Best of r/DiWHY

[@sendhelp6904]

“Mommy, why are the doll’s eyes glowing?” “Shh... don’t worry, it will watch over you all night long”

[@JetFalcon710]

_[visible fear]_

[@lufhie2310]

*has heart attack*

[@mrkat1999]

😱

[@dr.bright6272]

Night light: *distorted* sleep well child.....you may not wake up.....

[@mightykingwario]

"You passed out, you wake up, you are now chair." Why is that line so funny

[@HAWXLEADER]

The rpg vibe?

[@eonsinfinity534]

Don't be a blyat.

[@Lansra22]

It could happen to you

[@elad4002]

“Ah, pizdec! How am I supposed to finish my drink now?”

[@micahnewman]

Squatting slavs in Adidas and tracksuits. It's a thing.

[@MrPyeAlot]

0:20 its not a scooter bike its the Ankle Destroyer 9000

[@Victor-um9ce]

#RELATABLE #FUCKHASTAGSAMIRIGHTOHFUCKWHYAMIDOINGTHISPLEASEMAKEMESTOPOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

[@didbel3908]

#STOP

[@EnviousWingDings]

nO

[@largeanteater2919]

#WHYISTHISCOMMENTSTRANDATHINGSENDHELPPLEASENEVERMINDITSTOOLATEIMALREADYDYINGINSIDE

[@CinnabarCereal]

So damn true

[@peteromalley2695]

0:41 Turkthulhu

[@Ahonya666]

Beautiful

[@glitchedcritic150]

Indeed

[@Mango_mahogany]

It's a turk-craftian horror

[@goompo]

@@Mango_mahogany As told by Howard Gobble Turkraft

[@Mango_mahogany]

@@goompo y e s

[@migueltorres148]

“Mom, can we have Cthulhu?” “We have Cthulhu at home” Cthulhu at home: 0:45

[@sunny_waifu2955]

You could use the scooter bicycle to hit people's ankles

[@brambleberryproductions1235]

Sunset'sWaifu You, milady, are evil XD

[@EnviousWingDings]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@SweetzTheOne]

Oh my god, traumatizing childhood memories are all flooding back to me...the pain...the suffering...

[@Thefirefan15]

Sunny · Waifu wouldn’t it be a tricycle then it has 3 wheels.

[@bootboxbunny25bryant52]

you, you are the worst kind of person

[@sunny_waifu2955]

The toilet paper earrings were a shitty idea *Seinfeld theme plays*

[@schniiger9508]

ba dum tss

[@LaylaTheLoofa]

*sayonara plays*

[@YoShibyl]

Holy shit guys, take it easy with the suicide jokes. Or as I like to say, "No deathing jokes."

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

ohai Sayori

[@aversivehat9532]

Quit hanging around here Sayori

[@alos97]

1:13 in America you sit on chair, in Soviet Russia Chair sit on you

[@shreky_boi6881]

Indeed, comrade.

[@univalvefoilstrong1184]

Don't be a blayt.

[@chronoduck]

Not to be the guy and it’s old but it’s spelled blyat not blayt

[@dustinsangrey6091]

*soviet anthem intensifys*

[@livkristinesiruno7296]

*Another day in Russia.*

[@rondalmcdondal4192]

How to become chair: Step 1: have night of heavy drinking Step 2: pass out Step 3: wake up You are now chair

[@purplepearl563]

That dreamcatcher was just *dread-ful* ! 😂 I'll see myself out now.

[@TheBananapuss]

That dog rug seriously depresses me.

[@shokwaiv8790]

Me too... Who would even consider doing that to a precious pet and then SELL it???

[@katiekazoo6389]

It was really messed up, in fact I couldn’t look at it for long

[@Noumopia]

I literally shed a tear seeing that.. rug. Whoever has done this is truly despicable.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@shokwaiv8790 yeah, that would have made a nice coat, and he sells it like that! What a waste

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@swizzo5145 good idea!

[@doctormoney106]

3:56 YES YES I KNEW IT WAS A FLY SWATTER

[@ignoreallpastcommentsforth8271]

Same

[@TheLuci915]

Same

[@donobee9392]

god isnt real

[@5amg1]

i said an electric fly swatter but fair enough

[@idanraviv3079]

Same I look at the comment before

[@heliosthurisaz9017]

The last one is just depressing... I best not start thinking about the sorry state of humanity agai- aaand I failed!

