"When was the last time you slept Jared?" "Absolutely David."
@elprofesor1706 жыл бұрын
I thought he said Dated
@CharlesLijt6 жыл бұрын
This is his pinnacle moment of his career, i laughed so fking hard right now.
@lokeshsah75 жыл бұрын
This got me laughing for hours.
@asdfghjk6845 жыл бұрын
His eyes after he said that... I'm dying.
@steveno43244 жыл бұрын
@@asdfghjk684 you got me dead bro
@Supercereal45 жыл бұрын
"What if, pied piper was an app that attracted rats" Mike Judge's six year foreshadow
@garrettk71665 жыл бұрын
Haha, i had the exact same observation when i watched this video today. Legendary foreshadow.
@maxtaylor125 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I didn’t realize
@joey-re1xi4 жыл бұрын
Garrett K i mean sorta, but it’s probably because in the fairy tale Pied Piper the hero leads rats away from town
@maxtaylor124 жыл бұрын
@@joey-re1xi You're an idiot
@SayAhh4 жыл бұрын
"Which one? Which one? Which one?"
@yourjunes7 жыл бұрын
I really love how Gilfoyle gives Jared shit like he would anyone, but when Jared talks Gilfoyle listens to him and considers his plans and advice, because he knows that despite all Jared's weirdness he's about the most composed and reasonable person in Pied Piper.
@meiji47857 жыл бұрын
"I will find some hoes to prioritize behind you" That is the sweetest sentence I have ever heard.
@visualsno6 жыл бұрын
It's sexist but it's about friendship
@randomuser664385 жыл бұрын
@@visualsno No, no. It's sexist AND it is about friendship. Perfect.
@reefer33435 жыл бұрын
Yee
@suncore5988 жыл бұрын
Jared's mentions of his childhood are downright heartbreaking.
@SLSAMG7 жыл бұрын
That explains the night terrors.
@DuncanDisordely7 жыл бұрын
"Okay, we just need to find it. I found my retainer in the school dumpster. I found my biological father in a militia up in the Ozarks." So many follow up quetstions.
@DashCat96 жыл бұрын
I love how we're slowly learning more and more about his backstory through little things like that.
I’m late but all his old friends are all really old ladies
@Janon488 жыл бұрын
Judging from this clip, Jared's main areas of interest are: 1. Butt stuff 2. Julia Roberts 3. Bird watching 4.Vague Hitler references
@bouncyoink12348 жыл бұрын
1822138 don't forget the SWOT analysis
@surelock32218 жыл бұрын
1st one is wrong, the butt stuff was the other guy
@TheMagneticChicken7 жыл бұрын
5.The concept of friendship
@illKiller67 жыл бұрын
5. Pivoting
@skinkscat7 жыл бұрын
And girls/sex(ism)
@TheSecondBeef7 жыл бұрын
"Don't weaponize my faith in you against me" Damm that struck me in a weird way,wasn't expecting that
@josh043p67 жыл бұрын
Has Zach Woods won an Emmy for supporting comedic actor?? If not, it's a crime against humanity!!!!
@DonC237 жыл бұрын
"we're not here to tell you what to do with your rats, we're here to get you rats STAT" lmfao
@LifewithLucy.20195 жыл бұрын
DonC and as some other people have mentioned, that was eventually the ending of pied piper
@UncleJoey6194 жыл бұрын
he said that as I was reading the comment
@adirx207 жыл бұрын
This actor is UNDERRATED
@unimprenditore7 жыл бұрын
Adir Sason I would give him some crazy bad guy role in a film
@sadesemolu7 жыл бұрын
So true. That episode when Jared was channeling his inner Chen on the phone scared me bc how good he could switch up between the two characters.
@123Crew1236 жыл бұрын
which one?
@robynd45466 жыл бұрын
I love Zach Woods, he's pretty big on The Office but he deserves more recognition
@rushellebernard44905 жыл бұрын
I swear !!
@Nhevreno7 жыл бұрын
"are you trying to say bros before hoes?" "Its sexist but its about friendship" lmao
@YodaZemunski3 жыл бұрын
I completely lost my shit
@jammadamma7 жыл бұрын
Jared is such a terrifying sweetheart
@yourjunes7 жыл бұрын
"What is negging?" "It's a manipulative sex strategy used by lonely chauvinists."
@wokangoman7 жыл бұрын
Fancy Food Fight r/theredpill in a nutshell lmao
@TheGreendragon10018 жыл бұрын
I sent him one last angry "bro." Can you make a bro angry? Well, he made this bro angry.
