Best of the Worst: Suburban Sasquatch

The group dissects one of their absolute favorite terrible movies, Suburban Sasquatch! The terrifying story of a guy in a shitty gorilla costume ripping rubber arms off terrible actors!

[@Mxlsptlk]

One of the most amazing things about this movie is the director's decision to spend a lot of time and effort 3D modeling a net over the sasquatch only to have it look way worse than an easily obtainable, cheap, prop net.

[@GreenDinoRanger]

And the sasquatch itself under said net also looks like it was put in there post production. When one guy pokes at it with the gun, the whole section of the body kind of morphs inwards

[@etalex7074]

And they throw an actual net over him in the previous shot.

[@williamskay109]

Etalex yeah but it’s like the smallest net ever made, it barely covers Suburban Sasquatch’s head 😂

[@graumail]

@@williamskay109 It has to be that they just didn’t want to shell out the $300 for a big fancy net, when Dave can just cobble it together for free on his break from Foot Locker.

[@barnabascoal3897]

*L0L'Ss*

[@reopuraimu4962]

The "costume designer" saying she had always dreamed of working on "a Dave Wascavage film" makes me think this has got to be a joke.

[@wmwinterbottom]

Reo Puraimu her segment is from a Christopher Guest movie, that line, the shitty costume, completely glazing over Sasquatch’s breasts... I cant

[@janeeyre1990]

@@wmwinterbottom , I bet Rich wishes he was completely glazing over Sasquatch's breasts

[@wmwinterbottom]

“We share a lot of the same sentiments towards Sasquatch”

[@thatonedude9744]

Having seen the first Dave movie, Fungicide, it looks like it’d be a ton of fun to work on a Wascavage production, I get being excited. Especially if they’re local

[@patbren293]

I think he obviously just told her to say that

[@rexmundi3108]

Lets just consider the fact that the director had an actual police cruiser for the movie. Couldn't get uniforms or holsters. But he got a police cruiser,

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Lol

[@madmehr]

@@mattcrosby2310 fuck off.... are you for real?

[@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641]

It's wicked easy to get a police cruiser, just go to a police auction. They sell them dirt cheap when they're done with them, but they remove the paint though. Cop uniforms have to be special ordered through only a couple companies, and you need proof you're affiliated with the police.

[@SecuR0M]

@@mattcrosby2310 "A belt from a surplus store" and "some black Rothco jackets with Milkwaukee police patches" isn't expensive though.

[@SecuR0M]

@@mattcrosby2310 Cool, but no one cares about the stitching on overpriced fashion statements. Any generic black pleather holster, some empty pouches, a cheap belt, and a pair of trousers or jeans with black jacket or raincoat is fine. You can get a good, workable police uniform for like $50 tops at a surplus shop. Maybe another $50 for specific patches and a holster. Throw in random boots and it's fine. No one with a social life will be able to tell the difference on camera, or if they do, they won't care. The funny thing is that since cops are a captive market they're being taken for a ride by everyone from the city council, data storage services for body cams, and their own uniform suppliers. Imagine paying $200 for a $20 shirt. Lol.

[@tenezacarichard502]

i love how in the trivia on IMDB about Surburban Sasquatch, it says its a biopic about Rich Evans

[@richardlilley8587]

Richard Tenezaca that was me. Your welcome

[@Xpwnxage]

I can die a satisfied man now

[@andrewpridmore1803]

@@richardlilley8587 "shocking accurate"

[@yellowteethvillage8671]

@@richardlilley8587 you're my hero

[@XXSaberFaulSoul]

@@richardlilley8587 k

[@rikerslade]

Mike laughs like a proud dad when Jay told that miscarriage joke

[@MacetazzOpina]

loss

[@lv.2073]

6:44

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

@@lv.2073 MVP right here

[@nada-sparrowsstones874]

I'm pretty sure he was thinking of David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology.

[@AnthonySimeone]

The juxtaposition of the entitled suburban woman eating a hot dog and sasquatch eating a person is high art, indeed. Deep stuff, very symbolic.

[@liquidchris5215]

driving their toy chandelier round in their 90s ford suv is a realistic way of showing how opulent the entitled are

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Dare thy say; It broke... _…New Ground..._

[@manlymcstud8588]

@@liquidchris5215 not a toy chandelier, just one you'd find at a garage sale for five bucks.

[@kitpalmer1583]

Very allegorical

[@mat5473]

The angle on the hot dog woman was so vulgar. Why did he have to get right in there so close up on her chomping the dog?

