BEST OF DUMB IDEAS

[@Devoidprodigy]

Best of dumb ideas is 5 hours. Next will be best of good ideas and it'll be 15 seconds of silence

[@videnez]

followed by 15 seconds of reciting the pledge of allegiance brother

[@wontonschannel]

yeah and it'll be zach or lyle going "yeah that's not even funny thats.. that's just a good idea.. *silence*"

[@2ndbleak]

It’ll be Dingdong going “okay lets turn off the game now”

[@JojoTheRed]

It’ll be Jeff telling people to shut up.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

It'd be sewing gfs hands together.

[@ftvdeadmark]

I will stand by the idea of Zack voicing a bug eyed alien on the Mandalorian.

[@Kenny__UK]

OOGABEEGABALUGA

[@ftvdeadmark]

@@Kenny__UK Um, I could bring you in warm or… or lukewarm.

[@pyrotechnick420]

OOOHHHH GAZABINGABUNGAAAHHHH

[@punishederic4761]

I think it's just in this comp because it's funny, it's actually the best idea they have and goblin Hadel is perfect for the role.

[@username60737]

Meh gunky swungaa Chubo Quay

[@alitem3364]

I swear zach's mandalorian alien impression is in every compilation and i love it

[@menialbee]

it's the perfect most all encompassing joke

[@YourPancit]

Bapa du chinga la poo bee bah zinga MANDALORIAN choo ji blah bada oogah

[@eggbag4182]

They’ll stop when Disney finally recognizes it

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

​@@YourPancitanything but the poo

[@advente_]

Going in Tomar's basement was definitely a dumb idea *gulps*

[@badollies]

“uhhh he’s right behind me isn’t he ???”

[@NotDr.Evil137]

"You thought I would give you the car, didn't you (Tomar rips off shirt, does Final Fantasy Emerald Summon) you think a mighty being such as I would ever bestow upon you an honor so great?"

[@aztecserpent5525]

@@NotDr.Evil137his car is embedded with the Tomar Emeralds like a massive rusty Infinity Gauntlet

[@NotDr.Evil137]

@@aztecserpent5525 He uses it as an indestructible weapon 🤣 When he is not driving it, he is using it to batter his foes

[@zephyrhowtogaming1836]

Dont forget, the rusty infinity gauntlet was crafted with golden freddy's hand that scrambled corey's head into a red mist

[@somerandolad]

They aren't dumb ideas, they're just much too advanced for our feeble minds to comprehend.

[@juke9674]

Its because we dont have gibbon mind, dude

[@HOTD108_]

​@@juke9674OneyPlays needs to adopt "The Funky Gibbon" as their official theme song. If they can afford the Freaker then they can afford Funky Gibbon.

[@MetalSnake6199]

Maybe for the mere human. My autism gave me a super powered mind. And possibly a mechanical k9. Just a new set of skills for my adventure.

[@lancestewart9013]

1:49:36

[@samuell24]

You’re drinking Tomars Koolaid.

[@QuantumPineapple]

I'm glad they finally made the Best of Adam Compilation

[@sirkittius]

Ok Adam.

[@hypno5690]

"What...? ...Oh thats me HUAEEEHHEEEHAHAAaaegh..."

[@Palmspalmspalms]

They have before

[@joshyboy474]

@@Palmspalmspalms looks in your general pinheaded direction*

[@prometheus3396]

@@chikkin.salad.sandwichbro, the sheer savagery of the comparison. I’m stealing this insult 😂

[@bean_eater1209]

My favourite part of oneyplays is that they always put a singular frame of a real life burnt corpse in every video

[@timeless3259]

(Tomars wife)

[@KingSulley]

Finally a new video to autoplay every single time I finish watching anything on youtube.

[@kaj7135]

I get constantly recommended Best of Gaslighting and random youtube poops. There’s no way I’m not autistic.

[@Nousos]

I once called Tomar a left hander and he screamed "we prefer to be called RIGHT BRAINED" and kicked my shin.

