Bill Burr - How to Handle Manipulative Women

[@Jcrpdx]

Socrates: “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.”

[@Zdravko7]

Imagine him coming home after that one.

[@danijeldavar6497]

Socrates is the reason why philosophers started writing their truths in allegories and metaphors, you just can't allow being that honest... Having brain power to figure that out, and not enough Social IQ to mask it out so just a learned few can understand what he meant... No wonder he ended up forced to drink that hemlock .... :)

[@Zdravko7]

@@danijeldavar6497 Nobody forced him, he chose it.

[@ramramirez4660]

Hahahaha

[@kyledonnelly8069]

Dead serious I became a nihlist during my last relationship XD that line is way to relatable.

[@muhammadabuzarkhan7450]

How to handle a manipulative woman: 1) You can not. 2) Leave her.

[@VarthalabauHair]

Is there a woman who isn't the least bit manipulative though? Women become manipulative simply because they lack the physical strength men have so they need to "win their battles" with unorthodox tactics.

[@muhammadabuzarkhan7450]

@@VarthalabauHair Good point.

[@Kmmlc]

@@VarthalabauHair Is there a MAN that doesn't manipulate either? Your comment makes it seem that only women do this. Men and women manipulate others all the time.

[@Dibelchii300]

I had a girlfriend who was manipulative. Then she met my gay brother and my sisters. One conversation later after a night out with all of them she ran for the hills, never returned.

[@alwayslevitated9089]

There is a logical explanation for this to those in the below reply chain..!! "NPD" Narcissistic Personality Disorder..!!" "Cluster B Personality Disorder Spectrum..!!" This is not the byproduct of being a male or a female..!! More so a byproduct of parental attachment style..!! Take for instance the recent clamor regarding Will and Jada Pinkett Smith with regards to Jada's "Entanglement" with the "younger fling" at Will's expense..!! Jada is an "emotional abuser" who lacks empathy..!! Will Smith, despite being fully aware, That what is happening to him is wrong..!! He is conditioned likely, by his own maternal parental style to gravitate towards an abusive woman like this..!! She can spot the susceptible type like him from miles away too..!! Manipulative Narcissistic individuals are predatory on these types of susceptible co-dependent types..!! She used to talk to 2Pac..!! Another emotionally volatile male..!! A pattern of behavior with these types of women..!!! This is the tragedy..!! When people make a "blanket answer generalization" about the opposite sex based on their parental attachment style having only presented the exact same type of emotionally abusive partner every time without failure in their adult intimate relationships..!! You are somewhat predisposed, If you were raised by an emotional abuser..!! You already have "fang marks" in your neck for the "Emotional Abusive type" to gravitate towards you like a wolf in sheep's clothing..!! 🐏🐑=🧛🏽‍♀️🧛🏽‍♂️ The ones that seem so wholesome or angelic and innocent are the worst ones..!! Sort of like "Eric or Bill Compton" on that "True Blood" show that used to come on HBO..!! 🧐

[@excusemygangster]

The one who loves the least controls the relationship

[@wyzeinfinity7243]

This is sad but true

[@infinitetundra]

Thus says it all cause Women don't love.

[@wyzeinfinity7243]

@michelle lemagueresse nice joke I hope your being sarcastic 😭😭

[@LeaveBetter]

True, and I got no love for these thotties.

[@abritishguy8351]

@michelle lemagueresse I'm not sure you actually believe this... I don't want to be trolled but still Clearly men and women both manipulate.

[@brookvalencic]

You can’t lose if your not playing the game. This is the greatest gem of wisdom. It applies to women, men, work or leisure. Never play other people’s games.

[@UnwarrierChicken]

I don't know what to think. Then also expect others to play your games?

[@shamancolin]

Spot on. That is how I try to live too. But eventually, emotions do pull us into others' games. It's human nature. Unless you are a sociopath.

[@n0odles86]

@@UnwarrierChicken just don't play games. Live as an honest person, don't allow dishonest assholes in your life. Best way of life. It's really peaceful, tbh.

[@obamajoker7166]

reminds me of that computer who paused tetris right before it was about to lose

[@dahliafiend]

The quote is supposed to be you can’t WIN if you don’t play as encouragement to live life. Nobody sets out to play games. People fall in love and sometimes that gets taken advantage of.

[@TheMarky26]

Nothing makes a woman angrier then not getting a reaction..😂😂😂

[@Thegoldenchild415]

#Facts

[@Alfred_Atheling]

But it does get them to burn out faster remember bigger the fire the quicker it goes

[@damiananguiano5295]

I think it helps get there attention more. Besides pissed off. But if I have to do it so often. Then hopefully you at least no where the relationship is going to end.

[@gj8683]

That's what you get from someone who treats your morale as some kind of currency that can be devalued at will right before your very eyes -- unless it's clear that you're having none of it.

[@OttoMatieque]

than

[@TheShaitan2000]

First you laugh with Bill jokes. Then you get to know him in his podcast, and suddenly he's that grumpy uncle that actually gives the best advices when everyone else just say nicey and bold things.

[@Fernuhdo_e]

you're on point

[@plasma19]

THIS.

[@nickafanasyev6550]

He got gamed up by late great Patrice Oneal

[@gameragedad8953]

I once won an argument with my wife. That's why she's now my ex wife.

[@obsidheart]

What did it cost? Everything.

[@gameragedad8953]

obsidheart Money well spent. My life is 1000 times better off without her in it.

[@Sammie551]

But women are in love with smart men

[@vn_1]

@@Sammie551 no they don't. They cant handle someone smarter than them.

[@mohammadbuhamad7744]

@@obsidheart sanity is better

[@jamesbeam5373]

Bill, you are a living legend. Like listening to a good friend over drinks. Everything you said is true. I'm a fan for life.

[@christiancoats1]

Simple, tell her you're moving a second girlfriend in to help pay the bills.

[@cctmilo]

lmaooooooo

[@imadali2521]

You're a fucking moron🤣🤣🤣

[@Agrillot6]

Christian Coats I’m going to get a second husband to help pay the bills, and help around the house and to fuck me properly.

