Best of Rifftrax 'Spiker'

[@wileyschmitt]

"Good morning. I painted these yellow because you're a coward."

[@LoveusSlothus]

"She's no Oakley's and a moustache but she's alright" "This world's in deep yogurt" (whaa??) "You died and went to heaven sweetie.." Yes, cuz nothing charms women more than opening a phone call with "You died" ! 🤣🤣🤣 Too many good ones...thank you for these !

[@honestone490]

The character Sonny is played by actor Stephan W Burns. Tragically, just four years later in 1990 he died at the young age of 35 from AIDS. He contracted the virus unknowingly in 1984 from a blood transfusion which saved his life from injuries he sustained in a serious car accident. He's best remembered for starring in the Disney feature film "Herbie Goes Bananas" and appeared in 3 memorable episodes of the legendary mini-series called "The Thorn Birds." A very talented actor, who we lost way too soon.

[@Tony_Cardoza]

He unknowingly got a blood transfusion from Ray Sharkey.

[@guyvizard549]

The two main characters seem like the type of guys who request the same waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings every time they come in.

[@wileyschmitt]

"Can we be seated in Betty's section? We'll wait if we have to."

[@ralicea4291]

"Now let's call it Cross-Fit and flip over tires and get all weird about it."

[@YellowJeep]

"The Japanese businessmen are disappointed by how sober he is and how few prostitutes he brought." 😂🤣💀

[@Highland_Moo]

That’s what had me snort-giggling! Absolute banger of a line!

[@Nightweaver1]

Man, I sure hope it never stops being the '80s!

[@attentiondeficitsquirrel7660]

“Name one player on that team who isn’t good.” Steve - oh, I get it now.

[@mrcydonia]

Good Lord, can you imagine actually having to watch this thing in a theater?

[@captain_hat6247]

No kidding. At least when you watch paint dry you have the knowledge that something was accomplished.

[@walkingwounded3824]

@@captain_hat6247 So true!

[@wkanost]

This is why theaters have exits clearly marked.

[@KeithDec25]

@@wkanost As well as the restrooms for that " get up and GO feeling" that will creep up on you!

[@monkeymouse]

I can't even imagine anyone wanting to make this movie and show it in a theater! No glamour, no drama, no interesting characters; Greydon Clarke movies are riveting compared to this!

[@darwinblinks]

Directed by...the '80's

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

Eat a lot of Souplantation and vote for Ronald Reagan!

[@LchanOtakudom]

“OHMYGOD SUNNY EXISTS AND IS IN MY FIELD OF VISION!!!!” All hail Sunny!

[@shawnfields2369]

What? "Is he some sort of 80's cult leader?" And also: "Why would they cut a guy like Steve? Should've seen the look on Steve's face".

[@auntiea2002]

"We wear short shorts". Damn!!! I forgot the shortness of the shorts in the 80's.

[@jeanthomas2045]

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[@favoritemustard3542]

I think that was an old commercial for... heck, I'm not sure, nair? Leggs? I can still hear it, though!

[@The_Real_Rasha]

"It's a drawing I did of Count Chocula" somehow puts me into spasms of laughter. So surreal.

[@bloodwrage]

It’s that scene from Top Gun stretched to 90 minutes

[@ralicea4291]

... yet somehow, nowhere near as enjoyable...

[@littleteethkeith]

Proof there is a God!

[@ToliBera]

It needs more homoeroticism.

[@Nightweaver1]

Well, we can all rest easy knowing that the entire cast is well into their 60s now and probably lost whatever attractiveness they had back then.

[@eggthetalonflame1453]

At least it’s not 4+ season show.

[@EyeMixMusic]

"You misspelled volleyball FIVE different ways."

[@Montaq_]

Thanks talking ambulance.

[@littleteethkeith]

I went to high school with a guy who had a personalized license plate that said SIDEOUT. He was way into volleyball. The thing that always tripped me out about him was he wasn’t gay.

[@kellyweingart3692]

😂😂😂😂

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Secondary characters assemble”

[@Eisenwulf666]

what has being gay to do with anything?

[@naturesinterface6663]

@@Eisenwulf666 He was a closeted sealion, no cap.

[@karnerblue7658]

🤣

[@YellowJeep]

RIP Christopher Allport... The actor who plays "Newt" died in an avalanche at the Mountain High ski resort in Wrightwood, CA, in 2008.

[@calvinjluther]

I was really hoping this would be GYMKATA, but with volleyball.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I thought he'd be a secret agent or some volley ball ninjas 🥷🏻...

