Phoenix Nights S1 & S2 Outtakes

A collection of all the outtakes I could find from Season 1 and 2 of Phoenix Nights.
Sorry for the quality but beggars can't be choosers.

[@DJTXD123]

"Flower for the lady?" "Fuck off" Gets me everytime

[@AgtX999]

3 course meal, mints, coffee, cheese, board.

[@TheThejpmshow]

23 rooms on suit, and if Carols leg pays out I’m gonna get a soralium 🤣🤣🤣

[@paigeleigh2554]

@@TheThejpmshow 😁😁😁

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@TheThejpmshow a beasto.....beasto?

[@TheThejpmshow]

@@moodyowlproductions4287 come again?

[@deletebilderberg]

And a disco after.

[@chrisbhoy100]

Theses outtakes are more funnier than the comedies we get on the telly nowadays

[@kyladio93]

Toooo true

[@Richh-dt8yz]

‘More funnier’? How does that work?

[@stephenord3403]

I used to play with our band in clubs like these in the early 70s, they were for real and they were great. Loved every minute of it, even the committees

[@lordbottaro4549]

4:22 - Ahh, Paddy! F*** off! Just knowing Paddy was in Pete’s line of sight, pissing himself laughing gets me every time. Pete’s struggling to hold it together and just sees Paddy off camera grinning at him.

[@joerafferty3248]

"Water beds! Beds with water in em!" My favourite 😂😂😂 Dave's face and the sales assistant cracking up had me on the floor.

[@helbentable]

I’m crying laughing!! What a legend Peter Kay is and his team, miss this humour so much nothing beats it 🤣🤣🤣

[@66Viscount]

The outtakes are just as funny as this very underrated series. Comedy gold. Genius.

[@smithyc2051]

One of the greatest tv shows ever made comedy gold 😂it’s just a shame it wasn’t around for longer

[@shandywarhol4444]

Father Ted too!! Kx

[@joshslater2426]

Peter Kay didn’t want to overexpose is, hence why it’s not shown on TV on repeats often. Like Fawlty Towers, he just did two perfect seasons and left it at that.

[@invisiblekid99]

Absolute joy. You know you've got a good show when the outtakes don't outshine the final cut. They are piss my pants funny, but your also just reminded how damn fun the show was. I mean "how far away are they?" is just brilliant.

[@adamgodfrey6591]

the likes of the Office and Father Ted truly get the respect and admiration they deserve. Phoenix Nights not, despite being just as good. This is British comedy at its very, very best. Utter genius

[@nickm8874]

It’s odd to me that it’s not on any streaming channels either

[@adamgodfrey6591]

@Freddie Krueger I'm not sure if you are joking or not. The Office is frequently vaunted as one of the best comedys Britain has ever produced. Phoenix Nights doesn't get the same recognition. I don't know what else to say to you

[@RosieJonesRules]

@@nickm8874 this is because Kay doesnt want to over-expose his show and such, be less funny over time. Thats also why its rarely on TV.

[@GARYRPOTTER]

The Office is utter cockney shite

[@adamgodfrey6591]

@@GARYRPOTTER who in it or was involved with the writing is cockney? What are you yapping on about?

[@CMDR_Verm]

Paddy's screaming laughter when Peter Kay says ''stone bastard cold!'' absolutely cracks me up. I just have to keep coming back.

[@CindyM372]

Same here 😂😂👏

[@perryandjazz7851]

English comedy is so good that I watch the bloopers of many of the shows without ever seeing the actual show !!!!!

[@fakejimbobigboy8355]

Bolton n proud

[@florida4life]

