FIRE IN THE KITCHEN!! | Job Simulator - VIVE

[@markiplier]

Let me be clear; I didn't say the N word. I wouldn't say the N word. I was saying the nursery rhyme and slurred, "Tigger" as I was moving on to something else. People love to twist words to try to fabricate a crisis when there is none.

[@mobley4560]

+Markiplier Weknow mark!!

[@martygahan95]

We know don't worry pal

[@mobley4560]

+Markiplier ILY!!

[@coreystephen9878]

+Markiplier As if you're racist. I'd never believe that hogwash.

[@kaizen4i]

Six seconds ago great....

[@_vortex_9011]

Mark: *blends moldy fruit/veg* *blends bugs* *blends protein pill* *adds mix to cube* bot: you need to eat it. Mark: *rethinks existence*

[@summergamer7650]

By far best part

[@uncagedaura7190]

Is also amused by 'neverending bread'

[@phamutninh4052]

Mark: OH FAVOR *ALL THE FAVOR*

[@jadenroberson1644]

This meme best meme

[@mjfan8704]

Reminds me of these videos on KZbin in 2009 or sometime then. It was about a guy using some 'high tech super blender' to blend things like ski equipment, food and laser pointers. The catchphrase was: "Will it blend?" I'm not the only one who's seen those.... right? Edit: I looked it up and apparently one of the first episodes was posted on KZbin on Oct. 30th 2006.

[@kaotic613]

Robot: *whispering* “hey human, can you help me out here?” Mark: *leans in slowly* “No”

[@Tobsimacaronsi689]

Hwhahahahahahaha

[@jotarokujo8990]

“No” -Markimoo

[@TheFerryManUltrakill]

Put the time stamp below this reply because I don't know where it starts!

[@TheFerryManUltrakill]

@Dabi Enersai thanks!

[@prathambajracharya7408]

@@Tobsimacaronsi689 Your jelly’s fan!?

[@cigarette_ahegao]

My new favorite thing is watching people forget things aren’t real: Mark: *tries to rest hand on countertop* Lauren: *tried to close a drawer by bumping into it with her crotch* Dan: *falls after trying to sit down*

[@alpha_froggo528]

OMG YES, SO RELATABLE

[@anuggetroblox5134]

I fell because of a damn desk in super hot VR is scary

[@fribigy47]

Me: Tries to lean on countertop

[@thedragonslayergamer8498]

@@fribigy47 My mom did that too.

[@therealodin87]

I tried to kick a drawer closed and ended up falling! 😂

[@KingEhrys98]

"What am I doing wrong?!?!" as he throws the fire extinguisher at the fire.

[@Error-ew4ee]

+Anung Un Rama lol

[@matthewherndon6488]

+Anung Un Rama IKR seriously Mark

[@elizabethwalker6534]

xD

[@KaRyu-zm2wf]

+Anung Un Rama He had a Spongebob moment. xD

[@MinasK.97]

+Anung Un Rama hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[@alexismartinez7168]

Mark: "I dont know" *casually puts cactus in microwave*

[@bearothebear9755]

You haven’t done that before

[@alexismartinez7168]

weston Howard duh. I was talking about mark😂 24:06

[@derpdudedatboi7455]

@@alexismartinez7168 r/wooooosh

[@alexismartinez7168]

@@derpdudedatboi7455 lol

[@mondyeah]

Wait... you eat cactus raw?

[@jacobfelt7809]

Robot: there’s a bot here to record an episode of a tv show Mark: THERES A BOMB

[@TheRealAdvm]

this comment has me dead 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@Slashes_To_Ashes]

After watching this video I don’t think Mark will be prepared for bomb diffuser😂

[@SSBummer]

21:07

[@TheBdog]

He sounded so concerned. 😂

[@crazedhumanoid5701]

*Markiplier gave a hot cake to Timmy.* *And he’s allergic to heat*

[@jenniflower6569]

Mark killed Timmy

[@darktaku4216]

Nice going Boss! This, right here, is why you're the best!

[@connorjones9116]

Well, he did say “is he gonna alerganize and explode?!”

[@mrpopcorn7127]

Rip timmy

[@realkingbacon1163]

He no big sleep

[@bernieman2394]

"I like to live dangerously." Last time he threw the hand at the wall

[@ashleahoague7787]

Hehe I remember that vid he made he throw it at the-lamp

[@arabellazacarias7474]

Hi

[@manemanera]

Can we please have a virtual reality video where we dont see the game at all but just watch Markiplier walking in circles talking to himself? XD

[@kittyhero5150]

+manemanera yesssssssssss

[@evilqueen6206]

Omg please!!!!!!

