Best Scrubs Joke

[@NickMiz93]

Correction: the best Scrubs joke ever is when Elliott said that her license made her look like Gary Busey and then Gary Busey was behind her and said, "They say the same thing about me"

[@tremkl]

NickMiz93 No, the best part of that scene was when Gary Busey then leaves the room and as he passes in front of Turk, Turk says "See ya, Elliott."

[@nomecognome8737]

y'all wrong, that's the greatest Scrubs joke ever kzbin.info/www/bejne/hICpd5tvrKZjd5o

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

To a 5 year old; "That shirt is gay" Walks away with huge smile.

[@siraan5642]

Interesting thing is that joke probably flew right over my head due to my lack of knowing who celebrities are. XD

[@dannyfoster9420]

"Even though I never got a chance to enter...'The Village' "

[@G92G]

The best part of this scene is actually "my brother was killed by a funky cold medina", what a line

[@AEMoreira81]

Investigation of the death will be carried out by Officer Jake Peralta.

[@GoodDeedsEveryday]

Turk's laugh was the funniest!

[@godoflemmings17]

It's Elliot's face at 1:22 that gets me... makes you wonder if Zach was the only one who knew the story before they filmed the scene to get genuine reactions.

[@dragonitedla44]

This totally reminds me when I read that the creator of the show said that the script for the actor of the Janitor sometimes have "Whatever Neil thinks of." because Neil(Janitor) constantly improvise for scenes (including the "I'm watching you" in the first episode.)

[@Seriona1]

+Agent Lemmings The writter said the actors were completely allowed to improve whenever they wanted.

[@NiVi192]

God of Lemmings Dude, she was trying to hold a laugh because Zach was killing this scene! Aside from that, you realize over the week of shooting for one episode there's a reading of every scene, numerous rehearsals and about eight to twelve attempts for each scene. It's possible that this was round ten or something. So unless the whole thing wasn't completely improvised of course Sarah knew what punchline was coming!

[@RexBanner_]

@@BewleyUK9 ironic. trying to sound smart is what you tried to do.

[@TheAwesomeGear]

"My brother was killed by a funky cold medina." HAHA :)

[@mikehilbert9349]

😳😬😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emperorchuckd]

Being a Scrubs enthusiast, I go back and watch this specific episode for this specific exchange. it's honestly one of the best worded way to explain what happened on network tv. I give mega props to whoever wrote it.

[@jerodast]

I never considered how much they were FORCED to dance around this, good point! Here I'd been thinking they wrote it this way because it was both an excellent metaphor, and hilarious :)

[@Mikozee]

Friends: "I'm sorry to hear that JD" Best friends: 1:38

[@bellerain381]

So completely accurate!!!

[@RexBanner_]

1:38 It's Carla's wheezing laugh for me 😂😍

[@gezenews]

For me it's Elliot laughing so hard at what will now be a step child she has to help raise for the rest of her life.

[@PurushaDesa]

A masterclass in how to get a pivotal story point across without being hammered by the network.

[@jcb278rs]

Dr. Cox: Either he has a lightbulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea. That was the best...

[@NovusIgnis]

This really is the best joke in the whole show. It's just priceless in its delivery, and the reaction of carla, turk, and Elliot was so realistic. That's exactly how real people would react.

[@Wildkrisberger]

I used this as part of a presentation in nursing school and I got a 100%.

[@eev14]

"Here's the kicker.." oh god I love that line..

[@GingerLocks1212]

If you don't love Turk's laugh at 1:11, your wrong

[@liefwerk]

No you're wrong !

[@GingerLocks1212]

HowFuckPanda Beg your pardon?

[@Kuebel350]

Cheye Davis You're wrong because you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your".

[@GingerLocks1212]

Really? That's such a big deal that you just had to comment on a typo I made over a year ago?

[@Kuebel350]

Cheye Davis I was just thinking of one possible reason for HowFuckPanda telling you were wrong.

[@bretterry8356]

My favorite is when Elliot is going around flashing patients, and the random old guy tells her he's got a bad case of the "gottaseeums." JD says, "yes, it may be a little hard to live down..." and Elliot says, "I'm waiting for the but," and JD says, "So's everyone else around here." 😂

[@parruloamoedo]

"there was an air strike on one of the outline regions" lmfao

[@EM-hr3sg]

Outlying

[@FrostPegasus]

I love how they're trying really hard to hold their laughter and then finally burts out. Made the scene so epic.

[@me29903]

Best joke joes to Ted with his revolver and smiley face

[@tharcisseofficial]

Imagine not even breaking into those walls and still getting an 18 year sentence.

[@witchyraptor]

You kind of have to watch the full episode to get it completely

[@Mystrohan]

Carla’s laugh sounds like a kettle boiling.

