Best of Soos for 8 Minutes Straight

[@janaesalas4905]

“Remember the plan, protect the machine, earn Stan’s trust, legally get adopted by Stan, change name to Stan Jr” nice Soos

[@lysaali50]

i read that as Soos threw away the cameras XD

[@bcbialiy]

@@lysaali50 ?what does that mean?

[@isaaccv09]

No way read this as soos said it

[@randombear8750]

@@isaaccv09 Oh yes he did

[@joesephkerr4260]

@@randombear8750 when

[@Sode_GrapeNephilim]

2:56 "Have you seen any perfect boys around here?" Soos being soos: only when I look in the mirror +100 self-confidence Good job, soos

[@guepardo1145]

"Up Top!!"

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@guepardo1145 (Silence) (Self-high five)

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

Funny how Soos was actually right later on. he did score a 12/5 on Mabel's dating test.

[@oceangmd]

2:43 Depression in a nutshell 3 clips later *Self confidence aquired*

[@logeyperogi1805]

He is indeed the perfect man Loyal Kind Thoughtful Selfless Smart Funny Fun Doesn’t care what others think of him Heroic Handy SOOS IS THE PINNACLE OF MALE PERFORMANCE

[@JoeyMBrooklyn]

"I'm OK!" "Go home, Soos" "You got it" Sometimes I wish I was like Soos

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

Sometimes?

[@randomcatonline771]

Don’t most of us?

[@amandazaiden7822]

2:13 😂

[@indiesoku]

“We’ll use soos as a human sacrifice” “I like it!”

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

Just not paying attention at all.

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

Soos is a rare example of a "high Wisdom, low Intelligence" character

[@justaghostinthesea]

Basically Caduceus Clay from Critical Role

[@KingPringles12]

true

[@jacoblim3804]

Like Caboose from Red Vs Blue.

[@pinklemons7254]

Soos and Jake would be best friends then

[@romansanchez2277]

@@pinklemons7254 they would both be the bestest of friends

[@nicholascox7227]

“doesn’t have any gunswords. i watch a lot of anime and *ha* trust me you’re gonna want some gunswords”

[@theomnimushroom5290]

What's an anime?

[@thBMeghaJakhmola]

@@theomnimushroom5290 we had a lot to discuss!

[@skymaster8416]

KKKAAAAAAAAA MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@critowski]

@Sam Mckenzie what’s wrong with anime?

[@Sode_GrapeNephilim]

Gunswords? Is he referencing RWBY?

[@Str1ke-YT]

Soos is one of the best comedy characters of all time

[@wolfymorgan2379]

Yes

[@marq6325]

He is the best version of patrick

[@isaaccraig8711]

If not the best

[@althelor]

@@marq6325 the personality of Patrick Star with the intelligence of an average person and a shocking amount of common sense. What's not to love?

[@soundwavethedragon1977]

pinkie pie is gonna have some competition then

[@nicholascox7227]

“that dot does NOT disappoint” best line in series

[@nicholascox7227]

wait no... “like an infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp”

[@birb682]

i disagree. EVERY line is the best!

[@charlesvincentformoso3379]

dipper clone: You know Soos is gonna get tired of that dot Soos: Never!!!

[@quickstar1166]

My personal favorite is “Don’t call me Toby anymore, call me Bodacious T!”

[@ethansmith4503]

What about “Your face is good, I’m a Soos!”?

[@michaelkeaton5394]

"Soos, soos, that is hilarious" Her best line...

[@genesis_1a68]

i think when she repeated soos it was on accident- it sounds the same as the first time.. the actual same. really similar. too similar to consider a coincidence.

[@Lowkeylie]

Personally I like “I wrestled myself today. _That_ was weird.”

[@mugman7714]

@@hello_willow2902 “BUTT ISLAND”

[@mugman7714]

@@hello_willow2902 wat

[@KingOfTheMonsters07]

Michael Keaton, I just wanna say, you're the best Batman.

[@cyrvidae]

The way everyone just turns their head toward Soos without saying anything when he says “I ate a man alive tonight” makes it 10x better

[@Fairycoughs]

and Mabel and dipper still smiling😂

[@Skibidibananalord]

“What is life anyway compared to the immortality of a high score” Soos wisdom really is a blessing and a curse.