It is great. Some comedies write crazy and unbelievable and outrageous antics into their shows which would never happen in real life. Phoenix Nights captures accurately the 'naffness' of cheap working men's clubs in England only occasionally going overboard with some of the stunts. I'm a Brit in America but spent my youth as a bass player in a cover band performing in approx 100 similar clubs around the Midlands. They are wonderfully friendly places but they take themselves so seriously just as Peter Kay's characters do here. Some of the acts are truly appalling, I've seen a few acts who supported us die some terrible deaths and suffer cruel heckling. The show is brilliant and should be more mainstream in the US on hulu or Netflix for example. It's a refreshing change not to have to suffer a laughter track as well. One story from my past: Golden rule of the club #1 NOTHING shall interfere with the BINGO. One place had us 8 to 9pm then 945 to 11 with Bingo between the slots. The manager lectured us for ten minutes before saying we HAD to be stopped by 9 but couldn't leave the stage until the bingo caller started to make sure nobody left the audience for the bingo. We explained it was difficult to time a song to finish seconds before 9 but we'd try. Dude told us there was a red light at the front of the stage that would light up when we had 5 mins to go. 1 minute to go and it would start flashing. If the song was not going to finish he insisted we 'fade it out'. We were a 5 piece band (One Night Affair) drums, bass, guitar, keyboard and female singer. Anyway as soon as the red light came on we were actually between songs and the audience who saw the light started chanting and stomping their feet BINGO!!! BINGO!!! BINGO!!!. The manager waved at us frantically to play another song so we started "The Way We Were" a slow and emotional song. For 3 minutes as the singer sang gently the audience got louder and louder BINGO!! BINGO!! etc... Then the red light started flashing and the singer walked off. I think she was crying. The guitarist started to play an improve rock lead and the rest of segued into a heavy blues jam kinda zeppelinish. It got and louder until the drummer finished a massive roll with a loud crash.... At precisely the moment the manager cut the power to us. Of course we all stopped playing as soon as we heard the crash, drummer too and the manager waved the bingo to start and the audience stopped shouting BINGO and gave us a very polite clap clap clap and bingo started. Backstage the manager came in and we thought we were ****ed. He said that was ****ing amazing lads and lass! How the **** did you time that so well?! Sorry I cut your power its just club policy. Some of the acts we get here show no respect to the bingo, but it's all the ladies come in for. I've got some more bookings for you. See me after your next slot. We were back on stage for 945 and the power came back right on the dot. Never mess with the bingo, never.

[@paulmcdonough1093]

really and you admit it is that a joke

[@shandywarhol4444]

@@florida4life yeahhhh.... someone else that enjoys writing a lengthy comment!! God bless you! Kx

[@shitpants9602]

@@florida4life nobodies got time to read all that shite mate. Jesus Christ.

[@Urban-wanderer]

Got to luv Phoenix nights but the outtakes are quality from our brilliant Jim Bowen calling Brian Frank to family fun day and the love length pure brilliant comedy 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@aboutthemetal8783]

If you are from the Midlands and upwards, and you are 35 and over, all these people are real, we all know people just like this.

[@jonnysupreme]

We do arr 😂

[@ericclaptonbutnotthefamous9610]

Definitely! 👍

[@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814]

Not just 35 and above shagger. About to hit 30 and I know many a man and lady like this. Its pure class. Never will we see their like again.

[@LM20237]

“Died choking on a cracker-popper on the Isle of Man” The fact it was meant to be ‘party popper’ ended me forever

[@LordBingham1]

"Died choking on a man on the Isle of pooper cracker........Frank"

[@staticcentrehalf7166]

Thanks for posting, TheJimandTonic. I'm watching this during lockdown and it has really lifted my spirits. To anyone else who is viewing best wishes during this trying time.

[@onetwo-in4mh]

Greatest comedy this country has ever produced, and that is some serious competition.

[@Tom135]

"flowers for the lady?" "fuck off"

[@cbrboy76]

Amazes me how they managed to film anything. Pure gold

[@Colman91]

I used to watch these all the time on the DVD back in the day, brings back memories.

[@davidbriggs143]

The outtake where Peter is on the phone ordering a watch is brilliant.

[@postyj]

The 'stone-bastard-cold' line gets me every time lol

[@tesco-cs]

Especially in that deep voice he does lol 😂

[@TonyDAnnunzio]

What bit

[@knobandbollox9329]

fuckin love that bit!

[@quietdemon8138]

12:30 “just put scalding hot fucking water in that Pete will you next time” gets me every time.

[@williamheslop9244]

I love it when Peter sticks his fingers up at the ducks

[@INTJ91]

Peter Kay's giggle is amazing

[@jackmehoffe9372]

The four eight niner! Fooking slayed me rotten

[@davekochanski8756]

You know if your feeling really crappy , then just watch this , make you feel so much better !! 😀😀

[@SneakyShark]

Peter's giggle is joyful!

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

I say it’s absolutely funny because he gets the giggles a lot

[@skaface1969]

Best visual gag, ever, when Max was sat in the van, sticks his head out of the window and looks back, so everyone outside the van looks in that direction, Max drives forward

[@chrishargreaves8016]

''...I don't think Jive Bunny will be comi- GOODNIGHT!!'' lmao

[@AlbertWinsford]

Love the two old ladies in the back not even cracking a smile or moving.

[@RyanBrown5]

Made us clock off at...... our normal time

[@ghamandlupin]

It's ridiculous how funny that is for absolutely no reason whatsoever 😂

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

And.....hahaha

[@rogerhalliwell3104]

I like how that part of the scene didn’t make it in the final cut after all that

[@DanMufc-jt9le]

one of the greatest comedys ever made they really need to make a series 3 and of course a shame poor jim bowen isnt with us anymore his outtakes were hilarious in this always getting his words messed up haha but just watching these over and over again never gets old always makes your day it must of took them hours to do just to get one part spot on with out laughing especially max and paddy lol but i must say that girl in the red dress though she was hot and cute in that when it was made i sure did have a crush on her and still do now when this was made

[@ObiWanShinobi85]

Mufc are shite just sayin

[@aaronconnell2152]

How did anyone ever get out a line with peter kay either giggling like a schoolgirl or constantly messing with his tie in character 😂

[@hixyhicks]

When you need a cheer up,just watch these.Fooking hilarious .

