Shad: *talking about encountering kobolds, goblins and other lesser mobs* "I can draw these conclusions from my subjective experience..." Guys, Australia is truly W I L D
@MrDmitriRavenoff3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen a huntsman spider? I'd use a Warhammer against them. I can patch the drywall afterwards.
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
@@MrDmitriRavenoff napalm. Nothing short of that will work against such abominations.
@SpectrumDT3 жыл бұрын
The spear, meanwhile, is for emus.
@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin3 жыл бұрын
*"'Stralia is truly woild."
@Cyromantik3 жыл бұрын
Shields are a natural choice vs. Drop Bears.
@commander31able603 жыл бұрын
I disagree - you can offend multiple people with a spear. just say "spear is better than sword". for even more damage, say "spear is better than katana".
@vaughnjohnson87673 жыл бұрын
So true tho
@IdiotN43 жыл бұрын
I'd like to watch someone argue the spear over a katana... against a giga weeb.
@TheHistoricalFencingGuild3 жыл бұрын
Because it is.
@IdiotN43 жыл бұрын
@@TheHistoricalFencingGuild Trying to start a fight, are ya?
@TheHistoricalFencingGuild3 жыл бұрын
@@IdiotN4 LOL, just stating my observations.
@Thesandchief3 жыл бұрын
imagining a barbarian sitting in the guild and doing a detailed statistical analysis of what monsters they're most likely to encounter brings me joy.
@epauletshark37933 жыл бұрын
And the barbarian is about 3 feet tall. And very drunk.
@JamesTheCelestial3 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, barbarians can do this! Especially in DnD terms, where Barbarian just means "melee guy who gets really angery", so there's a lot of room for stuff like this.
@icantafford3 жыл бұрын
In my setting there are a few regions with barbarian tribes. Each region and each tribe within those regions have distinct cultures and differences in morality. Every one of them however is very intelligent in combat (on both the individual and battlefield level). It makes sense that they would be as they are constantly fighting and stupid individuals or tribes would be annihilated in short order. It's only when they try to enter civilization where they are seen as stupid or brutish in contrast due to being of fundamentally incompatible cultures.
@JamesTheCelestial3 жыл бұрын
@@icantafford Perfect! I like that. Being creative with the class
@icantafford3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesTheCelestial To be honest, I didn't think it was thst creative. Just something that made in-world sense.
@DigitalJedi3 жыл бұрын
That bit about dragons breathing fire being basically napalm is actually one of my favorite explanations for how a dragon could breathe fire. They produce something like a thick venom that contains a chemical that combusts in the air, like phosphorus, and then spew it with internal pressure at an enemy. I subjected my players to a very realistic experience with this stuff a while ago.
@jamesblakeley43293 жыл бұрын
As in using actual dragon’s fire on them? Sounds pretty dangerous
@DigitalJedi3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesblakeley4329 No just regular napalm. Honestly though the party had to retreat through an area covered in burning liquid.
@jamesblakeley43293 жыл бұрын
@@DigitalJedi Ahh, I was trying to make a bad joke taking advantage of your wording but it didn’t make sense. If I remember correctly How To Train Your Dragon (the books) had the same idea for dragon fire, as well as the Dragonology books. I do love the idea of having dragon fire left flaming in the environment though, makes more sense than a burp of fire that leaves instantly
@andrewfisher10513 жыл бұрын
Dragon Gleek, I like it.
@PercyKqv3 жыл бұрын
I love that
@MansMan420693 жыл бұрын
"Armour is just body-shaped shields." - someone, probably
@greatlegacyoftanks55113 жыл бұрын
*cough* - Sylas Grayson, probably *cough*
@DankDazzlers3 жыл бұрын
why is he wearing studded leather
@greatlegacyoftanks55113 жыл бұрын
@@DankDazzlers I don’t know if your joking or not?
@TechnoMinarchist3 жыл бұрын
A shield is just hand held armour.
@nathancarroll49543 жыл бұрын
@@TechnoMinarchist Would you say that shields are the only true ARMor? Please excuse me for the bad pun.
@ericswinson37193 жыл бұрын
31:42 "If you're fighting a mob of little creatures..." Anakin Skywalker has joined the chat
@crazyroundman70493 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to shads next video titled 'Analysing the realism in the yoynglings scene'
@thayspamacheno6283 жыл бұрын
@@crazyroundman7049 Everyone knows Obi-Wan's high ground would be way cooler if it had MACHICOLATIONS.
@ussxrequin3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...spear, or lightsaber? Spear? Or lightsaber? *dramatic scene where we have to choose*
@mr.awesome83993 жыл бұрын
That's dark!
@ussxrequin3 жыл бұрын
@*진Jin So, a really long lightsaber then?
@luigimario23823 жыл бұрын
The most effective weapon against a fairy: The tennis racket
@Cyromantik3 жыл бұрын
Or a cheese grater on a chain.
@superfluous97263 жыл бұрын
Those electric rackets that are for flies.
@BeansAndWeens3 жыл бұрын
@@superfluous9726 rock salt air guns
@coolsenjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@@superfluous9726 I think you mean cold iron fly swatter with shock enchantment
@kdavidsmith13 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES" - Harry Dresden.
@MikhailZuev-k1x3 жыл бұрын
"So how do you get protection and not need a shield?" Plot armor. Best armor.
3 жыл бұрын
just be protagonist :D
@yodathe60373 жыл бұрын
Cloth armor is best armor 👌
@ryangunwitch-black2 жыл бұрын
Gotta start banging Drizzt. Best armor ever.
@lightningkitten Жыл бұрын
trojan personally
@anomiepje3 жыл бұрын
"Hello? Officer? There is a man in my backyard armed with medieval weaponry. He's talking to himself and he yelled "I got two hands baby!" when I approached him. I'm afraid for my safety and request immediate assistance!"
@lordfawful23293 жыл бұрын
They'll never take him. His single wall is too machiculated!
@mattrickard37163 жыл бұрын
And talking about fantasy in a more realistic sense....
@robertlandry59743 жыл бұрын
But he's just a (h)armless worrier
@yaryar58283 жыл бұрын
Did he have a loicence?
@emilbroseliger8506 Жыл бұрын
He’s here to talk about your horse’s extended warranty
@numbers9to03 жыл бұрын
Carrying isn't a problem, because you have a guy with coconuts following you, who carries you stuff.
@calebhunter74403 жыл бұрын
Shhh... It's not a guy, it's a HORSE!
@PhilBagels3 жыл бұрын
You could get a swallow to fly around and carry your coconuts.
@MyGamer1253 жыл бұрын
@@PhilBagels What? Tying a piece of creeper under the dorsal guiding feathers?
@essexclass81683 жыл бұрын
@@PhilBagels is it better to get an africa or european swallow?
@PhilBagels3 жыл бұрын
@@essexclass8168 I don't know - WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
@A._Person3 жыл бұрын
”offend more people” Ah yes, that classic use of weapons - getting on your opponents nerves . . .
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
Nothing cuts deeper than truth except an axe.
@e.mailissimo21463 жыл бұрын
Thats what you have Twitter for :D
@theradioactiveplayer34613 жыл бұрын
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, which means you should use both to bite into your opponent's armour and confidence
@lavatun3 жыл бұрын
@@theradioactiveplayer3461 or a sword made out of pens?..
@ocean68283 жыл бұрын
@@lavatun That’s too OP. Not allowed
@samuelmartin48713 жыл бұрын
Hey, loved the video. However, I think there are a few things that a theoretical fantasy adventurer needs to consider when choosing his weapon: 1. The long-term maintenance of the weapon. A bow cannot be left strung for a long period of time, and the string of a bow is going to fray and become useless much faster than, perhaps, the point of a spear or sword. For a sword, the issue may come with the sharpening and maintenance of the metal of this weapon. It is a very long blade, and the whole length of the blade must be kept sharp for effectiveness. A spear, on the other hand, needs only to have a small area sharp enough to pierce, and thus may be a better choice to keep for excursions out of the reach of a blacksmith nearby. In real life, such adequate sharpening can be used with a simple whetstone. If a sword or bow snaps or breaks, it loses it's function entirely without much hope for re-use before you buy another. However, a spearhead can easily be re-fashioned out of crude metal scraps, nails, or flint if need be. If the wood on the spear breaks, another handle can be easily be re-made by a novice woodworker, or a quick reshaping of perhaps a staff, fence stake or joist. 2. The out-of-combat use of a weapon. Both the spear and bow-and-arrow can be used for hunting game as well as for fighting. An axe may be used for chopping wood (though different kinds of axes may be less useful for this.) A spear can be used as a walking stick or a tent pole if need be. 3. Value. A spear is much easier to make, and is perhaps much more bang-for-your-buck for perhaps a new adventurer or a recently robbed one. A sword is a very expensive thing to make, and to maintain, and could make you a target for thieves. 4. Skeletons/draugr/zombies, armored or unarmored. A thrusting, slashing or piercing weapon would be less effective in disabling the combat abilities of said creatures, as opposed to a blunt weapon or an axe. Thanks for reading, old video but I was very inclined to share my opinion due to my experience in very long nature trips using sharp objects. Hope Shad gets a chance to read this.