[@lloydllewellyn9206]

@@Agrillot6 yooooo

[@Neogenesisdiablo]

@@Agrillot6 I can be that dude. Lol. Jk

[@billithoumilli2952]

He’s absolutely right and this is how you win any argument, with anybody. It’s called “disarming.” You disarm them with empathy first and why you understand their point of view but then you tell them the more logical reasons why you disagree. I’ve swayed every argument to my favor when I started doing this instead of firing back.

[@straightcashhomey1261]

Unless they have a personality disorder, you are 100% correct

[@sean2549]

You talking about women ? Cause that sounds like a fantasy land.

[@anderseckstrand7033]

That strategy doesn't always work though, you also need to train in martial arts. 😉

[@Renulph]

"It's an ego thing" = gaslighting, getting you to doubt your own thoughts. Pretty insidious, lol.

[@nelsonbetancourt9306]

Selfish manipulation. They're not even married. If something was to go wrong with their relationship in the 2 years they'd be living with her parents (which is the dumbest shit I've ever heard), he'd be SOL and out on the street.

[@SSPspaz]

Well, to be fair, it likely IS an ego thing and that's not necessarily a negative thing. There's nothing wrong with having enough self-respect/pride to refuse to move in with her parents.

[@Matthew7021]

Pretty jew like imo

[@mr.anderson9938]

Just remember it’s the females fault if you are suffering, easy peasy

[@artofmghow6419]

Lodey, yes, and this is very hard thing to figure out. It is like a spiderweb.

[@leebeavers6912]

This is truth! My ex did this stuff and it pissed her straight the hell off when i i would go sit in the chair listen to her then calmly say "well you have to do wha you have to do". She left. Life's been great ever since!

[@almasomerville1070]

@@AstroKitty16 Shit bro

[@jarrodmartin2204]

Wish I didn’t react all the times she carried on but I was a lesser man at that time.

[@mr.shin.5138]

Allot of wisdom in doing that, de-esculate and remove yourself from the situation.

[@nickm8874]

“You know what the sad thing is. I know all this shit, and I still take the bait 60% of the time” ... story of my life 😆

[@maxfowler9476]

Same, but I’m trying to turn this franchise around. We’re making better draft decisions and our clock management is way up. W’s are starting to come

[@wesleybullock814]

Pussy... Pull your panties up

[@tobyobrien675]

@@maxfowler9476 its the GMs fault he wont learn from previous draft busts

[@gaggita9922]

I'm 28 and am currently back at my parents because of my last failed relationship. I kinda resent what the guy said, but I get it. As a man and adult it can feel embarrassing to not have your own home. Just remember fellow grown ass fellas, It's not crazy important how/where you start. its how you apply yourself to your situation and how you finish! I'll give an update once I've moved out on my own again! 💪🏼

[@JacobC479]

Him moving in with his girlfriend and her parents is way more different than if he was having to move back in with his parents. I think living with your own parents isn't that big of a deal.

[@fumothfan9]

It varies from ethnicity and background but generally Your parent's house =/= your partner's parents house. Dynamics change

[@sumrandomguy6199]

Did you?

[@jjberg83]

Living at home temporarily after a failed relationship doesnt mean you aren't a man. Having a plan and goals makes you a man.

[@deadkennedy210]

Back with parents usually happens after divorce or a breakup, cuz as a man you take all the financial hits as the woman usually doesnt....ofcourse it could be other way around too

[@sordello51]

Possibly the worst thing I ever did. One day after getting home from work it was obvious she wanted a fight. I was not in the mood so I looked her square in the eyes and said "I know what you did!" A total poker bluff. A complete bluff and it worked. She apologized for days after. I still have no idea what she did 20 years later.

[@DareToSavorVanillaWithBacon]

"I want you to apologize" "I-I'm sorry" "Are you sorry?" "Yes, I'm sorry" "What are you sorry for?" "I'm sorry for lying about how much I had paid for those shoes" "You did WHAT?"

[@fumothfan9]

Xd

[@callanc3925]

Thats fucking hilarious lmao, i wish i had the poker face to do that some times

[@MQXM001]

Hahahaha! I’ll save this for later

[@cic6002]

I would bet she cheated on you lol

[@mackyd955]

1 day after my dads 3rd divorce we were drinking together. About halfway through the evening out of nowhere (totally off subject) he puts his arm around my shoulders, looks at me with all sincerity and says "son, if I ever taught you anything in life.....don't get married" I never felt so bad and laughed so hard at the same time.

[@klauseba]

My cousins had a neighbor who also got divorced 3 times and each time his wife took his house/apartment. And now he's old and homeless. I understand making that mistake 1 or max 2 times, but 3??? lol

[@Leitis_Fella]

If you've fucked up that many times, either you're the problem, or you have shit taste in women

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Jeez is he still homeless?!

[@jimringomartin]

I always ask people if I'm the 'Marrying kind". I've been married 3 times...marrying kind. I've been divorced twice...NOT the marrying kind.

[@slickbricknick123]

Maybe your father should look at who the common denominator is and then maybe he can start figuring things out.

[@sonofcleinias7748]

Both guys have missed the point of this. She's giving him the ultimatum of moving in with the parents so he lets her stay with him for free. She has no intention of living with her parents again.

[@MattiMattiMattiMatti]

This needs more upvotes.

[@sunburntrambler7967]

Fucking spot on.

[@MrRemans]

makes sense, COULD be possible

[@sonofcleinias7748]

Jesus guys, can you tone it down already? I'm sick of being notified each time one of you spits your dummy out...

[@DivineMultiForce]

W

[@cbxxb4841]

Bill, Good stuff, I would disagree with you in one place though. When she has worked through all the attempts to manipulate you into relinquishing your decision in favor for what she wants you to do (move in to her parents), and then goes to Anger, rather that say she is upset now and you will revisit it later, when she is insulting you try this: Keep calm, and say as calmly as you can "Well, if you feel I am such a lacking person, I'm unsure why you would want to stay in this relationship". You gotta call her bluff. You gotta ALWAYS be ready to step away from anything in life, that way you can never lose.

