If Jared were a real person I would definitely want him in my life. So loyal, sensitive, intelligent and uniquely weird.
@aintgonnaletuknow57585 жыл бұрын
and adorable (〃'▽'〃)
@kylecook71875 жыл бұрын
And almost certainly a murderer
@adeel-eh7xq5 жыл бұрын
I've met people like that in real life and sadly they are overlooked and misunderstood. Weirdness is not always received as well in the real world and people often go by first impressions.
@vitamindealer79155 жыл бұрын
He is the male version of a former girl boss I had. Hardcore ride or die for the company
@AnilSardiwal5 жыл бұрын
You won't say that now.
@lucasazx54746 жыл бұрын
The fact that the "Best of Jared" is the longest one of these videos shows how funny he is everytime he has screentime, Favourite character in the show for sure
@tryitout-7015 жыл бұрын
Lucas A both the actor and the writing are amazing.
@NightMythHunter4 жыл бұрын
Both him and Russ are the best
@theraviolimonster69384 жыл бұрын
nononono jian yang is the man
@kevinsmithgaming4 жыл бұрын
@@NightMythHunter you spelt Ron Laflamme wrong :(
@CZWORONOG3 жыл бұрын
Jared is the Creed of Silicon Valley
@yekaneast4 жыл бұрын
Jared is basically stuck in an endless college group project.
@lakshitdagar4 жыл бұрын
This is golden 😂😂😂😂
@cdmacd3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a living hell, poor guy
@SpongiformSpongee3 жыл бұрын
Project Manager life
@Dino-h3x2 жыл бұрын
Except all the members of the group are competent
@marqparks2 жыл бұрын
@@Dino-h3x Half the time. The other half their incompetence is at biblical levels.
@suncore5986 жыл бұрын
All the disturbing things Jared reveals about his past leaves me stunned over how he is able to function as a human being.
@skyejacques4 жыл бұрын
In real life, he probably wouldn't. Unless he has EMDR or somatic experiencing therapy. Most of us IRL with trauma find it difficult x
@bwal93744 жыл бұрын
I think he’s clearly just functioning on the edge
@Lcarter524 жыл бұрын
suncore598 ....with a smile on his face, no less
@wayzUX4 жыл бұрын
Not everyone ends up derranged after a hard life, some people grow up to be thankful for better terms and humble. It's an american myth that trauma is the excuse for everything bad. I know people who went trough hell and war and still function as normal buetiful people. You didn't have war in america lately? You wouldn't know what 4 years in hell occupied city and under grenades mean, and people still act good and normal.
@atomicman23073 жыл бұрын
Everybody that grew up in foster care winds up homeless and hearing voice fact
@dovestrodor3 жыл бұрын
I always liked reading Zach Woods interpretation of this character, that he deliberately modelled him after the ridiculousness selflessness of moms. Like how some moms will spend hours cooking for their family only to eat over the sink. It's really funny seeing that dialed up to 11 in the body of a human scarecrow.
@sparko582 жыл бұрын
He’s actually said he based it off his own mom
@KL-tn1zc Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I see it now. That's awesome
@santiagocarreno5881 Жыл бұрын
ues this is correct; and after I hear him said that, I totally got it
@theena4 жыл бұрын
Jared in the driverless car politely referring to the car as 'Mr Car' will never get old.
@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын
I am now calling all the self driving taxis around town "Mr. Car"
@cjstafford11816 жыл бұрын
This character is GOLD. Shrouded in a dark past and his loyalty to Richard is borderline certifiable. But this guy does fuck.
@munkiking45113 жыл бұрын
OMG how he fucks! :D
@mac.x_xcheese280510 ай бұрын
I liked how you quoted Russ Hunneman
@ImNotADeeJay5 жыл бұрын
Jared is the kind of guy that is kind, loyal and never backstab you. But is also the kind of guy nobody wants to hang out with. Life is not fair.
@Lazyguy224 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did make a death threat based on very little provocation. He also seems to travel back to past trauma a lot. He does seem like an unsettling guy to be around.
@marqparks2 жыл бұрын
Jared is what girls see Nice Guys as except in that reality, this guy FUCKS
@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын
@@Lazyguy22 what's wrong with a death threat now and then? Some of y'all have thin skin lol
@scallen38412 жыл бұрын
He is the type of guy who will kill you in your sleep
@cristiantapia6312 жыл бұрын
Who cares cause this guy fucks!
