When I Thought I Was Going To Die - New Zealand Story

I’ve always been scared of heights, but this time I might have embarrassed myself. bit.ly/joshwol...
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[@JoshWolfComedy]

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[@andrewsears16]

Hey man, your third dunk should have gotten you at least a 9 for the tie. That being said... Dolphins have always given me an air of intelligence. Today....not so much. Much love and respect to you though good sir.....but for the love of all that be...it would be my greatest honour to see this 37 minute video at your expense. Oh I'll be judging, but your integrity keeps the respect intact!

[@brandonzook1159]

Loo p

[@fixnitrepair]

Please share the videos with us

[@HoldingTheLight]

🌹🫶🌹🫶please, please share this video!!!🥰

[@franciosdauteuil4626]

Don't feel bad i am just as bad with heights to the point i almost never fly, i never would have been even convinced to go up in the first place lmfao

[@NicoleNoneYaBeezwax]

Josh. We NEED to see both videos. Full length, unedited, in all its glory. I'd smoke a 37 minute j and watch the whole thing. Living the vertigo vicariously through you haha

[@jamiewithrow4652]

I'm pretty sure that it's necessary to see this video... Although, I am trying to find the Auckland video online that you mentioned... Lol 😆😂

[@E3N_Bierski]

@@jamiewithrow4652 I’m trying to find it too, have you had any luck?

[@jamiewithrow4652]

No luck... Ugh

[@brorthomasfrogsand8319]

I think he jumped in may of 2019 if it helps

[@E3N_Bierski]

@@brorthomasfrogsand8319 actually it does! I can narrow down search options

[@TimedRevolver]

That "No, I cried." lady is the real MVP here.

[@Billymfp]

I burst out laughing multiple times. Josh you are the man. That said. We need that video. All 37 minutes please.

[@rjnicks3069]

I second this

[@billymetheny2736]

Wheres the jump video??? Lmao

[@eringrey9297]

💯

[@OldRaver]

I did a skydive and one of my mates was terrified. Instructor (trying to be helpful, I’m sure) said: “You AREN’T afraid of heights, you are afraid of the chute not opening and hitting the ground and dying”, and my mate said “How tf is THAT helping???”😂😂😂

[@mercedesvelasquez8781]

I laughed more then I should at the expense of your mates comment🤣🤣 Real question now is did he jump after all and what was reaction afterward??? 🤔

[@NoseCandyKermit]

I'm willing to jump out of a plane but I don't know about a space needle

[@sketch3744]

@@NoseCandyKermit It's really not that tall. It's called the auckland sky tower. It's not really that big and you don't even jump from the top you jump from halfway up. A plane would be much higher up than where you bungee off the sky tower. That being said I'm not doing fuckin either lol.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

@@sketch3744 Either height, you'd probably die from the fall if you hit the ground hard.

[@TrackpadProductions]

It _kinda_ does. In any sport or activity that involves being at height, the first step to overcoming that fear is developing a trust and confidence in your safety equipment.

[@konguy3]

after having worked for a bungy jumping company in queenstown (south island of NZ) I can say that the staff deliberately do everything they can to terrify the customers before sending them off. my favourite thing to do was as they were stepping off the ledge I would start yelling not to jump and that there was a problem with their harnesses. it made for some pretty amazing video/photo packages

[@becky2235]

Oh you're cruel! Did someone not have a panic attack?

[@konguy3]

@@becky2235 honestly I never had anyone have a reaction like that. people would scream a lot as they fell but it was all smiles once they came back up, most seemed to find it quite funny. I would guess if you're susceptible to panic attacks etc. you're probably not bungy jumping

[@sirfer6969]

@@konguy3 Nice one. As a kiwi I would realise your fucking with me but foreigners, not so much hehehehe

[@Quagmire1428Gaming]

And now Josh, you will be inundated with requests for you to post that video 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@TwilightStorm]

Rofl! Cried, I laughed so hard. Ty for the story

[@ninjaofslo]

Yeah. We have to see it

[@kylew9285]

Yep need it!

