Funniest Game Show Answers of All Time

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

"Naked Grandma!" I love how the other guy calmly says, "I wouldn't want to see that either"

[@daviesdavies538]

😂 i was thinking idk man, the burglar could have a kink for milfs

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Mathew Godfrey the dude probably felt bad for him

[@daviesdavies538]

@Jasmine Taylor haha yep that's the kink!

[@yrnte8991]

It's pronounced grandmaw

[@dennysoto1236]

@@yrnte8991 Um, actually, it's pronounced "grammaww"

[@PippiOnePointOh]

“Name something made of wool.” “Sheep.” This was brilliant. 😂

[@kalsyphr5039]

When we shear the sheep, we are really just unmaking the sheep.

[@leizero]

@@kalsyphr5039 Unless you're a wolf in sheep's clothing.

[@AXOLOTLKINQ]

yea i got hair on my body so ig im made out of hair

[@narutovoltage6713]

Soon the sheep/ wolf will lose its soul

[@elenaherwagen3529]

PippiOnePointOh Wolves don't think so :)

[@LRJ87]

"name an animal with 3 letters" "frog" "a l l i g a t o r"

[@storm_fling1062]

Porcupine

[@bff1316]

answers are not wrong, question was just not precise.

[@honestlymaliyah]

They do have 3 letters making the answer correct. If it was that have only 3, then they’d be incorrect.

[@-.__.447]

"Pineapple pizza with red sauce is disgustang"

[@lackinggnat]

Turkey

[@wheezus2000]

This is like 75% brain farts, 20% people kamikaze-ing their marriages, and 5% epic gamer moments

[@HappyGothGal]

"Grass!" "I wouldn't bet on that!" Ahhhh the 70s

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

"name something you can squeeze" "peanut butter" That's what it looks like when the intrusive thoughts win.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC That's not what intrusive thoughts are. Those are impulsive thoughts. Intrusive thoughts are intrusive ("intruder"). For example, people who suffer (key word: suffer) from intrusive thoughts (key word: intrusive) get random thoughts of violence, murder, r*pe, p*dophilia, sex with a parent or sibling, driving into oncoming traffic, or other methods of suic*de. This doesn't mean they would do these things, hence why the thoughts are "intrusive." In fact, it can be so bad for some people that they lock themselves inside out of fear they might act on such thoughts. It's often a symptom of OCD and other disorders where OCD often tags along. TLDR; Shut the f*ck up and read a book instead of infantilizing a serious disorder.

[@Declan_Lyons]

Well, if Batman's gonna run around all night with a young boy, someone's gonna throw out some gamer words.

[@julianffan]

“She’s 44, so at 4 years a decade, she’d be ten decades. “ _His math isn’t even right._ This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@houcky7777]

If that ain't love then I don't wanna know what love is.

[@skinkymoh3656]

@@houcky7777 lol

[@itzarmyz5256]

And if that was true it’ll be 11 decades (4x5x2+4)=4x11

[@noahbarnes9770]

I thought that was THE cutest thing ever

[@_dillion_]

This is a prime example of when you use the wrong the formula in a test and still get the right answer

[@brendaagriffin]

-"Name something you feel before you buy it" -"Excited" Lmao!!

[@Itchy__]

Ah, now I understand that question

[@13carat_diamond8]

@@Itchy__ I still don’t understand the question, am I an idiot

[@raihanalwaritzu9530]

@@13carat_diamond8 I don't know the exact answer is, but my answer is clothes, I always feel the material used in every clothes before I buy

[@leagueoflegends1-f7p]

@@13carat_diamond8 they meant feel with your fingers, not what emotion you feel

[@leilaabouzeenni3580]

I wonder what he's buying

[@Alex_Lune]

“What’s something that can kill a party?” Me and the guy synchronized- *A g u n*

[@Banana_boat]

You weren't the only one.

[@code_Rei]

for his neutral special he wields a GUN.

[@thalukesta2112]

I was gonna say: " Your Wife"

[@Marqkus]

Me too

[@Nnnnnnnnnn670]

Lance Deang is this a jojo reference

[@Ripplin]

Too bad Pat's reply to "a group of pill-pushers" isn't there. He yells "THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"

[@R.Oates7902]

He also yelled "A family show!" Lol

[@trentvlak]

Doctors are a family subject.

[@trs4437]

Wheel of Fortune might be interesting if you could complete puzzles with incorrect answers that nonetheless fit.

[@trentvlak]

@@trs4437 pill pushers didn't fit tho

[@mangothemike]

“Name something you feel before you buy it.” “Excited.”

[@fantomphoenix6170]

Think it was supposed to be a stripper

[@mangothemike]

Or anxious lol

[@fionabrennan9148]

ScalyToxickBond lol I was thinking maybe a blanket?

[@demsterclippy4252]

One of my favorite answers

[@therevolution91]

I wouldn‘t even understand the question to be honest. 😂 Oh: an orange or so.

[@charlierothschild5650]

“Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time” “Masturbate” What was he supposed to say?