[@captain_hat6247]

6:41 "I don't know about you, but I'm thinking about becoming a police officer who'll fight a killer snowman."

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@douglasjohnson4382]

So why would a volleyball player have the nickname "Catch?"

[@captain_hat6247]

Just another film where the filmmakers forgot to put in likable protagonists.

[@EpicBeard815]

"Now to walk into the sea"

[@nicks1451]

Yes, every young man's dream is leaving the medical industry to pursue their life-long passion of volleyball.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Profit!

[@JPMadden]

'Catch' Viecelli is played by the star of the skiing and T&A classic "Hot Dog... The Movie."

[@johnparrott4689]

The skiing in that film was damn good imho😀 THE CHINESE DOWNHILL!

[@infinimineyt9700]

I’m trying to think of a sillier sport to focus a movie around and I’m coming up empty

[@PatTheBatmanFan]

“Over the Top”

[@davee.9906]

They always have one or two jokes that make me laugh till I cry.

[@wileyschmitt]

Guaranteed! To me Mike is the funniest person ever.

[@wileyschmitt]

"Thank you talking ambulance!"

[@KeithDec25]

I wish I had a dollar for every time they say "Sunny"

[@randyj420]

I want you to meet my best friend - cocaine ---- lol.

[@darwinblinks]

I'm gonna change that quote to "Man with athletic pole make broad jump."

[@yuvgotubekidding]

Spiker? More like Stinker.

[@artificialdumbness9118]

"why didn't i stick to ripping off easy rider? now my dignity is gone" Michael Parks

[@karnerblue7658]

Holy shit, I forgot how good this one was! 🤣

[@TheKevinNewsom]

One of my favorites!

[@wileyschmitt]

Talking Ambulance makes a great cameo too :)

[@TheKevinNewsom]

@@wileyschmitt Ha! Yeah that one had me laughing out loud.

[@wileyschmitt]

Yeah Mike's line reads are always delivered perfectly.

[@bazzer124]

Is it just me or does the EMT's voice that says "Let's go, we've got a code" sound exactly like the nurse in Samurai Cop who says, "No way, his lips are burned?" Cheers...

[@everworldjalil2165]

"I'm a messy, naughty boy with a full diaper. Go on. Tell me!" LMFAO

[@charliehustle5827]

What the sam hill is the training technique where hold you underwater?

[@wildsmiley]

The music in this turd is surprisingly good

[@Eisenwulf666]

i like how the people who made this movie didn't know anything about volleyball,basic human interactions or even real life tbh XD I understand they wanted to make a "sports movie" but bloody hell..

[@joshuablack8221]

Talking ambulance 🤣

[@kellyweingart3692]

“I’m discount William Shatner”

[@shawnfields2369]

​@@kellyweingart3692But why, they have ACTUAL William Shatner in this abomination of a film, don't they? They also have Bootleg Ryan Gosling, and Bootleg Russian Natalie Portman, too, don't forget.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Since I am boycotting the Olympics, I decided to watch this again.

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

Literally the only thing this movie is better than

[@dominicaltomare5986]

And when this movie came out every volleyball player went to their local high school and took a swim in the pool

[@calsavestheworld]

I'd like to see dodgeball take off as a professional sport.

[@wileyschmitt]

Same here, it's very entertaining, and so fun to play.

[@bazzer124]

Check out "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" to see what that would be like. It's from 2004. Cheers....

[@shawnfields2369]

​@@bazzer124Hey, I love that movie! It was one of the first films I wanted to see on DVD(since I missed my chance to see it in theaters). But me and my Dad would watch the film on TV whenever it was on. It's one of Ben Stiller's greatest/best movies ever made. As much as I liked Vince Vaughn as the main lead, seeing Ben Stiller as the main guy wouldn't have been a bad idea either. I just wish "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story", had gotten a sequel...

[@renaesmith7494]

He's telling the truth that is all he knows😄😄

[@kylemclean-bailey8605]

Freakin' Michael Parks is in this. Wow

[@wileyschmitt]

"Well, hang in there."

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

He's in like 5 or 6 CBS Walker Texas Rangers 🤠...

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Who knew Sheriff Earl McGraw was a volleyball coach before he joined the force...

[@deirdre108]

Michael Parks! "Then Came Coach Bronson".

[@wileyschmitt]

"Well, hang in there."

[@deirdre108]

@@wileyschmitt Thanks for uploading this! Now get out of my way because I'm "........gonna live life my way."

[@kanna-san.]

They turned that volleyball anime into a movie, holy shit!

