My favourite joke from every episode of Gravity Falls

[@jenniflower6569]

"I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!!!!!" "fair enough.."

[@CurledRuby85]

He didn’t even sound threatened, merely informed of the situation.

[@whenimchaos6186]

That will forever be my favorite line from the show

[@SpringFoury]

OMG I read this as soon as it said it😭😭

[@sheenpailovesu7841]

In Spanish he says "REMEMBER I CAN SELL YOU TO THE ZOO FATHER." Which is incredible also

[@SebastianMelendez-ud1ob]

@@sheenpailovesu7841 Me parece bien.

[@Colossaldud]

1:02 one thing I find funny about that is that the whole reason he even started watching the show was bc he was too lazy to get up and find the remote and yet he got up to go get ice cream

[@Jotassium_Vilanova]

TRUE THO

[@MystikoBlu]

As I've heard some other guy say, this man has good priorities.

[@PeridotEX]

Commercial break after he was already invested

[@postironichno_innit]

Maybe he has a secret ice cream stash under the couch

[@Colossaldud]

@@postironichno_innit I wouldn't be surprised

[@3WV33]

see how most of these are by stan, thats right reason no.12846389246392746 why stan is peak

[@ItzMeHikaru]

real

[@prageruwu69]

the most based character in fiction

[@Hermes34590]

What are the other reasons

[@simonpaga4232]

you forgot about bill

[@isaaccraig8711]

Very peak

[@Hexaraese]

bro I EAT KIDS is diabolical , it's illegal for a cartoon to be that funny 😭😭😭😭

[@gaelmendez2798]

This is the comedy police, the jokes too funny

[@Cansu_LMK]

IT'S SO CINAMATIC

[@TheWolvyrne]

Genuinely the joke I always laugh the hardest at

[@musiclife9229]

WHAT THE H?!

[@harrisontownsend910]

With no cops around, anything is legal.

[@Acceleration299]

"those people are called animators!"

[@NubbitDoesStuff.]

That hurt me a lil

[@jacqstrappe]

i always love meta humor so that one was good

[@starry_peppers1909]

Ani-may-tors!

[@Maliniasredmask]

no no no... he said "anie - mate - or's"

[@mayita_1234]

6:27

[@SammyTheSillyo-o]

The fact Gravity Falls is meant to be a KIDS show and all Alex did was think “hm, what do *_I_* wanna see?” like he literally has my humor 😭

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

Alex Hirsch is a flimsy plastic 3D mask Bill Cipher uses to influence our timeline. You're already infected. Accept fate. CONFORM. BINGE. OBEY.

[@thebigm7558]

And compared to Rick & Morty. Which has only become worse because they had no plan

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

He fought the censorship too!

[@ziid591]

​@@DoofenSpyroDragon16yes the video where you seem exchanging emails with the disney censorship is incredible

[@corbonoboi6679]

Dark humor on Disney XD

[@valensr.379]

0:47 omg i just remembered that this part is even funnier in the latin spanish dub because Gideon said "remember that I can sell you to the zoo, father!" 😭

[@Blueblurz]

SI AJAKKDKW PENSÉ QUE IBA A SER IGUAL EN INGLÉS PERO NO💔

[@ianagulino6653]

Gideon en español es tremendo loco

[@alex._420]

LMAO THAT'S CRAZY

[@EverCaelum]

JAJAJAJA SI ME ACUERDO

[@user-AstroVespers]

Lmaoooo

[@achannel467]

Tell me your favorite character is Stan without telling me your favorite character is Stan

[@lizallison1648]

I can do that, he’s not

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

​@@lizallison1648💀

[@nickmalachai2227]

"I watched Gravity Falls and have taste"

[@PickleNugget-tk6bw]

But her aim is getting better

[@helloeveryone0]

He isn’t my favourite character, he’s the best character.

[@longforari]

Mabel and Wendy instantly sticking up for Susan's mascara is so needlessly sweet

[@egg_l0rd13]

She’s doing her best

[@mistertea603]

Women supporting women

[@sena7386]

Why did I read this as sticking up for Susan's maracas? I was very confused.

[@singingofsilver]

They're girl's girls

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

I like that it’s all silly jokes but then out of nowhere we get one of the most disturbing moments in the show with the face-hole-shuffling.

