Best of r/MurderedByWords

[@swap6984]

“Collects engagement rings likes she’s Thanos” I peccen love that

[@enigmatixthecringechampion5004]

... PECK

[@TheDaxter11]

damn, shes a peck neck alright

[@saulmoment4008]

Ah yes, with the five engagement rings assembled. *Snap Half of your property is gone now

[@justinl2009]

@@TheDaxter11 Absolute. Peck. Necks.

[@logansanders9307]

@@saulmoment4008 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@NintendoNerd64]

“Gay people have a lot of drama” *large explosion of text*

[@kiamosky4340]

Maybe she’s closeted

[@judahc7586]

@@kiamosky4340 The Aunt literally says "you gay people" I. I'm pretty sure they are pretty openly gay.

[@kiamosky4340]

Judah C I’m talking about the aunt

[@judahc7586]

@@kiamosky4340 Ah. That. Makes sense. I will leave my first comment as a grim reminder of my lack of understanding,

[@tmp1615]

Aight ima not be the guy who ruins the 666 likes

[@Betta66]

If "Murder By Words" was an actual criminal charge, Marshall would probably be a death row inmate for naming an album "Noot Noot Toaster Suit."

[@W.H.V.]

Wii

[@nikitamalikov6683]

He did it? that crazy man he actually did it

[@hudde814]

@@nikitamalikov6683 *mad lad

[@Ribbons0121R121]

why

[@steegosaurus]

Ribbons0121 R121 just because

[@andentze]

"Now we see why no one plays with you." *roasted by Microsoft*

[@ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978]

Andentze *You know you're fucking dead when fucking **_MICROSOFT_** hates you*

[@jasonsorin1021]

They made Clippy, of course they hate me.

[@tributes649]

And that's why xbox is better then playstation (I'm joking please don't roast me)

[@notmyllama2439]

@@tributes649 sony:"Now we see why no one plays with you."

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

microsoft owns minecraft so also consider that

[@frapiichino]

"collecting engagement rings like she's Thanos" is honestly the funniest shit I've heard yet.

[@kxxlzr]

Gumdrop Gůmmi then he turned himself into a pickle

[@SantaPorter420]

I cracked up laughing at that one🤣

[@futrey9353]

@@kxxlzr oh look,a joke ruiner

[@kxxlzr]

@@futrey9353 dude that was 10 months ago ._.

[@purplepoet6147]

As a christian, that nailgun joke was actually hilarious

[@TechBlade9000]

Quick and less painful

[@kinorris1709]

You could say that they... NAILED IT!

[@litteralyjustsam5262]

@@mattelwell3837 q

[@avalosp]

I dont get it,is it suppose to be referencing a religious statement or what?

[@mattelwell3837]

@@avalosp When Jesus was crucified. they nailed his hands and feet in the into the cross.

[@daya2679]

PETA: ugh, milennials. out here taking care of animals *scoff

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Peta: ugh millennials, not murdering animals. What entitled losers!

[@seantaggart7382]

@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 Yeah Peta are secretly being played by McDonald's and others

[@yellowmello1223]

PETA: Ugh, millenials, being vegan and listening to us. What a dense generation.

[@localfeliform]

PETA in name only for they are neither.

[@whiteriiiice]

*They say as they murder hundreds of animals*

[@flobwad]

Jesus would actually love using a nail gun, considering the fact he was a carpenter. :)

[@myriadmaestro572]

He'd also might consider the irony funny. Who said God didn't have a sense of humor?

[@kcbbum8755]

@@myriadmaestro572 yeah, he created you

[@503unavailable]

@@kcbbum8755 hmmmmmmmmmmmm. did he tho?

[@i.suk.6146]

@@503unavailable I mean, he also created you. In fact, he made a lot of weird shit. Creating that one dude above us isn't much of a stretch. Jk me me atheist teehee hail satan.

[@g.ferreira6745]

@@i.suk.6146 satanism is actually a thing and it's way better than it sounds

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

That first one (package delivery one) actually goes further, with the package delivery guy saying that he's glad to have a job and that, no matter what kind of job, all jobs are important and in the end, benefit everyone with the economy. He then points out that the guy making fun of him doesn't even HAVE a job and spends his days mocking others for something he doesn't even have. That's the real r/murderedbywords

[@user5214]

However little this matters, I posted that.