[@ethan.branthoover3460]

I got the sasquatchs roar as my text notifications and it's made my life immensely happier

[@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277]

😂 I need that sound as my ringtone!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Heliosphan15]

What a phenomenal idea!

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Oml that's brilliant 😂

[@DooLittleDoesNothing]

Can't believe y'all forgot to mention arguably the best line of the entire movie where the mom tells the kid "Monsters are not real, like the boogeyman or your father. They're not really there." Like even if that's a line that was supposed to be funny it's made a thousand times funnier by how incompetent everything surrounding it is.

[@jackcouch8322]

Shame, because that’s a legitimately a good joke

[@JoshDosh]

Remember when Sasquatch fought D.B. Cooper at a gay house

[@JohnSmith-tr9us]

So that's why Rich Evans called it "Sack Squatch" instead of Sasquatch, makes sense.

[@GatlingSmash]

Um, ACTUALLY, the dog's death scene is an objection to the domestication of nature. You just don't understand it because you don't appreciate nature.

[@GatlingSmash]

Well, if I had to support my joke argument... I'd say the scene applies the survival of the fittest into a setting in which it's rarely seen in a brutal demonstration of the relentlessness of nature's inhabitants? Hence we witness the pathetic death of a defenseless creature whose ancestor, ironically, is a majestic alpha predator.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

I'd like to know, are you another "fuck nature" right wing person, or are you just commenting on the fact that this movie is mind boglingly horrendous?

[@cozyapustaja8249]

Nature

[@markhaus]

So we must get nature to fight nature, because ... nature

[@RoyalFlush270]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Suburban Sasquatch.

[@callumforbes4369]

I'm a currently raising a nearly 2 month old baby, and the smile the sasquach noises in this give her are almost as wide as the ones she gets when Rich laughs. This video is a great father daughter bonding experience.

[@sentinelmoonfang]

I just watched this movie tonight with some friends, because for some reason we hadn't had enough dumpster fire with the Super Bowl. You guys left out the part that gave us the hardest laughs. We joked the whole time about the grandma character being the director's mom. Not only was that actress the director's mom, but she is also credited with catering. She literally baked Little Dave Wascavage and his friends cookies while they made their little Bigfoot picture. There are, in fact, at least four separate Wascavages in the credits. These Wascavages are a national treasure and I cannot wait to see the next Dave Wascavage feature.

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

Well they dont want to spoil the entire movie

[@JeanMarceaux]

That's honestly kinda sweet and I can't blame them

[@spitefulbirb]

@@JeanMarceaux It goes past pathetic and becomes kinda endearing a bit lol.

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

For real though she's a good mom for supporting her son no matter how bad it was.

[@twilightcitystudios]

A true family run small biz film production.

[@gabrieljones7414]

I love that the dog walked away in embarrassment after the production designer said "I've always wanted to work on a Dave Wackdanivich film."

[@lividsphincter4098]

*westcabbage

[@leeshang6419]

*Miscarriage

[@jorgevillanueva1426]

Maybe it was David Carradine's dog

[@liquidchris5215]

what the fuck, theres more? middle class mothra? affluent aliens?

[@gspendlove]

It's Wascalanski. He got in trouble for propositioning a 13-year-old sasquatch.

[@autumnhippie4104]

I can always tell who edits the episode. Looks like a professional and well put together video? Jay did it. Filled with close ups of reactions and embarrassing loops of people? Definitely Mike.

[@thenightrider2121]

Autumn Hippie Mike likes having fun at other people's expense, especially Rich's. So I totally get his editing.

[@autumnhippie4104]

I agree. His editing is hilarious.

[@fishblades]

It is pretty interesting we can tell who is editing because of their style. I'm glad they take turns. So far Mike has the best edit though. Parole force violators: even. So fucking funny.

[@Modzorz]

"edited by jay bauman" Whoopsiedaisy

[@WatrDragn]

Are the ones with the star-wipes Jack, or am I just hoping they are?

[@graumail]

Dave Wascavage has said the budget for this film was $540, most of it food for the actors. It took a year and a half to make.

[@That2J]

I'm so glad Jack hadnt seen this movie beforehand. He's the everyman character the audience can project themselves onto. And his reactions are priceless.

[@ND-nr6mx]

Jack is adorable with his flamboyant reactions to the movies and especially when he has something he really wants to say to the other guys.

[@crimsondynamo615]

His home alone face he keeps pulling in some of the reaction shots kill me every time

[@IanMHaraldsonDecker]

he seems like a cool dude

[@RakehellOW]

He’s like a human C3P0 but more swishy somehow

[@dead123456789]

"David Miscarriage" I legitimately spit out my food at that XD

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

This film was one of those anyway...