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

Lmao

[@jokumukamikalie]

Objectively, how does it differ from other animal hides or stuffed animals? Not that I would make a rug out of neither our pets, but I see nothing objectively wrong.

[@mechamudskipper]

@@jokumukamikalie the new dog was h u m p i n g it

[@WindowsEater]

I would like to make a rug out of the human skin of the creator who made that dog rug.

[@xao5378]

The Windows Eater, and that folks, is why I don’t like dog lovers.

[@SCR4TCHK4T]

*"Alright everyone here comes the turkey!!"* **DEMONIC SEA MONSTER NOISES** *Me: *dies of laughter**

[@maxmccune3381]

The tur- *WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!*

[@pavtyler8405]

That's coming out of the Turks ass That's tentacle rape

[@eris2268]

That's a cthuken

[@cosminandreimatei756]

Ummm, that turkey had a trip to Chernobyl or what? Btw: *WTF!*

[@LolitaCraft]

The doll-head lights would actually make some awesome Halloween decorations. Or... regular decorations if you like scaring the shit out of people. Also is it bad that I actually kind of like the decoden mixer

[@shadowisinsane845]

I'd use it as a nightlight so i could wake up at 3AM to 5 doll heads glowing red and staring at ne

[@alex.g7317]

Decoden?

[@s1nRG]

You have a nice Russian accent! :D Blyat

[@juicewrldextendedunrelease5274]

cyca Edit: Cyka

[@juicewrldextendedunrelease5274]

thanks

[@vphvph3117]

Сосунки. Охуенный акцент. Не знала, что у нас всемирно известные гопари)))))))

[@cristomaster8]

xX_SpeedyScout_Xx here dude you left the Cyka behind

[@OrgBrent]

Сука блять

[@Genweirdo]

When you wake up. you are now chair. Im never drinking...

[@bruhchamp16593]

Don’t be a blyat’. It could happen to you.

[@spac3_0ut]

I love that!

[@glitchedcritic150]

Yes! Don't be a blyat!

[@brock-o-lee-7035]

But what if you were always chair but your were just drunk

[@wokeza]

Steve why are you like this.... I JUS WANA BE HAPPY OKE

[@pugsarelifehha9295]

Mood

[@RecoveryPlayz]

Its "I just want you to be happy" Edit: just the first one, at least

[@carson4053]

DIY?? Pretty much like, DIWhy am I still alive

[@trashcancat1579]

True

[@PinkENBlue]

Edgy

[@Daniyar_Sag]

Nice stack of likes

[@DangerOctoYT]

“I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY OKAY?!😫😭😭😭😫”

[@AntFountains]

The world is a strange place...

[@ScottsShots]

"It's a strange world." -Blue Velvet

[@isamuddin1]

Repressed_Retro and yet we still want to find alien :/

[@sedrayen]

*DiWORLD

[@leleled6467]

And a suicidal one aswell

[@aphrodite_gd5010]

Repressed_Retro STEVEN

[@GobotWars]

when are you gonna meet Sorrow TV

[@jetison333]

GobotWars who did this first, that's what I want to know

[@rileyscott1284]

C'thurkey

[@idontcarenews2387]

*gravy joke involving the famous Cthulhu chant*

[@migdonalds]

...rises from his r'lyeh

[@thedolphin4509]

HAIL C'THURKEY

[@freshlybakedbria]

HAIL OUR HORRENDOUS TURKEY/CRAB/OCTOPUS/WTF GOD C'THURKEY!!

[@ninjalemurdude]

M'lady

[@justwhy883]

*CRUCIFY JESUS BY YOURSELF* -We don't wanna see that-

[@lolk9773]

we rly dont ok steve?

[@cupcakewithatophat1131]

I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY OK?!?!

[@larenzdechavez442]

Created by a Roman

[@alexanderhiatt2399]

Cupcake with a top hat Alright everyone, here comes the turkey.

[@madraven3607]

2:52 I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN _Also, why would you want to even throw out doll heads in the first place?_

[@blockyuniverseproductions6587]

0:43 Chuthulu the Turkey

[@zephynum]

Oh shit an entire country has been possessed by cthulhu

[@kryswilkins8615]

Look at the crab parts.