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

@@user5214 are you the package deliverer or the other one?

[@user5214]

@@littlemissunoriginal4337 lol no I screenshotted it and posted it

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

@@user5214 ohhh. Got it

[@silversonome5360]

How did the package delivery chad know the replier didn't have a job? Were they a mod, or was it just basic reddit knowledge?

[@NeonWasInUse]

4:00 “What would Jesus’ Favorite Gun be?” “A Nail gun” I have never been more proud of my religion in my entire life!

[@pardolagames8994]

He would use a 2mm Kolibri, so he could humiliate his enemies

[@geraldthepuppy9693]

We had a “joke day” at chapel, I told this joke and got kicked out.

[@pardolagames8994]

@@geraldthepuppy9693 bro why?

[@geraldthepuppy9693]

Bryan Braz Moreira They got offended. Why else?

[@pardolagames8994]

Even God may have found this funny

[@chefsnotinthemood5127]

“Bro You’re Literally A Package Delivery Guy” Excuse Me But They Are Heroes

[@DavidMcCarthy08]

Stop Capitalizing Every Fucking Word

[@HomelessSoldierMan]

@@DavidMcCarthy08 No U

[@1ax]

@@DavidMcCarthy08 Yes Please Stop It Thank You - Grammar Police

[@its_just_jon]

V

[@SteveOnlin]

*Bend a fucking door* Tbh if only they could idk send them to the mail station or what ever it is called and keep it until you come that would be better

[@MrIzzy5466]

A Nail Gun. As a Christian that's Damn perfect!

[@503unavailable]

and as a carpenter from the year ~20 I'd be a godsend

[@therandomhat_]

503 Unavailable yes you would be, but I think the nail gun would be more useful for Carpenter Jesus.

[@nrggvrn5576]

@@therandomhat_ was he really a carpenter tho?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@@therandomhat_ I think he meant to say it'd be. Regardless, well done.

[@coreylineberry8557]

@@nrggvrn5576 Yes. His trade, as taught by his (earthly) father, Joseph, was as a carpenter.

[@sambradley9091]

4:01 But wasn't Jesus a carpenter though I'm pretty sure he would like nail guns more than regular guns

[@thatonerandomstranger2007]

Sam Bradley r/wooosh bait detected

[@allenholloway5109]

Yeah, probably.

[@mockeryoffortuna1071]

Homestuck.............

[@delaw4671]

@@mockeryoffortuna1071 what's wrong with that, lol

[@dustonpage1280]

*Obligatory Kanaya Comment*

[@GonkDr01d]

“Men are useless until they turn 33” My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@firehunterz2311]

Dammit r/animemes you're here too

[@8mb668]

well this isnt tinder

[@timeworks6004]

Yare Yare Daze....

[@davethelong5093]

Gureto desu yo koitsu wa

[@thangfahsavung9120]

Jesus's favorite hand gun is nail gun

[@americankid7782]

I love it when a girl cheats on you, you break up with her, then she call YOU disloyal!

[@creepahdude23]

It's called projection.

[@josephberger4651]

Makes you think about how messed up this world even is.

[@artemis477]

Because Feminism!!

[@joelmole3157]

And she called him a dog which is arguably the most loyal animal on the planet 😂

[@ozzie_goat]

Your videos are a million times better than those godawful text-to-speech ones.

[@chrimakesthings]

preach

[@ozzie_goat]

@@chrimakesthings 👏

[@SFTMKW]

BUT, you can't leave a funny comment with #MemeAwards and #FearureMe to be featured. Make sure you're subscribed. See you tommorrow.

[@bombtastic2952]

@@SFTMKW I think meme awards/comment awards was one of the first people to do text to speech memes

[@jayeffarelti1919]

Yea but only marshall's. I much rather have simple text to speach than all the unfunny dudes who just read reddit and try to add their own comments like. The post itself is funny no need for you to explain the joke. Cringey af. Most of them are much worse than plain text to speech tbh

[@DDjivan]

eyy nice to see Marshal doing... _...stuff_

[@ronancavett1272]

DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T YOU DARE.

