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[@seshjuan42069]

"I was walking. The End" Literally biting my nails in absolute fear.

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

You get the: "new, lowest effort comment with a decent amount of likes for an Oney Plays video" award. Take it. It means nothing, is worth nothing, and... heyyyyyyyy you should listen to that Telegram guy, you could get a prize!

[@LegoGoblin]

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 what response were you expecting from this?

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

@@LegoGoblin I didn't. I wanted to put into words how stupid op's comment was lol. That's it.

[@Gentleman534]

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 dude your comment is dumber

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

@@Gentleman534 cool beans PapaChap

[@HiperPivociarz]

Ding Dong's brand of scepticism is funny, cause it feels like he'd be the guy in a movie who insists magic isn't real after witnessing like actual demons and monsters attacking a whole city.

[@HOTD108_]

That's just because he knows that magic is really just alien technology that looks mystical.

[@1FenFen1]

brian griffin

[@GameyRaccoon]

Sokka

[@alfredandersson875]

Because they’re not real. Ghosts and goobers aren’t real.

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Perfect example is the tiny blurry man scenario. Tiny blurry, clearly magical man comes out of your TV, and ding dong is like "whatever, he's tiny, that doesnt mean anything"

[@stevensmith1031]

I remember one time Oney uploaded a video called "tHe End" and it had the normal Oneyplays intro, except the animated Chris turned and looked at the camera for five minutes and his eyes were hyperrealistic and bleeding. He took it down but it was real, I swear!

[@smartfella7914]

I saw that one too! It made me so scared that i grabbed my nuts and spun them around like a tether ball

[@morgboat744]

I REMEMBER THAT. i screamed like a little girly and me mum burst into me room and took away my KZbin 😢😢

[@ghostedafcp8305]

@@smartfella7914 i almost ripped my nuts off with a rusty wrench just reading that! Sorry that happened dude

[@smartfella7914]

@@ghostedafcp8305 Thanks bro i appreciate it *litcherally rips my nuts off barehanded and starts eating them bit by bit* sorry havin a lil snack

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

I saw that too! When he looked at the camera with hyper-realistic bloody eyes he whispered “You will never see the surface of Mars.” It was so scary

[@jasonlaycock9249]

It should be called “Chris doing stupid things and almost getting beaten up by it + spooky stories”

[@vaguely_boring]

Getting beat up is a terrifying prospect for an innocent lad from the irish country

[@JRBDWD]

Why people keep making excuses for nwordamericans?

[@carsoknight]

@@JRBDWDtf are u even trying to say with this sentence lol

[@JRBDWD]

@@carsoknight If you don't know how to read,you shouldn't be in the comments,mate.

[@carsoknight]

@@JRBDWD no idk how to read can you interpret what were you trying to say with that

[@aztecserpent5525]

I’m so glad this compilation begins with Zach's legendary story - "I was walking, the end."

[@MyRedHulk]

Almost as good as the first Uncle Moguille story. Zach:"Your great Uncle Moguille dies at 170-" Lyle:"That's the whole scenario, good night!" Chris:*laughs* Zach:"Yeah, g- that's it."

[@codylawler2652]

Chris not understanding that expired ketchup creates gas makes me laugh

[@bilbebop3693]

I'd love to laugh that that but I had no fucking idea that happens 😂

[@creagandubh4411]

Do you keep your old, rancid ketchup on the counter? In the fridge? How does it explode? Please to explain!

[@farkbett699]

@@creagandubh4411 If you have a half used bottle of ketchup, and it expires, it will ferment and build up gasses. Same thing applies to juice, like apple juice and orange juice

[@merucrypoison296]

That still doesn’t explain the clock story, since it happened in the same house as the ketchup incident

[@creagandubh4411]

I have never experienced that. My old ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, whatever just gets thrown out before catastrophic, explosive decompression ensues. Maybe that's just me.

[@jaycro3284]

Honestly, pizza story always gets me. Like that's real shit that a crazy dude can do to you.

[@felixlevert5468]

I don't understand how they're so nice about it. The guy fucking poisoned them it's insane hahah

[@Tom-jy6mc]

@@felixlevert5468 I mean, from the sounds of it they're unsure if it was actually his fault or not. Innocent until proven guilty and all that. Wouldn't be surprised if he found someway to put a stomach bug on it though

[@EroPatches]

​@@Tom-jy6mcHe probably put eye drops on the pizza.