[@BuyMeRedBull]

You gotta ALWAYS be ready to step away from anything in life, that way you can never loose. Nothing more true than this. I completely fucking agree with you my dude

[@TheGreatAndYOU]

Dude I FUCKING LOVE YOUR STATEMENT

[@Mike91337]

You sir, are a goddamn genius.

[@soulfulsolomon]

Spot on, can't be afraid to take a loss lol

[@Gamingawesomeness121]

Dmc5 I don’t get it what does they mean exactly?

[@fz0913]

I found this video at the perfect time. Thanks Bill Burr I feel way better now. My ex was so manipulative, so glad I'm single now life is so great.

[@johnstrawb3521]

Do ANY of you realize that she hasn't done any of these things yet?

[@simplebidnessman]

@@johnstrawb3521 what?

[@gnarwhal7562]

In all my 20 years on this Earth, the one tactic that I've noticed a vast majority of women use is the guilt trip card. If you can find a way around that, their entire strategy for argument crumbles

[@BabyWavv]

___Same here i'm 20 also and i have noticed alot of guilt tripping followed by intensive gas-lighting. if you can figure out the gas-lighting and guilt they have nothing to stand on_

[@callanc3925]

Gaslighting combined with slowly trying to change the subject. When my girl starts arguing the semantics of what i said i know that ive won and just make sure it keeps going back to the original argument

[@Icecodes]

Think about trying to correct her in front of her parents that's three against one SIMPLE MATH GUYS IM OUT.

[@tdotkn9]

This comment!!!!!!

[@lclane5256]

That's actually an excellent point. Even if 100% of the facts were on your side, you'd STILL be wrong.

[@mattk6827]

I don't mind a challenge. They start in with that shit be like hey.. I'll get with you in a moment, ain't even started on you yet. Wait your turn, I got more. lol

[@localandonlinepreciousmeta3575]

matt k and then they should say “stfu boy and listen kid”. Since no man would be there in the first place. But that’s the difference between a man and a boy.

[@Razzy1312]

We all know where this one was heading. After nursing school, she'd try to convince him to pay off her student loans. She'll say that because she's making a lot more money now, if you help her pay off her loans fast then together you can use the extra money towards the future or something else. Once that student loan is paid off, she'll be out the door off to look for someone "on her level".

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Eckkk. that was painful to listen to that truth bomb go off. What a thing that is that you or I would never do to possibly our worst enemy

[@Lx-xr7ub]

"That will bring her forward in live" or "someone that is not holding her back" fucking cunts

[@UndertakerU2ber]

@Razzy1312 That’s why you never co-sign on a loan, and make sure she pays her own debts off. Even if you’re married, try to keep bank accounts and property written in your own name. That way, there’s less of a chance they could claim entitlements in a divorce.

[@scazermazz]

I knew one guy that worked his ass off while his wife went to nursing school. Paid for everything, including nursing school. 6 months after she started a job, she had an affair with a patient. After all was said and done, they got divorced. he got alimony, plus she had to pay him back for all the schooling

[@yonslash457]

Maannn... another reason to hit a woman

[@H1GHD3FF]

You don't realize how much weight women bring. As soon as I got home it feel like work all over again

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

H1GHD3FF shit dude 😂😂😂😂

[@ponderrous2659]

H1GHD3FF - Amen. I was stupid and got a house really close to work, 5 minute commute if the one traffic light is green. I have no down time. I get home from work and it's all "Finally, it's your turn to take care of the kids, I need a break." When is my fucking break?

[@muskokamike127]

I just recently broke up with a toxic narcissist and my life is SO stress free now.....it's amazing.

[@SovereignStatesman]

H1GHD3FF yes, but the thing is he wants free poontang. That is where so many guys are the whiniest little bitches when it comes to giving it up. They think they are so cool getting poontang, thinking they're going to get it forever for free, only for the twat to start tightening the screws. As her vasheen gets loose like sleeve of wizard.r.

[@muskokamike127]

Tom: you are SO right....I've had more GFs than I care to remember, and same with my buddies, and to a one sex drops off dramatically once the relationship is secure. It's hilarious when you think about it how almost ALL women start dishing it out like a treat once they hear the L word and each of them deny it with every fiber of their being. Then when you confront them with it they start making excuses. For example: The ex was upset that she missed the two cats her ex took with him when he moved out. So I (mistakenly) encouraged her to get one of her own for company. To the weekend she picked it up the times we spent together dropped off dramatically. Of course she denied it but it is hard to argue a point when we'd see each other a couple or three times a week, then after the cat, it was a couple of times every two weeks then eventually twice a month. The clincher for me (among others) was when I was sick with the flu, and ran out of tylenol and orange juice, and asked her to pick some up and drop it off after she got off work. (small town, a total of about 15 minutes out of her way). She said she couldn't because she had to go home and feed her cat. Stating "it hadn't eaten for 8 hours". Then not 6 weeks later she was going away for an overnight with her niece and nephew and asked me to feed her cat, saying "once each morning is fine". So the cat couldn't be left unfed for 8 hours and 15 minutes, but it ok to be unfed for 24 hours.....The hypocrisy is bad enough but to fail to see that it was wrong is much worse. That's a typical action of a narcissist: to do something wrong and then justify it (falsely).

[@bws1971]

When Burr went, in his mock female voice, "Come on. It could be fun, with that big bed downstairs," I freaking lost it. Too funny. I had to rewind several times

[@mrworf314]

His insight is spectacular as always, I love the tennis analogy. Great comedians are that way because they are wickedly keen observers of the human condition and society. And they always make very accurate social commentary.

[@KeithHiew]

"Tommy, would you like some eggs?" LOL. No one does gender voice impersonations better.

[@bobo77bob]

Keith Hiew Joe rogan does a pretty good one too.

[@monkeydfunky1558]

Keith Hiew lol foreal

[@ESFAndy011]

Actually I'd say Gabriel Iglesias is on par.