@jeremymullens71673 жыл бұрын
A spear should be able to be used as a quarterstaff if you need blunt damage.
@nate76872 жыл бұрын
@@jeremymullens7167 I agree with this fully. A medium-length spear with a steel counterweight on the end would function very well as a blunt weapon for creatures who wouldn't be receptive to thrusts. Counterweight as in a steel ball or end cap on the end of the spear.
@mage05342 жыл бұрын
A spear as a tent pole, now that is something I wouldn't have thought about.
@thefracturedbutwhole54752 жыл бұрын
Swords are sidearms, Spears and bows are primary battlefield weapons, carrying a spear all the time everywhere you go would be impractical and a huge pain in the ass. also, most towns wouldn't let you just walk around with a spear, halberd, greatsword etc... "realistically" an adventurer would not have just a spear or a sword or a bow, you would have all 3 because each one fills a different role, unless you're expecting a fight you're not going to carry a spear everywhere but you would carry a sword, same goes for bows, you would store it until you thought you needed it. Movies and video games paint an unrealistic picture of weapon use and storage/maintenance because otherwise it would be boring and repetitive (like real life is).
@Ash2Flame1162 жыл бұрын
Seems like you are overlooking the humble sling. It’s way more deadly than in most rpgs
@coracorvus3 жыл бұрын
"The spear can't offend multiple people." I think the spear feels offended now :(
@The_Friendly_Fire3 жыл бұрын
And now I just want to convince my dm to let me have a spear that makes offensive comments and shouts the n-word at people...
@DH-xw6jp3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Friendly_Fire if he green lights it, please name it "the offensive defender"
@salvadortoscano25343 жыл бұрын
@@The_Friendly_Fire This made my day, and now I have a funny idea for a magic weapon xD
@wolfjack58023 жыл бұрын
@@The_Friendly_Fire maybe more of a Spear of Tasha’s Hideous Laughter (I believe that’s the hard spell I’m thinking of). Reminds me of the Whisper Shout from Skyrim that just insults people to distract them.
@thesupersonicstig3 жыл бұрын
What if you swing it?
@calebsyswerda3 жыл бұрын
Shad holding Bec de Corbin: “It’s a good pick..” Yes, yes it is.
@jacksonlynch17313 жыл бұрын
What you did there...I see it.
@synopsisreformed33203 жыл бұрын
Bow sword(versatility) and one handed warhammer with spike for added thrust....thats my opinion...
@Laufbursche4u3 жыл бұрын
I trained Kendo for 25 years... and I would be afraid of a fighter trained with this. Especially the short version Shad showed.
@erikbjelke44113 жыл бұрын
It's a *great* pick. Exactly.
@MopSpadowski3 жыл бұрын
@@Laufbursche4u Dang, well done! Keep it up and get after it!
@enraikow61093 жыл бұрын
"Why are you late again!?" "I'm sorry sir, i-" "There is literally nothing you can say/do to justify why you're late!" "But, what about dragons?" *the boss RUDELY let's himself get burnt to a crisp by the dragon* "What an absolute a**hole!"
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear bert
@callumj42323 жыл бұрын
*lets
@jklumn3 жыл бұрын
Choose between your love ones Looks at sword. Looks at spear. My response: mate. In situations like these i find there are 2 wise answers: A) pick both B) pick your wife
@Technotoadnotafrog3 жыл бұрын
Pick one with a coin flip and have your wife carry the other one.
@nooneatall18303 жыл бұрын
"BUT WHAT. ABOUT. DRAAAGONS!?" The most important question one must ask before setting off on a journey in any medieval fantasy settings.
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Specifically the location of said dragons. Your journey will be very different depending on how close you are to a dragon.
@Cinkodacs3 жыл бұрын
@@Merilirem If the distance is negative, you are inside the dragon. Now that can happen two ways. Either the dragon ate you (which is bad) or... I'll leave that up to your fantasy.
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
@@Cinkodacs Well its actually perfectly fine if your world IS the dragon.
@mohammadtausifrafi82773 жыл бұрын
I think dragons are OP and need a break from fantasy settings.
@Intranetusa3 жыл бұрын
According to ancient Chinese generals, the best weapons for the Dawi/Dwarves are halberds: ”The basic rule of warfare that should be taught is that men of short stature should carry spears and spear-tipped halberd, the tall should carry bows and crossbows, the strong should carry the flags and banners, the courageous should carry the bells and the drums, the weak should serve in logistics, while the wise should be involved in planning." -"Wuzi" by Wu Qi
@sinistertwister6863 жыл бұрын
And the smart should be selling all that stuff to the short, tall, strong, courageous, weak and wise!
@Pandora_The_Panda3 жыл бұрын
@@sinistertwister686 Hahaha.
@Intranetusa3 жыл бұрын
@@sinistertwister686 War is good for business. Peace is also good for business. -Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 34 and 35
@Acesahn3 жыл бұрын
Large handaxes like they're usually shown using is actually a great weapon for a Dwarf. Think of fighting a stout armored guy who keeps going after the side of your knees with an axe!
@travislyonsgary3 жыл бұрын
@@Acesahn Hm not really to be honest. Big axes like that arent very useful for their arm length and center of gravity. A light chopping weapon like a kukri can be good depending on how flexible they are. But spears are definitely the best, trying to budge through a heavy muscle bound group of dwarves with pikes sounds like a nightmare. And given how often Dwarves make magical equipment and pass it down they could have stuff like size changing pikes/spears/halberds that would make them even worse to fight. Especially in tunnela
@Dezz15E3 жыл бұрын
If your adventurer can afford plate armor, they can also afford a donkey that can carry most if not all weapons for you, so you can pick and choose the best specialized weapon for what you think you will fight in the dungeon.
@andrewszigeti21743 жыл бұрын
Until a goblin sneaks off with it while you're fighting a troll. Little known fact: Dungeon denizens consider mules and donkeys to be a delicacy.
@jameswilliams20753 жыл бұрын
Had a character like that an adventuring blacksmith that had a cart covered in wepons it was fun when goblins attacked while the rest of the party was sleeping he pulled a red hot blade from the forge looked at them and said: "I'd advise you go back to your camp or I get to test out my toys" while gesturing to his manazury of wepons. Least to say they ran with a rool of 18 with advantage
@Ora_3 жыл бұрын
The donkey would get spooked by the first beast and run of with all your precious gear.
@goodtimestobehad3 жыл бұрын
In a dungeon you have to consider that it may get very narrow and confined space.
@N20Joe3 жыл бұрын
Donkeys are bad at dungeoneering . Imagine trying to climb a rope/rope bridge, squeeze through a small space, sneak past a guard, etc, etc with a donkey in tow.
@KamenArts3 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder for any adventurer who scoffs at the threat of fairies: The Headless Horseman is a fairy.
@KikinCh1kin3 жыл бұрын
I mean youre technically right, it is fey (fae?). But thats like saying leprechauns are fairies, sure its a fey but its definitely not a fairy.
@KamenArts3 жыл бұрын
@@KikinCh1kin Leprechauns are fairies. A Fae is a Fairy. Fairy comes from the French word "Faerie", which is also where Fae comes from. There is no objective distinction between those terms. Fairy historically is an umbrella term of sorts, the western equivalent of the Japanese term Yokai. The Headless Horseman is the most popular telling of The Dullahan, which is an Irish Fairy. He is definitely a fairy.
@KikinCh1kin3 жыл бұрын
@@KamenArts Thanks for the education. My only reference to this kind of stuff is almost a decade if ttrpgs
@KamenArts3 жыл бұрын
@@KikinCh1kin Haha For the longest time I've been the same. That being said, we're talking about classifications of mythical creatures anyways, so there will always be differences in interpretation, especially as far as media is concerned.