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

@@EroPatchesI figured the most likely was he put laxatives in

[@troublebreathing8648]

the sleepy cast story about the chair chasing zach and the clock having it's batteries replaced kept me up

[@cake_train]

For me it was Long Leg Larry looking in his second story window and doing a raspberry on the glass

[@kingkane]

@@cake_train *”EVERY DAY WITH LONG LEG LARRY!”*

[@merucrypoison296]

I have a feeling zach and Chris really do believe in ghosts from those experiences they just don’t wanna be made fun of

[@NerosGamingHole]

what about the sasquatch/mars quatch/firing squad harassing cory while hes playing sonic adventure 2 on mars to keep earth alive

[@triceratroytv2292]

Timestamp to the chair one?

[@WoodlandDrake]

The Crazy Taxi story stil sendsl shivers down my spine... and up my spine... and across my spine... really just in the general vicinity of my spine.

[@Big_Bonfire]

May I have your spine

[@vaguely_boring]

Criss cross your spine and hope to dine

[@passingrando6457]

@@Big_Bonfire shivery spines really are the best, aren't they?

[@totallynoteverything1.]

"this is going to be CRAAAAZY"

[@blankenbits6176]

The boys pizza story makes me wonder if that dude put eye drops all over their pizza. It's something that front of house employees would do if they're getting treated shitty by a customer because it causes you to vomit and have gastric distress later in the day a bit longer after you've already ingested it. Double checks out as most pizza delivery drivers are getting high on the job and I can speak from the culture that we always have eye drops around

[@HOTD108_]

Do eye drops really counteract being high?

[@SolomonTheBard]

​@@HOTD108_ no, it would counteract dry eyes and remove the redness and such which you can get from smoking weed💙

[@FleshlyDelight]

That's... actually a really good theory and sounds like what happened. I've personally heard of an employee at a restaurant do it so someone, so it wouldn't surprise me if that's what happened there.

[@scroonboilingster113]

hmrph...no mention of the time Tomar dressed up like a ghost and stalked four teenagers and their pet dog. or the fact that when he finally caught the dog he made it...well I don't think I can say what he made it do.

[@givemethelamp2652]

He made it scooby-doo such horiffic things it's decided to retire.

[@kingjacknife6798]

Erm excuse me the video hasn’t even been up long enough to see if that was mentioned or not, I think you should check your facts before you post a comment mister

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

Did it involve peanut butter?

[@givemethelamp2652]

@@kingjacknife6798 I mean, considering how in depth he went about what happened, you can see that the video isn't long enough even if they included the abridged version.

[@Skull_E_Duggery]

I dont believe tomar would do such a thing.

[@shizamza]

I was sipping stupid hot coffee when Chris said “Is that Hhe- Satan?” My throat hurts now

[@absolutebastardhours4404]

Who are you to pin the hot coffee as being "stupid"? You better correct that behaviour!

[@shizamza]

@@absolutebastardhours4404 careful who youre talking to, im a barista and a redditor

[@Andrew28b]

The pizza story sounds like the delivery guy put some eye drops on the pizza. Tasteless odorless and causes diarrhea and nausea.

[@girejorenh]

causes death

[@merucrypoison296]

At least he gave them their personality

[@Porkey_Minch]

I remember other commenters thought the same thing in another compilation. They should probably have a taste at least, cuz I could imagine a toddler drinking a bottle thinking it's water.

[@charliestorer5432]

The scariest part of this video was when Chris said drinking Diet Coke gives you kidney stones just as I took a sip from my Diet Coke can

[@amazingvariable]

The stakes have never been higher while playing a game of Crazy Taxi. I love that story, absolute fear.

[@BugManiacRoy]

6:40 is one of my favorite moments in comedy history

[@zeldadonkey1]

The scariest Oney plays story is when Tomar went through a phase of being a blonde guy with glasses while eating people in the early 90's in Wisconsin

[@PALACIO254]

Classic Tomar

[@SodaBroth]

That arc was truly frightening

[@thefunniestfella9366]

Jeffery tohmar

[@stellviahohenheim]

Stupid people would write to Tomar and idolising him

[@shortfuse9443]

Whats this a reference to?

