BEST OF ROOMMATE STORIES

[@randalabra3852]

zach, corey, and chris all lived in a house with multiple more people, and they supposedly weren't the craziest ones in the household

[@donslyuckus]

allegedly

[@Awsomeisimo]

Thats true tho

[@bigboysdotcom745]

They've all said multiple times on sleepycast that they're really boring people irl.

[@fatalaxecident9913]

Many multiple more

[@travismcnasty51]

That's Philly for you.

[@youngnk80]

"Sonic goes to the real world" will forever be greatest response to anything.

[@eternalflame9482]

Funny enough Zach predicted the Sonic Movie before it ever happened lol

[@blummoose1451]

I’m more of a fan of “Sonic goes to the real world, dude”

[@eternalflame9482]

@@blummoose1451 I wished they named the movie that. It'll be a 100/10 movie at that point.

[@pass_]

@@eternalflame9482 tbf if theres a live action movie based on a fictional character, its 100% gurenteed the plot will be "X character goes to the real world and funny thing happens"

[@eternalflame9482]

@@pass_ True

[@pat4510]

"She would eat blocks of cheese and then puke and complain about it"

[@herothehedgefox]

didn't Ryan (Magee) have a story about that? He ate a whole block of cheddar and drank beer and vomited all over himself. he could have asphyxiated.

[@Moowe291]

Love that joke. Like when you complain about your health but live like a heroine addict.

[@coldmaniac4]

@@herothehedgefox yep! he also fell asleep in his own vomit afterwards

[@Dogapillar4Lyfe]

I had a roommate who one summer said she wasnt going to eat Dairy anymore. After a couple of months of no dairy she decides that she is going to have Milk again. In one night she drinks over half a jug of milk (basically her body weight cause she was tiny) gets super sick and while laying on her bed with stomach pain screamed "This is why we shouldnt drink Milk!" Bitch, this all happened because you detoxed then when hard back into the Milk STFU

[@throbbingfellow1136]

@@herothehedgefox Ryan Magee? From SuperMega!?

[@stproducciones9140]

Chris getting drunk and shitting himself is the most Irish thing ever

[@CertifiedKisser]

Its funny cause last Christmas I downed a whole bottle of jack daniels green apple at a cookout at my friends ranch and got blackout drunk, but even after downing the whole bottle I was still able to know when i had to shit even after rolling off the bed multiple times and stumbling around but passed out just like chris on the toilet except I threw up on myself instead of shiiting

[@Dylan90210]

@@CertifiedKisser Alcohol is just terrible substance lol. What the hell kind of enjoyment do people actually get from it?

[@Kacky]

@@Dylan90210 being drunk is fun

[@Ellzyboy]

@@Dylan90210 im 31 now. I can enjoy drink and get tipsy but ive learnt not to go far beyond that point. So in other words, in moderation its fineand enjoyable

[@creagandubh4411]

That's exactly what I was thinking through that whole story.

[@claimedlizard3209]

Little did Chris know, when he was holding that jewel-encrusted wooden box of pubes, hidden amongst those gems are was actually one of the Tomar Emeralds.

[@Zeebedee101]

OF COURSE!

[@randomguy7928]

If you take all of the gems off the box and mix them with the pubes in a cauldron of trademarked Tomar-Brew (don't use any store brand versions), you'll get the 3rd Tomar Emerald.

[@JL11MUSIC]

@@randomguy7928 best recipe for homemade tomar-brew?

[@ooziepro]

What you don't know is that the emerald was actually the pubes themselves. The gems inside were mere decoys

[@JRSanchez93]

@@JL11MUSIC You need 8 foreskins and have to wear them on each finger for at least 3 weeks. Throw them into a mixture of a Moscow Mule and Sam’s Cola brand cream soda. Boil it for 3 hours. Freeze it for 24 hours. Boil it again for an additional 2 hours. Freeze it again for 2 hours. Crack open whatever ice formed around it and throw the liquid into a vile and let it sit for exactly 127 hours. Ear dropper the very VERY top of it, then mix it in with a full bottle of Popov’s Vodka.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

I argue that lyle's rats should count as roommates

[@Doctor_Grubious]

Nah rats are better than roommates

[@andrewmeyer3599]

Everyone knows Lyle was lying about that. The reality was he shrunk himself down and invaded a local rat nest and waged war upon the vermin for 30 years with the support of the Council of Worms

[@HiSodiumContent]

Lyle served them eviction notices on the end of a belt.