[@matthewdietzen6708]

Bwahahahaha!!! Someone other than me knows about that anime! 🤣

[@roringusanda2837]

Lol!😝👍

[@ChampionElCid]

There's even a part where they go to Japan! If this movie had had this team play that anime team it might have been more interesting!

[@johnensel6295]

The woman from Poland also had a bit part in the movie sequel to 2001...2010 that came out in 84

[@johnparrott4689]

Good catch! ‘2010’ is one of my favorite movies😊

[@seaminer5894]

Yes , Natasha Shneider. She was an amazing musician. She got a band with her husband Alain Johannes, named Eleven. They played with Chris Cornell, Queens Of The Stone Age and other bands. Sadly she died of cancer in 2008.

[@johnparrott4689]

@@seaminer5894thanks for letting me know. RIP. We lose the good ones too early😢

[@RavnerRavner]

Murphy is on fire here!

[@TomWollenbergDJSLT]

This was a hardxwatch even with the "best of" clips

[@richardrobbin2731]

So like Battle Royale/Hunger Games ..but with Volleyball??

[@jimmycrackkorn1596]

Is that the same hospital/hospital entrance that was in "The Dark Knight"? The one that the joker blew up.

[@PatTheBatmanFan]

Sadly, no

[@georgewilson7432]

Hey guys, Sonny is staying!

[@wileyschmitt]

Sonny was clearly inspired by Lembach.

[@guyvizard549]

DeForest Shatner

[@michaeldownstairs]

Woah, is that Michael Parks

[@wileyschmitt]

Yes it is, and he wants to show you a picture that he drew of Count Chocula.

[@LaquilaLaquila]

This is 😆😂 hilarious

[@Mattteus]

1:37 what ambulance has a horn like that??

[@walkingwounded3824]

9:52 The ref, so funny!

[@AlmostWorthless]

I like this as a Rifftrax riff because there are so many bad sports movies but they don’t get the riffing they deserve. Maybe the Cheap Seats guys should join Rifftrax; they already had Mike, Bill, and Kevin on their show.

[@newtonwallen3210]

awww my names Newt. does this mean ill never find love

[@Nightweaver1]

No, it probably just means you'll end up on a doomed colonization planet, hiding in air shafts from xenomorphs until some ineffectual Marines show up to save you.

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@Nightweaver1 You might also turn out to be a scientist working on the last hope for humanity against alien invaders. But the aliens are gonna get involved _somehow,_ it's inevitable now.

[@mixmastermurphy]

Is that Michael Parks as the coach?

[@wileyschmitt]

Correctamundo!

[@mixmastermurphy]

@@wileyschmitt It's weird not seeing him in a Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino movie.

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

@@wileyschmitt I haven't seen the whole thing, but I'm guessing there are some THEN CAME BRONSON jokes.

[@wileyschmitt]

"Really? Well hang in there." ;)

[@maxbrandt6]

Back in the 80s and into to the early 90s there was a movie for almost every sport, this one really sucked and managed to be worse then Gymkata!

[@jaywv1981]

Volleyball well my friend...

[@tuckerbowen4626]

...Do they even HAVE volleyball in the Olympics?

[@tuckerbowen4626]

@@TheGourdKing i thought the Olympics were all about those solo sports where they measure how far you jumped or threw something, like pole vaulting and hammer throws

[@laurallewien2165]

Yes, yes they do....

[@typacsk]

Yeah, they used to just have Boring Volleyball, as dramatized (well, not "dramatized," let's say "portrayed") here. Now there's also beach volleyball, AKA "watch it in the hopes that someone's top will pop off."

[@roringusanda2837]

There's no way this was a real movie...like...no😮

[@seanmontgomery801]

They should show the entire Spiker 1986 movie even when the brunette tickled one of the Male volleyball players.

[@Popebug]

This is a weird fetish thing, isn't it

[@KIRA-EL]

9:56 what inspired Serena Williams some Thirty Years later

[@cygil1]

Yeah but this is clearly based on MacEnroe.

[@Darth_Conans]

"If I'm ever dragged off by fascist goons..." In communist Warsaw Pact era Poland?

[@Eisenwulf666]

yeah i was a bit taken aback by that riff..i guess they meant "fascist" in a broader way, like authoritarian basically..doesn't work well but it's the best i can come up with

[@MrVictorClark]

This is what boomers think Haikyuu is about.

[@roringusanda2837]

Do Boomer's even know haikyuu???

[@mikemaloney1289]

Holy shit that's a bad movie

[@everworldjalil2165]

Mike was on fire this Riff.

[@stantonh1452]

He always has the best lines in every movie I swear