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@iStevie Жыл бұрын
will you really tell me when you come to Antigua and Barbuda? or will you just shamelessly spam me your USA tour dates instead?
@virtheon2 жыл бұрын
"now that would be brave" is perfection
@oldvlognewtricks2 жыл бұрын
Not seen the movie. Works to a crisp punchline anyway. 😘👌
@CoLoJePa2 жыл бұрын
I've seen the movie and didn't getnit until I read this comment.
@LuLu24Ayo2 жыл бұрын
The silence after “there’s a backup whale” Oh god
@peachiee17 ай бұрын
there was no silence what are you on about
@hazelnutcola2 жыл бұрын
i love the pathological liar couple so much
@sleepysera2 жыл бұрын
I mean, do we know if the second story was a lie too??xD
@suppeccnole67872 жыл бұрын
@@sleepysera yeah they said it was in the full show 😂
@illkao62112 жыл бұрын
@@suppeccnole6787 your picture is so cuuuuute 🥲🥰
@raincloud-55162 жыл бұрын
Can you put the timestamp cause I can't tell which couple you're talking about lol
@hazelnutcola2 жыл бұрын
@@raincloud-5516 sure its 6:16 :D
@duolino52112 жыл бұрын
any time gianmarco interacts with the members of the audience it’s literally just him getting excited about the gossip and I love it
@JosaxJaz2 жыл бұрын
Dude said "we have a backup whale" And gianmarco realized he had a super villain on his hands
@NormyTres Жыл бұрын
I mean, what kind of 'sanctuary' would condone that?
@capuchinosofia4771 Жыл бұрын
@@NormyTresthe kind that asks for a whale (and a backup!) Delivered by plane
@ErikUdenАй бұрын
Who tf needs a whale
@AahanaGoyal2 жыл бұрын
I've seen almost all of these on shorts and still was wheezing the whole way through rewatching them here. True talent man
@Kas_Styles2 жыл бұрын
Same
@elenazanna54752 жыл бұрын
Samee i never miss an upload yet they're still funny
@iscapopo2 жыл бұрын
The guy singing Toronto was so good.
@trevorhegstrom2816 Жыл бұрын
And I loved the way his face lit up when he did it.
@asagoldsmith3328 Жыл бұрын
And he did as if it were "Vincero" which is perfect
@yuvalne4 ай бұрын
right???
@EMETRL Жыл бұрын
I love how the audience members always are either super vague with their answers and he has to squeeze information out of them or the answers are just so detailed and specific that it leaves you speechless. No in between
@TheBoss4711 Жыл бұрын
8:51 His response to finding the therapist in the crowd is priceless. Actually so genuine. Like, "How did I get the priviledge of picking out the therapist in the crowd at my comedy show?" 😅
@TheGreatSteve2 жыл бұрын
You should employ that sound tech.
@aylergayuno2 жыл бұрын
😭💀
@TheKillahKyla11 ай бұрын
So he can sit around and destroy a book on Gianmarco's dime? No thanks
@orangekun73372 жыл бұрын
There’s the one girl who said she loves working with old people and wouldn’t say her favorite patients name cause of hipaa and then there’s this guy
@abewewew2 жыл бұрын
That’s the sexiest “what do you do for work” I’ve ever heard
@carys77932 жыл бұрын
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL
@NormyTres Жыл бұрын
Nooo! I don't have Netflix!
@Mike-vn3lt2 жыл бұрын
I've listened to that woman howl "what is happening?!" in the background ten times now....its too fucking good. 🤣
@raymondkymsuttle2 жыл бұрын
That point about Disney princesses unionising was superb.
@Starflare5 Жыл бұрын
I love the last one with the Disney Princess Meredith. The girl is absolutely right in saying that she can say what she wants. The reason is nobody can understand Meredith because she has to talk with her very strong Irish or Scottish accent.
@Elphie2042 жыл бұрын
...unionize. Now that would be brave. 🤣🤣🤣
@raincloud-55162 жыл бұрын
"Is he okay?" "No he's a nurse" 😭🤣
@lindsey22332 жыл бұрын
I LOVE comedians that can interact with the audience!! For me, that’s a true comedian!! Love your stuff!!!
@salmanuh13412 жыл бұрын
I'm still traumatised by 'back-up whale'
@reidleblanc3140 Жыл бұрын
I went to a 0-8 therapist as a kid. My parents finally pulled me out because I wasn't engaging at all. She'd say "do your parents abuse you?" and I'd be like "man I really like your lego sets"
@seanewing2042 жыл бұрын
32-year-old man here. Knew every reference he didn't get, including the Disney princess. This guy's hilarious!