[@Ilikebugsiguess]

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

[@C-4-fs1vg]

Traumatized me as a kid 😭

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

@@C-4-fs1vg darn right it did

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

I did not wanna see THAT again… now that is just disturbing.

[@nemnyoom]

maybe it's just that i was a few years out of the target demographic age when this aired, but i just found it hilarious?

[@vixenplayz7239]

5:07 was the best one 😭 he actually sounded so disappointed in himself

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Raised the dead 🙄 Raised the dead... 😔

[@kaydinolfo5291]

The best joke was when soos got bitten

[@evanhernandez2071]

​@kaydinolfo5291 Question, can I eat your brains? Yeih, or neih? I'm seeing some yeih faces here.

[@uraniumrodmuncher]

‘raise the dead 🙁’ ‘And what did you do!?’ ‘raise the dead 🙁’

[@romagp3659]

​@@uraniumrodmuncherraise the dad 😅😆 (Sorry, I couldn't not to joke about it)

[@KirbyChan]

Love how most of these are Stan. Proof that he’s the best character

[@BlueSkooty]

bill is slightly better imo

[@Miss.808.]

​@@BlueSkooty Son dos tipos de personajes diferentes, pero igual de geniales a mí parecer jsjs

[@Dawid23_Gamer]

@@Miss.808. ah yes, I wish I will be able to randomly start speaking Spanish for no reason one day too lol

[@squishyty918]

@@Dawid23_GamerOr maybe, hear me out for a second, Spanish is their primary language

[@BlueSkooty]

@@squishyty918 no way that can’t be possible

[@arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers]

0:19 note how the seatbelt is attached to the window, probably because they had to animate it in last second. he would 100% do this without a seatbelt

[@katbird2699]

I can just see this being a moment of 'Alex versus Disney sensors' where they're like "hey we can't show somebody driving a car without wearing a seatbelt, people will complain" and Alex was just like 'dude what'

[@hannahc875]

One of my fav things from listening to the episode commentaries was that the censors did not have a problem with Bipper throwing himself down stairs, stabbing forks into his arms, or pouring soda into his eyeballs. No. They just required he be animated BUCKLING HIS SEATBELT.

[@arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers]

@@hannahc875 REAL honestly, like a dream demon possessing the body of a preteen harming said body for _fun_ was somehow less bad than grunkle stan just not wearing a seatbelt, which, if we’re being honest here, he would totally do anyways

[@hannahc875]

@@arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers in this case I meant Bipper, which is even wilder, because as you say he was hurting Dipper's body for funsies. Also, considering how old the Stanley Mobile is, I bet irl it wouldn't even have seatbelts!! And like you said, Stan wouldn't bother so he ain't getting em installed.

[@capofsno]

4:32 “tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams” has lived in my head for years

[@Afanof1]

"I got some children to make into corpses" for me

[@death_itself4509]

That made me laugh so hard, and I don't know why-

[@Plungy_vr-the-goat]

Man what creams?

[@SquirmieWormington]

Along with “NO DICE, COWBOY!”

[@JETZcorp]

... only the richest of C R E A M S

[@allelon8284]

2:10 the way she so earnestly said "the 70s?!?" caught me so off guard, its killing me

[@Dead-or-Alive1985]

“Where are we?? The seventies???” is SUCH an underrated joke in this series and I’m so glad it’s getting more attention

[@MaximizedAnimation]

The funniest part about it is that it's not just Mabel pulling the response out of nowhere because she's dumb: she heard Oregon Trail and probably thought of the video game that was created in the seventies

[@taffy711]

​@@MaximizedAnimation or that some of the westward expansion on the oregon trail happened in the 1870's

[@DogManWes2790]

2:10

[@aduckofsomesort]

Por que no los dos

[@jinxxdd]

*goes back to dinosaur times* why are we in the 1900s??

[@IncoisaRadio87]

"I heart kids" is my favorite solely by how many jokes it manages to cram into 45 seconds. A masterclass in comedy.

[@Imsmellingyou]

“Mommy is that floating head in the sky eat us?” “Yes he will Charlie yes he will.” And “NO ITS HEAVENS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR HORRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING”

[@danielogipl7051]

-let her rip! -oh no, a letter rip!