[@moistcheezits1101]

The nugget story never fails to make me laugh

[@SilentUdon]

I really hope it gets more people to watch the stuff with Dave because the No More Heros and Resident Evil: Revelations videos are really funny!

[@merucrypoison296]

HapaNORo sauce

[@bojay_b]

I choke on my nuggies every time it's so damn good

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

You laugh so hard there's tears and snot running down your face and you can't turn to face your angry boss

[@JonathonJDog]

My scariest experience I ever had was when I met Tomar at a convention and he asked for my number, which I thought was a little weird but I gave it to him, then about a week later he started sending me pictures of my house from multiple inconspicuous angles every night. It actually hasn't stopped yet and I can never see him, but the pictures keep getting closer and closer to my window...

[@morgancasey]

Wtf man you get them too??

[@numbersbubble]

I get pictures from him too but of decapitated feet

[@Charles-yu7sr]

Something similar happened to me, except tomar sends me videos taken from inside my toilet bowl while my shit comes out of my big fat hairy ass

[@Heizenberg32]

😮 the sexiest thing I've ever read

[@mattsharpfan228]

I imagined the old man in the crazy taxi story staring at him through the reflection without blinking for hours

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

With an increasing expression of raw fury that can be easily mistaken for arousal

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Exactly like the dead dog minigame from FNAF 6.

[@creagandubh4411]

I went fishing with my dad. I didn't catch a fish, peed my pants, dad was disappointed. The end. Love, Niall.

[@andrewkelley9405]

32:10 OMFG I LOVED THE ALIEN RIDE! I remember doing that in 2nd grade.

[@yosh9192]

I hope this includes the Evil Pizza Man, truly one of the darkest villains of the Oneyverse

[@Brungyslol]

Veeeeery good pizza

[@pass_]

c'mon he wasn't a villian, how could someone who looks like a super sayin be a villian?

[@pjbutton3396]

Least psychotic Lithuanian pizza man

[@capacitatedflux]

The Silverback Gorilla story is pure kino.

[@cursedxp6088]

It's the twist at the end that this was "last year" fucking destroys me

[@capacitatedflux]

@@cursedxp6088 exact same, and it has such a loaded lead up. "Kids are innocent."

[@Maxisamo1]

@@capacitatedflux DingDong assumes Chris was like, 12, but he was in his fucking 20s lmao

[@madsweatshirt5784]

Oh boy scary stories to fall asleep to

[@Wyrm3]

Fr, listening to tomar's dulcet tones makes me a sleepy fella

[@necromech_]

cozy oneyplays videos

[@FluffyCloudsandCats]

That pizza story is something else LOL that's actually terrifying

[@bojay_b]

Every time me or one of my friends ever has **gulp** too much nugget in our damn throat, we shake and cry and have shivers run up and down our spine and then up again

[@clevertree]

"Unsuspicuously" - Corey Spaz-Kid 2022

[@phonebooksan]

I'm so shocked they didn't include all of Tomar's war stories, those always gave me chills

[@Zonedoutallthetime]

too graphic for youtube.

[@wodosdf107]

That story about blowing off a guy's head and eating it whole got that video taken down.

[@givemethelamp2652]

I know he described it as war, but I've never been able to find confirmation that those toddlers were firing back

[@newusernamehere4772]

"War stories" is putting it extremely lightly to the point where it'd almost be disrespectful if not for the part where Tomar demanded they be referred to as such under threat of "Its never too late to write a new story"

[@ggggg77273]

He lost his humanity in the Gulf War.

[@JacobVonRoker]

9:45 Jesus my head is so stopped up I almost couldn't recognize Cory's voice during this entire story

[@CalByrne]

As a little kid in Ireland I also heard that story Chris mentioned about guy with hooves

[@robertcopp2411]

"Zach, didn't you have a chair chase you down the stairs in a mansion?"

