BEST OF Quitting Games

[@theussrsatomicbomb]

"Do it. Funny scream." *"It's not gonna be funny..."* That's still one of my all time favorite interactions on all of Oneyplays

[@mikeox_is_small]

made even better by the fact it was indeed a funni scream

[@OrkSword2]

the pure "calm" rage in Ding Dong's voice is what makes it for me

[@banditkeef3864]

The cutoff is amazing

[@foxtailzerda9108]

“It’s not gonna be funny.” Narrator: “It was funny”

[@8bitbit529]

Time stamp?

[@Hatster985]

I love how Dong Dong played for like half an hour and when Chris deleted his save he treated it like he deleted 20 hours in an RPG.

[@McDoinky]

It’s THAT hard I guess

[@The_Boctor]

​@@McDoinky Wild Woody is really that bad, no joke. It handles like pre-smooth scrolling IBM PC platformers.

[@E_blanknamehere]

He was not feeling Wild Woody that day

[@renemartinez3451]

Tbf, If I had to replay a half hour of Wild Woody, I’d funny scream as well

[@poncho_20xx14]

Wild woody HAD to be the opener. Any other clip would’ve been a Tomar level crime.

[@fide1039]

I'm gonna add "Tomar level crime" to my vocabulary

[@wanderingrandomer]

A Code Tomar, no less

[@unoriginalname2016]

This really makes it all the more impressive they've managed to power through YIIK

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

It’s more like they are just finishing the game so they never have to look at it again. It’s more they feel obligated to finish it.

[@Makocat]

I liked it cause it was so bad it's good.

[@IIxViip3rzv3]

It's more impressive we've powered through YIIK

[@swansonjoe7121]

YIIK isn't that painful. They exaggerate how it is

[@Jmanphin09]

*Yeeck, this game sure is bad!*

[@literallyyme]

That bitter-sweet Croc run turned into a Shakespearian tragedy real quick.

[@budvscrub6059]

lol

[@godzillahunter721]

Ding Dong’s sounds of pain when Chris didn’t load the save file lol

[@cheesewheel789]

@PP Storm in his defense what dicknugget dev puts load at the bottom of a menu

[@p00p_eater]

It hurts to watch that clip. I’ve seen it so many times and it’s still so difficult to watch

[@_ikako_]

who puts a 'start new game and overwrite your previous save file without asking for confirmation first' button in place of the 'load your previous save of hundreds of thousands of hours' though?

[@godzillahunter721]

@@_ikako_ guess it’s one of the reasons why it’s the best game ever made

[@bigbabado8296]

@@godzillahunter721 Yeah? Maybe in Spain.

[@juliangonzalez9744]

“I don’t wanna scare the audience at home but Chris is one pissed off gamer right now”

[@fenexgid3074]

Lmao

[@cartoonking1789]

What’s that from?

[@seasonedgore]

@@cartoonking1789 the video

[@nutball3756]

Holy shit are you THE Julian?

[@RobotPilots]

Aaa

[@inkayy79]

Chris's classic catchphrase "turn it off."

[@holloworacle3140]

That made the yiik moment funnier

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

never again

[@thethingthatkeepsyougoing1191]

That would be added to the doll's catchphrase cycle when/if it's made

[@The_P.O.P]

I say turn it off on a bad game unironically now because of Chris

[@cesarescamilla8005]

When they quitted the Avengers game and decided to play that Hulk game, it was one of the funniest things. They were so disappointed.

[@mourad505]

It's not funny, dude. Hulk really killed Big Hands... I cried...

[@NoOne-vy1jr]

I wish they kept playing the second Hulk game lmao

[@SMA2343]

Take that comic book overlords

[@cheekybum1513]

@@NoOne-vy1jr I never realized how Prototype plays almost exactly like that hulk game

[@lightningsam]

@@NoOne-vy1jr I also wish that too. Like the next avengers video would have been that Hulk Ultimate Destruction.

[@illiardbilliard2355]

I remember Ding Ding said on a livestream that they actually beat Wild Woody on hard mode but they lost the footage.