[@fellowdude7295]

The head of Scientology made Suburban Sasquatch.

[@martinsorenson1055]

@@fellowdude7295 Maybe it's about something even WE can't understand!!!

[@DangerMenace]

Why? Was it undercooked?

[@vladmomot5058]

And You haven't eaten since yesterday, too

[@timur7381]

God damn, Space Cop out takes look like Bladerunner cuts next to this.

[@noahdienel2598]

So, still shit? :P

[@CharlesM1992]

Did you just call Bladerunner shit? >:C

[@swiftlymurmurs1825]

Noah Dienel The Blade Runner story may be confusing, convoluted and boring to some, but you must admit the movie is very pretty

[@scooperfield]

New Blade Runner, right? :)

[@thegreywanderer8427]

That's because all the scenes of Space Cop are actually cut out of the Blade Runner 2049. True fact.

[@KidzBopOfficial]

I don't know if I already commented this or just thought I did, but this review made me recommend Surburban Sasquatch for my mom, who loved exactly this kind of movie. She watched it during her last year of life and was so absolutely thrilled by it-- So, thank you guys for introducing me to something that made an awful year just a little bit more enjoyable for her.

[@jarekveles7159]

Director: Dave Wascavage Writer: Dave Wascavage Editor: Dave Wascavage Camera: Dave Wascavage Music composed by: Dave Wascavage Now that's what I call commitment to art.

[@corronchilejano]

RLM: David Miscarriage

[@michaelkemel9711]

Lighting: None

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@michaelkemel9711 nice Neil Breen reference

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Mentally unstable: Yes

[@andhieyusuf7008]

Dave Wascavage: Mr. and Mrs. Wascavage

[@Boonehams]

Pocahonduras.

[@WandererTheLost]

You win top cooment.

[@timy.4818]

She is HOT !!!!

[@XXSaberFaulSoul]

På

[@thunder_claw]

Pocahoontas

[@theguardian8317]

best comment

[@danieldashefsky3214]

The Sasquatch does not approve of gay marriage has to be the best sentence of all time

[@QTPiNintendofan]

The best terrible movies are the ones that had creators who genuinely cared about what they were doing. The most hilarious atrocities--ones like The Room, this film, or Birdemic--are genuine efforts to entertain or spread a message. This movie is a beautiful mess!

[@couriertx]

Yeah definitely. It’s like watching a five year old singing there heart out off key at a recital, it’s both pathetic and rather adorable.

[@bencarlson4300]

Same with Troll 2

[@liquidchris5215]

and people try to do that on purpose and its just boring, like birdemic 2, like they become self aware and try to play along with the joke but it just feels pathetic

[@PALACIO254]

Space cop

[@CylindricalWhistle]

@@liquidchris5215 This is why I didn't watch sharknado or any of that stuff. It's not fun to me when they're doing it deliberately.

[@TheM00ndawg]

One episode they should cut all Rich's dialogue, except for him laughing.

[@homestuck_official]

Are you kidding? And miss gems like the fart bags?

[@Poisonedblade]

The nature undertones are a bit more subtle than Avatar and Princess Mononoke.

[@davidkrocks]

Poisonedblade let’s face it, we only have nature left to make any difference on mankind

[@uselessDM]

But not as subtle as Birdemic. Nothing is though.

[@Poisonedblade]

This movie has so many heart-felt moments, it's hard not to get emotional.

[@franesustic988]

And way more subtle than Nausicaa

[@brianlawson3757]

Yes. So subtle; it's almost as if the natural undercurrents are not there at all. Hmmmn, this film is so incredibly deep in it's narrative that one must watch it several times to truly grasp the full tale that's being told here....now where's my bong?

[@MidlandsMovies]

This may just be the best triple-joke from RLM ever Jay: "Looks like a confessional tape from someone admitting to murders" Jack: "Just off screen is a lamp made from a face" Mike: "...I wanna talk about why I did what I did" * Rich Evans laugh *

[@XXSaberFaulSoul]

Å

[@joecool2721]

C-c-combo

[@KneelB4Bacon]

"I wanna tell you why I did what I did" ಠ_ಠ

[@jeltje50]

@@aaahzpervect5755because mainstream success doesn't come just out of nowhere. You can be the funniest person ever, but if you're not working to a mainstream medium you won't appeal to a mainstream audience.

