagged my computer.
@thepeanutgallery9980
@thepeanutgallery9980 8 жыл бұрын
Mark are you...doing alright? ...Ya need a hug, buddy?
@darktrooperdalek7991
@darktrooperdalek7991 8 жыл бұрын
He seems like he hates this game.
@dreamer12387
@dreamer12387 8 жыл бұрын
ggg
@darktrooperdalek7991
@darktrooperdalek7991 8 жыл бұрын
+Graysongdl Overall? Or just while playing this?
@Warmaka
@Warmaka 8 жыл бұрын
+The Peanut Gallery he's a thirty something years old whose job it is to be a dyed, infantile, screaming "entertainer". It's bound to backfire sometimes.
@graysongdl
@graysongdl 8 жыл бұрын
DarktrooperDalek Wow. Markiplier seriously deleted my comments? Now that's low.
@puppylea9758
@puppylea9758 7 жыл бұрын
"Its looking very- CaR"
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Puppy & Lea
@Sean-yj4wq
@Sean-yj4wq 3 жыл бұрын
*hmm yes this floor here is made of floor*
@thedogfam51
@thedogfam51 3 жыл бұрын
The sky seems to be blue
@bneeps
@bneeps Жыл бұрын
I remember first watching this when I was younger and thinking that mark drew a fancy round T on the paint board. I have since realized what he actually drew.
@emmarichard696
@emmarichard696 4 жыл бұрын
21:58 omg the way he said "KOBE" rip legend 🐐😢💔
@emmarichard696
@emmarichard696 4 жыл бұрын
@Bandana Waddle Dee wdym? he is the Greatest Of All Time. Goat.....
@WolfyRayRay
@WolfyRayRay 8 жыл бұрын
As a career mechanic, +Markiplier 's play of this simulation is 100% spot on. Especially the part "omg shut up and stop talking I don't EVEN want to deal with you" and "if I ever have to see you again I'm going to throw myself into w/e that is". Welcome my world, Mark.
@TheBoozerLoser
@TheBoozerLoser 4 жыл бұрын
the one where they said that the dude took his dads car out was referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off. :D
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Marinara Sauce
@digstrememcdingus1463
@digstrememcdingus1463 3 жыл бұрын
Did they have a good times tape scene in that one?
@mysterymenz99playstation13
@mysterymenz99playstation13 6 жыл бұрын
19:15 I love how enthusiastic he was 🤣🤣
@SallySallySourScream
@SallySallySourScream 8 жыл бұрын
How bout you eat a giant bill~
@TatoTheButcher
@TatoTheButcher 8 жыл бұрын
I cast magic missile into the darkness!
@Xniol
@Xniol 8 жыл бұрын
+Redcometchar was that an elsword reference?
@Gayporeon
@Gayporeon 8 жыл бұрын
+Xniol Actually, it's from Dungeons and Dragons.
@omarnreaper
@omarnreaper 8 жыл бұрын
+Wiffles “The Wiffles” Wifflemeister I put on my robe and wizard hat.
@devenrichey3781
@devenrichey3781 7 жыл бұрын
Wiffles Wifflemeister q
@cameroncorson5446
@cameroncorson5446 8 жыл бұрын
"What kind of fluid you want? I got oil but I also have sriracha." Yeah, those two are comparable.
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 6 жыл бұрын
The engine is very heavy and really weighs the vehicle down, that should be the first thing to go.
@FranciumBoron
@FranciumBoron 4 жыл бұрын
@qt_mac_book draws And he was making a joke..
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@nullhapppyboy1859
@nullhapppyboy1859 7 жыл бұрын
I will paint it yellow the color of your belly! 😂
@tommielife319
@tommielife319 6 жыл бұрын
Yellow belly is a person that is from Wexford
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@OdinCasts
@OdinCasts 8 жыл бұрын
"Headlight Fluid" - Gavin Free '12
@disco2587
@disco2587 8 жыл бұрын
uh
@OdinCasts
@OdinCasts 8 жыл бұрын
just look up headlight fluid on youtube, see what comes up.
@OdinCasts
@OdinCasts 8 жыл бұрын
it's even the same bottle in the game as it is in the animated.
@zararule427
@zararule427 8 жыл бұрын
Roosterteeth?
@KirbySmasher48
@KirbySmasher48 8 жыл бұрын
OMG 20:01 MEH FAVRIOT
@ashley92438
@ashley92438 8 жыл бұрын
when it said headlight fluid I instantly thought of Gavin from Rooster Teeth
@weebl101
@weebl101 8 жыл бұрын
+Ashley Harrell I can't wait for AH to play this game
@vladdracula2643
@vladdracula2643 8 жыл бұрын
+Ashley Harrell Or RvB
@Radarriderr
@Radarriderr 8 жыл бұрын
+Ashley Harrell I think everyone should fill up on blinker fluid!