[@ArizonaAngelEyes]

I thought that IMMEDIATELY.

[@leahburrell-proctor3272]

Dude... I somehow didn't know that ppl jumped off the needle in Auckland. My friend and I were having lunch, and a dude jumped off and I freaked out. My friend had to explain it all to me ... Sorry to everyone whose lunch I ruined lol

[@c4_114]

Is it bungee jumping? Or what is it

[@arerefanderson5794]

Freefall abseil I think

[@c4_114]

@@arerefanderson5794 thank you!

[@thomasfenton8808]

Really in Auckland fuck I was their 8 years ago if I knew that was an option I would have done that

[@bendavis6530]

@@c4_114 it’s a bit weird, you’re clipped to two wires and just jump off, and at the bottom it slows you down.

[@VeriTasered]

hilarious! and i'm so glad josh and his nut are safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe!

[@galaxyaesthetics]

"IF ITS MY TIME TO GO, IM READY BUT IM NOT REAAAAADDDYYYY!!!" 😂😂

[@mattchew5014]

Please share that video with the world. You can't just talk about it for 20 mins and leave us not able to see it in real time 😒. This was sooo funny tho 😂

[@karentiman4398]

😂 My coworker’s checked on me , because I was crying laughing in my office!! I would pay to watch that video!!!

[@johnbags2525]

100000000% Biden voter.

[@beholdandfearme]

@@johnbags2525 This is a very confusing take. Can you explain yourself please?

[@berryearth951]

Not only did I laugh my @$$ off but my palms sweated through the whole thing. When I was younger I skydived 21 times and I was only scared $h!tle$$ 21 times doing it.

[@johnbags2525]

What medications are u on, if u don’t mind me asking??

[@Crippledcyclops]

He's so descriptive I can already see the video clearly In my head. Thanks for the laugh.

[@ImagineWagonz]

As a kiwi this made my day hearing you call the Skytower a space needle haha

[@KylarStern244]

So gutted the vids not on the site xD fits in so well with 'NZ safety videos'

[@jamiewithrow4652]

I love this story!! I was 19 & went to Vegas w/ my Grandma&my parents. We actually were staying at the stratosphere. I believe it was within the first few years it was open. 1998 (?) Anyway, I was terrified of heights so my grandma paid for me to do the reverse bungee on the top of the Stratosphere. Alone. It was scary but I'm glad I did it but in the moment of trying to get out of it, I was trying to convince my Grandma that I didn't think I could do it alone & was trying to get granny to go with me in desperation actually pleading at one point. My Dad just looked at me and said, " She bought you the ticket.. and you need your grandma to go with you?" So anyway, I did it. Alone.. And it was a great memory.

[@LordKenpachi3]

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS???

[@jamiewithrow4652]

Back in those days, videos weren't as available.. it would have been awesome, though , since my grandma passed away about 4 years ago.

[@robertlawler1387]

You should pay your grandmother back and tell her thank you.

[@jamiewithrow4652]

@@robertlawler1387 well at the time I definitely did. But she has passed away and has been for quite awhile. It is one of my favorite memories. Honestly, probably the coolest grandma memory of her ever!!

[@jamiewithrow4652]

I meant that at the time I definitely told her thank you. She knows that I appreciated it. It definitely helped me overcome a lot of fears I had and she knew that too.

[@andrewhawkins8616]

Oh my goodness, this may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'd hang off the edge and say, "Fly, you fools!" Gandalf style, before slipping off into the deep. *Puts on sunglasses*

[@MrHeems]

Made me remember when I was forced to the top of one of those needles in Canada on a family trip as a kid. I'm up there, barely peeking over the edge of the glass portion of the floor. My dad comes from behind and silently pushes me perfectly into the center of the glass. I can only imagine the sound I made, but I know I instantly crumpled to the ground, and crawled off like I was on thin ice. On the verge of tears with terror the entire time. Lol

[@peptalkguy]

At 20:58 you can hear a phone notification go off that is perfectly synced up with Josh's toncue click

[@HowHigh_Juana]

Wasted almost a whole joint cause all I was doing was laughing. Don't spark up and watch this. THANX man!