[@bbbbbbb51]

OW MY NECK

[@sporadicmusings5822]

Hahahaa!

[@PunisherNBK718]

what did i tell you leaving your sneakers next to the davenport? lmfao

[@SovereignStatesman]

Ghost_of_Perdition or the chiffarobe

[@jimjiminy1929]

Ha!

[@jimjiminy1929]

Dokkasan I have no idea. But woe betide you if you leave your shoes by it!

[@LFSPharaoh]

Jim Jiminy put a sock in it! Lmao I have a lot of googling to do, time to bring back the old school stuff

[@youregoddamnright]

@@SovereignStatesman The chesterfield.

[@shellylangston6879]

Being a girl, I have to say that Bill is right on the money. Don't do it

[@indyvinylz]

Well said, shelly :)

[@theinnersleeves3871]

You do it too

[@SomeGuy-be5cq]

#MGTOW

[@ronswanson9613]

You being a woman, you are nothing but *EVIL* specifically designed by Satan himself to destroy humanity, and MANipulate men into allowing you to do so. The statistics reflect as much, so don't try and defend yourself from the truth.

[@frickthat1]

Totally

[@artofmghow6419]

I think "pushing buttons" should never be excused. There is no healthy reason for doing that. Which healthy minded person would do that to someone? Being triggered, however, is another thing.

[@dennymambo]

The moment they pull that crap and I get anything besides a genuine apology, they are out of my life for good. It's psychological abuse and if they don't own that shit, it only gets worse. Absolutely it should not be excused.

[@bigez526]

"Pushing buttons" is deliberate. It's also abuse.

[@DReaves]

@@dennymambo you are dead on bro. Holy shit. Just described my 4 year relationship that ended a year ago.

[@AhirZamanSairi]

The fact that he says the best thing to do when women go into anger mode is to stay calm, shows that he's a seasoned veteran.

[@cbleman]

They're making the same amount of money now, she'll go to school, make him pay for everything while going, then dump him for someone making more money. She'll leave him empty handed and probably have the audacity to claim she saved him money while living with her parents in misery always broke... It's a lose-lose situation all around.

[@jackoneill1745]

@Satchel McQueen Video Jeez, what's it gonna take a third time for it to stick? Why tf did you do it a second time🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[@jays0909]

WiredMonk I love how nobody is pointing out how this dude should man up and make more money to have his freedom. Boo hoo someone is offering you s place to live for free cause you can’t afford to pay rent . Fuck out of here .

[@johnsonDcrazy]

@Sky yeah but statistics says most women do that than men. Why we understand loyalty better than women. That's why are great at business

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

To eliminate all possibility of that happening, it’s best to always date a secure mature woman, but if you can’t find you a good one, then being alone is pretty darn good too ! Best of luck to everyone here!

[@herb_a_day]

Maybe he should marry her

[@skippythetownie3123]

Dear God this is hitting the nail on the head! My girl of two years is in her second year of nursing school and our relationship has been fragile to say the least. Four months ago I had her move out because we were on each others nerves so badly. She moved in with her brother and it has been up and down since then but I'm trying. Bill is spot on with his advice. She gets angry and I never do. When we argue I keep the discussion on point and calmly but firmly call her on any bullshit or distractions she throws at me. When I do this she sometimes clams up and won't say anything for a day or two. Then when she's calmed down she'll contact me and we'll sort out the issue. I know alot of guys would say to ditch her at this point but I'm making progress with her and it is slowly getting better. Relationships are always gonna be work guys. It all depends on how hard of a worker you are and your "work ethic". Stay calm and always be honest about how you feel, don't lie to yourself and don't lie to her.

[@forgottenmma3694]

Yall broke up didn’t you

[@waido_]

@@forgottenmma3694you know they did

[@LiogCeartas]

I wish there were updates to some of these problems, really curious what the outcomes are. What they should do, she can go live with her parents and have them support her. And if he can afford to stay at that apartment/move and get a smaller more affordable one then do so. They aren’t married so don’t run the risk of financially support someone only for them to leave you for someone else. Think about it, if he goes through with this, and she gets her degree and breaks up with him, is she going to pay him back for help her get through school while unemployed... nope. That’s her job. Or if they stick together, risk debt and get stuck with it.

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

Bill and Adam Carolla should a love line type of thing except theres no calm guy with a degree like Dr Drew so it's just the two best ranters alive talking about why women are infuriating

[@danwest1584]

Couples make this arrangement all the time, some get burned but that's the risk you take.

[@ASSman864]

+DirtyFrigginHarry adam corolla was horrible thats why his show ended so soon

[@BG-sq7zf]

What most simps, feminist fe/males, white-knights, betas and conservative guys fail to realize: bad boys provide excitement, novelty, unpredictability and fun (fear, roller-coaster drama) to a new level. In other words, stability and commitment (no longer) won't cut it for today's 🦄. Why is that? Before she was your girlfriend, wife or lover, she already had been "run through" so many guys. And each time she slept with someone (both wo/men), she lost a part of her psyche, well-being or mind/soul/spirit. In other words, she is no longer able to have emotional attachment in a healthy or committed way. *Sex and Culture* by Joseph Daniel Unwin *The Rational Male Series* by Rollo Tomassi *The Manipulated Man* by Esther Vilar *The Myth of Male Power* by Warren Farrell *The Feminist Lie: It Was Never About Equality* by Bob Lewis *Anatomy of Female Power* by Chinweizu Ibekwe *Men on Strike* by Helen Smith *Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars: An Introductory Programing Manual* by Anonymous Isaiah 3:12 *Childish* leaders oppress my people, and *women* rule over them. O my people, your leaders mislead you; they send you down the wrong road. Proverbs 31:3 Don't give your strength (attention, resources, mental point origen) to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings. Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Feminist's Ideology from Sheryl Sandberg, chief operating officer of Facebook: "My advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier."

[@85sprint]

Damn when he gets to the part about her using weekness and childhood confessions.... Nail on the head.