[@yigit8354]

aha... yeah.

[@can0cringe]

KayTheGreat : Dare you to keep listening until they tell you what you wanted them not to tell

[@cernanwinterfox85]

ehh* Fixed that for you.

[@najrenchelf2751]

I approve this message. Hope you all are having an awesome day! 😊

[@bonkmaykr]

One time I messaged the Microsoft Store "can I get an UwU" and they actually responded. Best day of my life. Thank you microsoft.

[@TylerLL2112]

Did they UwU you or just replied like, “Ha, no.”

[@bonkmaykr]

@@TylerLL2112 they legit UwU'd me

[@cy-bernet-ix]

UwU

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

*"J-Lo collects engagement rings like she's Thanos."* Savage

[@Scazoid]

*Men are useless until they turn 33* My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@TJ-uv6wg]

@@Scazoid what

[@Indie_Calls]

"Don't come to Indie's birthday. I don't want you ruining the day." Don't worry, Charlotte Louise. You're invited to all my birthdays, even if you can't make it ❤

[@T3KNUG3T5]

Wholesome

[@spacebiker69420]

probably a question that would be better as a standalone comment, but who the hell names their kid indie?

[@Indie_Calls]

@@spacebiker69420 Hippie parents, probably

[@spacebiker69420]

@@Indie_Calls i just noticed your username is indie calls coincidence?

[@Indie_Calls]

@@spacebiker69420 I think not! xD

[@maomao6023]

One time I was murdered by words That’s what the machete was named

[@sylvercritter]

Well considering you didn't learn from last time I gotta do it again.

[@ryuuducat]

@@sylvercritter r/cursedcomments

[@corvinstory]

*distant slice noise* *soft, squishy munching*

[@ryuuducat]

@@corvinstory r/toocursedforcursedcomments

[@maomao6023]

@im female It sounds like you are chewing human bones

[@breakingbasha]

the cold dead heart one might be my favourite social media post by a company!

[@henryzhang3961]

I read somewhere that it wasn't by an official company account, but still gold response

[@Warappe69]

@Simply bobajojoba He meant to say he ffcks them

[@tappernumber1]

Bruh u ever seen Wendy's on twitter?

[@Jtak-qu5hk]

@@nikoraasu6929 I mean if you're a guy (which I assume you are) that also makes you a gay person.

[@TrevorSmithy]

Actually, it was 2 comedians who had been running that account for quite a while Check out this source: (seems legit) www.snopes.com/fact-check/campbells-customer-service-facebook/

[@flubird6370]

Always be proud of your job, unless it's not a job to be proud of. Yes, I'm aware I'm contradicting.

[@hps362]

... Wait does that count as a contradiction? Help me out here don't know who to believe.

[@flubird6370]

@@hps362 Contradict the Contradicter and you shall BE a contradiction.

[@hps362]

@@flubird6370 On the contrary, for you see, IT IS YOU WHO IS CONTRADICTORY BY NATURE, AND I WHO IS ANYTHING BUT!!!!!!!!! NYE HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@flubird6370]

@@hps362 but I Contradict thee, As I'm not only contradictory by nature, I'm the Contradiction to REDDIT! So much time to get my phone to stop changing thee to the.

[@flubird6370]

See, I contradicted a contradiction by agreeing I'm contradictory. So many contradictions!

[@deadpooldealsdamage]

GOP Teens be like ‘#If #you #ever #saw #a #bird, #you #are #illusional’ I think I’m having a migraine.

[@孫子]

What does GOP stands for?

[@mysteryman7766]

@@孫子 Grand Old Party. Narcissistic, just like most Republicans.

[@tobybug779]

I'm pretty sure that account is a parody, a Democrat endorsing Elizabeth Warren also endorsed their tee sale recently, and they called nuclear war #dope Some people probably genuinely like some of their tweets though. The thought of it makes me sick to my stomach.

[@thatoneguy9582]

Tempered Fate Gwhat Othe Pfuck

[@sophiegrey9576]

#illusional

[@warpednylium]

Campbell’s: To warm up your. COLD. DEAD. HEART.

