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[@Helldiver5n23]

This was 7 years ago.. oh my god guys it was 7 at the time of writing this. i get its 8 now. thats how time works.

[@morganprior7746]

feels like yesterday 😅

[@LiteralSky]

Crazy I remember when this was posted like it was yesterday

[@miltiaspogfrog9684]

8 years now…

[@Jjjjjjj-d7r]

More like 8…and it was like it was made 4 hours ago

[@Helldiver5n23]

@@Jjjjjjj-d7r this has some SERIOUS '4 hours ago' energy for sure

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

I love it how that “juiced-up” bot was trying to ask for a burrito as Mark was just throwing everything in the store at his face

[@randomizedchannel5302]

just say drunk🥴

[@kappnk9821]

@@randomizedchannel5302 no

[@Just_Ben_YT]

Just like in real life Throwing stuff at drunk people is funny

[@legoshisshibahusband]

Kakyoin?

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

Shit I’ve been noticed

[@samstrom8796]

Sad old lady robot: “Well I guess I won’t be getting my upgrades today” Mark: *throws coin at her*

[@mattmattmatt4879]

@dioakolo umm fake markiplier

[@deeds203]

crew memebers: votes markiplier mark was a fake

[@pqttxr6421]

mark saying "I'm not real" as a joke back then mark now: actually really meaning it

[@blakeplayz6864]

i was boutta say that

[@lamb6276]

@@blakeplayz6864 TOO BAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHQHQHAHAQAHJAAHAHH junction

[@jayzev5672]

Markiplier is a weirdo

[@mairuzu465]

@@jayzev5672 he is but that’s why we love him. We’re all a bunch of weirdos here.

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

@@jayzev5672 That's a very strange way to say that you're boring.

[@slimetubeslimenoob]

ROBOT:I would like a meat cylinder please MARK:what

[@CocoNat1874]

when the robot said that I was thinking she wanted the d

[@Fanumrizzy]

(Hotdog) I'm right here you dipshit human

[@noahisham7416]

anthony Martinez the d as in dog

[@RatedTForTerrible]

😏 she wants the dog

[@liz-fk1ye]

Me: a penis?

[@morgandonnelly2540]

Grill: caution hot Mark: *immediately submerges hands in bars*

[@353sissy]

spooky randomness he burnt his hand twice

[@kamrynbuckner4549]

If it says caution hot mark will most definitely put his face on it or hands in it😂

[@kadesclawz]

ayyy I'm your 100th like-

[@plapticum9588]

"submerges" XD

[@okerajoseyladd2251]

Actually, popsicles do go bad, they get all gooey and slimey after a while, it's really gross

[@hikari9903]

*Me: laughing so hard whenever Mark just steals people's glasses without saying a n y t h i n g*

[@allizacoml]

I just subscribed to you because ur funny

[@deotis1234]

Customer bot: "have a lovely day, deary" Mark: (chucks a ticket at them as they leave) *"EaT A dIcK"*

[@gamemagma9045]

Grill says "Caution hot" Mark immediately touches

[@nikismajesty]

GameMagma *burns joyfully*

[@thyanimalcrew1133]

That would be me.............

[@kodiakbear1293]

WOLFZX_ H20 mood mmmppllp Pmmo mom

[@mx.l0verb0y]

Sounds like something I would do. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tobyhughes9143]

Robot:You can keep the change kind human Markiplier:What. Fuck off I don't need your charity

[@samanthayoung6031]

Toby Hughes

[@mikewazowski471]

Toby Hughes Simpsons reference

[@aquatic9476]

4:19 Mark: Fuck off, I don't need your charity Had me dying

[@desmofroppy1756]

same bruhhh

[@lilcheezy8735]

Same

[@DrDolan2000]

Yeah, I don't know Mark is so mean in these videos but I fucking love it. His inner pessimism is coming out

[@cheeseman6833]

"Caution hot" Mark: **puts his both entire palms in it instantly**

[@AirLight1646]

The signs of him being a masochist have been there all along

[@butterss1178]

He's Asian isn't he?

[@zoecarpenter438]

Robot : “Human uprising of 2027” Me : *realizes next year is 2020 and that means it’s less than 7 years away*

[@synthysynthy]

Oh crap

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

If it means there will be adorable floating robot friends everywhere that sounds like a year to look foreword to it

[@nonbirenthenon-binarysiren6299]

Zoe Carpenter oh....oh crap....oh no....