[@SuccMunkey]

True

[@creagandubh4411]

Honestly, the next roommate someone hasn't taken a belt to like a rat, will be the first one.

[@catandogclone7880]

Hard to believe that Zach’s “sonic goes to the real world” became 2 great movies.

[@dodsonboys]

I think I heard that Zach was involved with the production of one of them, I think the second one

[@zaccwiggins]

@@dodsonboys he designed Sonic I think (the blue one)

[@bungbananaman]

The first was mediocre

[@catandogclone7880]

@@bungbananaman that’s fair. It was all pretty much setup for the second one.

[@catandogclone7880]

@@zaccwiggins I could’ve sworn he designed the pink one, Shadow I think is it’s name.

[@BigKingSwing]

Chris slowly shifting over to a full Irish accent during his story is amazing.

[@dodsonboys]

Reverse evolution

[@bigmeknurgle]

The brother walks in and he goes "what are you watching?" We're like "Babies falling over... take a seat." It's both hilarious and surreal imagining yourself in that situation.

[@totororaptors]

I also love the thing that comes directly after that where Zach just very bluntly says "sonic goes to the real world dude" that shit has me in tears

[@pablostufff]

*turns head around 180 degrees in dark room* "We're watching babies fall over... have a seat."

[@totororaptors]

@@pablostufff *turns around in spinning office chair* We're watching babies falling over...have a seat.

[@nickydee569]

And then he demands it be turned off for Honest Trailers which is the most Reddit move ever

[@chaoinspace2]

I find it funnier cause I imagine them watching babies falling over and not even laughing or reacting to it just blank expressions on their faces

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

The story of the brother who changed the babies falling over compilation to Honest Trailers is one of those stories that hit a little too close to home for me because I had a lot of friends who used to do that kind of stuff, including me at one point admittedly

[@KugelBlitz0]

Just so you know, I-I would never hit her, but I'd lay into you!

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

@@KugelBlitz0 Sonic goes to the real world dude

[@Lonequacker]

Yeah just the way they described him through that story made me remember at least a few people during high school or while living out on my own that did the same thing. They always end up psycho losers with a superiority complex.

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

We all have those sperg times in our life it’s just good that some of us can grow out of it

[@kakizakichannel]

@@Lonequacker bro I met someone like that who was in his 30s he would throw stupid pseud shit on the tv when we hung out but he gave me weed and I was young.

[@PlaskiJakDeska]

If I was visiting someone's house for the first time, and I walked into the room and one of the people there said to me "we are watching babies falling over compilation. Take a seat" I would then be absolutely sure that these people are someone that I want to hang out with.

[@keithleracc]

"Oh, he dissolved into brown sauce; thank God!" That will forever be one of the funniest fucking jokes Ding Dong ever put out on this channel.

[@kingtut5520]

Just the mental image of that scenario is enough to send me to my knees.

[@krewl3708]

i fucking scream laughed when i heard that. it caught me so off guard. it’s so fucking funny.

[@chickenmonger123]

@@krewl3708 Ding Dong can be pretty clever, and dry. It plays well with Juliens good natured, slightly self conscious goofiness. And Chris’s “Newgrounder at age 32.” ways.

[@Generaider]

"You haven't defeated me!" Ding Dong's sarcastic dry wit was one of the best things

[@SuccMunkey]

"Sonic goes to the real world" may be the greatest and funniest story ever told purely for its delivery and thought process

[@islandboy9381]

And then the Sonic movie

[@royalboyo]

Ive been looking for a comp like this 4ever, their batshit roommates are so funny

[@allie--oop]

I lost it on the intricate box of pubes story, I don't know how I forgot

[@canyouwavedash3298]

I know right, I wonder when they're gonna come on oneyplays

[@blaz3rin0]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo what a trip

[@Stowneyo]

@@canyouwavedash3298 never literally never. These were roommates from like 5 years ago that they weren't fond of

[@Natalie_Toshino]

A LOT of these are on the stories compilations, either the official one, or the ones from... Matterboar, I think.

[@sheagaming]

Btw the box of pubes is real, Mick, who was around with that roommate and her brother brings up the Pube box unprompted in a bloodborne let’s play

[@scring713]

This isn’t the 1900s anymore man, you can’t just call Chris that. That’s fucked up

[@MarcoMustachio]

MAN! I miss Mick. The entire sleepy cabin cast were so funny together. I miss it.

