BEST OF Peter Kay's STAND UP on Being British | Peter Kay

Here are some of those classic routines and moments from all of Peter Kay's specials where he discusses all things British and the quirky parts of being from the UK.
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[@questionmark9819]

Peter Kay is a national treasure 🙂

[@annangel3749]

He gives laughter when I'm in depths of depression and lifts me up, God bless you x

[@graemehunter5403]

Me too and so does Frankie Boyle even though he's filthy he lifts me right out of the deep blues .

[@michealhand1001]

Lee Evans is also a good laugh😂😂😂

[@haberdasheryandspam]

Cant think of a bigger shock in life when a Northerner like i am, goes London and discovers they don't do gravy in the chippy

[@DEAN0795]

It’s 2:30am and I’ve just got home from seeing Peter in Birmingham. I’ve been waiting 15 years for tonight and I’m absolutely buzzing to say I have seen him live.

[@janinewhitehead2888]

Haha, it's 1.30am and I've just got back from seeing him in Birmingham 😂 he blew me away, so funny. I was actually in pain from laughing.

[@amieetruthwins8731]

Hehe its 4.20am and I saw The legend Peter Kay live tonight at O2 London and wow what a brilliant hilarious evening, also waited many many years and finally saw him. I'll never forget this night for the rest of my life, performance was phenomenal & to see him live was just the best experience ever.❤😂❤

[@m.haslam8495]

It doesn't matter what time of the day I watch Peter Kay, it always brings a smile....... and good memories. There is no other comedian like him. He's a genius.

[@billsamuls7620]

funny do me a favor

[@radiggie]

Absolutely!

[@JohnSmith-iv2bs]

When you can tell what he's saying, that is. So embarrassing, when he's appearing on shows where Foreign celebrities are there, like the Parkinson Show, they always have stunned looks on their faces.

[@harryrobbins6376]

@@JohnSmith-iv2bsever heard of accents ya sad..?

[@Astro_War]

Bloody cars gone....Sierra's gone - 1980s my era!! Brilliant👍👍

[@theresacarr1758]

Hilarious stories : " Massive tele on legs; walking on the school the gym bench; how dads run in car parks; everyone in, it's spittin' ...!!!" So warm, so naturally funny, the best !!

[@micheleturley8758]

After a crap day - this is great. Laughing on my own but not lonely now 😍

[@speedbird737]

hope you ok

[@leebillyc1677]

He's brilliant and always cheers me up ☺️

[@nickylonghurst2704]

Laughing along with ya from down under, hope you have a great festive season 😊 welcome back Peter old son, we've missed you! ❤

[@Snowysmum07]

Same here. But he ALWAYS puts a smile on your face. Thank you peter

[@stevenlangridge3637]

@@speedbird737 Thirsty

[@dezsellers5302]

If everyone was like Peter Kay what a wonderful world we would have

[@thenewmaniscoming6533]

YES UNFORTUNATELY MOST PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU. ALWAYS COMPLAINING.

[@michaelknight8797]

not everyone understand his god awful irish scotish or whatever crappy accent

[@johnathancummins6567]

Amen

[@yippee8570]

@@thenewmaniscoming6533 did you lose your biscuit in your tea? There's not an iota of complaint in that comment, just appreciation 🙄

[@hmtqnikitashakur3399]

such a happy place

[@jackd9928]

Really rare that I find stand up comedians actually funny. Usually just the odd joke here and there. But with Peter Kay being the exception. Relentlessly funny every time. Totally relatable comedy genius.

[@katieniccolls9245]

yyou should try michael mcentyre

[@kezsovreign]

Holy crap, really?! I feel so bad for you, there's LOADS of hilariousness out there 😂

[@jayneholland1472]

@@kezsovreignyou don’t get it do you?! American perchance?!

[@djcustoms6637]

He's an observational comedian just search that up and their age. His material is for the people that grew up when he born.