[@moparound]

That’s what I was thinking 😳 it’s disturbing really

[@Amelia-ji3st]

Zoe Carpenter I’m graduating in 2027

[@haliemccandless8523]

“You could start by cleaning off your counter!” Mark: *throws everything*

[@garykplaysgames3855]

same I did when I played

[@Turtoile41]

@@garykplaysgames3855 i had a stroke trying to read your reply

[@Hollabolla12]

helo tf

[@kippieguthrie9253]

robot: "Can i also get one of those meat cylinders? Mark: "WELL, UH? EXCUSE ME?"

[@christianjames3797]

Ah yes i would Love a Meat cylinder of the earthling word "Male" the frosting after taste is delicious

[@schwarzwolfram7925]

@@christianjames3797 That was frosting? I thought is was mayonnaise.

[@AC_709]

10:05 Imagine walking into a convenience store and having to deal with an employee that acts like this.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I'm just focusing on your profile picture. Naegi is such a cinnamon roll

[@lulzgalore6249]

It's Got What Plants Crave! -Mark 2016

[@melissamartinez5659]

mark: is that a porn magazine? it's not sexy at all!

[@boneman5569]

F***ing I'm dyin xD OMG IM DED! x3 OK OK IM IM DONE xD

[@melissamartinez5659]

+CrAyAlWaYs 4LiFe heh

[@titanmancrazy4402]

Yep. The sodas and the Dapple Sprackles at 12:10

[@boneman5569]

EVERYTIME I look back at this vid I MUST LAUGH

[@ZAMinationProductions]

I love how mark takes every robot'is glasses off and then throws it at them XD

[@madelynhowerton4051]

I didn't see this comment until after I commented about the glasses thing xD

[@babykitten206]

Hello I love your popularmmos animations

[@iisorrowfullbaconii9811]

ZAMination Productions OMG YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

Just realized you were zamination LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS

[@ohhyeahyeah3364]

I'd like your comment but you make Minecraft content

[@ashleydgg]

I can't believe this game was 6 years ago time does go fast

[@tomato_headking8336]

I agree

[@Miku4lifers]

2020 came by so slowly,, it took slow! 2021 seems like yesterday and im scared 2023 is going to go by faster then I think

[@Lava_Lampe]

2021 didn’t even exist 😭

[@water6006]

@paulinasunday6512bot, go to the place you belong, DA Trash

[@concretecassowary2862]

@send me message @markiplier680 you've been selected to piss directly into my mouth. Good money, Mark.

[@musicismysanity2085]

I want someone to defend me how Mark defends his popsicles

[@j.mchim1013]

Saaaaaammmeeee!!!!!

[@faultedskink3074]

"how high are you?" no mark, its "hi how are you?"

[@strikethedragonkid9718]

You made me laughing

[@grimreefer9324]

**High laughing**

[@turnr3326]

Shredder insert *yo I’m so clapped Animoji thinks ma eyes are closed* guy

[@ashleahoague7787]

Lol u made me cry of laugher lol

[@yelhsaviolet1692]

NOW JUST HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!! *confused mind blow stare* Did you get the reference

[@ambyandony]

"Why are you watching this video and eating lucky charms at 5 in the morning?" "Because its got what plants crave"

[@captain_fish_head]

Da freak?

[@ambyandony]

the gaming boss Its got what plants crave

[@ambyandony]

potatofoox thanks clearly you know what plants crave too

[@unlucky13beats13]

Yeah electrolytes

[@NukelearFallout]

Azdaja Pyrope Have you seen Idiocracy?

[@blueisadude]

"I'm not real, I'm fake. My life is a lie!" FORESHADOWING ACTIVATED.

[@sevtube4720]

I don't get it, can you maybe explain?

[@Themtaters618]

@@sevtube4720 no

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@sevtube4720 Unus Annus?