[@ahmedyazdhaan836]

Play video games😂

[@yorick22]

Ahmed Yazdhaan that was already on the board

[@yorick22]

HAL TheBirdLady yeah, same here

[@sully2932]

Those questions are so goofy... as if there’s not a dirty answer everyone is thinking of! “Name something that is fun to do in bed” “Have sex” *Shock ensues*

[@narutovoltage6713]

@HAL TheBirdLady what is something not related to sex

[@Emily-bb9cm]

“What’s the most romantic musical instrument?” “ d r ö m s “

[@QueerAndHunger]

The sound of *d r ö m s* when my non existent partner gets under the bed and puts on their crocs is sooo seductive Notice I said UNDER the bed. If you won't go in the crawlspace under the bed with me, are we even dating?

[@charlescalvin9503]

He's not wrong!

[@alexsampson2630]

mayonnaise

[@itoxicwastei4741]

Is it bad I dont know what a drom is?

[@ryanschuett7990]

@@itoxicwastei4741 I think a drom is a drum.

[@starblazer5178]

Out of all the funny answers, " fish love" tore me down 😂

[@Sukuun]

I would have guessed "Fish Lips" 😅

[@kimberlybeeson3613]

Hahaha

[@RestingCatNipFace]

@@Sukuunsame

[@danbsports6760]

@@Sukuun why? The I and s would be turned.

[@SMacCuUladh]

@@danbsports6760 no they wouldn't

[@Redhoodjoker]

“Name a yellow fruit” “Orange” Will always be the worst answer

[@creative-name5279]

I know. The color is even in the name. I feel like that belongs on r/facepalm.

[@アイン-b2m]

Maybe he/she colorblind.

[@RinJackson]

That question was repeated on the Australian version a while ago, with the same answer as well :)

[@iambread2914]

@@creative-name5279 no please dont mention subreddits in youtube

[@iasked...]

@@iambread2914 so why do everyone say r/whooosh?

[@fatuousmusic2822]

"Something Russia is famous for." "Russians."

[@foreverhungry84]

did you see the cool demeanour that he said it in, he 100% hated commies

[@monasabbat9733]

As a Russian I 100% argee 😅

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

I mean he's not wrong Right comrade

[@PurpleMoon799]

i would say vodka lmao

[@joemomma3920]

Poor bob

[@helpdadcomeback]

“What’s something that can kill a party” “A gun” well he’s not wrong...

[@karterwarner16]

R/TechnicallyTheTruth

[@ineryexe6369]

KD Coins no

[@yahiryabb]

That’s what I was thinking of

[@latinelementsmusic]

No one at all:... KZbin: heres a video of a blind guy playing the drums kzbin.info/www/bejne/anTMip9ofJanntU

[@moo-kun]

Prolly would've got points for knife or meth too 😏

[@bipolarbear99]

I absolutely love when they realize half a second later that the answer they gave was ridiculous

[@megatennepster3833]

The "September" gaff is something I would have done on accident

[@ryanlamont1791]

Richard: Give me a slang name for Policeman Contestant: DIIIIIIICCCCCKKKK

[@hoffietvshorts]

Ryan Lamont I went to like the comment but I didn’t want to disturb the 69 likes 😂

[@SootyDreams]

Not incorrect

[@badjuju2721]

The way he said it killed me

[@Zacariah_0]

6:39

[@kennedyhenderson7663]

That’s actually really disrespectful to the actually good police officers

[@4erographer]

"Name something that Russia is famous for." "Russians" well he's not wrong

[@lizofthelake4904]

Vodka!

[@MagicMahomes28]

Steroids

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

Communism! is that answer legal?

[@tonkotsuramen8453]

Slavs

[@MagicMahomes28]

Peanuts? No wait... Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV

[@NothingAssigned]

"Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony." "A horse" Trojans: Genius.

[@blueeggs]

this comment is amazing

[@verdellbailer9211]

A dreaded phony horse gag

[@CalebOrvik]

Lmao

[@Noelwiz]

Its a phony pony

[@flaetsbnort]

that's why you look them in the mouth

[@megastack95]

"Something you feel before you buy it?" "Excited" Genius

[@damohey190hey9]

"Name a time people get up" "morning" "name a time people go to bed" "night"

[@Ryan_cav]

damohey190 hey I’m not gonna like your post so it stays at 69

[@gandalf1783]

Joe ? Bruh its at 700

[@litoly3216]

The correct answer is bedtime

[@cutieplushtrap]

Gandalf1783 its at 1,1k

[@random_user9302]

How is this wrong?

[@derjude1470]

“Name a yellow fruit” “Orange” *It* *hurt* *itself* *in* *its* *confusion*

[@cyan6579]

It was very effective

[@VelosoNarciso]

It fainted

[@WowieZowie123]

None of your pokemon are able to battle

[@phaserxultraviolet1694]

pokemon

[@cyan6579]

You then went to the nearest hospital to heal your pokemons

[@dannycomellas]

Something that follows "pork...." "Upine" Totally accurate

[@carsoncarter514]

That’s true

[@chalkydusty]

1kth like

[@creativehen]

I saw the episode when that happened

[@latarshamacklin839]

You know actually the right answer to

[@eekbug7491]

n

[@periwomack9358]

2:01 “the dreaded phony horse” had me dying 💀

[@jimeththemelancollie351]

I honestly expected him to say "A phone"

[@DdotEdotBdotUdot]

They did it once in Troy and people still won't let it go

[@trevorc.304]

"Name a reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day." "Because it's raining."