@daniglover38716 жыл бұрын
i love that he is soo weird to the point he makes Richard seem very normal
@theencryptedpartition46332 жыл бұрын
Like Zack Snyder JL looks very normal as opposed to Joss Whedon’s
@CHURCHISAWESUM2 ай бұрын
I love his weird though. I’d kill a man to have a Jared
@babydriver93963 жыл бұрын
“Jared when was the last time you slept?” “Ah, absolutely David.” Lmao
@gaborkovacs42296 жыл бұрын
this actor is a genius
@person47945 жыл бұрын
His name is Zach woods
@PoeticWeasel5 жыл бұрын
FooBar Maximus ok nerd
@chomponthisplz5 жыл бұрын
@@foobarmaximus3506 needs to start doing Kegels.
@MartianMoon4 жыл бұрын
@@foobarmaximus3506 you dick. you DICK. YOU DICK. FUCK YOU
@robertobrien35684 жыл бұрын
@@foobarmaximus3506 u wwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2uu w it5wwr5q6wqwqwwwwqwwqw5ww5weqwwaqaa r5wqqqwqqqwqwqqwqwwqqwwqwqq5qqr7qwwr5wwwwqwqwqqwwwwwwwwqqwqwqw65w5qq5qqwwqqqqawqqqqaqqr
@tims.39506 жыл бұрын
Zach is by far the most underrated comedian out there. He's putting on hats, people!
@StevenCBlah5 жыл бұрын
"Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?" "Ive never seen it"
@icehornet15645 жыл бұрын
Tim Sikkink 26:20
@jet64774 жыл бұрын
He is also in The Office as Gabe, such a brilliant actor
@everybodyisanidiot45533 жыл бұрын
@@jet6477 I like to think they're the same person, Gabe is Jared before he went thru some more shit, also Sabre was a tech company and their job is similar.
@80Mollusc3 жыл бұрын
"we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and just killed our first few villagers" Shit, Jared was always 12 steps ahead.
@rr9653 жыл бұрын
Yep. You know “blood boys” are a real thing too? Fucking Silicone Valley.
@RustCole012 жыл бұрын
Lol, Jared and Russ are clearly oracles or clairvoyants of some kind. Russ intuitively knew that Jared fucks and he sized up Erlich so accurately that he immediately chose to shun him. And Jared foretold covid19. These men are not mere mortals.
@spiralingsphere37852 жыл бұрын
Yea, Ebola was bad.
@martonszucs88872 жыл бұрын
@@spiralingsphere3785 ebola? Lol
@LCR-ds2ox Жыл бұрын
@@spiralingsphere3785try COVID
@johnvictorengland77036 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! Jared speaking in German is hilarious, as best I can make out he says that he is going to slit everyone's throat and something about NO MOM! I'M NOT GOING INTO THE CAGE!
@daniglover38716 жыл бұрын
omg ..that's fucking amazing & fits his character very well
@CigaretteChristian5 жыл бұрын
@marcopolo2905 Ahah thank you for the translation.
@sidarthur87065 жыл бұрын
i thought i heard 'in die keller'
@cookiebaker44034 жыл бұрын
I praise you for that tidbit of information
@chiefbologna57193 жыл бұрын
I cried when he said Auschwitz
@neontime85075 жыл бұрын
Silicon Valley is peak comedy. Every fucking character is hilarious in a completely distinct way. Even smaller characters like dr. Crawford and Russ
@lucentics4 жыл бұрын
don’t disrespect Russ like that he billionize for breakfast 😂
@jmg9995 жыл бұрын
"I have a sensitive posterior. My aunt calls me "glasshole"." -- This is one of the most genius lines ever.
@ispearedbritney5 жыл бұрын
"I had a stuffed animal named Winnie- I mean, it wasn't technically an animal. I took a ziploc bag, and I stuffed it with newspaper, and then I drew a smile on it."
@austenreyes71115 жыл бұрын
Jared “i once saw him throw a sloth down a flight of stairs after a presentation. He said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes” the image of Gavin doing it in my head kills me every time lmao
@makani90043 жыл бұрын
lol, yeah, probably my favorite line too. Do you picture him slinging it underhand or holding it over his head and getting a running start? Poor sloth.
