Best of the Worst: A Very Cannon Christmas

[@DollyRanch]

I guess Macaulay Culkin did end up calling them!

[@Chatedh]

I mean--- could you resist Rich Evans invitation?

[@DeriDraws]

@@Chatedh He is the superstar that appeared on Ellen. The guy can have whoever he wants

[@MFSeaMen]

They finally spooned!

[@baneh1329]

The problem now is he won't leave

[@lividsphincter4098]

Do you think in his wildest dreams then that he thought him and Mac would film a "bit" spooning on the floor.

[@Randomcorpse]

Lesson learned from Deathwish 3: If you kill the queen creep, the worker creeps will flee the creep hive.

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

Creep Collapse Disorder

[@drakan_094]

I'm waiting for the Disney Remake called "Malvada" where she is a nice woman and her family gets killed by some orphan children.

[@YungM.D.]

They’re actually self made orphans who killed their own families. And don’t want anyone else to have one either

[@NineQuestionMarks]

At this point I'm convinced that Mavalda is the good guy in the original story as well. I swear those children are of a Children of the Corn cult that worship that pine tree, corrupt the town with bizarre eyes and smiles, and speak in black speech. She gambles away the money to keep the children from having funding to their plots, and tries to arrest the mother as she's directly helping the kids. Good treatment makes them stronger.

[@zebertmcfly7274]

At their current rate Disney is going to own Flamerian Farrira Films within the next few weeks, so you're probably right. I am only wondering which promising director's career they are going to tarnish for the Malvada prequel.

[@Wagonrider89]

Mulvida will be a misunderstood trans woman and all the male orphans kill her.

[@DS-ib8ih]

guillermo del toro

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Charles Bronson used his own personal .475 Wildey Magnum pistol in Death Wish 3. Having their obscure big game hunting pistol featured in the movie saved the company from going bankrupt. Wildey pistols are still in production.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

They’re ugly clumsy looking guns too,

[@donnytrumptastic7815]

@@mckenzie.latham91 who asked you.

[@ConnorHammond]

@@mckenzie.latham91 Would you care to tell me more about the .475 Wildey Magnum pistol as used in Death Wish 3?

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@donnytrumptastic7815 "who asked you.” The public forum this is posted on that allows me to post anything i want...

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@ConnorHammond Yeah widely magnums are ugly guns there.

[@jackkoffin1]

According to wikipedia, that ridiculous-looking handgun in Death Wish 3 was actually Charles Bronson's preferred pistol and its appearance in the movie helped save the manufacturer from bankruptcy.

[@plantain.1739]

Its the perfect gun to represent him and bad action stars in general. Very big, imposing (much less so in Charles case), but ultimately about as useful as a rock with googley eyes glued on it.

[@Mitch93]

@@plantain.1739 He mowed down thugs with it in that film, it was useful.

[@Xpwnxage]

@@Mitch93 Yeah he killed a bunch of people with it, what is this guy stupid? Looks pretty effective to me.

[@PALACIO254]

What gun us it?

[@jackkoffin1]

@@PALACIO254 Its a .475 Wildey Hunter

[@TheRealScaraban]

Mike's frustration when he realizes "The Christmas Tree" is playable in all regions makes me laugh every time.

[@joelsmith5938]

The highlight of the video 100%.

[@sparki9085]

@@TomasUjhelyi ...He's using slurs?

[@lineartips1260]

Sparki90 this channel literally laughs at 9/11 and mike has literally called half the population retarded so your barking up the wrong tree lol

[@LetsSmokePodcast]

For the record: none of this is canon Please don’t hurt my feelings

[@ryancowen8768]

@@joelsmith5938 the same

[@jessecurle716]

5 years later and Rich's dream finally came true.

[@FiggityJones]

As soon as they opened the Christmas Tree my eyes widened.

[@Jade-dr3qe]

+Figgity Jones Mine too. I instantly thought back to that nostalgia critic review and went "OHH NOOOOO"

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

You always win when you are good.

[@BucketCapacity]

+Figgity Jones Only slightly, though.

[@Insanity5163]

+mrch33ze Don't forget, Kylo Ren was Jar Jar the whole time.