[@swinchester67]

I would love that

[@kingzaq5415]

+manemanera DO IT NOOOOWWWWW

[@miyatheangel1897]

yes

[@holly2205]

14:40 Robot: Hey Human can you help me out here? Mark: ......no 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emugad4228]

lol

[@alyss_aq]

i liked that part

[@odayaka8262]

Holly That’s my sister saying to Help her pick up Clothes and I’m like No.. (yes I’m Lazy leave Me alone-

[@WRWC1L2]

It's eyes narrowed... it has feelings... Plus if artificial intelligence is not stronger then us and we still lost the war then we are screwed

[@madeleinelacour5877]

Job Bot: tries to relate to Mark by saying “Mmm, just like Mom Bot used to make”. Mark: “You don’t have a mother”.

[@VlogsbyLogan]

I LEGIT LAUGHED AT THAT PART!!!!!!

[@ShokyoLeaf]

@@VlogsbyLogan fr

[@VlogsbyLogan]

@@ShokyoLeaf it was so funny!!

[@JAWhite-j1w]

I still quote it to this day

[@trapanddubstepchicken5206]

I love how mark just chucks everything in the blender

[@seahawktheanimus9555]

Trap and dubstep chicken its funny how he just chucks everything at other robots

[@SynthwaveJade]

Trap and dubstep chicken yea

[@itscc2004]

Trap and dubstep chicken sounds like me when my mom says to start dinner

[@8496trish]

WTF

[@zeromortalplan777]

Wow

[@ihavestuff8361]

Chef Bot: there's a bot here- Mark: THERE'S A BOMB?!

[@liamaltork2551]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@djrdjin3797]

21:05

[@abstract_space_]

The scream when Mark find a the bugs on the ground is too much xD

[@rblxmac]

These are Computer chips

[@anamashnlordv8811]

Djgdjbydygydugysyshd

[@Muncle_]

When

[@ravena2692]

It right lol

[@jun.slefteyeball]

@@Muncle_ yea

[@CT-Polski]

13:39 PROCESSING ACTION 56% 69% 84% 100% COMPLETE RECOMMENDED ACTION: SCREAM

[@rayray1727]

Mark : *Looks at pizza* I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS Me : *dies laughing*

[@scarigamez]

Same

[@andrearamos3429]

I agree😂😂

[@dr.tankenstien]

SAME!!!!

[@itsalmost2am525]

I laughed even hard when he ate a perfect pizza...

[@superheavyxd2684]

Same 😆

[@bronwenklein971]

13:35 Mark: **lays hand on stove** Mark: *loading ... loading ... loading ...* Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@personperson3515]

Mark: *HIGH PICHED SCREAMING*

[@disconator2789]

@@personperson3515 ok

[@personperson3515]

noe garcia ok

[@Npcyt]

13:43 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Npcyt]

That was so funny I started dying of laughter XD

[@FlareDrafox]

7:18 - 7:22 I laughed so hard, Just imagining that in real life. XD Mark: "WANT SOME MORE TEA?" *(Throws the tea kettle across the room, spilling everywhere.)* Mark: "Ah shit, I missed!"

[@cosmicboi1650]

Mmm yes indeed quite. Tea and crumpets. I'm gonna throw it to you ya bastard.

[@coolbazil2122]

Same I laughed so hard 😅

[@jakebones4646]

"You forgot your milk bitch!" Throws milk across the room

[@gabriellagehman8993]

@@cosmicboi1650 😭😂

[@gabriellagehman8993]

@@jakebones4646 XD

[@jdplaystuba]

Can’t believe this was 4 years ago. Didn’t feel like that long ago.

[@Avery_DaGOAT]

XD

[@yxchanstr]

5 now

[@Oddity58]

5 years ago now

[@ohN0thing]

Same

[@onionygoodness4056]

5

[@antonhagbox02]

*mark lays hand on stove* Mark's mind: processing... processing... Mark: UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!