@ezas5337 жыл бұрын
Lmao "if my mother was naked and dead in the street, I would not cover her body with that jacket"
@Dochirin7 жыл бұрын
Jared is the character I didn't give a fuck about in season 1 and by season 3 he's my favorite character.
@msmay13127 жыл бұрын
It's true. "This guy fucks." I love him so much from the start. He's so cute.
@modiabcomedy7 жыл бұрын
Dinesh: I wasn't joking Gilfoyle: Were not friends Jared: See this is hilarious
@YungM.D.5 жыл бұрын
7:30 his little “thank you” is so genuine it just makes it so much better
@purplehaze15606 жыл бұрын
The writers are geniuses....one of the most unique characters I've seen in a long time XD
@claudiam24743 жыл бұрын
Yes but forza roma sempre
@randombutspecific2 жыл бұрын
A lot of it is also Zach woods’ brilliance. Some of these lines are improvised
@Drerunsit169 ай бұрын
Things can't be "most unique" because unique means there is no other like it in existence. If there were superlatives relative to "unique," then there would be more than one and it would not be unique.
@heatherperleberg78163 ай бұрын
@@Drerunsit16 you're unique, bud
@Drerunsit163 ай бұрын
@@heatherperleberg7816 Thanks 😊
@evilhutdug46655 жыл бұрын
Jared is the backbone of the company He hides his pain in darkness
@kxflory8 жыл бұрын
"Jared, clear this. Get all of the smoke out of it, otherwise it damages the device." Lol
@GeoffreyBronson4 жыл бұрын
"Chat Roulette used to be for social media but they pivoted to become a playground for the sexually monstrous." One of the best lines in comedic history.
@sorinalexandrucirstea19948 жыл бұрын
5:00 always cracks me up "Absolutely David" xD
@meinsouza8 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you sweat through your Uretra" LMFAO...Jared is so oblivious funny
@kevinhurd85536 жыл бұрын
“I celebrated earlier this morning” Jared’s face after this cracks me up so much
@andrewnagengast23498 жыл бұрын
I applied to an I.T. job earlier this month and I swear to God, my interviewer/future supervisor looks and sounds JUST LIKE JARED!
@alineoliveirasilva548 жыл бұрын
Andrew Nagengast this was probally a strange situation in RL
@fixafix698 жыл бұрын
Andrew Nagengast because you were in Silicon Valley
@gus3058 жыл бұрын
Andrew Nagengast did you get the job?
@andrewnagengast23498 жыл бұрын
Gus, yes actually! I have been working there for a bit under 3 weeks now haha
@gus3058 жыл бұрын
Andrew Nagengast Congratulations on getting that job, I'm sure it took more than just mere "luck," to get it. I'm glad your hardworking and dedication came to fruition
@KalravSrivastava5 жыл бұрын
15:26 😂😂 At the end, the way Richard said "WTF" as if he is so personally offended 😂😂
@meinsouza8 жыл бұрын
Jared is such a reasonable guy....they really need him!!
@KillaManjaroh6 жыл бұрын
Marcelo Souza Good to see you Ryukenden!
@SABERSVOID4 жыл бұрын
jesus christ he always looks and sounds like he's on the verge of tears, i love it
@smoothcriminal288 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest humans on Earth atm.
@_JellyDonut_8 жыл бұрын
I agree, he might be the best actor on the show
@niemanickurwa7 жыл бұрын
In a show of greats, he is the greatest.
@sltho7 жыл бұрын
Ozzy jonah ryan is a specimen too
@jared96437 жыл бұрын
Who is Ozzy Jonah Ryan?
@alec11157 жыл бұрын
He's a character on the show Veep.
@skinkscat7 жыл бұрын
When she added "as a woman" to my rights he just stopped and looked like oh shit I have to think about this one and that's such a hilarious and accurate interpretation
@skullguy85048 жыл бұрын
Walter White- "I am the one who knocks!" Jared Dun- "I am the one who fucks."
@Dachero7 жыл бұрын
- Sorry Django.. - Django?? - Unchained ...
@marlom78826 жыл бұрын
Dachero that was hilarious
@austinmetcalf75055 жыл бұрын
Widely underrated as one of the best jokes in the show.
@katzen33147 жыл бұрын
Would yo be very interested, somewhat interested, or not interested... Which one? Which one? Which one?
@Michy.peachy7 жыл бұрын
Katzen33 XD
@ClothyCentral8 жыл бұрын
im puttin on hats
@gabrielagbese19458 жыл бұрын
julia roberts!!!
