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[@elliott1546]

When Scully calls Jake as "Jakey" 💕💕💕

[@lavishagera1302]

I was gonna say that 💖💖💖💖

[@X_nien_vh]

I love that❤️

[@juicytitan5501]

You people are weird

[@j.cun777]

@@juicytitan5501 🚫🧢

[@mitty9109]

@@juicytitan5501 I agree

[@madara1149]

I love how everyone is genuinely worried because they missed Scully’s birthday

[@wayviv]

Madara yeah it actually felt nice

[@wayviv]

But it was because it was a big one 😂

[@adamwelch4336]

They may be crusaders of justice but there crusaders of friendships as well!!!

[@caleblindsay-manning8895]

So did he only have the fake birthday or two birthdays?

[@drinkme637]

Caleb Lindsay-Manning he had the fake one in the episode

[@thatlycantomboy]

“It was Scully’s birthday and _it was a big one.”_ ok but what a clever scam these absolute madmen pulled off

[@michaelamanie4797]

And Scully proceeds to drink thumbtacks

[@curseds0ldier]

Im sure it wasn't the first time looking at the game with the fish.

[@marcobodt9750]

Bro what now for his real birthday they think he already had his birthday that year. So if he pulled this on his actual birthday it would be the same amount of money.

[@curseds0ldier]

@@marcobodt9750 ...did you even watch the show? They try to forget everything 'bout Scully and H. , because most is disgusting. They dont remember if he already had birthday this year or not.

[@marcobodt9750]

@@curseds0ldier yes but he can’t pull the trick even with his real birthday to earn extra money because they’ll realize it hasn’t been a year since the last one. It’s basically that they could have just done a party for their real birthday and gotten the exact same amount of money, no more from this prank

[@lauraleigh6329]

What happened to our bro code? Badge before va- "Hitchcock No!"

[@TheOcco99]

Laura Leigh After MONTHS I finally got that joke! Thx!

[@OvSpP]

Oh! He was gonna say vag!

[@ThatPancakeCat]

He was gonna say jay jay

[@connorlynn4182]

i thought he said bags before fa-s

[@OvSpP]

[AXS] Greyalpaca and you think Captain Holt would let him keep his job if that got back to him? And (if this was after season five) you think Rosa would let him live?

[@joaquinphoenixsforeheadfac7829]

Imagine a dedicated prequel for these two

[@jack_db_1989]

WE NEED A MOVIE OF THESE TWO

[@abi2767]

I'll watch that

[@OvSpP]

With Hawk and that other guy in the 80s and they meet Captain Holt in after credits scene.

[@OvSpP]

Xergyo Salgado He recruited them that early 🤯!? That’s over 20 years!! But knowing him, believable 😂!

[@mitty9109]

@Xergyo Salgado holt didn't start the 99. See episode 1 season 1

[@lucasmilne6563]

The fake birthday proves that there smart enough to win the Halloween heist

[@Starmadien2019]

Just too lazy.

[@joshmorton7283]

Tbf Scully technically won 2

[@sweddiebunz1379]

No, it doesn’t

[@omnie22]

they would probably be capable of overthrowing a small country if you offered them a couple burgers

[@abelbiju7269]

Actually there are instances where they are better than the others

[@BAM_Deadstroke]

"Well no one asked you... It's a SELF-evaluation" might be one of the best lines in this entire show.

[@kajalmishra9848]

I want to use this line on my boss at the time of monthly evaluation.

[@AnshumanDas2902]

@@kajalmishra9848 Everyone does 🤘🤘

[@bplionel2]

"We have a combined total of 14 arrests. We would have had 20, but we only have 14."

[@godoftoasters7594]

Who I think I am: Jake Who I want to be: Terry Who I actually am: Scully

[@justjoannak]

*SAME!* It's lowkey sad

[@SilentExile729]

Scully has talents. You’re probably Hitchcock.

[@Soulrapier1]

There is nothing wrong about it

[@kuteken6312]

No, you probably a Marshal Boone

[@bobnavonvictorsteyn9017]

Scully is amazing don’t disrespect

[@atreyeechaudhuri8450]

Scully is the cutest ❤ He is also the only one calling Jake "Jakey" ❤

[@thehereandnow8673]

Boyle does it too sometimes but not nearly as wholesome

[@themoosehoof]

He’s legitimately my favorite character he’s so sweet

[@aarathi44]

Ikr scully saying jakey is the best

[@tjsmith7355]

I love how casually Scully says “I was however extremely into cocaine for most of 1986.”