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

If a woman makes anything about your “manhood” then it’s over. Period. You don’t have to explain yourself (unless you’re caught cheating) on that level. Everything up to that point Is on the table, but if manhood ever comes up she better be superior in every other way to not just walk away.

[@straightcashhomey1261]

The go with subtle attacks first. For example, “I can’t believe you are being so sensitive.” A man hears that as ‘you’re being a p*ssy.’ They really are masters of manipulation.

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

@@straightcashhomey1261 to be fair we do the same when we sat 5hings like, "Thos3 pants make you look heavy." Doesn't matter if it was a stole signal on outside or not, it's what she hears. But I agree that there are signals (phrases like you mentioned) that are signals a bigger issue is brewing.

[@callanc3925]

If she cant have an argument without throwing out personal insults for no reason, then its not worth the effort

[@MatthewHolevinski]

Bill Burr the Father.

[@MatthewHolevinski]

When I'm bored during an argument, I just start challenging their womanhood, I like to see how they react when their reality spirals out of control. Cracks me up to no end.

[@MatthewHolevinski]

Right! I do NOT want to explain to a panel of doctors how a serated object wedged itself firmly into the side of my colon past my anus.

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

Yeah, I like how feminists like to lecture about what a "real man" would do- as if they would ever tolerate being told what a "real woman" does... they call that "mansplaining" and supposedly that's wrong.

[@MikeBrownLegend]

Matthew Holevinski ah, the Patrice O'Neal "confront them and insult your way to their panties" method. I like it.

[@sheikh1906]

The Father - Leykis The Son - Burr The Holy Ghost - O'Neil (Someone please turn this into a graphic)

[@tweeotch]

I loved the Hail Mary NFL example!

[@trashthescene]

tweeotch leykis

[@ProfessorFickle]

TOM Leykis Original

[@xHannibal]

it made it quite easy to understand haha

[@drnocka-rocksteady]

Just be calm. It will eat them alive. I told my wife that I'm done arguing. For life.

[@parkerjeans5777]

How did that work out for ya ?

[@iFParasit]

@scott sanger how dare u dont play a game u cant win?

[@viciousKev]

Lmao why didn't i think of that

[@DonRobertson82]

Lol. Are you still alive?

[@tiborsol7959]

You are spot on but ask yourself what the objective is. You have options here. One is to just fuck off. If you choose to stay and go with the not ever engage in an argument method you know she will throw everything at the situation and you are effectively in an argument whether you like it or not. I like Bill’s defer the argument theory. One to be saved for those pointless arguments is the forfeit method where you just let her win and show super clearly that you have listened to her and come around to her point of view. Later you demand the same consideration from her when the outcome really does matter to you. She won’t like it so when she won’t bend that’s when you close off and refuse to participate in the argument. This is where you point out that you listen and change but she never will so you just shut down. She won’t admit she’s wrong but she knows she’s losing here and when you shut down while she knows she’s losing you win....I think

[@USMCCGAGNG]

They are so good because “They don’t have the option to beat the shit out of you.”... Bill Burr.... SO FREAKIN TRUE!

[@Tigerbites10]

Good for what?

[@chrisrubin6445]

@@Tigerbites10 good AT rhetoric FOR manipulation

[@777jimothy]

The bit at the end with the you're being hostile had me 😂😂

[@blackwinter963]

"A talking head for a corporation that just poluted the ocean" Why I love Bill Burr so much! 👊👏👏👏💞

[@AshuAhlawat666]

Bill burr is the bro that u never had

[@Dj510rich]

“Be willing to take a L” -Patrice O’neal

[@shauryatiwari9400]

He was the G.O.A.T. RIP

[@WestinBDrums]

Yes

[@alexanderwindh4830]

Should I lose the argument?

[@Dj510rich]

@@alexanderwindh4830 no win the argument if it’s about something that’s gonna make you happy because your happiness is Paramount sometimes her getting her way mite not make you happy, the “be willing to take a L” part is based on like say if i meet a girl online dating and i ask for her number but she says “i don’t give out my number until i feel comfortable” so i can either play by her rules and go along with the dog a pony show of spending my time of trying to get her to talk online more with no guarantee of a number or date because she’s already showed she’s not really feeling me by giving me that answer when i ask to exchange numbers “like really?? You wont even take my number and hit me up when ever you feel your ready then we can move on like adults??”, or i can be willing to take a ‘L’ by stop messaging her and maybe she’ll write me with a change of heart or I could just block her but either way i’d be moving on because she’s throwing off whats making me happy i get numbers and go on dates I don’t spend much of my time hoping for a number talking online without even meeting the woman that doesn’t make me happy. “YOUR HAPPINESS IS PARAMOUNT”- Patrice O’neal

[@xavierjones6852]

@@alexanderwindh4830 what Patrice meant was never compromise yourself over a women, you have to be willing to lose her. That’s how you win

[@lucassswaves]

“What did I tell you about leaving your sneakers near the Davenport”🤣🤣too accurate

[@NostalgiaMan]

See marriage is not all bad. Got to make new Hollywood writers somehow

[@geekingtweakingweeknd5922]

Tom jackson knock it down was the best line in any podcast ever made

[@thequietkid1548]

True😂. Tv show writers are a bit obsessed with cheating/being cheated these days

[@fistsocurry235]

Man or woman, don't be with someone who's toxic for you. If you're the one who's toxic, I wish you luck on your path to redemption. It's going to be a long.

[@31minutesago]

Dong?

[@130VonKleist]

This guy is a goddamn sage. Listen to this advice. I am in my 40's, dated enough, and have been married for over 10 years. This shit never changes. This advice will serve you well the rest of your life.

[@odinsplaygrounds]

The ego thing is her going back to school, wanting everything to go her way, and her wanting him to either pay for her (live for free, leech off someone else) or have him move in with her parents. Clearly it's a one way argument where she created the problem and she only creates solutions to her own benefit. She then starts claiming you're the one who's egoistic and starts saying maybe you should stop dating,... if that is her attitude, then maybe that's just a better solution. Don't sellout your own life to accommodate hers.

[@deplorableb.r.4211]

@Thelondonbadger Agree. Call her bluff. Once that shit's squeezed out of the tube, it's not going back in.