[@somethingbad7157]

Tyler Hagenbaugh lol

[@rocothegreat]

LMAO

[@agiftfromgod5839]

Tyler Hagenbaugh lol yes thats me every time i cook

[@ava_likes_icecream3972]

Tyler Hagenbaugh IMAO when that part came I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂👌

[@haydee1423]

Art, Life, And FUN 206 you're in like every comment lol

[@john-michon]

2:04 Mark:*they call it, egg bennedick* Scott:*im gonna do what's call a pro gamer move*

[@theeagleoftheeye4830]

Opok

[@Tobsimacaronsi689]

Very true

[@mars8504]

Oh my God you're right

[@brunildaperez6667]

@Aperture Science that's how mark said it so they wrote it like that.

[@desktop_artist3243]

LMAO

[@gex6940]

Mark has eaten: Bacon Crumpets And a meat block with old fruit, insect and protein pill juice

[@macyward7108]

You forgot he took a bite out of the kids birthday pizza lol

[@aepheixa]

Don't forget a chicken leg

[@Wolfy.-.]

Caution: Gaming and pizza

[@MasterMarx]

@@macyward7108 The pizza was toxic.

[@uh-idunnowhattoputinhere2375]

How about a brunt Bacon

[@MrMaradok]

I love how the Chef Ramsey Bot had an “on screen” and “off screen”persona. You can even see the real Chef Ramsey like that as well by looking at his shows that are on BBC. It’s like looking at a totally different person, like if he merged with Bob Ross.

[@Donutlover]

Mark: **sees bugs** Mark: **screams** Mark: **starts slapping them while screaming**

[@departmentofunifiedprotect2337]

I’ve watched this part for a solid 10 minutes now

[@Addibaddii]

Me every time I see any bug lmao

[@danielleimmink3407]

Lol 😂

[@Honkey_Hill_Productions]

Who else but Fischbach?

[@quinnsanity101]

at 20:01 "well we're- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[@psycomaticpenguin]

*tosses bugs to the side in panic*

[@robinlaceishere]

*manly screaming*

[@brianthemagicminion1464]

Yikes! That’s no good!

[@derpdudedatboi7455]

You really can't capture the sound of his voice in a comment

[@jpprainbow6140]

-We are gonna need to do something about these guys... get rid of them, quick!-

[@nicole_cat0]

16:44 “my sweet! I *emotion* you! Will you *enter a legally binding partnership* with me?”

[@voidify4556]

No.

[@blake8109]

Yes

[@VibeyViberson]

*credits roll again*

[@yomommadidurfriendsmomshus4050]

Job bot: “It’s not like there’s gonna be a fire anytime soon.” *Five minutes later* Mark: *throwing fire extinguisher at customer*

[@liamaltork2551]

14:31 Imagine an actual chef spying on kids to if they will explode with allergies

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

I always forget that Mark has legs....

[@sleepy4life178]

+IzzyGoneCrazy lol I know right!

[@nolifegamer5125]

MARK HAS LEGS OMG

[@lukeking4979]

+IzzyGoneCrazy lol

[@wtnb.e_]

i thought he had a cyborg wheel

[@oliverdelrosario2080]

You have gone crazy, IzzyGoneCRAZY

[@Fyrus]

0:23 He just said Tiger/Tigger really fast that it sounds slurred. Ya'll need to calm down, looking at you Keemstar

[@valerie_baby]

XD

[@OpossumPartyy]

lol

[@user-yq8ch8mi7s]

+Lewis Nelson it's the way the rhyme goes "eenie meenie minie mo, catch a tigger by it's toe"

[@Comedyhorror]

+RadicalFyrus are you stupid

[@jacobjames4537]

+ComedyHorror Why is he stupid? smh

[@youngbhaddie2381]

20:01 when he started slapping the bugs it sent me .😂

[@beanie2370]

16:11 Someone walks into the room and sees Mark dancing in silence Then slowly backs out

[@apetnamedsteve4406]

the randomly chosen one *ok then…* *slowly backs away*

[@arthigar2404]

Just imagine if a robber shows up and sees mark... *Looks like I'm not robbing this house*

[@snakeperson3930]

I dont see anyone

[@faithiles6763]

@@snakeperson3930 r/wooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhh

[@snakeperson3930]

@@faithiles6763 what does that mean

[@joshuajung3178]

20:01

[@skyeshuttle9911]

It's 4 A.M and I'm having a mad giggle attack thanks to this comment, thank you for being a cool person

[@epicgamermozzie8351]

Legend man

[@EmeraldSogeking]

To Be Continued

[@rhiannonharrigan6738]

In my head I'm humming h HH hhh

[@moththompson8906]

“I love corn” **unus aunnus flashbacks**

[@AlexJones-vo9tb]

Why must you hurt me this way?