[@WhipPlaysYT]

10:00 - 10:36 I love this part of the video!! *It's got what plants crave!!*

[@Delta354DLC]

Lmao same

[@skyblock9234]

i love marks content ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

[@neo4704]

It also is SUPERSIZED

[@chrisgeraci1630]

Skyblock923 fuck you

[@Ruby-ov5rt]

Skyblock923 you did not

[@reply4732]

@@chrisgeraci1630 CALM down! It's a joke

[@reply4732]

@@Ruby-ov5rt do what? Make a joke?

[@ultimatespidermanmenutheme5225]

*scans chips* here you go *put chips in cash rejester*

[@jayes-6557]

Ok

[@nikkip.2343]

learn to spell-_-

[@leomillan4622]

+MarkipIier fat and btw i was really effective this time almost clicked

[@midgamejeff-why-got]

+MarkipIier so legit wedsite

[@PoodiePieNasro]

+Benjamin Pervanic your pic is adorable ^-^

[@amg_agasi101]

1:34 " Everyones a criminal untill proven otherwise!" - Mark, 2016

[@sp1d3rzzz96]

WHEN HE SAID IM JUST GONNA CHUG THIS PINK STUFF CUZ IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN HAS ME DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@PencilSticks]

Who else was waiting for someone to try and rob the store?

[@lonelyash1136]

me

[@dezdez109]

me

[@vonnahcool2642]

lol me

[@hollycushman5841]

me

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

+Adam Whysong em

[@iammonkeygirl4632]

Mark: Have fun... with your diabetes. Me. 1993-2016.

[@randomrainbowkitten4997]

I died at that part too! XD

[@dantdmsnumber1fan3h48]

Random rainbow kitten

[@randomrainbowkitten4997]

Yes?

[@stacisirben8043]

JLeafYeti 39

[@dannyk0707]

LeafYeti 39

[@santinoliao5238]

11:08 the athletic bot sounds like mat pat when he says "energized"

[@lindseyfaircloth7796]

Her: He's probably cheating on me Him:

[@limestone0947]

it's got what plants cRAvE

[@kelli8470]

"It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!"

[@quetz8128]

I read this when he said it.

[@megamegatron99]

which time?

[@klaura6799]

Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person a

[@cursified]

Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person FIRE- MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SUN. SO PLANTS LIKE FIRE =)

[@spaaps]

O look it's a dog! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[@cooldude56g]

10:10 "I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!" *pauses video* *sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing* "HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"

[@mistathugdesolation]

+cooldude56g Brawndo.

[@cryptoooooooo]

+cooldude56g you're an idiot *wink*

[@spacebunbun5997]

I did the same thing XD

[@shadowqueenskye5415]

+cooldude56g From the movie, Idiocracy.

[@spacebunbun5997]

"But why do plants crave it?"

[@armandomorales9009]

18:23 he just starts zooming in😂

[@lucaspatrick8]

Job Simukator is 7 YEARS OLD!!!

[@jadephoenix5472]

"so shut about your sad life, IM A STORE CLERK!" -Markiplier

[@risavelle5007]

2016

[@lumirogen4432]

+Derpy Me!3 12

[@juliathewerewolf6194]

+Derpy Me!3 I have a green moustache necklace, but I'm not wearing it right now

[@sophiarodriguez2547]

hahahaha

[@jamiegee3822]

+TheRealZeldaFan some ketup too!!

[@ottmah8256]

“oOOoO, that looks-“ *”A C C E P T A B L E.”*

[@maevemilless4561]

nik Hello, I would like the buy these C H I P S.

[@cupcup.]

17:20 Jobbot: the human uprising of 2027 Me: *6 more years*

[@jpprainbow6140]

4 more years

[@varuunbadree]

3

[@Jasper_7635]

*corporate Bot: I need you to reload the stuff on the shelves.Well there you go you know the drill *Mark:Unplugged Entertainment......is it a P**n mag? its not s*xy at all* wait thats illegal?