[@Caparco71]

+BucketCapacity and they remained half open shortly after

[@joshhall5172]

I work at a Dollar Tree and every time I see our products used as props in your videos (and Space Cop) I'm reminded of work. Then I die a little on the inside.

[@krisstasko]

I hear that as a former dollar tree employee

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

At least your work is going to something good

[@guffymcfluffkins8177]

I'd be proud as hell if that was me, especially considering how rarely dollar store products are USEFUL.

[@DeRockMedia]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge to something 'very cool'

[@PALACIO254]

I feel the same way about hospitals

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

"Chuck Norris is a former guy" is one of the greatest lines.

[@benbrutta8967]

Michael Winner also intentionally made a stunt scene more dangerous than previously agreed upon/planned, causing the stuntman to not see the landing mat he was supposed to hit. Since the building was on fire, with flames higher than originally planned, because Michael was an asshole and made the pyro guys turn them up when cameras were rolling, he had to wing it when jumping off the roof. He missed a large part of the mat and broke a whole bunch of bones and ended up in the hospital for weeks, effectively ending his career. The icing on the cake was when Winner came to see him at the hospital with a journalist and photographers to document how considerate and worried he was over the stuntman's well being. When they were busy snapping pictures he leaned in and whispered in the stuntman's ear: "Don't you dare even think about suing me. You'll never get anywhere with that", then kept on smiling for the cameras.

[@RepKyle95]

I want to know if this is true, is there a source? Crazy if true

[@ZombieWagon]

@@RepKyle95 "Hollywood Bulldogs: The Rise and Falls of the Great British Stuntman" is a recent documentary in which the above story is talked about. Really good doc, well worth checking out.

[@johnc6497]

The car in Low Blow out-acts everyone else in these three movies...

[@leonardotavaresdardenne9955]

The car in Low Blow out acts anyone in the fucking prequels

[@NikoD239]

+leonardo tavares dardenne A fucking rock out acts anyone in the prequels, except the palpatine.

[@ZyxthePest]

+John Cummings Low Blow's car is the key to everything...

[@ArkEleven1]

This was more fun than spending time with my family.

[@TheSH1N1GAM1]

Every RLM video is more fun than spending time with my family.

[@deaconblues_]

+Jessica Crawford Who's "my family"? I only know Rich Evans.

[@brettelliott2730]

I don't like your family either.

[@Thegeobot]

For me it's like having a family once again........

[@iidirectxii7545]

A Kezza Well yes, naturally

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

So here's something interesting to know about Death Wish 3 - It was filmed, in its entirety, in _London._ Not a single shot of that movie was shot in New York City _because they couldn't afford it._

[@86pp73]

God, I thought everything looked weirdly familiar and not New York at all, but I didn't believe it. Apart from certain shots, it really is all filmed in 80s London. They had to get USAF personnel stationed at Lakenheath to dub over the extra's accents and everything. Amazing.

[@chandler224]

This is hilarious because I was like "huh what part of 1980's London looks apocalyptic and run-down?". Turns out they shot in Lambeth and Brixton which makes total sense, rough areas back in the day haha.

[@Aaronslosek]

Now I can't not watch that segment while looking for weird British stuff like different electric plugs and stuff haha

[@Gambit771]

@@Aaronslosek How is a different plug something weirdly British?

[@drpibisback7680]

​@@Gambit771 Well, the plug isn't especially weird itself (the major visible differences are that the outlets have shutters over the top two holes and the plugs have a much longer ground prong + partially coated main prongs), but it's certainly a uniquely British thing that's weird to notice in an action movie.

[@davidthieroff9452]

i asked Marina Sirtis about Death Wish 3 at a convention. She said she'd rather be a bag woman than go through that experience again.

[@jbard9892]

Didn't she say she hoped Michael Winner was rotting in hell, some 30 years after making the movie and shortly after he died? I think its safe to say she considers DW3 a low point in her life.

[@alexbishop84]

I’m glad Mike seemed to show compassion for what she’d gone through.

[@YesWeCantaloupe]

Death Wish 3 was the only Death Wish I've seen. It was basically a film version of what old folks in gated communities thought the outside world looked like.

[@Rubashow]

"This is why you're orphans: cause you're dumb." - Mike Stoklasa

[@PyrokineticFire1]

34:06 weren't those dumb kids the ones that still had parents?! edit: only the blonde boy that 180'd from despair to hope had parents. that girl asking about the star is a dumb orphan.