[@jeffolsen7566]

@@jeltje50 im also glad they Didnt. You have to earn their laughter

[@Pepemarcaacme]

Its "La Pollohontas". Female. Hugs from Mexico, let me get back to my indian chief

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Tell your chief i said hi. And to send money, need moeny NOW!SSETT$

[@TheKML777]

You mean your Indian-Italian Chief?

[@Pepemarcaacme]

@@TheKML777 Hey, c' man. Stap breakin mah balls.

[@ramseydoon8277]

It's either La Pollahontas or El Pollohontas, not La Pollohontas. You hack fraud.

[@Pepemarcaacme]

@@ramseydoon8277 Pollohontas is a proper name, dumbell

[@jonnybaynham1689]

"It's so dense, every single frame has so many things going wrong"

[@lotus-prince]

Five years later, and I still laugh out loud when I hear "we share a lot of the same sentiments on sasquatch."

[@JessFlix]

It's great to see a film who's CGI holds up so well over time.

[@Demigod_3scrub]

JessFlix Its so dense..

[@MadsBoldingMusic]

Indeed! It was terrible then, and now - all these years later - it's still terrible.

[@trumantheodorefruitty596]

*whose

[@kibnob]

​@@MadsBoldingMusicstate of the art CGI eventually looks dumb; this will always be hilarious

[@MadsBoldingMusic]

@@kibnob I hope you're not implying that SS had state of the art anything, because there - my good man - I have to draw a line in the sand

[@ethantrulson3213]

What’s funny about the production designer saying “I’ve always wanted to work on a Dave Wascavage film” is that, at the time of Suburban Sasquatch being filmed, Wascavage only had one other film out.

[@CelestialWoodway]

People wanted to work with Tarantino after Reservoir Dogs also.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

@@CelestialWoodway Dave Wascavage truly is the next Tarantino.

[@JeonardShadby505]

He was probably Dave's former babysitter

[@jesseperry9602]

Yeah...I think that gave away the game a little. Up until then I could buy that this was just the work of a complete incompetent...but you can't get me to believe that line is genuine.

[@cyborgoftheyear]

That's one of the things that makes me think this might have all been a prank pulled on Wascavage.

[@stevenvictoria9568]

I love Jack's horrified expression while everyone around him laughs.

[@Poisonedblade]

Suburban Sasquatch totally got a critical hit with that arm throw!

[@Poisonedblade]

Is that a Seinfeld Junior Mint reference?

[@Ironfistfilms]

Poisonedblade no, its when Georges Dad got Fusilli Jerry stuck up his ass.

[@Poisonedblade]

LOL, I remember that!

[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

He rolled a 20.

[@sir0nion]

He could have killed Lord Soth, but he chose the fisherman instead.

[@Captroop]

34:43 "His shirt is very large." The way Jay says that just cracks me up every time!

[@mogimbo]

Yes.

[@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277]

A *very* large snake

[@joehollingsworth4502]

"Rorororowwr roro--owwwr--" - Suburban Sasquatch, dir. Dave Wascavage, 2004

[@davidlawrence5]

As a physician I can tell you with certainty that when the left handed species of Suburban Sasquatch, or 'Southpaw Squatch' in medical terminology, tosses a human arm directly into the sternum of a living being the victim will perish before hitting the ground. It really fuckin' hurts too.

[@kai-in1xt]

Appeal to authority fallacy. Let's see a source.

[@cyborgoftheyear]

As a medical records clerk with a medical terminology certificate which I received 12 years ago, and haven't studied up on since, I'm not so sure I can agree with your premise. If Wascavage's in-depth research for this film is to be believed, it seems that if a Sasquatch, even the predominantly left-handed "Southpaw Squatch", which you referenced, softly lobs a human forearm directly into a human sternum, the victim of said trauma is immediately plunged into what appears to be a form of medically induced coma, via the magic of nature one might assume (perhaps one could call it a Sasquatch induced coma), in such a manner that they can avoid brain death even while positioned face down and prone in a creek for several hours, with absolutely no need for oxygen, and will regain consciousness several hours later with no side effects. The victim certainly initially presents as exhibiting all of the hallmarks of being deceased, but as we are able to gather in the excellent example which Wascavage provides, this condition is purely temporary in duration in the case of a Sasquatch attack. It honestly might not be a bad idea to return to the old tradition of "safety coffins" in Sasquatch infested areas.

[@ThirdSpectrum]

Whoa, the behind the scenes videos of the Director talking about it is insane. This is next level forms of arrogance and complete detachment from reality. It makes Tommy Wiseau look humble in comparison.

[@benjammin3381]

Hes obviously not being serious.