[@abigailcarroll6982]

I mean who wasn't?

[@anthonywozniak7373]

preceeded by a 70s full of speed (diet pills)

[@bumblehatches6637]

That's actually a continuity error, because in the cold open featuring their younger selves, the year was 1986 as well IIRC.

[@zer0stars]

@@bumblehatches6637 In my headcanon, they assumed that Hitchcock and Scully looked like that even though they were hot.

[@kartikpandey1353]

Probably stole the very cocain they confiscated from Jio Costa in that IA investigation episode

[@garretthaslam3869]

The guy playing scully is such a god damn good actor.

[@woozertoo]

And a good opera singer IRL too.

[@seawizard1239]

Joel mc kinnon Miller is a National treasure

[@freddiemercury5987]

Who are they on your profile pic

[@garretthaslam3869]

@@freddiemercury5987 What??

[@freddiemercury5987]

@@garretthaslam3869 who is that on your profile pic us it a movie character or something

[@rodman728]

“Oh man, I already ate, I guess I’ll just have a cheeseburger deluxe, couple slices of pie, maybe an egg cream... and a waffle.”

[@VeryFairygirl14]

rodman It me

[@1peeptom]

EACH time i watch this Scully clip, i get hungry! 😋

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Imagine what he’d order if he hadn’t already ate

[@lukaza1261]

Just a small order

[@mrpopeshistoryclass7285]

"Were still gonna have lunch right?"

[@georgegeorges2985]

“Woulda been twenty but we only got fourteen” Can’t argue with that logic

[@CollinMcLean]

I mean... mathematically he's not wrong...

[@yaboi772]

“Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one” I mean, he’s not wrong

[@longblack666]

The real MVP.

[@calm1423]

Gosh! It's 'if you're NOT wearing one'. You had one job, Scully!

[@mwalker2401]

Yep

[@kumarshubham7632]

We all know the real reason why Hitchcock took his shirt off in Amy's apartment

[@TheNinthGenerarion]

@@kumarshubham7632 so he wouldn’t spill on his own shirt

[@joaoluis3014]

3:53 "Turns out the door was a push not a pull" Now in my list of excuses

[@jakman8515]

and when they asked why it took so long to figure that out you can say "I was running and I was gonna pull the door becauses thats what you do but it didnts open and I ran into the door giving me a concussion

[@legofan370]

I just realized that the 70s flashback makes no sense since they didn't start getting fat until the 80s (with the Hitchcock and Scully episode).

[@tommerker8063]

it makes sense though, scully is telling a story and the others are imagining it, what we see is the imagination

[@brendopls]

Tom Merker or it could take place in the late 70s after that episode takes place

[@legofan370]

Nope, flashback episode took place in '85.

[@0175gre]

Or maybe its a sitcom and not too worried about cannon

[@fhinnes]

@@tommerker8063 True that mate, they (Amy and sarge) still didn't know that Hitchcock and Scully looked quite different back in the day, neither did we, so when Scully tells the story they (and we) imaged it with the bodies they know.

[@beenhereallalong9093]

7:18 holt:let's give him cash Jake:ahhhh Holt:yest I will cover you That literally the best relationship in the entire show

[@ggbsports]

Wrong. Hitchcock and Scully are the best relationship.

[@504gucci4]

​@@ggbsportsCharles: looks like me & Jake have the best relationship in the 99 Amy: ...well we're married Charles: yeah like people don't get divorce Amy: 😧 (Might of got some of the dialogue wrong)

[@pb1475]

When Scully calls Jake "Jakey" 🥺💖

[@lucasrocha5780]

Hitchcock and Scully both dressed as mustard is the best.

[@SincerelySagacious]

Not all heroes wear capes, some just make garlic bread to go with their lasagna.

[@gabis.06]

Mama Magglione👌

[@saamjaza1742]

@@gabis.06 real size queen.