[@josephbilderback4549]

Rain can be beautiful in its own way... Maybe?

[@TheGreatHsilgne]

I really liked that answer. I find rain very beautiful, but it does tend to keep me indoors.

[@kcculla]

That's what I call a beautiful day, gives me an excuse to not go outside

[@Hereford1642]

@@josephbilderback4549 Ladysmith Black Mambazo - Rain, Rain, Beautiful Rain

[@TheComedyColosseum]

Officer: “Can I see your license please?” Man: “Turkey.”

[@nerdynerd67]

Old Gregg I spit out my food over this comment 😂

[@tailsthegreenninja2003]

Turkey!

[@vaz123]

What is your name Turkey

[@DravenGal]

Well, I’m really eager for Thanksgiving now! Turkeys 🦃 🌽 🥔

[@Vearru]

Name a country that spans over both Europe and Asia. Man: Turkey

[@alexthrailkill]

“The ugly sandals that lesbians wear” is the best description of Birkenstocks I’ve ever heard

[@KhyoteJinkens]

Alex Thrailkill That shit was sooo funny!!

[@moo-kun]

Those two reminded me of Terry and Greg from American Dad 😹😹😹

[@therevolution91]

😂 Something your parents told you as a 👶.

[@zurdoaggresive]

Homophobia

[@alexthrailkill]

Diestro Passive You’d probably describe boat shoes as “Those ugly shoes straight white guys wear”, it’s all jokes. It seems like the two men in the clip saying it are gay themselves. Lighten up.

[@Dandydust397]

“Fish love” should not have destroyed me as much as it did 😂

[@JeffVanEpps]

What was the answer? I can't make it out, and no captions.

[@GlacierIsland]

@@JeffVanEppsWish List

[@JeffVanEpps]

@@GlacierIsland The I and S in the second word should be shown then. Or has WOF changed the rules since I watched it?

[@brandonmckibben1164]

10 decades, what a genuinely stupid and sweet moment. The look on her face when he was wrong and still got the right answer after she thought she messed it up was amazing.

[@jasmineg9738]

They were cute. Everyone finds happiness. One of the dumbest answers ever. Still adorable.

[@wasei1781]

Sadly humanity has been evolving but backwards.

[@kevinsundelin8639]

@@wasei1781 That clip is at least 30 years old...calm down

[@theanamatortgames1227]

@@wasei1781 witch way does time go for you.

[@bobbyflay2822]

And the fact that he did the math wrong too

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You know that man was traumatize by naked grandmas before, he didn't even have to think of it.

[@RedHairdo]

Hi Justin Y.'s loyal apprentice.

[@mixedupeamon]

I’m early!!! Yes!!

[@GodsKhristos]

Woah your here to

[@user-vy9yo4ln9k]

:o

[@synchrotune2833]

It seems we always end up in the same random corners of KZbin

[@ardentbubblynickel1232]

"What describes the weather and your wife" "WET!"

[@Romans139]

Shouldve said dry lol

[@dd-oe5tu]

WHAT ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY

[@damianlillard7347]

Hot

[@orion3043]

@@dd-oe5tu hot

[@shinyii4351]

@@dd-oe5tu sunny?

[@Mustlovebooks15]

My favorite part of the 10 decades part is the look of pure confusion on the guys face when everyone starts laughing and clapping at his 10 answer.

[@gojida2207]

"Country with the highest ratio of doctors to people" "The one with the most Jews... Israel?" And he got it correct lmao

[@bigv7386]

😂😂😂

[@ojoface208]

Im israelian and i got the answer before reading the whole comment!

[@9nineofdiamonds]

Isn't that the mechanic that took care of Herbie?

[@eeiity8600]

Veronika Johns, thank you for making that clear.

[@salman-qc9bb]

Free palastine

[@vanessadixon5544]

“NEKED GRAMMA” “NEKED HUH-“

[@brandontaylor6677]

I don't wanna see that either.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

I mean... he’s not wrong

[@user-wp8vr7vh7k]

I _died_

[@brandontaylor9760]

I’m the real Brandon Taylor 💯

[@RadFoxgirl]

He awnsered with such ferocity its amazing

[@ausername5410]

“Something you feel before you buy it” “Excited”

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Just a different interpretation as was intended. 😊

[@aegis_knight]

That man replied with stride

[@SamuelBlack84]

Depends what she's charging

[@AlX-Ander]

He says, "the dreaded phony horse gag," as if a horse isn't the most famous example of something being phony in history.

[@spookylolbit]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT

[@ThePredatorsCage]

​@@spookylolbitThey asked the man, "name a famous Willie" He said Willie The Pooh Why was that funny? He's not wrong

[@you-got-reported-fam3445]

@@ThePredatorsCage his name is Winnie not Willie xd

[@dii392]

Huh? Every horse I've ever known has been quite real.

[@spookylolbit]

@@dii392 the trojan horse

[@Shrew-22O1]

“Name something that will kill a lively party” “A Gun” I mean he’s not wrong but..

[@FlyingV555]

Naruto X Hinata you whip out a gun and everybody ducks. That will do it.

[@mhggggg]

_ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS_

[@kniefi]

Police, Neighbors, Death, return of the parents, Lack of alcohol, defect music system...