@timetraveler_from_20123 жыл бұрын
exactly he doesn't even have a head what a loser
@CirNein93 жыл бұрын
Finally, a new FANTASY RE-ARMED episode
@bohemianprince79443 жыл бұрын
Where's the KZbin Red series? I'd watch the living life out of this being high production with multiple swordsmen sparring with Shad's commentary, rather than him doing it all by himself.
@CirNein93 жыл бұрын
@69Vapemaster69 did not expect a JoJo Reference here but same LMAO
@MagentaRodent3 жыл бұрын
Its been so long.
@CirNein93 жыл бұрын
@69Vapemaster69 XD
@sheogorath9793 жыл бұрын
Shad's pronunciation is so flawless that auto-generated CC barely makes a mistake
@ngocmpccan5873 жыл бұрын
Cool as heaven
@willparry5303 жыл бұрын
ikr? That's pretty sweet
@SoI_Badguy3 жыл бұрын
Super impressive, even moreso when you remember that he's an AUSTRALIAN!
@willparry5303 жыл бұрын
@@SoI_Badguy Excellent point!
@shinobi-no-bueno3 жыл бұрын
@@ngocmpccan587 u wot m8
@demekagamine3 жыл бұрын
A human fighter with a shield and sword with a sad backstory, the most unique of all builds. The alcoholic bard that sleeps with everything that moves is the only thing almost as unique.
@goreobsessed23083 жыл бұрын
Without the classics the unique builds wouldn't be so unique
@AGrumpyPanda3 жыл бұрын
@@goreobsessed2308 That's why you play a human fighter with a sword and shield who's out adventuring because he loves life, and loves fighting especially because it's when he feels most alive, and while the rogue is moping about their edgy backstory you're laughing while you fight in your bright purple enamelled plate armour with a ridiculous ostrich plume helmet, because fuck it.
@goreobsessed23083 жыл бұрын
@@AGrumpyPanda Ah yes go full pink mohawk with it
@shadowofhawk553 жыл бұрын
@@AGrumpyPanda Word to the wise, when playing with a rogue dig a grave in advance.
@202mc43 жыл бұрын
Personally, I prefer the "Tiefling Paladin" kind of clichè. The kind that essentially says: "Yes. I have the blood the literal spawn of hell in my veins, and that's exactly the reason why I won't ever let it hurt me or anybody else".
@thomasperkins88423 жыл бұрын
Shad, you forgot possibly the most important weapon of them all! The dagger! Need to take on a fully armored knight? Dagger got you covered. Use your other weapons to get him on the ground and then finish the job up close. Need to fight indoors in close quarters? Dagger got you covered. You can pair the dagger with your sword for increased defensive and offensive ability. Not to mention that a dagger (or a knife) is an immensely useful tool in general and would be part of the standard kit any traveler would carry, I would simply suggest selecting one that is better suited for combat. Maybe that's why you left it off to begin with, but I think they're worth mentioning nonetheless. Great video. Keep it up.
@Beeftitan2 жыл бұрын
I think carrying a long sword and 2 side arms with a bow is more realistic than long sword spear and bow.
@settratheimperishable40932 жыл бұрын
Wrestling is sorely missed from most RPGs for this very reason
@mattjack3983 Жыл бұрын
@@settratheimperishable4093A proficient wrestler, who is also armed with a Dagger, would be incredibly formidable opponent.
@aggroalex54703 жыл бұрын
Staff because guards won't separate an old man from his walking stick.
@Sk0lzky3 жыл бұрын
And it might secretly be a longbow. And if you need to kill a dragon just glue a spearhead on top
@zoes.42103 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking for my traveler. Inconspicuous, but effective.
@moodyfingers73013 жыл бұрын
Shillelagh...
@ds2k153 жыл бұрын
"His staff. I told you to take the wizards staff!"
@ThreeMountainsStudio3 жыл бұрын
@@ds2k15 "You wouldn't seperate an old man from his walking stick"
@DragonlordN73 жыл бұрын
"Some sort of moon is blocking the sun!" "That's no moon." *sound of flapping wings grows louder*
@johndee29903 жыл бұрын
But what about Deathstars?
@Dragrath13 жыл бұрын
You forgot the roar of challenge ;)
@blademaster43613 жыл бұрын
I saw that clip of the death star and immediately thought, "Shad, I'm not sure great swords get that big."
@DamianSzajnowski3 жыл бұрын
@@johndee2990 What about the droid attack on the Wookies??
@homesteadlegion44193 жыл бұрын
Its the terror of the sky, the mighty titan pigeon. Twice the size of a dragon and known for burying entire villages under mountains of crap. May the gods have mercy.
@wesleyt.45813 жыл бұрын
Video idea: best weapons to use *against* adventuring parties Edit: it makes sense that town guards, civilians, even orc war bands would need a way to drive away these adventurers.
@ShevkoMore3 жыл бұрын
That's recursive.
@franekrb3 жыл бұрын
you know how historically weapons were made to kill humans? yeah.
@ShevkoMore3 жыл бұрын
@@franekrb what's worse, they were made to kill humans with weapons, or in other words, to kill humans with what is made to kill humans with what is made to kill humans with what is made to kill humans with what is made to kill humans and we're stuck with nuclear weapons and Geneva conventions
@malphas66703 жыл бұрын
The best weapon is other people, gang fight!
@Zetact_3 жыл бұрын
Rather than weapons I think you'd want to talk tactics. In which case, I'd recommend looking at historical tactics and apply them based on what sort of organizational structure the enemies could plausibly have. Some examples: Macedonian Phalanx, but on a small scale (you could do it with probably like 5 people). Lock up martial classes with some guys armed with sarissas (they get 15 feet of range!) Send cavalry to smash the supporters in the back. Hammer and anvil them with the cavalry. Shaka's Bull Horn could also function in a similar fashion, but opens up more avenues to experiment with the formation, since the horns weren't required to be cavalry (unlike Macedonian tactics). You could take inspiration from Mongols on horse tactics. Have them spread out on their initial cavalry charge. Depending on what the party does, you could have the cavalry proceed to enter a wedge formation to smash a specific direction, or you could have them encircle the party if they remain packed together. You could take a page out of Han Xin's book and temporarily blockade a river to draw people into the riverbed, then remove the blockade and flood them. Bonus points if your monsters are amphibious. etc.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46063 жыл бұрын
39:27 What if you didn't have to choose? THE SWORDSTAFF, BABY! Is the swordstaff the ultimate adventuring weapon? versatility is key, after all; a swordstaff gives the large cutting ratio of a sword, the range of a spear, the defensive crossbar of a sword, and if you spike that crossbar, YOU'VE GOT A SPIKE FOR ARMORED OPPONENTS AS WELL!
@simtexa Жыл бұрын
We think the swordstaff was an "unusual" weapon, but the Norse spear designs were not too far off. Some "viking spears" had blades upwards of 60 cm.
@Mrhandismydad Жыл бұрын
Bec de Corbin
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын
@@Mrhandismydad Versatility
@Trey-dp6tl Жыл бұрын
@@simtexa To be fair we are talking about a fantasy setting. If adventurers are common enough, the swordstaff may be produced more because the demand has just increased for such a weapon
@D.Trinchuk23 күн бұрын
This! I've been silently screaming "SWORDSTAFF!!!" for at least half of tthe video.
@erimeg69523 жыл бұрын
There's two kind of fantasy writers: Are this clothes accurate? Is this too futuristic? How do you tame a horse? I NEED TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SAPIENCE SO I CAN MAKE REALISTIC MAGICAL ANIMALS THAT CAN COMUNICATE WITH HUMANS AN- and hehe magic go brrrrr For the record I am both of these people.
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
3 kinds. Magic goes Brr is similar but not the same as "But is it sexy?"
@@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Sounds like a J.J Abrams film.
@libertyprime16143 жыл бұрын
@@matteussilvestre8583 Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works, it just works" - Todd Howard
@samuraijaco13 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that I really appreciate the moment in that scene of LOTR where Boromir steps in front of Aragorn so he can get his sword out? Because that’s amazing attention to detail and comradeship.
@enraikow61093 жыл бұрын
He should really be an international historical fantasy advisor. I'm not kidding
@averylee43023 жыл бұрын
Technically he is. He advised Brandon Sanderson on Stormlight 4.