[@Ericbryanmr]

"I dont know if you've noticed but im disabled" ~ Brian Potter.

[@muttley9520]

I love it when he says that and the sales assistant starts laughing :).

[@lordboltok2354]

“URRRGGGGHHHHHH, tastes like horse shit.”

[@lloydnorval1989]

4:22 "Paddy, F**K off!" 🤣🤣🤣 Sitting here beaming like a f**king Cheshire cat 🤣 I love how Paddy doesnt have to even be in the scene to cause an outtake 😂😂

[@muzictv3933]

39:03 eww the stone bastard cold these always gets me😂

[@curly1966]

R I P Jim

[@fijagorockabilly4527]

True story: about 20 years ago, my mum who lives in Chorley, rang me at work in London to say that she'd bumped into someone at Tesco (just by Astley Village) and engaged them in conversation and that it was only when she got home she realised she didn't actually know this person..... Dave Spikey, what a gent for humouring my "talk to anyone" mother!

[@DJFREDHEAD2010]

made us clock off at our normal time hahaha

[@paulthecityzen5472]

" You daft bastard what you doing? " This is comedy at its best

[@lordboltok2354]

“Nor queer or lezzy stuff, we don’t go thur.”

[@jackmehoffe9372]

Hahahahah!

[@BarnacleBill77]

The burgers scene at the end has me in fits!! Especially the 2nd take :D

[@pauliemcgee7260]

Best line. “I’m not raving Mary”

[@jordancuthbert5561]

I honestly think this is the greatest video of all time! 😂💯

[@gibletsdreams6011]

I grew a six pack whilst watching this.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Drank...

[@paulwalker2401]

How you ever got this show made is beyond me ,but I'm so grateful you did ..brilliant

[@yerrrboy100]

I often think that

[@kieranwhite6647]

Cheese... board

[@RyanBrown5]

At our normal.....time

[@camptube7621]

Didn’t even make it to the final episode.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Garlic.....beard.....?

[@brianmooney9133]

dogs aren't dangerous ,hacv.

[@RyanBrown5]

coffeemintscheeseboardafter

[@camptube7621]

The cheese board scene never made it in the end......

[@oldschoolm8]

I think the reason they were corpsing so much during the cheese board bit was because it’s the sort of shit you talk down the boozer with mates. It’s so mundane and stupid!

[@JulianDiaz-Tpt]

Because it was rubbish, probably the only bad dialogue in the whole show.

[@WolfieRich1]

"Euugh... they're stone-bastard-cold these" LMAO

[@dajvebikinus861]

Jesus wept - Jim Bowen. Can’t breathe

[@GrymligastPS4]

the horseshit burger outtakes are hilarious.

[@muttley9520]

Love them! 'They're stone-bastard-cold these' lol.

[@chrishargreaves8016]

@@muttley9520 38:25 Kenny Sr's ''Euuuuggghh!'' get's me every time!

[@Thisistrulyoddtv_Mark]

Johan Ricke that gets me also

[@stephiejuddingram]

Its paddy pissin his side for me. .always makes me smile

[@TheStateofruin]

Kenny bit with the burger, fuck me I laughed to tears 😂

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

That’s so difficult to remember your lines but u can’t help the laughing

[@stephenord3403]

Jim Bowen was brilliant in this

[@smithyc2051]

It’s an achievement they even managed too make this cos it must have been a pish yer frillys moment at every scene on set 😂

[@StonyRC]

Bloody hell, Peter Kay is the writer and HE'S the worst one for giggling!!!!!!

[@jacksonirving4594]

Dave spikey wrote most of it mind.

[@blueribenaberry]

The writing on Phoenix Nights was evenly split between Dave Spikey (Jerry), Neil Fitzmaurice (Ray Vaughn) and Peter. Phoenix nights was not just him.

[@joshslater2426]

I don’t blame him. I know it’s not wise to laugh at your own jokes, but the material is so funny that I can understand why he’d crack up.

[@hainez14]

I used to love watching this as a kid lmfao :')

[@pinkypete6079]

peter kay has gotta be one of the best comics of our day, along with karl pilkington

[@StonyRC]

Hear, hear - Peter and Karl are true comedy geniuses.