[@skitzo1048]

Nah the party’s just getting started

[@carloscastaneda6773]

Yeah that one isnt as funny as it was back then. Rather grim really

[@SylvEdu]

That couple that doesn't know what a decade is -- they are made for each other.

[@ToneeRhianRose]

No she knows her husband so well that she knew he'd answer what he did.

[@Xaddre]

He even did the math wrong lmao he said 44 years divided by 4 equals 10 lmao

[@Controlledescape]

I know, so cute😂❤️

[@goodpeopleprosper635]

Everyone else was looking like these 2 dummies lmaooooo

[@lordiust962]

I honestly think that they decided on a fixed answer beforehand and stuck to it despite it sounding rather weird in response to the question. But if they actually hadn’t planned it, they’re absolutely made for each other

[@pegasusactua2985]

"Something that could kill a lively party" "A gun" I mean, is he wrong?

[@cupwasneverhere]

America be like

[@flyingpigs7844]

Why are you booing me I’m right?

[@heyyou9137]

@@cupwasneverhere in America it will only boost the party

[@t-greenrock404]

“Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial?”

[@user-Guardian1]

It won’t be so lively anymore, I’ll tell you that

[@zachhaywood1564]

The dude saying "I don't wanna see that either" after the naked grandma one has me on the floor.

[@superspeedbros]

Every other host: *Laughs hysterically* Steve Harvey: *Loses all faith in humanity*

[@jamespeterson1630]

Pfffft your profile avatar tho

[@superspeedbros]

What’s wrong with it?

[@jacobburch7555]

@@superspeedbros as much as i hate it i must say its a pretty cool profile pic

[@superspeedbros]

@@jacobburch7555 Why do you hate it?

[@jacobburch7555]

@@superspeedbros idk man that mario face on sonic be giving me nightmares

[@0Nicno]

“Name something made out of wool” “SHEEP”

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Notice how the first person had said _wool._

[@fluffypinkpandas]

@@thewanderingmistnull2451 great. Now i like both answers

[@Spectre-69]

Sheep: "We're also made of meat, flesh and bone. We're no plush dolls."

[@zxccxz019]

Steve Harvey: asks a sexual question Contestant: gives sexual answer Steve Harvey: ?!?!!??!!?!

[@PurpleMoon799]

steve harvey: *surprised pikachu face*

[@aggressivepipeearth6743]

taejinnie Dude's act worn thin fast.

[@satirical_snake]

Steve Harvey: asks a sexual question Contestant: CUPINE Steve Harvey: Nekkid huh?

[@getridofit3]

@@satirical_snake Upine

[@satirical_snake]

getridofit3 no

[@alanmackie6180]

The guy at 0:16 Les Dennis, had a famous catchphrase for stupid answers, "If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself".

[@ThePredatorsCage]

I didn't get it. Why was the first clip funny

[@bluemycool]

Well, did he ever have to give anyone money?

[@christinestevenson4482]

“Name an animal whose eggs you probably don’t eat for breakfast.” “Hamster.” WELL HE’S NOT WRONG

[@iamgoo]

But that not what our survey said I wish they had judges and not surveys. Clever answers aren't what the average person would say

[@pompeii7839]

I feel this even more about the lady who said you should know a man's name before marrying him

[@genrevell1183]

The Random King yeah but also hamsters are mammals.. don’t have eggs

[@dafoex]

The Random King That's why the gameshow Pointless exists. The whole idea is you have to give a correct answer that 100 other people *haven't* said in the survey.

[@dafoex]

gen revell They don't _lay_ eggs. You might be able to get away on a technicality there, since a mammal ovum is generally considered an egg

[@R4V3NOfficial]

"Something that Russia is famous for" "Russians." Well, he's not wrong

[@damontan4749]

Communism

[@G011d3n]

@@damontan4749 It would've been a good answer at the time.

[@WordUp1111]

ElliottRoyceGaming [ERG] no no, hes got a point..

[@samiraperi467]

Kalashnikov. And track suits.

[@henryren3832]

Yes, the floor is made of floor

[@DynastyGuy]

1:53 “name a vegetable you marinate” (shrugs) “grapes” Legendary.

[@treeguardien]

Well

[@Daniel-nm2qb]

Well

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Well

[@ojibwayne2896]

would this be your reaction? 6:20

[@fursuitjumpscare]

"Your wife." **Mischevious grin*

[@DhaniNMarie]

"Pork Upine" is so cringeworthy that it's a fucking legendary answer. Props to that dude for coming up with it!

[@swanronson173]

Biologists have discovered that the Pork Upine shares it's most recent common ancestor with the Pork L-I-O-N 😂

[@Mydogsareawesome]

I like Pork y Pig better, or as he would have said it Pork E. Pig! 😂

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

"Name a yellow fruit" "Orange" A classic, love it.

[@anabellac9329]

Interestingly enough some orange species are actually yellow lol

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

@@anabellac9329 True, exceptions always exist

[@trentthenoob8579]

Turkey

[@armanimichele1846]

@@michaellebeau1674 "I

[@MFD00MTR33]

She's 44 so that's 10 decades. Guess someone didn't marry him for his smarts.