[@plagueofficiale]

*a u n s*

[@toolbox6386]

*Come on down and get some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn*

[@peachyfizz7496]

*pathetic sobbing*

[@followerofannus1610]

UNUS ANNUS *UNUS ANNUS*

[@thegongoozler5920]

Mark: “When we moved back to Glendale. . .” Me, having seen Unus Annus: G L E N D A L E

[@raidersrevenge9428]

I see u everywhere on these vids!

[@neon.pink.productions]

LMAO

[@wolfking1883]

Glendale!!!

[@wolfking1883]

@DIEGO CASTILLON memento Mori

[@osciemon]

@@wolfking1883 memento mori

[@pulmonaryedema7469]

Place is on fire Mark:* throwing fire extinguisher at fire* Mark: What am i doing wrong?!

[@grayle5444]

I'm pretty sure throwing the extinguisher at the fire is how you do it. That's what I always do.

[@JohnaMan327]

Spongebob did that once.

[@iifire9421]

My life in a nutshell..

[@aavila5335]

stop your guna Mack marck thank he is stuoped

[@fuyucos8405]

A Avila Stop it your going to make mark think he's stupid*** Acually your stupid

[@banananutbread7170]

"Add a little garnish, a- a litt-a little--IT'S BLOCKED BY THE CORN, THE CORN IS TOO THICK--a little garnish..."

[@xbloosaber]

10:10. i don't know why, but this line hit me the hardest XD Mark: YOU FORGOT YOUR MILK B*TCH *flings milk*

[@_chocosaurus_]

same

[@VibeyViberson]

You know what else hit the hardest? *The milk.*

[@jaimeberry5621]

He did not say the n-word, I replayed the footage and put captions on. He said "catch a tiger." 0:21

[@charliehewitt3455]

Trigger

[@RebbecaBofficial]

Or replay speed

[@roatninthethird]

he said tiger really fast he didnt say the n word

[@l.ingram14]

Yeah!!

[@gavinrosine3700]

When people say tigger and confuse it they get triggered

[@galaxyeclipsegacha3185]

Timmy: * talkin bout apple crap * Mark: * burning his hand on stove * *HUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU!*

[@orangelake2268]

Mark: *Puts hand on stove* PROCESSING.................... COMPLETE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mrflimflam9844]

@@orangelake2268 ddß

[@dayanarapena9317]

Everyone loves those small moments of Markiplier being Markiplier

[@carterstevenson6009]

*Chef:* “Hi, I’m chef Ramsey.” *Boss music:* {Intensifies}

[@itsmoonlight_blossom8126]

Carter Stevenson ITS RAW DISGUSTING!

[@severablegibbon]

I thought of an electric guitar version of pirates of the Caribbean theme

[@nextscitt5046]

**Giorno’s theme intensifies**

[@isagheponticilli3285]

wheres the lamb S A U C E

[@XpertMoment]

Omfg it’s hilarious how he treats the customers. They just walk in and mark throws a fire extinguisher at their face

[@Error-ts7tt]

2:29 When you want your bacon so hard you merge through walls.

[@eatenjaguar9854]

Americans get some shit done if you promise offerings of bacon

[@clactiction5846]

Amélie Jones I

[@gracelovell3969]

Amélie Jones I dont like bacon ...😂

[@angelkid4576]

Grace Lov. Who are you????

[@gracelovell3969]

Angel Kid457 😂😂😂 I saw this in my notifs and I'm like what. Then clicked it and was like ohhhhh that makes sense lol. I get that reaction alot

[@Mybookishbehaviour]

14:17 the ding dong had me dying! 😂🤣

[@ladyhorror7215]

This is how Gordon Ramsay started his career, working in the back of a shitty restaurant throwing food at customers and yelling at them

[@rightyloosey8554]

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?

[@MiguelAngel-dz5yx]

Lady Horror 25:40 Bot Ramsey 😂

[@turg9115]

Lady Horror Lmao 😂😂😂

[@tomlantz4550]

Lady Horror your right

[@lizzydraws4515]

Lady Horror " OI!!!!! THIS FOOD IS S**T!!!!!! WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!??!!??!!?!?