[@aliceh5289]

6:24 "Here's to all my patrons and your generous donatrons"

[@HolyPetRel]

Yeah, that's definitely what he said in the video alright. You should make the captions instead of making a comment!

[@RekzysTheTitan]

Alice H a donatron is a robot that donates ass whooping.

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Honestly, I'm surprised there weren't any Wendy's tweets

[@ValidT]

IShipItLikeFedEx2 same.

[@greenlemonada]

I won't ruin the 69 likes but I agree

[@checkthisout7616]

Nah those are retarded, they go like this. Random: "u suck Wendy's" Wendy's: "u suck lol" OMG EPIC COMEBACK REDDIT MOMMENT.

[@MsLucid]

thekingprocsm some are like that, each of Wendy’s roasts are different, perhaps you should actually look into it before assuming that all of them are like a single shitty roast.

[@thekillrcraftr]

3:01 "In that instance, the trash took itself out" Marshall: OOOHHHH Me: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[@obinnanwakwue5735]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

[@unknownbunny9888]

@namealr Traitor of the food chain.

[@ceciliamateo8730]

@namealr *what* *WHAT* *_WHAT_*

[@jacobhanekamp2534]

@namealr Not So Fun Fact

[@cybergalacticnova]

Did you know snails are actually hermaphrodites despite how snails are depicted in Spongebob?

[@floop7332]

This guy's a genius, he's actually made me want to listen to the patrons from patreon

[@juliamontgomery5533]

At 2:38 the girls name is literally "Queen Bin-Laden". He *definitely* realized he needed better than that.

[@5nak_music]

The one with the Aunt was perfect

[@alexthebudgie9071]

Yeah totes agree and it was the best one on there

[@pork087]

The last one is amazing too

[@lightrealmrapono]

Yes, a fellow Canadian. Cheers my maple syrup-blooded brethren!

[@simongellatly8787]

Hip hip hoor-eh?

[@beefstew4948]

Sorry I don't speak high taxes I speak no free healthcare

[@kingvik2135]

Fellow Canadians 🇨🇦

[@hikaru_7027]

makker, het doet pijn om zo hip te zijn

[@demi-femme4821]

@Robert Hymes Sorry, I don't speak Misinformed Jackass, you'll have to translate it.

[@StarKnight54]

3:22 its 4 o clock rn and I just got a friken flash flood warning at the perfect time

[@olymolly3637]

Loool

[@StarKnight54]

Didn't die but lightning almost hit my house

[@tinle9]

Flash flood. Hmmm.. FLASH flood... *FLASH* flood... *HoLd űP!*

[@LetustheDragon]

Canadians to Americans: "I'm sorry, eh?" Americans to Canadians: "Texas"

[@xplosive3]

* Sore-ee

[@ramenlover3608]

Cereal Eagle please dont eat my cereal. (Or ramen)

[@Aidan-fd2tn]

0:55 I literally fell on the floor laughing

[@Schmorbo]

If "OHHHHHHHH AND I THOUGHT MURDER WAS ILLEGAL" isn't here I will explode

[@raid-ical]

Sorry, but you're gonna blow up

[@Schmorbo]

@@raid-ical just finished the video ver disappoint

[@sadeedehsan5513]

i've got bad news for you buddy

[@Jono997]

Can someone get the Schmorbo assembly crew over here?

[@phasedcloak2835]

That's why comment rule 101 exist: Finishing the video first

[@jaydenk.9670]

My brother wears rings on all 10 of his fingers and we're both black so I nicknamed him thanigga

[@nsta9046]

lmaoooooooooo

[@Optimaloptimus]

Well damn that’s one of the best nicknames I’ve seen in a long ass time.

[@9-volt219]

3:21 why that sound like a Banjo-Kazooie character lol I now regret making this comment

[@pinkdaddyhoehoe]

hey

[@jimbob3332]

hey

[@squtnik]

hey

[@STFwrinkle]

hey

[@saroullle]

hey

[@yourunclejoe9500]

I live in Canada and no one spells it like that. Paycheck being spelled like that was literally the first time I've seen it.

[@french7970]

It might depend on what part of Canada you live in, but same. I've never seen it being spelled like that.