[@StonedViper]

Or they were smart and had planned in advance to answer any question that was a number with 10 ;)

[@a3x303]

He also said 4 years in a decade so it would be 11 decades

[@lan-hwang]

can't believe somebody doesn't know what a decade is...

[@lisoo9045]

@@StonedViper wow, that would be unbelievable smart.

[@lollmemmSm0keweed]

Perfect couple

[@camerongray8897]

“Name a yellow fruit.” “ORANGE”

[@Jackietubepro]

Cameron Gray The one RIGHT AFTER was "Name something that comes in pairs" "Banana"

[@redstar5727]

They put orange dye one oranges because they can be a lot of colors like yellow white brown and more

[@KaleidoscopeEffect]

@Diet D Did you ever had an orange tree? Oranges are naturally orange lol

[@redstar5727]

KaleidoscopeEffect search undyed oranges

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@KaleidoscopeEffect Oranges are really only orange when they're cold, at least from what I've heard, so before they're put in stores, they're dyed or given a cold shock. According to my magazine, anyways

[@hraymundo]

"Prayed for snow on her wedding day..." "No snow on my wedding day but i had 8 inches on my honeymoon." 🤣

[@TheCJRhodes]

lucky lady! lmao

[@EvanBlaze-fq5eg]

She prayed for snow on her honeymoon and got 8 inches on her wedding night. Nice try.

[@NeonManul564]

i don't get it

[@the866-sushi]

​@@NeonManul564 I believe it's a sex joke. You see, it plays on "8 inches" both being a large amount of snow (presumably, i live in a snowless area) and a desirable length of male genitalia. And give the mention of a honeymoon, it implies at least romantic activities.

[@miwice-_-]

@@NeonManul564 cock

[@danielskrivan6921]

The best part of the decades thing is "4 years in a decade, she's 44, so 10 decades." He didn't even divide it right.

[@oppenheimputnam7989]

I thought he said "forty firth" instead of "forty first" birthday Nope. I was wrong

[@jonahrobert8456]

He dumb

[@boggy7665]

@@jonahrobert8456 Nope, they had a discussion beforehand. He said, "Any question that requires a number answer, answer '10'." And she did. And he managed to make it sound as unscripted as he could.

[@equinoxthekitsune7535]

The math is all wrong and yet they still got it right xD

[@marcar9marcar972]

Daniel Skrivan that’s love

[@germanshepherd2701]

“A group of pill-pushers” was such a great answer that it honestly deserved points even though it was wrong lol

[@enterusername7412]

Yes it does.😂

[@free2saywhatever]

I think it’s deserves a place in history ... it’s a classic one for sure.

[@bugueylulyasar459]

What is the correct answer tho?

[@Melittinae]

Buğu Eylül YAŞAR A group of well wishers

[@tailsthegreenninja2003]

That was my favorite one too!

[@poisonharley]

“I think Batman and robin are...” “Queer” 9:50

[@snowfloofcathug]

rania abbasi I personally enjoy this rewrite

[@UnacceptableViews]

she wasn't wrong lmao

[@HerrenGamingNews]

Imagine if she said that today snowflakes would be burning down the studio

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

In her defense, that was my first thought, too. Though I'd have used the word "gay."

[@felliperamos5620]

She wasn’t wrong though

[@damiensebastian]

The "a group of pill-pushers" one ALWAYS cracks me up. I've got hiccups from laughing at it oh my god 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@Vespyr_]

I still think that's the right answer and they won't admit it lol 😂

[@samgreen6493]

THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE JOE

[@Savahax]

What was the real answer?

[@Racingfan05]

@@Savahax "A Group of Well-Wishers"

[@Savahax]

@@Racingfan05 seriously?? Oh damn I never would've guessed that. Thanks man

[@purp87]

"a vegetable you marinate" "...grapes."

[@perafrit5629]

India Super Pro Anime 🙃

[@liamcodyy]

@India Super Pro Anime I can't tell if you are joking about your spelling or...

[@kranberry3318]

I didn’t even know there were vegetables you marinate. I thought that was just for like steaks. What was the right answer anyway?

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

India Super Pro Anime lern to grammar

[@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970]

@@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145 please tell me that was on purpose.

[@realkingofantarctica]

So many of these answers are just "He's not technically wrong."

[@brendenbrown7666]

Q: What is a word with 3 letters? A: ALLIGATOR I can tell you for sure he was wrong, haha.

[@elina1421]

@@brendenbrown7666 well this word indeed has at least 3 letters!

[@zer0deaths862]

And technically Jesus is a zombie.

[@Bogalog]

@@brendenbrown7666 of all you pick the one that's RIGHT,go back to school

[@brendenbrown7666]

@@Bogalog really. Haha! I should be in this series, I’m that stupid! Sorry if I offended you or anyone else

[@griffinjohnson6387]

"Name something that comes in pairs." Me: Testicles.

[@dallas1167]

what about hitler

[@turtle4806]

Lol

[@jl-fy3zj]

*TITTIES!*

[@seaweeed1383]

*fried grapes*

[@etan...]

Socks

[@cokoladnatortica]

9:48 "I think Batman and Robin are...?" "Queer." 21st century Hollywood directors: "Write that down! Write that down!"