[@BorfieKai]

There was another video in the last year or so where someone brought up that brother pubes thing but on a plate

[@nicebike5039]

@@BorfieKai gonna start calling my bestie “brother pubes”

[@JimberWumby]

I love how the first clip was of my favorite roommate story. She eats blocks of cheese then pukes and complains about it 😂😂😂

[@pjbutton3396]

The evolution of the moth story and the pube story is one of my favorite bits from oneyplays and sleepycast

[@kirbyjinet302]

My favourite thing about the evolution is learning that the moths weren’t Cory’s fault all along

[@aarongarcia5037]

@@kirbyjinet302to be fair, he let a fruit rot in his room as well as several blue moon bottles

[@roncat4666]

@@kirbyjinet302and it wasn’t nialls fault for the internet getting shut down by pirating films

[@Moowe291]

Stories like this remind me who the actual worst people are, and how normal and decent everyone else is by comparison.

[@Moowe291]

@Walking Jedd Gaming True, much worse.

[@timdolinger1352]

I mean, you're not hurting anybody by shaving your pubes off and stashing them in a jewel-encrusted box under your bed; no reason to feel shitty. Who's the victim?

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Corey versus the moths must have been harrowing. Just imagine the Final Fantasy VII battle theme *constantly* playing.

[@Embrace_Nothingness]

these roommates give ff7 house vibes

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

I'm imagining the Pokémon battle music.

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Lmao i love when Chris is going on about her getting the internet shut down, and then zach is like, YEAH AND ONE TIME SHE GOT MAD AT EVERYONE FOR EATING HER CARROTS it was just funny how he said it lol

[@bandaidgirlcos]

yeah like it was pent up anger like he held onto that for years and he was so excited to like rant on it LMAO

[@eliasplaysmusic]

@@bandaidgirlcos right hahaha 😆

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

6:00 one of the greatest responses to aggression I've heard

[@matthew3791]

Yea

[@cyber_person]

Missing Lyle’s story about his Landlord’s drunken wife.

[@commonwriternext]

"I'm more fucking Cherokee than you'll ever be."

[@misterhuman6469]

What episode I haven’t seen this

[@adboiproduction8367]

@@misterhuman6469 Crash 4 Part 2

[@johnjoyce1671]

I like how in 40% of these clips THEY are the psycho roommates

[@couchmaster3773]

That they aren't the psychos in 100% of them is actually pretty disturbing.

[@duby.industries]

I think I speak for everyone when I say "I want a "Best of Chris" 10 hour compilation

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

9 of the hours will be monkey screeching, the rest will be him saying Zack or cory

[@TakeJanner]

make it then

[@MartinEmbree]

Only 10 hours? Why not 15 or even 20 hours?

[@ROfftensive]

A 24 hour long best of compilation

[@oddchalk13]

It’s the whole channel

[@gelidgenteel]

i just realized after all these years Chris drank a literal gallon of beer. in one sitting. holy shit, thats so much

[@couchmaster3773]

Yeah, I guess that'll do it lol

[@coolsplooge4355]

He’s Irish though

[@mydadshowering2978]

Bulmer's is cider; even more vomit inducing

[@shaitet]

He's Irish, he's okay.

[@froddobaggins]

haven't laughed this hard in a while, the london mishap never fails to kill me

[@nobodyimportant4778]

I 100% believe the finger smelling thing simply because it happened in london

[@TheBrickWhisperer]

As someone from London, we are filled to the brim with weirdo degenerates. It's like the New York of England or Brittan.

[@GrandDab]

No one tell Chris I'm living under his house. I use his wifi to lookup stuff I'm not supposta.

[@waldornprime5567]

i love how casual they are about saying "we were watching babies falling over compilation"

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

"I constantly worry about a horrible thing happening while I'm asleep and then I miss it" I just imagine Julian running towards where DingDong might be with a camera on hand

[@queencancerous5332]

I love how the story of torrenting "Saving Mr. Banks" actually made it into in episode of Sleepycast where they all blame Niall for downloading "Agent Cody Banks"

[@BQuanchi]

What always blows my mind with the downloading porn story is that Lyle's first instinct was to assume their friend actually paid for the porn he downloaded.

[@Lock-n-Load1779]

I will never not laugh at the "and then you went heh heh heh" joke after hearing the Oneyplays London shitshow story.