[@Crumbles_is_suicidal]

WHAT THE “H”?

[@melvinschrab505]

WHAT THE H!

[@djamtz]

@@melvinschrab505 " Gets hit by the letter H "

[@nateds7326]

7:39 gotta respect Dipper. My man stuck to his guns.

[@thegamergamin702]

He may not have the hair to prove it, but he has balls real men would dream to have. Edit: Didn't mean to make that sound weird but here we are

[@Ari-gp3im]

One of my favorites

[@brostr1derkisser]

Hal

[@Faunadude]

Bro

[@Faunadude]

Hal

[@Twig0622]

0:34 the thing is, since the wax figures are alive it probably actually was wax John wilksbooth

[@Saintpentiousofficial]

Wait I never thought of that

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

John Wax Booth

[@death_itself4509]

​@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 Perfection.

[@CassiusSharp]

A better question is, how did it not happen sooner?

[@jimmythearsonist451]

It was actually bill cypher. Just look at the window

[@Natalie-oi3ly]

i'm sorry but "we don't serve miners" will forever be the funniest joke in the wax episode to me 😂

[@Natalie-oi3ly]

also "won the election in a landslide" from the pioneer episode lmao

[@anayerissdunn3859]

i feel like no one talks about the miner enough it’s SO FUNNYY😭🤣🤣

[@MinecraftDood02]

@@anayerissdunn3859 I also love Soos saying "Dysentery's gonna get you dawwwg" as he's chasing a Blind Eye member with the dysentery sign

[@BarackObamaOficial]

9:46 “‘John Paul Sauntra postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.’ ‘Totally righteous bro.’ ‘I know!’” Definitely the best part.

[@Aisubun]

Jean Paul Sartre actually I only know this because I'm a NieR Automata fan but still

[@brett-y5q]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[@thearchitect7650]

​@@brett-y5q That was Camus

[@Th4st]

​@@brett-y5q Albert Camus wrote about Sisyphus

[@RTWLR]

I did not get that at all

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

I love how this show has so many great jokes, you could easily debate pretty much any of these... aside from the I Eat Kids segment. That one’s unquestionably the best joke of the episode.

[@Thebelovedfloppydisc]

What the H!

[@j.r.tomlin4265]

Underated comment totally agree

[@jordanertz3034]

I EAT KIDS is genuinely my favorite piece of comedy in the entire series. For all the problems I have with The Love God they absolutely cooked with the comedy in that episode.

[@Luke_SkywaIker]

“I sure hope nobody died!”

[@MinecraftDood02]

“You know who would look good in a sweater like that? Mrs. ____’s remains!” “Oh absolutely!”

[@someweirdo428]

5:50 the fact that originally in the credits sequence giffiny was supposed to get a happy ending and get together with rumble but they decided that stan and goldy should get together instead is amazing

[@theunexpectednoob]

I think I enjoy Giffany better but this is still amazing

[@DemonAltAlt]

​@@theunexpectednoob who the hell is tiffany

[@theunexpectednoob]

Oops I mistyped Giffany sorry

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

I'm glad because when I saw these end credits at age 14 i died laughing

[@Hybrifox_K.maskedmadness]

@@theunexpectednoobok im so sorry but Accidentally Misspelled

[@Guyinthechair-w9z]

0:15 “Grunkle Stan are you also wearing a blindfold no but with these cataracts I might as well be what is that a wood pecker” BANGER LINE

[@thegamergamin702]

😂

[@PalisadePeryton]

Not having "HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER" is criminal Edit: I know I should have made it more clear that I was joking. I know it's just the video creator's favorites, there's nothing wrong with that

[@JeremyBelpoisX]

IKR

[@ThatsYouTubular]

Eh, the joke is kinda overrated. (You can go ahead and attack me, I know I offended some people for sharing my opinion in the wrong place)

[@311_arissa]

​@@ThatsYouTubulari dont get it though

[@commoncoolchannel8588]

@@311_arissa it's funny because is marriage is terrible

[@GenericYoutubeUsername4048]

​@311_arissa "misses me" "but her aim is getting better"

[@CARNAGEdotwav]

i think the most interesting line in the series and by far the most overlooked one is where bill says to ford "woah dont have a heart attack, youre not 92 yet" like why are people pretending we didnt just find out how and when ford dies