[@rainbowrunner1550]

Should've included Straight Blanchin, considering Soos thinks it's the catchiest song of the summer, and he would eat his own pants.

[@jcclores362]

Im a blanchin' girl we blanching i live up in a mansion

[@donniethewhateva]

Eat your own pants Eat your own pants

[@godzillaguy5467]

@@donniethewhateva “looks like I have no choice than.”

[@starryc1der]

What episode is that again?

[@rainbowrunner1550]

@@starryc1der Society of the Blind Eye

[@halfnoob24]

You left out the part where Soos suspected the mailman was a werewolf

[@mc_axolotl2240]

Funniest thing is that he might be right. Journal 3 has Ford saying he thought his mailmam was a were wolf as well, an noticed he never delivers on a full moon

[@JM-ey8dk]

You could say that Soos was soosy of the soos mailman

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

Well that wasn't funny

[@thefirebeanie5481]

@@JM-ey8dk A M O G U S (is an unfunny joke)

[@AbrasiousProductions]

6:12 "you can't undo who you are" jesus lady. she's been through some shit.

[@Nonikt]

Straight up savage

[@ZoeZparkles]

FR-

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

I wish I had a friend like Soos A cool, funny, good-hearted slightly older dude to hang out with and go on adventures

[@donkeymonkey2518]

Tis been a dream of mine since I've known gravity falls along with the teenage gang that Wendy is in consisting of all the high school stereotype genre kids like the Emo, Goth, Dork, Rebel, and the fat dope friend who acts as the glue of the group

[@donkeymonkey2518]

Which...has also been a wish of mine to be apart of a team like that if that wasn't clear😅

[@gabimurray5955]

I have a friend exactly like him who even looks like him and it's great haha

[@Angrycat-pg5iv]

I'm the crazy dork of my friend group which mostly has girls since I'm the only male In it

[@theomnimushroom5290]

Your face is good. I'm a Soos.

[@nicholascox7227]

it works try it

[@applejayz1987]

@@nicholascox7227 confirmed, same with "I'm not scared of your eyes at all! *IMMA LOOK AT THEM!!! EYE CONTAAAACT!!!!* "

[@StarbitzTheSpookyClown]

So hey there, what’s your deal? Like the- OH GEEZ SHE’S DEAD!

[@gnochhuos645]

You kinda sus 😳😳

[@greentea1290]

“UNDO, UNDOOOO”

[@larrypoppins6273]

I like that soos' obsession with stan isn't shown as creepy or used to make him the butt of a joke. (I guess the soos shirtless in stan's car scene is an exception) he wants to earn stan's approval because he sees him as a father figure, because he's never had a father. I've always loved that little detail about soos. They don't throw it in your face either, which is another thing I like. Add that amazing subtle detail to the list of reasons why soos is iconic.

[@hh-bluedynamite]

I guess, in a way, Soos wasn't trying to be 'creepy' in that scene. He could be trying too hard and it came off that way (to both us and Stan). That's my take on it because it was kinda a weird moment.

[@9zxn]

soos both has the mental capability of a burger, and also the genius of engineering as albert einstein with physics, and i love it

[@tatehildyard5332]

The fool prophet. One of my favorite character tropes.

[@jazarina8293]

I'm so happy Soos got a gf. He needed one

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

He deserved a lot more than just that, make that man mayor of Gravity Falls

[@dinopines9191]

He deserves it probably the most, definitely the most out of anyone in the show :].

[@Pukeprincess]

@@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 agreed

[@professornova1236]

One of the most charismatic guys on the show. He didn't need one, he deserved one

[@kinderpad4886]

@@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 No Just make him the Major of the whole earth😍

[@huntercool2232]

5:50 His rizz was so powerful he unintentionally made her feel self conscious about herself. She was just to unworthy to be in his presence.

[@Cursed0]

"IM QUESTIONY THE QUESTION MARK!!!"

[@flamingengi9922]

Reee! *Pepper spray*

[@fikrilampung8653]

Look at my bootie! It's really mysterious!