[@realtalk5329]

"When you hit the ground..." "hit the ground?!" I almost spit out my coffee hahah

[@ryanbaker2526]

Straight up my favorite comedian right now. Need to see him live.

[@OldRaver]

Babe, absolutely CRYING here! My stomach hurts and the dog thinks I’m in distress 🤣🤣🤣 (The.. “F*cking safe, f*cking safe, safe...” bits 🤣🤣) Thanks for sharing, dude . Love it ❤️🏆🤣

[@johnbags2525]

Wow…are you the sole caretaker of said dog??

[@judithvargas3665]

So, when do we get to see the video? This is one of the funniest skits I have ever seen. Thanks!

[@JessicaSmith-bk3zb]

OMG, I laughed so hard. 🤣 I also have a fear of heights and I can 100% say that I am not as comfortable with laughing at myself as you are. I probably would have vomited the second I looked down. I wouldn't have to jump bc the pure fear would make me pass out, fall and miss the entire experience. Thanks for the video.

[@kellybode4812]

Jessica, me too! I feel sick ,just looking over a railing.(on a buiding).I would've vomited, and or peed my pants.🤣

[@M_u_t_e96024]

I have fear of falling being high isn't a bother I'm just extremely careful an get sea legs coz I over think lol yea fk hights XD

[@Flybynite1972]

I don't have a fear of heights. Very secure of heights when I have control. Grew up climbing trees and on the roofs and no prob.....discovered in Niagara falls have a massive fear of falling on the lookout. Took me forever to figure it out that it is not the fear of heights.....no problem with any roller coaster yet certain open air ferris wheels....

[@Iflie]

We're going to need to see that video one day, haha

[@DjOnD0pe]

it's on the ziplines website

[@Iflie]

@@DjOnD0pe I think that's just the "safe safe safe" part, haha

[@user-rt6ki1xm2x]

@@DjOnD0pe can you name the website please?

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

@@DjOnD0pe I couldn't find it. What's the name of the site?

[@nicksmith6478]

Hope you didn't pick up our bad habit of saying "yeah nah." Glad you went all the way to NZ. Love your comedy.

[@bobsanderson2269]

This is one of the best comedy routines I've ever seen

[@machomancake]

Don’t get me wrong, I was terrified just sitting in my living room PICTURING being up there. But I would be a completely different sort of “terrified” as the woman doing the pushing… it may be involuntary but someone grabs on to your arm or claws at your shirt (reflexively) and pulls you down with them!?

[@michaelhull7442]

When I’m having bad days I watch Josh. He is the funniest of funniest I’ve heard 😂 I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kinvarus1]

Josh is hilarious and one hell of a great story teller. Now that being said we need to see that video. :P

[@loneczgunner6562]

🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣 tears... FUCKING TEARS!!! FUCKING SAFEEEE. LOL my stomach HURTS.

[@JessicaClark-lq4gw]

I think Joshs over the top American reactions to common Kiwi turns of phrase is hilarious.

[@rhondagrant6379]

I'd buy a copy of that video....LMAO

[@user-cv7kf2fg1z]

"THIS.... ISSSS...... SEAAATTLE!!!" (Annoyed jump master dropkicks Josh in the chest off the edge of the needle) 😂

[@layna-heyhey]

I got to be honest, Josh Wolf is a boss for going through all of that. I have ocd which has a component of extreme fear of falling. Which means the same fear one gets from doing what Josh did, I get on flat normal walking ground(complete with the "fucking safe" tip toeing). There was a time I was stuck in the house for months, because I couldn't walk. anyway looong story (no one asked lol)short, big up Josh Wolf

[@furionmax7824]

Wait. The fear of falling comes with OCD? Well damn now my fear of heights makes sense. I got OCD and I can't stand being no more than five feet off the ground or I start freaking out. But for some reason I'm perfectly fine looking out the window of a plane that's thousands of feet in the air. Well shit.