[@charadreemuurr3111]

*TERRARIA FANS FANGIRLING*

[@samhernandez2257]

That was like Cthulhu as a fetus

[@Panzerrama]

When you Nut but but succ the lucc

[@jacobharvey8445]

“I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY” then instead of toilet paper earrings have some class and invest in the toilet ones

[@tbolttravis]

On the menu for Thanksgiving this year: Cthulhu

[@lordrathut]

1:21 It should've been: "I have a very particular set of gears. No matter where you are on dry, level land, I will find you, and I will run you over." - Liam Nissan

[@goose7938]

Whenever he does a “I just wanna be happy, okay?” joke, I always feel so sad afterward for some reason. I think it’s because I can kind of relate.

[@tthxa]

_r/diwhy? no no no, it’s more like, r/diwhyNOT_

[@borzoimuffin]

What's your name, man?

[@tthxa]

*alexhamder hamilham. my name is alexhamder hamilham.*

[@zephynum]

i wont press like cuz its 69

[@caspercollins342]

*M A K I N G Y O U R D O G I N T O A R U G*

[@gavvyg4507]

That is also a subreddit

[@Aldebaran086_]

I have seen the one with the doll heads but you made it 10x better with your editing. Nice job mate

[@entroducingjpeg]

At 1:14 AMERICAN SPY HE IS WEARING NIKE INSTEAD OF ADIDAS.

[@MarshalDoesStuff]

What a debil

[@entroducingjpeg]

1000 years in Gulag

[@user-jt7yq2rh1x]

!!!!

[@alexfelton5299]

You are sentenced to Death by Gopnik. *Dmitry and Vadim leap out of the cage and dance to hardbass until the victim evaporates*

[@neumoegen]

Alex Felton *РАЗ РАЗ РАЗ ЭТО ХАРДБАС*

[@leighav02]

"alright everyone, here comes the turkeeey" *BLAUGHEGGAHAALGHAGAGRRRHAHARGHLABELGAH*

[@thecalliezone6332]

There are two reoccurring characters in this marshal does stuff cannon. Steve: always "wants something to be happy, *ok?*" MrMcPsyco: taped a fish to a ATM once. Also jammed a beer bottle into squirrel because he "didn't have a raccoon"

[@cmyk8964]

Also Ivan who’s here and in MildlyInfuriating

[@reidfeldmonkey5078]

Those toilet paper earrings were actually pretty cool

[@Betta66]

"Doll head night lights" Even before the photos came up, I just knew they were gonna be fucking creepy

[@definitelyhuman3512]

0:43 "gosh damnit you did it again, Steve. That's been 666 Thanksgivings in a row. When will you learn that summoning the demon into your turkey was not a good idea!

[@BeetleBuns]

Evan Messner damn Steve must be old

[@gray007nl]

"I just want the dark gods to be happy!"

[@definitelyhuman3512]

But Steve, the dark God's are allergic to turkey.

[@definitelyhuman3512]

Whatever Steve, but when this happens someone calls the police

[@definitelyhuman3512]

Also I really like your avatar

[@motherofthesacredrealm9835]

“Like Drew Swarez, Kason Whitehouse, and FurryF*cker9000”

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_SHIT JUST WENT FROM 0-100 REAL FUCKING QUICK_*

[@imburs]

Therapist: scooter bike isn’t real. It can hurt you *Scooter Bike:*

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

Skooter Bike Is Coming For Your Ankles

[@comicsansgreenkirby]

can or can't?

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Haven't even watched the video yet, it's midnight here, but my day somehow still got better. How do you do that?

[@FatalFrostbyte29]

Your Not-So-Local Trash same

[@procrastination2204]

It’s ok, 4:28 will ruin your day

[@hps362]

Marshall is redefining what it means to be a submission compilation channel.

[@JustZal]

Your Not-So-Local Trash your night got better

[@alexreallyreallygoodname6833]

Well, he does stuff

[@jasper1064]

That dog rug one is messed up. I can't sleep.

[@GabrielTheDoggo]

The new dog was *humping* it too.

[@Brent-jj6qi]

Imagine living there and having the alive dog in a cage in front of you and then you hear *barking from behind you*

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Is it illegal?