[@gadgetsage]

Yeah, that shit's not gonna stop if you let her get away with it before you're even married. Lay down the fucking law hard and/or get out, because otherwise you're gonna be on the defensive for the rest of your life.

[@jjberg83]

That includes her pressuring you to move anywhere for her. You live where you fuckin want.

[@mattmacd2009]

Not every guy losses arguments!!! Some dude gave me great advice & told me how to TURN THIS FRANCHISE AROUND!

[@Sammie551]

Dude, you will get the "silence treatment"

[@stevet6665]

Ombili Naikaku - Then you can enjoy the peace and quiet. 👍

[@frankmann7194]

@@stevet6665 Best gift she could give you.

[@abdullah9447]

Yeah, because there's no reason to hit a woman right😂😏

[@waido_]

@@Sammie551and? When they’re ready to not be silent anymore, be silent back? Or better yet, if the bitch doesn’t wanna talk anymore because she’s holding a grudge over an argument she lost, she can just get the fuck out?? I like the second option best.

[@thompson223]

He's the cool, wise uncle we all need

[@stefan_HEX]

I figured this shit out when i was 8 years old, watching my dad handle my mother. It works exactly like you tell it here! Be calm like a politician, never raise your voice for even a sec. You win (assuming you are right to begin with!).

[@Lx-xr7ub]

Ok rebecca

[@Maizerus]

Patrice O'Neal summed it up. "Be ready to take the L. Say to yourself, 'I'm BETTER than you'."

[@jayflyaz4481]

This is textbook how to handle it. .. but what if she grabs a couple knives and says she's gonna cut you or hurt herself and say it was you lol . A crazy manipulative female is a fragile being. Scary situation

[@TwiggehTV]

Whip out your phone and record that shit. also get out of there and call the cops when at a distance.

[@Gabe62046]

That happens once in a while. Keep standing your ground, the two times it happened to me, a few weeks later we broke up, both times. You’ll figure it out with this girl or find someone better. I’m lying in bed with someone better right this moment, and I’m fucking glad.

[@mikeyroberts647]

You tell her to go for it ,fire away

[@SovereignStatesman]

Jayflyaz if she ever does that, tell her that you have a Blood Oath with a group of men to kill any woman who tells lies about them. That way, even if you went to jail, then she would think those men would kill her for it. Women love to use the law to get even with men if they think nothing will happen to them for it, but if they fear for their lives then they would never do anything to jeopardize it because they are pathological narcissists.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Twiggeh that won't work, the cops will believe her and not you. Even if it's on video. The best thing is to tell her that you are part of a secret club of men that is sworn to kill any woman who tells lies about any of them.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

I supported my wife while she studied, and later she did the same for me. But we were married. Would I do it for a girlfriend? Fuck no! People like that end up sorting out their problems with Judge Judy.

[@inloth5779]

I am floored listening to this. Literally described my wife to the letter. Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone.

[@kathyanuenue9423]

A relationship is between me & me...the rest are a reflection of that. If you're happy w/yourself single, you'll find someone who's happy w/themselves single. You're talking about people who've had childhood traumas & bring their unresolved issues into a relationship. Not all women-people-men are as messed up as the ones you've experienced.

[@ricardoaranda1075]

Bill, I love your advice to practice being calm during a woman's shit storm! This is exactly how it went down when I had a custody talk at her parents' house mediated by her mom. I practiced visualizing what I would say and do. I went in there feeling like I was walking into the lion's den and left like Daniel in the bible who stepped out of the lion's den unscathed. She wanted 70/30 custody and me to fork out more money. The talk started with me discovering that the divorce decree was signed and I showed it to her in her own email. This decree stated that we had 50/50 custody and as a responsible loving father it felt it was perfect especially after having done 50/50 for the past 3 months in order to help her work more hours and discovering the value of quality time with my 5 children. The first thing that she mentioned after I stated that I showed her the agreement in her email was, "You need to be more financially responsible for your children than just $200/month" and I realized that all that she wanted was more MONEY!!! It pissed me off but I kept my cool and had prepared myself for this including the fact that she would have the homecourt advantage. I simply said over and over in a very even and calm voice, "I'm sorry you feel that way but unless you are willing to keep custody at 50/50 and only discuss scheduling then this discussion is over." After a half, an hour of this and her and her mom bringing up different concerns I got up and walked away in total peace and gratitude for all that had transpired with the ex yelling after me and threatening me. That feeling and joy that I experienced were exactly as you described it! Soooo satisfying but I wasn't from a place of hate or vengeance on my part but from a place of love and gratitude. I didn't have any hard feelings toward her or her mother in fact I thanked her mother for the use of her home and her time. I also learn that Love can really conquer all! I always thought it was a bunch of bullshit but it's true because if I come at any situation whether it be a guy with a gun or a woman with her vicious words with love, gratitude, and understanding here are the outcomes. 1. I leave the situation with a friend, peer, and/or advocate 2. I leave the situation with a person who dislikes me/hates me 3. I get shot physically or verbally No matter the outcome I leave being true to myself and to my higher power. This is how Love can become my shield and my sword. This is how love really conquers all.

[@WilsonianGarveyite]

Too many rules. I'll stay single. Too many blue pills for me.

[@fl260]

Weak men don't pass their genes. It's always been like that.

[@ch3573r90]

So thats why the world is full of retards? Because only the strongest and best passed on their genes,... wait...

[@dexim7956]

watch the intro to "Idiocracy" Only the weakest and stupidest pass the most genes

[@trevipp]

Wilsonian Garveyite vcvh

[@anjansarkar9803]

Smart man. But don't give up yet !! Many wonderful women around, just harder to find.

[@xavierrenger]

I have to say, this is the best life advice I EVER got. Bill is so right! You turn their psychology onto them and just keep calm, not give them a reaction and let you some time to think about it on your side to come back with calm and well-thought arguments.

