Best Unhinged Amazon Reviews: really weird story time…

[@AdrianColley]

The reason the Three Wolf Moon reviews are famous is because the manufacturer felt the need to respond publicly. One review said "this shirt cured my cancer" and the makers responded "there is no way our shirt cured cancer". Which told everyone _they were reading the reviews_ and that really poured nitro into the creativity.

[@ResidentMilf]

I'm pretty sure this is also the shirt that Dwight wore the night before Jim and Pam's wedding on The Office.

[@BrightBlueJim]

Okay, here's the thing: there's a concept in writing called "foreshadowing", which can be best described by example. If there is a wood chipper mentioned in a story, SOMEONE is going into it. It's as simple as that.

[@cornelldgreen]

Chekhov's gun...

[@matthewgibson27]

Chekov's Woodchipper.

[@djacobmadrigal]

I’m sure she knows what foreshadowing is;

[@jawjagrrl]

Yep. Checkov's woodchipper... just a thematic upgrade from the razor, eh?

[@johnlangford3905]

I wouldn’t mow the lawn if neighbors had a birthday party. Still I could be a better neighbor.

[@zoeyblouin6527]

Become a publisher author? No Thank you! Write a full length heart wrenching story on a milk review? YES PLEASE!

[@rebbecachunn]

She has a totally amazing reading voice. I'd love to hear an audio book narrated by her.

[@LSeverusPertinax]

YES!!

[@carleakins2153]

Same.

[@brendaswolfe1435]

Ikr

[@loisbolton1800]

💯

[@daverhoden445]

Not just yes but hell yes. And as an added bonus there's that laugh.

[@RydarkVoyager]

Am I evil for loving that 55 gal drum horror story? Especially that last part of the kid flying into the wood chipper? Now I want a movie adaption (Quentin Tarantino, lookin' at you bruh)... Yes, I am evil.

[@icemancometh8679]

You can't read three kids were thrown off the merry go round and made ginger bread shapes in the side of the house without invisioning that exact thing.

[@williamdixon8961]

Jon Woo? Action, Jackson!

[@audaciousred]

Not at all I laughed so hard my insides hurt, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard

[@karewillison]

watch Dale and Tucker vs Evil. You're welcome

[@heatherdetrick9750]

If the dumbass who brought a huge thing of lube to a kids birthday party should have been the one in the wood chipper.

[@lockhimup-ub2tz]

The haribo sugarless gummy bears reviews are solid gold

[@sarahadair5890]

My favorite!

[@markiangooley]

I’ve been an insulin-dependent diabetic since 1970 and occasional overindulgence in various sugarless candies that are largely sorbitol or other sugar alcohols has made me all too familiar with these side-effects. The dose makes the poison. Also, some sugar alcohols also raise one’s blood glucose almost as much as regular sugar does, notably, mannitol, which now seems usual in many types of sugarless chocolates. You’re raising your blood glucose and also eating a laxative: this has drawbacks. Allulose-sweetened candies can’t show up soon enough.

[@lockhimup-ub2tz]

@@markiangooley i have definately had varying results with different sugar free candies, and yes, the dosage matters lol...

[@f100sCUSTOMSCLASSICS]

The best reviews yet!!!

[@NickFrom1228]

Haribo reviews are legendary.

[@maryrandolph1946]

Dear Miss Hippie…..I have just watched this on 6-22-24 after attending a funeral. You have once again restored my will to live. Hope you see this. In my mind, we are girlfriends. I get you and know you would get me. Thank you for making me laugh out loud! I am in year 7 of chemo and look for laughs around each corner. You NEVER disappoint. You are freaking awesome! 😘

[@catcolb11]

I feel you. ❤ I hope you are doing well. My mom is a cancer cancer survivor. She's now 35+ years cancer free after many rounds of chemo, then radiation, then a bone marrow transplant after a dx of stage 4 non hodgkin's lymphoma. Thinking of you and wishing you good health.❤

[@brianschuetz2614]

The 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant alone is enough to make me laugh. Even without the crazy reviews.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Didn't they use 55 gallons of personal lubricant in the bikini wrestling match in Old School?

[@makaylaforbes6719]

Ikr? When I heard that? My brain screamed "party time"

[@pedroarjona6996]

I began to suspect the first review was fictional when we were told the birthday boy name is Crispin. No expert in personal safety will name his or her offspring such risky name.

[@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq]

isn't that a british cartoon dog?

[@MrJohndoakes]

​@@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq Crispin Glover, the actor who played the father in the first "Back to the Future" film.