[@aduroatrox]

Because Bill lies, you know? We know he knows a lot, but if he were omnicient, he'd know how to prevent his own death. Not to mention: Bill offered to let Ford join him as an all-powerful being, which would make it highly unlikely that Ford would be able to die of a heart attack, and he was confident he'd be able to defeat Ford. This indicates that Bill can't see into the future as much as he has good foresight due to all of his knowledge of past and present events

[@DuckDukVR]

Becau

[@lizardlover9941]

People can survive heart attacks maybe he has one then but survives

[@hihowareyou717]

i think that's just a joke about old people having heart attacks, idk tho, the creators like hiding stuff in plain sight so maybe you're right

[@existential_horror5045]

i think it's even funnier to imagine that bill is just trying to freak ford out by suggesting ages when he could die i took it the way you did too but like. this is bill we're talking about. he *would* give you wrong information about the date of your death just to mess with you

[@stealthlock6634]

10:16 I have to come back and hear this properly, they synced up perfectly

[@Southparkfan598]

Honestly they’re bond is way too underrated, they went from hating eachother to defending eachother in the span of a few episodes

[@veryberry100]

​@@Southparkfan598 Average sibling experience.

[@DogManWes2790]

They are so different yet so similar

[@madelinegonzalez8819]

It says a lot that 90% of this is Stan

[@PongSong1]

Well actually there should be about 20 episodes per season, there's two seasons so that's 40 episodes, and I counted 24 jokes centered around Stanly, which means it's more like 65% Stan, which is more than any one charater, but still more than half in general.

[@_stiffmeister33]

@@PongSong1 "erm actually ☝️🤓" headahh lmaoo i'm sorry i couldn't not play that card 🤣💀

[@PongSong1]

@@_stiffmeister33 I knew this day would come

[@dorodoo3075]

Love how in the middle of lying about what happend to waddles stan goes "that really happend!" for no reason

[@TheYisuz]

because the pterodactyl stung him in the eyes... with his glasses on

[@LiyemEanapay]

Love how Dipper didn’t panic and stuck to his guns when Pacifica showed up at the door. That kid’s got integrity.

[@prageruwu69]

3:51 my favourite part is the punching noises when the woodpecker pecks him. also little dipper is full of god tier jokes, surprised gideon's breakdown or "text me a photo?" didn't make it into this.

[@itsthejavavoid]

gideon's "MY LIGHT!!" and stans confused "yeah uh... youre the light of my life too kid" 😭😭

[@uranian-Umbra]

also the looped screaming sound also "and then the wolves came" actually pretty much everything about that scene is great

[@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu]

0:32 I never understood the wax figure melting joke until a few years ago. I find this funny now.

[@V_MC]

I still don't understand it lol

[@LisaVGG]

Booth was the man who assassinated Lincoln, which is why he placed the blame on that statue

[@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu]

@@V_MCThats what happens when you don't know your history. John Wilks Booth was the one who kill Abraham Lincoln from behind. It's funny because Stan accuses John Wilks Booth's wax figure of killing wax Abraham Lincoln..

[@V_MC]

@@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu oh yeah that makes sense, i'm not american so i wouldn't know. Thanks tho, learned something new today 👍

[@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu]

@@V_MC You're welcome.

[@micahguillemette3344]

Personally, my favorite joke for "The love god" is Robbie's parents going "Oh no, i hope someone didnt die!" "Yes, that would be terrible!" and then chuckling

[@b_sofi_t.r.]

The way that Grunkle Stan ALWAYS use he's car to break out anything, is just ✨Cinema✨

[@Cyrusthewierdkid]

THAT TRANSITION THO WHATTT 1:32

[@BlueSkooty]

that wasn’t a transition, it was in the episode, the clip just happened to end there.

[@Cyrusthewierdkid]

@@BlueSkooty i know but the ending and the start mach up so perfectly it makes it look like it! right?

[@RandomAnimatonFan3]

I was thinking the same thing!!

[@Cyrusthewierdkid]

@@RandomAnimatonFan3yeah :D

[@perry.the.weirdo]

8:10 is one of my all time favorite jokes

[@sketchrad1016]

Pennsylvania mention

[@s0ph053]

“It gave you rashes.”