[@heroofwinds3990]

"Can I have a meat cylinder?" "Excuse me!?" idk that part just killed me 😂😂

[@blueninja8250]

Hi Phil eggtree

[@im_a_spooon]

hey turn on the subtitles and look at 7:03

[@im_a_spooon]

and 10:55

[@Emma-te5el]

Ikr! I died laughing at that part

[@pietrodifioreandrade736]

oh just now i noticed the dirty part in it

[@MARUTITOXDAnimaciones]

13:40 Mark: Sees a guy Mark:steals his glasses Mark:puts on his glasses Mark:proceds to throw him his own glasses

[@arandomperson6596]

lol yea

[@diamondproductions9308]

He hit a guy, with glasses

[@jessicalinbarnett]

Lol 😂

[@get2thechageruwu805]

@@diamondproductions9308 well played :)

[@diamondproductions9308]

@@get2thechageruwu805 YOU GOT THE REFERENCE!!! 👍👍👍

[@dorazilwriting]

I love how he keeps throwing the tickets at his boss. lol

[@Just_Ben_YT]

14:38 that "wait a minute" was so genuine

[@maxpayne421]

Guy: keep the Change Mark: Fuck off! (Throws coin) :D

[@kaliyaht.6537]

+Keira Dineley you're such a dumbass. Learn to read bitch

[@trollllort9847]

+Keira Dineley learn to fucking read it's what he said IN VIDEO. Fucking asswhipe

[@D0NCH33T0]

+Raiven Lindsay Fight Club

[@josephg1125]

100th like

[@trollllort9847]

***** Love how you point out my comment yet you COMPLETELY ignore the others. Go sit on a pinecone ^^

[@kyioto2670]

Mark is literally what all store clerks think lol XD

[@ZombieKiller-me8tj]

I know right

[@halaenab9794]

lol if you see a store clerks mind you see Markiplier

[@jamessulok6084]

Bubblegum Crybaby uiiiii

[@chloe-jd9gy]

True

[@tomsventinieks5200]

Bubblegum Cryba

[@thecommonman9524]

19:44 "I can't go back to jail!"

[@Baloo..]

When you're watching this during the pandemic and just like: Robots?: Most likely 👌🏼

[@phraimergamer4844]

😂😂😂😂

[@GH0STMIILK]

Same bro

[@j.c.dicklegproductions9248]

" I know just the thing for distracting little girls! It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" -Markiplier, 2016

[@wellthatsjustprime4107]

SSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPEEERRRSSSIIIZZZEEE!!!! Had to sorry not sorry

[@StarflameCrimsonOfficial]

If that was taken the wrong way, Mark can go to robot jail.

[@nicholasthevlogger1888]

If that dont sound a little like a pedo i dont what is

[@Beeheeheee]

heh

[@stoopdoop1978]

I just realized how bad that sounds!😂😂

[@jaydencampbell7749]

waiting for the animation of this 😂

[@elizabethwalker3344]

+Jayden Campbell Yesssssssssssssss........

[@chxldishness6236]

Ayy fr

[@halogolden8239]

HI MARK!!!

[@agariopotato925]

+Jayden Campbell yeah xD

[@alysiaragbir7585]

😁😂😂

[@jkh861]

Robot costumer who doesn’t know anything about *ahem*: Can I get one of those *meat cylinders?* Mark (and admittedly me): *ExScUsE mE????*

[@pinkfrog07]

xD

[@davidzlotlow]

Same

[@dayanarapena9317]

🎶dirty mind, dirty mind. D-d-d-d-dirty mind🎶

[@dmoneys6963]

Mark: Fuck your charity! Has got to be one of my fav lines.

[@SynthLizard8]

Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away. I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.

[@mrbusinesss1]

Ikr

[@azeckhd524]

+PurpleStorm8 no cuz he didn't pee over them.

[@isaaccook1890]

+PurpleStorm8 I think it's just yet another example of his impulsivity.

[@shejan0986]

+Isaac Cook natural thing to do

[@uwufireball7564]

So true XD

[@alb.rhoades]

Me: How could you be mean to granny bot? How could you! Mark :'cause it has what plants crave.

[@thyanimalcrew1133]

Hahhahahahhahahahahahha

[@britishrailclass4767]

Mark:Shut up

[@Lizarenx]

Mark: scans chips Also mark: puts chips in the register

[@Sophia-mx8vz]

The funnie thing is, it's almost 2027

[@snowyyy009]

i T ' s G o T w H a T p L a N t S c R a V e !

[@TheDeviousDooDooDevourer]

looks at your icon

[@TheVOID561]

*YOUR ICON*

[@sanstheskeleton9073]

Brooks Largay hi, Flowey 😂

[@peypeey]

FLOWEYS REAL NAME CONFIRMED ITS BROOKS

[@sanstheskeleton9073]

Violexo AJ so he’s not Asriel!!!! Ohhh, the tea!