[@Hilariumosis]

Elliot´s face when he used "village" was like "That´s what you decided to go with dude?" xD

[@hootypatootie]

My fave Scrubs jokes (well, one of them) is when Turk and Carla sit down with JD and ask if they can ask him something. He goes into this whole thing in his head about "would I have a threesome with them? I mean I like them and I don't think they'd tell anyone..." Something like that. Cracked me up!

[@88omair]

1:11 AAAAAAAHAHAHA ooh

[@BaraBara8675309]

I love how Carla knows how to make Turk stop laughing! lol

[@TheJesselopez1981]

He even thanks her for it.

[@UKSpike]

I think the best joke in scrubs is where todd chases an invisible ball and brings back a real one. I just love that scene :)

[@NotoriousTv1]

the expressions on their faces just before he says "heres the kicker" is what makes this EPIC!! LOL

[@jordans762]

sticks and stones may hurt my bones.....but words hurt forever

[@Gizmo524]

Turk's reaction after the airstrike line always gets me.

[@Beldinoob]

scrubs. Best tv show ever. Even if everything in life is going to shit, those guyz always cheer you up!

[@ZDoggMD]

Unreal!

[@kmcgullam91]

As funny as this is to watch Carla's, Turk's, and Elliot's reaction to JD's unfortunate mishap, you can tell 1:39 that JD was really hoping his friends would be there for him, and it's a bit upsetting to watch this small moment of weakness in the group's friendship. That's what made Scrubs such a great show though, because they all rebounded from it... There will never be a core group as tightly woven as those characters, and it's sad to see Scrubs gone.

[@csesmftw]

"Ouuuuuuwhhhhhh, she like-a de durty tawk?"

[@allpossibleworlds]

@Riku239 I'm with you on this. To me, the first 4 seasons are the best and I'm just watching the other seasons to find out what happens to the characters and for some of the more touching episodes. The only joke that gave me a full belly laugh after season 4 was the public service announcement about smothering kids. That just killed me for whatever reason.

[@Raktoner]

I dunno about you guys but if my friend told me this in real life, I wouldn't be laughing. But seeing it on scrubs...hilarious.

[@rgar2913]

Scrubs has to many great moments for there to be the best or funniest moments..though this was great..

[@nintendude7cubed]

Turk's laugh at 1:10 is so freaking hilarious!!! he has the best reactions on the show IMO.

[@fruitloop008]

"ooooh she likey de dirty talk!" xD

[@unamaxify]

you can't believe how often people point out that there are other people arguing in the comments.

[@Dharengo]

You know, you say it's the best 'joke' when this is actually one of the more serious scenes. >_> Doesn't make it a bad scene.

[@Doctor4077]

Wow, bad luck Brian at its best XD

[@funwithgoats01]

Hahaha I love how JD explains it, "...there was some unexpected friendly fire even though I never had a chance to enter the... village. There was an airstrike on one of the outline regions" :DD

[@NiVi192]

Ok it's hard to name the top of the best Scrubs jokes. It somehow is a matter of taste and there'll always be massive super nerdy fans around here who'll go "Noooo, not the best. Look season two, episode six, when Turk came home from work..." So you shouldn't have titled it like this. That being said, me personally, I can totally live with it! Loooove that scene. And he has to forgive those three, it's an unbelievably hilarious story!!! 👍😅

[@TheGFig]

hahahaa I loove JD but one of my fav jokes was from the first episode I ever watched (BTW I'm a Scrubs Noob so I barely know the names) Turk: *talking* Quinlan: *oblivious* (in his head) ... Oh crap.. you weren't paying attention to what he just said! okay, play it cool, take the last word he says and add "five" to it... Turk: ...I mean it's just so unfair Quinlan: Unfair-five *unfair fives* haha

[@lsaenz1991]

this was one of the best scenes ever! very funny thanks for posting!

[@OmegaCraftable]

This isn't the best Scrubs joke!

[@Etianen7]

+Scy If it's subjective, then why did you name the video 'best scrubs joke' instead of 'my favourite scrubs joke'?

[@Scy]

Etianen7 Yes.

[@danilocmsm]

Turk singing safety dance is the best

[@GboxLP]

It's not the best joke ever, it is a joke but definitely not the best in my opinion :D

[@guillermo_pastrana]

Press 8,7 8,8,7 8,7 8,8,7 4

[@matheussberant]

4,1,4,4,7 ;)

[@CaptSchindler]

Best joke ever: not a chance

[@Lewylewyloo]

*JD eating the brownie's which turk put pregnant tablets in, JD eat's one* Turk:dude!!! JD: i dont wanna get pregnant hahahaha

[@JustMike_Official]

This was really sad, rather than funny if you ask me.

[@bellerain381]

Well the way JD narrated it was funny!

[@sarahwellhausen4009]

I watched that show from start to finish. Not the best, even remotely.

[@Scottishrule]

Press 4 for: "Oooooo. She lika deh dirty talk."

[@MrDPuddy]

this vid could have stopped at the funky cold medina line.