[@teeshesee]

💀

[@Cripple20]

💀

[@amdb6]

💀

[@TheLastWanderingBard]

So many of these answers I could reply with "they're not wrong".

[@CrumpetsElite]

edallencompassingly I. was thinking that the whole time

[@pyem23]

edallencompassingly except the orange one

[@jillf.9786]

Name an animal with three letters - alligator😂

[@blue9695]

alligator does have 3 letters in it though, it just happens to have another 6 :)

[@2muchtv]

Naked grandma

[@PulsereaperX]

The 70's were fuckin wild.

[@merchant271]

0:37 it’s not the fact he said “naked grandma” it’s the fact he yelled that at the top of his lungs at Steve Harvey

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Totally agree. Ive always said with that one, the way he blurts it out so fast makes it about 10 times as funny 😂 A bit like that “Superman and Spiderwoman” fail

[@katsukisleftcoochielip]

And that "NEKED HUH?" 💀🤚🏽

[@iswearimnotafurry4953]

The best part is that in the full clip, it even counted as an answer lol, like technically the answer was “owner of house” but they still counted it

[@ediciusreverse5584]

0:37

[@tyleratomic]

420 likes

[@dylfleming]

It's been years since I first saw the clip, but I still say "I'm thinkin' pasta" often when asked what I want to eat lol. Most people have no idea that I'm even referencing this 😂

[@isaacwho8]

Have you done it in London yet?

[@ashen_roses]

The Naked Grandma guy said it like he was waiting all his life for this moment

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

Didn't he though?

[@jumarjimeno1219]

lmaooo that's what i was thinking

[@briefcaseblues6061]

MessengerOfDreams ,MAN SAID IT LIKE HE SEEN IT!!!

[@colonelsanders4483]

BriefcaseBlues IKR

[@storytsunami]

I got that impression too lol. And I just love how the other guy's like "I don't wanna see the either."

[@madlibsluver]

The one with the guy saying ten decades and how the wife knew it and then she kissed him was beyond funny and sweet

[@courier6960]

She knew that he had no idea what a decade was lol

[@perpetual.bliss.]

You don't have to be smart you just have to know your partner

[@f.f5771]

They were meant for each other

[@MrKruger88]

@@courier6960 No, they both didn't know what a decade meant and got the same wrong answer. Those 2 morons were meant for each other.

[@treshonhful]

he said she was 44!! 4 years a decade. So 10!? That’s 11 my boy.

[@brideofduscur]

“Name a way of toasting someone.” “Over a fire.” _Oh, he meant as a celebration..._

[@shennahniggins8594]

BYE I THOUGHT THAT MEANT INSULT

[@princesssummernight]

I would be scared

[@lesterforney6200]

Maybe they were cannibals and that is how they celebrate. Lol

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

@UC8wmom4_QtHpfug76PX6FAg That's "roasting" you moron.

[@lesterforney6200]

@@Jeremy.Bearemy I was talking toasting something as in to lightly cook.... As in to make toast.

[@dampnoodle]

"Uhm uh these are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear!" "Birkenstocks!"

[@vinnyp9877]

“A Group Of Pill Pushers” was actually a stroke of genius

[@ajdominguez1002]

Probably because of all of the pills

[@treydan]

@@ajdominguez1002 that's amazing

[@MrLilBones25]

I found that too funny

[@alexare7948]

The p was already there though

[@RobandSijay]

@@alexare7948 That's what she said

[@somebody3074]

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over tonight. Me thinking to myself: Shit, he knows about the pickles.

[@undrhil]

"...uh, Turkey!"

[@denibest7806]

Some Body “I don’t know, the stolen car?”

[@gdhallow3047]

420th like while I'm stoned. 😁

[@somebody3074]

Apollyon Sandoval it’s always 420 somewhere.

[@helpdadcomeback]

5:45

[@asafupps]

The fact he didn’t know what a decade was but she still got it right is so cute

[@RTXti-zd1ul]

1 decade is 10 years though

[@RTXti-zd1ul]

He said his mom was 44

[@TheSkyRender]

@@RTXti-zd1ul The funniest part is, even by his own bad math he was STILL wrong since he thought a decade was 4 years.

[@tonyt5218]

@@RTXti-zd1ul and the craziest thing is the dude looked about 40 himself 😂

[@TweekLudwig]

@@tonyt5218 Yeah I was thinking "Your mother's 40?" And that raised my eye brows for a second. Lol

[@johnkramer8091]

6:43 The way he says DICC will never not be hilarious

[@georgehenryson1943]

this is how cards against humanity was made

[@ijemand5672]

???

[@kennethschechter352]

Accurate

[@PlankTank69]

José Vargas Cards against humanity is a card game like Family feud or Jeopardy. Where one person picks the best answer to an obsured question. Where the answer can be crazy or normal.

[@omengrillgod]

true

[@Scrffy]

totally not shane You are Shane

[@michaelroy6630]

You could say "well, they're not wrong" to just about all of these answers. Then there's "alligator".

[@shanemoore1450]

Well, an Alligator has three letters in its name. Just not the only three. LoL

[@DuckFace.]

Alligator*

[@xandercat6948]

And orange

[@michaelroy6630]

@@DuckFace. Haha oops. Thanks!

[@DuckFace.]