[@weneedaladder8384]

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness" - Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)

[@Mantis47]

I never thought I'd see someone so thrilled about a region lock.

[@robschulz]

"Heartstopping climax." I thought the David Carradine jokes were in the 2017 video..

[@calvinlee8103]

Ha

[@Xpwnxage]

@@KingThrillgore and likely in the 2020 videos

[@kyro8559]

wow that was good

[@conner1114]

You fool. They lasted until 2020

[@CaptainPRESIDENT]

Cum for the climax, stay for the funeral.

[@guzik74]

Every passing Christmas, that Ernest Borg-nein joke gets better and better

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

Charles Bronsons entire career is based on how forcefully young, anonymous, thuggy looking actors can throw themselves backwards XD

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I like how the founder of Widley Firearms basically admits that Death Wish 3 pretty much saved his company and his sales spike every time it plays on cable television.

[@fruitypeebils]

it is quite a nice looking gun

[@KingKolchak]

He did call them

[@DarkShroud24]

@@michaelccozens No one buys a Wildey for practical use. Especially if chambered in the .475 Wildey magnum round. The movie even showed Bronson having to make his own bullets because its cheaper & faster than waiting on a bullet from USA Firearms Corp.

[@pirat87pl]

@@DarkShroud24 I've read somewhere that the gun used in the movie belonged to Bronson. Makes this even funnier.

[@mattrmsf]

I want another Very Cannon Christmas this year, and every year after that.

[@bepisoilsnake]

Sadly, we did not get it

[@mattrmsf]

UNSUBSCRIBED!!!!!

[@anamemana]

Cannon, Christmas, Sarcasm. These are things I know

[@monkfan72]

Its just your ppinion.

[@2000andhate]

+snickle1980 well, maybe next year, friend

[@BrokamaGay]

☑️ Macaulay ☑️ Ellen Show ⬜ Juicy Shaq Meat

[@Thundergoom]

As far as you know

[@Lokzilla-fw5jv]

The prophecy is nearing completion...

[@LanceThumping]

@@DickVanWhiskey That and Shaq showing up would be some of the best events that have yet to happen on the show.

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

I really hate looking at the comments during the intro of the video because I see stuff like this and I'm just completely at a loss for what the fuck this means and what the hell is going to happen in this video.

[@ramseydoon8277]

MONEY PLANE.

[@gadbel685]

The amount of times I rewatched this is unhealthy.

[@reefchiefer]

I'm back again as well

[@gadbel685]

@@reefchiefer Its always funny!

[@fadelpw511]

It's almost Christmas, time to rewatch

[@EpiphanyDraws]

i CANT BELIEVE they didnt mention the most iconic moment in the christmas tree when santa friggin obliterates the orphans with magic at the end

[@frankmerker630]

I did check out the movie on KZbin, I was very disappointed to learn that Mrs Mavilda survived the lightning and they let her keep working at the orphanage as an assistant. It literally makes no sense, Flamarion Ferreira is an alien confirmed

[@criticalgeek9187]

Fuck. Some hack cut out the footage of Rich & Mike talking about Star Trek.

[@ElRook]

I was legit at full attention when they started the Tom Paris chatter. Mike and Rich need to do a spinoff show to talk Star Trek full time.

[@tinkertrainbreach]

@@ElRook They did it. The mad lads did it!

[@sirclownsalot5800]

@@tinkertrainbreach they needa do TOS, the TOS Films, and then DS9

[@JoaqMan]

You know we're never gonna beat Elves. Nobody can.

[@Englebert3rd]

But can we diminish their effects?

[@cmafilmproduction]

+Englebert3rd Denser! Make it denser! Every single image needs to have so many things going on!

[@JoaqMan]

+George Lucas "I'll crush you like a bug"

[@ColetheAero]

+Englebert3rd My god, if you Diminish the effects in Elves. You would have a sock on a hand.

[@trisymphony]

+J Wizard Phoenix Charles Bronson is the key to all this. Because he is a funnier character than we ever had.