[@SamHowell-f7c]

NO I AM

[@Flutter6762]

gets sprayed intensely

[@striker8961]

"ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS SUNG ABOUT!" Ngl I had the same thought before he finished that setence lol

[@bruhmazing2158]

There is an alternate reality where Soos’ dad is just extremely busy with work, not partying in New Orleans, and while he still doesn’t make it to Soos’ birthday party, he uses his 8 hours of free time to travel half way around the world to see his son and give him his birthday present right before Soos was going to bed. It was a green donkey plushie and it becomes one of Soos’ most treasured possessions. It meant more than words can describe to Soos that his father was able to wish him happy birthday in person for once.

[@smartaleckduck4135]

:(

[@justjoannak]

Dude 😭

[@cryptid_girl2355]

I'm not scared of your eyes at all, I'm gonna look at them, EYE CONTACT!!!!

[@agay2981]

I relate to this so much hajhjdhsjahdjhrja

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

… That’s the best pick up line I’ve ever heard

[@BANDITmanufacturer]

Oh my gosh he's so wholesome and precious

[@flo45365]

"Your fighting only makes us looks more rad!"

[@huntercool2232]

5:50 “I’m A-Soos!” *My boi Soos introduced himself like he was Mario.* 💀💀

[@primeoptimusgaming-t7d]

yor face is gud im a soos ÆÆÆ ÆÆÆ

[@Therealccc123]

Video: “Best of Soos” Soos: “if anyone asks, I’m not Soos”

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

He clearly said that he is not Soos, then why you mark him as Soos?!

[@Nixo77]

LMAO

[@nobody-yk2hu]

Weird to add that in the video is about Soos and that is clearly not Stan's adopted child at least he should

[@Enderguyismyname]

6:32 Soos just casually solves world hunger and it’s never brought up again😂

[@long_dennis]

Even as a zombie, he’s perfect

[@hazimhasbullah5497]

True

[@SmileyGbox]

"Fighting us will only make us cooler dudes"

[@jssekyl]

"Can I eat your brains? Yay or nay... ...seeing some yay faces over here"

[@marydemeo21]

Stan: Mabel makes Soos a pig costume Soos: I like it Stan: then we use Soos as a human sacrifice Soos: I like it I cant be the only one who found that funny

[@rainbowrunner1550]

I feel like it would've been funny if he said "wait what?" after "I like it!" following Stan's human sacrifice line. Though him being oblivious and agreeing to Stan's plan is hilarious enough.

[@vincentmorris8431]

Bill: Nice and comfortable, eh toots? Hey Soos, wanna hear the exact time and date of your death? Soos: Heheh, okay!

[@whinkx]

I fucking lost it 😂

[@kinggalactix]

@@rainbowrunner1550 that's pretty obvious and generic. The og line is fine as it is.

[@NateS917]

@@kinggalactix yeah i was thinking the same. i hate that "wait what" moment cartoons have. i like the obliviousness of it all.

[@birb682]

0:27 "next up on butt island" (it is the secret message in the credits) plus, this is what I want to see more of. plus also, every time soos appears is the best of him

[@Tobi_the_reaper]

1:30 is my favorite part cause the way he said that so casually “I ate a man alive tonight•

[@willcox8558]

Questiony the question mark 😂😂

[@birb682]

AAAAAAHAHAH!!! OH, DUDE!!! IT STINGS SO BAD!!!!

[@rachelthompson7487]

Soos is definitely one of my favorite characters on the show.

[@oh_no....]

I fully laughed out loud when he said ' I ate a man tonight.' I've only seen bits of the show and this one caught me off-guard.

[@justjoannak]

You should watch the whole show if you can. It's great and only 40 episodes

[@jimmywarner7559]

He ate a man/monster thing that was made out of Halloween candy lol

[@therockphilosopher1678]

Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp. -Soos 3:47

[@heatheryoder2120]

So inspiring

[@simstudiosofficial]

5:25 Best Soos moment on the show.

[@Peyton_S]

Soos is too precious

[@pringles3333]

Agreed

[@NickyG02]

Dipper: What is Soos breaking in too? Soos: Ouch, I’m okay. Dipper: Go home Soos.