[@andrevl9952]

0:46 in Spanish Gideon says "Remember I can sell you to the zoo, father!" 😭😭😭

[@hello_ree]

yo te vere donde y cuando no se

[@bruhthatsdisgusting]

0:12 there’s like a 12% chance that another person also thought that string going up was also a lady bug crawling on they screen

[@phantomkapok]

i thought it was an ant for a split second because of the ant infestation we have

[@dabuff1319]

I did

[@Run2you10]

8:53 "MMMOOONNNNNNNY"

[@Dummy12334]

*_crash_*

[@ThreeHeadedGhast]

Dorito demon!

[@Maria-ml5ol]

0:47 "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!" i love gideon bro 😭

[@UnreliableArsonist]

He just kinda exists at this point, but in a good way Also the “MY LIGHT!” And Stan responding with “Yeah, yeah, you’re the light of my life, too.” Is peak comedy

[@cydneeclementineaquino7270]

…fair enough.

[@El_gato-interestelar123]

In latin spanish he says "Remember i can sell you to the zoo, father!"

[@galacticality]

1:27 at Comic Con yesterday there was a little Dipper cosplayer on the Just Dance stage doing Dancing Queen 😭❤️ I was like “this feels so canon :’)” but I forgot it IS canon !!

[@Adam-mh7zv]

He knew what he was doing

[@KyraClark-j8j]

0:48 my favorite line from the entire show. Peak comedy vocal performance

[@DaughterofZeus392]

6:52 I can now just imagine Grunkle Ford walking into an airport and immediately getting arrested and him just calling Grunkle Stan saying "WHY DID I GET ARRESTED?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" 😂😂😂

[@garwinpineda9390]

"Now I'm not allowed on aeroplane"

[@BraggisYT]

“Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams” 💀

[@rudevoices9204]

carpet diem's best gag to me is when stan catches Mabel reveling in her putting Dipper into a sleepover and Stan walks out and goes "Oh, you're at that creepy age where you're spying on girls, huh? well it's time you and i had a man to man talk about the birds and the bees!" and then pulls out "Why Am I So Sweaty??: Your Body Explained in Horrifyingly Uncomfortable Detail"

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Stan: and now you know where babies come from. Mabel (in Dipper’s body) Goodbye childhood…

[@Hattoresu]

2:05 I love the way the man says “on this… OREGON TRAIL” almost like it’s a bad movie quote where they say the name of the movie _in_ the quote

[@gravital5213]

2:48 The casualness in his voice is what gets me

[@emma_nutella58]

This show’s humour was peak, Stan really took the crown in being the funniest

[@fruitybasil]

i counted 26/41 jokes being stan-centric. quite fitting as he is the funniest man ever written

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

Love how my favorite funny moment came from the second episode. That's how you yknow this show was funny 😂 "What is that a woodpecker?" "AAAAH"

[@mrmacho9874]

My ex wife still misses me..

[@Insanity-nu6qr]

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

[@plushdude600]

HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

Ya see? It's cuz marriage is terrible

[@faisalliot]

9:20 Stan was having problems with Ford by here, and the last time he’d seen him before they’d been split apart was 30 years ago; when Stan had a mullet/long hair. Maybe he’s trying to remember that mindset, and internalizing those same feelings. And now trying to understand them in the physical sense lmao

[@thebombingsoda]

3:26 underrated joke

[@stealthlock6634]

I forgot about this one, and I love it so much

[@Mienshaos]

this whole compilation is full of underrated jokes

[@thebombingsoda]

@@Mienshaos you could say that about most of the show

[@mathsarecool]

4:58 Mabel: Go Red Car! Soos: Go other Red Car! Dipper: *This would be a lot more fun with batteries*

[@montanajackson3713]

5:39 “Just kidding let’s break in!” 😂 one of my favorite stan lines.

[@theoverseer393]

6:54 this one’s by far my favorite 😂 whole entire scene

[@DJBurns-jq8mn]

Same, easily top 3 best jokes in the show

[@toribug1899]

“What the H?!” gets me every time

[@DJBurns-jq8mn]

@@toribug1899 same

[@Muffinschaos]

The dramatic music gets me. 😂

[@IMAWINR]

​@@toribug1899 H

[@gubgubgubgubgub7592]

1:29 family guy ahh cut away

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

Underrated joke for Carpet Diem: Durland: “*gasp* a bearded witch chasing a talking pig!” Blubs: “... my horoscope came true!”