[@Paraves426]

the idea of a child saying "mommy this is shitty" makes me laugh a lot

[@Drforrester31]

Gotta say, I started my phone's stopwatch when the bomb in Invasion USA read 25 seconds and it actually blew up on time. Good job editor

[@DocSmouse]

Josh is frequently wrong about stuff in the most snide and pointed manner. Least favorite of the panel in pretty much every episode.

[@scallysnix4418]

This is the episode I feel I have seen the most. Even after all these years of rewatching Redlettermedia, just something about death wish, that animated piece of crap, and chuck Norris is just so comforting

[@luna-hw9li]

my theory is that these are just the kind of crappy movies you might have actually watched back in the days. 14-yo me would have taped these (DW and Invasion USA) on VHS and rewatched them over and over again.

[@joelsmith5938]

@@luna-hw9li Whaddya mean "theory"? I grew up in this era of seeing nothing but marathons of "Blood Fist IV: Die Trying" and other garbage on cable during the day, and insane Tim & Eric-esque Christian-themed infomercials and weird indie movies at night. Kinda glad those days are over.

[@MrGeremyTibbles]

That scene with the gun in Death Wish 3 is literally an ad for the Wildey Magnum. They're on record saying they saw a spike in sales every time the movie was on TV. The things are so obscenely expensive to buy and reload for though, so they went out of business anyway.

[@BadassSalmon]

Mike and Jay laugh at violent elderly abuse.

[@TheSH1N1GAM1]

Who doesn't, am I right?

[@CarlSlime]

+Badass Salmon but everybody laughed at the villainous movie thug gunning down burning, elderly people after their home is destroyed.

[@BadassSalmon]

S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ How'd you get a strike through your name?

[@BadassSalmon]

Nevermind I figured it out. I am now a part of the cool kids club.

[@oxykilldone5113]

Don't worry, it's a stunt granny.

[@cheyennedorsagno1758]

The way Rich folds his hands makes me think of my grandma and I love it

[@daxmiller35]

The way he laughs at 37:00 also reminds me of my grandma

[@cheyennedorsagno1758]

@@daxmiller35 lol 😂😂 precious

[@chriswenzel6777]

Hoping for Christmas or Cannon 2 this year!

[@spimbles]

this comment was made a week ago on a 6 year old video and already has 40+ likes. the people have spoken

[@Tenems941]

I think this guy's on to something, wanna direct a new star war

[@chriswenzel6777]

@@Tenems941 somehow Christmas or Cannon returned

[@Tenems941]

@@chriswenzel6777 you beautiful bastard, you were right!

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

They must’ve seen this comment, because it happened! It’s a Christmas miracle!

[@Subbedhunter]

I tried counting the number of people Charles Bronson’s character kills in the last minutes of this video… Sixty

[@PiraticalNonsense]

The way Jay says "bazooka" will always amuse me.

[@McMuffinsing]

Rich Evans laugh is the greatest sound in the known universe. If you call the suicide prevention hotline it should just be a recording of his laugh, because that's enough joy to save someones life.

[@Xpwnxage]

I killed myself, saw Rich Evans in the afterlife, and he resurrected me.

[@Zaob36]

@@OdaVenom delete this

[@jessica_jam4386]

Art Vandelay I love Rich’s laugh, but Ive seen people in the comments section who despise it, many times over the years I’ve watched this channel. I think it’s a you love it or hate it thing with his laugh.

[@jessica_jam4386]

Art Vandelay that’s fair. We all have our preferences. Btw how’s the import/export business

[@defundhollywood3259]

When I need to be talked out of suicide I'd prefer to listen to Mike talking about what he loves about TNG 🖖

[@mr_mctweets6905]

16:34 is still funny 7 years later. I say "Charlie was 19 feet tall" quite regularly if I'm having a bad day or something like that. Works every time.

[@Charon.1]

Truly inspiring

[@openpelican]

See Rich, dreams come true. Not only did Macaulay call, he came! Er, he visited!

[@MFSeaMen]

They spooned!

[@MegaZeta]

Macaulay Culkin first appeared on Best of the Worst three weeks before this episode went up (that's the joke)

[@nadussias]

Christmas came early this year.

[@phillydelphia8760]

Does he come on you in your dreams too? iMeAn, come to you in your dreams?

[@Zcccide]

@@phillydelphia8760 remlazar be coming

[@cabe3231]

Jay: "But the movie's fking awesome because he has bazooka." Gold.