[@demonprincess9680]

Mark: "Eh, a flower never hurt anybody" Flowey: "You Idiot"

[@mothgyaru3158]

*ITS KILL OR BE KILLED!! HAHAAHAHHAA

[@Gingermation]

@@mothgyaru3158 *ITS COOK OR BE COOKED*

[@shrimpzu_6087]

Y e s

[@juliodaguy]

@@Gingermation *ITS SERVE OR BE SERVED*

[@Gingermation]

@@juliodaguy *ITS I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE JOKES HELP*

[@novastarship2341]

Mark screams,"what am I doing wrong" when the restruant was on fire.,so his solution is instead of spraying the fire extinguisher. He throws it at the 🔥

[@nuggets6073]

Novastarship no,he got it...eventuly

[@blade4304]

Mom bot: I forgot to mention that little Timmy is deadly allergic to tomatoes! Can you make him a special slice? What do you want instead of sauce on your pizza, Timmy? Timmy: I want sauce! Apple sauce! Mark: *slowly burns hand on grill* SCREEEEEEEEE

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

I love how job bot is casually watching that bot run around while being on fire

[@amateurman5134]

I love how when someone asks mark to help them propose, he immediately tries to eat the ring. Classic mark.

[@lake_eats_soup]

"I am drooling everywhere but that's because I'm losing my mind and it's oozing out my butt"

[@almabeltran4072]

If you lose your mind it oozes out your butt -Markiplier 2017 XD

[@meandmygoatmom8593]

20:00 never ask mark for help with ANY infestation problems

[@ablekitten5744]

YUNO GASAI!!!

[@trashcanofpuns8466]

Me and My Goat Mom I had HEADPHONES ON. My Ears died.

[@thed1sciple166]

I would ask mark for help... (Later I watch the video) oh, never mind

[@jacquelinegaff677]

true

[@meandmygoatmom8593]

Yes

[@joshtrew4083]

Mark:i dont use wrist straps i like to live dangerisly Me: last time u threw the remote

[@galaxypotatocat3236]

yeah more like he took off his...as mark says: fake ass dumb shit, and threw it across the damn room.

[@apricotta_08]

Yeah. And it hit one of his lamps.

[@darkgodplaysgames136]

13:38 at 0.25 speed. Markiplier: *makes siren head sounds*

[@sunnystars1280]

Mark: This is absolutely not juicy. But ignorance is bliss! *Darkiplier has entered the chat*

[@devynwyma3153]

Matrix Mark has entered the chat

[@lavasqrl702]

I knew someone else would get that!

[@HardcoreHC92]

"Oh! that would be better than putting it on the counter!" LMFAO Whered my bacon go?! 😂😂😂😂

[@kaylas2067]

Job Bot : Mmm just like mom bot used to make Mark : *YoU DoNT HavE A moTHeR*

[@flutterandfu1127]

Yea

[@cherryshycutedontmakeherma3049]

Kayla Sbrocchi savage

[@thatantagkinnie26]

27:12 It’s so funny to me that Mark didn’t connect the dots that the chef guy was a joke about Gordon Ramsey 😂

[@thx4chrckingin]

I think he did. He said, "Oh, not you!!"

[@btsislifeuchimchimislifeu2199]

Him throwing the whole wine bottle at job bot always gets me

[@honeysoych]

Bts is lifeu Chimchim is lifeu ARMYYYY

[@lizzy1886]

@@honeysoych Army!!! =3

[@jhopeisyouronlyhopeproduct8535]

-zooms in on job bot- You don’t have a mom Me:*dies laughing *

[@leoniebossert4835]

Jhope is your only hope Productions me too xD

[@gundamtanaka829]

oh my g o d Virtual reality robotic g o r d a n r a m s e y

[@garbage_puppy]

OMG I love this gggiuuuyyy! You get me bro

[@emilysmyth4590]

@@garbage_puppy I love Ramsay too with his line WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

[@gloomytwoshoes]

Ramsay

[@mobzollerthememeguy6765]

Damnit, it is RAMSAY you bafoon!

[@aquarium.pebbles]

who else thinks that Gordon Ramsey should watch the markiplier makes series

[@daniellepg]

“I’m gonna be on TV!” Yes. Yes you are, Mark. I’m so excited to see you on Netflix!