@mathieuaurousseau1003 жыл бұрын
@@averylee4302 And is still advising him on his future books
@seanpoore24283 жыл бұрын
While i DO AGREE......because shad knows his stuff...i also think Shad tends to lean Aliiiiittle too heavily into the 'European Medieval' period in my opinion. I think he could benefit from doing more extensive study into other periods and locations, and comparing his finds from Those periods and cultures to his knowledge of medieval things in relation to fantasy. Fantasy doesnt need to be (and in my opinion shouldnt be) directly corelated to what our ancestors did In Europe between 1000ad-1500ad. Also to say the rapier wasn't a medieval weapon is......only sort of right, but also sort of wrong. Rapiers appear in italian city states as early as the 13-1400s (although technically from a Strictly italian perspective, thats the early Renaissance. but the question of "historical eras" has always been a muddy one)
@bluewhalestudioblenderanim11323 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know WHAT Weapon would be the best For a HUGE Baleen WHALE this would be for self-deffence against natural predators BUT ALSO for Destructuon of Ships Robots and Submarines it could be anything from machine guns and cannons to huge blades and spikes BUT has to be able to be made by some type OF ANOTHER LARGE WHALE so no human aliance allowed also Robitic Crawlers Or remote control ships / airctaft DO NOT COUNT because I have enough of that already
@markbyrd77103 жыл бұрын
@@seanpoore2428 but it's "medieval fantasy" ... So it is based on Europe during the medieval period. I wouldn't disparage Shad for focusing on his own area of expertise and enthusiasm. We can support others who specialize in different cultures, without needing Shad to shift his focus.
@clarkkent23793 жыл бұрын
Shad is like the guy at the adventurer's guild that outfits the adventurers with all their weapons and armor but nobody wants to go to him cuz they're gonna get an hour long lecture. "Yeah, Shad. We know what dragons do. I have two equip slots let's just get this show on the road, eh?"
@Tyarrk Жыл бұрын
Shad would make a fantastic guild instructor. Sent all the newbies his way to get them wiped into shape!
@Anacronian3 жыл бұрын
Missadiversity: "Honey it's time to do the dishes!" Shadiversity: "But I ask you: What about dragons!?!"
@poilboiler3 жыл бұрын
A dragon is not coming to do the dishes for you, get going.
@rat1613 жыл бұрын
@@poilboiler what about a dragon waifu Cause that is stupid One day one day
@relicking92073 жыл бұрын
@@rat161 Do you mean Tohru?
@dionelmejia80933 жыл бұрын
@@relicking9207 I think he does
@willmfrank3 жыл бұрын
@@poilboiler Perhaps not; but if you ask it politely, it might heat the water for you.
@Tectonix263 жыл бұрын
Seeing the spear angled downwards over your shoulder is giving me a horrid fear of an Achilles tendon related mishap
@Brass_Heathen3 жыл бұрын
Your over thinking it. Get some sleep friend, I'll keep watch.
@robbagel543 жыл бұрын
I actually imagine a world where adventurers actually spend most of their time LOOKING for the dungeon. They are skilled with weapons but mostly travel light bc they don’t fight much
@AGrumpyPanda3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a lot of 1st/2nd edition play. The adventure to *find* the dungeon was as much of the game as delving the dungeon.
@thatonekid66773 жыл бұрын
@@AGrumpyPanda yknow what? i think that a """campaign"""where all you do is bum around the woods instead of doing anything important sounds super fucking fun - like some lost boys type tree forts and rope swings and stuff
@schizzzzz89123 жыл бұрын
@@thatonekid6677 so basically botw
@simonhirschmugl51343 жыл бұрын
Sooo... Lord of the Rings? Everyone spends there time walking, hiking, running around and occasionally there are some orcs to kill, half the time in a planned battle.
@joshuakellar41773 жыл бұрын
The image of a man swinging a crow's beak hammer (what is it called again?) so hard that it breaks a goblin's back in half just popped in my head
@Technotoadnotafrog3 жыл бұрын
Bec de corbin
@mikefule3 жыл бұрын
bec de corbin, literally translates as "Beak of the crow" = "crow's beak."
@BlindDevilNeko3 жыл бұрын
D&D Barbarians: Arrows break on my skin D&D Monks: Matrix dodges and catches arrows.
@Likexner3 жыл бұрын
Mulan: hold my chi
@perezo273 жыл бұрын
D&D Wizard: Gets hit by half an arrow and drops to 0 hit points
@Flummiification3 жыл бұрын
And monks throw them back
@patheronaetherson28603 жыл бұрын
@@perezo27 *Casts Shield to cause the arrows to shatter upon getting within 3'
@Spiceodog3 жыл бұрын
Wizard : magic missiles knock arrows out of the air
@ArthurIdrisov3 жыл бұрын
"I am not overcompensating, I am getting a reach advantage!".
@facepwnagewtf3 жыл бұрын
It's how you use it m8.
@gregcampwriter3 жыл бұрын
Asbestos was known in the ancient world. If you're facing dragons, your armor not only needs to block the blast, but it needs to resist the transmission of heat.
@gabrielblyde21763 жыл бұрын
You just have to deal with the DoT known as mesothelioma. Consider financial compensation.
@TheAyanamiRei3 жыл бұрын
I mean sure...for the fire...but once that shield started getting torn up, you'd probably start getting it in your lung
@Oddi03 жыл бұрын
So Link is your ideal fantasy warrior, then? Highly proficient with a bow, and carries a sword for close range engagements. He even rocks greatswords from time to time!
@KikinCh1kin3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget that time he used a massive flail.
@KieraQ03233 жыл бұрын
Link's most used weapon is actually rock.
@Hootcifer2 жыл бұрын
Links best weapon is chicken.
@skiffy81212 жыл бұрын
honestly yeah, even the bombs and magic for tougher enemies makes sense
@nathanfreeman8250 Жыл бұрын
I mean he lacks allot of armor for lots of the games
@enraikow61093 жыл бұрын
Shad is literally the only youtuber that i watch until the end whose videos are >30min.
@trevor53793 жыл бұрын
Laughs in EFAP
@colemanbubar50983 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in pyrocinical*
@robertlewis69153 жыл бұрын
@@trevor5379 same
@plaidpvcpipe37923 жыл бұрын
9:49 There was actually an account from a French knight in the crusades that is interesting to think about here. One of his men at arms was attacked by an opponent with greek fire. He stuck out his shield, which was enveloped in flame, but the soldier was perfectly fine and was able to survive the fighting in the end. Edit: The video I saw it in: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJSmoayiq9-Gp80 The Wikipedia page on the Knight in question: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_Joinville
@karliikaiser38003 жыл бұрын
Nice story but only the greeks (Eastern Romans, Byzantines) had greek fire, I think it may have been an other fire weapon. If it wasn´t at the siege of Konstatinople in 1204.
@anarionelendili89613 жыл бұрын
@@karliikaiser3800 The Muslims had it by the time of the crusades, too. Perhaps not the exactly the same mix, but incendiary weapons nevertheless: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_thermal_weapons#Greek_fire
@karliikaiser38003 жыл бұрын
@@anarionelendili8961 The greek fire was used in naval battles because water didn´t exinguish it. I never heard that the muslim fire (naphta if I remember correct) has similar properties. Therfore I wouldn´t call it greek fire. Even if historical sources call it that.
@plaidpvcpipe37923 жыл бұрын
@@karliikaiser3800 it ain't a story. It's from the journal of the Knight. Here's the video I heard it from: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJSmoayiq9-Gp80 . This account is believable, for it corresponds with what we know of both the king and the knight who wrote it, Jean de Joinville. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_Joinville . He is well known for his memoir, and account of the king of the time. It is well respected as one of the best looks into how a nobleman of the time thought.
@markvandergragt54443 жыл бұрын
Shad: You can't use a shield and a two-handed weapon. Dark Souls players: Hold my Estus.
@scotcheggable3 жыл бұрын
You can't use a shield and a two-handed weapon, well.
@drakebloodknight79813 жыл бұрын
What if...the shield...*is* my two handed weapon? GIANT DOOR SHIELD INTENSIFIES
@darrylviljoen62273 жыл бұрын
@@scotcheggable The Macedonians would like to show you their pelta's and sarissa's. Granted, you "used" a sarissa by walking forward till it hit something, but I have been very curious about strapping a Pelta to your arm while using a bunch of different two-handed weapons (halberds, bills, bows, muskets, etc) and see how its goes.
@Ropewatch3 жыл бұрын
I mean shad made a video about having a shield and a two-handed weapon. You can carry it on your back and occasionally slide it out if you really have to.
@zanzull3 жыл бұрын
Morne wants to know your location
@BrooklynRedLeg3 жыл бұрын
About Legolas, its why Tolkien wrote he carried a long-knife in addition to his bow. He used it during The Battle of the Hornburg (aka Helm's Deep) when he ran out of arrows.
