Best of Rifftrax 'The Bermuda Triangle'

[@prkycck4445]

As someone who grew up with alcoholic parents, I actually find the jokes rifftrax made here, in their sarcasm to be kinda comforting. Mst3k was always there for me when my parents were not as a child. I found escape through the tv show. If I ever meet them I would like to thank them for that.

[@elderlypoodle9181]

Absolutely! It was a wonderful escape 👍❤️

[@MegaCrowdaddy]

"Weird that this movie won 12 NAACP Image awards" made me shoot beer out of my nose.

[@koenvandamme6901]

If only there was a celestial body during the day that allowed you to easily find west.

[@JamaicanCastle]

"Is the sun coming up? Then _put it on the left!"_

[@ClayLoomis1958]

If you start pulling on those strings this whole perfectly logical movie will just fall apart and be made fun of one day.

[@yuvgotubekidding]

There’s always an open glass pitcher of milk in the fridge at sea. 5:32

[@KyrreXXL]

Kudos to the guy who painted the star in the the stars'n bars on the planes upside down.

[@noahhenson1669]

"If only the Pyoo-MAY-muhn was here to save us!" 14:57

[@Anynom]

Love the reaction to the credits: "Is this a stock ticker?!"

[@mattyboyanderson]

Seriously what even is that??

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@mattyboyanderson I'm not gonna look it up but I assume it's ships/airplanes lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Presumably because they were all murdered by a creepy doll.

[@KuroMicra]

The barometer’s gone down a lot, hi I’m Troy MaClure, Brilliant!

[@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554]

'Man, can't believe the PumaMan fired me just 'cause I used his magic belt to pick up chicks'.

[@chrisnemec5644]

That movie put the PU in puma.

[@kevinbashnick]

Pat u maman.

[@snogger6]

Shoutout to Puma Man references...

[@wileyschmitt]

Plus we got to see the 'real' hero from Puma Man in this movie, Aztechnology's finest.

[@scottbubb2946]

Pyuma Man!

[@Nightweaver1]

Help! I'm falling at a 45-degree angle defying all the laws of physics!

[@kellyweingart3692]

The Tommy Wiseau impression’s hilarious

[@jimmymoss3240]

SCOLIOSIS-MAN!

[@leemcdonald1342]

That girl sounds like Tommy from Pod People. That's not a good sign.

[@BurgermanForever-nh2vp]

💀

[@brianfuller7691]

Honestly one of the better bad movies and perfect for Rifftrax. Enjoy three greats here, John Huston , Gloria Guida and Andres Garcia and Claudine Auger.

[@adrianlee3497]

Domino! 🤪🤪🥰🥰

[@earlleeruhf3130]

That is four greats.

[@nagaking07]

I've noticed Rene Cardona movies seem to just seem to bizarrely meander from one scene to another, generally forming an equally bizarre narrative.

[@benjaminhatcher9846]

My God this movie is truly atrocious...made delightfully bearable with Rifftrax 😁

[@wileyschmitt]

Yeah it's amazing what they've been able to do for bad movies for nearly 30 years now.

[@animalmother5287]

Some decent pussy tho

[@brianfuller7691]

Even a sucky movie is better with Gloria Guida and Claudine Auger.

[@BR-jw7pm]

I watched this with my family and we too were rooting for the cast to get mauled for those SENSELESS shark murders

[@wildsmiley]

What did they do to you, John Huston, what dirt did they dig up on you?

[@ClayLoomis1958]

Google Tosca Izabel Querze Roulien. Someone might have smelled his breath that night and brought it up.

[@deirdre108]

The money he owed the studio for his losses in Reno casinos during the filming of "The Misfits" finally came due. That's a true and funny story.

[@pony_bonnyman]

What the HELL is John Huston doing in this thing? Wow.

[@FuckYouWhosNext]

thats his vessel in fact

[@EmoJones13]

2:50 Who wants to bet that Marlboro and Kellogg's did NOT actually sponsor this movie?

[@earlleeruhf3130]

Jack Daniels did.

[@ladycheyne5607]

"Oh lawdy, WHAT "🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Roadvirus1]

Bill: "I'm running out of underwater stuff to say" Me: How about "By this time, my lungs were aching for air"

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

18:05 Zach Galifianakis in his most sensitive role yet.

[@KeithDec25]

John Huston who dIrected some of the best Hollywood movies: MALTESE FALCON, TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE, ASPHALT JUNGLE, AFRICAN QUEEN, PRIZZI'S HONOR and many others appears in this crap probably for spending money or tax write off....He's the character 'Edward"....ALSO "Gordon" (Miguel Angel Fuentes) was the wise mentor in that other classic super-hero msT3k epic PUMA MAN...