@GrimmLores
@GrimmLores 8 жыл бұрын
Same here! Excited to see how they react. Maybe Gavin was on to something >;)
@doctorjay8673
@doctorjay8673 8 жыл бұрын
When he started I thought that Potato GLaDOS in the engine
@alyssaford8875
@alyssaford8875 6 жыл бұрын
Mark: I was dropping as hard as I could! Me: LMAO
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Alyssa Ford
@eNCy.
@eNCy. Жыл бұрын
18:25 "I remember those same clothes being on a girl in the last video, so what did you do to her?" Well Mark, judging by the fact that theres a tape called "Good times" in the trunk, im gonna assume thats the friend he ment up with. He probably "rewired her hardrive"
@GardenCavity
@GardenCavity 4 жыл бұрын
22:34 had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD
@gr3y_g4rn3t_13
@gr3y_g4rn3t_13 8 жыл бұрын
Mark gets so salty when playing these. It's so beautiful XD
@theaceofspadeszs6533
@theaceofspadeszs6533 6 жыл бұрын
Plays the trumpet about life
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! mxdixonkiri
@jupitermeshmeahh5377
@jupitermeshmeahh5377 8 жыл бұрын
Seeing people saying Mark isn't the same anymore and that he should go back to horror games is kinda upsetting to me... 7-7 I want Mark to play want he wants. We can suggest him games but don't go saying,"OHHHH MARKS NOR COOL ANYMORE CAUSE HES NOT PLAYING GAMES WE CHOOSE!". I don't see people spamming Undertale much anymore and that's good cause like... Erreeeeee it's not cool to like say OH YOU DIDNT CONTINUE THIS BLUH BLUH BLUH! 7-7 leave him alone and let him have fun ;-; really I thought kinda better of most of you. Most of you are douches and most is kinda and let him do what he wants.
@jupitermeshmeahh5377
@jupitermeshmeahh5377 8 жыл бұрын
NOW IM SAD ;-;
@yungchop6332
@yungchop6332 8 жыл бұрын
+Jupiter Meshmeahh rip, i remember watching a video of him doing a creepy pasta back i 2013, it was the first vid i ever saw him do, i honestly hate horror games.
@thetruejumps6178
@thetruejumps6178 8 жыл бұрын
Please subscribe to my KZbin
@josetraje9836
@josetraje9836 8 жыл бұрын
You actually have a point
@jupitermeshmeahh5377
@jupitermeshmeahh5377 8 жыл бұрын
I think Mark is kinda upset
@kaelinsherman2642
@kaelinsherman2642 7 жыл бұрын
“EAT...A...GIANTT......BILL!” Me:😱😂😂😂
@themaninyourcabinet8438
@themaninyourcabinet8438 4 жыл бұрын
69th like
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@PureElixir
@PureElixir 8 жыл бұрын
I have this feelings that Mark never liked Job Simulator.
@blakops000007
@blakops000007 8 жыл бұрын
+VIXX Starlight It's boring to him if I would be playing it I would have fun
@erendagenhart8774
@erendagenhart8774 8 жыл бұрын
I think is because those jobs, in real life, like... you would me angry if you worked at that, so Mark is just acting. Note:( Sorry for bad english ;P )
@swimfreestyle18
@swimfreestyle18 8 жыл бұрын
+Prehistoric Gaming agreed. this games the same thing second time around. he just did it for us viewers really...
@lexi7598
@lexi7598 8 жыл бұрын
Same..
@sephkurai
@sephkurai 8 жыл бұрын
+PureElixir It's a job simulator it wouldn't be a simulation if he enjoyed it XD
@meowthchu7307
@meowthchu7307 6 жыл бұрын
mark you have already did something for soceity you have millions of fans you have more recognition when you stayed a youtuber you have helped many with depression and make millions happy
@thedogfam51
@thedogfam51 3 жыл бұрын
What are you looking at
@meowthchu7307
@meowthchu7307 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedogfam51 im looking at a phone.
@Fuyuko-Yuki
@Fuyuko-Yuki 5 жыл бұрын
“Well it turns out, the headlight fluid container spilled on his seat” - Gavin Free 20XX
@FranciumBoron
@FranciumBoron 4 жыл бұрын
Likely 2016.
@0xSCMD
@0xSCMD 8 жыл бұрын
HEADLIGHT FLUID!!
@freelancert4
@freelancert4 8 жыл бұрын
+CommanderVertex this guy gets it
@emivenus
@emivenus 8 жыл бұрын
+freelancert4 I don't get it....
@SSVCloud
@SSVCloud 8 жыл бұрын
+CommanderVertex Did you just say... HEADLIGHT FLUID?!