[@renbies2304]

*iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!*

[@aepheixa]

I need merch!

[@MrAnimus99]

Aw shit you didnt want any of this!!!!

[@darkness7885]

Yeah, human DNA

[@graplynnjacklynn]

I think its an idiocracy reference

[@yelhsaviolet1692]

SadMochi your comment was funny mine was more of I have no life

[@yo-yojetsetradio7380]

7:35 when he throws the ketch-up bottle at her then her mom show up I was like :😂😂😂

[@ItsHonski]

Ketch-up

[@idk_imbored77]

Havin a party huh mikan

[@yo-yojetsetradio7380]

@@idk_imbored77 BAHAA OMG THIS WAS FOREVER AGO 💀

[@devlinf157]

I cracked up when he said "If this says McLovin' imma be pissed"

[@TheAtomicWaffle]

*IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN*

[@ariesrenae4163]

The Atomic Waffle I hate to break it to you but I'm eating waffle right now!

[@darkness7885]

@@ariesrenae4163 I hate it t break it to you but I'm eating wolf right now!

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@darkness7885 I hate to break it to you, but I have a flashlight

[@kerrickfininen8124]

@@frenchsoldier8485 I hate to break this to you but I broke your flashlight

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@kerrickfininen8124 I hate to break it to you,but you go to Gulag

[@ineverlikedtorfanyways1358]

I love watching markiplier because *"It's got what plants crave!"*

[@Pursued12]

Bruh

[@jellybro-zl7xw]

Nice

[@ninjamac999]

It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!!!!!!!!

[@andrew_animation]

eLEcTroLYTes!

[@AnxiousHell]

(10:08)

[@LouM897]

4:30 Imagine walking into a shop and being served by Wilford

[@izzytepe]

the amount of nostalgia i have for this video is indescribable

[@buzvr_and_beezvr_blueyvr_rainy]

Fr tho

[@kaycrewe1148]

True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on. They let me keep the job anyway.

[@miac1379]

Kay Crewe XD really

[@digiphobia9416]

Kay Crewe Lying is a sin

[@aghasalih4289]

Kay Crewe

[@tacodagrouch9566]

Lol😂

[@s.sanchez9139]

Kay Crewe did you get robbed? If not, good fur you.

[@nullcw6521]

16:43 Mark: *drops burrito* Also Mark: *casually phases through the counter to pick it up*

[@corpsebunnn]

“It’s got what plants crave!- sh*t...” 😂😂😂

[@nightofni5783]

I love the Idiocracy reference in this "It's got what plants crave" 😂😂

[@PaytonTate]

"iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!!"

[@zenoxmusic61]

Mountain Scream, it’s got what plants crave!

[@stevogalaxy3692]

this series has a weird way of inducing pure nostalgia into my brain. Must've been that pink stuff

[@Jenwaaaa1]

real life pov: customer: walks in and asks for something Mark: pull the ticket Customer: you know i am here Mark: PULL THE TICKETT

[@maryy__mayy4023]

"ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" Had me dieing

[@avagvo]

The most hysterical parts were when he took their glasses and switched them out.

[@stupidgamersqidthe1st588]

no one: not a single soul mark: ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

[@kayleesmith6725]

I love this series! It's got what plants crave!

[@ravenisdying]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@devilsquad5055]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maxm6615]

Is this an Idiocracy reference?

[@texxinoncrystal6645]

@@maxm6615 Brondo. It's what plants crave.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@maxm6615 Possibly, but Mark says it multiple times in this video.

[@puncakesarepuns429]

10:19 Everytime I open a soda bottle.

[@moss8911]

So so true

[@codiandjaydenschannelcodia3684]

Ikr samee

[@dylan_day9731]

More like when my brother when he opens McDonalds ranch

[@aokadas3489]

Nobody like the comment, leave it as 69.

[@Hacker-lt4ge]

It's got what plants crave!