[@Notepad37]

@@benjammin3381 Definitely is

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

I think it’s all just an elaborate goof. He intended the thing to be all time bad and the directors commentary is a tongue in cheek jab at self important morons like Paul Feig.

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Idk if he was joking you think he’d have more comedic material out there, even just a couple of skits on KZbin or something. Seems to just direct crap movies

[@tHustr4]

You know Jay had been preparing that "Miscarriage" joke for a long time.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . .

[@spcsongparodycentral4612]

Its more like ROAR-OR-OR-OR-OR

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

All thats missing is a record skip at the end to really seal the deal

[@andrewhaywood531]

Your sasquatch is flooded, push in the choke.

[@sean8102]

It's burned into my mind

[@jayreagan5999]

Half the view count on this episode is me watching it 4 times a day cuz this is one of the best episodes

[@LittleJimmy835]

I _refuse_ to believe a movie this bad could be made unintentionally. Christ, it's actually HARDER to do a fake CGI net on the ground then to just use the real one you clearly already had on set in the previous shot! How the hell could you do that by accident?

[@thenightrider2121]

Maybe the director thought the real net didn't look right in that angle. He could have adjusted it but probably it was too late to go back and change it.

[@samtackmier9274]

LittleJimmy835 I wonder if there was a continuity error? Some mix up that they forgot to put the net on the sasquatch in the second shot, so that wascally wascovich took it upon himself to render a creepy crawley net!

[@9ZenMedia]

The way the costume designer talks seems so much like a parody of Hollywood pretentious blabbering it’s got to be a massive prank on the world.

[@thenightrider2121]

The existence of Dangerous Men disagrees.

[@Flaileigh]

The commentary reminded me of the one from Pig Hunt. It was so adamant that I'm not sure if it was a parody or not. (I was impressed with the pig puppet seeing as it wasn't CGI and looked good)

[@capnkaos5676]

Every time Mike laughs my cold, dead heart warms just a bit.

[@jetydosa1]

lol. well put.

[@IanMHaraldsonDecker]

its insane how dispassionate this film is. every scene, every cut, every special effect came from an incredibly passionate man. this is a chris chan type experience

[@roachdoggjr1940]

I feel what you're saying, but Dave is a *functioning* , talentless, weirdo. He has the ability to communicate with humans. Chris Chan is like cringe that came from another galaxy. See also: Chris Chan's list of demands to Sega for their right to use (a character that they don't want) Sonichu (who was blatantly ripped off from their own MASCOT) in a video game series starring Chris himself as Sonichu.

[@roachdoggjr1940]

@Cristo Alba thanks for watching the video. I like that he demanded an extraordinary amount of money, a huge office, a sexy secretary, and *no obligation to come to work* .

[@user-qo6dh2ot4h]

Children of Men doesn't have shit on this movie's car scene

[@speedos]

Mike seems more delighted from this movie than when he gets an opportunity to reference star trek

[@HackTheMovies]

I was in Dave Wascavage's other movie Zombies By Design! One of the first movies I worked on. It was a fun time.

[@girbusthewise7688]

Too bad good times never last, but hey, times are looking up again, eh, Totino?

[@83staceyann]

HACK THE MOVIES I would really love to hear more about your experiences with the wonderful Mr. Wascavage!! Tell us more, pretty please?

[@girbusthewise7688]

stacey murray Tony, this is a perfect chance for you to advertise your channel and Mummy Cop. Make a video about Wescavage, fans for days, and RLM fans are of the highest quality.

[@83staceyann]

Colby Martin Do it, Tony! Your buddy is so right!

[@zanmaru139]

Turns out Troubled Moon Films, the "production company" that created this "film" has a website that looks like it's from the 90s, with "Designed by Dave Wasvage" at the bottom. I'm pretty sure I just paypal'd the man $8 directly for a DVD copy of Suburban Sasquatch. Crossing my fingers it actually arrives. I mean, SOME of the pages on his site say "Copyright 2016"... the ones that don't have it listed as 2009, so maybe he still does business?

[@bearlyhardley]

Jesus this is so hardcore, I’ve never seen a horror movie where people get their limbs torn off multiple times in a row

[@lyubit9841]

I'm impressed that they resisted the urge to zoom in and repeat rich's Hotdog Eating Gesture at 23:53 , but then again Jay edited it so maybe things would be different had Mike been at the pc

[@farmzombie]

I want to see Zaat Vs. Suburban Sasquatch. It would be better than anything Dark Universe comes up with.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Will they be introduced at a cocktail party hosted by Torgo?

[@michaelkemel9711]

In the end they have to team up to fight Rawhead Rex.