[@mothmanmother]

Hearing them talk about childhood fear really resonates with me. I've had insomnia ever since I can remember and I would be awake for hours and hours after everyone else went to bed thinking I was seeing things in my closet and down the hallway in the kitchen. I kind of miss it in a weird way bc now I'm afraid of adult things like making ends meet or my husband dying and that's a lot less fun to think about than scary closet monsters

[@StinkySeaGoat]

Ah yes the spooky scary story of Julian being an accidental Klansmen

[@WashedDad42069]

love hearing all the spooky stories of julian and the boys.

[@spacebees86]

I've been subscribed for less than a year and I miss Dingdong and Julian. They brought the funny

[@iBloodroot]

Watch the YIIK playthrough if you haven't already! Chris visited them both for a while and they made a lot of great stuff

[@stump3139]

They’ve been gone for more than a year I thought

[@Umbra-Psi]

"Clips you've seen a hundred times but it's 'spooky'."

[@lammoth1214]

Damn everyone yesterday must've chill tf out finally

[@lexabram]

Wait what happened

[@s0ld475]

@@lexabram best of "wait what happened"

[@jackstark1860]

Justice for Dodgeball

[@El-Burrito]

Looks like they saw my Reddit post and chilled out

[@MinillaIF]

They didn't tell the story of how tomar brought a real infant skull into Chris's house and left it on his pillow and laughed like a villain

[@AdmiralAwsm]

The Pizza Poisoner story always makes me anxious

[@tunasandwich8049]

A lot of psychos out there

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

That’s why you poison them first, that’ll teach those crazies

[@merucrypoison296]

Real fans have already heard most of these stories from sleepycabin

[@ruthcruz1]

My grandpa passed away at his ranch on new years day back in 2011. A few years back like in 2019(?), my cousin and a friend of his were at my grandpa's ranch doing some work and my cousin said he'd be back in a little and so he left, came back later and his friend said that he was minding his business when he saw a man standing about a good distance away from the ranch, the friend asked the man if he needed anything, the man just looked at him and walked away and then disappeared. My cousin asked him what did he look like and he said it was an old man dressed nice with a white Sombrero. My cousin took out his phone and showed him a picture of my grandpa and he said "yeah it was that man!" And my cousin exclaimed he had passed away in 2011 and his friend turned white in the face and said there is ni way that was true cuz he truly saw him and heard his footsteps and everything. It was very surreal but a little spooky

[@creagandubh4411]

Sorry about your grandpa, my dude. 😔

[@numbersbubble]

Spookiest thing that happened to me, I was at my grandma's house during Christmas. For some reason she wanted to go to the store and pick up food. It was late at night. There was a battery operated singing Santa doll in the TV room on top of a bookshelf. When my grandma and I got back from the store. The doll was on the ground facing the front door standing straight up. I was young when it happened so I don't remember how I felt but I never forgot.

[@Slop_Dogg]

best of not having enough content to fill up a boneyplays season

[@vaguely_boring]

The idea of student loans and scammers is the scariest thing in this video

[@seventy-sixtrombones4130]

Zach looking very green and retired in the thumbnail

[@ohmeganerd]

Yurp

[@knotbots]

Sometimes dead is better

[@Squiggums799]

He looks more green and expired

[@doggochan]

I've always heard about the ceiling fan story but I'm barely noticing how they threw up the picture of the actual fan broken

[@Darbeiner]

Tomar followed me home one time but no one believes me Another time I heard his voice from the tree line when I was walking home and I booked it down the road

[@Lottabaggage]

Did he say "I'm going to giiieeet yooouuu"

[@Darbeiner]

@@Lottabaggage no but he kept murmuring about the geopolitical climate in the southern states I tried to supply input but I got politically intimidated

[@tdata545]

I remember that Disney Alien "ride", I think it had a generic sounding name like "Alien invasion" or "alien experience". It was extremely terrifying, oddly not very disney like. I also remember back then the Tower of Terror ride was ONE lap bar for a three seat section. My father was a 330lb 6ft man, and I was like 4ft tall and 60lbs, so... that lapbar was a good 6-8 inches from my lap. That was scary. I had fun. I remember on the Disney World version of Space mounttain, I literally dug my nails into my mother's arm so much the whole ride, that she came out with nail marks that were LITERALLY a quarter inch deep. I had a bad fear of the dark as a kid, mostly since that's when they'd die at night, since I started out in the Romanian orphanage in the 1980s. Adopted in 1991 by a US couple. Good times. I was three when I came to the states.