[@milkinabag3313]

These 2 are so underrated, if it weren’t for them there wouldn’t be so many good episodes

[@OvSpP]

Plot twist: Kelly is his mom.

[@samarthrana8861]

Or his grandaughter

[@OvSpP]

samarth rana damn, how old do you think he is?

[@samarthrana8861]

@@OvSpP i dunno but i think scully would be a sweet grandfather😂 also he is probably very older than jake and co

[@Lizzo13]

@@samarthrana8861 Not his granddaughter. She's getting up there, but she's pretty spry for her age, especially considering she got hit by that car a year ago.

[@frostreaver1]

It's actually his wife AND dog

[@TrueElitegaming1]

Hitchcock just drank his own fish WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@VesOnYT]

Even I felt bad for Scully after they “missed his birthday”

[@vivda3512]

I love how casually skulls says “Thats because it’s all wart”

[@DwayneJohnson-tq5oo]

Jake goes "ahahheghhheheggggh"

[@emmaray6215]

Jake: How are you married?

[@samanthacrevellari6355]

I also find hilariously adorable when they are eating pizza together, and each of them have a half of the box marked with their initials.

[@janalisawaugh5499]

I love how they can't figure out Scully's wife's name when they're police officers and they could just check some records

[@welkingunther5417]

Checking some records? That's no fun.

[@jessicajayes8326]

Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog? Scully: How can you ask me that? We still don't know.

[@gbonkers666]

Maybe his wife and his dog's name is Kelly?

[@kamillewhite8758]

@gbonkers666 you're right

[@TereziPyrope413]

@@gbonkers666 they'd know that if they had listened to his podcast

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

I lost it at him yelling they are turnips

[@DamienTheCat]

"Hitchcock just drank his own fish" is a great out of context line to randomly throw at people

[@carloandrelucero8155]

“W E A R E T U R N I P S”

[@trashgoblin8885]

Why did I read that like the we are farmers jingle

[@bongo1392]

0:18 I just realized Adrian Pamento is in the background before he went undercover. Nice nod

[@higharchbishopofteatasting6217]

DAMMNNNNNN nice catch never saw it till you pointed it out

[@shoe3634]

omg how did i never notice that

[@bryladam]

Not possible since it was the 70s

[@bongo1392]

Bryl Dagalea how can you deny it that’s literally him

[@bryladam]

@@bongo1392 so you're saying pimento is over 50 years old then? It was the 70s everyone had long hair and overgrown beards

[@raghavvishakanth3837]

Scully: Wait, you assumed that Hitchcock and I want to eat that turkey?? Amy: Yeah.. Suclly: Thank you!

[@gizmoprime131]

I don’t know why but that clip cracks me up every time

[@justjoannak]

Scully's my favorite character. *CHANGED MY MIND*

[@NevanSlone]

6:25!

[@blaster23456]

I would straight up love for there to be an episode where both Hitchcock and Sully just tells the squad about the day they became friends.

[@_aballa_]

Terry's face when he said "Nobody wants your microwave." I just can't

[@crash7905]

we need a whole episode of Scully saying Jakey please and thank you

[@dimitri8960]

“I never got into diets. Though I did take diet pills in the 70s.” *Shows fat, slightly different and “younger” looking Hitchcock and Scully* Later on, we learn and see that Hitchcock and Scully in the 80s were seriously fit, charming, and sharp. I know it’s just a comedy, but talk about a plot hole!

[@yoda4731]

The diet pills worked and made him get his life in check, then they discovered WingSlutz

[@hottylamp3839]

i think that's what people thought hitchcock and scully would look like in the 80s because they hadn't seen the real hitchcock and scully. So probably not a plot hole

[@rimurutempest4945]

A. Storm I think that was the impression of the 99 on what Scully and Hitchcock looked like

[@Superbl0bby]

A. Storm the drier pills made Scully grow his hair back

[@legofan370]

HottyLamp But why would a hot young fit guy take diet pills?

[@JunkPhuJP]

Scully is my spirit animal. “I already ate...” and proceeds to order more food. Thank god I work out.

[@difunewmai1738]

I just love scully “We are turnips”

[@Dev.L]

I like to think that Rosa actually watches and cares about them, 'cos she was the first to notice when they set the sink on fire, and she's the only one who mentioned Scully in the last clip; even before Hitchcock.