[@axiss5840]

I prefer to be called 'minority of manual preference'

[@nomoremike3075]

Looks like the editor forgot the Oneyplays intro jingle. Tomar's not gonna be happy about this...

[@olseaweedbeardye8622]

I think it’s because this is a compilation made by Flapstick? They made a community post right before this was uploaded saying that their comps are now being uploaded to the official OneyPlays channel, so I assume that’s why there’s no classic jingle

[@yns000]

Un fucking watchable dude im pissed

[@PyrotechnicMooseIV]

That means the editors are going to get extra lashings next whipping session.

[@artiblanco1288]

Love how this starts with the Dislikes joke meaning this video will probably get disliked into oblivion

[@Kyunin9]

​@pawellesniak8043 No one has in years now... still the worst decision YT has done

[@Taoru11]

@@Kyunin9 The dislikes are in the room with me right now. I can see them. Should I be worried? They're nowhere near 30% btw

[@Makocat]

The video starting with that... in it of itself. Was a bad idea. Well done editor

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

This had better get over 5 thousand dislikes or Chris might 'oot up a fool

[@UOAPlays]

As of right now, the video is still sitting at around 97% likes

[@oldmanbaleb]

This probably won't be picked up but I need the fellas to know that in the Netflix series "The Night Agent" the Vice President's name is quite literally Ash Redfield

[@davidgatsby3775]

Every time I see Witch/Skin walker Hunt's added into comp's. Always makes me wish they'd do more playthroughs of them.

[@nightmoves17]

>fans steal content to make comps >Oneyplays steals content back to make their own comps Nature is healing

[@jackalexande]

@accelerationquanta5816 stop invading my brain with your insane ideas

[@_G.C]

​@accelerationquanta5816Otto he- I mean uhhh funny cat gaming

[@nightmoves17]

Bibser? Flapstick? Otto Heckel? You're just speaking gibberish.

[@kabbablabba4073]

​@@_G.C that guys a weirdo he literally writes school shooter manifestos now

[@_G.C]

@@kabbablabba4073 Where'd this come from?

[@BidenAKAP3D0Peter]

The concept of losing one dollar from his Wells Fargo account and being double Jewish really stressed Tomar's reasoning capabilities.

[@jonrontopher7490]

1:34:10 I’m so glad that the Forspoken writers going on strike to get paid better is classified as one of Oney’s famed “bad ideas”

[@joshuahughes4704]

“This sucks”

[@haxtrad]

"This is nothing"

[@wh1pqueen]

If nobody laughed i was going to say cut that out...

[@mrtimo3822]

paul stretch that

[@shirogitsune3480]

Finally, not only do I have a new 5 hour compilation to put on while I sleep, but it’s 5 hours of dumb ideas to subliminally rot my brain while I sleep! Thanks OneyPlays, I’ll be drooling on myself and slurring my words like Adam in no time.

[@wumfumblus]

cant wait to watch four hours of Cory and Adam!

[@GreenMiscreant]

"Imagine if the game ended with a dragon going through a portal and flying into the twin towers" Eerily close to the final ending of Drakengard

[@canislupus3655]

Based Drakengard enthusiast

[@TheMooper27]

3:13:02 Gold bit Back to the Future and Sonichu. "It's fucking genius and I'm the star! It's all about me It's not really even about Sonichu!" What a perfect review of those "comics".

[@grandmaknarf]

Oh wow I have a 5 hour connecting flight to Paris tomorrow what a coinkidink.

[@sefflikejeff1917]

Paris really is the best of dumb ideas

[@joshyboy474]

Don’t sink into the shite gamer, Godspeed 🫡

[@Conqueringrule]

We need Tomar's comic to be revealed so 6 year old Tomar can finally get the recognition he always deserved

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

I'd normally never defend Corey, but to be fair to him, Capcom does have a game where bees come out of zombies and spread the virus. So the gorilla isn't total lunacy

[@kanaka118446]

Didn't they play Dead Rising on the channel

[@catbirthdays]

only 5 hours? would have expected three times that amount at LEAST

[@PrincessRoses308]

gotta make a part 2

[@Abysalss]

Listen it’s not all bad ideas just the best of the bad

[@slingshotnerd]

They may be dumb ideas, but at least they’re not stupid.