[@aconcernedindividual297]

1:38 that's. That's just marshmallows. He's just serving marshmallows.

[@AntonioHernandez-hb2qi]

Pensé que era hielo...

[@Brownies98]

It's packing peanuts

[@elisabetheastwood5163]

1. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. 2. To the other two people who've replied to this, how do your guesses make less sense than marshmallows?

[@Brownies98]

@@elisabetheastwood5163 they're shaped funny?

[@aconcernedindividual297]

@@Brownies98 he would serve packing peanuts to be fair

[@BruceSepix]

5:12 and what did you do. Raise the dead 😔

[@FloridaMan27819]

2:41 is downright diabolical😭

[@Evi19Black]

7:05 it is still iconic

[@MintelThamesTismey]

what the h

[@IMAWINR]

​@@MintelThamesTismey H

[@Evi19Black]

es läuft :) hat mich zwar paar stunden gekostet aber es läuft

[@Evi19Black]

gute nacht

[@thatmexicanuzer]

I'm sorry but Big Henry is not only the best joke in Golf war, but the best joke overall in the series

[@rowandunning6877]

It might just be one of the best jokes ever

[@RandomAnimatonFan3]

Matt braly, (creator of amphibia), actually wrote that joke!!

[@DJBurns-jq8mn]

My personal fav in that episode is the "litterally no way you can drown" joke.

[@mattiejam]

Remember Big Henry!

[@MinecraftDood02]

“Pacifica’s rich Mabel, she’s cheating at life 🤷‍♂️”

[@Snyth2]

8:18 is definitely the one joke that made me laugh the most in the entire series

[@lillyimaginator]

0:21 in my language dub it was “what’s that, a falafel stand?”

[@itsthejavavoid]

oh my god thats 100% way funnier 😭😭

[@lillyimaginator]

@@itsthejavavoid kzbin.info/www/bejne/iai7d4CVZdyDo9Usi=_aODgknb4iNvRnFn Here it is 😂

[@SwiftlyZone]

2:19 this show is so creative oh my god😭

[@Wormwithaberet]

0:44 “I CAN BUY AMD SELL YOU OLD MAN!!!” “Fair enough….” One of my faves!

[@franciscosa1429]

5:47 WhoAh ChilDrEn FigHtIng i cAn SeLl ThIs😊😊😊😊😊

[@googleitlol6590]

The Love God episode may not be a fan favourite, but that 'I eat kids' bit is still one of the funniest things to come from Disney channel

[@gatewoodanimations9753]

I so badly want to show this to someone who has never seen the show

[@svxd7369]

My favorite ones are: 0:36 "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!" 0:54 "It's just like my life!... In a way." 1:20 Dipper singing Disco Girl. 1:35 Stan falling for the money. 2:12 Dipper holding the black edges. 2:22 "It still hurts but less." 2:40 "I ate a man alive tonight." 2:51 Stan using his old man powers to get into Cash Wheel. 3:34 Mermando's failed escape plan. 3:59 "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! TV, it knows what I want." 4:16 "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash. Wait what?" 4:29 "NO DICE COWBOY!" 4:51 Stan Vac. 4:58 "This would be a lot more fun with batteries" 5:05 Mabel disappointed in Dipper. 5:34 "Just kidding, let's break in!" 5:43 "Woah, children fighting. I could sell this." 6:18 "Those people are called... Animators." 6:53 I eat kids. 7:33 "You're the worst" 7:47 "Gah! Hot Belgian Waffles! Wait, I'm alone. I could swear for real. SON OF A...!" 8:03 "It gave you rashes." 8:50 "Money!" 9:27 "How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole on your face." 10:08 "Can it Soos!"

[@randomnumber27]

isn't this.. just the entire video?

[@itsjustalicia123]

​@@randomnumber27it's missing 10 of the clips, but almost, yeah

[@Lu_The_Genderfluid_Therian]

For the ‘I eat kids’, one of the kids sounds suspiciously like Bill( 7:16 )… ALEX HIRSH Edit: for comparison here’s Bill ( 9:37 )

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

“and then the wolves came…” has permanently changed my brain chemistry

[@Jordansklar0698]

8:37 is the goat

[@AartTheEpic]

7:45 ".. You're the worst." *SLAMS*

[@johnchism3705]

Beautiful. Carpet Diem is the funniest episode for me personally.