[@movecount]

5:22 Reminds me of Terry trying to tell Holt that Scully and Hitchcock arrested 14 people that year and it was 8 more than the previous year, and Holt says, "They only arrested 6 people last year?"

[@g.b569]

To explain the difference in looks from the Hitchcock and Scully episode, I just assume that when the two talk about times in the 70s and 80s, we’re seeing how Terry, Jake, Amy, Gina etc. would see them, when the reality is completely different

[@reimarz]

I genuinely love Scully. He’s so precious

[@benross5170]

Would’ve been 20 but we only got 14

[@koji2357]

i cant stress how adorable Scully is

[@andrewilliamcesardossantos1555]

4:29 this part is always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@francofregossi5184]

Rosa: Hitchcock and Scully just set on fire the kitchen sink Me: how did that even happen?

[@thatjohnguyduh]

I always loved Scully calling Jake “Jakey”. The way he said it always sounded so endearing.

[@harshrajbasant]

1:03 the way Hitchcock roars always gets me😂

[@KamsPoliticalPredictions]

Am I the only one who thought Hitchcock was Scully and Scully was Hitchcock 😂

[@TrumbullComic]

I still make that mistake. I think because Scully looks like Alfred Hitchcock.

[@rezwalkers]

It’s flat top and the freak 😂

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

Hitchcock did call himself Scully once so you're not the only one

[@battuk2017]

Nope at the end Hitchcock calls himself skully

[@toobasaurus23]

I want to see a spinoff with young Scully and Hitchcock.

[@casualsanta]

ok at this point in time we now know that Scully's wife and dog are both named Kelly due to a scene in a recent episode where they all took a workplace conduct seminar. Now the quesiton is, is it wife Kelly or dog Kelly that he is talking about when he brings her up in the original Kelly wife dog dispute?

[@abigailcarroll6982]

Yes

[@19wjsa]

Sorry I'm late, turns out the front door is pull not a push!! LMAO 😁😁😁😁

[@bradsmith3169]

19wjsa wrong way round

[@tajudinatal4330]

Classic 😂

[@TheModeler99]

I'll use that excuse someday when I'm late

[@seren4066]

“wait. you assume hitchcock and i wanna eat that turkey?” “yes?” “thank you.”

[@antonissa8345]

Who agrees that there would be a good episode if Jake would have an drug case and when he tells the others about it, Hitchcock and Scully becomes shocked and tells that it’s an old enemy of theirs from their youth. This episode would see them get serious and stubborn which gets explained that they had captured him before he could do an million dollar deal and the episode ends with Hitchcock and Scully having an battle with him and winning.

[@TMGR]

These guys remind of Creed from The Office. Not that much screen time(in my opinion) but when they get their time, it is comedy gold!

[@smashexentertainment676]

Scully actually has a long history. He was working on the X-Files back in the days as a deputy in the episode 'Agua Mala'. Why he is such a good cop.

[@504gucci4]

He was a cop in Friday after next too

[@strawberrycake-9850]

7:46 that moment is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@chingizzhylkybayev8575]

Badass young Scully and Hitchcock scene would be the PERFECT opener to this video

[@usmansiddique9918]

These two are just amazing. So good don’t have as many lines but kill it every time my absolute favourites.

[@juliabecker48]

I love that holt covers jakes $20 just like a father💙💙

[@williamvouk2911]

Every clip of Hitchcock and Scully is the best of Hitchcock and Scully

[@TheStickalex10]

7:50 That line delivery will always kill me 🤣

[@ryanmurray9349]

I dream of cookie pizza every night

[@ianlim3491]

Can you do a compilation of Rosa and Jake?! Their best high fives and moments!

[@mannys9511]

4:08 get woke Scully

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

Love how Holt is proud of his excuse for missing Scullys birthday. Then even tries to back it up with a further fact later

[@avengerwidow9]

BACK OFF IT'S OUR MICROWAVE, OURS!!! *AGGRESSIVELY GROWLS*

[@rominkivela9351]

i'm 11 months late, but nobody wants your microwave

[@Hero-qn3lm]

6:22 I find funny it’s like there two buddies against the whole world I can’t stop laughing

[@Jadguy24]

I love that everyone imagines old scully and hitchcock in the 70s

[@dinovoldo544]

Love how they're old, and fat in the 70's but young, hot and ripped in the late 80s.