[@bambino3624]

Colt 45

[@Familyguygaming]

Colt 47

[@joshyboy474]

Colt 49

[@007megaoof]

Colt 51

[@LinusBitchTits]

I shit my pants today

[@wontonschannel]

I don't think I've ever noticed from their Yoshi's Island series but Tomar's soft-locks himself on his FIRST attempt in this room: 1:58:29

[@fatterplatter3029]

You can just grab the orb with Yoshi's tongue I'm pretty sure

[@kiasmidt7678]

If we're running out of ideas for compilations here, id unironically watch a "green" one. Green and retired, laughing green witches, green cumulon, spitting green globs, "the Goblin's green!", 1% more green...Theres a lot of green material and thats the color of legal tender baybee

[@George_vv]

The dumbest idea was when Chris didn't want pizza before going out drinking with his pals...

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

I can't get over how Chris hated pizza when he was younger for no reason, like he never even tried it. Fast forward now and he loves pizza. All those years he could have been Ninja Turtling wasted.

[@VLADPowder]

@@Gaia_Gaistar And he got into pizzas as all the major chains have pretty much fell off. Even a good quality Dominos location pales compared to a nice local spot, or even some red meat which is always better

[@FloofMother]

He was traumatized by the evil pizza man

[@seamusfinnerty5897]

they mention honey i shrunk the kids worringly often

[@saturniidspectre]

They're passionate about children's media, especially of questionable quality.

[@Slimebeast]

This had better include the time Tomar decided to take mortal form and give up his deity status solely to join the channel...

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

O my goodness is that slimebeast creator of abandoned by disney?

[@Slimebeast]

@@KingMB_XJ_Official Maybe.

[@TravisTCM]

Is that THE slimebeast? World famous pasta maker of the creepy sorts????

[@Slimebeast]

@@TravisTCM If so, we're in biiiiiiiiig trouble!!

[@cubinel]

Oh my days, THE Slimebeast? You mean the beast whom is a beast mostly comprised of slime?! THAT Slimebeast?!

[@ricebix]

The twist for the supercomputer hypothetical black mirror episode should be that the guy who the supercomputer said would kill you also has a supercomputer that said you would kill him

[@ricebix]

And if there's multiple guys on the list every guy should have every other guy on their list so it's a battle royale that no one even needed to do because they were being tricked by the aliens into believing the supercomputers but really it's just the aliens making their own entertainment

[@luckycatGK]

I love the bit where corey is explaining the resident evil dlc and he just instantly gets it confused with dead rising and the bees

[@shkwornev8]

i slept in the middle of the video and had a dream that chris made some eldritch horror suit for halloween and was running menacingly after his sister for shits and giggles

[@coolguy9651]

We all enjoyed sonic unleashed but I'm still waiting for Sonic Unsheathed. A 5 hour runtime game where you play as Tails and the goal is to circumcise Sonic.

[@olxad9]

Cool of Oney Plays to make a compilation of its entire channel channel history

[@mattattack25505]

Oneyplays is the only channel where they could release a compilation for "Best of Sneezing" and I'd favorite it.

[@AfroRyan]

Is the entirety of the Saints Row reboot in here? It was a terribly dumb idea to play it.

[@UOAPlays]

Those were fun episodes though. Some of OneyPlays best videos are the bad games.

[@GhettoBagel]

The idea of the entire cast of FnaF trying to be friends with Cory and giving him sentimental speeches only to smash cut to them violently raping him is so disturbing but so fucking funny

[@productionsofmachu9389]

Oneyplays channel manager are you safe are you healthy? Are you okay? Do they have a gun to your head?

[@Tunkkis]

That's the biggest of the bad ideas.