[@telegraam-me-1godzu002]

👆👆👆👆👆👆 Hit up and get the swt reward🎁💫 you deserve 🤞

[@thatoneartist1550]

"I've never made pizza before" "I don't know how to make pizza" Little did he know that a year later he would create "Markiplier Makes: Pizza"

[@mirillis6083]

ThatOneArtist 1 That was a good one

[@mickrabbit_]

ThatOneArtist 1 true

[@quickninja903]

ThatOneArtist 1 🤯

[@lindseyfiorito82]

he all so made cake

[@xgoogly7474]

Best. Video. Ever. This deserves triple chins! :)))

[@yourallygod8261]

+xGoogly what about four chan :)))) (pun intendo :D )

[@dinofinger]

+xGoogly sorry, not that much funny for me :/

[@garrettstone9065]

+jh176882 jh176882 No. The boys he was referring to were Matt and Ryan.

[@bigvidboi4909]

get your shit straight arin

[@the_hollow_goblin7975]

:D))))))))))))) this actually deserves 12 chins

[@mr.sandwich4447]

Mark: *sees blender* that’s saves so much space Also Mark: I’m gonna stick my hand in there 3:52

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

I love how wildly inconsistent Mark's dialogue can be. He can be extremely distraught, but scream "I love you" at whatever characters he's interacting with; or he can be completely unbothered by anything and hurl insults unprovoked.

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

Yeah. I've never laughed harder at the progression of a conversation

[@gabrielaguzman3190]

Job bot : ahh just like mom bot use to make it Mark: you don't have a mother Job bot : just looks at mark 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jencb7327]

Mark you assume everything. 1. You assumed someones circuitry (He/She is probably triggered) 2. You assumed that Job Bot does not have a mom Aaaannd as I typed #2 he said thad he does not have a mother. Lol

[@Manglefan-yf8gn]

Gabriela Guzman #sadness 😂

[@theblacknight1879]

Gabriela Guzman we have the same last name

[@gabrielaguzman3190]

Manglefan 0218 I sub to u 😋

[@gabrielaguzman3190]

Cesar Guzman I know 😋😁

[@sashagator5556]

I crack up every time he throws something at the bots 😂😂😂

[@marcline7292]

Mark: *Gets out pot to make tea* Me who is British : USE A KETTLLEE

[@widCr_Kd]

That’s what I was thinking!😂

[@hezriizmir5992]

BRI’ISH?!

[@KayakReviewer]

Pre'ey stoopid innit?

[@HyperrealisticLuigi]

bri'ish isn't funny anymore, it's like among us

[@lifesux2403]

As an American I can say for sure that using the deep fryer is a much more efficient way to make tea

[@goodname9470]

Throws fire extinguisher at the fire

[@radioactivian]

Wrong way :P

[@Beeheeheee]

There, alllllllll fixed :)

[@is_ya_boy_7186]

Boom

[@C0tt0n_Ey3d_J03]

Job bot: mmmmm just like mum bot used to make Mark: you don’t have a mother Job bot: TRIGGEEEERED ME: *weezing fits of failure to keep in laughter cuz I’m supposed to be asleep cuz I have skool tomorrow but I don’t care*

[@gmullen666]

Me right now... literally... It's 12:45 AM I got 4 hours sleep last night

[@thelilinator6405]

Well you should go school to learn. But dido

[@faitherpietem3643]

Same xD

[@friskdreemurr2252]

Go To SlEEp SaNs!!!!

[@friskdreemurr2252]

@Valerie Farquharson I'm in 5th XD

[@broadwaybound21]

Mark: Oh.. I’m in a place I shouldn’t be.. Me: 🤔 Me: Where has my mind gone.. Mark: Into the deep depths of the ocean. Me: Yeah, you’re probably right.

[@soup_isgood6443]

Cerys Smith agreed🤫🤫🙃🙃

[@rebeccahouser9659]

Mark: what am I doing wrong!? Mark: proceeds to throw the fire extinguisher instead of using it

[@sophieleventhal1949]

The sadness in Mark's voice when he says "you don't have a mother" then it just cuts to the next scene Also I love how he questions the logic behind the microwave even though he did a sketch like that with popcorn

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Linxy Z There’s no difference between Sketch and Skit, idiot. I want to call you a dumbass, but I want to be at least kind of nice for once.