[@wuvumgywgy]

OneyNG actually stands for OneyNeatGamer, he predicted he'd become a gaming channel

[@jmonkey106]

same with DingDongVG! It stands for DingDongVeryGaming, now that's pretty cool!

[@lelepoopoo]

@@jmonkey106 DingDongVG actually stands for DingDong vegan gains, he's an alternative weightlifting channel now

[@GoyBenius_0901]

@@lelepoopoo Remember when Vegan Gains made a video laughing at and recording his grandfather dying, and his family threatened to sue him to take it down.

[@overlookers]

0' N E I L N E W G R O U N D S

[@tahutoa]

@@GoyBenius_0901 huh

[@DZMoops]

The Chris/Zach roommate story progresses like one of those fake Am I The Asshole stories except it isreal

[@digiquo8143]

oy vey!

[@norvillebanksta]

Yeah Tomar...

[@norvillebanksta]

Yeah Tomar...

[@couchmaster3773]

Yeah Tomar...

[@SamuelCatsy]

Come for the Sonic in the Real World, stay for the brown sauce.

[@benjiusofficial]

I lived with a guy who thought he was prime Scotch/Irish stock and walked around in a kilt all day. Smelled like shit 24/7 cause he wouldn't clean his room and ate nothing but Little Caesars, Hot Pockets, and soda. He would invite his girlfriend who had the form of Mike Wazowski and the voice of Roz from Monsters Inc over and they would have sex loudly. One night, I couldn't take it anymore so I recorded the sound (as I heard it from my room), cut it to samples on my Launchpad, and made a couple beats of them in FL, which I blasted on my hi-fi system at 3am while they were at it.

[@Alex_poopy]

Cool

[@Jvegas2281]

My brother actually had a lawsuit brought against him by a porn studio cuz he bought porn, downloaded it, and reuploaded it. They wanted like $6,000 for lost revenue, but they settled for him taking down the video. He was like 16.

[@HueManatee]

im guessing they try that insane shit at first to try to take advantage of gullible/scared individuals, its pretty fucked up, especially that the justice system allows it

[@riosmax4317]

I got in trouble for watching it at school in art class, since I quick-drawed my assignment that day and watched it as everyone else worked on their half-portraits. I didn't have internet at home because we were poor. Afterwards, the teacher would always be keeping an eye on what people did online.

[@HueManatee]

@@riosmax4317 wtf

[@dimebag2102]

@@riosmax4317 Bro are you ok?

[@riosmax4317]

@@dimebag2102 Yeah boi

[@CiccioImberlicchio]

This video is exactly what I needed for my grinding session in final fantasy VII

[@theundertaler5875]

Original or remake?

[@GusJenkinsElite]

Just started digging into the New Threat mod for classic, it's great!

[@FlameHidden]

@@GusJenkinsElite Havent gotten far yet but New Threat is GREAT

[@CiccioImberlicchio]

@@theundertaler5875 PC version of the original

[@Based_nobark]

6:22 "He tried bringing her into the woods to hit on her" I don't think that's what he wanted to do in the woods

[@LabRat1210]

Tomar has no roommate stories because he devoured them as they began moving in.

[@beep-beep]

Jaxxi fears for her life every day.

[@LabRat1210]

@@beep-beep jaxxi my darling. You may live if you find me more food.

[@ivth3058]

been lovin your guy’s stuff forever. keep on keepin on boys

[@burf4500]

Soon we will be able to make perfect ai copies of everyone on oneyplays through these best of's

[@Alex-zh3up]

@Bingo it would kill itself by forgetting how to breathe

[@iconiclittlecharacter9726]

But could we make these ai copies 6 inches tall and torture them?

[@H56Nooc]

@Bingo It would get to the hypothetical Hitler/Girlfriend part and then probably try to kill itself lol

[@digiquo8143]

Procedurally generated Oneyplays content. Entire episodes fabricated from an AI + a choice of game. We're on a new frontier, discovering Oneys that have never been seen by human eyes.

[@Sigh95]

Yeah, but they’d be tiny

[@DUHRIZEO]

9:53 shit like this makes me always feel like Chris is a pretty genuine dude.

[@JosefTBB]

10:30

[@BorfieKai]

He’s nice until he cuts up your face a little bit

[@allister-malister9179]

Watching babies falling over to later watching a gory horror movie… guilty of the same thing

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

Chris's drunk story never fails to make me absolutely piss my pants with laughter.