@RainMakeR_Workshop3 жыл бұрын
Bow, Spear and Sword... The most prevalent medieval projectile weapon, polearm and sidearm.... Shocking lol.
@matthewmuir88843 жыл бұрын
I'd probably suggest a crossbow over a bow simply because it requires less training. That, or fletched javelins (which can be carried in a shield) again because of that ease of use.
@RainMakeR_Workshop3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmuir8884 They require more maintenance, setup and are slower to reload. For soldiers who can cover each other, take turns and work together, they're amazing. But for a solo adventurer, pretty awful tbh.
@matthewmuir88843 жыл бұрын
@@RainMakeR_Workshop True. Then how about that second suggestion I made: fletched javelins? You can't reload/setup any faster than just grabbing and throwing, and they'd require less maintenance.
@sydorovich25323 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmuir8884 vs few and more powerful creatures it is great.
@RainMakeR_Workshop3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmuir8884 They are good weapons, but again, I don't think suited to an adventurer. you would either hardly carry any, meaning you have few shots, or you'd carry a fair few and be weighed down. A quiver of arrows has numbers and convenience. Both of your suggestions are better suited to someone with a lacky of some kind. Not a fellow adventurer on even footing. But a companion who is below you and there to assist you. Be it one person or a personal retinue.
@fri57283 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Not being a native speaker of the English language has led to me hearing „hellbird“ whenever Shad said „halberd“ in the past. For a long time a thought that he was referring to a crowsbeak there instead of a brother of the poleaxe :D
@mrobligatory.52343 жыл бұрын
Consideration for the adventuring hero: try hunting with a long-sword or Dane-axe.
@Kingdomkey1236783 жыл бұрын
I imagine hunting with a Dane axe would be a little similar to hunting with a spear, not too similar but a little
@traegoins69033 жыл бұрын
As a guy who hunts, i could not imagine doing this. Deer run way if you get within 80 yards of them most of the time.
@Kingdomkey1236783 жыл бұрын
@@traegoins6903 You don’t hunt that kind of game with melee weapons. You hunt boar and other creatures that will attack you with melee weapons.
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
Fairly simple. Bring a rope, set up a quick small game trap, probably for something like a rat or cold, maybe go for a badger. Use the sword or axe to do the little bit of chopping you need. Come back in the morning, after eating, should have a nice rodent caught in the trap. If you have a more permanent camp, perhaps your staying in one area whilst scouting around for a goblin den or something, then you'll start catching rabbits and stuff. Maybe set up a bird trap as well, get some birds in your diet. Very passive way of hunting to be sure, but effective.
@xilpes62543 жыл бұрын
The problem with a long sword is when you get into enclosed places, like caves where you don't have as much space to swing, so maybe it would be better a broadsword, lighter and smaller but still effective
@frozeneevee3 жыл бұрын
This series has honestly taught me so much about medieval weapons and armor. Most people think spears are just for town guards or regular solders but it's such a good weapon that it seems like adventurers would absolutely use them, maybe even as their go to weapon for combat.
@suburbanbanshee3 жыл бұрын
Cu Chulainn salmon leaps into the chat.
@keeganowens89493 жыл бұрын
He really seemed to overlook something that I greatly like: javelins. They're ranged, they're usable with a shield, you can use them in melee too, and they'd pierce the hide of even quite tough beasts. (I had a barbarian NPC in one of my games, who was armed with javelins, a spear, and a zweihander. The zweihander was more of a status item, because he was a prince, but he broke it out when he wanted to take trophies. A better pick might have been a one-handed sword, because he could fall back on it if needed. He DID have armor, incidentally, but I gave him scale armor.) Remember that when historically, and even sometimes nowadays, we wanted to kill large animals like bears and boars and elephants we generally used and use javelins. I don't see why that would change for trolls and giant spiders and wyverns.
@jackmalin25283 жыл бұрын
Actually it was more natural to use dogs and spears to hunt big animals. There was this technic in the medeival where people braced the pike ald let the bear atack impaling himself or linging piercint and then bracing the other end in the ground. It was commonly used
@PinoyPhill3 жыл бұрын
what game was it
@koryheitkam14433 жыл бұрын
Right? No hate but he overlooked many simple ranged weapons, like slings. A good slinger can do massive amounts of damage very quickly.
@SquishyFletcher3 жыл бұрын
I always liked the concept of a Half-Orc Javelineer/Scout. The STR bonus Half-Orcs get is quite deadly when combined with javelins.
@keeganowens89493 жыл бұрын
@@PinoyPhill A heavily home brewed version of GURPS.
@brianhowe2013 жыл бұрын
So, choosing between a sword's blade and a spear's reach... Sounds like maybe a partisan or a swordstaff might be a happy middle ground?
@NRMRKL3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to add a ranged option - A swordslingstaff !!!
@basileusbasil40413 жыл бұрын
no this is way you have a secondary. Use each when it's the time to.
@user-tzzglsstle585e383 жыл бұрын
maybe but not really, although swordstaff has a larger damage radius than spears; the reach still a disadvantage if you miss, especially if you missing results of the enemy getting closer.
@Doubleranged13 жыл бұрын
I was thnking the same. If you miss and the opponent gets in close you are still done for though. So still has that problem. I think the specialisation of sword and spear are what makes them more obvious choices and there is a clear strategy while using them. The swordstaff is not as obvious and therefore can be really good for surprising opponents. I like the team bonus for spears however. Spears have good synergy with other people using different weapons, while swords have less so. It benefits more from coördination.
@T65XJ3 жыл бұрын
A swordspear where the sword is detachable. You have a sidearm, a walking stick/staff that join together to form a polearm. Can’t beat that versatility.
@toastytoast98003 жыл бұрын
G U N
@mattkennedy93083 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a separatable naginata. They were basically katana length blades on poles.
@michaelpettersson49193 жыл бұрын
Apperantly old swords where occasionally convered into polearms so why not?
@101Mant3 жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty unwieldy, you have the weight of the sword plus hilt at the end, which would be heavier than a pole arm with equivalent blade size. Plus some mechanism that will hold the sword so firmly it won't move when you strike with it yet allow you to attach and remove it in a reasonably amount of time. Unless its a fantasy setting and you are handwaving it away with magic sounds impractical and more trouble than its worth.
@mattkennedy93083 жыл бұрын
@@101Mant Yeah, the socket system would have to be pretty advanced to work well.
@OriginalGazGoose3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Now that I think about it, Guts is the mose well-armed adventurer. Big-ass sword, automatic crossbow, throwing knives, and a literal handcannon.
@socialyawkwardandrew76733 жыл бұрын
damn the more i think about it, Beserk fucking sucks and is overhyped
@paxonite-7bd53 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the enchanted armor and fairy that can heal you really fast
@Eshkanama3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. Dude is just a beast.
@shaliir3 жыл бұрын
@@socialyawkwardandrew7673 then don't read it? No need to piss in someone else's cheerios.
@pauloazuela84883 жыл бұрын
@@socialyawkwardandrew7673 Dude was just super human ofc.
@alexbarrett38323 жыл бұрын
"Statistically spears will come out in top" So that's why its called the Spearman's Rank test!
@almachizit32073 жыл бұрын
Oooo stats maths jokes! Those are rare
@jplace19903 жыл бұрын
I love when Shad goes on a tangent or when weapons fall over because then it feels more real and not like a studio
@Green_Roc3 жыл бұрын
Shad showing off his toys again! "can opener" maybe good against beasts with exo-skeletons/shells, i.e. giant spiders, giant turtles, giant lobsters, etc.
@greatlegacyoftanks55113 жыл бұрын
good point, never really thought of that. Exoskeletons may be strong, they are calcium, and calcium tends to shatter.
@boa_firebrand3 жыл бұрын
skeletons and certain types of golem too!
@greatlegacyoftanks55113 жыл бұрын
@@boa_firebrand ice golems are the only ones I can think of a war hammer can defeat. But golems are magic spawned so most of the time any weapon of not magically strong enough just won’t do anything at that point
@boa_firebrand3 жыл бұрын
@@greatlegacyoftanks5511 mythologically proper clay golems, animated objects, depending on the specific stone, stone golems, ice elementals, and I believe there are more that a good solid blunt object is the best answer
@ivancito77903 жыл бұрын
What about a sling as a ranged weapon for a warrior? Infinite armor basically since you use stones. And when they get in range, you've got a sword or pointy stick.
@VoidplayLP3 жыл бұрын
Not nearly as deadly as a longbow though...chances are you'll annoy your opponent rather than dealing decent damage. Most classic monsters have the sense to armor their vitals, or have strong enough natural armor to care little for slings.