[@yourmother9125]

7:59 every uncle at a wedding b like

[@user-he1fc7ow6w]

*yes*

[@kingofmemes5147]

@@user-he1fc7ow6w have U a SPID meme?

[@lover_boy8630]

Facts

[@junkyie]

this is my father on a daily basis

[@Tobsimacaronsi689]

Yep my uncle actually did that at my moms wedding

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

Take a shot everytime Mark accidentally eats something or throws stuff at his customers.

[@kattriella1331]

And now I have alcohol poisoning. -_- Thanks, friend.

[@iamadoughnut.839]

Kattriella Draws Noooo! He meant a shot of water :(

[@claudianine9]

I am a Doughnut. XD

[@cinnabun4598]

MrWhatdafuBOOM I just killed 13 people.

[@sucksatmostthings3241]

I'm Not Dfunk Your *HIC* Dfun...Dfun... *Collapses* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[@sanisduties2248]

"Im loosing my mind and its oozing out my butt!" -Markiplier 2016

[@myth0s]

SilverFire Gaming lol

[@geneemurry6618]

if you remove the i in Sanis its sans...

[@pissbaby113]

Veronica Frame what?

[@immaculate3128]

Practically all the hentai's plot... Mark, rethink what you said!

[@viscountlorddruitt2971]

Sanis Duties buetifull lol

[@spookshima]

That Part When he Was Dancing Though! xD

[@stephaniemacias5696]

Comet The Bunny the funniest part

[@chaosbrownie9139]

Best part

[@mishyfushiko5175]

Not sure if I want Mark to cook if I was invited at his home...

[@taffox3566]

Mishy Fushiko Hahaha

[@bremstonesvlog3621]

+Mishy Fushiko he would throw an order slip at your face lol

[@mishyfushiko5175]

***** Yeah, I'm afraid he would do that XD

[@mishyfushiko5175]

Andre Gon If I'm eaten by Mark, I wouldn't care being changed into popcorn.

[@romeofilms5739]

I'll take my chances eating at a Mexican restaurant in Oakland with a known history of cockroach infestations over any of the food that Mark could make (Not really)

[@metalstaup]

Markiplier: breaking everything Me: (cries inside) old markiplier is gone

[@Imjudah-]

Has he changed I haven’t watched any of his later vids other then unus annas

[@metalstaup]

Yeah if saw his videos from 2012-2013-2014 and 2015 he was a lot different back then he's more healthy and professional than he was in the 2010's back then his catch phrases were shut up wade , bloop super juice , and punch you straight in the Gabba. Yeah like I said he's way different now than he was back then

[@bannie1319]

Me in a kitchen "I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY EATING STUFF" Edit: Oh my god,all those likes? Really? Thanks :3

[@raidedsalt7110]

I was half expecting mark to be able to drink the stuff in the blender when he shoved his face into the liquid.

[@dennisparraga9626]

Same

[@koolhawk1326]

Same here XD

[@viltekesminaite4859]

Me too Sploox. Me too

[@theseeker3383]

Lol I'm the opposite I'm so picky I actually don't eat alot. I m sneaky By putting a napkin on my food and throwing it away so my mom doesn't know.

[@Kho.z]

12:43 Mark: Nuke it at a 1000 megawatts. Is it just me or do I find it very funny

[@hahaloser6376]

nah, me too bro.

[@severablegibbon]

**In toad voice** LAUNCH THE NUKES!

[@goosegaming5821]

@@severablegibbon Toad? Like toad from Mario or a real toad

[@severablegibbon]

@@goosegaming5821 mario

[@goosegaming5821]

@@severablegibbon Oh the toads finally know how to defeat bowser

[@sammykenny]

“Why would you heat a kettle on a grill?” *Mark why would you make tea in a giant pot?*

[@Supermynci9000]

He's a witch. It's tradition.

[@Valkyrie109_]

It's how most people from the countryside do it along with bigger restaurants that have to make it in bulk

[@scoria0]

16:56 “YAY! Why’d you run away?!” He’s doing what most dads do, off to get the milk

[@shisamoshisamo515]

Nobody: Mark: eating from the grill

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

Which he didn't intend XD

[@ufufu_yippeeiei]

Nah, i too eat from the grill.

[@screamindog8772]

you don’t eat from the grill?

