Best of Zach 2023 (Oney Plays Compilation)

[@delwenn544]

I'm so excited to loop this endlessly for the next month

[@necromech_]

painful truth

[@WonkiWeaboo]

Literally what I do with all these videos

[@ozmond]

Same

[@FirewoodGingerAle]

Bro same, I fall I asleep to these vids and have them on when I'm eating and stuff

[@RoachCatJr]

no joke, complete seriousness, sometimes i think oneyplays affected my attention span & autistic tendencies from how much i replay & listen to them. idk why tf their content is so replayable (im not actually autistic as far as ik, but wouldnt be surprised)

[@Cam-pg7yz]

YOU NEED TO BE NICE TO ME, RIGHT NOW!!!

[@Kids_Scissors]

HEY I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO MEAN

[@slingshotnerd]

@@Kids_Scissors*Tomar smites Zach*

[@riverallen3406]

@@slingshotnerd *tomar passionately kisses zachs soft lips*

[@jodiegrodie]

Chris rstarts furiously jelqing while witnessing the passionate embrace ​@@riverallen3406

[@Freyii]

Forespoken is the most unhinged series they have ever done. Zach cannot control his laughter at all. I was so happy when they started doing more episodes.

[@FreakDaMIghet]

WE KNOW THE F**KING PLOT!!!!

[@MrKn0ts]

​​@@FreakDaMIghet "She's stealing from the big Walmart in the sky, Chris!"

[@danestambaugh255]

"... cut that out"

[@danestambaugh255]

What did Chris say is what i wanna know

[@GloryOfBarbelo]

​@@MrKn0ts9

[@taiiart_27]

not sure if anyone here has brought it up but the trump impression zach does at around 1:50:44 might be one of the funniest moments on the channel. the pause before everyone realizes what "horrible island" zach is referring to. its gold.

[@slingshotnerd]

JASHua Tomar!

[@suckersupreme4380]

I was looking for this comment 💀

[@e7193]

bro really thought he was the only one who noticed

[@tristandaries1129]

Zach’s ability to say the weirdest shit known to man without breaking or even changing his voice is legendary

[@jackalexande]

"Jpeg of Jesus" is one of my favorite Zach-isms

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Just babble endlessly to anyone who will listen, it gets easy

[@GreyMatterPlatter]

Don't be such a SNEAKERHEAD

[@xarildri1302]

tomar’s belly do excrete sometimes

[@jeppefreisleben1270]

@@lindboknifeandtoolikk

[@329link]

41:30 I know the compilation is about zach, but that right there happens to also be one of lyle's best moments. That reaction of genuine surprise where he was literally speechless was pure gold.

[@MrKn0ts]

They all absolutely nailed the forspoken series. Lyle reacting like a manga character at guessing forspoken dialogue will never not be funny 😂

[@Prick_of_the_Century]

Lyle is awesome and i do not understand the hate. Maybe early on when he'd riff and it would fall flat at times. But he was part of the CROC LINEUP. HE WAS THERE FOR HERCULAD

[@jahlian9669]

​@@Prick_of_the_Centuryhe helped gaslight zach for the herculad bit lmao

[@Prick_of_the_Century]

@@jahlian9669 Lyle is what they call a straight guy comedian or something

[@AndresHernandez2]

​@Prick_of_the_Century I've litterally never seen hate for Lyle or Tomey

[@George_vv]

I knew the ugly truth about Zach being a test tube experiment but I didn't know Chris had the money to make 2023 of them...

[@ALTVRA]

No dude, you misunderstand, this is the 2023rd year in a row that Zach has won the 'best of' award and made it into an epic sauce compilation like this one

[@sebastianstratan1558]

Chris just borrows Lyles formaldehyde tank to regenerate zach back to peak performance.

[@kiddynamite1991]

He was literally a petrie dish with eyeballs

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

Its like the securitrons under fort hill in new vegas, they’re all on stand by for chris to start them up and take over nevada

[@RoachCatJr]

yeat 2093

[@racepoole_]

Every Chris and Zach hypothetical for Tomar: "Tomar, what if you were this terrible amalgamation of flesh and bone? How would you feel?"

[@itsslyrite]

And his response is usually like "uhh... That would be terrible, I guess"

[@upyoursdotcom]

"I'd be very upset"

[@Ghost3210]

Aren't we all amalgamations of different kinds of tissues... I'm pretty sure that's how you would describe an organism.

[@upyoursdotcom]

@@Ghost3210 No, it's not.