[@lorengarms9836]

Thats so fucking cursed

[@GIRru11]

DD must've been so angry about that

[@GiovanniCloud]

@@GIRru11 Did he funny scream again?

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Well now they gotta do it again, cant be deleted again can it

[@ScootyPuffJrSux]

But did they do "Kiss your ass goodbye" difficulty?

[@SMA2343]

I still say this, it is not Chris’ fault for Wild Woody. Chris didn’t know, and DD didn’t say anything until it was too late.

[@ssunsspott]

There was no way that could've been saved unless Chris knew like way beforehand, it's such a habitual thing to just press start in any game lol

[@pixelmike54]

100% not Chrises fault, but he shouldve realised DD was mad more that he lost that save, that I think he did legit. Not his fault, but DDs anger is a bit warranted

[@TerryHesticles87]

Yeah that was some Predator on the NES levels of bullshit.

[@demoniktusk758]

100% shitty UI design

[@ZombieAndroid]

Didn't they reveal that bit was a setup?

[@agrubohub4009]

In another timeline YIIK would've been in this video. I'm still impressed they didn't drop it

[@ariooner]

Chris is just an alternate version of alex yiik, destined to disappoint us all with incomplete lets plays

[@GIRru11]

I'm positive Chris wouldve dropped the game a long time ago if it wasnt for DD and Julian encouraging him to keep playing

[@imBailout]

I stopped this video ten seconds in, i just can’t anymore.

[@bonjolor8298]

wild woody is painful

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

SQUISHERZ

[@SatisfactoryBro]

@Purple Haze he "quit" the video.

[@Makocat]

@@SatisfactoryBro epic

[@duckjab1117]

@Purple Haze hey look, quick, over your head!

[@adecenthuman7952]

Starting off strong with the iconic Wild Woody rage quit

[@Rillion22]

"it's not gonna be funny" is still the single most funniest oneyplays line to me.

[@BigCaj]

chris scooping babies out of a toilet that contains his “log” with his bare hands is still such an amazingly horrific visial

[@zhalpd7017]

Chris could do a "Best of Finishing Games" but the video would be too short

[@KevinGsWK]

Best of smash bros

[@milesgerschefske6231]

Includes all of the original solo dark souls run

[@dylansmith5206]

@@KevinGsWK Just leave Smash Ultimate out of it. That game sucks.

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

@@dylansmith5206 baby go waah

[@strangety93]

3:58 when Chris said he was gonna kill himself I got an ad for the Suicide squad

[@waterking74]

That rugrats game door opening scene was such a middle finger moment XD

[@b1nary_f1nary]

that one was actually mindblowing. In a kids game too

[@gavindillon1486]

It's like "Hey you got a billion fucking keys, your reward is to get EVEN FUCKIN MOOORE"

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

@@gavindillon1486 and the fact that only ONE is the correct keyhole is so cruel to put in hahahaha

[@mothost6929]

"Iv got two keys, and i don't know what to do with any of them!"

[@sloth0708]

I love the dichotomy of "this game stinks" vs "this game *rocks*" Keeps the game reviews nice and simple.

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

Video Game maggy

[@SWISS-1337]

Julian: Funni Scream hehe Dingdong: It's not going to be funny... DingDong: *Screams in genuine Anguish*

[@jamesonahill]

12:52 I really hate when games give the player a jetpack that gets them to a height in the air that does lethal fall damage when the world is so open and flat

[@turkey1984]

Yeah it's a lot better when you don't play the game for 5 minutes and quit

[@NileForce2214]

you have to jump off a far taller surface now. you can also negate fall damage by micro boosting at the very end

[@scoonie6186]

The game is so much better now

[@friccle_]

You can also get an infinite boost by hugging a wall while using the jetpack

[@ZionistGundam]

And they still couldn’t stop playing YIIK with all the crashes, I understand. Funny

[@buhgingo2933]

It was like one or two

[@yep9462]

I think the fanbase would riot if they didnt play YIIK the whole way through

[@dragonball4ever2009]