[@hotlips4000isback2]

Oh wow, i just saw this episode yesturday here in the UK and i laughed SO much at this same scene! ;) Soooooooooooooo funny, words cannot describe it! ;) I've seen repeats of the show here, it's on all the time lol, but i love the show, it's just So crazy, but can do the serious stuff also. Massive UK Scrubs fan! ;)

[@Cernunno]

Srubs is a briliant show.

[@Colinkrauss1]

The best joke is the scooter going into the puddle that ends up being a cave. “This is gonna be a goodun!”

[@Inzane2006]

Best joke ever is when Elliot hates Cox and says (To Carla) that she started a "i Hate Cox" chat room and it was just her and 11,000 lesbians. Omg when i first heard that i said "Gold!"

[@olderavi]

I love when Turk starts laughing and Carla pulls his ear and he makes that woop sound. Hahaha

[@RandomDude-bo1lg]

I watch so many videos on KZbin and always end up watching scrubs

[@aForkfulOfGold]

Best parts definitely "my brother was killed by a funky cold medina" and Turk's laugh at 1:10 "HAHAHAHAHA *Carla pulls his ear* "thank you" sooo epic :)

[@I_am_Dane_Youssef]

This is pretty great. It's like a joke from a Kevin Smith film. I don't know if it's the best.... I laughed like everyone else, like the rest of you... Oh, J.D.... only you.

[@doctorwhofreak128]

"there was some unexpected friendly fire" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! lmao thank u scrubs XD

[@Orbital431]

ROFL! "There was an 'airstrike' on one of the outlying regions..." XD

[@smileyTn7]

oh god oh god the laugh at the end makes this video so brilliant

[@Simpkin1992]

Saw this one about a hundred times but I can´t stop watching it xD

[@miguelangelocaetano6822]

I aways crack when I watch this scene!!

[@tigergibbs]

haha watched this so many times and it still gets me, quality!!

[@Agent1478963]

The title is misleading, there is no "best joke" in scrubs. All the jokes are equally amazingly funny.

[@Neilcrazy]

LOL, the "My brother was killed by a funky cold Medina" joke is just too hilarious

[@Bazzyodartertjuh]

lmao, WHAHAHAH hoo .. The "hoo" sound Turk made when Carla pulled his ear killed me. LMAO

[@italianchriswilko100]

OMFG this had me on the floor crying XDXD this brings new meaning to the term EPIC FAIL

[@KieronSchenko]

"there was an airsrtike on one of the outer regions" "NYAAHAHAHAHA WOO..thank you."

[@LugerCreations]

definitely one of the funniest jokes of the series

[@wilky1189]

"unexpected friendly fire" that's one way of putting it...

[@ldj7039]

I lost it at "airstrike" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

[@Eskarina6]

@aSongAboutLemons That would be "Funky Cold Medina" (by Tone Loc---the same guy who did "Wild Thing").

[@mzFoolish]

i find it hilarious at how the other three were trying so hard not to laugh but end up laughing anyways xD their expressions were priceless =D

[@haddy106]

Correction: the best scrubs joke is Johnny the tackling alzheimers patient

[@KesserCFC4eva]

"Village", "Airstrike in outlying regions", it's all so good XD

[@binder673]

1:30 they all trying to hold back their laughter hahahah Scrubs is just the best

[@thatguywiththepie01]

If theres one word to describe that situation, it's this: FAEL If there's one word to describe scrubs, it's this: WIN

[@JoTheAnomaly]

I love Carla's laugh at the end.

[@ragreenburg]

When I saw JD's hair I knew that it had to be about Kim.

[@Flexglitcher807]

20: years later: J.D's son acts just like...wait for it....dr. cox.

[@shindean]

The best line and delivery was, ooooooh she likey the dirty talk.... No, I do

[@TheWTFworks]

No dude, your just a fan like everyone else should!

[@crazy4sian]

It's impossible NOT to laugh when someone tells you something like that!

[@matthijsov]

just saw it on tv one hour ago :D i was laughing for 2 munites

[@Rakknar]

I love how Turk says "Oh no he didn't!" at around 1:40!

[@orfenandanarchy]

If i hadn't seen this so many times, I would've lol'd.

[@risingphoenix3540]

Turk was GOLD in this scene Lol

[@skarletzz3404]

1:39 friendship right there!

[@mrpentium]

Its actually the hoarse laughter that cracks me up !

[@Lythus]

Carla's laugh is AWESOME!!!

[@RaiPhantom]

"And.. Here's the kicker: I didn't want to get her pregnant." ROFLMAO! XD Irony at its finest.

[@eirefrance]

I could listen Turk's laugh all day long.

[@fairahzan]

It's just the way Turk screamed 😂and then Carla tweaks his ear 🤭😂

[@resyd4i4]

I R O N Y This is what they need to use to teach this concept.

[@Hallyban1]

one of them laughing at the end sounded like a broken hoover lol