[@RepKyle95]

@@michaelkemel9711 Theodore* Rex FTFY

[@MarriottPlayer]

That end credits song is horrifying.

[@JackgarPrime]

I've never been so intimately familiar with a sound effect from a movie I have never, and probably will never, see.

[@barthalamewburt3912]

"It's much too large. His shirt is very large, Jack." 34:36 I just want to bookmark this because I love the way he said it.

[@cherryboys5331]

We already knew Bigfoot didn't support gay marriage when he attacked those shirtless gay jogging boys in the woods a few months ago.

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

Bigfoot: The Gay Slayer Chronicles

[@Kameratyp]

I think it's great to always have someone that has not seen the film before on the spotlight episodes.

[@thekittydeity]

“It doesn’t make sense. Does it, Rich?” Lmfao I spit out my chocolate milk.

[@NoName-xi2kx]

Wow I can’t believe Sarah Schneider is so multi-talented, she’s both a costume design artist and a composer

[@deadNightwatchman]

Schneider means taylor in German. The verb "schneiden" means "to cut". You could say she's got her work cut out for her.

[@lol-qk2fu]

“stop fartin’ around” - fishing guy with a shattered chest cavity (Suburban Sasquatch)

[@DirtyBoySingToGod]

Seeing as Len Kabasinski and Vitaliy Versace have appeared in the KZbin comments ( thank you to you both ) - I would be severely disappoint if Dave Wascavage doesn't show up to take part.

[@skoomajoe6205]

What video did Versace leave a comment on? I can't find it

[@keithrichards8526]

Check out "Hack The Movies" interview with him. The questions are asked.

[@michaelstein7510]

Skooma Joe He commented on their “The Last Vampire on Earth” video.

[@rainmulter7117]

How many Pac-Man shirts do you think Rich Evans owns? I'm betting on 4 at the minimum.

[@gelraldoldo5152]

His Ma buys him one every birthday according to old red letter media lore.

[@scottieman2]

Plus ponchos

[@MegaZeo]

Seven. One for each ghost, one for Pac-Man, one for Ms. Pac-Man, and one shirt with a big group picture of everyone.

[@CougarSmoocher]

Yeah right. Like Rich can afford to buy multiple shirts on those Red Letter Media wages.

[@thomanferos6316]

How embarrassing

[@pepepoopsonthefarright7531]

the growl of the suburban sasquatch joins the great noises of cinematic history

[@sooljim]

I really wanted to work with Rich Evans because I've always wanted to work on a Rich Evans film. We share a lot of the same sentiments when it comes to AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.

[@ZaGorudan]

That sasquatch has a chest no women could deny.

[@McAwesomePants]

19:18 "The first thing that was necessary to be done was to take a 'frame model' look, which is a wireframe model of the moon in the sky." *generates a generic sphere* I laughed so hard the neighbors probably got concerned.

[@BillPeschel]

Gore Vidal once said that the three saddest words in literature was "Joyce Carol Oates." Now I know the eight saddest words in cinematic history is "I've always wanted to work with Dave Wascavage."

[@Duggy123]

I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time, thank you guys another awesome BoTW!

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

Duggy I too enjoyed Breath of the Wild.

[@JohnDoe-tt5qc]

I'm retarded and I had a good full minute where I was wondering what the joke about Breath of the Wild was

[@ss5william100]

John Doe same

[@ulipeterson6112]

me too^^

[@keithrichards8526]

Hack The Movies channel has an interview with Wascavage about Suburban Sasquatch. He seems like a legit cool and funny guy who did his best but also got lazy. Him describing his process of creating the rrrRrrRRRRR effect had me laughing. Mike's guess wasn't that far off, heh. Hack The Movies being Tony, James the AVGN's newer buddy. Turns out he acted in Wascav's first movie.

[@Kravis63]

What really puts this over the top is the “behind the scenes/making of.” Hilarious that they took this film so serious. I actually admire their dedication yet marvel at their delusions.

[@Dr_Narcota]

Check out garth marenghi's darkplace, you can thank me later.

[@gav8558]

Rich Evans laughing at something funny makes it about 100x funnier

[@joecool2721]

I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve seen this episode and I still laugh every time.

[@norwegiankingofnames]

I thought at first they said David Miscavige, and I thought we were going to find out the Scientology guy had inexplicably made this.

[@richardbuckley1232]

I thought that too! Lol

[@Belgand]

What do you think really happened to his wife? She was kidnapped by Sasquatch.