@oscar75133 жыл бұрын
No, it was more like a hammer throw. Gavin spun the sloth around and yeeted it down the stairs
@asap5629 Жыл бұрын
holy fuck thats amazing lmao
@YouBazinga6 жыл бұрын
"I simply imagine my skeleton is me and my body is my house. And that way I'm always home." "Adversity is a great teacher, just like cigarette burns." Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant! Donald aka. Jared is one the most entertaining characters on the show!
@36gamers4 жыл бұрын
and then later he said every home hes ever had has been stripped
@UrbanLegend2k116 жыл бұрын
"Which one? Which one? Which one?" lol
@gopalg9806 жыл бұрын
The best survey ever!
@Isaic025 жыл бұрын
“We’re here to get you rats, stat!!” That’s what I’ve been needing.
@insiddious5 жыл бұрын
Interested, very interested or very interested?
@Official-ej7gc4 жыл бұрын
This scene with the parents and their child got me laughing again and again
@feliciaroyers16465 жыл бұрын
My favorite Jared moment is when Jared and Richard are on Richard's bed together and Richard is being frustrated and Jared is consciously mimicking everything he's doing and Richard falls back on the bed and Jared does too and hits his head on the bed frame
@birguredone73165 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zpmyg5Vnn815esk 😂😂😂😂
@marqparks2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how often my shadow does that
@Godsrival2475 жыл бұрын
"It's sexist, but it's about friendship"
@o.oo.o56375 жыл бұрын
I love this one
@rr9653 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@夜空が素晴らしいです6 жыл бұрын
29:16 "How would you like to die today motherf*cker?"
@hoilst5 жыл бұрын
"No, it's not a real death threat, sir!"
@magicmintak5 жыл бұрын
Jared is so nice that he offers the dude options for his own death
@jjpp19932 жыл бұрын
I hope to be in a situation in which I need to deliver that exact line
@soundninja996 жыл бұрын
Elrich: "Do you have to pee, Jared?" Jared: "I would love to pee" lol
@tingamer25085 жыл бұрын
TTate it’s eric
@emilevyncke29905 жыл бұрын
@@tingamer2508 no it's Erlich
@kirin12305 жыл бұрын
@@tingamer2508 It's Erlich I think
@insiddious5 жыл бұрын
@@foobarmaximus3506 There's a difference between reading jokes and acting them out
@Turok11344 жыл бұрын
@@foobarmaximus3506 That's two comment sections now where I've seen you say dumbass shit.
@machi-full-of-coffee6 жыл бұрын
Jared is skilled, smart, loyal, enthusiastic, diligent... any company who has someone like him is very lucky.
@JackieFuckingChan5 жыл бұрын
Is that a Hunter x Hunter icon i spy?
@Granuja144 жыл бұрын
The fact that Zach Woods improvised most of his dialogue makes everything so much funnier! That guy f*cks!
@adityaverma24924 жыл бұрын
Not too many times I think, theyve all said it's the script..
@ndunks4 жыл бұрын
lol everyone thinks everything in these shows are improvised. 99% of it is scripted, its not improv
@juules2154 жыл бұрын
@@ndunks zach woods is known for improvisation and is said to have improvised a lot of his scenes in silicon valley
@ndunks4 жыл бұрын
@@juules215 ok? The show is still 99% scripted
@olekkuvppl6 жыл бұрын
Russ was right
@gogl926 жыл бұрын
This guy fucks!! haha
@KrayFashion6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mmayonnnaise86015 жыл бұрын
This guy f u c k s
@armandovalle72884 жыл бұрын
'He fucks!'
@NewyLFC4 жыл бұрын
"Jared... nice, using that dick"
@s3ntimental6 жыл бұрын
such a great character. and immensly well played
@henryc75165 жыл бұрын
More than with Gilfoyle, I want to know what kind of f*cked up childhood this guy had.
@therzook3 жыл бұрын
he is canadian...
@sheeesh4046 жыл бұрын
30:48 "If you wanna work the corner you cant fall in love every iime you turn a trick, thats why you do the oxy" LMAOOz
@s.ananthkarthikeyan45604 жыл бұрын
Explain to a non Native speaker please :P
@nix41144 жыл бұрын
@@s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 "if you want to be a prostitute, you can't fall in love every time you have sex. that's why you do the pills" essentially
@s.ananthkarthikeyan45604 жыл бұрын
@@nix4114 thank you!!