[@Anchor_Productions]

You got it eh eh

[@yourlocalmason635]

Soos was my favorite character because of how funny and how he has a real sad backstory. Ps: Soos Abuelitas awsome

[@olamorz5117]

I ATE A MAN ALIVE TONIGHT???? edit: I only ate like a third of em... half of em... I ate em all dood..

[@thegoldenstation9723]

6:05 I'm in love with this quote for some reason

[@oceangmd]

Soos is like a canadian. "Sorry" "Sorry" *"Sorry"*

[@Devilproking]

1:30 is my most favorite line of soos

[@GribbleGrabble]

Me: reads title Also me: how do you fit all of soos’s scenes in 8 minutes

[@Zappysteel]

7:09 78 hours is over three days, they take this rivalry seriously

[@alexs.7956]

"It's the final countdown! Just like they sung about!" Top tier reference XD

[@OneBigDoodle]

''Your face is good. I'm a Soos'' His best line

[@el-kiote]

That's good

[@that1cat999]

Definitely the best scene in tv history

[@shadownode5970]

“You can’t undo who are.” - Random mall lady.

[@dr.hooknolanevans3466]

1:22 One of my favorite lines in the series.

[@LastKidsOnEarthNoahGames]

0 replies? Lemme change that.

[@beachbengaming5278]

“I am the worlds most perfect man.” - Soos

[@kinderpad4886]

Agreed

[@TwoFacedGentleman]

4:37 This man is the funniest person in the show.

[@gbailey24]

My favorite one: 1:38 "Oh dude it stinks so bad"

[@ThisIsWizardsHandle]

I think he says “it stings so bad”

[@kellykindler3492]

IM QUESTIONY THE QUESTOON MARK! AHHHHH SPRAYX SOOS EITH SOMETHING AHHH AWWHAHA AWW DUDE IT STINGS SO BAD!

[@danivr3]

Stings

[@TGCEKY]

Why does this exist, alll soos moments are great soos moments

[@alextheavatar189]

My bad

[@TylazerMK]

Omg I love this show. 2 seasons of perfection

[@HatKidPeck]

Minus Roadside Attraction, I really don’t like that one personally.

[@TylazerMK]

@@HatKidPeck First of all, this comment is 3 years old. Second, based profile picture. Third, I recently got back into the show *again* and I actually agree.

[@HatKidPeck]

@@TylazerMK never actually took a look at how old the comment was holy lol. Thank you btw

[@lillyfairy2311]

Soos is truly the most perfect man. Who WOULDN'T want a man like this?(as a friend or S.O., personally, I want him as a friend.)

[@TheRandomZooVisitor]

I mean Soos got a 12 put of 5 on mabels date meter. Stan got a 3 and Dipper's was incredibly low

[@deitymurderer]

@@TheRandomZooVisitor lets be honest dippers was probably deep into the negatives

[@kieranashley119]

The fact that Soos can actually put up with Stan shows how kindhearted he is.

[@sethsteiner1]

“Sure a lot of stars out tonight”

[@fransuke12]

Well this is getting Weird

[@laurenpelto325]

5:50 Basically my socialization skills

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

Same, dude

[@iced_coffee_table]

I mean, he’s straight to the point in 8 words. That’s impressive

[@heatheryoder2120]

He means well

[@matthewallen445]

​@iced_coffee_table Technically, it was seven. Your face is good. I'm a Soos! That's seven words.

[@thefirebeanie5481]

2:32 Soos: no! Dont eat me !I'm a man trapped in a pigs Mc Guggcket: that's what they all say! Me :relatable

[@אורי-ח5ד]

That's mcgaket

[@kathrynjamesandben7997]

It is not mc gugget or Mcgaket it is Fiddleford Hadron McGucket

[@thefirebeanie5481]

@@kathrynjamesandben7997 I could get all A's except at language arts so sorry!

[@Nadia-wd6nm]

1:30 You can see the difference between the ones that know and the ones that don't

[@simply_earth._.5317]

This video explains why Soos is my spirit animal

[@bryadrien]

5:16 Mabel:"gasp" I thought he was just joking! Soos: You know dipper joke are terrible!!!