[@DevanK-rg3td]

Same

[@ChuckADickiner]

It's the proper way to spell paycheque. Many people don't bother to fix the autocorrect default of American English when typing however. Same as colour, and labour.

[@andurilan]

The British spell it paycheque, therefore, it is paycheque.

[@Uyuzefe]

Check the definition of check and cheque, they are 2 different things. Wellcum

[@snowman7514]

"consider urself #blocked" *as they try to blend in with the humans

[@scritoph3368]

GOP Teens is a parody Twitter account lol

[@henryzhang3961]

It had better be

[@icyspy2936]

Whell Pucci, what type of gun would jesus use?

[@icyspy2936]

Is it johnny's nail guns?

[@tntimothyroditi1576]

@din-HOE-saur life after death, as in the Notorious B.I.G album

[@results3325]

Hey bro bring back our universe please

[@PokemonRater]

I seriously don't get how the “paycheck vs paycheque” one was being destroyed by words.

[@lumos-lio-4127]

Because the guy correct him by saying "Paycheck". But the official word in canada seems to be paycheque

[@dianac.9648]

@@AlphaStormMusic how do you ruin a language though?

[@dubiousinformation1756]

@@dianac.9648 We do it by looking at some words, and say "I think I liked the original Latin spelling of the word color". And then we get lazy and change the spelling based on which version of a word is easier to spell.

[@aagh8714]

@@AlphaStormMusic french would say the same about canadian french makes sense for english too

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

You stupid

[@Medikuma]

Here’s to all my patrons and their generous donatrons. I have no life for finding this entertaining.

[@daniellemurnett2534]

This is a Marshall Does Stuff video. You think any of us viewers have a life?

[@OmarGarcia-zx2yl]

At 5:24 I was watching this part, and right when he says “cold, dead heart my TV that is playing in the background starts playing that weird serious dramatic violin sound and I’ve never had better timing.

[@300IQPrower]

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons (Douglas Macarthur) But whoever said the sword is mightier than the pen has never seen a comments section.

[@Near_Void]

A piece of granite is mightier than the Ruchnoy Protivotankovy Granatomyot

[@net173h]

marshal please keep uploading video i love your straight-forward and non-cringy jokes, please upload more

[@ddrs15]

Spencer torres your absolutely awesome. Supporting him all the way from the beginning. Well done. (and also all the other patreons of course)

[@lavenzavantas]

Top 10 best Eminem's diss tracks

[@mihailomancic2571]

Random Guy doofenshmirtz was the only one he was too scared to diss

[@TheAlexio00]

1:00 *Peta:* There's a pretty good chance that you've eaten foods made from animal rectums recenty. *Me, a Tuscanian:* is that a problem? 'Cuz we've been doing shit for centuries, then

[@nekopuppet]

PETA: ITS NOT A PHASE MOM ITS MY LIFE, I LOVE TOTURING PETS

[@thesoulofthehero468]

3:55 Is it real that in america there are people that actually think jesus would love to have a favourite gun!?

[@marfromthestars]

I think not ‘cause I’m an American christian and someone who saves people probably wouldn’t have a favorite but if he did it would be a nail gun

[@AFantasticCat]

Marshal you rock! When I am sad your vids save me

[@davidpaul6290]

Not to be that guy, but, we may not be able to spell English, but at least we can speak it..... Zed......

[@olymolly3637]

Here in Malaysia we say Zed as well. Because British English.

[@nrggvrn5576]

Jay-Zed

[@Smileyreal]

Z > Zed

[@Jaskirat30]

Thanks to the British, Indians say Zed as well.

[@daniellemurnett2534]

It's dragon Ball's fault!

[@ShadowHunter120]

I've been feeding my dog primo food, and she still is active as a puppy despite being 8 years old now. And by puppy I mean literally bounding about like s deer and running like greased lightning.

[@simbathebrave7450]

I think my favorite part of your videos, is well, your voice. You have so much real emotion and you’re actually reacting to the posts. Plus the singing at the end is quite nice as well

[@thegrayowl1557]

"Bro you're literally a package delivery guy" Um excuse me, but the savior of New Vegas started as a courier.