@jbasti2276 жыл бұрын
Kon. M One of my favorite references haha
@alex05896 жыл бұрын
the best line delivery
@brianaxel14018 жыл бұрын
Which one, which one... Which one
@samfilmkid8 жыл бұрын
That may be the last time we ever see him alive...
@Theunspoiledprincess7 жыл бұрын
*runs from cop* "I'm pivoting!"
@poltronafrau7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, David.
@kevincarter20206 жыл бұрын
look at me, look at me, look at me
@jessnjon156 жыл бұрын
Zach Woods is an excellent actor and I would love to see him in more, the dude Fucks.
@ivylzhu2237 жыл бұрын
Idk if anyone else has noticed, but Russ's talent is fast and accurate observations
@davisnicholas91237 жыл бұрын
Ivy Lee everything he ever said turned out to be absolutely correct
@bobobsen4 жыл бұрын
@@davisnicholas9123 but he did imply that Dinesh was a terrorist
@azrifarhanhanif29753 жыл бұрын
@@bobobsen dinesh did do the whole suicide bombing parody using pineapple
@tuanjim7998 жыл бұрын
Man this guy is fucking hilarious. I wonder how much of it is the show's writing, and how much is Zach Woods improvising.
@krisaldbala65377 жыл бұрын
I think the cast of The Office and Silicon Valley said that he improvises a lot and everyone praised him for being hilarious on set.
@mistressofmusic217 жыл бұрын
Jared reminds me of Dobby because he's sweet and sensitive.
@jackierosas95933 жыл бұрын
And the eyes. . .
@Eric-jb1ym8 жыл бұрын
"That's a kind invitation" classic Jared
@shlokzsharma8 жыл бұрын
15:00 “It's a 2001 casino heist film starring Julia Roberts and 11 men.”
@bitterbum16 жыл бұрын
the julia roberts running joke is one of the funniest things about this show
@ElyzaHalpern7 жыл бұрын
"Oh Donald you've come undone!" lololol
@robromeo38578 жыл бұрын
"Do you think maybe you sweat from your urethra?" is the best
@TheBAMEYER138 жыл бұрын
19:02 "Jared, nice. Using that dick." I'm crying
@fei-feiross51706 жыл бұрын
his little dark moments are priceless
@toddalexander50153 жыл бұрын
What was he saying in German anyway?
@benaronov56008 жыл бұрын
Yes it's sexist but it's about friendship. Haha
@hayleebennett65967 жыл бұрын
Ben Aronov ???
@hayleebennett65967 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I'm a fucking idiot
@poltronafrau7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely David
@buddyroach5 жыл бұрын
6:05 richard: you can make bros angry? jared: well hes made this bro angry. lmao
@rahrahraichu73107 жыл бұрын
I've never felt like I was anyone's bro before. The only people who've used that term with me were assailants.
@jordansullivan57647 жыл бұрын
Like when someone says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods they can take your binoculars. #relatable
@edpolk12627 жыл бұрын
Jared is funnier than Erlich.
@Keoniiii4 жыл бұрын
ed polk Ecuador you don’t expect him to be that’s why Lmao
@suhailmall983 жыл бұрын
So much funnier
@titohmizoEpicAMVs7 жыл бұрын
the driverless car scene from season 1 should be in this video.......it was hilarious .
@lllllllllarose6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Car?
@specifikmc4 жыл бұрын
"I have a fragile posterity, my aunt used to call me Glasshole" will always be my favourite Jared quote.
@_mel_99534 жыл бұрын
“We’ve got a great name, we’ve got a great team, we’ve got a great logo, and we’ve got a *great* name.” Why am I laughing so hard
@Vladkhanthehun7 жыл бұрын
I think that's the most cheerful person I've heard quote Hitler. 11:40
@PaulyGutes6 жыл бұрын
That Django line always gets me. I've watched it 1000 times and it's still hilarious every single time.
@MQXM0014 жыл бұрын
His delivery is some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in my life
@JohnBonini6 жыл бұрын
9:16 Your new tenant is Jared Dunn. His rent will be exceedingly reasonable and his utilities will be included. He speaks German in the night.
@alexwuschke53296 жыл бұрын
I always keep an eye out for when jared wears his green vest. His best moments always occur when he wears it!
@BL-mf3jp7 жыл бұрын
"Every day here has been like that shopping spree scene". Best character
@irreplaceable027 жыл бұрын
"Absolutely, David."