[@hihowareyou6195]

It is also some Roman guy too.

[@caseycasas2498]

I just thought it was fake because of full names being used. A risk analyst would know not to use personal information like that

[@spencerastbury4834]

I’m pretty sure this is a “Happy tree friends” episode lol 😂

[@brendaokuda2158]

I can't be the only one who just loves it when people have just a little too much time on their hands & get a wee bit creative....🤣🤣🤣

[@robintauber9994]

Wait... Person is in San Francisco, overlooking the water....and not only they have an enclosed yard but the nextdoor neighbors have a yard with a wood chipper? A San Francisco home with a yard is the part that lost me😂.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

😂

[@karenward267]

@@fruitarianor Modesto 😂

[@fruitarian]

@@karenward267 Give this woman a dollar.

[@bobgoodrum2896]

I find the amount of people finding these reviews helpful as being funnier than the actual reviews.

[@Twinkle_Toes88]

🤣😂🤣lol

[@dlsetaro]

I came here to see if anyone else thought this 😂

[@Akari_Nishimura]

HOW?!? Just HOW did you read that fictional short story of the kiddie carnival of death with a straight face?!?!?!?!? Or any of these for that matter?!? I'm losing it as I'm listening, laughing my head off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kellyjoevans223]

Either this is a creative writting program that blindly picks a writing style and a product OR is some kind of writing flash mob. This now tops "where are we going" love it

[@Twinkle_Toes88]

💯 😂👍 Yes, feels like a HS creative writing challenge!! Well done 👍. 💖LOVE IT SO MUCH!! 💖

[@catcolb11]

There's a book called "Naked Came The Manatee" in which 13(?) different authors each write one chapter of a book, each leaving a more and more absurd challenge for the next writer. It makes for a fun read.😊

[@Pjrock2112]

I died once on a waterside,my mom was pissed.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

😂

[@Musicwarmsmysoul]

😂😂

[@SpoonHurler]

You died once on a waterslide? Rookie numbers, my friend.

[@robertseguin4875]

"A blurry screaming disk of human suffering" literal gold. thanks

[@LaynieFingers]

This? This whole thing? This should be your calling in life... bringing joy to the universe!

[@Lunarplex]

Your horrified, guilty and gleeful laughter along with your flawless readings have totally made my day. I wish I could retell these reviews but I guess I’ll just share this video with everyone I know.

[@Refashionedhippie]

Thank you so much!

[@catcolb11]

​@@Refashionedhippiewatching in bed after a hard day. I laughed so hard I woke up my partner!😂

[@jabine59]

How did you manage not to cackle like a wailing banshee while reading this???!!!

[@sarahadair5890]

It's a talent!!

[@TroubleReading]

I feel inspired to try to start writing my Amazon reviews in such memorable fashions as these

[@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat]

When they said "act of god," I was like, "dont you dare make an insurance joke right now" 😂

[@FlamingRobzilla]

I think she's found her nitch. I love this. 🧡 Cold reading these reviews is brilliant.

[@Just1Nora]

*Niche. They are absolutely unhinged and hilarious!

[@norastorvik4155]

​@@Just1NoraI second this as the 2nd Nora

[@PinataOblongata]

Niche rhymes with quiche, sheesh!

[@randomrainbow4479]

55 gallons, eh? All in one barrel. What a nutty existence we have.

[@runswithwolves61]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Clarachk]

I open this video to watch it in my eyes glance down to the comment spotting yours first. I immediately knew what is reviews for without even looking to play button lol is that bad? Haha!

[@rachaelandriulli1198]

I've read they use this for when wild animals get stuck in jars or fences

[@AimeeGirl]

Can you imagine how heavy 55 gallons would be ...

[@emmasouthwell5764]

You read it very well.

[@guineawuv]

You should do those Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. 😂

[@Junierox]

This is my favorite unhinged review 😂

[@jessicacowell5424]

Omg it's the best.

[@kharriger6439]

Came to see if some one else would bring up the sugar free gummy bears!

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

Yes! The sugar free gummy bears!

[@HopskotchBunny]

She did 😂

[@Nicesmile13]

I always loved your reviews and funny comments, made me laugh. However you’ve taken it to another level. I’m here on a business trip, spending what would have been a very boring evening listening to you read these reviews like a “Bad” (naughty) Jackanory, eagerly waiting for the next one and marvelling at what can only be described as epic story telling and a lustrous and enigmatic reader. The “WTF” and your giggles at the end of each story make it even better. I would write more however am concerned that this might be read out like the psychotic 55 gallon drum parent. Be well, keep finding these and please keep reading them out, the only thing I would add is when you start the next one, look into the camera and say “ are you all comfy, then let’s begin” 😂. Xx

[@Refashionedhippie]

I love it! Definitely doing more story times!