@Meg-A-Saurus7 ай бұрын
Well, now we know why his aunt calls him "glass-hole." 😅
@controloz33104 жыл бұрын
I could honestly watch Jared all day long. That 34 mins flew by.
@MaZe7415 жыл бұрын
29:15 is the most well-mannered threat ever
@spacekitt.n5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. this guy is a masterclass on how to lean into your natural character---like REALLY lean into it hard. It's like he took the character from the office and became his final form in silicon valley...cant wait to see what he does next!!
@brianabeeblebrox53994 жыл бұрын
Yo you gotta see him on Avenue 5 "I'm a nihilist" "No you're not" "Whatever! :D"
@CKproductions10003 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a spinoff focusing on Jared's backstory.
@Bongobert3 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly, I have so many questions
@HoussamNekkaa3 жыл бұрын
Too dark for HBO
@saoirsevicteoiria27593 жыл бұрын
@@HoussamNekkaa Too dark for anything, really. The non-verbal responses by other character's reactions to Jared's statements, particularly Gilfoyle, you can see them clocking the seriousness of what Jared's said, with no real way to address it. And that's basically what any story about a person like Jared would be. Definitely not something that would play to comedy.
@soylentramen77953 жыл бұрын
@@saoirsevicteoiria2759 That's deep yo
@-scotty-63213 жыл бұрын
That would be an absolutely heartbreaking show
@venivecivedi4 жыл бұрын
"What if pied piper was an app that could attract rodents?" Jared eerily predicted the demise of Pied Piper in the series finale
@rabidbasher6 ай бұрын
Both are a reference to the Pied Piper fairy tale, which is alluded to frequently over the course of the show.
@dukewheeler78464 жыл бұрын
27:16 is hitting a little too close to home
@garybierman16214 жыл бұрын
I know wtf
@hail2tfreeman4 жыл бұрын
That caught me off guard, like the hell??
@sathwikdoddi66024 жыл бұрын
he said bat, and villagers. how tf did he know
@Ghostdog154 жыл бұрын
@@sathwikdoddi6602 SARS was a less effective coronavirus that also came from Bats in 2002, he's basing this reference off that event, not COVID-19
@zothOne4 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostdog15 Stop ruining this for me, my head-cannon is that the COVID19 of their universe will be started by Jared.
@madadisr3 жыл бұрын
Jared is one of the most underrated characters in television history.
@yeet48386 жыл бұрын
Jared is the best character imo, the actor does such a brilliant job.
@lauraminet62596 жыл бұрын
"Mr. Car?" XD love this. Zach Woods is amazing.
@ruztygitz4 жыл бұрын
25:40 That Jared's voice getting deeper as his methods are getting darker is the most awesome characterization I've ever seen on a comedy TV series.
@danielwilson-rains18073 жыл бұрын
I love the line, "I'll talk them into suicide"
@jimmyadaro2 жыл бұрын
YES.
@andrew44626 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to HBO for not copy striking this despite the HD quality.
@leatherDarkhorse5 жыл бұрын
I reading dinnesh n gifoyle convo now.
@andrew44625 жыл бұрын
@@foobarmaximus3506 The real crime here is the fact you separate sentences with two spaces. Also, the fact you name yourself foobar, so basic
@sushruttabakade60884 жыл бұрын
If being sexy is a crime then lock me up
@noDice075 жыл бұрын
“Where’s dwarfism 1.0” Jared: “you know in the real world” Gilfoyle: “that’s prejudice” Literally kills me XD
@innergranola12994 жыл бұрын
Same. Always cracks me up.
@TigDegner2 жыл бұрын
You're literally using the word "literally" wrong.
@noDice072 жыл бұрын
@@TigDegner you literally don’t understand hyperbole
@TigDegner2 жыл бұрын
@@noDice07 lol hyperbole is literally something not meant to be taken literally. The word "literally" exists specifically to communicate that something is *not* hyperbole.
@noDice072 жыл бұрын
@@TigDegner No hyperbole is rhetoric, it is used to effectively and over-exaggerate speech while not being sincere. Hence why using literally in an insincere manner conveys my point better than using figuratively
@fortomorrowwehunt84492 жыл бұрын
"if you wanna work the corner, you cant fall in love everytime your turn a trick. thats why you do the oxy" my favorite quote
@Mogu0034 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's so polite and gentle because most of his life was an impossible bucket filled with rock bottoms. So he can literally only look upwards from here.