[@thepayne7862]

Good point would like to see the story of how they became hot in the 80's

[@jazzy11jw]

@@thepayne7862 I think it's done this way because that's how everyone imagined them in the 70s vs how they really looked in the 80s

[@vicmartone]

@@jazzy11jw you REALLY think so?

[@jazzy11jw]

@@vicmartone I mean it's kinda been hinted at it could be a possibility, I definitely don't think it was a mistake they did it that way

[@darkfool2000]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[@adyrockstarb]

“ Hitchcock drank his own fish “ Noooooooooooooooooo.... 😂😂

[@monaaaneekkk]

“We give the dog chocolate..it dies” it’s funny but I love dogs

[@MrBraddles3128]

"We give that dog a bunch of chocolates; it dies." Let's start getting quotes right before we post them as comments.

[@VesOnYT]

“Get woke Scully”

[@rudolfmaister465]

name more iconic duo i'll wait

[@lukewhite9237]

Me and your mom

[@harishashmi2230]

Jake and boyle. Bonnie and clied. Finn and jake. Me and your mum. Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton. Me and your 18 year old sister. Jake and Amy.

[@DoctorHippo]

I’ve been looking forward to this video

[@zippymiester6429]

"I love these pills. They give me so much energy, and I can eat whatever I want! *OH GOD--* " Lmfao

[@Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge]

"thumbtack mug... That. That was my thumbtack mug"

[@thebossesquibel]

1:40 I always love it when Rosa spots Hitchcock and Scully doing something wrong makes me laugh so freaking hard!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paperboy1116]

2:43 after their backstory episode, Hitchcock’s reaction makes way too much sense here.

[@DivineGraceMerina]

i love the self evaluation scene 😂

[@zaidandhiya5452]

3:45 Scully "Wohoo!,,, but we still gonna eat this lunch right?" im laughing so hard

[@powershin12]

I need more hitchcock and scully

[@nickelandcalcium6727]

Okay but I get sad when they get ignored in interviews :( They're amazing and I think they deserve more recognition

[@mr.l8723]

I love that Rosa announces what the hell those two are doing 😂

[@liammagalhaes6579]

70’s Scully didn’t even eat the sandwich, it barely entered his mouth

[@reitheinsolvable7380]

"can't spill food on your shirt if your not wearing one." No no no he's got a point

[@angadbhatia3167]

I love how sculls says oh sure when jake leaves

[@skatingandstuff8410]

"Hitchcock just drank his own fish" "WhAt NoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo!"

[@ezdiar]

“Get woke Scully” always gets me 😂😂

[@diegomeringer3953]

It makes him normal. It makes me LIMITLESS.

[@BonnieChun]

Honestly love them lol I always feel bad for Scully when someone is mean to him ㅠ

[@heeheehuuhuu]

Cocaine addict Scully and Hitchcock from 1986 don't look like the hot Hitchcock and Scully of the same time....

[@gizmo7396]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

[@paulheenan9098]

It's been theorised that the Hitchcock and Scully flashbacks of the 1970/80s are the imagination of the other characters since it's pretty much confirmed that their younger selves are what they actually looked like (at least before they discovered Wing Slutz)

[@tedioussugar384]

​@@paulheenan9098 Would also tie into how Scully had the cocaine addiction; not only did he and Hitchcock hide one of the cash duffel bags to give to the informant (i forget her name), but Scully also nicked one of the coke bags!

[@beckaronibean]

It was a long year 😂

[@merlin8046]

Honestly I really came here to see their young versions and I don't get what I wanted

[@denissewoo]

Scully is a sweetheart ❤❤

[@TotallyAwesomeMcknz]

God bless these two!

[@angadbhatia3167]

5:10 killed me.. literally 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aidan285]

4:06 never thought I would hear him say get woke 😂

[@rpgllama3036]

“I’ve been called the Leonardo Da Vinci of sitting on my ass” -Detective Earl Scully

[@kennymccormick4369]

I want Hitchcock and Scully to have their own spinoff show