@AceWyndu5 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice at 3:30 he says “what if Pied Piper was an app that could attract rodents.” foreshadowing af. lol
@skinkscat7 жыл бұрын
That Patagonia vest is the most mom like thing ever
@ronvlaarsvar68676 жыл бұрын
Spotted him calling Gilfoyle "Gilf" a few times. A nice wee quirk
@Superbl0bby4 жыл бұрын
I like how Jared progressively becomes eviler as the show goes on. I could not imagine the Jared from Season 1 becoming the same Jared that breaks down the intern in season 6
@amandamichelletenney7 жыл бұрын
Oh, Donald, you've come un-DUNN!
@IP3215 жыл бұрын
6:42 it's been 4 years since S2, and only now I realize what Jared means by "celebrating the moment this morning" Thanks to Russ
@_mel_99534 жыл бұрын
That part’s so awkward lmao
@phantomx557 жыл бұрын
As a product of forced adoption I can assure you there are consequences
@SirLancelotized7 жыл бұрын
I want a montage of Jared just saying nice things.
@adriancastro32327 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite character for sure, some of his lines are the funniest on the show
@Axe15245 жыл бұрын
I think he’s the best actor on the show.
@Nexic375 жыл бұрын
Jerad predicted the end of Pied Piper when he was trying to pivot the idea
@TinaThompsonPlayingtheField7 жыл бұрын
Oh Donald! You've come undone.
@balletboy946 жыл бұрын
He's like a dark version of the immortal Kenneth the page and his weird backstory. "I've had my share of squirrel tail and rock soup. We also knew lean times."
@hectoralvarez78118 жыл бұрын
if anyone had a fucked up childhood, it was Jared.
@grantwoolard5 жыл бұрын
Best character on the show
@itsalwaysliz72918 жыл бұрын
I knew this video was going to be good as soon as I heard Purity Ring.
@fundayazc89347 жыл бұрын
"which one? ... which one? ... which one? ..."
@TrevorDBrown6 жыл бұрын
23:20 - Jared learning to be human.
@JohnDemetriou6 жыл бұрын
Best of Jared is every scene with Jared in.
@AlejandroRamos-dz5xb6 жыл бұрын
22:36 -Richard? -Yes? -We have a secret :) It's amazing how something so simple can be so hilarious xDDDDDDD
@_mel_99534 жыл бұрын
Richard’s awkward “yeAh” makes it even better lmao
@Isaic025 жыл бұрын
Jared is awesome! Truly inspirational!! And I say that with almost no sarcasm.
@Isaic025 жыл бұрын
I finished the video. Now it’s no sarcasm.
@OaksWolf18964 жыл бұрын
"Everyday here has been like that shopping spree scene, I'm putting on hats" That gets me everytime
@m138jewski7 жыл бұрын
My aunt used to call me glasshole lol
@ruhappy21266 жыл бұрын
Mike M so..You can take it from me.
@GodsNode7 жыл бұрын
15:14 One of the best scenes in Silicon Valley.
@IntensePeppers7 жыл бұрын
I'm puttin on hats!
@emilnedev47384 жыл бұрын
Great acting - it’s almost like he’s really living his role!!!
@nicolahannigan4334 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing is that Zach was voted most likely to improv on set by his castmates so some of these zingers were probably his ideas
@neghiethervil56068 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud through this whole video. His fucking hilarious!!
@knanda21928 жыл бұрын
Neghie Thervil *he is
@JonnyMom58 жыл бұрын
The best was clearing the bong I died😂😂
@nickTeeKaystrickland4 жыл бұрын
'The only time I'd heard Bro before was from assailants ' that is hilarious and so casually said.
@otacon65663 жыл бұрын
"Well what you did took incredible guts and the fact that it probably won't make a difference makes it all the more meaningful." I think I just found my new best friend.
@trackboy177 жыл бұрын
"Well he made this bro angry." LMFAOOOO
@colinr48607 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, David....
@colinr48607 жыл бұрын
Oh, Donald, you've come undone!!
@shiny7817 жыл бұрын
Wish I could be as satisfies as Jared in real life
@argonurcahyo53226 жыл бұрын
I'm curious about how was his childhood. "Young Jared" should be made.
@thomaskeane64955 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best tube compilations ever 🙏👍🤗❤️
@djinnsbetpools7 жыл бұрын
He's like a weird amalgamation of The Mole, Mr Mackey, and Butters. But more Butters. I love him. 😂