best of captain holt's brutal honesty | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

just how many moments of brutal honesty and savage insults can captain holt dole out? Literally just Captain Holt being brutally honest for 8 minutes straight... you're welcome.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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[@babyzorilla]

“ if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”-Holt

[@reggyjohnson9083]

Ironic he was devastated he lost photos in a fire

[@MikeRotch2020]

Yep. We heard him. Don't worry

[@user-ir2xv3bk2l]

BARS!!!

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

​@@reggyjohnson9083 of treasured memories. Not of the people

[@g80gzt]

A contraction, which means he lied.

[@adammclaughlin845]

"I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life." "I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you." "And yet crime has continued."

[@SpiritusFrumenti]

He isnt wrong

[@gundam116]

The funniest one

[@g80gzt]

"I've" he lied

[@rja610]

Captain Raymond Holt is one of the best written characters in sitcoms.

[@MichaelGreen-vk5xq]

*best written characters on television

[@fowlgrowl888]

Dear jra610, I agree wholeheartedly with your astute analysis of this character within this medium. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt

[@MichaelGreen-vk5xq]

@@fowlgrowl888 I'M A HUMAN! A HUMAN MALE

[@oliverhooper435]

* Captain Raymond Jacob Holt

[@chuckschuldinerisgodly]

Y a s s , queen. •_•

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

“Don’t people call you Ray?” *“How dare you….”*

[@ludviglundqvist7334]

Top 3 Holt moments

[@gen4john660]

Got em😂

[@0g0dn0]

@@ludviglundqvist7334How many top Holt moments involve him saying “How dare you” to someone?

[@corazon8255]

He also allowed Marcus to call him Ray as well, which is funny 🤣

[@armand3686]

RIP Andre Braugher. What a legend

[@grimm_comics]

💯

[@danbradbury4747]

I will remember what he looked like

[@billyedsatiristry7952]

"I can't play favorites. You never did when you were in charge." " Of course I did." "Really? I never got any any special treatment." "I think you can do the math here." OMG seriously underrated burn.

[@fosjutub]

it took me a while to do the math but dayum

[@AstaYelling]

I still don’t understand this line help

[@aditipramanik9923]

​@AstaYelling I think he meant Terry wasn't his favourite🥲🥲 poor Terry

[@AstaYelling]

@@aditipramanik9923 oh dang

[@aditipramanik9923]

@@AstaYelling oh dang indeed 🥲🥲

[@dariusalexander8985]

"Any philosopher post Rousseau is essentially a magazine. You rube."

[@bandziarang9952]

rousseau wasnt french😪

[@FlashAm]

@@bandziarang9952 He lived most his life in Paris and died there. He was swiss-born but still a French citizen

[@bandziarang9952]

@@FlashAm he referred to Geneva as his home many times, fair to say he felt Swiss

[@FlashAm]

@@bandziarang9952 Fair enough, but I still see why some people consider him a French philosopher

[@Ibasirov]

@@bandziarang9952oh yeah, that’s exactly how he is remembered in all countries: not french, Swiss born philosopher. Just like Zidane is not french football-player

[@didemt1510]

"Who are you? WILLIAM Wonka?" This is so Captain Holt :D

[@giannisk82]

Fun fact. At the very first episode Holt introduces himself at the squad as Captain Ray Holt.

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

Noice

[@miri96bolognA]

Exactly!! I think of it anytime!

[@lizzyrank5405]

My goodness, I didn't realize he made such a blunder. I'm surprised Jake never said anything😂

[@RictusHolloweye]

It was doubtless a strategy to encourage comradery and a lax attitude so that the captain could closer ascertain the level of professionalism of the precinct.

[@enriquecabrera2137]

CAPTAIN Ray Holt. That means they should address him as Captain or Captain Holt. The Ray was a formality.

[@colinmartin3760]

Notice how he says to never take an adult who chews gum seriously, and then later on chews gum

[@Sun-gv8yh]

DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAO

[@duckcoleman3745]

To be fair, that means he was being untrustworthy by saying that in the first place😂

[@Joyful_Traitor]

I was looking for this comment

[@YesIndeed-nt9lo]

Also Gina chews gum so does he trust her?

[@Sun-gv8yh]

@@YesIndeed-nt9lo oooh, that's right. I wonder as well. Maybe he doesn't trust her then lmao

[@Robert-hz9bj]

"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con-man's ruse" is still the best life advice I have ever received...

[@keennickolas8575]

Your relationship to PB&J? "I want a sandwich. I MAKE a sandwich. I EAT ... a sandwich."

