The Rifftrax Montage Monstrosity (MSTerpiece Theater 3000)

[@eduardo_corrochio]

Stacy Keach saying "time share" brings me joy. It's so many things-- lofty, borderline condescending, fun, and over the top.

[@brandonobaza8610]

"You got a smoke?" "The United States is a No-Smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, no women, unless, of course, you're married. No guns, no foul language, no red meat..." " 'Land of the Free' "

[@yohei72]

He really does give his all to even this nothing role in this nothing movie. Guy is amazing.

[@SoberneticSamurai]

Mike = the genius...Bill = The Savage Kevin = The Eccentric

[@scotshabalam2432]

I was NOT expecting that.... "Why can't we marry?" *that awkward Folgers coffee commercial pause* "We're brother and sister."

[@yohei72]

40:34 - Speaking of David Lynch!... that's the late great Jack Nance, his longtime friend and frequent actor, best known as the lead of Eraserhead and as Pete "She's Dead, Wrapped in Plastic" Martell in Twin Peaks.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

11:43 "Does ANYONE need a refill?!" That ones made me cry before :)

[@greggarvin2023]

The Black dude in Miami connection was the heavy weight kick boxing champion of the world... True.

[@karnerblue7658]

Seriously? 🤔

[@greggarvin2023]

@@karnerblue7658 Hard to believe but true..Maurice Smith... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Smith_(kickboxer) He had a decent MMA career as well. Life is interesting.

[@karnerblue7658]

Thanks! I love fun facts. 😃

[@Igarappappa]

"I'm Champion of the World? OH MAI GOD!"

[@typacsk]

We've got to get him and Don "The Dragon" Wilson to do a movie together

[@DevlinDomini]

Really like the montage idea. If star trek “out of context” can make me laugh, then RT and MST really can. Random’s funny, but montages on a theme are good too. Nice work.

[@wileyschmitt]

Thank you. There's one I did for MST3K called 'Mega Edit' (at the top of my MST3K playlist) and I think it's much better than this one.

[@LeCrosse]

"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😂

[@TheRealNormanBates]

6:22 for those interested in what happened to Poochy when his cell frame was taken off screen.

[@JMFabiano]

Montage Monstrosity? The new slogan for Golden Corral's all you can eat special!

[@wileyschmitt]

Good one!

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“I have drawn the skank from the stone.”

[@EmoJones13]

OHHH MY GHAAAD!! Please do more of these!

[@TrueCanadianGamerThe]

42 minutes of my life very well spent!

[@0GallifreyGirl0]

"We're brother and sister" "911, yes get here yesterday"

[@kellyweingart3692]

😂😂😂😂

[@choosecarefully408]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKXXgZV_g6l5rK8 sez... there are *worse* things...

[@ronniemation]

i learned today never lift weights while having this play in the background

[@FunkyGOB]

You shouldn't lift weights if you're staying in a TIMEshare

[@karnerblue7658]

Also, never drink anything. 🤭

[@mylearningaccount]

That cow man behind me??? I'm doomed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Use your bovine powers” “Moo!”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Give you the milk of death”

[@karnerblue7658]

“Moo, MOO!”

[@yohei72]

21:05 - "I still think poisoning is the better way to do it." - Golden Corral's new slogan.

[@maxbrandt6]

So many movies really do have it coming, especially that God forsaken Vanilla Ice movie!

[@waltertomaszewski1083]

Bruce Villanche, the writer of The Star Wars Special, freely admits he was strung out when he was writing it.

[@karnerblue7658]

Why am I not surprised

[@yohei72]

That's no excuse. Lots of artists have created good and even great work while abusing substances.

[@lezlethal]

"Everything north of here will be eaten out..." "Whoa!"

[@wileyschmitt]

"Sounds like Vegas."

[@davincent98]

@@wileyschmitt HEY! I resemble that remark.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Morgan Fairchild and a can of Aquanet”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“All the best heroes wear mom jeans”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“He’s gonna take out Porkins!” “Stay on target”

[@pauloh7631]

HAHAHAHAHA 13:08 Tommy Wiseau from The Room, that was a killer impression

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

U started & ended with Jim's "OMG!!" Thanks!!!! 😀

[@TheRadical42]

Great job! Some wonderful laughs. Thanks a bunch. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah MST3K and RiffTrax!