[@ctons]

​@@Ghost3210i would describe myself as a human guy actually

[@revo_lucien]

The "Neon" riff in the beginning is so random and hilarious 😂

[@alpharoo2581]

I feel personally targeted in a positive way by that

[@jjayala5512]

It comes and goes...

[@ShinoAburame37]

@@jjayala5512 And comes and goes

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

It’s neon man

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

i have a friend who plays it constantly so it freaked me out a bit hearing it randomly

[@andrewarnold9818]

There's something so funny about 39:34 when Chris says a certain funny word and Zach just flatly says "bleep that out"

[@GoyBenius_0901]

That was Tomar

[@mints4997]

Zacmar

[@Shlumbus69]

Tomar said that like a disappointed parent

[@RoachCatJr]

theres something so funny about the funny part

[@puddinpie9387]

Who tf said that

[@campaigner8549]

2:44 the "what the fuck" was so real from zach

[@krispingle]

To be fair that sounded like a whole different person I was confused as fuck 😂

[@AndresHernandez2]

​@@krispingleThat "UMMM" followed by "what the fuck" is one of my fav moments

[@slingshotnerd]

1:43:08 If anyone is looking for the Doc Brown creating sonichu bit

[@Berriesofafeather1122]

Lmao my fav bit

[@WanderingChin]

'Crispin Glover dancing like Pennywise' is probably the most unhinged thing Chris has ever said.

[@WonkiWeaboo]

@@WanderingChinthat had me crying laughing

[@PattyBoii43]

He sounds just like him I cannot get enough of this clip bro 😂

[@Rabbit_TMB]

THIS VIDEO WILL NOT STOP AUTO PLAYING AFTER EVERY VIDEO I WATCH.

[@yurgenization]

Same is Zach bought and paid for??

[@puririiin]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 😭😭 if i go to sleep to a video, this will ALWAYS be playing once i wake up

[@MusicalBusinessMartin]

@@puririiinsame keeps happening,

[@coyobo4166]

Me too lol

[@bluemcneil5883]

*A wrinkled ape finger on the monkey's paw retracts* 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@samhall7385]

Shes stealing in heaven now She's stealing from the big Walmart in the sky. Lmfao iconic

[@mikeg4691]

36:40 How Chris met Zach

[@bobjones9063]

1:25:43 this is the funniest bit, when chris is screaming in agony with a filter over him, supposedly getting sucked into an alien ship

[@megaultradamn]

An alien relationship

[@SaltyNut2001]

Hearing Cory stutter out “Micheal Manson” and Zach immediately go “who the FUCK is Micheal Manson!” makes me so happy.

[@pyrotechnick420]

2:05:30 "Put-put his schizo babble and just leave it there for the rest of the episode." -Cory "...Are you mad?" -Charles Manson

[@slingshotnerd]

T-posing Michael Manson

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@slingshotnerdCory....who THE FUCK is Michael Manson? -Zach

[@slingshotnerd]

@@pyrotechnick420it’s his brother Mark Manson!

[@WanderingChin]

Purple Manson

[@e7193]

@@slingshotnerdit’s like you guys are redditors quoting a song

[@PerkinsVR]

why is zach able to do a perfect impression of any politician without actually sounding like them

[@AutismoTheGrand]

He gets their mannerisms right

[@sillyman357]

​@@AutismoTheGrandi love your profile picture

[@AutismoTheGrand]

@@sillyman357 ty

[@frankmagdalena6922]

HELLO GANGNAM, IM GONNA DO YOUR STYYYLLEEE IM GONNA DO- I LIKE- THERE WAS A GUY CALLED GANGNAM AND HE HAD A STYLE, that’s okay.

[@Berriesofafeather1122]

18:44

[@HardcoreHeely]

2:46 that is the most genuine “what the fuck” I’ve heard in my life

[@shin0mega]

3:25:26 is another heartfelt “wtf”

[@robbieboydudeguy]

I don’t think we’ll ever hear Zach as actually baffled/disgusted as he was right there despite him having made way worse noises

[@toxicbro24242]

37:24 Rare audio of the Great Zomar, the begotten child of Zach and Tomar.

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

Its crazy how if you drop it by, like, half an octave, it could easily be either Tomar doing a Zach impression or Zach doing a Tomar impression.

[@xcel8727]

50:35 Zach screaming and smashing his $40,000 gaming chairs gives me life.

[@AndresHernandez2]

He has to stop doing that to his diamond plated gaming chair

[@knatspray]

⁠@@AndresHernandez2He stole the diamond armor recipe from Minecraft and synthesized a form of diamond malleable enough to plate steel

[@JaycodaJr]

1:10:46 This is one of the greatest extended improv bits I have ever heard.