@@michaelroy6630 you edited it 😬😈

[@callalind8576]

"Turkey" "Turkey" "TURKEY"

[@Kanbei11]

For £1000 and two weeks in Turkey

[@micahgelok4648]

*TURKEY*

[@instantnoob]

Apparently that was a cheating situation. He heard turkey was one of the answers and it was all he could think of

[@So_Harufied]

I kinda think it was cheating too.

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

Hilarious

[@Orangekid65]

6:39 there's just something about this guy's voice and tone and the way it's just a little drawn out that makes this absolutely hilarious to me. I love it.

[@eckitronix]

"A reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day." "Because it's raining?" I strive for such optimism

[@PedroHenrique-gr4zr]

actually i appreciate so much rainy days that i even considered that funny bc it assumes that only shiny bright days are beautiful

[@kyllo8497]

If you've lived in Arizona you would think rainy days are the most beautiful thing ever lol

[@goukeban6197]

To be fair, a rainy day is what I find beautiful.

[@Thebeginninglife]

@@PedroHenrique-gr4zr I only like rainy days myself

[@bethanydavis9023]

I hate the humidity that comes with it.

[@giannagonzalez4707]

“A group of pill pushers” was the perfect answer

[@Nidht]

I can't figure out what it was meant to be...

[@Nidht]

A group of well-wishers!

[@WyWid]

Wow good answer

[@MG8181.]

Pharmaceutical companies. lol

[@SR-cg7pu]

that is the best answer in game show history

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

“Name something Russia is famous for” Contestant: “Russians” I mean he’s not wrong

[@ishnoxx]

LOL

[@eldangster1616]

Communism blyat

[@lelerrer]

Cyka blyat

[@LunaloonandIzzydizzy]

*slavs

[@fluffyboisquad7477]

Soviet union

[@RealistColbalt]

Steve: Name something that follows the word "pork" Someone: Upine. Me: Can someone give him a gold medal or something?!

[@treeguardien]

"What you should know before you marry a man?" "His name" Everyone : no no,she's got a point

[@renlosee5223]

Dammit ... I knew getting drunk married in Vegas was a bad idea

[@nuttyboy915]

Yes

[@gogito6493]

@@renlosee5223 wym they announce the names in the wedding Right?

[@shadowdroid776]

"name something Russian is famous for." "Russians" I MEAN HE'S RIGHT

[@sofialmeidah]

yes! specially women

[@burntcandle_daoist]

@@sofialmeidah ☝️ the one above me is right ya know

[@sofialmeidah]

@@burntcandle_daoist ?

[@burntcandle_daoist]

@@sofialmeidah I said you're right

[@pyp2205]

Well me as a Russian, I was laughing when he said that. I was like "Of course!". 😆🤣😂

[@JHamron]

1:45 "Name something you feel before you buy it." "Excited" The unwitting, innocent answers are so much better than the obvious sex joke tbh.

[@catnewskawai9367]

"Buy it" can be slang for "die".

[@rohidnablayy6060]

What did be mean by that

[@catnewskawai9367]

@@rohidnablayy6060 The guy may have thought the question was "something you feel right before you die."

[@Anna-914]

EXACTLY

[@AnkitSingh-vm1gn]

I don't think he thought about buy it as a slang for die. I think he probably thought that WHAT FEELING DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING NEW?

[@bigkspicy8257]

6:14 Mary Beth: No snow on my wedding day, but I had 8 inches on my honeymoon. Alex Trebec: 👁️👄👁️

[@Jules2439.5]

She was ready to drop that bar on him, poor thing couldn’t get ahead of her to keep it G rated😂

[@acegamer9347]

“Name something people take with them to the beach” “Turkey?” “Name the first thing you buy at a supermarket” “Uh... Turkey...” “A food often stuffed” “Turkey!” Name a foreign country with six letters in its name

[@TheChosennn]

Ace Gamer Turkey!!!

[@shakedown1979-y2w]

Canada

[@TheChosennn]

韩Isaiah Hungary

[@hellothere2052]

France

[@G.O.I]

@@TheChosennn Dammit man you ruined it!!!

[@danterodriguez03]

5:00 "44 so 4 years a decade... That would be 10 decades" he got every step of it wrong, and still, somehow got it right

[@lucasemanuelgenova9179]

I suspect they just decided on an answer for questions involving numbers

[@angelbear_og]

Technically his wife got it right, since she was the one who had to guess how he would answer. And it was glorious.

[@streamofconsciousness5826]

@@lucasemanuelgenova9179 or he somehow has adopted a metric system where anything beyond his need to understand is Ten. He does that Quantum math she is so familiar with and always comes up with 10.

[@moonlitequimby847]

A Decade Is 10 Years Right?

[@roonkolos]

​@moonlitequimby847 for real, yes its 10

[@Scagguy4014]

“Slang term for wife “ Dude didn’t even flinch .

[@jcmick8430]

Must've married a real battle axe

[@Robscurity]

"I swear officer, I did not know those pickles were in my trunk!"

[@berryblast9817]

😂😂😂

[@arumpaldea]

"I swear they were cucumbers when I put them there!"