[@joshuablack8221]

These were all fuego 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@robertcliffjr9339]

Keep them coming. MSTRiffs forever!

[@carriancrow44]

I bet my hair island on it!

[@carriancrow44]

fluffy played without make up by Paul Williams

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Hold your ground, sons of Gondor” “To the king!”

[@Eazy-ERyder]

1:13 that "brother and Sister" dialogue is probably one of the ONLY times it didn't NEED a riff and was funnier WITHOUT

[@srbrant5391]

“Wookie” and “tampon” should never share a sentence.

[@bananawolf2304]

4:24 is the reminder I needed that Kevin should do all McDonald’s commercials

[@srbrant5391]

I love the editing in this.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Them gargling for the Wookies gets me every time LOL

[@gogglespisano24]

Anne motherfucking Green Gables never fails to kill me

[@karnerblue7658]

And I add another one to my RiffTrax playlist! 😁

[@joelrook5563]

Would you cover that thing up, Carl? There are children present!

[@nonprofitgirl]

Oh my. God. If anyone- let alone Vanilla Ice! - drips dirty ice water in my mouth…I’m going for the nads. Directly.

[@jonathanbethards3689]

25:00 Is it just me, or does that look a lot like the car Homer designed for his brother, Herb.

[@karnerblue7658]

LOL! It does! 😆

[@mixmastermurphy]

Tobor. I want Tobor.

[@ian_b]

Drugs make you one hell of a piano player.

[@harshtimes23]

You come in here like Anne of “The motherf@&kin “ Green Gables!!!

[@fromvault801]

I really want a Tiiimeshare now

[@scottjohnson388]

Damn it feels good to be Shrode.

[@tamaramanheim8831]

They're like three taking banjos

[@srbrant5391]

Vanilla Ice dresses like _every_ Stand user.

[@josephmarak7132]

The Pujos joke literally made me think I was going to die laughing. I just kept imagining what it would look like, and now my fat sides are sore. You should be more careful and warn us that it's almost lethally funny...

[@JoseBronxRican]

I died too. Perfect riff.

[@fauxdude9756]

my hair smells like apricots but doesn't taste like apricots

[@karnerblue7658]

23:34 Ator should really wipe the cocky look off his face. All he does is kick people when they’re down and sucker punch them. 🤣

[@greedyd5524]

Did he ever get his letter

[@deirdre108]

03:46. Wait! Bones McCoy??

[@ImJustSaijan]

If you could win this guy... I? Man I wish I had weed that good he got that DANK!

[@Turbo9987]

6:24 OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wileyschmitt]

Don't you mean "OHHH MY GHAAAD!!"?

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Bye-byeeee”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Well, gotta go return my shorts to John Stockton” “WOW!”

[@bitfreakazoid]

Need a list and times of what each rifftrax is please. :)

[@davincent98]

I lost it at the Pujols candy bar

[@tomh.2405]

5:47 Man, Rust Cohle let himself go after solving the Yellow King murders...

[@l.a.gothro3999]

Isn't "Night of Lepus" kinda like if "Watership Down" was written by Clive Barker?

[@yohei72]

... R.L. Stine?

[@mikemaloney1289]

Goddamn this was good

[@l.a.gothro3999]

Just a reminder: Art Carney won an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor for 1975's "Harry and Tonto" (he was Harry), beating out Albert Finney, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, and Al Pacino. Here's the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn63YZmuZ6aqitk

[@volfievolfie9079]

What the heck was that with Harvey Korman?? (And not the cooking segment.)

[@nomadmalachi]

Hey, can we get a list of which films these are? Some I know, but a number of them, I don't recognize.

[@Logos87X]

Yeah, what's the movie with all the "Odin" screaming and the guys with long hair. Is that the same movie as the Tess of the Fucking d'Urbervilles?

[@iaincowell9747]

@@Logos87X Yes, Berserker: Hell's Warrior

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Logos Berserker: Hell’s Warrior

[@SeanP7195]

Man, cool as ice is so bad I can’t even watch brief clips of it

[@calypsokiosko9067]

*Odin!*

[@jonathanbethards3689]

David Wessel OOODDIIIIIIIIN

[@kellyweingart3692]

sudden guy in backseat 😂

[@kellyweingart3692]

“No more...three foot party subs before bed”

[@joshuablack8221]

1:21 😂😂😂

[@BahstX]

What is the movie where they are screaming "ODIN!"? With the Vampire Valkyries? I NEED to see it!