[@artofmghow6419]

In my experience, when she is pushing buttons, and you stay cool and suggest that we should discuss this later, she will either: 1. Cheat on you... or 2. Call her mother and talk bad things about you or listen to her mother convincing her how bad you are for her... or 3. Call her girl friends and do the same as in number 2 (it can be a guy friend too).

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@Dan M7 "undiagnosed bipolar woman" seems like a lot of unnecessary words to say "woman". hell i bet even half of men are "undiagnosed bipolar". if youre not bipolar then why are you letting a bipolar woman drag your emotions all over the place?

[@alexanderleeart]

plus, if he moved in with her parents she wouldn't be attracted to him anymore

[@Davidjune1970]

You got that backwards... you will literally see the woman be treated like a toddler and will lose all respect for her

[@Sisterlisk]

@@Davidjune1970 Not all parents treat their adult children like toddlers. It's more likely that the gf will lose attraction because of this very beta move.

[@nnoffuture]

Exactly. She would start looking elsewhere soon. She’s basically telling him in code to “get a second job”

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@Sisterlisk saving 1000 or more a month on rent and allowing your girlfriend to invest in her future is a beta move? and paying 1000 a month to some evil landlord is of course a very alpha move. you have been brainwashed by trickle down economics propaganda, friend.

[@catwilk8213]

That's hilarious even the girls are going don't do it

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

C W that never works tho lol

[@blakeh8582]

But her GF's will be against him😜😝

[@yeahdude7184]

I took his advice about staying calm. I literally show zero emotion during arguments. It makes my gf so furious lol

[@unglaubiger5645]

It makes her furious because her mind games don´t work anymore. When a woman gets angry, most men try to please her. If you don´t do that, you´ll get the silent treatment, which is just another mind game.

[@yeahdude7184]

@@unglaubiger5645 And the final stage is crying

[@unglaubiger5645]

@@yeahdude7184 crying and begging

[@julestube3799]

"Be water, my friend" Bruce Lee

[@jonasschellenberger9267]

Bill I just discovered you, you're amazing. Nobody else speaks that way and more people need the courage to even THINK like that. I appreciate it, keep it up

[@ReeceDee]

Not just in relationships.. In life.. Know when to say no.. And refuse to budge when you're the reasonable one.

[@ashleelmb]

I've lived alone for decades and it gets lonely. But the lack of hassle makes it all worth it. The juice from a serious relationship with a woman is just not worth the squeeze. Dates and sex, fine. Anything more, forget it.

[@wesleybullock814]

Ditto.... I'm 51... Never married... No kids..... I love it

[@ashleelmb]

@@wesleybullock814 Yep, not having to pay for women and kids saves you a lot of stress and money. Such bliss 😅

[@hyzcagulada3559]

@Donny Dingleberry we all die alone.

[@hyzcagulada3559]

@@nichenetwork9817 what im not an incel.Maybe you are.You are ugly af.

[@Thedarkknight2244]

It’s not totally unreasonable that she asked him to move in with her parents, but she shouldn’t be that unaccepting of what he wants if that is indeed what she did. They should just discuss it but shouldn’t hold it against him if he doesn’t want to

[@TheTruthPenguin]

And to think that these are Nurses that handle our medical interactions.

[@freeman98720011]

Stfu stacey

[@fumothfan9]

@@TheTruthPenguin 3 to 1 most nurses are eh. Same with the medical field. It takes alot to be a doctor or surgeon. Only 4 years standard nurse or a bit more and assistant or the 1 tier below doctor. Where you can check the patient but not be 100% a full doctor. Its like it takes a metric ton to be president or a house member. Not so much a local politician or a federal worker like a US postal service mailman or secretary at the city.

[@L_Qu]

Like a talking head for a corporation that just polluted the ocean. Lol, had me rolling

[@shmuel6]

"like a Coprate head that just polluted the ocean" - Boss

[@Goodluckgabriel201]

I lost it XD

[@metalovermatter4045]

my ex had a steadfast cycle : ask nicely, act pitifull by whining or crying, getting angry, act like they accept your decision to lower your guard and manipulate u later, rince and repeat

[@TheSuperappelflap]

maybe im a bit weird but if you recognize this cycle doesnt that make it incredibly easy for you to be dominant and get her to be submissive just by allowing her to think she is manipulating you?

[@hermanlabuschagne8583]

I love the “corporate man bit” that explains what you should do perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@maniacrailfan8060]

The way he says, “they have that big bed downstairs” 😂😂

[@bell191991]

Bill burr is the father/uncle I needed but never had growing up

[@vartush]

Alright people, there's nothing wrong with supporting your partner when they want to study, or moving in with their or your parents temporarily if you need some support. Actually I would say they are lucky that they even have that option, there so many people who don't. My partner supported me financially while I studied, he brought in 70% of the income. He suggested multiple times that I quit my job completely and just focus on my studies, although I didn't because I liked my job and liked pitching in financially so I didn't quit. He supported that too. I supported him when he didn't have a job at all, maybe a year in total. We have lived separately, rented together, lived with (his) parents for over half a year, the works. Yeah of course we prefered living in our own place over the other options, but hey. We tried to be flexible and make compromises, and sometimes one situation favours one person but we balance it out eventually. If he moves in with the parents and it doesn't work so well, they can stick it out for some time, figure out the next step and move out again. Or they can move further out and pay way less for rent, or rent with other people. She can postpone study until they've saved some money. If this couple cares about the other and themselves, they'll argue about things and think about things and make it work. The fact that he needs to ask someone who knows nothing about their relationship means that he isn't into that relationship or into her, or into long term relationships in general lol.

[@BigEvan96]

How could that possibly be? Do you think people who seek couples or marriage counseling shouldn't be in relationships or marriages? Just because you ask for advice doesn't mean you don't appreciate the relationship. It means the opposite. If I'm having trouble with something or someone and I ask for advice, that means I want things to be better, not that I don't care.