[@worm-king]

"You would think the sheep would be in the big city but I guess not in this case." is an underrated Zach quote that I think about a lot.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

“Oh they exist, they’re just putting eyeballs on French fries at McDonald’s now…” in reference to Rare is the funniest shit.

[@cheeseguru1017]

19:20 I ATE A BIG PILE OF BLACK SPIDERS AND BUGS I LIFTED UP A ROCK AND FOUND BEETLES AND PUT THEM INTO MY MOUTH INSTANTLY

[@yikeyikeyike]

1:01:08 if cory said "pewter and pestle" everyone would be on his ass yet chris can get away with it. Can't have shit in Missouri

[@slingshotnerd]

Hey corey knuckles here

[@saturniidspectre]

​@@slingshotnerdHELLO CORY EGGMAN HEEEERE!!

[@saturniidspectre]

Chris must be becoming a water person

[@ohheyitsguy]

To be fair, Chris makes a Coryism as often as Cory says something normal/true

[@slingshotnerd]

@@saturniidspectre I AM ROBO TRON 3 MILLION!!

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

Their ai image videos are so goddamn funny for some reason. The stories they make up for them and the voices they can do and just the way they describe things makes it so entertaining

[@stevensmith1031]

Hello GAAANGNAM

[@ahlikx6295]

HEEELP! I tripped and this happened!

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

have you seen the Little Trump animation

[@bibblyboing]

WHOEVER CATCHES MY GLOB GETS TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

Since everyone is putting their favorite quote I’ll put mine “That’s just a nice picture…. Wait what is that behind him? THATS A WITCH!!!”

[@Ma3ckes]

Mr President... a second flipping dragon hit the towers.

[@slingshotnerd]

We gotta blame those AyRabs

[@I_love_dr_stone]

the same dragon circled around!

[@SenorGooch]

Holy fuck, this is a godsend. I ran out of compilations to fall asleep to every night. I’ve been cycling through the same 12 hours of content for the last year and a half

[@ScumSookar]

Well now you have 15 hours to cycle through. I'm proud of you, son.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Cum town

[@undeadbrian8403]

I just had a dream while listening to this that Chris and Zach were doing a let's play of an iron giant game with call me Carson and they were just pretending he wasnt there

[@undeadbrian8403]

@Phalinx0rz sure I guess

[@m4dypng]

“WE KNOW THE FUCKING PLOOOTT”

[@PhantoRoyce]

2:23:47 i was smoking and this made it all come out of my nose. I’m in incredible pain

[@owenwalsh1432]

That michael jackson bit during robocop is genuinely one of the funniest fucking things ever recorded

[@coastwolves]

i unironically literally went homeless in 2023 but i am glad i made it to see Best of Zach 2023

[@Zoe-rr8wj]

in 2024 you gotta be homeful (opposite of homeless) ironically

[@bigbrothertw]

CRINGE

[@sketchylurker]

Homeless? Just buy a house

[@markfuckerturd5165]

Hope youre doing better friend

[@spaman7716]

I was homeless for a while last year, these guys really helped me through some hard times. I'll never forget walking for 6 or 7 miles without water watching them play modded Teardown.

[@Urukhistorian]

that intro did NOT have to go that hard

[@CravensBen]

Neon by John Mayer - live acoustic version does indeed go that hard

[@clotslurp]

@@CravensBenthank you for the title

[@ForestWizardLookingForPotion]

​@@CravensBenthis ain't live or acoustic

[@CravensBen]

@@ForestWizardLookingForPotion I was just clarifying what the song played in the intro was.

[@grapesoder1301]

Making tomar out of clay is so zachpilled

[@DerekHG]

The yearly banger comes once again. Thank you!

[@iamgubbler95]

1:16:42 I like how you can tell Zach was going to say Gollum regardless of who they chose

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

1:43:06 my sides hurt, I'm actually dying in tears right now send help

[@serpicopiu3591]

I'm on Amoxicillin right now and I'm trying so hard not to shit myself laughing at this comp

[@eatupyoveggies]

I’m on 12 Benadryl right now and I’m trying so hard not to shit myself and die

[@Coffeishellagudfam]

I’m on Prozac rn and I’m on the toilet while writing this comment

[@souljaboy.6668]

I'm on 60 mg Percocet and im

[@TheAndrewj96]

@@eatupyoveggiesSounds like Dracula Flow.

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

take some pro-biotics.