[@magnoelcabiadito]

the fucking gorila story, i heard it so many times and it keeps cracking me up

[@Northspadeniggaz]

Cringy Stories to Yell in the Afternoon

[@danielmace406]

There is no ketchup, only zule

[@triceratroytv2292]

Based+Ghostbuster-pilled

[@tailsprower8118]

That pizza one is actually creepy

[@TheFaqvideos]

These dudes really do be considering compilations the second upload of the day for boneyplays.

[@El-Burrito]

😩

[@PALACIO254]

And it makes me grind my teeth into dust

[@TheFaqvideos]

@@PALACIO254 It makes me wanna pull my teeth out and use nail clippers on 'em

[@Xalphoria]

8:48 "a bold choice" killed me

[@smileydog5941]

Chris’s Armenian theatre story reminds of the Michael Cusack cartoon lol

[@petersmith9138]

I don’t have a sleep paralysis demon but honestly you can break out of that shit if you really want to by hyperventilating until your body wakes up. Makes me feel so manly and strong

[@joshuagraham9217]

I am able to shake one leg violently until I wake up 😂

[@ashleyking8851]

Drink gallons of caffeine and let the voices take over

[@rileysummers9757]

I had sleep paralysis for years and that's exactly how I learned to wake myself.

[@Destroy3612]

Or better yet, embrace it and have fun watching monsters

[@El-Burrito]

Just your paralysis demons own paralysis demon. Then it's like spiders, they're as scared of you as you are of them!

[@beastinator456]

That shot in the toe is no joke. I almost rip the chair under me apart from clenching so hard. It litterally fires off every pain receptor to numb it.

[@Agentshadling]

The idea of Dave looking around for managers like in FNAF at McDonald's is hilarious.

[@Happyguy60]

OoooOoo getting fired from mcdonalds what a scary story im literally shitting my britches

[@CricketBonez]

Ding Dong and Julian just accidentally mention they sleep with other, good for them.

[@creagandubh4411]

I miss them.

[@zanerobbins3794]

When they say that?

[@HomelessTaxation]

Accident? It’s known they’re a couple.

[@CricketBonez]

@@HomelessTaxation i mean this was before they ever fully came out, together that is! It’s their business anyway, my fault for saying such.

[@djtheturtle1399]

For Chris's story about the ketchup exploding Im pretty sure it must've gotten some bacteria building up from when he had left it open and after he closed it the baceria puffed up the bottle and exploded from the pressure. I've had this happpen with condiments at work a couple times

[@theendoftheworld9921]

The crazy taxi story is fucking legendary

[@Rex-isntthatcool]

Zach saying "He was a huge man, he he literally could have killed me!" Continues to make me believe he's just a creature with a big nose instead of an attractive guy irl

[@GreatLeaderKim]

Ngl i feel like ending it all daily, but theres a few things that keep me goin. Oney and cast is part of the few reasons

[@Corkoth55]

best of's tho? damn.

[@rubyrotten]

Yeeeeah it’s the same situation for me

[@El-Burrito]

Lmao this is true for too many people

[@pass_]

always remember bro tip number 80

[@Nichtzukennen]

When oney ends you end.

[@dizzythegreat]

I like how even the Best Of is for Halloween

[@Shamax0]

When they said two videos a day I was hoping for more in the lines of 2 original videos, instead of a new video and a compilation each day :/

[@BRILTHY]

8:53, corey clear your throat, that extra piece of flem completely changed his voice

[@Yakutie]

26:29 his first mistake was assuming a woman would make that post lol

[@Nika_DaReal_SunGod]

Second Disney ride they mentioned was the lilo and stitch ride at Disney world. That shit was terrifying as a kid. They had little water squirters behind every chair along with speakers so it would sound like stitch was running around hissing and spitting right behind you. Fun stuff

[@swag-sn7ze]

gee, it sure is boring around here my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for

[@2SI_Official]

these are what puts me to sleep, thanks oney crew!

[@AstraVex]

Swallowing too much nugget = A Scary Story? 😱 😂

[@megamaggotmrh9085]

How can you have a "Best of Scary Stories" and not include every time Tomar has told a story in gruesome detail about kidnapping and torturing women and children???!!! These stories have been the inspiration behind many movies. More recently "The Black Phone."