[@McClappin1]

4:37 basically super metroid

[@B0az0n]

7:17 Why does his voice remind me of Bill's?

[@jesterpiesvoca]

voiced by Alex Hirsch

[@jacksongamer7150]

I like to think bill possessed him and we don’t see the eyes because he’s wearing sunglasses

[@yellowest_axolotl]

Alex Hirch voices Bill, Stan, Soos, and a few others I think

[@demonmaster666]

@@yellowest_axolotlthe gnomes and old man mcgucket for a couple more

[@yellowest_axolotl]

@@demonmaster666 ty

[@sashacollins5399]

It's criminal that this is missing "No.... *glances down* he is.... not there"

[@greenorchidkid]

The comedy behind “Let her rip!” “Oh no, a letter rip!” “What the H??” Is so not talked about enough 😭

[@Poiterito]

"Where are we? The 70's?" Is my favorite :D

[@Potterhead534]

The cast had to get creative for “I HEART KIDS” ballon

[@MadForMinis]

0:28 BILL CIPHER WINDOW

[@stardewofpyrrhia4381]

The fact that the Mystery Shack was built by Ford- He put those windows in himself 👀

[@theflyingspaget]

​@@stardewofpyrrhia4381the fact that Bill didn't meet Ford until four years after he moved to Gravity Falls- so either Bill's influence spreads deeper than we thought or Ford actually renovated his house for Billy boy

[@WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself]

​@@theflyingspaget Bill had been watching Ford for all his life so Bill might have had some influence of sorts(?)

[@-Its_OggorF_Draws-]

“I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN.” PEAK

[@darkfox1603]

Saying that Preston getting his face fucked up by Bill is a joke is funny as hell to me

[@Robotopper]

8:52 the look at Stanfords face lmao

[@I.D.K-Wut-T0-Put-Here]

9:27 Joke? That's just an accurate representation of the bourgeoisie. Xd

[@The.RandomTube]

8:00 I like how he directly looks at the camera 😂😂

[@YTCat123]

My favorite jokes are “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” and “I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN”

[@5up3r_n0v4]

I love "Children fighting! I can sell this!"

[@itsthejavavoid]

"I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!!!" "..... fair 'nuff."

[@HalfEatenWaffle123]

when you’ve watched this show all the way through a hundred times and you still laugh at these jokes.

[@icenovice]

"I _EA_T KIDS" is so good, it single-handedly carries an entire episode about teen drama and relational misunderstandings - something that would normally suck and kinda still does here (relative to gravity falls' standards, of course), but "I _EA_T KIDS" and all of the mini-jokes packed in with it... it's a masterpiece of an episode segment/B plot

[@Randomthings2326]

I'm glad you added the "disco girl!!" Scene.

[@motheroftheuniverse6140]

The fact that these are mostly Stan just proves he’s the funniest character ever

[@GoodOlPastaCake]

The reason this show worked so well is it appeals to children and to adults. When you watch it as a kid, it’s just “haha cartoon funny” but as an adult you deep dive into the storyline and my god is it crazy

[@симба_эдиты]

7:55 Gotta be my favourite

[@TheAbek2]

He like me fr.

[@AntonioHernandez-hb2qi]

SON OF A-

[@yurifrancisco1666]

4:14 This part made me laugh

[@j.r.tomlin4265]

1:00 "YES yes in your face Elizabeth its just like my life in a way." Not mentioned is Captiansaintrumpterfraple as Erathenablecokswanshlonterblockenhampterfumpenshire.

[@noahplaysgames3748]

time to use my old man powers... AHHHH, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!

[@charity27]

Even though I’ve seen all these episodes over 50 times, these jokes still genuinely make me laugh out loud and I just think that shows how amazing this show is

[@maho9139]

nice to see people still remembering this show, currently rewatching this rn and the animation and writing is really great

[@GrilledCheese3000]

5:46 ✨peak Stan✨

[@MasterofMonkeys16]

My friends had suggested this show to me and i wasnt really hooked until the “we’ll never forget you, because we’re gonna kidnap you” joke happened.