[@Brent-jj6qi]

KittyCat 1512 probably not

[@2coolbrosand1coolsis]

Ellis Webster furries dont all like fucking. admittedly, some do, but its a fandom, there will be weirdos that sexualize it. when they dress in animal suits, its more of a type of cosplay than a sex suit. they dont genuinely believe they are animals. thats otherkin, and you go to *that* side of tumblr to see otherkin.

[@completeundertaletrash417]

2 of these things gave me nightmares, the doll head light and the dog rug. *shiver*

[@Manny444a]

Complete Undertale Trash Do people even still care about undertale?

[@helio3928]

@@Manny444a Well, that's unrelated. The answer is, yes. The game is still alive.

[@Manny444a]

@@helio3928 Ik it's unrelated it's just that I haven't heard of the game in a long time.

[@mateuszodrzywoek8658]

What bout the turkey

[@vulpezerdavulcan9055]

Marshall is seriously the best at sounding like he’s been given fifteen seconds to come up with a pitch for something because the company had a meeting and everyone forgot to come up with any new ideas

[@LXD091]

*LIAM NISSAN IN A NISSAN*

[@OlaftheGreat]

It takes a very particular set of skills to achieve such genius

[@e.c.sherman4749]

Liam Neeson Liam Neeson's knees, son Liam Neeson's knees on his niece on E's on a Nissan

[@mrkat1999]

@@e.c.sherman4749 what?

[@KaiA]

3:27 Except for the fact that you need to pull the bottom one to open the door, no matter what

[@imBigo]

Suprasoka No but honestly I understand why he did it because on my car during the winter that type of handle is very weak and sometimes the door gets frozen stuck and you don't want to pull hard on the handle itself since the only thing that can open the door is that so you open the lid and pull on the second one not to break the main handle. I've broken mine like that before

[@Motorhead1977]

The turkey. *THE DAMN TURKEY!!!!!*

[@Thephillips-dj1po]

Cthulu made it

[@ducksaucedoggo6658]

It legitimately scared me when I first watched this lol

[@pennycat6317]

HazzardAllUltra im definitely gonna cook that for my god children in the future.

[@blazeyt7543]

I'm pretty sure that turkey's going to come to life

[@strangent404a7]

IT ATE MY FAMLEH

[@k4ppahlol251]

4:43 that's not what you do with a dead dog. just bury it ffs

[@goompo]

Things to do with a deceased pet: 1. Bury them in your yard 2. Bury them in your backyard 3. Bury them in a pet cemetery 4. Cremate them and spread the ashes somewhere 5. Cremate them and keep the ashes 6. Don't make them into a *FUCKING RUG*

[@meh2385]

7. Literally do anything to them besides turning them into a rug and one other thing I don't even want to type out loud

[@meh2385]

@@tabbycat5651 Yeah, I think a funeral/general burial would be better. Even just keeping the ashes somewhere in an urn is a better choice tbh. at least you don't have to physically look at the body.

[@ashrist621]

@@meh2385 wouldn't it smell?

[@swizzo5145]

k4ppah What you really do with a dead dog is turn it into the seat on a dining chair, so you are always smelling a rotten corpse as you eat.

[@AxeSoul]

0:35 I can’t believe this is now an acceptable gift.

[@KnaveSmig]

Ngl, I’m a grown ass man and I would wear those.

[@brahmaputramoskva1215]

0:36 Only steve knew their true value back then....

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

lowkey suprised it took this long to find a covid joke in the comments

[@drawingislife1151]

*Had are dog turned into a rug* What has humanity come too?

[@iscander_s]

Well, they didn't turn him in a quadcopter at least.

[@drawingislife1151]

YourWaifuLucoa you have a point

[@AbsolutLinkLP]

The squirrel beer bottles are fine though right?

[@misterbeefers]

Are you saying the quad-copter was a bad thing?!?

[@marloveskitties]

papa love me

[@fogsmash6914]

i love you

[@marloveskitties]

foggyyyyyy

[@emolgatheelectricsquirrel6734]

Hay mar

[@marloveskitties]

hay

[@marloveskitties]

heheeeeee :))))

[@theAstra_]

The title says it all: WHY

[@tthxa]

_-why not-_

[@mediocreted8223]

*"Here comes the turkey"* Bruh, you mean *Cthulhu*

[@carrotbluecheese5607]

1:53 we had that at a party lol

[@noelrodriguez6625]

That last one is wrong. Did not want to know that exists

[@justanedit001]

0:58 *Photo showing the devastation when the Nazis destroyed Jewish Businesses and killed families - Night of the Broken Glass; Kristallnacht (10th November, 1938; colourised)*

[@christopherrivera3475]

LaX Apparently narrated by krusty the clown

[@elemode]

Don’t mean to be a party pooper but as a Jew I found that a little offensive.