[@anyasilka2325]

Love You Peter Kay. The WORLD NEEDS Your brilliant comedy even more now... You are a Saviour of the Human Race... Greetings from Germany. ❣🇩🇪🙏

[@mikeconnor4906]

He is better than any happy pills to give a great uplift to people. Thanks Peter.🙂👌

[@garyslater1243]

Does matter how many times I watch Peter Kay, I end up helpless with laughter, tears running down my face and struggling to breathe ! The greatest British comedian ever !

[@YouTube]

"how'd i get up here" im in tears pls 😭

[@PhoenixFeathers]

Who are you

[@james_crawford]

Hello Mr Tube

[@dijital4801]

Ayyy

[@DlcEnergy]

@@PhoenixFeathers The Hacker Known as 4chan

[@btbtm5189]

The new policy is fucking shit

[@debzmazza145]

Thank God for Peter Kay; he brings sanity to an effed up world.

[@sandragardner6671]

How can someone be so funny... Constant smile on my face.. Pure Genius... 😂❤

[@user-he5lo4pe2p]

No idea why I've waited so long to watch Peter Kay. In tears laughing. The guy is a real genius. Love all the mannerisms and everything!!! Dad running when he thinks his car has been stolen!!! oh my days!!

[@cgat1955]

I was in Asda Radclffe many years ago my daughter had told me previously about a comedian she’d watched over Christmas and how great he was. All of a sudden she pointed and said “that’s him Peter Kay “ I didn’t recognise him but he gave us a knowing smile. He was famous within a few months, what a great guy he’s so naturally funny just telling us stories that we can all relate too 😂😂

[@stuartt455]

"Has tha nowt moist?" 🤣🤣

[@enkisdaughter4795]

Sounds just like my late father, who was a miner in the Lancashire coalfield.

[@acefire6422]

Sierra’s gone Jean - we’ve had it now! Literally my dad in the early 90’s😂

[@Davidwills-lu6zw]

I wish we had more laughter in the UK there's to much nastiness God bless mr kay I suffer from anxiety and depression due to violent childhood I so frightened of most people due to my upbringing but mr kay makes me laugh

[@archiesmith5900]

Just so naturally funny 😂

[@Spirit444]

Its his Northern Accent which enhances his funniness LOL

[@elizabethkuchta5097]

Muscles in the face are worth more smiling than crying!

[@stjust17320]

Only for northern simpletons

[@servicekid7453]

The biscuit dipping bit is still his best I think. Takes a really good comedian to think of that

[@deanandthebeans857]

A true student of human nature, is our Peter.

[@chazmyster]

7:40 Since i first saw this ive called rich teas one-dips and hobnobs marines 😂

[@K33FY]

Legend

[@tonkysue207]

Some days..we just need him.hilarious.

[@bensims7501]

Bloody hell. It's like he went to my school

[@elizabethkuchta5097]

Ben Sims. Thank goodness 🙏.

[@daleskidmore1685]

You've been away from our screens for far too long. I've not laughed so much for ages.

[@beastman.330]

Who remembers when there was a HEAD bag craze, VW badges, perm hair styles , REEBOK shell suit.

[@chunkyhoey8649]

That's me especially the I can smell the rain is coming!🤣

[@Steve-ih7dg]

How many times have i watched these sketches on being British - and yet even tho i know what's coming, i till find mysef crying with laughter. Peter Kay is THE definiton of comedy genius.

[@radiggie]

100% agree, in stitches every time, you can’t help it. 😂

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

Peter Kay is without doubt a National Treasure and the Greatest Stand Up Comedian in a century

[@jackiedelvalle]

I'm literally in tears! 😭😭😭

[@PhoenixFeathers]

Love you Peter 😂 from The Netherlands.

[@hurricane155]

What a naturally funny man,great to see him back doing what he does best,can't wait to see him here in Dublin in the new year,Peter how we've missed you 😂

[@saxglend9439]

Shrit

[@Lupinicus1664]

just seen him at the O2 you won't be disappointed.

[@saxglend9439]

@@Lupinicus1664 Did he tell any jokes?