[@rufusthespaceman6635]

5:29 that is the best compliment ever. Dogs are amazing, I love mine

[@olymolly3637]

The ending credit song & the post credit bonus mention is actually very sweet haha Edit: I love the "-dens" Bachelors comment lol

[@DanielFerreira-td6mn]

Wow I just found out about your channel. A lot of people make this sort of video, but you put much emotion when talking and that adds a layer of humor in your video that some people don't have. Makes me think of some one like Damien. You just won a new subscriber!

[@user-vu4mf9nv1q]

I just wanted to thank you for uploading. I've been having a difficult time lately, emotionally and physically, and videos like your make me feel a bit better. Thanks.

[@prouttourp4522]

419k view, 419k subscribers. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@deplizz7859]

3:50 I live the west of USA and i can confirm everyone definitely talks like this

[@Evercreeper]

You're Canadian?? I am too. But there only can be one...

[@nikoraasu6929]

Wanna do it the Canadian way? Can I please ask you to move abroad so there can only be one of us? I mean if that's a problem I can change places!

[@Evercreeper]

@@nikoraasu6929 No, no, you can be the only one. I insist you be the only one. Have you been by the maple syrup committee? If you come tonight its "bring your horned horse" day

[@jamessumner4744]

Anyone gonna tell him?

[@coolshadesguy6526]

I'm sorry for being in your way, sir. Here, have some syrup as an apology gift.

[@Smokeytactical]

I’ve watched lots of people go through. r/murderedbywords this is my favorite channel

[@danielanuhsmann7064]

I overheard a couple breaking up at the café yesterday and she was like "if you ever want to have a happy marriage, you better make sure to own a lot if money" and I've been thinking about it ever since

[@ashyoung42007]

2:52 Cardi b looks like someone slightly editing a picture of someone until it resembles mashed potatoe on day 2

[@yourmum966]

2:02 That girl handled it so well. On the internet at least

[@isaiah_mdl]

Hey Marshall, I just want to thank you for censoring the gay slur. You are literally the first non LGBT oriented youtuber I’ve seen who has done that.... So thank you!

[@antlantis1234]

3:45 Canada the place where they can say the worst thing posible yet make it sound nice and polite

[@KimonoSuki]

Everytime I hear your Patron song at the end I feel guilty for not practicing my ukulele sjsjjs

[@crazywyvern4704]

Angry women be like “men are dogs” Me think well at least there loyal

[@lichtheimer]

SpencasaurusRex is just funny to me. Good on the person who has that username on Patreon. You deserve at least one head pat for it.

[@Sean-uy8ub]

5:17 dang Campbell's soup

[@NotHappernot]

You know the people who say “sticks and stones may break my bones but words may never hurt me”? Well, I did two things to one. 1) I showed them this video. 2) I threw a dictionary at them. On an unrelated note I don’t know any people who say that.

[@skedarslayer]

First Marshal Does Stuff video I have seen on KZbin. KZbin would be a better place if there were more Marshal's.

[@swifter46ter]

I just imagined making a patreon called "icy yupee" and having him sing that xD

[@brown9671]

Paycheque isn’t a word. It literally has the red dots that means it’s not a word under it. It’s not a word.

[@wynsonrao5177]

Shutup eagleboi

[@marfromthestars]

Im Canada it is... I think

[@robertcurry389]

0:53 Astrophysics has nothing to do with the atmosphere or the planet. It’s all about stuff like calculating how fast a rock in space is going. Has nothing to do with the environment. Not saying global warming ain’t real I’m just saying astrophysicists aren’t the most qualified to talk about it.

[@miguelpereira9859]

It was still a good burn

[@TheMaskedFox288]

Actually it does, why are so many goddamn people in this comment section denser than a fucking blackhole

[@robertcurry389]

Crimson fox how does it relate then? If you know then share how so you can correct my false notion and I can learn and understand

[@TheMaskedFox288]

@@robertcurry389 it's literally the study of different planetary environments to see if they could possibly be habitable. Including terraforming the terrain and study of not only our environment but others

[@robertcurry389]

Crimson fox the Oxford Dictionary says otherwise, “the branch of astronomy concerned with the physical nature of stars and other celestial bodies, and the application of the laws and theories of physics to the interpretation of astronomical observations.” I don’t see where it has anything to do with planet’s environments. I think your thinking of a Planetologist. They study the environments of other planets, including gas giants, and the also study the environment of our own planet too.