[@terrorkaze486]

Pickle rick

[@tempothekid]

I read your username as “IncomingPickles” and I think that makes it so much better

[@hangsu6261]

“Well where were they, in between your thighs?!” Officer then say

[@beanceline]

i love their faces when they realize what they said while their brain was on autopilot.

[@deancafe4739]

From the plug to the vibrator😂🤣

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Kanaya Maryam Would Probably Say This Too

[@OrenjiNee-Chan]

@@fgvcosmic6752She would lmao

[@racheeerach]

My first thought for "name an animal with three letters in its name" was egg. Lol. I'm not even under gameshow pressure!

[@mafumafusnumberonefan]

“During what month of pregnancy does a woman look pregnant?” *”September”*

[@TonyEnglandUK]

*Name a yellow fruit* _Orange_

[@garywilson3042]

@@TonyEnglandUK Say the word, what.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@Piyush Banarjee The answer was supposed to be "the fourth month" or "the fifth month", etc. as in "Which of the nine months of a pregnancy", not "which month of the year".

[@estellaruiz3125]

Do you remember?

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@bebop38637777 Nice try. Even you didn't buy it. Nice to see you again.

[@thomasgrabowski2202]

the turkey one was absolutly HILAROUS LOL!!

[@panda5574]

"I think that Batman and Robin are.. what?" "Queer"

[@maximksiendzov7797]

100% legit answer

[@alaplaya5]

But is it wrong??

[@Dark6997]

Panda she’s not wrong

[@invock]

She was just early for her times.

[@LoveMyCatTheo]

yeah that slur made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@Locket.L]

The couple who both had no clue what a decade was but still guessed each other’s answer are the exact definition of soulmates.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

They definitely were not schoolmates! Get it?

[@marty2090]

She probably knew it.

[@makeshiftparadox]

To be fair, the question was "what would your husband answer", and seeing by her reaction I'd assume she knew her husband would have no clue what a decade is and she just randomly guessed what her husband might answer.

[@livelyupmyself1]

Yeah in the full version she literally says that her husband probably doesn’t know what a decade is. So she guesses he will say 10 decades…

[@kd2239]

thats Andy Kaufman

[@gertiesiegel3912]

"Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never want to eat for breakfast." "Hamster." ...He wasn't wrong...

[@peterpott2535]

r/tecnicalthetruth

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

Hamster tampons

[@mayolover23]

hamsters are mammals but go off I guess

[@Sore_Bass320]

@@mayolover23 That's exactly what they're saying. Hamsters don't lay eggs, so you'd never eat a hamster egg for breakfast. It isn't possible, therefore you'd never do it.

[@Sore_Bass320]

@@lilymadalin it wasn't really specified

[@crazycatlady2744]

Someone: "society is so raunchy nowadays, people in the past were so much cleaner" People in the past:

[@WolfTrot]

"Naked- HUH?!"

[@Tar-Von]

Those type of comments kill me every time.. lol Literally nothing has changed but the level of exposure; Thanks to the network-revolution.

[@janvanspeyck3343]

These are nearly all baby boomers though. They're the generation that arguably kicked off this spiral of (public) depravity and lapsed standards we're still caught up in.

[@8a5q]

“During what month of pregnancy does a girl show that shes pregnant?” *September*

[@milesbinkowski]

Lmao

[@pink1200]

Yes that was a thing said

[@whispersinthedark88]

The thing is she was probably counting months for gestation time and accidentally blurted out sept. which is the 9th month.

[@darkwolfyt6443]

Wow, yeah, thanks, you’re really helping the deaf people on KZbin who watch game show answers but can’t hear them.

[@carrotpipe1262]

N O V E M B E R

[@Videomen102]

I hope the "Turkey" man is having a good day

[@b226tj]

Hope he has Turkey.

[@drinkingcowboy4806]

I am bringing turkey to the beach right now

[@alejohndrom4092]

He seemed like a lovely fellow

[@thomash4950]

Considering he looked like 70 in the 70s I’d say he is probably toast

[@drinkingcowboy4806]

@@thomash4950 that was in the 70s

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

that couple who both had the SAME dumb wrong answer for different reasons... they were made for eachother, that was adorable.

[@slusheewolf2143]

Hopefully they didn't procreate sucessfully.

[@Medbread]

わたしはしにがみです 僕も 死神です。

[@anandbhat8884]

@??? lmao did u just call urself a shinigami, I call bs. oh btw like the rem profile pic ;)

[@kuhakuoreo6726]

You just said "i am a shinigami, i am also a shinigami".

[@Medbread]

CloroxBleachSenpai Ah, that's because his name is "わたしはしにがみです". When I replied, it included his name in my comment automatically. The only thing I typed was "僕も 死神です。"

[@gramsxg2297]

"What should a girl know about a man before she marries him?" "His name." I mean, she’s not wrong. 😂😂😂

[@dieg0fr]

When Rob Said “Naked Grandma” he said it with pure, *confidence* . holy shit a few weeks ago this had like 12 likes 🗿

[@soulshine8281]

Hilarious, he said it like he thought it was going to be the number 1 answer!

[@tannerwright569]

I like how the other dude goes “I wouldn’t want to see that either”

[@PeterParker-vq2cz]

@@tannerwright569 as if he robs houses :P

[@fressejetzt840]

It's obviously scripted

[@doublespoonco]

@@fressejetzt840 bruh