[@matthewgallaway3675]

A perfect beginning middle and end

[@miles3908]

1:49 Holt: “do not trust any adult who chews gum at all” 6:48 *Holt chews a piece of gum* He can’t be trusted!

[@bagusadjie4522]

he was lying when he was chewing gum

[@cesarjuarez931]

The heists prove that

[@nsanders125]

I ALWAYS forget about the "William Wonka" line 😂😂

[@MrsBrennaAHyde]

RIP, Captain. You will be sorely missed. ❤️❤️

[@user-yb1ob2mw4s]

"PAAAINNNN" my whole life

[@patrickn8355]

"Your mango yogurt" *WOOOO!*

[@DSMTheEditor]

1:11 my all time favorite B99 joke 😂

[@Bobbymaccys]

“De-ball these bands!” 😂😂

[@reeceytaylor]

Holt says if you love someone you'll remember what they look like but he has a picture of Cheddar in his office

[@bagusadjie4522]

in that same episode, in the end he kinda understand why and let max 1 photo of loved ones on the desk

[@trippinhard250]

@@bagusadjie4522 That was Amy I think

[@jexelbur6872]

That might be an inside joke for how the dog playing Cheddar is different each season.

[@reeceytaylor]

@@jexelbur6872 that was only because of dog availability

[@lindam156]

Kevin also has Terry’s painting of Holt in his office 😂😂

[@yyoveltube]

0:53 tell that to Kevin, your husband, who has a framed picture of you in his office.

[@spiritzion]

and to himself in the mirror. he has a little figure of cheddar on his desk.

[@Bazookatone1]

Kevin is much more Sentimental than holt,

[@HandledToaster2]

Holt: The absolute KING of SASS.

[@joels5150]

Man, Holt dropping that truth bomb on Terry is enough to give any cop an existential crisis. ‘and yet, crime continues’ 😢

[@tim_m22]

Coming back to relive the good times, RIP Andre ‘Captain Holt’

[@NeddyMontz]

1:00 "Keep your bands in a box or a bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@34blackula]

"And deball these bands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vagabondwiz]

Holt's alliterative lines are my fav!

[@TheDamnBeast]

The "yeesh" at 6:34 sounds ad-libbed and it elevates the burn a million fold.

[@SlideIX]

😂 I don’t remember the “magic genitalia” comment, I must have missed an episode 🤣

[@kingolo97]

It was the episode where Amy hosted Thanksgiving, Jake met Amy's dad and Charles ordered a live turkey to butcher in Amy's bathroom

[@cazia9]

S3 - Mr Santiago is the episode title

[@ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san5098]

And yet no Emmy for him in a comedy role huh? Messed up if you ask me.

[@Shadeza1373]

Anger 😂😂 even towards comedies 😂😂 Americans 🇺🇸

[@TheNoxian]

Here after the devastating news. Thank you, Andre, for everything.

[@themonesterman6307]

RIP. An acting legend gone too soon.

[@tonylie5143]

R.I.P Captain Dad 😢

[@oliverhooper435]

0:08 i've just realised that Captain Holt's introduction from the show's intro is him standing in this position. I've found all the other characters positions but never been able to spot Captain's!

[@PR-xm1gi]

Where’s Gina’s from?

[@Rob-zq6bh]

WHERE IS GINA’S

[@mo300z3]

Rest in Peace Andre ❤

[@marinakaye8284]

My fav., Gina, "Chartreuse alert!" Holt, "Gina, please limit your alerts to ROYGBIV!" Ah! RIP Captain Holt Xx

[@GoodNews-px2im]

This definitely hits different right now 😢😢 R.I.P

[@beny2546]

Holt : And now for a message of hope Jake : aah a message of hope right on time Holt: everything is garbage

[@adeletaylor6143]

Magical Genitalia takes me by surprise every time

[@andydotyhere303]

Never vacation in Banff.....so random and perfect

[@seanA416]

"Never. Love. Anything."

[@TheWoodnatalie]

I miss him already 😭😢

[@danbradbury4747]

I will remember what The Captain looked like 💔

[@ferlessgamerz4278]

thank you for one of the best series Captain Holt.

[@noobmasteroo69]

Can't believe he's not with us anymore

[@timothyjohnson9475]

Glory!! He play is Glory!! The "Pain" line was it. That drove me crazy!!

[@SeungWannieWannie]

A brilliant human/genius gone too soon. See you at the precinct in the skies captain dad :(

[@markdonalds7735]

Well , brutal honesty got me into way too much trouble in my life but i have no regrets …

[@mikepalmer2219]

Lol. Same here. Lol.

[@nhd6128]

4:28 - I quote this all the time...

[@heartsrk]

"... I was just demonstrating to Dt. Peralta what a FACT is."