[@ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve... YEARS TO MAKE BOYHOOD THATS RIGHT YOU FUCKING INGRATES. ITS A FUCKING AMAZING. BOYHOOD. 12 YEARS. FUCKING MAGICAL. WE WATCHED A BOY GROW UP ON THE BIG SCREEN. OVER. 12. YEARS. IT TOOK THEM LONGER THEN IT TOOK THEM TO MAKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHI

[@Horatio787]

+ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn oh fuck that one really got me.

[@ducklord116]

+ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn You, sir, are a comedy genius

[@ducklord116]

+ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn On the 8th day of Christmas, RLM gave to me 8 tips on how to be cool around fire safety. 7 years to make Space Cop. 6 geese a laying 5 more years of waiting Just so they can beat Boyhood. Which took twelve years to make 3 manly looking Susans 2 click baits to fool people And a drunk Rich Evans on a tree

[@afz902k]

+Ingmar Bergman 12 years a slave to making a pointless movie. I watched Boyhood, I almost didn't like it but at least I found most of the characters fap-worthy.

[@TheAmazingTenaciousZ]

+Ingmar Bergman Boyhood isn't pointless. Agreed. But aside its 12 years to make gimmick it isn't anything special. Acting was great but the characters portrayed we're mostly focused on aren't likeable. Cinematography is average. My point is that this film was nothing great or Oscar-worthy without the fact that we're watching the actors age over 12 years.

[@Luguya]

It took them almost 3 years but Rich finally got to fulfill his crush by meeting Macaulay Culkin. Dreams CAN come true.

[@MarcinSzyniszewski]

Exactly my thoughts xD

[@jeffolsen7566]

Yeah they'll come alright

[@MegaZeta]

Macaulay Culkin appeared on Best of the Worst three weeks before this episode went up. That's the joke here

[@mrpurple11]

@@MegaZeta do you remember which video was that one?

[@MegaZeta]

@@mrpurple11 "Best of the Worst: The Photon Effect, How I Saved the President, and Double Down"

[@Lylelanley99]

I never thought I was one of those "over the top" Star Trek nerds, but as soon as they started talking about Death Wish and Star Trek, I was like, "Yeah! That's the guy who plays the dad of the kid who died on that episode when they tried doing the Kolvoord Starburst!" That is when I realized...

[@thevillainshine853]

That Ernest Borg-nein joke was like class A top tier comedy.

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

Jay just saying "Oh really?? Tell us about this!" at Mike's star trek convention story is hilarious

[@Noisemaker50]

Malvita--literally "bad life" subtlety at its finest.

[@mattrmsf]

I thought it was Malvida, bad life. Though it'd be Vida Mal in proper grammar.

[@Schlorgan]

Noisemaker50 It's weird because when the narrator says it it sounds like "Mavilda."

[@thisisawsome34253212]

It means evil in Esperanto.

[@MegaZeta]

It's actually Portuguese for "the mall's Vita"

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@mattrmsf Nope, it wouldn't be vida mal, it would be mal vida. Seems that spanish course isnt working out

[@derekeagles377]

Best Christmas special of them all. God bless us everyone.

[@CarlEmmoth]

Re-watching a 10th Christmas

[@josephglatz25]

I'm no weapons expert, but I'm pretty sure you'd get third degree burns on your hands if you held a 30 cal by the barrel while firing it.

[@venomousspiderwookie]

Only because you're not Bronson

[@andrewabrams1535]

Joseph Glatz ive just noticed that lol

[@Vindsvelle]

Totally thought the same thing -the first- _every_ time I saw this episode.

[@CruelestChris]

He's not holding the barrel, he's holding the shoulder thing that goes up.

[@skullcrusherdestroyerofsouls]

while watching the video i said to myself "why the fuck is he holding on to the heatsink the place where all the heat goes"

[@okwhocares]

“He has a force field around it like Neil Breen” is incredibly under appreciated when it comes to Mike quotes.

[@stringanime]

My sister is in Death Wish 3. haha! She's also in a couple Chuck Norris films. You guys should watch "Lady Blue" my sis is the screaming hostage in the train scene at the end of the movie.

[@basiloregano]

Woah seriously?

[@nickhanson1135]

Bullshit

[@lawcane]

@@nickhanson1135 Why would someone lie about that?