@curtainwolf2958
@curtainwolf2958 8 жыл бұрын
+CommanderVertex I pray it is a Stupid Gavin reference...
@iamawatermelon9299
@iamawatermelon9299 8 жыл бұрын
muffler bearing
@zainaslounge
@zainaslounge 8 жыл бұрын
Mark is so freaking awesome ❤️
@mrpootin212
@mrpootin212 3 жыл бұрын
13:00 he was so proud of himself I couldn’t stop laughing
@leyale2211
@leyale2211 8 жыл бұрын
Honestly this looks fun as hell
@jace_Henderson
@jace_Henderson 8 жыл бұрын
12:42 how did I know that he was gonna draw a dildo?
@leyale2211
@leyale2211 8 жыл бұрын
Noah Zimmermann I think everyone knew.
@loganentertainment1814
@loganentertainment1814 6 жыл бұрын
26:19, From Gorme Chief, That Robot Proposed to a female Robot. And that robot looks just like the one in the Gorme Chief Job. Coincidence????? I think not, now they're married. :D :D Good for them. :)
@neferacronia6798
@neferacronia6798 6 жыл бұрын
Gorme Chief??? Do you mean Gourmet Chef? Was the job called Gourmet Chef? He seemed more like a line cook
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Guys
@Em-dd5kk
@Em-dd5kk 7 жыл бұрын
don't say that stuff mark WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH
@tdsminigunner6074
@tdsminigunner6074 4 жыл бұрын
Bot:can I get a yellow fuel please? Mark:Sure ! 3:36
@stealthbonus
@stealthbonus 8 жыл бұрын
You help people Mark. I doubt you would have gotten as much support in your charity live streams as an engineer. Think of the people you helped there trumpeter.
@colelipe4072
@colelipe4072 8 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see him play trumpet.
@MixZTitaniumDubstep
@MixZTitaniumDubstep 8 жыл бұрын
Stop tooting your horn!
@mistyyxxplays8576
@mistyyxxplays8576 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, he'd probably be a great player. xD
@nightmaredarkzone4219
@nightmaredarkzone4219 8 жыл бұрын
Cole Lipe or the tramBONE
@brendenmedlock5248
@brendenmedlock5248 8 жыл бұрын
Nightmere Fredbear
@traceybowen69
@traceybowen69 8 жыл бұрын
Nightmere Fredbear l
@KaylaTheKindOne
@KaylaTheKindOne 7 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late, but Mark genuinely worries me sometimes. I hope he doesn't actually regret his life choices, and I hope he doesn't actually lay awake at night thinking of 'wasted potential'. He's already contributing to society in a beautiful way: making a positive difference in the lives of both those who are troubled/less fortunate and his fans/supporters in general. (Excuse me for taking a joke seriously but that was honestly kinda sad to hear)
@reaganhedman6720
@reaganhedman6720 5 жыл бұрын
Hi, uh-yeah... he was kidding
@littlemoth4956
@littlemoth4956 5 жыл бұрын
Are you stupid?
@RatifiedWeirdo
@RatifiedWeirdo 5 жыл бұрын
N o
@reply4732
@reply4732 5 жыл бұрын
*Inhale* I don't blame you
@rottingsword
@rottingsword 5 жыл бұрын
Little Moth Do you have basic manners? The answer won't shock you.
@tomasd9209
@tomasd9209 4 жыл бұрын
When mark said “Kobe!”😭
@IneffableEnby
@IneffableEnby 7 жыл бұрын
"I cast Magic missile.." Was that a D&D reference? XD
@BlueFlameStudiosOfficial
@BlueFlameStudiosOfficial 8 жыл бұрын
....Headlight fluid? Donut is that you?
@BakerStreetAssassin
@BakerStreetAssassin 8 жыл бұрын
If you were looking for elbow grease on the other hand... well then you're just an idiot. ;)
@ThePsycher666
@ThePsycher666 8 жыл бұрын
+The Foxy Within no u buy elbow grease at the store
@BakerStreetAssassin
@BakerStreetAssassin 8 жыл бұрын
The Psycher Donut doesn't believe in elbow grease.
@ThePsycher666
@ThePsycher666 8 жыл бұрын
i thought he did
@4569packers
@4569packers 8 жыл бұрын
Theres really nothing to it when you're using head... light.... fuild.....
@luisgamercool145
@luisgamercool145 4 жыл бұрын
mark in 2016: KOBE everybody in 2020 watching this video: criess
@cacofany1
@cacofany1 4 жыл бұрын
3:22 I have personally witnessed someone who was so drunk they almost did just that. Thankfully he wasn’t driving.