@polinabanana79125 жыл бұрын
6:19 holy shit Jared predicted the ending
@MartianMoon4 жыл бұрын
Polina Banana holy shit LOL
@zachary88724 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought as soon as I heard it
@jezpeep5382 жыл бұрын
He didn't, he was just saying what it Pied Piper was like the original story of Pied Piper, a dude that attracted rats with a flute or something like that.
@samholder1962 жыл бұрын
'it's sexist but it's about friendship' jared is too pure
@darrenmeein31626 жыл бұрын
I swear I've had a really good friend like jared lol we would call him a secret gangster because 98% of the time he was a giant awkward dork and 2% gangster 😂😂
@crunch98766 жыл бұрын
samuel hayden what a lame nickname.
6 жыл бұрын
2% just straight gangsta is just the right amount
@wolffire54215 жыл бұрын
He honest both looks and act like bertholdt from attack on titan I mean they even have weird sleeping habits
@MERLINnecrofan Жыл бұрын
How would you like to die today mother fucker?
@cvspvr Жыл бұрын
@@crunch9876don't talk shit about secret gangster
@HAF-ei8lv5 жыл бұрын
I saw him in the Office before Silicon Valley - this dude is an amazing actor/character.. The german kills me everytime hahaha
@alexpaxton13364 жыл бұрын
6:59 "I can follow your child anywhere and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me."
@changuage5 жыл бұрын
"The CPS worker couldn't find my birth certificate" HHAHAHA OMFG DEAD
@TheOneAndOnlyDOC6 жыл бұрын
I used to think Dinesh and Guilfoyle were the best on this show, but it's definitely Jared.
@ATornTomkat6 жыл бұрын
For me, J > G > D. Dinesh is too much of a supporting character to Guilfoyle.
@davejeon026 жыл бұрын
BigHead >>>>>
@filzahmahmood5155 жыл бұрын
Nahh elrich
@suhailmall983 жыл бұрын
@@filzahmahmood515 Erlich I'd by far the worst character on the show
@justwam76192 жыл бұрын
I started watching this show and didn't give Jared much love but as his allegiance grew to Richard so did mine to him. Him and Gilfoyle, two of the most underrated comedic actors.
@Matt-wg9xn5 жыл бұрын
"it's a kind invitation but I have too much to do" - best response to an authority figure ever
@mailtrap224 жыл бұрын
If you're a writer, you must feel so lucky when you get an actor like this to write lines for.
@brianaxel14016 жыл бұрын
20:36 - And I have a fragile posterior. My aunt used to call me 'Glass-hole'.
@hectorwearden2024 жыл бұрын
27:14 Coronavirus Prediction: "We may not be a global epidemic yet, but we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and we've just killed our first few villagers."
@mysticsushi5 ай бұрын
Or just what happens in an epidemic.
@combustiblelemon39924 ай бұрын
Ebola
@andrewgarratt1503 Жыл бұрын
Not only one of the funniest characters but also such an integral character in terms of the skillset he provides. Every startup needs a Jared Dunn
@ItalianCheeto4 жыл бұрын
18:28 was the funniest scene ever. I can’t remember laughing harder for anything ever. the whole build up to the line is a masterpiece 😭😭
@OhBonezz Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MichaelWutsch4 жыл бұрын
I first saw him in The Office and thought he was okay. So when I started watching Silicon Valley I didn't expect much, but he is amazing in this show. Made me laugh so hard
@casey65563 жыл бұрын
“I’m going on close to 40 hours without good sleep and the edges of things are starting to get a little… dancey” God if that wasn’t most of my third year of uni
@BK-dv3hh4 жыл бұрын
Protect Jared, he’s so pure 😭😫
@suhailmall983 жыл бұрын
But now importantly... He FUCKS
@AdnanHuxain5 жыл бұрын
22:02 Look at Richards excited face turning sad when Jared is talking. LOL
@oleksandr83716 жыл бұрын
18:28 is gold
@Danatron6 жыл бұрын
they should make a show just about jareds past
@argusgoose87585 жыл бұрын
and one that’s just Gilfoyle being Gilfoyle
@mollytaylor81224 жыл бұрын
That show would literally be a psychological thriller
@jcavs98474 жыл бұрын
Young jared
@TheBiakko5 жыл бұрын
“I found my biological father in a militia up the Ozarks”. Glad I am not the only one...