[@keennickolas8575]

0:52 no. I actually DO FORGET how people look like. I forget faces. I mean, I recognize people, when I see them again ... but the longer I don't see them, the more difficult it gets for me, to picture their faces. :3

[@chandank4202]

RIP Captain

[@fawamaco1848]

Omg the I think you can do the math there is so funny lmao

[@TaliZVasTyria]

6:47 "never trust an adult who eats gum" The man stands by his principles. I like that But then how am I supposed to trust his principles now? What is this paradox? HELP!!!!

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Well I guess holt knows he’s in the world

[@reneroo277]

If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@owned2easy]

wait.... holt is chewing gum at 6:50 but said not to trust any adult who chews gum at 1:50

[@thehabz4190]

I like to think he does it to show Jake "clearly you don't trust me so I will chew gum to show that"

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Holt can be so stern stern is right

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

Every time I'm shocked with the level of acting

[@redhoodie4111]

"Don't people call you Ray?" "... How dare you?" I miss Andre Braugher

[@joeyst.laurent1987]

1:12 this is my favourite one lmao

[@indyspotes3310]

I like to imagine a world where Captain Holt and Ron Swanson are the best coworkers ever that still never talk sometimes...

[@toddrollins4508]

R.I.P Andre Braugher 😢

[@aryansingh2620]

RIP Andre Braugher 💔

[@cake58879]

RIP Andre Braugher 🙏🪦🕊

[@drebouyer799]

RIP Captain Holt❤❤

[@mikaelcyr3942]

Dear Andre Braugher. I will always remember what you look like. Much love from Quebec ❤❤

[@mattwilson2776]

So many great lines and hilariously delivered.

[@rjd4763]

RIP Captain dad

[@truepotential206]

"Sharon, you look big. like a Mighty tree"

[@SArmagh681]

RIP Andre

[@ModernElectricRecordings-bl6bs]

The GREAT Andre Braugher. RIP All the young ones who love this show and live Holt, go search out his work in Homicide. Mindbending acting.

[@bs-gi3gs]

If BOONNNNNNEEEEEE is not on here👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀☠️

[@DiscoSamurai]

That's not him being brutally honest, though. In fact, he's hiding the fact he needed to bone.

[@bs-gi3gs]

@@DiscoSamurai it still needs to be in every compilation. Come on it is BOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNE 🤣

[@diegonovaes4974]

cap. holt saying "imbecile" is gold

[@BrandonNewby-es5it]

Love this show.

[@Milkieeboba]

MORE HOLT PLSSS

[@stevehess7481]

It is so hard to believe he's gone, he was the best character on the show.

[@ztinkysacred]

Rest in Peace Andre

[@AnimeshDas108]

RIP Andre, you'll be missed ❤

[@ankitqwerty49123]

RIP Captain ❤

[@nileshkumarjha4542]

I played favorites and you can do the maths. Good one Holt!

[@latinguy67]

it's still so hard to believe Andre Braugher is gone. Such an amazing actor, and an awesome comedian.

[@mshshsh902]

RIP Captain !

[@egeehaque9016]

LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 "and yet crime has continued"

[@annieberry4008]

RIP Andre Braugher 😢🌹

[@j.tastic9132]

Rip the GOAT

[@The_King_of_Chefs]

6:32 I can't believe Raymond killed Terry live on air

[@sammiepittman3130]

Any French philosophy post Rousseau is essentially a magazine 😂😂😂😂

[@sayakbanik]

Paaaaiiinnnnn 4:33

[@wariocheats9701]

And yet crime has continued 😂😂

[@aadler1000]

What did Holt mean with you can do the math here when asked about special treatment at 2:37?

[@daithiodonnell2825]

That Terry wasn't one of his favorites.

[@danterpan]

@@daithiodonnell2825 what a sick burn

[@machomanrandysandwich7625]

No one will ever be able to replace him. We lost something very very special when he passed.

[@Lights_0wt]

PAAAIIIIIN!

[@maexslg-at]

7:22 replay button

[@fredmayhew7126]

I wish I had someone like Holt in my life 😢 much love to Andre and his family…”Ya rube”

[@burnthetrolls5971]

We love you Captain Holt always R.I.P.

[@ohmann238]

Message of hope😂😂

[@To_Orion]

Captain Holt will be my favourite TV character 💯💯

[@JoseMendoza-wj9tu]

“PAINNNN”

[@michaelhuynh4953]

I want a sandwich, I make a sandwich, I…eat the sandwich.

[@dumbidea1007]

He’s right about the French philosopher

[@ThatguyJoshman]

Terry actually got the brunt of the honesty