[@kellyweingart3692]

Berserker: Hell’s Warrior

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Ringo’s still got it”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“He speaks entirely in Iron Maiden lyrics”

[@tali813]

What was the movie with the screaming blond karate guy at 11:14?

[@mstk3lover1]

Deathforce

[@mstk3lover1]

Sorry Death Promise

[@kellyweingart3692]

*promise

[@Devilsblood]

5:03 why does Luke Skywalker look like a Ken doll?

[@hoomanm6807]

Apparently he was in a bad car crash right before this was filmed. They had to cover his scars with makeup.

[@blingwithconfidence]

lmbo man their hilarious,now I gotta go schling a schlong XD

[@wileyschmitt]

Schling away!

[@kellyweingart3692]

“This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Looks like if Billy Crystal and Steven Seagal had a baby, and used Peyton Manning as their surrogate”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Peyton-Crystal-Seagal”

[@srbrant5391]

12:48 - Slymenstra Hymen!

[@joshuablack8221]

35:10 😂😂😂😂

[@CWargh63]

Had to shut it off at 32:12 as I could no longer breathe

[@wileyschmitt]

I should probably include a warning as someone could possibly laugh themselves to death, but that would be the way I would want to go out :)

[@wileyschmitt]

I love that Al Pacino riff, Kevin pulls it off well.

[@kellyweingart3692]

the Jay Leno impression’s hilarious

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Catchphrase?...or impression of the martians on Sesame Street” “Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“I’ll be here doing this”

[@tetsuoswrath]

@2:05-2:12 My ribs hurt! X{D

[@infinitynokia]

@11:09 dude is s a BEAST!!!!!

[@JohnnyLongbow]

I am so bummed I never got a download of MegaForce when it was on the Rifftrax site. :-(

[@wileyschmitt]

They don't have it anymore??

[@iaincowell9747]

Nope. The rights for it expired or something & they can no longer legally sell it.

[@wileyschmitt]

I have it in my library still, and will try to do an edit of it sometime (though I'm sure the Megadorks will be taking the ad revenue from it).

[@jonnyreverb]

The 1st is The Miami Connection... What was the 2nd movie/riff?

[@jonnyreverb]

Nevermind... ATOR: THE FIGHTING EAGLE (1982)

[@OpiateVictory]

Kazook... ??? Uughghghgh !! Jesus.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

6:30 what is the name of this movie so we can pester RLM to put it on BOTW. 6:50 okay, now we need a list of all of the movies so we can all suffer together. 11:08 who knew Borat was in this? 15:54 oh God NO! I'm having flashbacks to when Snob found that Reggie Bar that was 5+ years old. 28:20 I almost didn't recognize Bruce Campbell without the hair.

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

Not gonna hold back. I soooooooooooooooooooo hated the Star Wars Holiday Special!! I spent most of my life trying to erase it from my memory!!!

[@iaincowell9747]

Nobody liked it. Thats why it was never shown again or ever released on home movie format.

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

@@iaincowell9747 Absolutely no arguments here!!

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Not so bad if you’re stoned out of your mind

[@mylearningaccount]

The ridiculous makeup on Mark Hamill alone should've been a red flag from the get go. Yikes!!!

[@sweatingschizo1982]

What's the name of the movie with all those Screaming Martial Artists?

[@kellyweingart3692]

Death Promise

[@petergray7576]

Death Promise

[@srbrant5391]

"You, the world's ugliest jury!"

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

11:13 I gotta know what film this is!

[@kellyweingart3692]

Death Promise

[@krashlyboo]

ThyyyMme Shaaare

[@waltertomaszewski1083]

Wasn’t *RM* originally a spoof on the dangers of marijuana use? That’s what we always used to think of it whenever it would play in a cinema back in the ‘70s. None of us believed any of it for a second.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Invis-a-joint”

[@karnerblue7658]

I think it was meant to be serious.

[@ellnats]

where's the "i need you tonight, WHOA!!!!" riff?

[@CharlesLaughtonFan]

LMAO!

[@SeanP7195]

You know it's bad when Death Promise is the least cheesiest movie of the whole bunch.

[@waltertomaszewski1083]

What movies are these?

[@l.a.gothro3999]

But can Chuck Norris do...Sudoku?

[@ilikethecokev2]

Will you light the eye on fire?! *AAAAHHH!*