[@jackthorndyke3390]

Don't worry, you're 5 months late to the party, however I do agree it seems pretty offensive

[@amineaboutalib]

ItzTornadoPlayz It's a joke for god's sake

[@burntwaffles6353]

@@amineaboutalib just 'cause something's a joke doesn't mean it's not offensive?

[@salamilidaintgonfit7576]

Steve...why are you like this...

[@salamilidaintgonfit7576]

TheTitanicSurvivor lol XD

[@thadiushaner4407]

Fuckin Steve

[@trolltoll2825]

Dammit steve

[@unearthlyn1ghts]

*I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY*

[@SQUiB.]

I just wanna be HAPPY!

[@daisymay6684]

In soviet russia You do not sit on chair You are chair

[@shaneeockimey8207]

Mom:ok everyone here comes the turkey *this monstrosity* I think I'm good 2019?

[@ugotmoney3816]

Violets are blue blood is red your window is open I'm under your bed.

[@jish7899]

roses are red silent as a mouse your door is unlocked im inside your house

[@goompo]

Oh hey Steve. Rent is due tomorrow. Living under my bed ain't free.

[@goompo]

@@jish7899 Oh hey Fred. Rent's due tomorrow. Oh, have you met Steve? He's our roommate, he lives under my bed.

[@tlf.]

I aint have legged bed

[@goompo]

@@tlf. Steve always finds a way

[@Its_just_me_man]

3:30 ; I guess his friends and family can't HANDLE that level of greatness.

[@dragon_2cu]

Gerardo Joaquin 😂

[@subfuscous987]

Dog rug... wtf man...

[@the_majesticc_potato_2521]

RandomDude#1: Why are you shoving a beer bottle in a squirrel? RandomDude#2: Because I couldn't find a raccoon

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

0:34 that aged beautifully.

[@mjrastakhiz9847]

STEVE, _WHY ARE YOU _*_LIKE THIS?!_*

[@themagnificentpapyrus2432]

Mj Rastakhiz BOO

[@eo_]

I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY, OKAY?

[@ErolUYSAL-qi5vv]

Now you can slaw squat on your slav chair best idea ever tbh

[@bx19tgd]

CYKA BLYAT!

[@draconocor]

you should collab with soothouse

[@ng3414]

Draconocor Your wish came true

[@madeleinep.828]

That last post is the only one TRULY worthy of being on this subreddit. Seriously, WHY!?

[@canadianbacon7514]

“So what should we name our new animal robot?” “I have an idea!” 5:03

[@williamludwigflodin6463]

I KNEW IT WAS A FLY SWATTER. I'M A GENIUS.

[@NathanaelTan]

@SLAV MEMEAGEDDON His life is in some real jeopardy man

[@Lolo50000]

When I see it in the video at the same time as the comments

[@kushalpoudel4765]

kiwi here have a cookie 🍪

[@Kebabsmacker74]

The pet rug made me and my dog cry

[@jaxxonguin8440]

dogs cant cry

[@blazeyt7543]

@@jaxxonguin8440 yes they can do you know who can't cry you

[@jaxxonguin8440]

@@blazeyt7543 what is that supposed to mean?

[@blazeyt7543]

@@jaxxonguin8440 it means you have no feelings

[@jaxxonguin8440]

@@blazeyt7543 haha, that's funny, seeing as my depression is causing me major mood swings recently.

[@luigifreak3456]

*L I A M N I S S A N*

[@unnecessary111]

You, GioFilms, and Sorrow TV are the only r/KZbinrs I like watching

[@stardy8131]

Emkay?

[@unnecessary111]

@@stardy8131 oh yeah him too

[@bazoinker]

That last one was so perfectly timed with the outro that I looked up and I started to cry..

[@illulamati4651]

My mum is on of the most popular people in my town because she does crochet nails.