[@russelwebster4011]

Truely iconic. The Best comic of the 20th century. No 1 can touch him.

[@miamitten1123]

20th!? 🤔

[@guibox3]

Ha ha ha ha!! When he started with his machine gun noises I remembered a classmate way back almost 40 years ago in junior high who had the lamest machine gun sound....and right then, Peter perfectly imitated him at 4:07! Ha ha ha ha!!!

[@LandersWorkshop]

Yeah! The best machine-gun sounds were the back of the mouth, puffed out cheeks and saliva sometimes flecking out as you give it full dakka dakka!!! LOL

[@babshodgkinson]

Saw him again in Liverpool in January. Just when you think he can't get better he does. So pleased he's overcome his health issues. He's been missed 💖💝

[@melaniekendall4903]

What happened didn't realise he was ill

[@babshodgkinson]

@@melaniekendall4903 hes had cancer sadly. I wanted to give him a standing ovation at the begging of his show. I was surprised when nobody did. Especially when he had been so ill. I was just pleased to see him again. God bless him 😍💖

[@melaniekendall4903]

@@babshodgkinson no he hasn't. He's had kidney stones. Not cancer

[@rickoneillable]

@@melaniekendall4903 my dad saw him at Christie’s in Manchester about 5 years ago. He had cancer

[@Susan.1958]

If your feeling a bit down just watch Peter you will laugh so much a pure legend will make you laugh your socks off bless you PETER KAY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@VictoriaB85]

I used to have 'it's spitting, it's spitting, everybody in it's spitting' as my text alert. Always made people laugh. Peter Kay is the man!

[@radiggie]

My daughter has just started as a dinner lady, she loves him too. ❤

[@SlimShady40]

The funniest man on the planet. 😂

[@rnw2739]

Yeah, alright...

[@GrabaCuppaPodcast]

I'm going to see Peter Kay in December of this year and I can. Not. Wait.

[@jondellar]

That thing at 15' 30" about "mathematical bollocks" 😂 Such a relief! I thought it was just me who'd never understood that.

[@benhancock246]

Having a rubbish day. Watch this proper makes me laugh. So funny and true.

[@vanessahawarden9028]

Pure genius 😂😂

[@radiggie]

2023 and this still cracks me up. He is the best. I’ve watched this so many times over the years and still love it. All his shows were hysterical 😂

[@sallydickson6193]

So funny, me 'biscuits fallen in me brew' 😂😂😂😂xx

[@user-jx2dw7nt4e]

I can't stop laughing crying with laughing 🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅

[@raghavkaushik9985]

Coming back from a party last night and seeing loads of people coming back from the O2 London. When asked, they told me it was Peter Kay who was performing. Had no idea who he was, but now kinda like him. The biscuits, chippy shop 😂

[@asmrwithannie]

"Has tha nowt moist?" Best line ever! :)

[@trudiemead9896]

Honestly my tummy aches from laughing… thank you so much ❤

[@joycedaniels1665]

It matters not how many times I watch these shows, I still howl, it brightens my day. Love Peter Kay.

[@lizclarke-hippsley2166]

This is my world of laughter!

[@user-vu6bm4sl1l]

I needed a laugh and so I am here - thankyou funny lad.

[@regroyle447]

Simply the best

[@ianyoung1221]

60 years of comedy I have watched Peter Kay is no doubt the greatest of all

[@HACKLEBROTHER]

Seen him at the O2 in May 2023, and he was brilliant fantastic down to earth gentleman

[@tjharris3599]

Got tickets for March 2024 So looking forward to it 😊

[@flatbrokefrank6482]

Never ceases to be funny - ATB

[@saxglend9439]

Never starts to be funny.

[@melaniekendall4903]

@@saxglend9439 what do you find funny

[@saxglend9439]

@@melaniekendall4903 I don't find tax dodging creeps funny.

[@MichaelLLloyd]

​@@saxglend9439Weird that you clicked on this video if you don't find him funny.