[@MartKencuda]

I'm a huge fan of your sister! Didn't know she was an actor though.

[@SpinTheWords]

3 Black Guys 1 Crackhead. My favorite of your sister's starring films.

[@JeremyPhillips1981]

I went to a Doctor Who convention years ago where two of the female guests told almost identical stories about creepy auditions for Michael Winner. Both involved being backlit so he could see under their clothes. In later years he became a restaurant critic ("Winner's Dinners") and fronted a long-running car insurance ad with the catchphrase "Calm down dear, it's only a commercial", later quoted in parliament by Prime Minister David Cameron.

[@JeremyPhillips1981]

I know all of that sounds made up, but every word is true.

[@mrblobby7864]

Which actresess were they?

[@JeremyPhillips1981]

@@mrblobby7864 Nicola Bryant and Sophie Aldred.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

@@Miners666 Yes, after he lost weight.

[@lawrencescales9864]

Mediocre pervert man fails upward

[@anacarinapizzarossa4473]

Hello from Uruguay, I have been watching videos from this channel since 2019. They're great. Anyone else from Uruguay who has been watching them?

[@seanhenry2921]

To be honest, I would love to have that hour of Mike and Rich talking Star Trek.

[@petewadesays12]

With Jay there. Trying not to look confused or frustrated.

[@Mirrorgirl492]

I'm sure there's an episode that is basically ^^^ this

[@thenostalgiafactor5023]

There are now multiple episodes of Mike & Rich talking about Star Trek.

[@seanhenry2921]

@@thenostalgiafactor5023 Delightfully so!

[@RREvilMonk]

Wish Granted!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

greetings from the quarantine to anyone else who’s decided to binge red letter content

[@marcellosilva9286]

Greetings, fellow quarantined RLM fan!

[@JacobyJ56]

I fucking hate my life

[@hebanker3372]

@@JacobyJ56 Who doesn't?

[@ofsinope]

Kill me

[@ciaragildea998]

Jokes on you, I'm always binging red letter content

[@kylelynch2862]

holy crap i nearly died of laughter when santa killed her with Lightning.

[@Vaporvice84]

Rich: Merry Christmas!! She's fucking dead!!"

[@nadussias]

Nostalgia Critic already fucking spoiled it for me three years ago.

[@kyro8559]

you nearly died of laughter, but she died of lightning

[@PyrokineticFire1]

Zeus, Jupiter, Santa... all the same diety

[@arootube]

Macaulay finally called Rich, but Jack answered the phone and they got to talking about Hackers.

[@MegaZeta]

Interesting to see all these recent comments about it... at the time this episode went up, they'd just recently done the Best of the Worst with Max Landis, so everyone knew how the guys knew Culkin was watching.

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@MegaZeta dude you are so obsessed about people knowing that you know he was on botw. I've already seen 3 of your comments about it. Maybe they're just jokes, but who would ever make jokes on the internet?

[@MegaZeta]

@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt You're welcome

[@TrailRunnerLife]

I fondly remember watching Death Wish III while eating an entire large pizza when I was 5 yo...the 80s were great, and so was my cool aunt.

[@MovieJunkieOfficial]

Holy shit, I have friends for the next hour and six minutes...please don't leave.

[@cheers2023]

That's how I feel everytime!

[@hecticscone]

@cj dub Scamibia

[@clarence9593]

The entire team involved in invasion: USA have apparently never heard of the war of 1812 cuz we got pretty invaded then

[@aaronwebb1548]

Hey England, be cool about fire safety!

[@andrewthorne3570]

The reason Death Wish 3 was set over just 2 blocks is that it was filmed in London in the mid 80's and there was a lack of Skyscrapers then

[@jrm48220]

"When America faces invasion for the first time in history. . ." Someone failed history class.

[@elloo98]

Shhhh... the war of 1812 never happened, it's just an illusion.

[@quinwuzhre]

I thought he was talking about the slave trade

[@n4rf645]

@@quinwuzhre I thought he was talking about the time the English came over and killed all the Indians.

[@astrosci8864]

Not just Britain either. Technically, the Confederate States of America invaded in 1861 an again during Gettysburg in 1863.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

War for independence doesnt count as an invasion though... neither does a civil war

[@4theYondaime]

God I love Rich's angelic laugh. It's infectious and makes me all gooey inside.