[@lolbotomy]

THANK YOU! I've watched Best of Zach 2022 so many times while falling asleep, I've almost got it memorized at this point. Can't wait to listen to this like 300 times over the course of the year.

[@escade069]

this was the first time i genuinely laughed in weeks, thanks for the comp

[@bibser295]

Thanks for watching!

[@NathanTheCuber]

41:57 zachs amazing sobbing laugh

[@bingbingbongbung]

I was having a bad day having low confidence low T and low bloodsugar but after hearing all the nice and cool things Zach called me personally in the intro I feel like good and stuff, you know what I mean?

[@alexpope4642]

yes.

[@GoblinMode3004]

Hell yeah, brother.

[@Jerasunder]

imagine being the rare person that doesn't understand their humor and thinks everything they're talking about is real

[@SneedFeeder]

Israel?

[@Jerasunder]

@@SneedFeeder sorry to push it in your face all the time

[@e7193]

@@SneedFeedertomar ?

[@UnchargedBattery978]

i love the whole “would you eat a mouse to get into heaven” bit cause like god: will you eat this mouse to get into heaven tomar: no god: BRO, it’s JUST a mouse, you wouldn’t eat it? If not, you’re going to hell. tomar: fine, i’ll eat the mouse god: haha what an idiot, why would you do that? you’re going to hell now zach is a cruel and ruthless god

[@Wishbone9]

The fact that when making malink they never thought to call him linkario is crazy

[@saturniidspectre]

The lightbringer of Hyrule and also the Mushroom Kingdom?

[@qcard76]

2:28:21 that was such an arbitrary edit to make but I was caught so off guard by how funny it was

[@spacedootboy]

I love that everybody knows Zach said Jack Black in the initial body farm hypothetical lmao

[@megaultradamn]

No they said Zach attack

[@darkursrike3161]

50:32 this Is the angriest I've heard Zach

[@SaLaDmAn.]

9:06 is genuine gold

[@JeldDell]

2:50 that was such a genuine “What the fuck?” From Zach lmao

[@ktp01]

Love how zach uses jack and daxter as an example of flailing a creature around when they all literally played whiplash

[@haramsaddam238]

55:18 what the goblins in my walls sound like

[@misterpoopnose6547]

“Wakanda vision” I’m done AF 😭

[@VonDiesel3768]

This must be all of Zach’s footage from 2023

[@DonJuan021599]

I know everyone loves Zach’s goblin-esque screeches and quips, and I definitely do, also. But what I love the MOST is how Zach will moan with little to no provocation with absolute passion

[@RoachCatJr]

2:14:29 Cory freaking out bc he wasn't paying attention is so funny to me

[@Xylophytae]

DOINK this compilation is bibstastic!!

[@herrsvartvinter1578]

”WE KNOW THE FUCKING PLOT” is incredibly real, like i don’t think i’ve heard zach scream without it being part of a gag

[@liquidladdy]

Did my singular dino stomp in cheer when I saw the thumbnail.

[@bibser295]

Any Dino activity gets a thumbs up from me dude

[@Stacko1515]

That Michael Jackson bit genuinely had me in tears

[@SaLaDmAn.]

Plheeheease dont tell no one i blenched myself

[@VelvetAura]

"That woman screamed like a demon and went super saiyan"

[@tbuffalosoldier7177]

For anyone that wants to know the song at the beginning is Neon by John Mayer, the version being played is called “Neon (Guitar Instrumental) by Simon Martin Perkins

[@MultiWolfLink]

I GENUINELY think that this guy has some kind of inner problems but I'm glad he openly talks about it

[@squoogles]

what

[@alfiegordon9013]

​@@squooglesI think they GENUINELY think that this guy has some kind of inner problems but they're glad he openly talks about it

[@kurtomcburto]

The lights are on but nobody's home

[@HOTD108_]

​@@kurtomcburto"Where am I?"

[@Will-jd6vb]

It's interesting how Zach's impression of little Trump sounds exactly like Trump and Trumpet Guy mixed

[@itsumayo]

Little known fact, we don’t know how Zach got here. Even Chris doesn’t know. The best leading theory is that he’s a vengeful spirit who latched onto Chris

[@thatfunkadeus]

Their robocop playthrough is the second best film of all time behind actual robocop

[@Psilo-gn1sx]

I was literally eating my last delicious cookie during that turd maggot joke

[@ScumSookar]

"Needless to say, it really enhanced the flavor of the cookie."

[@newusernamehere4772]

Cunkie

[@mesotolioma5089]

Can I wash down the cookie with turd maggots?