[@GravityBouncer]

this channel is hilarious, i go to the comments to laugh more but get met with the cringiest and most obvious jokes anyone could make

[@dinodong5606]

Thanks for your contribution

[@GravityBouncer]

@@dinodong5606 ur welcs

[@MemphisHermosillo-yd9lo]

Oneyplays

[@hitscann1136]

Doo da da da da da daaa!

[@oweeb5909]

oneygays lol

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

You're so right dude

[@dawsond4123]

With friends..

[@N1k0SP]

real

[@jobcobbins]

Watching my favorite funny boys is never a dumb idea

[@gravez666]

not to be confused with the funny brothers

[@kuhneegit]

Wow, I have almost exactly 5 hours of my shift left. Guess I’ll listen to this to send the day off

[@Godlysound]

Philosopers getting banished from philosophy for listening to oneyplays compilations seems just about correct

[@branm5459]

Still waiting for that car Tomar. and the frame better be a comically large version of your head

[@pyrotechnick420]

1:39 When this upload went up I made this exact sound

[@benfinet]

15:27 that "wait a minute" from Zach was so good!

[@maggs131]

Chris cranking his carrot with toothpaste is probably the best _and_ worst thing I've ever heard 🤣👌

[@RiverTierney-bb8rm]

I thought Zach had a cleft lip in the thumbnail, and I was trying to come up with a reason as to why he did and how that related to him being dumb. Like I thought it had some connection similar to Chris's Sayan level 3 brows and hairy chin, but then I realized it was just the line from Zach's cheek.

[@gheedra2708]

1:30:42 I like how that became an actual thing. First person POV fry cook KZbin channels are now a thing.

[@fuggled.santiago2433]

Time to rewatch this twice a week

[@InspectahReese]

Who actually got the coveted “Tomar Jalopy” whoever got that car should probably disinfect the back seat I have seen Tomar do some unspeakably heinous things in that backseat

[@BalsamicJeebs]

my boy flapstick finally moving up in the world

[@dethgarf]

just had the most vivid nightmares of my life after falling asleep to this video. best compilation ever

[@UkiyoRo]

Was coming down from shrooms and the thumbnail really messed me up for a second. I thought i was going back in 😂

[@nevertbagabeartrap]

Saying the meter shows how much piss is in his "belly" really cracks me up for some reason. Like the idea your stomach is full of piss all the time is frankly hilarious and definitely not my fetish

[@thatfunkadeus]

I forsee Tomars LetsJob idea being done by Wendys, they're gonna have a content location where all the employees are ecelebrities and it's streamed from the security cameras.

[@devildante9]

When Chris starts a bit with: "One of the funniest thing you can do to your girl..." you know it's going to be a good one.

[@Prowerder]

Holy Flapsticks!

[@flapstick_101]

hello lol

[@ricardomora9913]

I forgot the beautiful fake laughter of Tomar, sounded like a little poket witch haha.

[@PennehLope]

I wonder how much it cost them to get The Nostalgia Critic to screech "CORY! CORY!" for nearly 5 hours straight.

[@gentlemankaiju1997]

Finally an iconic compilation of geniuses at work

[@victorfromwiisports6038]

Going camping alone with Tomar was the dumbest idea of them all.

[@somewhatrepresentable5207]

I remember seeing the reddit post they talk about at 1:07:55. People on Reddit have no sense of sarcasm

[@saturniidspectre]

They're utterly humorless.

[@petroleumjelly417]

So glad they posted this right before Zach’s birthday

[@_G.C]

The guys talking about eggman creating a fox robot made me think about how in the early comic he actually did that for one of tails' first solo adventures. Which is also one of the reasons sonic gets socked by him a hundred something issues later

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

More like 5 hour gooning session

[@hunterhuang2500]

Tom Holland's Poop Cam isn’t in here because that's actually the most revolutionary idea they've ever conceived

[@FyoCoutch187]

Man I love Corey! He makes me feel so smart haha.

[@Lonely_Soldier]

The Ash Redfield DLC is one of my favorite ideas.