[@petewadesays12]

When Mike and Rich start talking about Star Trek.... Jay and Josh should talk about "Twin Peaks"

[@tzeege]

I don't think Bronson wore a toupee, but Mike constantly bringing it up is funny.

[@JacobHillSBD]

Next year, we need a Wheel of The Worst Christmas Special.

[@JacobHillSBD]

Everything on the wheel is wrapped, so that you can't see what the movies are, but you still have to spin anyway.

[@bk138gt6]

or Hanukkah of the Worst where they watch a terrible movie every night for 8 nights and set it on fire. #VHSmenorah

[@brucelombardo]

Jacob Hill every year.

[@MegaZeta]

_~full-size Christmas tree spins laterally on wheel, knocking everyone over, wheel falls over on top of them~_

[@neal2399]

Mega Zeta ~breaking it yet again~

[@ericjamieson]

26:45 I feel like the writer was a gun nerd and this is his fantasy mary sue sequence where normal people are actually interested in his knowledge of weird, high powered handguns. It's also funny how he dismisses a .44 magnum, which is already overpowered against a human not wearing body armor. "No that's a pistol cartridge. This is a gun designed to kill a charging rhino. That's what we need against the creeps." Not to mention .475 Wildey ammo is like $3 a round, if you can even find it. No wonder he handloads his own ammo.

[@willamahrens538]

The mention of the .44 Magnum was just a big "Fuck You" directed at Clint Eastwood.

[@tubbs2132]

It's Death Wish, everyone who watches it is a grandpa. The scene fits the demographic

[@charlottecorday8494]

​@unnhkp8mza522A new low? You got pulled over for having expired tags on your car, chill TF out.

[@heyeron]

DW3 is full of one liners! Bronson Style! "My friend Wildy's here!" "What's it to you?' "It's my car!" great lines in DW3!

[@thancrus]

i saw Death Wish 3 in the theater when i was 8. I remember really liking it as a small child. It really is a cartoon. I purchased that DVD about 3 years ago and LAUGHED so hard . It takes 80s cheese to a new level

[@lawrencescales9864]

They really just picked everything that scares white suburbanites and made them zombie like goons lol

[@seamusmcboon558]

Did anyone else notice at around 24:05 when you can start to see Jay's breath? Like he's getting so hot thinking about creepy sex stuff that his ice cold demon soul sublimates just a bit?

[@ericwill2133]

It's those little touches that keeps me coming back for more.

[@Waithuhh]

There is some at around the 14 min part too fr Jay. I wonder if its just really cold

[@joelsmith5938]

Holy cow I never noticed that! Those hack frauds should've learned to fix HVAC and not VCRs!

[@heyyoitsmebrian]

is it possible that its some type of proof of a ghost caught on camera?

[@destroybot3000]

@9:20 Jay unwraps this dvd like a pro, unveiling Chuck Norris’ face like that, and then carefully not covering the face as he pulls the wrapper off. I think he missed his calling as a QVC presenter, or as a bimbo from Deal or No Deal.

[@Myhousemy1]

Fun fact: The Christmas Tree was released on video exactly 10 years before 9/11

[@Jlaps941]

It released in September? 😂

[@ToastyBuff]

I've watched this episode NUMEROUS times. Death Wish 3 is a Cannon classic!!

[@PeJota615]

Rich Evan's laugh is the gift that keeps on giving!

[@hude7360]

As someone who grew up in Brookfield, CT, I've always been proud that Death Wish 3 features a gun that used to be made there. This movie is my hometown's 15 minutes of fame lol.

[@Sicktoid]

17:50 "This may not be fatal..." Has to be one of my favorite Best of the Worst moments!

[@matt7872]

Look...I know I'm not the first one to say it...but Christmas or Cannon might be worth revisiting. In fact, it wouldn't have to even be a Christmas episode, I'd just be happy with another Cannon themed episode in general.

[@SirJamesDTech]

I'm proud to say I've seen, and love, each of these amazing Cannon classics...trumped only by the Carolco collection. Pity we didn't get to see the reaction to the hilarity that is Marina Sirtis being pronounced dead from a broken arm.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I have an adult cousin who wanted to be like chuck Norris as a teen. My mom has fond memories of watching him crack himself in the nuts with his nunchucks. He wasn't the most coordinated man.