[@TheJokersCorner]

I saw this movie in a video store once. It was conveniently placed next to bottles of bleach. I think I'll go back and get both for a future movie night. Thanks for telling us about this classic! 😁

[@jesuschrist-ge6jw]

why were there bottles of bleach in a video store

[@TheJokersCorner]

Over here where I live, we have deals like Buy one bad B movie and get 2 bottles of bleach free in a "Forget what you just saw" pack. Highly recommended while watching the Star Wars prequels btw! You get 3 movies and 6 bottles of bleach! WHAT A DEAL!!! lol

[@Takkiebos]

It's funny because bleaching your eyes is somehow tied to forgetting what you just saw instead of horribly disfiguring and blinding yourself.

[@hedwigssuite5656]

A highly logical question.

[@leeshang6419]

Marijn Tak I actually immediately assumed that it was for drinking.

[@thalyabarbosa2802]

I keep coming back to this video just to hear Jay say "his shirt is very large, Jack". it's so funny and kinda cute lol

[@cornbredx]

I saw Fungicide the other day. It's another movie by this "director" also on Rifftrax. It's the first movie he made according to IMDB. All the actors in that were in this as well so it's familiar territory. It's also really "good," but the notable element is that it has even more of those amazing digital effects this "director" is known for. Also of note. His IMDB says he's going to be in another movie announced this year which is probably Red Letter Media's fault.

[@johnboyle6318]

Dave Miscarriage: Alright I'm gonna film from over here and you crouch behind the car and just start chucking bones into the air Actor: uh...bones? What? Why would we do that? Dave: Because nature and suburbia and the purpose of humanity

[@ryannightingale6520]

Is Jack getting funnier or am I getting lamer?

[@advveo]

no, he's getting better. i watched an early botw right after watching this one and it's really clear that jack used to be way worse at comedic timing and just coming up with clever things to say in general. props to him

[@PokerPlayerJames]

I've never disliked him as much as other people seem to but he has definitely improved comedically recently.

[@bombtwenty3867]

Lamer. Jack is like an effeminate over gesticulating Michael Stipe

[@DerKeksenator]

Both

[@kyubii972]

Ryan Nightingale Jack is fine people are just cunts

[@Aaronslosek]

Jay's "His shirt is very large,Jack" is just so funny,he sounds genuinely unnerved.

[@NealX]

"Jay, it's a high quality meat in that hot dog." So... juicy Shaq meat?

[@KidFoThaWin]

Let’s review common characteristics of unintentionally funny movie makers: Black muscle shirts Pittsburghian Having a tarp room

[@doofarce]

38:37 If you look closely, you can observe the speed of joke moving across the table

[@aldoesagood4862]

Holy crap, that is super good

[@RepKyle95]

It was like a wave, it was beautiful.

[@ross4814]

Okay it's been 3 years and I just realized, after a rewatch, I didn't understand what Jack said. The cc has something weird like 'new skirt'. So what did he say?

[@quagernag]

@@ross4814 I’m not a native language speaker but I think he says ’he might win an Oozcar’ I believe its callback to where guy in the movie want Poolitzer price.

[@ross4814]

@@quagernag THANK YOU! That totally makes sense now :)

[@ThirdSpectrum]

I've never seen Mike in such utter self disbelief when he starts talking about how bad the Police uniforms are.

[@Quoth_]

23:03 My grandparents literally have 2 of those exact chandeliers hanging up in their living room at this very second, I never knew they were filthy fucking rich.

[@ramseydoon8277]

⚕Love is the Law

[@chrislsommers]

"Pillsbury Newsboy" may be the best Rich line ever.

[@floptimus6633]

MUFFY! MOFFY! MOE FEE! MAW FEE! PAUL FEIG! POFFY? buffy... - Guy from Suburban Sasquatch, 27:00

[@silversoul9683]

MUH FEET

[@tartarianzephyr]

i definately heard Paul Feig!! 🤣 ahaha i feel less crazy

[@SHDW-nf2ki]

I NEED TO POINT OUT THE REUSED WATER DRINKING SOUND EFFECT FROM DUKE NUKEM 3D

[@michaelkemel9711]

You could probably make a better film than this in the Build Engine.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@michaelkemel9711 let's get GamingGargoyle a Build Engine level designer and find out!

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 He didn't-he made the noise himself, but the stock sound from the game is similar.

[@ragalimo8628]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 The movie uses all sorts of classic samples. During the big shootout you can hear Doom pistol sounds, among other things. The crunchy eating sound in one scene really struck me as familiar, but I can't remember where it's from. It's not taken from games, he was just ripping sounds from the same sample CDs, like the famous Series 6000 that's used in lots of video games. Actually, I think the groaning may not be an original recording, it's kinda similar to Quake and Thief zombie sounds.