[@goobyaluob]

“As a contracted member of OneyPlays, we withhold the right to auction off your car at any time we want.”

[@mello998]

Starting this with the 30% dislike bit is hilarious. Good job editor.

[@worms4dinner359]

theres so many dumb ideas i been listening to this video for 2 days

[@calvinjluther]

Woah, actually, these ideas are h-heckin awesome. *Blushes* I hope the boys see this and know that the real fans love and support them *Shrugs awkwardly* But that's just my opninion. *Glomps you*

[@calvinjluther]

There, I posted it. Let my family go Tomar.

[@stereoplexus]

Cory's ultimate basement dweller ignorance is fascinating and rage inducing

[@bokoura]

Man, that Opie and Anthony reference with the rattling spoon and "you say weird shit to people" is such a pull, rofl

[@dannycork423]

4:18 Adam brings up a good point. Is it a prerequisite for Harry Potter stagecoach drivers to watch someone die?

[@wh1pqueen]

Please replay witchhunt, it's my favorite letsplay of anything ever, I've watched it legitimately dozens of times

[@JoiH_Squigs]

i've been dislike botting the witch hunt hunt and this compilation for a good while, i really want that car

[@KevRyanCG]

Calling it now, that Minecraft Alien is going to be in Smiling Friends

[@Jacotomo2222]

I swear I just watched an unofficial best of dumb ideas with the exact same clips in the exact same order. I guess you could say dumb minds think alike.

[@Lumiiify]

1:19 how did he create an entire language in a matter of seconds

[@Dafoodmaster]

It's a funny little hypothetical situation but i would totally watch Oney Sails the Seven Seas and see them make nice travel video essays with personal improvised banter. I can see it now: Lyle explains about the local population, chris does the intro where he says the country/territory/location (journey 1: usa to costa rica, journey 2, through the pansma canal, touring the carribean islands, part 3: more carribean islands, then bahamas, then upwards to north america.

[@Dafoodmaster]

And tomar and zack sit on wicker chairs outside watching the water telling eachother hypogheticals

[@Ks.Kamcam]

5 hours is more than usual for a compilation. Dumb ideas run this channel.

[@StickySauce101]

I love how the first few seconds are just Tomar hating the idea of charity towards his fans.

[@jameshodgson3656]

6:40 lol what are the odds the bleep was "dyke-ing funeral"

[@ryphil4]

I think its a full on guarantee

[@PudgySasquatch]

Didn't the British eat a bunch of mummies? So like for the sarcophagus cartoon bit could the twist be his mummy got eaten by some British guy

[@sedentarycub5775]

Imagine if you will, a bizkit forced to beg for the life of his crumpet and cookie 😢

[@Dorito_Djinn]

I'm just realizing that 1:05:46 onward is literally Asmongold's thumbnails lmao. There's even one with his dad in the background although lacking a belt

[@fullmetaIdipshit]

The roach man

[@SykoMuffin]

2:08:20 Zack's perfect Smash Bros Announcer impression made me spit out my water lol. It was so funny and unexpected XD

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

I love how an apparently curated selection of the "best" dumb ideas still takes 5 hours

[@harpernicholson1]

just in time for my monthly binge-eat-and-watch-oneyplays

[@s-p_i-d_e-r]

these guys never fail to make me lol

[@Kainlarsen]

I like the meta that Forspoken is also a dumb idea playing under the guys' discussion of dumb ideas. :D

[@lunch_trey]

I don't know what's more surprising: The fact there's 5 hours of dumb ideas OR There's ONLY 5 hours of dumb ideas

[@juggernautic4l]

thank god it's dumb ideas and not idiotic epiphanies or unintelligent suggestions

[@Electricdynamite]

56:07 it's insane that this is almost the exact plot of Drakengard/ Nier

[@NotMichaelCera]

Interesting that Tomar is involved with literally every idea…

[@abondvd8241]

I am very happy the Ash Redfield DLC idea was at the very end of this!