[@Jibberr_Jabberr]

well i mean he tells so many of them in each episode hes in that theyve kinda lost their shock factor. plus it would make the video over 15 hours long so thatd be a nightmare to edit and post before october ends

[@yasi420]

They're too scary to mention I'm still trying to suppress those

[@VLADPowder]

What about the Nemesis dream or the the Bigfoot dreams. I know there's already dream compilations but handful of these are less "Scary" than those would have been

[@andreacarroll3851]

6:44 Chris’s first time 16:59 Chris ingrown toenail 36:35 sea world

[@bxileyxnn]

Can’t wait to see the next compilation using old recycled content that we’ve seen for the billionth time! Keep up the hard work guys! 🕺

[@majorghoul9017]

That mail delivery person saved Ding Dong's life

[@co.1157]

It was the fan knocking as it was loosening and about to fall

[@crnchyclustr7600]

Wait a second thus isn’t Halloween this is just funny stories bruh

[@Biodeamon]

that dude with the fire red pokemon is creepypasta fuel like he's some probably some sort of entity giving out cursed cartridges or some shit

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

Dongdong bragging about tipping a rude guy that poisoned his food and not getting an order corrected when wrong isn't the flex he thinks it is

[@yagurllily2232]

24:15 they also say that bad luck now may save you from worse luck down the line, maybe they were... *gulp*... putting something in the habanero sauce

[@KrucialKenn-]

The ceiling fan hits the couch?..🤔 2:40 “no! I’m a brown!”😂🤣 7:30 so Chris’s parents didn’t see her

[@NormadYT]

Delivery guy near the end defo covered their food in late action laxatives

[@Something_Maybe]

7:48 That’s the origin of Friday Night Funkin

[@MichaelS00]

"what do you put in a pizza to make people sick?" I knew a guy who admitted to sticking his hand in his asscrack and wiped it all around the crust of a pizza before delivering to a house that never tipped.

[@joshuahughes4704]

6:32 it was Armenian Cory

[@jimbokan1046]

I think this is just best of story telling

[@DocMario]

The fact that anyone would let the pizza guy talk to them like that doesn’t sit right with me

[@Water9513]

Sigh the only second day uploads are reuploads

[@TimTam60]

It’s just story telling but it’s within spooky month 💀

[@Xarthos]

I was walking the end

[@boogiemann9363]

The true scary story is all the reposted shit we've got for boney plays

[@benfinet]

26:00 I was on the edge of my seat for that entire story!

[@RoachCatJr]

dave is so good at telling stories

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

I watched best of telling stories Sunday while doing chores so I think I’m going to know most of these lol. But the story compilations are the best for chores!

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

i really thought this was a best of SCARY TALES for a moment and i damn near spit on my avengers funkos

[@mrturnips]

My favourite scary story: Once upon a time there was a KZbin channel called OneyPlays. They played half of the base game of Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion... 💀AND NEVER GOT ANY FURTHER 💀 The end

[@rotatceps95]

They played half of the base game TWICE and still didn’t beat it

[@El-Burrito]

The scariest thing this channel could do is upload YIIK complete series before the finale

[@RoachCatJr]

the super saiyan pizza delivery guy was ding dong's tyler durden moment where it was actually him doing it to himself & poisoning all his friends subconsciously

[@iliekgaems2626]

i have a vivid memory about that alien ride at disney with the fucking skeleton and ive never been to disney. so now im actually fucking scared from this video

[@KingSolomon1111]

It was a memory from the future. You haven't been to Disney yet, but you will eventually. This false memory will create a self fulfilled prophecy where you end up visiting the green skeleton, making the vivid memory into reality.

[@iliekgaems2626]

@@KingSolomon1111 maybe it was my skeleton and it left my body for a vacation to disney after i passed out for 4 days from a nickleback dance party

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

*grabs Chris’s face* Don’t run out of plushie dolls ever again

[@sittinginaquietplace]

"What do you put in a pizza to make people sick?" Eyedrops. I know someone who did that in high school as a joke and the person that he did it to threw up violently about an hour and half later. It only takes a few to make you really sick.