[@michaelvanhorn3271]

Your laughter and Cheer is so needed

[@Twinkle_Toes88]

Absolutely!!👏👏 I always know I’m going to get a big ol Belly Laugh every time I watch!! 😂🎉❤ #THEHIPPIELIFE

[@seofra8252]

I love the unhingedness of all of this.

[@jacquelinefranklin9556]

Oh girl… the reviews of sugar free haribo gummy bears… the 5lb bag. Read those.

[@dragonprincess8205]

She already has lol that's what started this new category of awesomeness. You should go find her video on it but I would love for her to do a part 2 on the gummie bears there are so many good ones

[@devonarmstrong1610]

Yessssss! Those are pure gold!

[@jawjagrrl]

I clicked on this video hoping for my favorite sugar free gummy bear review - the guy on a date at a new girl's tiny apartment where she had some in a candy dish. It didn't go well. There's also a review for a gel pen "for women" that was all pastel inks that was pretty glorious.

[@petersuozzo1227]

Your channel has been a new favorite with the signs and products. You are my favorite now. Thank you!

[@Refashionedhippie]

Wow, thank you!

[@Sorchia56]

Absolutely!!! I’m always laughing out loud with every video! EPIC, positively EPIC!

[@Twinkle_Toes88]

Me too!! 😂👍🎉

[@petersuozzo1227]

@@Twinkle_Toes88 This channel is the most entertaining thing I’ve found in a really long time.

[@petersuozzo1227]

@@Refashionedhippie Thank you for what you’re doing.

[@mikecynic5167]

"Well lubricated 7 year olds" 😂😂😂

[@CoyoteWildFlower]

I'm so impressed you cold read these without collapsing into helpless giggles. More, more!!!!

[@Serai3]

Your glorious reading of the Three Wolf Moon reviews inspired me to finally get down to ordering one, after all these years. :)

[@jackwaycombe]

The short ones can be amazing too. Like a 5-star review I saw recently for some totally non-essential piece of internet-controlled home hardware... "I just opened this. Haven't used it yet, but it's SO COOL!!!" I'm beginning to wonder if evolution just made a U-turn...

[@lizhowerton895]

You couldve stopped with the fact they named their kid crispen😂😂

[@janscott821]

Who knew the entertainment that could be had by reading reviews? You make them so fun!😂

[@anndennis7163]

These people need to write books and sell them through Amazon. LOL too funny.

[@audreylittle6229]

ABSOLUTELY YES PLEASE do more of these!! 😊💜

[@Dovesland]

This was amazing!!!! I adore your content and your creations but the laughter I get from your videos is a much needed pick me up for my days. Please continue to provide these wonderful videos for us and hopefully I can send some pics to add to your collection of bad designs. lol. Thanks again so much for these videos. You truly have a gift for sharing joy with the world!!! 🤗🕊️🤗

[@Twinkle_Toes88]

Well said!! ❤🎉❤

[@icemancometh8679]

The evening was fast approaching and ithe nght sky was even darker with the overcast of clouds. It was cold, the kind of cold wind that would bite your skin. I was deep in work at my desk and she walked in. She started telling stories about products and I was totally mesmorized. I quickly put the tea kettle on the stove to make some tea. Because I knew it could only get better. Kids in a wood chipper, bouncing over tree tops from a trampoline and 3 impacts like gingerbread men into the side of a house, I knew I was hooked. Her voice was like a drug and I had to vow to come back every day for my fix. 😁

[@marinschuldt101]

Why aren't these people ACTUAL writers!?? LMAO 🤣😂🤣 SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU 🙏 FOR MAKING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!

[@DanielLee-wc9gb]

Love your genuine laughter!

[@Tarsha.C]

Your dulcet tones are so wonderful!!! Please, please please do the Bic for her pens!!!!

[@Refashionedhippie]

They were in my first video!

[@BettyRubble01801]

Ryan B, Really slick! "You could coat a Buick in this stuff and park it in a doghouse if you know what I'm saying..."