[@grantmitchell6738]

You are very good at inflection, and voice acting in general.

[@mabithebard]

No one needs to prevent autism, just accommodate and try to make life easier for those who have it. Autism has its ups and down. Yes, parts of it don’t mix well with the world, and it’s hard, but I don’t know who/where I’d be without my autism.

[@thegamerator10]

"but bro you're literally a package delivery guy. As if that's something to be proud of lmao" A package delivery guy delivered the Hinata daki you sleep with, so...

[@marfromthestars]

And the pillow to cry in from getting wrecked

[@menelik6635]

I know I'm being biased as hell but now I like you a hell of a lot more when I know you're Canadian.

[@jayandthejets]

Same

[@Jezzibolt]

Just something about being Canadian gives you +10 charisma.

[@menelik6635]

@@Jezzibolt Exactly

[@scxlez]

That Patreon song is beautiful.

[@npcr15]

I absolutely LOVE the Patreon outro. I’m new to the channel and just subbed and you are MUCH better that the text-to-speech channels!

[@yeetyeetiatepete5140]

I love the part of the video where he was reacting to r/murderedbywords posts!

[@FlushDesert22]

If the pen is mightier than the sword, take a pen to a sword fight. Go ahead.... XD

[@GothicGamer2012]

A pen can be used to hire a private army. A sword can fill a heart with fear. A pen can provoke military action with a written threat or command. A sword can have it's wielder done for murder. A pen can be used to build an empire. A sword can leave blood on your hands and emptiness in your heart. Both can be weapons if used correctly, just with different methods of attack. "Stabby stabby" isn't the only way to take someone down in today's world and it's one of the most detrimental and risky methods. You take your sword, I'll take my pen.

[@FlushDesert22]

@@GothicGamer2012 oof, thats true!

[@Samuel_Williams]

*cough*JohnWick*cough*

[@olymolly3637]

@@Samuel_Williams You beat me to it lol. Also complimenting the first commenter, John Wick can even do the "stabby stabby" with a pencil, or pen in this case. The sword isn't worthy of him XD

[@GothicGamer2012]

@@olymolly3637 I haven't seen John Wick lol.

[@munchfacer3485]

His impression of jimmy Carr kinda sound like Jonathan Joestar, ngl.

[@pixelwanderer1962]

"What would Jesus's favorite gun be?" "A nail gun." Well, Jesus did say to turn the other cheek. I'm sure he'd accept one tbh

[@rootbeerconnoisseur6104]

4:11 Liberty, Missouri Our high school principal in the early 20s was the actor who played Peter Gunn (Craig Stevens)'s dad.

[@hsharma3933]

I wasn’t aware the blackout profile pic was a thing a year ago.

[@theliner989]

4:03 i smell a JoJo refrence

[@breakdancingmonkey4384]

“One long apology later” Correction: One long James Charles apology later

[@bobisnotaperson]

I think I need to move to Canada. Reasons: I run hot naturally, cold locations might be good for me. Also the speak correctly. Also less dumb politics.

[@pavloverboy]

CANADA’S politics are better? Sweetie, I have 2 words for you: Doug. Ford. He’s basically our Trump with all the controversy he’s been involved with, and he’s the PREMIER OF ONTARIO. Don’t even get me stared on our Prime Minister. Oh, the drama.

[@The-mw3hc]

Also the speak correctly

[@drifornel]

Well, Micheal, I would watch your videos while i draw on my phone, but KZbin says pip (picture in picture) is unavailable for music. Greatest hit

[@cap1986]

I came across this video and instantly subbed cause I have found a fellow Canadian

[@Aaron-mj9ie]

These are just okay comebacks. They're not quite "murdered by words"-tier, in my book.

[@bruhman2396]

6:21 does anyone know what kind of sound effect (or song) that is?

[@velvet_foxprince]

damn I've never been this early! love your vids!

[@ArtemisWasHere]

I’m stealing the “I’m from Canada where we spell word’s correctly” one. Actual pure gold

[@Greyspecies9999]

*this is something that deserves another part*