@@狗不咬人 I think he's refering to the oneyplays fanbase lmao 😂

[@thmoow]

3:54 Chris' deadpan "Okay well, that's two out of three..." always kills me

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

"Guys stop saying we never finish games, okay? We do, we really do!" -Chris

[@ohheyitsguy]

To be fair, they do finish games, just not as frequent as they abandon them

[@thethingthatkeepsyougoing1191]

​@@ohheyitsguytrue, and the reason why they abandon the games they play is because some games suck, i.e. the cat woman game

[@doesthislookunsure894]

who are we kidding, this should be an hour and a half compilation of every final episode regardless if its the finale xD

[@Koogai]

The Rugrats laugh was one of the only times Julian couldn't disguise his crippling smokers lung. Glad you put it in, but please send him to rehab, it isn't worth it just for the funny laugh.

[@brendanstone9095]

If that's from smokers lung, which you don't know, he's still a grown man making his own decisions and none of the cast are his legal guardian. They have funny laughs anyways. Mind your own. Hope you're joking, really. I may have taken this too seriously or missed the sarcasm.

[@camm3217]

@@brendanstone9095 Knowing this channel, chances are extremely high you missed the sarcasm

[@Keezawea]

@@brendanstone9095 Yeah you take it too seriously, congrats.

[@PyrotechnicMooseIV]

I mean it wasn't so bad when he was only addicted to smoking, but it was messed up how Tomar got Julian hooked on black tar heroin.

[@carpetjam1264]

@@PyrotechnicMooseIV and you don’t even WANT to know what chris has been up to

[@ShiningTaiga]

"You need to try it, you need to feel how this game controls" Famous last words

[@FletcherMarchant2014]

1:58 this is the sound Ding Dong made when his 2 years were up

[@PatienceKiss]

One of my earlier memories is being a smooth brained child at my neighbor's house, watching him play Croc and listening to him screaming in pure rage and frustration. Chris managed to capture that feeling perfectly.

[@anniewaifu3717]

3:10 I can imagine Chris slamming the controller on his skull like a fkn caveman 😂

[@stretchpunchbeef8982]

Let's be honest, if this video was realistic it would be the longest video on this channel

[@ryanscott4038]

The legendary “Funnee Scream”

[@boxybob6976]

Come home ryan dad isn't angry anymore

[@nardopol0]

"This games sucks" *Stops playing it* "This game rocks" *Stops playing it*

[@gorillazhead]

8:21 I love how the prospect of hearing music playing in this situation makes Julian laugh even harder.

[@Oddberryshortcake]

I’m so sad the “As an owl librarian-“ wasn’t included

[@WonkiWeaboo]

@GigiGiga ?

[@Porkey_Minch]

@GigiGiga Erm, that's kinda racist, dude.

[@queencancerous5332]

2:54 actual genuine anger

[@ravenID429]

He went a little more Irish lol

[@CarmineAbattoir]

The way ding dong says "it's not going to be funny" reminds me of being in trouble with my mom

[@crisismoon880]

The Wild Woody playthrough proved that him and Matt Watson have more in common

[@ChefBarry]

I can already hear the “REEEEEEE” when Chris gets entirely too angry hahaha

[@KC-bg1th]

14:11 is footage of Tomar escaping my house after leaving a log in the toilet.

[@georgieiskewl3785]

2:54 I’ve never actually heard Chris rage at a game before

[@tinman96]

He rages all the time dude

[@bloocheez3]

ah the memories. I was super hyped for No Man's Sky and got wrapped up in all the backlash when it ended up sucking. I went down the KZbin rabbit-hole of NMS bashing vids and stumbled upon Oney playing. That was my first Oneyplays video and I've been hooked ever since.

[@CaptainBB8]

corey's legendary: alright, thats it! Im Pissed AS FUCK!! Change the controls

[@leahd4016]

They were thirty minutes away from beating the Journey of Chris...

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

It was dropped because Chris eventually went to jail for incest.