[@moni13000]

I was listening to this in the background while I played a game and an ad played for what seemed to be like a kindle type app for romance books. And it did so by displaying an excerpt from one of such books. The excerpt was about a virgin falling prey to the wiles of an alpha wolf. 😂 I think Chad (my FBI guy) enjoyed your dramatic reading of the three wolves shirt review, and sent that ad as a thank you. 😂

[@blugreen123]

The ones for the sugar free gummy bears and Fiber One bars are still my favorites! 😂

[@annieinwonderland694]

The frebrez one is also good

[@wordsofcheresie936]

That drum is $2000.00. I think that I'll stick with the 1 gallon jug of "fudge slide".

[@LelandMaurello]

I've been following Amazon reviews for many years, didn't know they were still doing this. These were wonderful! Thank you for reading them so well.

[@MadCat59]

I really hope the writers of those "Three Wolf and Moon" shirts are now writing their novels. Those reviews were AWESOME!

[@valeriehandmadewithheart]

All of these reviews need, "Dear Penthouse" added to them. People have too much time on their hands and I'm here for it. 😂🤣🤣🤣💖💖💖

[@karifoto]

How did I not know about these?! 😂 So fun! One creepy guy review but the rest were funny! Definitely keep doing them

[@sandrawilliamson9849]

the SUGAR FREE HARIBO GUMMY BEARS IS ABSOLUTLEY HISTERICAL ITS ONE OF THE BEST AMAZON REVIEWS EVER... i hope you find it you will just die laughing and thanks for these today .. i love your site cause its like me ... off to the side goofy

[@darrenosborne8252]

Thank you so much, this was a great bedtime story.

[@tmkolter1]

Once again, thank you, thank you, thank you for making my day more pleasant- Love you !

[@jasonarthurs3885]

I died at "...ended up leaving when the city workers came to take her away".

[@bigkkm]

Love these reviews, especially when you read them.

[@catcolb11]

It's not a product review, but... Best 1 star review ever, is for a place in North Carolina, The Cape Fear Serpentarium. The review contains the sentence: "Alligator escaped from cage." Need I say more?

[@RedHeadMERMAID83]

Omg the 2nd wolf shirt review was so funny! “The toilet plunger had been destroyed like a chew toy” his whole review had me laughing. Also when she’s being serious reading it makes it more funny

[@srf2112]

Someone named their child Crispin?!

[@Vic-j9p]

That one has to be the best by far. You had me in stitches near the end. With the kids slipping every way possible 😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉 7:26

[@midian767]

More readings? Definitely! Very enjoyable.

[@gamecock2465]

There’s a giant beach ball review, and an inflatable hot tub review that I’ve laughed at.

[@davidbeaumont4455]

This was the humor we shouldn't be afraid to enjoy without judgment!

[@Skwish6952]

That first guy has quite the imagination.

[@faszikilawang8445]

Your reading is fabulous girl! I've had college English professors who couldn't read aloud as well as you.

[@1HorseOpenSlay]

What is even happening right now😂😂😂😂😂😂 how did you read that with a straight face!?!

[@deanbarnette1602]

That first one made me spit my drink out & I couldn't stop laughing, & then him finally saying that it was an act of god & that they're not covered for that !! LMFGAO!! 🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼

[@kimmaried.7313]

Find the one about constipation and the spoon. It’s hysterical 😂

[@LexieFletcher]

Definitely keep doing these!! Its hilarious 😂

[@TxDILLIGAFF]

Hi. I've been enjoying you for a few months now. (pun intended). After watching this clip I found I absolutely had to subscribe. You make me smile and in this day and age that is likely what keeps me going. 😀

[@Refashionedhippie]

Thank you so much, glad you found me ❤️

[@boba.4756]

Absolutely love your channel. Your honest amazement over the rampant stupidity that is driving humanity to certain, deserved, extinction is refreshing. Sadly, undeservedly, you and I, will fall victim of this calamity.

[@thomasmoeller3446]

The San Francisco Bay is too cold for man eating sharks. It was a tale told to keep Alcatraz inmates to keep them from trying to escape.

[@susanalfieri4487]

1.) I love your voice. 2.) Who lets kids drink fruit punch and eat cake AND THEN lets them bounce on a trampoline, use a Slip-n-Slide, etc? Aren't you just asking for red vomit everywhere? I don't understand the "order of operations" of this party. Also, "I dipped each child into the vat" is some next-level serial killer lingo. This review is hilarious.

[@a9ball1]

I'm watching this at 3am because I can't sleep. Now, after the first review, my wife is also up. Lesson, don't watch this channel while your spouse is trying to sleep.

[@themartialartsmermaid]

Oh my stars this was pure magic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I gotta start giving that wolf shirt as a gift. Please, please, please do the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears reviews!!