[@layna-heyhey]

@@furionmax7824 real talk I thought I had a vertigo problem. wound up going to the psych doc and after a couple of months of talking with me, they diagnosed me with OCD. I even asked if they were sure , and without missing a beat they were like "Oh yeah. you do". started treating that, and started getting better. Who knew lol

[@thomasfenton8808]

@@layna-heyhey if you want a real vertigo feeling try the Gorden dam abseil in Tasmania Australia it's the highest man made dam in the southern hemisphere

[@thomasfenton8808]

@@furionmax7824 if you think that is bad try the Gorden dam abseil in Tasmania Australia it's the highest man made dam in the southern hemisphere

[@becky2235]

Do you feel your going to fall when on the top of stairs sometimes?

[@theyetti90]

This guy's heart is in his comedy. Man, his wife loves him.❤️

[@user-rt6ki1xm2x]

Does anyone have any link to that video from the front page that website he’s referring to at 21:47

[@AndersJensenTH]

2:49 see that guy right in front of the camera getting a shock when going "HEY!" lol

[@vladamir9697]

How are you not selling that video! lol Total spontaneous purchase right there!! I'm telling you your missing out. LOVE your comedy ( specially relate to bits you do about your son )

[@Scuffed_Gambit]

Just hearing his re-telling of the story gives me anxiety, and it also makes me want to bungee jump of the Stratosphere in Vegas for my 21st b-day just to get over my fear of heights

[@johnbags2525]

Imagine telling the 18/19/20 year olds that stormed the beaches of Normandy you have “anxiety” from a STORY….my GOD mate, man-up!

[@Anca_lol]

@@johnbags2525 So true!!!

[@charlieburgett1698]

He has to post the video now 😂😂😂

[@Grumpum]

You are by FAR the best story teller I have ever heard.

[@0INFERNO1]

"When you hit the ground." "Um.....Phrasing!"

[@jennc1029]

Saw this joke live in person Over a year ago and it still is hilarious Watching it today

[@eringrey9297]

I haven’t laughed in days (family heartaches). Thank you! Please post the video 🙏🙏😊

[@shae-lynnnelson1914]

If you post that video I’d definitely watch it on repeat!

[@Darkness09ization]

My belly hurt from laughing at this. Thank you for the good time Josh.

[@sherreydobson686]

I WANNA SEE THE VIDEO 😂 we all wat to see it lol

[@pandapumpkin8610]

When I jumped for the 1st time i had to go backwards, i walked up to the edge turn arround and acted like i was sitting down in a chair until i fell lol I couldn't look down at all, it was an amazing experience i have been a dozen times since soooooo fun!!! 💚💙💜

[@TevadoTime]

This brought me alot of joy and alot of laughs.Thank you!

[@libra3655]

I like that the skit is shorter than the alleged video that we all need to see 🤣

[@Lil_JohnE]

***Josh wolf and Nate Jackson are the champions of comedy***

[@mortiz6796]

Yooo, I had no idea Matthew McConaughey's brother was this hilarious!!😆😆..Recently found this dude on my feed. Stories are great! Instant hilarity, subbed right away!! 🔥🎤🔥

[@fantasticalium]

Oh yeah, You're known here 😂

[@DivaDeveto]

This guy tells a story in such a fun way, cheers brother!

[@samanthatewalt5854]

Okay Josh we need a netflix special. Please! I'm begging

[@NicoleNoneYaBeezwax]

WE NEED THE WHOLE 37 MINUTES

[@ZapperguyLOL]

This had me howling. Brilliant storytelling, Josh!

[@paulhawkins1514]

We really really really need the full footage please, this is hilarious 😂

[@sarahmorris5581]

Dude I wish I'd seen you when you were here in New Zealand

[@nicholeeastman7215]

I was at this show. Still laughing my ass off watching it again. Can't wait for you to come back to Wisconsin. I will try to sneak you in some cheese.