[@joemomma1611]

@@Urist_Mythrilforged ikr, I can’t believe OneyPlays is over because Chris raped his own father.

[@chickensofdeath490]

@@joemomma1611 Christian “Christoper” “Christine” “Ricardo” OneyPlays” Weston Chandler

[@ploopgoog]

“Honey wake up, OneyPlays posted, also I pissed in the bed”

[@WarthogA100]

I remember one time I was talking in my sleep and I recreated the moment at 9:25 and woke up my wife by screaming "FUCK IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@Dark0neone]

Still waiting for a "I would scream" compilation.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I love the Wild Woody playthrough. I felt bad for DingDong, but he did funni scream.

[@ThePurpleAnon]

9:28 Best Chris noise

[@NoahInNetspace]

I have never heard ding dong be so genuinely angry. And at wild woody of all games lol

[@barberouswig7503]

Oney never finishes a let’s play so I like to imagine that he quits the game off screen.

[@Lactose413]

Oney has a name btw

[@llab3903]

@@Lactose413 no

[@Lactose413]

@@llab3903 he do tho

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

@@Lactose413 what is then you foney

[@Mattormus]

@@Lactose413 If that isn't his name, then why is the channel called 'OneyPlays', hmm?

[@DullPoints]

6:16 Might be the most iconic moment in gaming history.

[@BeanerMan13]

This compilation hurts, but not as much as all the incomplete "complete" episodes from this channel.

[@randomness928]

Remember when they literally beat the final boss of pikmin and then didn’t upload the last part

[@susanschubert1222]

I saw the title and thought, “I bet the crazy pencil game is in this.” First clip!

[@cloudycretin]

Starting off with the ultimate classic rage-quit

[@CrunchyFinn]

Misread it as "squirting off"

[@ultraspinalki11]

*As an owl librarian.* EDIT: I'm sad that clip wasn't included. It was one of the funniest ways Chris quit a game.

[@fide1039]

Wich playthrough is that from?

[@ultraspinalki11]

@@fide1039 I think if you search the quote on youtube, you'll find it. But just in case, it's from "Oney Plays MORE hilariously bad PC games." The video starts with the game where Chris will say the quote.

[@fide1039]

@@ultraspinalki11 Thanks a lot!

[@tuperduper1489]

I love oneyplays gaslighting harassment and quitting compilations 🥰

[@BrokeBot]

i bought Croc at a garage sale a few years ago and it gave me severe motion sickness and bled at me.

[@El-Burrito]

I do think it's admirable that waiting for death is a feature in that LotR game. It's what I do on a daily basis

[@meatbag8751]

Hope that's changed after 2 years bud.

[@nonytknocker]

​@@meatbag8751 doubt it.

[@meatbag8751]

@@nonytknocker Who knows, maybe 2 years and 8 months is enough time for the dude to decide to live life instead ofwaiting to die. He may one day reply, or he won't.

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

"Here it is Tomar's BIIIIIIG FREAKOUT! WHAT EVERYONE'S BEEN WAITING FOR!"

[@steeliewheelies]

The "NEVER AGAIN" at the end of Croc has become a part of my inner voice whenever I come across some bullshit I never want to experience again

[@aesa5963]

I'm really distraught about that Bubsy loading screen tip that said "an UFO"

[@sswpp8908]

But "an Unidentified Flying Object" is grammatically correct.

[@aesa5963]

@@sswpp8908 "A Moving Picture Experts Group Phase 2 Audio Layer III file" is also grammatically correct but you still sound like a psychopath if you say "a mp3 file"

[@riplix20]

@@aesa5963 I mean, isn’t it basic English that you use “an” before a word that starts with a vowel? An UFO is grammatically correct, even if it feels awful to say out loud. Here’s some examples, an eagle, an interesting idea, an uninformed commenter.

[@aesa5963]

@@riplix20 It's true that UFO is spelt with a vowel at the start which would normally mean you would use "an", however, since it is an acronym (technically an initialism), the word is pronounced beginning with a consonant. Unless you were always saying "unidentified flying object" in full, or you were pronouncing "UFO" as an actual acronym (like "oofoe" or something), it doesn't make any sense to use "an".