[@thehumanperson7448]

Lube reviewer: "My wife and I were planning a party for our 7-year-old" Me: "Where's this going?"

[@JaimeWulf]

That first one was disturbing in so many ways... What I find most disturbing is the fact that Amazon apparently does not monitor or edit them in any way... Because no one in their right mind would have found that story to be plausible, lol...

[@lenardegreen]

I've just discovered your channel from watching "Bad Design" shorts! Wow! Seriously having a good time!

[@justilou1]

I think you would earn a fortune reading audiobooks!

[@trtlgrdl]

Crispin's party.. "There were no survivors" this is Ron Burgundy material.

[@ohthereyouarepeter1435]

I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom... Go to lay back down and cant sleep.. stumble across this video... Im up for the rest of the day now, aren't I? 😂😂😂

[@coryholden666]

That is the greatest product review. The weird and random stuff that Amazon sells is mind boggling.

[@tamarasmith9060]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That 1st lube "review" is a masterpiece of fiction.

[@bcgrote]

YES! The older reviews on the lube were great! I first read them about 20 years ago!

[@nachamacolon3094]

I'm not even joking before this video actually played there was an ad for some dude trying to get me to read the Bible they want me to find Jesus because I'm watching you video

[@w5winston]

"Our 7yro Crispen".

[@thaphreak]

A friend wants to know if anyone knows if that 55 gallon drum comes with a hand pump, ya know, like jergens.

[@notsobrightnotsowhitenotso6498]

The first 10 minutes of reading aloud is what GEN X would say this mans insurance mind is light in the loafers. Love you lady, keep it up. You so funny and genuine. I love a good reader.

[@GlennHamblin]

Some folks just have too much spare time.

[@thehungrygoldfish]

Eh, better than doing cocaine.

[@GlennHamblin]

​@@thehungrygoldfish Perhaps, depending on your personal situation.

[@thehungrygoldfish]

@@GlennHamblin Well, you can’t go to jail for writing a funny Amazon review so I’d say it is better lol

[@GlennHamblin]

@@thehungrygoldfish That's a good point. However with you tube reviewers getting sued for defamation we may not be far from the same happening to Amazon reviewers next. But they will have the parodies are always legal defense.

[@thehungrygoldfish]

@@GlennHamblinYeah that’s not going to happen here. They’re clearly satire, especially the first one. No one is casually dipping kids into a barrel of lubricant for a birthday party. And most of the stuff in the story can’t even physically happen anyway.

[@schneir5]

I'm pretty sure the infamous serial killer, Todd Kohlhepp, has some reviews on Amazon for things like padlocks, that he used to keep his victims imprisoned in a shipping container. That's pretty messed up. People just thought he was joking, but he wasn't.

[@katanaki3059]

I once reviewed the budget model composting toilet. My best composition yet. They discontinued the model though so it’s no longer available to read.

[@TheeAmbientUnfazed]

Omg this was hysterical PLEASE do more of these i love your content❤❤❤❤❤

[@CairSilverwolf]

first one reminded me of a film of sorts, one that was Happy and had Tree and Friends in it. It was in my early high school years... but the mental scarring is there. Luckily it was overshadowed by other things, or else I would still not be able to humm "la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la"

[@Fusako8]

Unprepared giggling hippy. Just what I needed on my birthday. :)

[@jolenealaska]

What a joyous day when you showed up in my feed a week or so ago. Candor, enthusiasm, irreverence, wit, empathy, intelligence - Darlin', you've got it all!! And you've got a brand new fan

[@Refashionedhippie]

Wow! Thank you so much, so glad you found me.

[@MsShellectable]

Asparagus Grabalsky et al: TL/DR: I’m too sexy for my shirt

[@imdawolfman2698]

The 50 gallon lubricant review was read so masterfully I am in awe. You plugged on and on, barely losing cadence as scene after incredible, horrible scene until the end, when you deservedly lost it. All I can say is you must have emptied your bladder just before sitting down as otherwise you would have peed yourself.

[@woodevershop]

Insurance adjuster for about a decade.... That is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

POV Me, hospital, single room. After a couple of "only me" incidents I think the nurses already think I'm...umm... eccentric. So I can't finish watching this because if I start cackling helplessly whilst alone in a room...

[@tdhawk167]

Fully 5 stars rating for the lubricant " backyard canival of death"- Lol. Great story telling

[@elizabeths4371]

YOu have an EXCELLENT reading voice

[@Refashionedhippie]

Thank you