[@orangejuiceconcentrate8]

Pixel Pie no one cares about your *mum* and her crochet nails

[@xidropkillzx3246]

Orange juice concentrate I do. What’s her number

[@trashcancat1579]

Aw hell naw

[@goompo]

*Loud laughing* *More laughing* You serious?

[@Rudy_8668]

Leave your entries in the subreddit bros, And i'll watch submissions in the next episode of DiWHY

[@sierra6293]

OMG LOL

[@SpindlyJohnny]

2:12 When you ask EA if they can make a good game without micro-transactions or loot boxes or if you asked for fortnite to be a COMPLETELY free game. (save the world free and just work for skins and other items)

[@vtxdarkphoenix6633]

hell nah if stw was free the servers would not only struggle but there would be way more people that just sit in games and do nothing.

[@thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781]

0:35 I can't even escape virus jokes in 2018

[@Nexility]

the toilet paper earrings: exist lesbians: *heavy breathing*

[@Nexility]

@I work for the government there’s a stereotype that lesbians like miniature earrings

[@diamonddog2638]

3:53 Fly swatter. Edit: Guessed it right, lol.

[@lenzi5119]

0:43 "Sir your headcrab has autism"

[@lhatelak340]

MΛDOKΛ 1183314 i have it too, also thats very offensive to people with autism, adhd, developmental delay, (its included in adhd) or anyone with anything else in the autism spectrum

[@lenzi5119]

well its a joke and its not towards you or anyone els so..

[@charliebear2048]

Dude, I have autism, and I ain't even offended

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

L HATELAK I love joking about my adhd

[@charliebear2048]

Autism is basically a fuckin' superpower

[@satoru_gojohollow]

*Steve* *Steve why are you like this* ?

[@sytharsenal]

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY OKAY

[@trashcancat1579]

WHY CANR STEVE BE LIKE THIS

[@HOPPIRI]

Someone had to skin that dog. It was me. - Arthur Morgan

[@enriquegarcia9004]

I love the crochet nail edit with Spider-Man 2. It's perfect! I think I'm in love with you!

[@janm.4496]

Are you and Sorrow TV communicating? Very similar format, uploaded hours apart.

[@janm.4496]

I know its a different content.

[@Nesserris]

Plot twist: Marshal Does Stuff is just Sorrow TV doing a different voice

[@Brynwyn123]

I think this guy, sorrowtv, soothouse and slazzo all communicate somewhat.

[@Keznen]

They are part of the Humor Vault Cult along with Nate TV, obviously!

[@Riroraruro]

They even share a patron!

[@TotalSoda]

Finna woke

[@stproducciones9140]

Lukas Wrong channel

[@Quibshire]

cough

[@yolemswag3312]

Nope ಠ◡ಠ that was a dank video

[@Agricarnation]

Finwokea

[@RangerHunter1234]

I got the fly swatter right the first time.

[@PaceFriedman]

RangerHunter me too

[@MarinTheDuck]

RangerHunter same

[@silvertears13]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that batman mask is a cosplay for an outfit he had in one of the batcat wedding issues where he visits the dessert and Talia

[@depressedfish]

0:38 this did not age well.

[@pugschamp]

great video. everytime. never fails to make me laugh. ever.

[@itsmadztheoneandonly1156]

*I JUST WANT YOU HAPPY!! OKAY?* 😂😂

[@nooby2646]

0:37.....2018: used as a joke 2020: used to flex your money

[@eliimpey3696]

I would genuinely want the toilet paper ear rings. Not because they look goos but they look like you can unravel them

[@madam-mint]

"you are now chair" AHAHAHAHA "oh, Christmas car, oh Christmas car, how lovely are your...nnnnnnothing."

[@kennymartin5976]

The dog rug legitimacy made me gasp in the most stereotypical fashion

[@idontgetit1350]

Why is will not "won't" instead of "will'nt" or "wil'nt?"

[@tabithak.9923]

Bc the phonotatic rules of English don't let you put an L there

[@lluminati4586]

DON'T FUCKING MOVE

[@lluminati4586]

I looked it up and it is a word. Damn I was hoping some bloke would screenshot this and sent it to Comment Awards

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

3:06 Pretty sure this is the same guy who taped a fish to an ATM.

[@Fishfoe]

“I just wanna be happy, okay?!”

[@_fragment]

Toilet Paper Earrings _Hmmmmmm..._ Yeah, he's a time traveler.