[@davinastanton3865]

😂😂😂 I needed this today. Thankyou Peter your a sweetheart. ❤

[@damn327]

14:11 is just brilliant to me 😂

[@shaneshanks9702]

The good old times 😊 bring them back ❤

[@MickeyCool30]

So brilliant so spot on 👍👏😂

[@melaniekendall4903]

Comedy gold. What a genius!

[@normangraham1882]

What a life, wife in hospital with Covit, daughter also has it and I'm rolling on the floor with Peter Kay.

[@norahdenovan8658]

Oh he really makes me smile… a lot, what a lovely funny man he is, he should be everywhere ❤

[@sheionafinn5138]

Your fantastic you make everyone so happy in this crazy world more laughter is needed & love to one another 👏👏❤🇮🇪

[@danmufc4967]

always makes me laugh watching Peter legend 6:42😂😂😂😂

[@kb4432]

"Backing books" that's how much they were valued. Wow what times

[@denicekimberly3255]

one of the funniest people alive 😂

[@isellehalforty1219]

Love Peter Kaye, even if I can only understand half of what he says!😅😅

[@j.ksmith7432]

I’m sure that he got the idea for the biscuit skit by watching my late father, we used to laugh at him, the more we laughed the more irate he got, as for opening a pkt of biscuits…….😂😂😂

[@minecraftmum3436]

My kids grew up calling rich tea biscuits onedips and hobnobs the marines of the biscuit world :D

[@terranceparsons5185]

Tinternet, thighphone, love it.

[@marynadononeill]

Perfect!

[@luciestorey506]

i’ve got a stitch now thanks peter 😂

[@JJBGaming__YT]

Legend ❤😂

[@PaganPunk]

Still The Absolute Best ❤️

[@hilarykerr7383]

True life comic, brilliant.😂😂

[@familleboudreau7033]

Canadian English as my second language and only understood about half. Wish I could've understood all of it, he's funny as hell. What a good stage presence.

[@WRCSeb]

To be honest if you aren’t from northern England then it’s not easy to understand and the difficulty increases if it is your second language but well done for at least you understanding half from a northern English guy

[@simocreations]

Brilliant. Can’t wait to see the 2022 dvd

[@superyachtchef]

✳️ I'm from Cornwall and he's talking about my childhood too. #british #80s #90s #banging

[@elainemurphy2406]

Love Peter kay, so funny xx

[@jaymac7203]

I'm in tears here 😭😭😭😭 lool 😂

[@dpmurray9795]

Bolton, Only place in the world you can get "Chips and Pea Wet" ;-)

[@samedmonds131]

Hobnobs, dip me again!!!! 😂

[@lxx5045]

He never fails to make you laugh and cheer you up, the best comic out there.

[@lisabudd5979]

This guy is a excellent im in stitchs...🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣🤣 i can relate to his scenarios his brilliant. 👏🏻👏🏻

[@99sillysausages]

God he’s ever so funny, I laugh out loud for the duration of his show 😂😂😂 The rain story 😂 it’s spitting, everyone in 😂😂😂and highland toffee in the packed lunch brilliant 😂😂Peter Kay everyone’s favourite ❤️

[@sueingleby8097]

Simply the best !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ 18:59

[@georgiewatson8688]

"Has th'a nowt moist?" Omg stitches! 😂😂😂

[@jamesbryant8133]

God iv missed him

[@geoffkemp-yg9nl]

Total comedy genius. 😂

[@alancornelioussnr5386]

Peter ####ing brilliant 😁Saw the man show ! Left show crying ,With laughter 👍👍 BEST show With all this cost of living going up This is well worth see ,regards

[@codered3009]

I was lucky enough to see him on opening night this year he was amazing x

[@-Blitzo]

Peter Kay is a national treasure. 😂

[@chrisp4170]

Here’s to Carol at the back who nearly got her half stone sticker…

[@louisea1319]

This is edited so well. I listened with no screen n it sounds like one great show x

[@starblue3950]

Love it makes me smile every time Bang form down! 😂😂 we've started now 🎉

[@sheilapearson9251]

He is always brilliant 😂😂😂