@leonardomarquesbellini3 жыл бұрын
@@VoidplayLP lead shot was recorded to punch through greek and roman helmets at close-ish ranges. While random stones wouldn't be as effective they'd certainly do a whole lot more than just annoy your target.
@VoidplayLP3 жыл бұрын
@@leonardomarquesbellini true, leadshot is pretty powerful, but the premise here was using stones, and those dont do a lot to anything wearing basic gambeson...not nothing, but not enough to disable. Might just make the enemy really angry at you. Also, you need some considerable space to use a sling...not great for dungeons or caves, which is usually where adventurers go
@leonardomarquesbellini3 жыл бұрын
@@VoidplayLP I'm not convinced. As long as you know how to put power behind it I believe even random stones (assuming they're of appropriate shape and size) would probably still be strong enough to crack some ribs through even simpler armour like mail, or at the very least bruise the enemy bad and cause internal bleedings. It's pretty much a harder Ana snappier strike from something like a war hammer
@stopsign16263 жыл бұрын
@@VoidplayLP Most of what you just said is false. Slings can be used in tunnels a couple inches more narrow than your arm span, and stones will crack ribs through a gambeson. Source: I was gifted a sling as a child and I've had a lot of time to learn it's capabilities
@syntaxusdogmata33333 жыл бұрын
Shad posts, and I click. It's Pavlovian at this point.
@gem-starx17473 жыл бұрын
Shad, I’d like to see the schematics you made for all the weapons and armor from shadow of the conqueror. Each one sounded so unique and personal.
@wanderer9533 жыл бұрын
"Behold the power of two hands!" - cell dbz abridged
@jonathansellers7933 жыл бұрын
You can easily turn a 2 handed spear into a 1 handed spear by just holding it slightly higher
@Em3nt4l3R2 жыл бұрын
Bad balance then, can't attack like it's supposed to.
@isaacorr31802 жыл бұрын
@@Em3nt4l3R no spears are super effective in 1 or 2 hands that's why spear and shield works
@RealMacJones2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacorr3180 Balance is important though, that's why the pikes used by the Phalangists which were very long compared to the spears used by Hoplites needed a counter balance to allow them to be used effectively in one hand which was required to fight with a shield. If you take a spear meant to be used in two hands and used it in one it's not going to be the best. take a long spear and design it to be used in one hand, and your golden.
@sorenlily22803 жыл бұрын
"...that leaves spears, swords, and axes" wait, it's all fire emblem? *always has been*
@wishiwasabear3 жыл бұрын
Shad: *gets his new sword* Shad: "Now I only need a video subject where I can feature it"
@braydoxastora55843 жыл бұрын
Shad you've forgotten the greatest weapon an adventurer could have: Meat shields
@lockwoan013 жыл бұрын
That's the job of the Summoner - summons the meat shields, sends them in, lets them get hit by all the arrows, has the meat shields exit, party collects arrows, shoots them at bad guys, and then the summoner sends the meat shields back into the fray to collect more arrows. Repeat.
@HenshinFanatic3 жыл бұрын
No, the greatest weapon that's available is the one contained in your own skull. Hint: knowledge is power. Solid strategy, tactics, and tools (magic and/or tech) are the greatest force multipliers in existence regardless of anything else. Besides, even the might of two-handed spears or swords are nothing if you don't have the space needed to properly wield them. My personal idea of a solid, well-rounded kit for a fantasy warrior (who may or may not dabble in magic depending on setting specifics) would be thus: Heavy Crossbow for range that is worn in whatever fashion is least hampering when not in use for easy access, one or maybe two cases of bolts for the crossbow, Longspear or Pike for devastating reach in open areas would be worn as Shad demonstrates and discarded to the ground if multiple hostiles approach, alongside the previous one for when more potent slashing is needed a War Scythe or Fauchard, what most tabletop games would class as a Short Sword (something like a messer, gladius, or similar, personally I'd choose a non-cavalry sabre but that's my personal bias) and a pair of highly trained donkeys or equivalent beasts of burden one of which carries a selection of lighter shields that are a bit more substantial than a buckler, while the other has as small a profile of a cart as practical (possibly having a sort of topless caged design that allows stacking things higher than a typical cart) containing a pavise or other tower shield equivalent, and general gear in various chests and containers that would be needed when delving into ruins, caves, and just generally mucking about in the wild as well as any additional ammunition.
@ctnknight56242 жыл бұрын
Hand Crossbow, arming sword and a mid sized shield is a great choice because with what he chose you would need heavy armor to be well protected as he was saying but that would leave the adventurer with a heavily cumbersome amount of equipment while this combo would give you the greatest amount of versatility for many different encounters that would be common!
@cesargeney52683 жыл бұрын
"I used to be an adventurer just like you, until I took fire breath to the face"
@grimmwolf96903 жыл бұрын
Warrior steps up wearing full plate armor and no sheild. Dragon: oh look! A mobile oven.
@StarshadowMelody3 жыл бұрын
Thunder Dragon: Oh look! A lightning rod. Frost Dragon: Oh look! A refrigerator. Acid Dragon: I hate all of you.
@yewtewbstew5473 жыл бұрын
Wrapped in tinfoil to preserve the freshness.
@michaelbalcom52333 жыл бұрын
@@StarshadowMelody I think the acid dragon might be even better off with all those little openings for the acid to get in and then be held in nice and tight to the flesh
@rhett50583 жыл бұрын
Warrior: clips through the ground
@PhilBagels3 жыл бұрын
Crunchy on the outside, and chewy on the inside.
@Magnum_Dong3 жыл бұрын
Now I gotta put a blind guy in a DnD campaign who took dragon fire directly through the eyes of his helmet.
@hambonejones72319 ай бұрын
I agree with your final set of choices, however I do believe that an adventurer should have a dedicated bludgeoning weapons such as a mace a morning star or a maul. Also, more as a flavor choice than a necessity, having a rapier to carry around with you in town when you're not adventuring would also be a very good choice seeing as the people you encounter in town ,as well as yourself, are probably not going to be very armored.
@ericrawlins68493 жыл бұрын
I don't know, Shad, my tongue is only about 5 cm, and I can use that to offend everyone in the room at once.
@salvadortoscano25343 жыл бұрын
So can I xD
@N20Joe3 жыл бұрын
@@salvadortoscano2534 I would be offended by watching you use his tongue to offend everyone in the room.
@QazwerDave3 жыл бұрын
An important point to mention here is in what way the adventurer is travelling. Does he have a horse? Does he have a boat? Does he have a carriage for his horse? If he does, he could bring everything he wanted !
@Great_Olaf53 жыл бұрын
Or a bag of holding.
@cioplasmmajic83273 жыл бұрын
Magic airship?
@canceroushumor4603 жыл бұрын
Just a man hobbling behind, clacking coconut halves.
@I_Magni_I3 жыл бұрын
Horses die boats are only good for water and you can have neither if you’re traveling to in the mountains
@QazwerDave3 жыл бұрын
@@I_Magni_I Sure, but would you rather start the journey around a medieval world with a horse, or without one. If the horse dies, you might have to leave behind some stuff, or sell them where the horse died, or buya new horse, but until then ... With a horse, you could even ride away from danger if set out upon while mounted !
@Techstriker13 жыл бұрын
"Are there situations where cutting is more effective than piercing?" ~Just finished a DND stream where they were foiled by ropes because everyone had piercing weapons~ "Yes and no, it depends"
@ineshvaladolenc65593 жыл бұрын
If it's swords with a preference for piercing attacks then most can still cut and slash, albeit to a lesser extent than, say, sabers. But should not struggle versus ropes and the kind. Horseback, though, cutting weapons were preferred due to the nature of energy transfer (cutting would impede the momentum of a knight, whereas slashing, although transferring some energy towards its target, tends to nonetheless transition more smoothly and does not stop a charge)
@disappointedoptimist2553 жыл бұрын
@@ineshvaladolenc6559 I think fantasy worlds where there are a variety of creatures create more reasons to carry cut-focused weapons. There might be some enemies where taking off limbs is the best way to deal with them. Cuts are also good if you're fighting multiple opponents to avoid getting your weapon stuck.
@spankmymoomoo2 жыл бұрын
sorry for the necromancy involved with replying to a year old comment, but in reality for utility purposes, regardless of weapon choices, a real adventurer would basically never be without some kind of knife or knifelike tool. Whenever i play DnD with my group the only characters i've had not have knives or daggers alongside their normal kit is people it wouldn't fit with (nobles who wouldn't get their own hands dirty etc) or mages. basically, you sacrifice very little utility when choosing a "main weapon" if you have smaller tools available anyway, and it wouldn't be part of the equation.