[@TheMr31770]

MOM MOM, GET IN HERE, THE NEW ZACH COMP JUST DROPPED

[@brightlights_]

MmmmmOOOOOOOOOOMMMYYYYyyyyyyyyy

[@JaBBerSmack]

1:23:06 was my favorite moment from their forspoken videos.

[@peteralfredhess]

The Robocop sessions were especially fruitful. I haven’t had to fight back laughter in the middle of a work day as hard as when I had that as background listening

[@RoachCatJr]

fighting back laughter bc in public makes it so much funnier

[@itsjimmym8]

For some reason the one part that sticks in my head is the "never surrender, never give up" at 2:41. I think about it at least 3 times daily

[@Cab00se90]

Happy New Year Bibser! Your edits got me through a lot in the last so I’m looking forward to sticking this on when I’m feeling down and having a laugh. Thanks for your hardwork!

[@MrMrNevets]

AMC’s Housing Cows was a brilliant series. The writing was genius

[@dontcallthedoctor]

Zach's legit the gift that keeps on giving, not even a minute in and I've got tears in my eyes from "IMMA BLEACH MY PENIS"

[@Creekmore]

He was just feelin’ a little bit klookly 2:43:04

[@johncitizen306]

*blinch

[@ZanderTheManDuh]

15:50 this has got to be my favourite fucking bit ever, it just keeps getting better nd better. tomars belly do excrete.

[@ShadyRapture]

“Tomar’s belly do excrete? Did I hear you right? Did I hear you correctly?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cali4niaAesthetic]

THANK U, I couldn't remember wat episode that joke was in, literally the most outrageous thing he's ever said MY SIDES HURT XDDD

[@BuffNesquikBunny]

Bro I was just watching the Best of Zach 2022 comp cuz I’ve rewatched every one of ur comps and u bless us with this ❤

[@bibser295]

Thanks for watching! You've got positive karma and chakras coming your way for sure

[@Roachdogjr6671]

I hope you get lots of reddit karma

[@paulrevere1183]

Chris at 39:50 saying "these writers should go on strike to get paid better" made me audibly burst out laughing, I can't believe I never caught that joke until now. Perfect joke lol.

[@Bjonna87]

54:39 remember how Zach tried to make sneakerhead a new slur?😂

[@SeniorZileppe]

your intro is gonna be a fever dream to me in like 8 years

[@dancohen7745]

This is so positive. Positive as hell, actually.

[@bibser295]

We're all about being positive and positivity

[@canislupus3655]

HIV positive, maybe

[@UnchargedBattery978]

it speaks MAGNITUDES that the forspoken part is over an hour and the other sections aren’t even half that time

[@zzzzzzz88]

H YES. Another compilation I can listen to while falling asleep, thank you so much, bibser.

[@bibser295]

Sleep well and dream of Tomba 2 speed runs brothaa

[@zzzzzzz88]

@@bibser295 Hopefully my sleep paralysis demon takes the form of Zach pointing his long green witch fanger right at my face!

[@Plushgarage]

Leave it to Zach to make the most bizarre, unanswerable hypothetical imaginable.

[@livein101112]

Uncle Ben Being Partially Decapitated is my favorite anime.

[@larch2329]

Thanks dude *said in a very cool and not awkward way haha lol*

[@TEEFnGOBBO]

A FRESH SLEEP AID VIDEO LESSGO

[@THECOSMONAUT100]

If there's two people I didn't associate with each other, it's Zach Hadel and John Mayer but I welcome it anyway.

[@Liquid_Mike]

HELLO GANGAM I'M GONNA DO YOUR STYLE

[@soapyrainmaker5367]

The "eating mouse heaven" hypothetical is so similar to the planet one from the most recent Smiling Friends

[@petterblakk]

KZbin: "he has watched this 4 times, I bet he would watch it again"

[@jaythehuman2552]

What clip is thr one where Zach's saying "tomar please understand, i am a high functioning autistic male." It kills me every time i hear that bit. 17:12 I found it.

[@goofysillymood]

Oh goodness just in time for my patent pending post shift snooze! Thanks bibser :3c

[@bibser295]

Thanks for watching!

[@FrostGiant907]

58:53 the unrealized potential of hawk tuah

[@stinkyoldguy2505]

Dammit I thought I struck gold

[@PstrywBerryVids]

The curry bit had me laughing so hard i felt like i'd been shot or something

[@roxas7418]

21:28 Zach saying Wobama under his breathe is my favorite thing in the world

[@skivvy3565]

I’ll watch anything with Zach. Also. Nice touch on the Sonichu thumbnail