[@zhalpd7017]

What Chris does best!

[@freetshirtsgoogle5708]

2:27 2 keys 🤣 love zach's impression

[@jimjonator540]

"How could a topic this specific be funny?" *starts with wild woody* "Okay, point taken"

[@bigboopus5059]

Yet he still played YIIK for 40+ Episodes

[@valx7586]

Chris: "ITS NOT MY FAULT" also Chris: *definitely his fault*

[@McDoinky]

Bubsy is an underrated playthrough, it really is Short and to the point

[@YouJustAmazeMe]

I misheard Julian on the woody clip and thought he was telling dingdong to "fucking scream" and I always thought it was hilarious...like he was relishing dd's reaction 😂

[@George_vv]

I had to leave a funeral for this video. It was da funne irony with the title

[@Ub3rGr00SS]

“Sorry guys, oneyplays dropped a new video!”

[@churlbreak671]

OneyPlays is the adult swim version of Game Grumps

[@TerminatorTheory]

*Oney I dare you to play Zach Hadel's Life Support without turning it off*

[@crazykipperethan]

As I was watching this right after they talked about it at 16:00 the ad that played was for a Monica Lowenski hulu series.

[@greco-romano9852]

17:37 I'm confused, how in any way does, "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors, relate to a text adventure game? Who licensed this?

[@Fatzko]

joking? because he kept spamming EAST EAST EAST. as in asia/japan.

[@theramblinmahoney2316]

3:45 I used to have those exact pair of boots.

[@GuillotineDani]

Shouldn't this just be a compilation of every series

[@xerobeat9142]

I can’t believe they forgot the classic and iconic owl librarian clip.

[@Kringey1]

I haven’t watched this account in years and out of nowhere I get recommended this masterpiece thank you KZbin algorithm for once 🥲

[@caustic7480]

3:33 what a croc

[@AlexB-ju9iy]

ding dong never recovered from the wild woody incident, that's actually why he left, all of these new episodes with him and Julian were recorded prior

[@fayelinae]

18:09 is the 8-bit "Turning Japanese" really the music in this game or was it added in post?

[@JayandJay223344]

It's only fitting that this video comes out after like 3 short "complete" series videos

[@DCGMatthew2]

It's funny because I was watching the Rugrats playthrough before watching this, and I was on the toilet while watching this.

[@sdfabctr]

"you can't have gotten 2 keys ethically it's impossible" - Berning sand

[@mikeox_is_small]

how is this not a 6 hour long 2 part video?

[@Gunplabro]

That Little Bill part deleted my fucking sides.

[@tylerneumann3460]

Just noticed that the audio on the lord of the rings game they put on was an 8 bit version of turning Japanese by the vapors nice

[@sirrw294]

Man, chris is as funny as he is childishly inpatient.

[@abneryrosas8107]

Videogames are turning baby Chris into a violent person.

[@funkystudent5403]

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOAD THE SAVE FILE!"

[@Vaatacious]

I didn’t see Vice City on here at least and that gives me hope one day

[@Foogeball]

wake up babe, new oneyplays compilation

[@Ajax-0137]

I can't believe this hasn't been done already.

[@SamusV4]

"You already talked about that" "Yeah well that's 2/3" I need to start saying that after repeating myself to people

[@wanderingrandomer]

I think the "2/3" comment was in response to killing oneself

[@SamusV4]

@@wanderingrandomer I mean, could still be used after repeating yourself

[@wanderingrandomer]

True

[@DUHRIZEO]

NEVER AGAIN

[@rhydsnow851]

This video has every note I was wanting.

[@AdamChan318]

I'm not sure if anyone brings it up, but Wild Woody is like the sorta game you'd see on AVGN

[@DerptekofGoochland]

I think dumb pencil game is still one of my favorite LPs solely because of funni scream funni scream

[@jackmanthe4th]

I got an add for a “am I gay” quiz on this video