[@anan9266]

I remember watching this at my grandma's house, this still makes me happy :)

[@sp1d3rzzz96]

I like how when the customers are talkin Mark just tries to take off their accessories lol

[@anneguthre6449]

I like how mark takes the glasses off the robots

[@jade_blax]

Ann!e Guthr!e Yeah😂 He's so rude..poor robots :D

[@inkyt5748]

Agreed have u seen the old lady

[@MonochromicOutcast]

Ann!e Guthr!e boi i like it more when mark eats everything

[@firelordgamer1132]

Mark:" I'm just going to eat a burrito and forget all my troubles in another reality". Me: What are you going to put in that burrito?

[@butterduck6398]

Thanos.

[@HellfireXChaotica]

An unholy amount of meth.

[@dumbassnoodle3885]

mark: "unplugged weekly... IS THAT A PORN MAG?!" me: FOR ROBOTS

[@firespartans6170]

7:08 "I have just the thing to distract them." Goes for battery acid.

[@katimation9940]

"It's got what plants crave!" Yes.

[@yukimari-ren7106]

Yes.Just YES

[@goibniu1911]

I love that movie

[@Kryiade]

Not sure

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@goibniu1911 what movie?

[@rubik4239]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Idiocracy

[@MerpKingIsMe]

I love that the hot dogs have been burning the entire time

[@hannahoien6582]

who you passed 1st grade

[@kayotechno]

+Pascal Cat why can't you spell?

[@NukelearFallout]

Acidic Gamer Dumbass...

[@derpykat5]

The entire sequence from 10:00 to 10:35 is by far the best moment of the series

[@crystalsingleton1757]

Mark: *throws ticket at training robot* Robot: >:(

[@trevision3697]

remember,service with a smile! Mark:bobebaboop get the fuck out, I'm a STORE CLERK!

[@SilverDragon-xi4qf]

Mark- “I know the perfect thing for distracting little girls!” That’s not creepy at all

[@EndlessSummer888]

Actually, the creepy part about it is how he says "It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" Euphemisms. Euphemisms... everywhere.

[@anastasiathings3319]

I agree haha

[@mysticspace3369]

He meant in an innocent way tho

[@MissCirclethekindteacher]

Coming Back To This Is The Equivalent Of Smelling Something From Your Childhood Randomly

[@Vinceras]

Still watching this in 2024. Man...what a gem of a video lol

[@Awsomeguy-nd9qz]

I felt so bad when the granny came in and didn't win the lottery

[@shelbylockhart3560]

same

[@abovenbeyond2826]

Awsomeguy 10897 there's a chance she would it happened before

[@cringeworthycontentstudios8959]

Awsomeguy 10897 no offense but...I didn't 😎

[@inknation2912]

Thug Life

[@taytay0518]

Awsomeguy 10897 yeah and both jack and mark was mean to her but I believe they were playing

[@setomari]

Mark: *finds deadly fireworks* LOOK VERY DEEPLY INTO THIS TUBE!

[@ugabuga9729]

Mark should’ve played the grinch in the live action one He fits the role so well Have you seen him play Fnaf?

[@Im_random-oz9gs]

We are almost there THE HUMAN UPRISE OF 2027

[@mr.meeseeksuniverse3775]

Poor Markiplier he had to actually wear pants today :(

[@MisterJster]

XD

[@meismiles]

xD

[@wandawilliams2484]

...

[@paytonkemp8580]

+wanda williams what? 😕😕😕😴

[@beckypiskura205]

"If it says Mc Lovin Im going to be super pissed "

[@NukelearFallout]

Favorite line from Mark!

[@happygoluckydogeburgnester583]

*fireworks explode in ur face but make u powerful* BOOM! enjoy your new strength bro!

[@queenjaylavii]

I can't believe that the first time I watched this was the day after this came out and Mark has barely changed if you watch him now

[@biggestbruhmoment6996]

15:15 he just walked away wit tha firework going off 😆💯

[@oliviastockdale2322]

Bot: Can I also get one of those meat cylinders please? *EXCUSE ME?!?*

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

What? Oh, a dck

[@baconfalkon6127]

When I played this and heard that I'm like, uh, um... oh (while i was looking at the bot and then at my pants)

[@frankfonte3298]

I get it

[@lumberandleather8629]

YEAH BRO!

[@lumberandleather8629]

Bot: I FEEL SO ENERJIZED SO ENERGIZED! Mark: YOU DIDINT EVEN TAKE A SIP! Ps STUPID