@renaissanceman953 жыл бұрын
I actually practice Figueyredo’s montante with Maestro Eric Myers. I can speak from personal experience that it is an amazing weapon, and was built for battlefields and crowd control. If you choose or build one that is comfortably-sized, based on your own preferences, it would definitely be my choice, if I only had to choose one weapon.
@SpikedKirby3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Shad has his kids help him haul in and out of storage all those weapons, so whenever he asks them they are all like "aww again?"
@jimmyguenette3963 жыл бұрын
The "what about dragons" at around 7 minutes made me laugh so hard. Thank you Shad for lightning up my day a bit!
@whatisupmyfellowamericans88083 жыл бұрын
Shad being in a love triangle with swords and spears should be made into an anime.
@henrikaugustsson40413 жыл бұрын
The sword is the symbolic weapon of a warrior for the simple fact that is not also a tool. Bows and spears can be used for hunting, axes for cutting wood, knives for all manner of crafting and gathering, but the sword is a tool for killing. My loadout tip would be to have a sword at your side, quiver on your other hip if possible, bow in your off-hand and spear in main hand as a walking stick. That way you can be ready to drop the bow in case of ambush, stick the spear in the ground or drop it if the foe is at long range, then you can pick up the spear or sword depending on what you need when the foe closes in. Also, if you’re using a back-quiver, I think you’d need more straps on the bet to secure it better to your torso, so it can’t slip around and out of reach. I think there should always be at least one of the basic weapon types in each adventure group. Bows and spears for hunting, axes for chopping firewood, swords for true fighting, and maybe a can opener or two in case of need. Adventuring is too often seen as just kicking ass, imo, and not enough on survival, travel and that sort of thing. If none of your adventurers can start a fire, they will all get sick sleeping under the cold night sky. If none of them can hunt or gather food in the wild they might starve if rations run out, and if they don’t know how to treat wounds they’ll get infections and die.
@michaelpettersson49193 жыл бұрын
In a world where some foes are flat out immune to normal weapons something special are reqired.
@joshuaizly55023 жыл бұрын
A handgun?
@johndee29903 жыл бұрын
I go with the tried and true automatic pile bunker Lance.. it's like a sewing machine of death
@michaelpettersson49193 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaizly5502 If you can get enchanted ammunition for it. AD&D got plenty of cretures that require either enchanted weapons or ones made of special material to be able to hurt. A sword made of silver is a lousy weapon but against some selected creatures it be exactly what you need. And trolls rapidly regenerate unless you hit them with fire or acid.
@demomanchaos3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpettersson4919 Much harder to regenerate from a .45-70 hollow-point than to regenerate after a sword chop. .45-70 tends to splatter stuff all over the place.
@michaelpettersson49193 жыл бұрын
@@demomanchaos That mean you got more time to unpack that acid bottle or bottle flame (think napalm). AD&D trolls can regenerate lost limbs just a few moments or if the body is destroyed regenerate a troll from a chopped of limb.
@isaacclarke55513 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm literally working on weapon designs right now, convenient
@unlimitedquickworks73873 жыл бұрын
Yeah I hate when this kind of shit happens, it just makes you think that maybe the world is a simulation that revolves around you
@bl4cksp1d3r3 жыл бұрын
I'm literally working on my adventurer set, VERY convenient
@VexRavenhardt3 жыл бұрын
And Skallagrim just did a similar video on weapons from history that seem like fantasy
@griveouswithhislightsabers36653 жыл бұрын
@@unlimitedquickworks7387 yep that is me
@masonwheeler65363 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint: If fire-breathing dragons exist, with debilitating napalm breath that will get through any chink in the armor... then healing magic and abjuration magic will often also exist to help ameliorate the effects of the attack.
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
That or giant crossbows.
@dargsywargon97983 жыл бұрын
I'm sure people would find a way to specifically defend against that too. After all, the armor we have was specificallly made to defend the kinds of dangers we would see on a battle field.
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
@@dargsywargon9798 True but when it stopped working the answer was to ditch it entirely until we figured out how to make it work again. So fighting dragons may entail the lightest armour because if it gets you, nothing going to help anyway.
@Mackaracka3 жыл бұрын
A lot of games have fire damage reduce the effect of healing. I dunno if it has any basis in reality but it is interesting to point out.
@matthiuskoenig33783 жыл бұрын
@@dargsywargon9798 laughs in greek fire equiped dromon
@the_metamancer3 жыл бұрын
It took me this many years to find the pun in SHADow of the conqueror... Well done mate, well done
@falconknight49643 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he asked “What about Dragons?” One of my favorite lines from Shad’s videos but I DID NOT see it coming there😂
@Hippo_Hegemony3 жыл бұрын
I’m almost done with his book and I absolutely love it.
@DarkElfLover3 жыл бұрын
Campfire blaze sounds like something that’d help me world build my own fantasy world (modern fantasy? They get up to modern times)
@cdgonepotatoes42193 жыл бұрын
A newbie adventurer I can see them starting up with one of those spears used in boar hunting, a simple sword, an axe or a STICK- *_ahem_* club or mace and the smallest bow you could rate usable for hunting, unstrung and wrapped away with a number of arrows to use more for hunting game than killing enemies since because you're wearing it on your person you can't really get the full package yet without impairing your own mobility. To the spear you can tie a line for fishing and for more arrows you could also carry something to fletch some arrows in the filed. Branching from this base template, as you move on in life you can replace your spear for a more developed pole weapon with an axe head, get a two-hander or pick a shield, depending by the size of the latter it may still be comfortable to carry a pole weapon otherwise you may as well increase your options in one-handed carry and get some other projectile weapons. If you eventually get a mule, a carriage or even a hand carriage it won't be an issue to carry around a bigger and badder bow with a greater supply of arrows, otherwise I don't think it would be comfortable enough to go about your adventuring life with both it and a pole weapon, a little bit easier with the other alternatives.
@Fwufikins3 жыл бұрын
In defense of the 2 Handed Axe: I feel there is something to be said for weapons that can also double as tools. The axe and bow for example both have uses outside of combat, i.e. chopping wood and hunting for food. Adventure isn't just the slaying of monsters, but also a lot of travel. If you don't have a horse or other pack animal to carry travel/survival tools, it might be wise to double up. That, and axes are also cheaper/easier to repair than swords.
@mikefule3 жыл бұрын
Trouble is a 2 handed axe designed for fighting is very poorly designed for chopping wood. For fighting, a thin light and nimble blade that slices flesh, for wood cutting, a heavy wedge shaped blade that relies on momentum to make it dig in.
@EllisanLeonhardt3 жыл бұрын
Sword + tomahawk would be the setup I'd use in a case like that, maybe add a light/hand crossbow as well, almost like Geralt's crossbow in Witcher 3. Perfectly viable for getting mobbed by typical fantasy creatures, fighting at multiple ranges, and having standard survival tools that would actually work well as survival tools (unlike a poleaxe being used for chopping wood, etc.).
@devo32433 жыл бұрын
@@mikefule that is true. That said, I feel like a wood cutting axe would be very useful against armour, given its weight. It is basically a pointy sledgehammer after all
@robertoespinoza78732 жыл бұрын
someone look up the dane axe. wouldn't want to mess with that even in plate
@dominusblandus3 жыл бұрын
In short: Gerald the Witcher makes right deciscion... Smaller X-Bow + 2h Sword? + some magic :)
@gaslone793 жыл бұрын
And in the books his horse caryies the other weapons. I don't think he usually goes around with all his weapons on his person like in the games. I don't think he even caryies a sword on his back or at least not often.
@niguriani3 жыл бұрын
Which one's Gerald then?
@niguriani3 жыл бұрын
Also, what the fuck is a small crossbow? You do know, that in reality such a thing is only good as a toy, yes?
@DjalmaThuran3 жыл бұрын
@@niguriani but if you are really close to a monster, it could at least poke his eyes. Very effective.
@niguriani3 жыл бұрын
@@DjalmaThuran good point! :D
@dreadthemadsmith3 жыл бұрын
A second, smaller warrior. On a stick.
@ParaSpite3 жыл бұрын
A stick with leaves on it. And in the leaves hides a korok. With a machine gun.
@Replica29013 жыл бұрын
As offhand weapon.