[@blushingtipsy]

We need this 37 minutes video in our lives.

[@1sick_frs]

Im not going anywhere until i see this video

[@pammorgan8554]

I have checked to see if Josh has a show anywhere near Pensacola Florida!! Would love to go to a show, love his edible stories. I had a night where I had to much and couldn’t move my legs so his stories about edibles makes me laugh so hard and lately it helps a lot!!

[@isaacandersen7307]

16:26 the guy in the crowd “yes”

[@mysmirandam.6618]

I'm crying im laughing so hard and almost peed I got pushed off a cliff (into water) because my friend couldn't put up with me when I pulled that same crap! Lol

[@tippinonmyha1321]

"Read the room bro" lmfao

[@allisonlau324]

I just laughed for the entire video. You are the man. The. Man. One nut Josh. My hero.

[@chris_black42]

Omgggg I love the sky jump! I assume this was Auckland sky tower lol? I was just there!

[@DSIMPEL777]

Josh please post the video the culture needs it.....like post so he sees this and posts video

[@kellidinit3725]

I am pretty sure the release of that video could bring world peace.

[@maddieschumer2444]

please a 37min unedited video is what the world needs

[@rhouser1280]

We need to see this video & the father/son fight with Jacob

[@brendabauman5568]

Big fan, had me in stitches, keep up the great work! ✌️❤️

[@Blawggg]

im happy to be one of the first 100 to watch this video

[@RhiFoxx]

Josh Wolf is basically Daniel Tosh's wild brother💀💀

[@Zer0_._]

It's not the height that gets me. I like the height. It's nice, makes for a nice view. It's the falling from it. And that sudden stop at the bottom. That right there is what gets me.

[@ThatTallTexan420]

I'll be sharing this with my friends. Man you're hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gillian_Seed]

he needs to talk about how he got casted into those nintendo 90s promo vhs tapes

[@IEWoody19]

He's having a straight panic attack while every employee is dying laughing watching the video

[@roscoep6199]

Dude’s a great storyteller! Lmao

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

He said "I will shit up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spiteye4206]

I greatly enjoyed this story, if you could post the video of the whole thing lol

[@curtmccabe8890]

F!!??kn hilarious

[@92Roar]

I studied very near the needle, so sometimes mid class or test you’d just hear random people screaming as the dropped nearby Hilarious experience once you remembered what the source was

[@OldRaver]

POST THAT VIDEO!! PLEASE!! 🤣🤣

[@drumrocka]

This dude just did a TWENTY THREE MINUTE bit. That is insane.

[@benf2682]

I didn't even know he came to NZ. How did I miss that show????

[@caitlinends]

If this is an accurate portrayal of his wife I desperately want to be her friend 🤣

[@Jo.La84]

Please, give us that tape Josh!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@bigfuzzy84]

One of the few things I'm proud of is making sure that none of my kids have irrational fears. I made sure that they had nothing to fear but themselves not trying hard enough. Epic show sir

[@hoendygaming3201]

Josh I will literally pay for that video!

[@sebastianuchtdorf]

josh still killing it strong wow hey maaaan much love from germany true comedy goat

[@clent1125]

Whoever made that remix at the end of the video, I love you🔥🤣

[@shadowrealmelk_258]

Comments were enough to convince me to like the video before actually watching it lol I know it's gonna be great Edit:that was fucking amazing

[@momishka7]

whenever I am sad I watch Josh! He's so naturally funny!

[@jasonficcone2605]

When I get scared now, I just embrace the fact that I'm going to die. Then nothing can stop me.

[@Faerondal]

I got scared hearing the push 😂

[@matthewgawron3851]

rock and roll turtles without shells drinking mojito and dance the night away

[@bentoombs]

I'm with you. If I was More than 5' 1" off the ground I'd be more than 5' 1". My 1st airline flight was to Australia and I got to sit next to 2 New Zealand girls that were flying back home. they were making fun of me because I was terrified. Lol I get it Josh

[@johnbags2525]

Ur not incredibly embarrassed to tell that story??