@caneloalvarez15164 жыл бұрын
I am planning on moving to the ozarks....
@almythical10964 жыл бұрын
Its amazing how positive and polite Jared is, every scene describing his past or experiences is so dark and bleak. What is his secret... ?
@MrBrokenSorrow5 жыл бұрын
I had a supervisor who was almost exactly like Jared. When I started watching this show I was wondering why he seemed so familiar and then it hit me. LOL
@rr9653 жыл бұрын
Haha I’m a bit jealous. Although after years of telling people I wish I had a boss exactly like Michael Scott, I got a Michael Scott but his name was Paul. Called him Michael and got him a “World’s Okayest Boss” sign for his desk. He treasures it. As Michael Scott would 🤣
@david4rancibia343 жыл бұрын
Was he called Ed Chambers?
@LCR-ds2ox Жыл бұрын
@@david4rancibia34the most underrated comment right here
@kristianbrandt30126 жыл бұрын
The sleep talking in German bit was brilliant! Especially because Jared doesn't speak German XD
@dasbanane51356 жыл бұрын
He speaks fcked up shit in german. "I will crush him and slit his throat" "They will all be dead haha"
@dr24076 жыл бұрын
Jared is one of the boys from brazil
@victorselve83495 жыл бұрын
Yeah he really doesn't
@carlosnava84853 жыл бұрын
After carefully listening to Jared he has become one of my favorites characters. His past is riddled with burning questions that should be answered with his own series.
@GC-yw1mn4 жыл бұрын
Jared getting stuck in the car actually frightens me when I watch it. It seriously feels like a horror movie.
@itwasaliens3 жыл бұрын
I would love it. Is probably do it again on purpose for fun. It's looks like a fun experience.
@sabinacle15295 жыл бұрын
Jared definitely has become my favorite character. His slowly unfolding backstory is so freaky scary and hilarious at the same time
@osamabinllama39525 жыл бұрын
I watched this video about a week ago, as soon as I finished it I started rewatching the show, and now that I’ve finished that I came back to this video, and everything Jared says and do still cracks me up. Easily the best character on the show
@thekidfromcastlerock38915 жыл бұрын
Sleep derived Jared bouncing ideas off people then asking 'which one? which one? which one?' is my pure o brain encapsulated perfectly in video form.
@lauraminet62596 жыл бұрын
25:00 absolutely killed me
@rickjames216 жыл бұрын
This made me so happy.
@kurlykayla90135 жыл бұрын
I nearly peed myself and woke up all my roommates from laughing so hard when I first watched that scene xD
@rushellebernard44905 жыл бұрын
Laura Minet I died !!!! Dwl lol
@gaussiano5 жыл бұрын
18:30 XD
@ASLUHLUHC35 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@haydenmacfarlane71945 жыл бұрын
29:15 best part by far, second best is the one literally right after it
@BLOODCHROMEDESIGN4 жыл бұрын
100%
@alex05896 жыл бұрын
"I'm puttin' on hats"
@openshores42886 жыл бұрын
started off as the "least cool guy" into "one of the coolest guy" in the show haha
@123Crew1236 жыл бұрын
7:53 Absolutely David.
@ks_youtube3 жыл бұрын
Did a psychometric character test and got him as my top 88% match on both occasions, can confirm that in real life generally people like us are kinda lonely. We enjoy being in others' company but when it comes down to it we're the first to be forgotten to be invited to an event - even if it's not personal. We'll probably be happy to be looped into chipping in for all the office presents but nobody will put in an effort to remember ours or celebrate unless we're the one organising it. We have good intentions and can be fiercely loyal to what/who we think is right but we are so so often misunderstood, and don't have the energy argue with the brick walls around us alot of the time. We can be very creative, but in saying that our ideas aren't always practical, comfortable, or popular even though they would achieve something that is better for almost everyone. Sadly most of the time we fly under the radar, dismissed as the strangely strict weirdos that can't chill and it's only in a sitcom like this that people can take the time to look and listen.