@God_Is_An_Atheist Жыл бұрын
"There's a back-up whale" I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
@thetinycathouse2 жыл бұрын
That last response is absolute perfection! 😆
@carby68312 жыл бұрын
"Meredith was may favorite. She can say what she wants." I think I know why she *was* a disney princess.
@JD-dh7bk Жыл бұрын
Excellent crowd work. Some other comedians make fun of/ bully the audience. And I feel like that's mean and easy for a quick laugh.
@fritcie2 жыл бұрын
i literally love your comedy so much LMAO, i don’t usually laugh out loud at stuff i see, especially when im alone. but your vids have me cracking up!
@chrxstoffer2 жыл бұрын
I dont watch stand up like that, but man… You are something else! I’ve never laughed so hard, and every thing you say is so funny! Never stop doing comedy, I’m speechless!😭😂
@elifdurmus824310 ай бұрын
I love the lady that goes "what is happening?!":D
@phasm422 жыл бұрын
Great line to end the video with 😅👏👏👏
@saniyaganiyani89122 жыл бұрын
I wish you could come to India damn...... love your crowd work and the podcast....
@worth_listening22 жыл бұрын
This is definitely my happy place
@Kellietruj2 жыл бұрын
NOT THE BACKUP WHALE LMAO
@kedabro19572 жыл бұрын
10:50 ... Utterly elegant.
@qwertyhimym2 жыл бұрын
Loved you on James corden! Was working bts and laughing
@george93712 жыл бұрын
ew I feel bad for him lol cant believe he needed to go through James Corden yuck lol
@cojinmango2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for including the whale guy, best bit 💙
@MiniTrainLoco11 ай бұрын
Opera boy just got a two person stand up ovation from the Netherlands! That lead up was excellent 😂
@justagirl1798 Жыл бұрын
the MMA fighter interaction is the set up for my favorite joke ever
@Jade_Ess Жыл бұрын
“So those are two different cables you’re saying?” 😂
@Aerostorm562 жыл бұрын
I had to subscribe because i was on the floor red in the face with laughter, keep being awesome!
@Sarathewise1582 жыл бұрын
Ngl I've seen a couple of your shorts before but these best of compilations ABSOLUTELY got me to subscribe. So good!
@BeautyandtheBronx Жыл бұрын
Omg he is hysssterical! The cargo plane tho. You fly 2 things that can travel on their own? I’m dead. 😂 In my comedic mind I heard him say … You mean you just can’t drag the whales there?? 🤣🤣🤣
@YouOpaOpa2 жыл бұрын
“Now that would be Brave” hahahahahaahah
@northygames18402 жыл бұрын
lmao love this video. This crowd work is insane.
@elmariajin7778 ай бұрын
The convo went form 📈to📈to📈
@JessicaMiller-pc4dj Жыл бұрын
I felt that "so they're different cables" comment deep in my soul 😁.
@dreadogastusf3548 Жыл бұрын
I feel you. I was working in a community college computer room. A girl says to me, "I think I broke the cup holder on the computer".
@JessicaMiller-pc4dj Жыл бұрын
@@dreadogastusf3548I feel like that girl and me could be friends 🤭.
@beagle_uah Жыл бұрын
The guy singing Toronto made this video so much better 😂
@themaggattack11 ай бұрын
I love how he didn't even know the Disney Princess, but he knew EXACTLY what to say about Disney Corp.
@undeniablySomeGuy Жыл бұрын
8:39 he's so good xDDDDDd
@esleyhamilton4056 Жыл бұрын
Your insight into what Disney would not want Merida to say was brilliant. In the last analysis it has less to do with bad taste or vulgarity and more to do with challenging the capitalist myth.
@danielsykes75583 ай бұрын
3:37 we need to get this guy a geothermal job
@JonyMSalomon2 жыл бұрын
Grande fra, buenisimos tus standups👌🏽💛💛 Saludos desde il Mare Nostrum🗿
@superduper59498 ай бұрын
I freaking love this guy😂
@anulkaaw Жыл бұрын
A-ha! An extra jab! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@medan8802 жыл бұрын
Love at the end how you’re like idk anything about this Disney Princess but I’m gonna make it funny anyway
@Unfortunately_Mickey10 ай бұрын
Old people absolutely have the best sense of humor about death. Everyone refuses to talk about it and acts like they're breakable.