[@xxl3thaltheradioactivehyen957]

Video: **Spoiler** Me who has been watching all the episodes: heheheh

[@moyai9590]

I’ve watched the whole series twice

[@michelleamato3361]

@@moyai9590 rookie numbers

[@moyai9590]

Lol

[@seesemeseeds1217]

I think what makes Soos so great is how well he bounces off the other cast

[@0lexis788]

Dude, genius end of clip to beginning of clip transition "I wish it was the year 2020 - UNDO UNDO UNDO!!" Soos is a soothsayer dude. ( 6:06 ) (2000 but still)

[@StarbitzTheSpookyClown]

2020:You can’t undo who you are.

[@hariodinio]

Or even a soos-sayer.... Im here all week

[@unrelatablecontent629]

I can somehow remember the plot of all the episodes but I can't remember what I ate for lunch today.

[@aislinnstrausser4647]

There's only one word that describes Soos. 🌟 Iconic 🌟

[@brockragni1053]

1:22 It felt good to me that Soos could find this. You always lose ONE in every bag of chips and you can never find it. God bless that Soos could find it.

[@thegoatriderfromthesands2646]

SOOS IS THE ULTIMATE ALPHA CHAD! JUST DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ONESELF! GETS THE GIRL AND THE SHACK IN THE END!

[@TimmyMcDoddle]

“Ow, wait wait” Best line in the whole show

[@The_F0ggy_Gh0st]

3:33 the way soos is okay with the idea Grunkle Stan has 😂😂😂

[@bendyandfriendsand9yhup]

Stan: “Mabel knits Soos a pig costume” Soos: “I like it :D” Stan: “We use Soos as a human sacrifice.” Soos: “ *I like it :D* “

[@poo8870]

3:06 I bet Alex actually broke character because the joke was too much for him to handle.

[@diningsock3316]

3:26 perfectly cut

[@nathanielboynton4561]

"I ate a man alive tonight" soos, That seems like the moment where stan started question how he hired soos and if he could help with some deals

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

6:44 He's a stan stan

[@P-man_XD]

That was clever XD!

[@thewalkingcontrarian257]

3:16 No, no, he's got a point

[@brockragni1053]

I would love Soos as a friend.

[@sp3ctral281]

Stan: The entire lower half of your body is on fire Soos: *shhh we’re having a moment*

[@huntercool2232]

2:54 Love that self confidence Soos!

[@perfecttaxevasion9696]

0:02 he's right actually, for those who have seen gravity falls and came back to see this because it's funny it's a blessing But for those who want to watch the show's and see this it's a curse

[@shearlix]

1:02 *you cant win me, i cant be beat, im half human, and half machine*

[@wingwall7892]

This made me notice how different Alex does the line delivery is with soos between season 1 and 2. The latter makes him sound a lot more expressive than before

[@prek5821]

Every scene of soos is the best of soos

[@wiinterflowers4277]

Handyman of the Apocalypse everyone!

[@BokuGlack]

2:18 this is funnier than it should be

[@T-ZO_2763]

“Aow! Wewey.”

[@YuniraFerinia]

“Your face is good, I’m a Soos.” Is the best pickup line

[@conorgillingham2564]

Most underrated character in the show

[@racetucker56]

Every day, I strive to be more and more like Soos, but alas, no mere mortal can achieve the greatness of the world’s most perfect man.

[@drewpettinger9910]

I love soos. He's my favorite character. He's the world's most perfect man

[@glaceonfrost2342]

Soos is Best Character Dudes... He Taught us about Being Philosophical...

[@brooklynsolace4468]

My favorite line from him was “I ate a man alive tonight”

[@hardlyHarley]

The part where he’s re-hashing to Wendy the goings-on with the Pines family reunion is still my favourite of all time

[@MrMeme69]

Old Man Mcgucket: IMMA TURN YOU INTO BACON Soos: ohh that sounds pretty good

[@vampirepumking9941]

Wait I mean, NOOOOOOOOO

[@carterm.488]

The energy we all need

[@Cody.357]

Soos is a treasure to humanity.

[@1994moviebuff]

“Are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest? Cause I think you’re winning” Soos is truly innocent

[@khoailang9470]

7:15 "The future is coming for us all, dude. But my body will be your shield!". I'm dead xD

[@huntercool2232]

Soos is my spirit animal