[@H56Nooc]

5:15 I have a similar story except we were watching an oneyplays video and my friends roommate came in, said it was lame, and changed it to a Kid Rock documentary.

[@StructiveINK]

"He turned into brown sauce" is the funniest shit on this channel, pun intended.

[@nickydee569]

I hate it when stunted adults take their grievance out on regular struggling people instead of the cops or banks they claim are killing them

[@jico5147]

what?

[@pterojacktylus2475]

The compilation we all need to make us feel better about the confusing subhumans we’ve lived with ourselves.

[@admech590]

what do you do when you're the subhuman that everyone can't stand, you're aware of it, but know you have no chance of changing the way you are? not tlaking about you, I'm talking about...someone else.

[@DeftestAphid2]

It's a shame we didn't hear Lyle's story with his godly arrangements when he was younger.

[@smiggummcbiggums9275]

The story at 2:16 is something that always confused me, because on sleepycabin there's an episode where they talk about Niall getting their internet shut down because he downloaded Saving Mister Banks/Agent Cody Banks or whatever. And then here they're lying or combining it with another person?

[@caninehelicopter5200]

They may have forgotten that they told the story before uncensored

[@kingtut5520]

@@caninehelicopter5200 I think they try not involving Stamper or Niall in stories anymore. Also, wasn't she related to one of them? Might've been Niall so they just passed the blame onto him by association.

[@sirgentlebread7302]

The episode you're talking about has Niall denying that It's plausible that they didn't know who it was, blamed Niall, and later found out who it actually was

[@itskindofemily]

No way Chris wasn't the most insane person to live with lmao "can I torture them?" 😭😭

[@57mac01]

Chris talking about his drunk shitting himself story while kingdom hearts is playing is very fitting

[@chaseb5376]

I think the most uninentionally funny thing about this video is Chris saying "man if you steal at 18 you're a psycho" then hardcuts to him talking about torturing KH characters if given the chance. And rooming with 18 year old Kairi

[@jess550]

i'm willing to bet that friend that got fined for downloading porn was niall. i feel like he'd do something stupid like that LOL

[@GalbertArt]

I like how they didn't include Lyle roommate stories, but Ding and Julian's stories do, despite them not being roommates.

[@stoneninjagaming]

0:04 internet checkpoint

[@ModernMedusa]

I swear to God. The story about the maggots makes me laugh so hard that I start drooling and leaking from every orifice of my face

[@commonwriternext]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S WRONG?! LOOK UP!"

[@ModernMedusa]

@@commonwriternext That part fucking destroys me 😂

[@commonwriternext]

@@ModernMedusa Not gonna lie though I'm put off by how nonchalantly Chris and Zach reacted to the maggots I wouldn't trust anybody to be my roommate in that scenario

[@ModernMedusa]

@@commonwriternext I thought about that too, but I also get having an irresponsible roommate and not wanting to clean up their messes... Either way, freaking nasty. I wonder who ended up cleaning it up 😂

[@HueManatee]

my girlfriend's first roommate in college was this weird yet seemingly innocent girl but over the winter break between semesters the bitch got a 2 rats and a kitten and kept them in the dorm (she stayed there over break) and when my girlfriend got back she found one rat in a cage and dried blood all over her bedsheets and the wall (HER bedsheets, not her roommates) so yeah you can figure out what happened there

[@dreadlordhg360]

No bro I can't, what the fuck

[@HueManatee]

@@dreadlordhg360 i wish i could say this was a troll

[@soreung]

@@HueManatee what the fuck happened

[@astrorisks]

@@soreung what happens when a cat is around a mouse

[@HueManatee]

@@soreung cat kill rat (on my gf's bedsheets)

[@Caboose98]

I hope we get to hear more chapters about angry boy and maggot girl.

[@zilog1]

I still love that drunk story no mater if it was re used again. still good. thanks for this guys

[@MrMan-dd4hi]

5:17 "We were watching babies falling over compilations" I can't

[@legendarylia9954]

I love that "sonic goes to the real world" is on its second flick now

[@juicyjooz302]

Roomates? More like Room-Apes.

[@occiderisaethiopissa3702]

My money is on Cory being fined for $5k for being the coom king, pretty based getting a fine I'd wear that like a badge of honour.