[@lesstalking3007]

That's his dad?! 9:19 Mermaids aren't fish, though; they're glass pitchers of Tang-I mean...! What was I talking about?

[@RossM3838]

John Houston makes a lot of appearances on riff trax

[@pony_bonnyman]

13:30 - Far, far out in the terrifying Bermuda Triangle, there is a huge piece of land in the background. Huh.

[@wileyschmitt]

The director's excuse was probably that the Bermuda Triangle causes the illusion of huge pieces of background land.

[@davebennett6231]

To be fair, if you're referring to what looks like a shore line, I think you're just seeing the top handrail on the side of the boat (I always used to think the same thing)

[@josephmarak7132]

"Eyebeards" was the one that got me...

[@kellyweingart3692]

door-to-door Alan service 😂

[@kellyweingart3692]

sudden onset birdemic attack 😂

[@hmdwgf]

LMFAO 5:08 "What do you say now, captain?" "I don't know, argh?"

[@011keepers]

13:48 they are complaining about having to get to land...which is blatantly viewable from the bridge.

[@martythemartian99]

So much of Gordon and Allen, but hardly a peep out of John, Scott and Virgil ;)

[@wileyschmitt]

"I thought YOU were Allen."

[@martythemartian99]

@@wileyschmitt I'm not Allen, I'm Alien :D

[@jonathanbethards3689]

WILL YEEWWWWW LIIIGHT THE SKY ON FIIIRRRRE, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@christieperry4361]

Barry Gibb wants his beard back

[@mythra7174]

When I looked at the thumbnail really fast, I thought it was Maggie Lawson and James Roday. (Psych).

[@ladycplum]

Holy crap, Claudine Auger???

[@adrianlee3497]

She was waiting for Sean Connery to rescue her from this movie. 😆😆

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Anyone love the FORBIDDEN PLANET sound FX? And the list at 22:50 was all of the ships lost in the Bermuda Triangle

[@channelj.m.h254]

10:17 Hey Boss! Boss Boss Boss! Hey Boss! LOL

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“I don’t know,Alan.”

[@JG-dx5wi]

Zippidy doo dah!

[@johns6939]

This was awesome!

[@wickedmuffin76]

Oh lawdy what?

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Costume party, anyone?”

[@FuckYouWhosNext]

i swear that is the same token black guy on the three stooges shorts (i know its not, but a dead ringer)

[@JPJones03223]

Everybody grab your sissick pills and get ready to roll!

[@wadecarmen7501]

I want a Scooby Snack!

[@juicyfruit6311]

There's a Filipino dish called "sisig." He wants fried meat pills on a cruise?

[@dumoulin11]

4:57 So they took white doves and dyed them green? Is that it?

[@christieperry4361]

Guy from the zatarans box

[@jaywv1981]

Zippity do da.....

[@MacTechG4]

Gordon is no Gabe, that’s for sure...

[@questorfilms]

She knows the word “seamen”

[@billbobagggins99]

Tigtone!

[@willg4802]

The only loss was Alan and the Captain

[@wileyschmitt]

But I thought you were Allen...

[@FuckYouWhosNext]

what about Gordon the pumaman?

[@battlestarmarc]

This film is so bad it's funny. Definitely rifftrax material.

[@DexterTCN]

isn;t that pumaman at 18:24?

[@suchiuomizu]

No, its the Aztec guy AKA Vadino the Onion from Puma Man, which they reference several times.

[@ecojosh1]

What is that information at the end?

[@wileyschmitt]

The credits must've gone through the actual Bermuda Triangle and somehow came out that way.

[@ThatGovrnmntBoy]

A list of vessels that were lost in the Bermuda Triangle

[@johnrudy9404]

Um, oh just forget it.

[@riceymartin2203]

Context: This film is a slog

[@racheledwards2352]

What the hell is this movie?

[@wadecarmen7501]

Perfect film to get stoned to.

[@Vscustomprinting]

i have a mental block that keeps me from watching riff traxs.. i want too.. and ive been to one theatre event.. but i think im going to get sucked into these best offs.. and im already a little irritated, because i want to hear the other jokes.. which is really cool.. i would be willing to trade these jokes for other things than money, such as rugs, uh fabrics, spices, medicinal mushrooms, services, agreements..

[@wileyschmitt]

They do have one or two on sale every week, but they're only a couple bucks off (so $8.00 usually). Check out the playlist if you haven't yet, and I do try to include all the best jokes but it's never 100% of course as my opinion is 'somewhat' subjective.

[@wileyschmitt]

*But of course MST3K >>>> Rifftrax (but Rifftrax has many priceless moments and is still a blessing from above considering that there could've been nothing at all after MST3K).

[@ralicea4291]

Let yourself get sucked in. It's worth it, I promise.