@eliasqueen40202 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to leave a comment and a like so you know that you are seen, you are seen lol!
@0mnislasher1 Жыл бұрын
you aren't a tv show character. seek help.
@toddgaak4224 жыл бұрын
"You look like someone starved a virgin to death." Epic.
@ivanmarkpadilla48106 жыл бұрын
Jared reminds me of those soft speaking Jehovah's Witnesses who knock at your door on a Sunday afternoon.
@Envious1226 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@revellifevideo6 жыл бұрын
Ivan Mark Padilla lol
@gaussiano5 жыл бұрын
yeah! german jehiovah´s witnesses
@gaussiano5 жыл бұрын
oh wait... i just think this a litle more... he speak german and is so fucking weird, maybe is a amish
@sux2suk5 жыл бұрын
And when you tell them to fuck off they tell you that you and your children will forever burn in the fiery pits of hell
@harshhash78245 жыл бұрын
I never thought about this until watching these clips, Jared quoted Hitler a lot and he also spoke German in his sleep. Was his Dad a Nazi? Or rather one of his foster families, he didn't meet his actual Dad until one of these last seasons.
@mariannecontrino62974 жыл бұрын
Haha.. Could be. He talks about where he thinks the German sleep talking came from, in this interview on the Off Camera channel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3urg5WCZs-gp5Y
@yardstickwhack3 жыл бұрын
At first I thought they were using that scene to establish him as a possible Nazi, but after finishing the series, I think it was more that he has multiple personality disorder. There are so many allusions to it and it is possible that one of his personalities has learned German and the main Jared has no recollection. Something like that is actually possible in real life. I knew a lady who had worked in a mental clinic and her first patient was a lady with 17 personalities. It took 3 years of counseling before they realized that she had multiple personalities. One of the personalities was a bouncer; another had a phD from Rice University. The original alternate personality was a teddy bear. They were able to merge the 17 into 3 before she moved on from the clinic.
@carclain1232 жыл бұрын
@@yardstickwhack his childhood abuse would be a big factor in it too, it's completely possible. The Ed Chambers bit is more proof.
@Zeuts854 жыл бұрын
"I've never felt like I was anyone's 'bro' before. The only people who've used that term with me were assailants." 🤣
@whoresaladАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@trinablonde3 жыл бұрын
Jared is the funniest part of this show. And everyone in this show is A+ hilarious
@Crazelord914 жыл бұрын
Anyone irl would be lucky to have such a ride or die friend like Jared. The guy is awesome and hilarious
@stevenboyce26532 жыл бұрын
“Absolutely David” gets me every time 😂
@Bat05415 жыл бұрын
It took me an hour to watch this because of how much I had to pause to laugh so I wouldn't miss the next clip.
"I'm putting on hats" is one of my most used phrases these days.
@RicheGarcia5 жыл бұрын
Richard has the best assistant/bodyguard ever.
@yamboy8083 жыл бұрын
Jared is the best hypeman a friend could ask for
@Jasonrm924 жыл бұрын
7:56 Richard: "When was the last time you slept Jared..?" Jared: "heh absolutely david" *looks away* hahahaha
@Wuhhhht5 жыл бұрын
The look of absolute delight when Jared realizes that him and Richard have a secret
@revellifevideo6 жыл бұрын
He’s such a good soul :)
@mayurchavhan85902 жыл бұрын
Jared likes to help and protect scared, low self esteem, helpless people and Richard was facing all those issues while running a company so he stick to him, later he helps older people.
@colinlester35 жыл бұрын
"He's the least cool guy I've ever met" Ah yes very relatable
@haayitsShanaynay5 жыл бұрын
I love how he is weary of assailants
@lithium235 жыл бұрын
6:19 this was foreshadowing I just realized. That is exactly what Pied Piper turned out to be.
@melissahunter52154 жыл бұрын
Someone tell me, please, f*cking how Jared got out of this f*cking Aralon?
@Scribbler13824 жыл бұрын
"Adversity is a great teacher. Just like cigarette burns." The quiet, subtle insanity of Jared is fucking genius.
@Monkofthecaribbean4 жыл бұрын
Damn this mans career went from Sabre, to Dunder Mifflin, then Pied Piper. Dudes making moves.
@floooooo6 жыл бұрын
If I am ever going to create a start-up... I hope to find an employee like jared.