[@StonyRC]

BUT he's the worst for giggling when he should be performing - I feel for all the other actors that have to cope with him!!!! Makes for BRILLIANT outtakes!!

[@MirageMusicUk]

Yeah and he had the cheek to tell the woman who played Beverly "Be a professional" he's one of the last Professional actors ever, especially when Paddy is in his vicinity haha genius comedian and writer though.

[@gibsondanny]

The "be a professional" Comment was clearly an ironic joke.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Peter Hill Don't think you know what a comic is if you think Karl Pilkington is one.

[@mathewgreen4099]

So funny all of it, many thanks for posting!

[@Dat-yi4iz]

Seen this first one no end of times still hilarious awesome

[@johnharvey2850]

The Hail Mary scene between all 3 was brilliantly stupid and funny. In tears of laughter.

[@michaelhurst5901]

every one a gem!

[@AttackWithStyle]

Pheonix nights & The Peter Kay Thing is the best work he has ever done . His stand up is average , but his characters is where the true magic lies.

[@martinpowell5769]

Ian Cahill Absolutely agree 100%

[@aptopping]

The Peter Kay thing is average, Phoenix nights and Max and Paddy are awesome and his stand up is magic. END OF.

[@muttley9520]

Car Share.

[@stevecheevers7337]

Still think The Peter Kay thing is the best thing he's done, that Ice cream van episode is one of the funniest things in British comedy. Although Phoenix Nights run's it close. Max and Paddy is underrated although it's a little hit and miss. Have a soft spot for Car Share. His Stand up is very good. But The Peter Kay Thing for me had a little more bite to it then his other works which is why I like it.

[@emjackson2289]

He always said he wanted to be a comic actor in the tradition of say Ronnie Barker.

[@emjackson2289]

"It'll be shitting bricks" . . . . .

[@MetalSociety21]

14:00 “who you calling tattoo? You long streak of piss” 🤣🤣

[@vantheman1234]

Love the music

[@Wonmanbanned]

I saw Dave Spikey quite a few times in Leeds on Tuesday nights at a comedy night…there was Tobey Forester too a lot who seemed to always manage to find me out and take the piss…it was a bargain for the night too, like £7 for 5 quality comedians back in the early 00s. I went every week and always had a great night.

[@fordstar352]

'Av you tried You' Man SH1T??

[@neilmustow368]

Love it these outtakes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@th33399]

"Frank" 😂😂😂. Rest in peace Jim

[@RyanBrown5]

Don't forget the raffle...

[@Jt-rz1nl]

Immense joy watching that scene

[@liammurray89]

‘Err... £3995’ 😂 cracks me up

[@mickydub3]

HOW DID THEY EVER MAKE THE SHOW LOL " GREAT STUFF "

[@fattwat1]

Yeh I have it on DVD one of my favourite shows very funny

[@vaughanwatkins7691]

Funniest guy in country that simple...could watch this all night..this is the cure 4a shit day honest.

[@iamsothatteacher]

Turns out Jim Bowen can't read

[@holymoly6829]

This is hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣

[@anthonyherstell8569]

6:16 Mr Crawfords having a stroke We'd best leave it for today 😂

[@normancampbell8248]

Jim bowen, a legend

[@RyanBrown5]

Disco after......dancing......

[@Tom135]

"i don't know, i can swim"

[@chocice]

The one with the LIGHT

[@WornGlobe]

It's that in this video?

[@joshslater2426]

This is almost as funny as the actual show. It’s a shame the show didn’t go on for longer, but it makes sense since the two seasons, Max & Paddy’s Road to nowhere and their outtakes are already perfect comedy.

[@KT926]

"I said Ping pong balls not King Kong's balls" XDXDXD I couldn't watch that without rolling around laughing on the floor!

[@whiteboywhite3292]

HAVE YOU TRIED A STEEL WOOL BRUSH LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RyanBrown5]

HUMAN SHIT.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Bleach....

[@kirstywright9872]

Bring back ‘Phoenix Night’ 👍🏻👏

[@gibsondanny]

38:35 Gotta stick up for paddy. He did laugh, a bit.

[@FinnMikazuki3]

hello I just realised the background music is reach of the star's by S Club 7

[@bat_grams]

Cheese. Board.

[@rayperry2599]

Thinking about my family in a wreck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewstephens6848]

Av ya got the 4 8 niner? hahahaha

[@RyanBrown5]

Sorry, team. *hands up*

[@JLSGamingYT]

Only time where the outtakes are funnier than the actual show.

[@paigeleigh2554]

Fantastic! Thank you!

[@bran9019]

‘Walking on the moon’ -that song from top gun

[@janetcozens4623]

What a classic xx

[@VipersNest]

Must be one of the only occupations where you get laughed at for fucking up your job.