[@kyrasmith3268]

Did anybody else start dying when he was hitting the bugs and screaming lmfaoo

[@choccymiruku3508]

Yes XDD

[@magiihorse9798]

Kyra Smith HELL YA

[@sharifahhatcher9644]

I couldn't stop laughing when he saw those bugs!XD

[@snowwolfproductions]

sharifah hatcher lmao I couldn't stop laughing either XD

[@stevenyounts4954]

sharifah hatcher fed fg

[@khaho1756]

sharifah hatcher I think those are hexbugs lol

[@ambalypuff6598]

sharifah hatcher that scream made me jump at first then when he started smacking them I damn near pissed myself laughing

[@merryethan2497]

I love how mark blends up the bugs off of the floor 😂

[@tulipc3l]

The part when he was like "but who gives a SHHHIIITTTT" i'm dying XDDD

[@jackieemo826]

Mark: I use to work at a restaurant. Me: dosn't look like it.

[@themothman2052]

Are you a non believer

[@jackieemo826]

Itsyour boilucifer no

[@supersayianhawke7190]

Jackie Emo lol

[@june_005]

Jackie Emo Maybe he didn't make the food :/

[@jackieemo826]

Madoka Kaname i was just kidding

[@alemon4530]

Bot: Hello human. I’m chef Bot Ramsey Markiplire: *oh god*

[@crysmonterymard9601]

Markiplier not markiplire

[@severablegibbon]

Crys Monterymard Jesus it’s a year old leave the dinosaur alone

[@hazeltree7738]

@@crysmonterymard9601 *Markyplierr

[@iLovedads_82]

The part when Markiplier put his “hand” on the oven and then started to scream just got me laughing so much! 😂

[@Arkain7]

20:15 "How about an irradiated cactus?" Markiplier 2016

[@brianlsharp71]

*IRRADIATED CACTUS* MY FAVORITE

[@AdmiralRamirez7]

The hell man!!!

[@Bi0Hazard0us]

"You dont have a mother..." I died bruh

[@melissarackley-whitmer3075]

8:40

[@delaney3649]

Same, I'm a ghost that is now haunting the computer

[@susanaarteaga8708]

lol ikr

[@nightcoregirlyourworstnigj7645]

he dose have a mom her name is mother bord

[@chiragsenapati4770]

Lol

[@Thomas-hc7cr]

Job bot: "mmmmm just like mom bot" mark: "you don't have a mother...." I almost choked laughing

[@futuristicfriends98]

Thomas Jackson SAME

[@CrabbyMcCrab11]

Mark just stared him in the eyes and flat out said "you dont have a mother"😂😂

[@Manglefan-yf8gn]

Thomas Jackson LMAOOOO

[@AmandaVee83]

When

[@AmandaVee83]

Nevermind

[@user-pp4lz5ei6v]

Job bot: just like my mom made it Mark:...u don't have a mother

[@seancat948]

He has a motherboard if that counts

[@suctionbucket5280]

@@seancat948 oh fuck thats funny😂

[@almabeltran4072]

Mark in Reality: I’m not scared of bugs... Mark in VR: (*Sees a Bug*) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Me: Whats the backward logic here? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@PlaguedbyJas]

SMITHTUBER906 NAAAH I THOUGHT HE WAS AFRAID OF DRAGONS THAT SHIT CANDY CORN

[@prowlingtiger2226]

@@S906-q4d I'm disappointed in you

[@WorldWeave]

It’s Markiplier, don’t question it

[@jenniflower6569]

Mark: Eats a bug Also Mark: terrified of bugs in job sim

[@LordDaroon]

Sees robo bugs :AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@amberjohnson6835]

He is so girly

[@puncakesarepuns429]

my favorite part.

[@aarepelaa1142]

I had dem robot bugs when i was.first grade im twelwe

[@aarepelaa1142]

Im soont at sixht.grade

[@海斗一郎]

Shadow The Hedgehog I'm Sonadow trash.

[@reallynotdamien]

When Mark reacted to the magic microwave it reminded me of the popcorn video

[@chloelovesseptiplier6382]

BlockyHorror2005 OH MY GOD SAME XD POPCORN I'M GONNA GET SOME POPCORN NOW

[@haileydods8535]

BlockyHorror2005 I read this comment and my mom came in with popcorn

[@grellsutcliff8237]

BlockyHorror2005 *YES!!*

[@kyliegamer7410]

*JEEPERS* *CREEPERS* u r sertently creepers

[@eliteclonetrooper5391]

Hybrid0x *-yes ikr-*