[@Kitchwamon]

That or Nial

[@twigman13]

It's Adam guys cmon

[@nutyu]

If you listened to sleepycabin then you'd know nial is the cumboy

[@lowlyworm8510]

its definitly Bert

[@Rose-ew7bv]

Dude its gotta be Niall, id bet so much money on that. Corey would be proud of it and display it, Niall would definetly be embarresed of it because he’s a normal human being

[@krewl3708]

14:40 - chris’ stereotypical irish story 17:52 - poor chris, brown sauce

[@looselytelling]

All of their roommates then went on to run the foretold Final Fantasy house

[@MegaMetal96]

0:40 I was legitimately eating a block of cheese when I heard that and did a cheese spit-take

[@notalan7215]

they be making comps out of everything, but they still funny

[@MikaHotShot]

Thanks!

[@davidgarcia0604]

"If you could choose a kingdom hearts character to live with who would you choose?" "Can I torture them?"

[@CricketBonez]

“The fan fell on OUR heads last night” implies a large couch..!

[@Arthemesia]

The coin used to unlock the door was clearly leprechaun gold

[@c00lestkidd0z]

i want more stories of the woman sooooo badly

[@nibiru2x410]

They ended up blaming Niall for dowloading Saving Mr Banks lmao.

[@f0rm0r]

this video is giving me cluster headaches

[@unoriginal_name4576]

9:23 yeah I see so many teens say this shit on tiktok, so annoying. the 'borrowing' community. it's so clear they've never worked in retail before. even a lot of big chains are franchised basically owned by a family. a 'big corporation' will easily recover from stealing but it's the people who are work at the store who get in trouble.

[@wildercerrate7295]

L

[@unoriginal_name4576]

@@wildercerrate7295M

[@Manuel-ew3dp]

@@unoriginal_name4576 N

[@lugi5215]

for some reason the idea of a movie called "sonic goes to the real world" with a brutal stabbing scene cracks me up

[@jaycro3284]

I love these comps where they just tell stories about stuff. more like this?

[@daltronium_4781]

“Best of the word AND” “Best of the best of the best videos” “Best of taking a breath between speaking”

[@ooziepro]

when do we get a "best of Lyle vs Rats" compilation?

[@humbleheathen69]

Someone got Into trouble for downloading things? Gotta be Nile.

[@rubee2215]

i love that time is taken to draw out a new thumbnail each new video. fuckin epic ^^

[@edoneill6138]

Fans draw them

[@-th1rty3-]

I don't know if Chris would survive the FFVII house or dominate it with his gaslighting, will you give me your credit card info for the answer? We'll find out on the next Oneyplays.

[@jonathanwaller4510]

Surprisingly good morals learned throughout the stories

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

For real, for those people who say “shoplifting is a victimless crime” I literally just got fired because some guy stole while I wasn’t looking

[@Foobin_Lera]

My favorite story is of Chris drinking too much

[@Vaksharules1999]

I love how the joke is that Tomar is a psycho when Chris says that if Sora was his roommate, he'd cut his face up a little.

[@skrunklyscrimblo383]

The London Mishap story has the perfect setup to be a part of a standup comedy special. The climax is so perfect I kinda wanna see Chris perform it ngl.

[@taquitos_420]

i've literally been talking about this compilation for YEARS

[@samueld8413]

I never knew there was MORE to the “Sonic goes to the real world” bit Edit: Who the fuck keeps a BOX OF PUBES

[@SMA2343]

2:15 I can’t believe this was the story on sleepycast, and they used Niall as the punching bag for that

[@commonwriternext]

Don't lie Zach you totally ate the baby carrots

[@SSTrunks666]

Damn I miss Ding Dong and Julian. Great compilation! Love these stories.

[@punchlord]

“Chris, I wouldn’t hit her but i’d lay into you”

[@modkfmartialarts8663]

This explains so much sleepycabin lore

[@victorvaughn5898]

11:09 I once stole Pokémon packs from a toy store when I was like 12. Still to this day feel guilty about my crimes against humanity.

[@burnt_0range319]

"Some stupid bitch in our apartment downloaded Mary Poppins." I don't know why but that took me out

[@Patrick.Weightman]

15:20 I like how Chris tries to downplay the story by being like "oh I didn't eat anything beforehand" but then immediately follows it up with saying he drank an entire gallon of beer to himself

[@peteralfredhess]

The utterly nonchalant delivery of the restaurant dining sight gag absolutely made this