@MikeShcherbak3 жыл бұрын
I've carried our halfling rogue on 10 foot pole and he was shooting his crossbow, it was fun 😀
@2Todd2beMe3 жыл бұрын
You need a storage ring. One of the rings that stops time for everything that is stored inside it and sends things to your hands - I've been reading a bit of LitRPG and Cultivation books lately :)
@ghosturiel3 жыл бұрын
My DM is getting quite the education from watching your videos. Cause i keep sending him here when he asks what the heck i'm doing.
@baronvonbrunn85963 жыл бұрын
Me: "So I grab my sword by the blade and..." DM: "You grab... it´s blade?" Me: "Yes! I whack him with the sword guard, and then I unscrow the pommel and throw it..." DM: "Wait, can you say again and more slowly what is going on?" Me: "Then I throw the whole sword!"
@Dang_Near_Fed_Up3 жыл бұрын
Yes there's nothing as annoying as an uneducated DM running the game who has no idea what or how melee or ancient weapons work. If you don't know the difference between a dagger and a bastard sword you should not be DM'ing a sword and sorcery style game. But there is a line here as well, you don't need the GM to be asking the warrior "is that a 2 or 3 pound head on your axe?" and demanding a reenactment of the style of the axe swing before every roll of the dice. That rapidly turns into an accounting session instead of a game session. Kind of like playing with a bunch of rule lawyers. It sucks the life out of the game.
@_Korinzu3 жыл бұрын
Couple of bow improvements you can do to make a smaller bow more effective. Make it a laminate bow with different material properties where needed to increase performance. Recurve shape to further increase performance. Then there's an Inuit trick where you use weaved cord tied to the bow's face with toggles to increase resistance to bend, thus increasing draw weight, thereby getting more power out of the bow.
@mindstalk3 жыл бұрын
Composite bows reportedly do badly with humidity, thus the European preference for self bows.
@thatdmguy45123 жыл бұрын
Lets not forget the potential for carrying bags and sleepmats coin purses and health potions as these things get in the way
@redumulis24483 жыл бұрын
Volume is one of the things that dnd players usually don't account for.
@maurixe27243 жыл бұрын
@@redumulis2448 i swear I hate when I see a dnd player cosplaying with a longbow, 4 full quivers, one zweihander sword, two spears, 10 potions, a massive magic wand, and a full-body shield, not counting the full plating and the mage hat welded to a knight helmet.
@TheTimmyboii13372 жыл бұрын
@@maurixe2724 I thought you could only have like 2 weapons equipped (with some ammo if needed like 1 quiver of arrows of 20/20 or javelins of 4/4) at the same time and the rest were put in a cart pulled by horses or some "patsy" carriers from monty python. Your DM is not strict enough or just dont care about the RP enough. There are some weight rules in the handbook for flavor you can follow
@YordleDeathMetal Жыл бұрын
Save up some coin from murdering monsters and turning their heads in for the bounty board, doing basic chores around town, and the occasional pickpocketing (if you’re not opposed to lightening a few nobles of their over abundance of funding), and buy a handy haversack or bag of holding. Handy haversack is cheaper than a bag of holding has the same functionality, and holds more than the lowest grade bag of holding. A bag of holding might be better if encumbrance of simply having too much crap on you, like too many weapons however. It’s more compact, as long as you cover the sharp and pointy bits you won’t destroy it and lose all your stuff. On top of that, you could appear to be completely unarmed, you reach into your bag, say “dagger” and boom, it’s a bad day for the fool that ran up to you with beef.
@ZackTanTYZ Жыл бұрын
To add on to what Shad has said, I believe the warrior adventurer's gear can be further combined and made compact with what Shad had already mentioned. The sword and spear can be further combined to become a sword staff that can be detached when needed to which exist and Shad even made a video about it. To make carrying bows less cumbersome when carried along with shields and weapons, instead of bringing longbows, adventurers could instead bring short recurve bows or crossbows of similar poundage for convenience.
@RabidPancakeDisorder Жыл бұрын
Gambeson under mail is highly effective and light, and you might add pauldrons or small metal pieces. Get a mail coif and kettle helm and it's a very light but very effective armor set against most attacks. In terms of weapons, a crossbow on the lighter side that doesn't use a windlass or tools, a mid-sized longsword that could be reasonably wielded with one hand, and a Pavise shield. Really shouldn't be more than 30 lbs to carry, overall allows for a wide variety of fights. Alternatively, the longsword and Pavise can be swapped for a pike, this allowing for more defense against melee but reducing ranged defense.
@thatguy7793 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see you do a series of videos putting together your dream team(s) of an adventurer party (five man band or so) going over different fantasy races, classes, styles etc
@scrombat3 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm going to guess that swords are somewhere on the list.
@101Mant3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing as a back, if you are fighting some sort of monster you are really going to want more reach and power than most swords give you.
@macabga50713 жыл бұрын
The sun: *gets shy* Me: "Oh, Shad probably misedited a transition and forgot to fix it, well... let's keep listening" Shad: *puts stock video of the Death Star for no reason* Me: *is confused* Shad: "Forgive the Death Star covering the Sun" Me: "Dammit Shad, can't you at least make me feel like you've made a mistake ONE FECKING TIME?"
@DGARedRaven3 жыл бұрын
He misspelled "lighting". Take comfort from that :D
@brettbridger3623 жыл бұрын
He's filming outside and the sun goes behind a cloud maybe?
@rachelguderjahn22313 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to comment on how gorgeous that tree in the background is?! I love those flowers.
@shinobi-no-bueno3 жыл бұрын
THAT'S ILLEGAL
@chrispanossian3 жыл бұрын
I swear that talking up bows is in his contract! Shortbows for dwarves, longbows for humans, warbows for orcs, massive bows for giants.
@slaanax91193 жыл бұрын
Giant with a bow is a mobile ballista.
@eliasmagus50863 жыл бұрын
@@slaanax9119 dragons are gangsta until they see a giant with a bow
@timkramar97293 жыл бұрын
Ranged combat is preferable. Especially when they have no ranged attack.
@christianlangdon37663 жыл бұрын
@@eliasmagus5086 dragon could counter with hiring his own gang of giants, with his hoard, no evil like business evil.
@jacktheomnithere21273 жыл бұрын
@@eliasmagus5086 2 words to prove your point: Hawkeye Gough.
@danieltaber49243 жыл бұрын
"I'm not wearing [armor] because it is too hot today...." You say that like day-to-day comfort isn't also a major concern for a Warrior. Are they only to Adventure during the colder days?
@dragonfell50783 жыл бұрын
Tis' but a scratch.
@Nota-Skaven3 жыл бұрын
yes
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
Yes? Depending on the weather of your location people will change clothing drastically. Heatstroke due to smothering amounts of armour is an extremely valid reason to wear something lighter or even nothing at all. In which case a shield becomes almost vital since it doesn't make you hotter. Wait, i just read your comment and it stopped making sense. Are you on the "warriors cared about comfort" or "Warriors toughed it out" side of this fence? Oh ok i think i get it now. Your saying specifically what i said in that your equipment level would be influenced by comfort because you would want something you could wear during all days, not just the cold ones.
@bohemianprince79443 жыл бұрын
It's raining outside. Time to check out the Mages College of Google.
@dragonfell50783 жыл бұрын
@@Merilirem I do believe that was intended as a joke, my good sir. Though, those are some valid points, which is why you saw fighters in hotter regions such as Africa or the Middle East wear less armour. Is chainmail cooler to wear? (As in does it not give you heatstroke as much as a full kit of plate.) I was curious.
@DarthCariss3 жыл бұрын
I definitely got a laugh out of the Death Star suddenly showing up. I didn't know what was going on.
@that_guy42243 жыл бұрын
Shad: just some thoughts to consider. While I have not read or played all fantasy books/games most of the time the small to medium groups of adventurers had horses. However they often dismounted because the horses weren't war horses. The horses held their gear and carried them when out of combat. So when you made your point about arrows I personally think that an adventurer could have carried more. I also think that an adventurer might have more than one or two weapons. Though I think that 5 might be too many. So I think that an adventurer would probably have a bow, a one handed weapon and shield, AND possibly a two handed weapon. Now another thing to think of is magic bags, most fantasys have bags that can hold things so they could have an entire armory in there. A good example of this is the magic bags in the "Adventurers Wanted" book series. So while I think most of your points were great in here, I would love to hear your thoughts on their weapons and armor if they had horses and magic bags. Sincerely, Thomas Cates P.S. (sorry for my horrendous grammar, was trying to cram an awful lot of thoughts in a smallish message)