[@steveharvey2102]

Probably the best trio of films, in one episode. It's a Christmas Miracle ;)

[@skatef0rl1fe]

One of the street punks in Death Wish 3 is played by Alex Winter!

[@Tetragrammaton22]

"Flamarion Ferreira is a graphic and digital artist who is employed by Walt Disney Television Studios Production Company. He has gained notoriety through his efforts as a background artist and storyboard revisionist on many movies and television series." They actually made it in the bizz.

[@moejuggler6033]

This is one of the classic! Rewatched this episode at least 5 times over the years.

[@dmbjunky]

I love you guys for the Earnest Borg-nein joke.

[@habowtat3576]

Honestly, im watching through all these older episodes. and i think im going to take on something im sure all of you have done as die hard fans.. See, im a new fan. Rich evans has lured me in with his witty banter and pop culture laden bromides. And his guile, of course. And because ive fallen so hard so fast, i feel the only thing appropriate is to go on the journey together with these fine folks at RLM I think im going to attempt something they should call... THE CHALLENGE OF THE WORST im going to attempt to watch every movie they pick or spin before each episode. So i can really dive in to the shlock

[@steveharvey2102]

Bronson"s line delivery, " It's my Car." Is my favorite, in the movie.

[@Whipplememartin]

rewatching this knowing now that Macaulay Culkin's been on the show recently. you guys really made it happen

[@MegaZeta]

Macaulay Culkin first appeared on Best of the Worst three weeks before this episode went up.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

I want RLM to review the self-hypnosis tape over Rich's shoulder at 2:48. And "Jugglercise". And "Gang Signs".

[@patrickstivers7387]

All the office scenes in Invasion USA are what you would expect from a thriller/horror movie about an office employee who cracked, has become some kind of emotionless robot, and is now stalking his fellow employees from floor to floor.

[@amohotepv]

*furiously takes notes*

[@menerva4]

This is one of my favorite episodes of Best of the Worst, I have watch this episode a lot, and I've actually seen all three of the movies featured, and the first three Death Wish movies thanks to B.O. T. W. If anyone is interested, The Christmas Tree is available on KZbin. I would love to see "a Cannon Christmas" theme repeated, at some point, because this was awesome.

[@PimpDragon108]

This is now a holiday staple in my home. It's not Christmas until I see these four talking about Cannon movies. It's also not Christmas if I don't see Bronson's murder spree. BOTW is the gift that keeps on giving!

[@alias613]

Death Wish 3 seems to be a mix of Clockwork Orange and Warriors with one-fourth of the creativity. The Christmas Tree seems like an animated, Christmas version of Flowers in the Attic, and Invasion U.S.A. is just a more violent, poorly written Red Dawn. The real plot of that movie is that it is a sequel portraying a secret retaliation for the war-crimes committed in it's prequel, Canadian Bacon.

[@revfettuccine1971]

+Brenden Pumphrey nice meme

[@jbard9892]

It's basically a reverse Bay of Pigs, expect more justified and better organized.

[@SxTxferlife]

Death Wish 3 was my first ever violent action movie i ever saw as a kid, and to this day I ALWAYS quote the hilarious 1 liners and love this movie till this day

[@fistofthesnortstar]

"oh really? tell us about this" Jay made me spill my drink...

[@thomasjacobjr620]

These men are pawns.

[@pdlagasse]

These men are prawns.

[@JoshRoweice]

I want a Very Cannon Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo because Lifeforce is legitimately great.

[@gwgumby]

22:04 - Nick Lowe "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass" -- for those, like me, who wondered what that catchy song was, but had never heard it before. I had to listen about 10 times to understand the lyrics to look it up.

[@hookedonphoenix3112]

This episode is a Christmas tradition for me.

[@bluecarpettiles]

Death wish 3 is a veritable orgy of violence. In the first two there is some restraint in how Bronson killed a few people. In this film he must close to 60-70 people. It is insane.

[@charlottecorday8494]

Insanely awesome!

[@bellakonrad5952]

i'm in love with jay and his christmas pajamas

[@iamNOTaronpurschemorales1966]

I want a "Cruella" type prequel for Ms. Mavilda.