@Sam-uu2nx10 ай бұрын
"Black guy destroys a book while girl puts feet on chair". Thats crazy 😂😂😂
@misteral10832 жыл бұрын
First I've seen of your work, absolutely hilarious! Insta sub
@vynniev96112 жыл бұрын
Clapped for the opera singer irl bruh
@CrabbyO Жыл бұрын
He claims to not know Merida, then makes a Brave reference at the end. Now, I know the princess did SAY "Merida from Brave," when he first questioned her on it, but if he could store that tiny, throwaway piece of information away in his brain, and make it the closing word of his final poinient joke,...🤯 We may have a new favorite, everybody!😊👏 No offense to Groucho Marx, Don Rickels, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Doug Stanhope...❤
@Aye--.-- Жыл бұрын
5:53 well isn't that the opposite of Jinx? Lol
@AllwaysNever3 ай бұрын
Crushed I won't see you on my birthday! So excited that you sold out, though! See you in November, you hilarious, laugh sharing animal, you! Thank you
@judithfaze Жыл бұрын
just BRILLIANT
@emperorpingusmathchannel536510 ай бұрын
Holy shit my ribs hurt. I didnt realize crowd work could be actually funny.
@bribunny12345 Жыл бұрын
“She’s the one I don’t know”
@JustLisnin2 Жыл бұрын
Of course the *assistant* principal was just the accomplice.
@lordmonocr6206 Жыл бұрын
The opera guy holy fk… that was so surprising
@deplant5998 Жыл бұрын
Give this man a sitcom.
@lilyrose8706 Жыл бұрын
The school one was wild☠️
@MrGabe9992 жыл бұрын
He looks like a Hugh jackman if purchased from wish
@timfriday9106 Жыл бұрын
LOL this dude totally reminds me of Andy from Weeds. LOL
@KavitaSingh-pb3ui2 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@cpagoals2 жыл бұрын
Can I just say I love opera boy lol
@peteresenwa2 жыл бұрын
A backup whale? WTF is life 😭
@HeyJay4042 жыл бұрын
Of course her favorite disney princess is the only one that's pixar
@tracychallice10992 жыл бұрын
I’m really glad you learned about the charanna thing
@dreadogastusf3548 Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a cynical old guy. Gianmarco, your talking my language.
@therabbithat Жыл бұрын
Dude remember us when you're more famous than bread
@mattlantzy5093 Жыл бұрын
So those are teo different cables your saying? 😂😂
@cheeseheadfiddle2 жыл бұрын
You’re bound for SNL cast I hope
@yaminiarora77342 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@MissterBest Жыл бұрын
Gianmarco and Stavy need to colab
@dextergray1670 Жыл бұрын
Full investigation on nursing home guy
@daddyleon Жыл бұрын
Of all the things she would not be allowed to say that I thought he would joke about, I did not expect what he said But it's the very best example.
@annie-sc Жыл бұрын
Backup whale 😂💀
@PicnicForOne10 ай бұрын
They should unionize!
@AnadyiaHowell2 жыл бұрын
TORONTOES!
@treyhudson732 жыл бұрын
That Brave tag was slick!!
@vitranisuber Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@FallacyBites Жыл бұрын
The soocer coach who was just replaced one day with no comment: Yup, we had thatvhappen with a PE teacher. I had to find out through the scuttlebutt that he'd impregnated a student, AND that apparently he was always staring at the girls throughout his 20 years at the school. Apparently the actual pregnancy was the problem, and not the, you know, fucking creepy decades os harassment.
@danielsykes75583 ай бұрын
4:06 should've said somewhere in the South of Germany or something maybe Good joke either way
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams9 ай бұрын
He doesn't know Merida LOL. Something tells me he might not know Tiana either, or any "newer" Disney princess from the mid 2000s and onward.
@ivan_lamm Жыл бұрын
i miss beardless gianmarco
@jamesgerber465810 ай бұрын
Random Nate Diaz in the crowd... Yeah.
@someguy27442 жыл бұрын
🤓 Actually, whales breathe air and cannot breathe water so they shouldn't need water unless they need it for some other reason.
@clochard40742 жыл бұрын
To keep the skin hydrated
@someguy27442 жыл бұрын
@@clochard4074 Is that necessary for its survival?
@SOMETIMESIMHOT2 жыл бұрын
My schools old drivers Ed teacher was fired and nothing was said and now theirs just a new drivers Ed teacher and nobody talks about the old drivers Ed teacher even the dude that worked with him in the same classroom we have two drivers Ed teachers one takes kids out two at a time to drive and the other stays in the classroom and yeah one of em was fired and nobody speaks about him but everyone knows it was something illegal
@hannahbrown2728 Жыл бұрын
I know hes just riffing on the MMA guy, but when you fuck like an animal for 4-5 hours its a really exhausting experience. Not good if youve got a fight the next day. Considering they met at a gym and she recongized him from a fight, Id bet good money they get up to some wild shit behind closed doors. Two outgoing physically active people, in my personal experience thats made for plenty of unforgetable nights.
@srushed2 жыл бұрын
No but is someone gonna explain me the whale thing or...?