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Cacofany1
@faith9947
@faith9947 7 жыл бұрын
Mark for once is tall
@animeshades
@animeshades 6 жыл бұрын
Faith Busang XD he's taller then jack,he's shorter then wade and Bob, and I'm so short I'm not even 5 feet -^- I'm peeved about being short, I'M SHORTER THEN A 4 GRADER!! EEEE >:
@foxtatertot
@foxtatertot 6 жыл бұрын
Faith Busang I'm literally taller than him. And I'm 12 years old and a girl.
@haleypalmer9341
@haleypalmer9341 6 жыл бұрын
That was jackseptaci
@haleypalmer9341
@haleypalmer9341 6 жыл бұрын
SUPERBACON 6676
@haleypalmer9341
@haleypalmer9341 6 жыл бұрын
April loves Leafy Green jb
@mickgorro
@mickgorro 5 жыл бұрын
13:08: I was going to write "Definitely a T". Then he added details.
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! Mick Gorro
@Name-rv1zw
@Name-rv1zw 4 жыл бұрын
Same, when I saw this a few years ago I thought it was a T
@Cluelessread
@Cluelessread 2 жыл бұрын
Its a hammer
@hiddio
@hiddio 7 жыл бұрын
Play more little more! More Bit more!! Yeah, that's enough!
@meowmoew2051
@meowmoew2051 4 жыл бұрын
"Kobe!" Mark said that. Whoever is in 2020 and watching this video. You feel my pain.
@starlamytruelove
@starlamytruelove 4 жыл бұрын
Plz shut up
@meowmoew2051
@meowmoew2051 4 жыл бұрын
@@starlamytruelove no
@starlamytruelove
@starlamytruelove 4 жыл бұрын
@@meowmoew2051 it gets annoying
@meowmoew2051
@meowmoew2051 4 жыл бұрын
@@starlamytruelove ok, sorry
@starlamytruelove
@starlamytruelove 4 жыл бұрын
@@meowmoew2051 it's alright
@loganentertainment1814
@loganentertainment1814 6 жыл бұрын
19:30, Punz. XD :)
@chimpman1111
@chimpman1111 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen you 3 times in the comments tf
@PrincessAnna-l4o
@PrincessAnna-l4o 4 жыл бұрын
Hi!
@halcyon3123
@halcyon3123 7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that inside the burrito it said really
@chinotre
@chinotre 7 жыл бұрын
We already know loser
@Amw-gb1is
@Amw-gb1is 7 жыл бұрын
Rodel Quidlat Don’t be rude she probably didn’t know about it yet.
@GambitMcoc
@GambitMcoc 6 жыл бұрын
Rodel Quidlat your the only loser
@kamijames5943
@kamijames5943 6 жыл бұрын
Ashleyen roxs yes
@abandonedacc420
@abandonedacc420 6 жыл бұрын
It said that with the chef in the kitchen.
@tanya_irons
@tanya_irons 8 жыл бұрын
18:13 Ferris Beuller reference
@TieGuyDavid
@TieGuyDavid 8 жыл бұрын
18:13 actually. But yeah.
@LordCantalo
@LordCantalo 8 жыл бұрын
KNEW IT!
@Methanoskttr
@Methanoskttr 8 жыл бұрын
+A.Z.Fierro Apparently not many people know this!
@ladylililala
@ladylililala 8 жыл бұрын
Isn't this also in Matilda?
@KingTitusI
@KingTitusI 8 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@lostlittlenoobvt
@lostlittlenoobvt 6 жыл бұрын
As an actual mechanic, I can vouche that this is the exact opposite of what we’re really like. We try to keep you from having to come back because it ruins our reputation. I’ve been working on cars since I was 4 years old and helping him at work and I have made plenty of people mad because their transmission casing is cracked and they broke a gear so they had to spend $3,000 to get it replaced
@Battle_64
@Battle_64 8 жыл бұрын
Why does it sound like Mark is not amused with these VR games anymore?
@jonjohnson102
@jonjohnson102 8 жыл бұрын
I know
@beckahoffman8897
@beckahoffman8897 8 жыл бұрын
I think he is just tired of them because people pressure him into playing them so much that they just aren't fun for him anymore
@jaymassey1845
@jaymassey1845 8 жыл бұрын
it's not that, its just he already played the car one but had to play it again for us
@Battle_64
@Battle_64 8 жыл бұрын
+Jay Massey He actually sounded like this for the other ones too. The only one he actually sounded amused with was the office one.
@emivenus
@emivenus 8 жыл бұрын
I think he is bored with it
@RapidPursuitRacing
@RapidPursuitRacing 7 жыл бұрын
i died when he pissed in the tank
@echo_soldier
@echo_soldier 6 жыл бұрын
As someone currently in band I can confirm Markiplier is the perfect personality to play trumpet.
@loganentertainment1814
@loganentertainment1814 6 жыл бұрын
13:41, LOL!!!!!!!!!! XD XD
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