[@mikevisby8744]

He probably got a collection of royalty-free sound effects, used in many video games and low budget films. Like the wilhelm scream that you hear in many films.

[@dylandavies8371]

Rich's line about "every scene in this is a full-course fucking meal" may be the best Best of the Worst moment for me

[@spudastic]

4:40 Jack becomes the famous painting: The Scream

[@subj3ctt0chang3]

Suburban Sasquatch? Sounds like the time I saw my Italian friend's dad in their above ground pool.

[@Rafe758]

B U C K O

[@ohlawd6763]

SUBJECT TO CHANGE BADDA BING!

[@deadpanman1649]

God, I fucking love that profile picture! Where did you get it?

[@IKnowAlotOfSongs]

Badda Bing

[@HellecticMojo]

The saddest thing about this video is that I probably still can't make a better film than that guy because I know nothing about actual practical film making. Here's to an Ooscur

[@ovisatma]

That movie's got to be a prank. No way, from the director and costume designer commentary track, is that movie something serious. Unless they are completely out of touch with reality.

[@benjammin3381]

Ofc the director is talking shit for fun.

[@gustafsone]

I thought that *maybe* the director was for real, but after they showed the bit with the costume designer, I now question all of it, too. There's just no way that's for real. Either way, the fact we are even talking about it means he is a genius.

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Never underestimate crazy.

[@Notepad37]

@@benjammin3381 nope

[@donniegarbonzo3482]

Again Jay, your editing is a blessing.

[@DQBlizzard_]

Jay was on fire with the quips

[@PangolinMontanari]

5:33 Oh my god. I think this isn't supposed to be that the gunmen are charging bigfoot, it's the other way around. But they couldn't have Bigfoot running because he's standing on a box.

[@NateTheScot]

Yep, this is him "charging them" but it's as you say. I was so horribly confused the first time I saw it but eventually worked out this was his "super genius camera trick" for when your monster spends most of the movie standing on boxes. You even get to see the box in a bunch of shots lmao.

[@ogolthorp]

They also didn’t want the Sasquatch dong flopping around too much.

[@roberthorton8978]

You missed a chance; Director/Janitor David Sasquavatch.

[@jonfalciani2411]

Pennsylvania... home to Len Kabasinski, Black Ninja (Clayton Prince), and now Dave Wascavage. Leads me to wonder... what other genius is hidden in the great land of Punxsutawney?

[@4321IronMaiden]

The directors of “Feeders” from some episode of Plinketto

[@choreomaniac]

Lots of forest for “filmmakers” to set slashers killing people or alien invasions or monsters.

[@princejellyfish3945]

@@choreomaniac Fr tho, i live in PA and yeah there's so many great forests to shoot day for night in!

[@apophis2129]

George Romero and Tom Savini for a start

[@jakekeys88music]

This is so cool! I know the actor at 3:43. David Sitbon was in a web series which featured a song I wrote. I also composed a really simple theme used in the next episode. Thankful for IMDB to help me verify it was him.

[@ethanfetterly7850]

I liked the "Chapter" format for these spotlight episodes, it adds some fun structure to it, I'd like to see it again

[@raccoon874]

*IMDB 'Trivia' comment: "This film is a 100% authentic biopic of Rich Evans.".*

[@AlejandroDiazadiaz201]

La Pollahontas

[@DonYurik]

Alejandro Diaz les dije lo mismo

[@bonanxa23]

Lol no hay polla es gallina y el pollo es correcto

[@davidbrrs]

Polla puede significar otra cosa ;)

[@crackster234]

Technically, you wouldn't need "la" because Pollahontas is her name.

[@asisin2]

Cockahontas :)

[@blacktinibis7250]

I am now rewatching this for the 20th fucking time and I *still* said, out loud, "YES! SUBURBAN SASQUATCH!" and clicked the button instead of waiting for autoplay. I love this program, I love this channel, and I love this crew. If I wasn't literally homeless, I'd pay them money.

[@CumCannon420]

I've always wanted to work on a Dave Wascavage film

[@gingerncoco1269]

I’m a lesbian and I can confirm we do wear awful jean shorts.

[@whodaskank]

lol :D

[@spankminister]

You gotta rep your brand, I respect that

[@NealX]

I'm a jean short and I can confirm I do wear awful lesbians.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

So... my dad's a lesbian?

[@mountainhun]

Lesbian fashion is the worst, but at the same time so irresistible. :P I can't pass by a plaid shirt in a store without a longing glance. XD