[@vartush]

@@BigEvan96 yes that's true, I didn't phrase that well, asking a trained professional or even someone who knows both parties personally makes sense. But asking a total stranger doesn't make sense to me. Especially if it may be the make or break of something. Ive found that when most people ask me for advice, they come to me specificially because they have an idea of what I'll be saying, and that's what they prefer to hear in that moment. This guy might have asked Bill Burr because he wanted to hear 'leave, what are you doing?' or something similar. I don't know it got to me more yesterday than it does today lol I hope everything worked out for the best.

[@Real95neta]

Yeah, I moved in with the parents and ended up in a f'd up relationship ,Just leave and run as far as possible like bill said you wont be happy at all.

[@craigleverenz]

Having recently come out a four year relationship with a narcissistic woman, my first thought she was that she's seting up a situation where whatever happens, she wins. If they move in with her parents, they save money, she wins. If he doesn't want to move in her parents, she pulls out the "well if you can afford to live on your own, what difference does it make if I stay here for free while I'm studying" card, and again, she wins. Having said that, I realise that not every woman is sinister like that. She might just really want to better her life and set herself up with a career. If you really love this woman and see yourself being together forever then you should want this for her too. After all, being in a relationship where both people have a steady career and good income makes life easier and less stressful. I would try to find some form of compromise, like you move into a cheaper place while she's studying. Or if you do move in with her parents, put all that money aside that you would spend on rent and save a deposit so you can buy your own house. Short term pain for long term gain.

[@lokisfriend]

Wow, a logical and reasoning mind. Everyone tries to do what will benefit themselves most first. It is hardwired into us, the situation you laid out is a possibility. Bill used to be a funny comic but almost all he talks about now is anti-women and he does it with a comic twist but he is becoming a really bitter old man.

[@es8336]

well she was kinda right though. If she and you can't afford it, It would make sense for you two to move in to somewhere rent free.

[@pinballrobbie]

The bottom line is that he doesn't want to.Also the line "if you really love this person" works both ways.

[@lokisfriend]

@@pinballrobbie If he really doesn't want to then he's going to have to be grown up about it and either find a compromise or move on and let her go. He can't afford to support himself so there's that to consider as well, is that what he really wants from her & a sure thing at night. That's what you get for playing house before you're ready to go out into the world, just my opinion.

[@MRJTD99]

She doesn't win if he dumps her.

[@reneaguilar3471]

I agree with the guy in the comments that girl wants him to pay for school and then leave him like they do a lot lately

[@kristianfurness900]

I love how the video ends as he's still talking, it sounds like he has just been in a real fight and is walking away mumbling shit to himself hahaha

[@Numbers24-4]

It's nice to see others know how to do this as well. Using boundaries is the best way to be happy, the only chance you have to save a relationship is by doing so. Unfortunately, the guy in this story was the "roommate to be fucked" not the other way around. And when women want out of a relationship, they get really really mean. She already knew you wouldn't move in with her parents. Call her or on her bullshit. Tell her you actually love her unlike her loving you, and say I thought it would be different. Bill burrs option here is by far the safest, my option just gets Resolution now. I don't play games with my time, I recommend you don't either.

[@Abelius]

Not having a pre-"serious" relationship negotiation talk about your individual expectations in life and each others, is the sure way to not have a serious relationship.

[@lsporter88]

Absolutely correct. I would add to that, if she talks too foul.....dump her, you don't need to marry somebody like that. Great Commentary.

[@tckgkljgfl7958]

Priorities, my man

[@unglaubiger5645]

Rule #1: Always be prepared to let her go. Threatening to break up with you is her last resort. If you can´t live without her, this will always work and she´ll get everything she wants.

[@dfreiberg]

100%. So many times I've been "winning" the argument and as soon as she puts this on the table I cave. Not anymore.

[@G0DofRock]

@5:30 Bill, I was thinking this all the time like I was crazy XD My ex would argue with me about stuff then she would _always_ end up saying something weird like, "Yeah, well YOU love the CAT more then ME!" and in the midst of yelling I stop and go " WWWHUT!"

[@EGODINGO32]

Fuck me, I needed this advice about 4 years ago when I wanted to move out on my own. My mother and sister got very angry and manipulative on me moving out when I had enough money and a good job. I wanted to move out to see what kind of man I could be, to see how far I can go in life. But because they talked me out of it, I ended up losing my job and the confidence I had in myself. Now, I'm too used to living at home, being their lackey as they work on furthering their own careers in medicine. I don't know whether or not if it was for the best. Doesn't help when your best friend OD's on fentanyl, they probably feared for me following after his footsteps. If the oil wasn't low here in Canada, I'd probably would have already moved out instead of being jobless for over a year.

[@mikasasukasa4479]

i hope youre doing ok now man

[@MohammedYabai]

I can never get enough of this guy, he’s so good at what he does that he needs no guest or a side kick besides the beautiful nia

[@bballgod237]

If possible, rent out a room of the house/apartment to make up for the loss of income. Screw moving into her parent's house!

[@neighbor472]

Tom Evans were you having a bad day or something man, there’s plenty of retarded dead beats in this section to go off on this guys just some dude lol

[@flowerpt]

rent it to a woman.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@flowerpt hahahaha nice one

[@lb1203]

The only reason I could see him moving in is if they were engaged and saving for a house. Then it would ultimately be worth it. My parents had to do that.

[@SonnyKnutson]

I can agree if you make a time plan and actually follow it to save and move out again. Don't get stuck!

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Only small problem I see with that scenario is you were getting married

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@4Mikes4Mindset4 in this case if the girl would be making more money than the guy after nursing school that would actually be financially beneficial for the guy so you shouldnt have an issue with it, assuming like most guys who hate getting married that you think its a financial contract

[@MiraSmit]

@@4Mikes4Mindset4 Would depend on how big the wedding is. If she's fine with a courthouse wedding and then something like a family BBQ in parents' backyard.... It's doable. Good luck finding a woman like that in the USA.

[@rnjesus9950]

I would add that women often don’t want a solution, they just want you to listen to their emotions and help them work through them. If you stick to your guns and don’t listen to be able to empathize, then you’re going to have a bad time. Once she works through her stuff you’ll get a chance to talk about your side, but you’ve got to make sure she feels heard and cared about before she’ll be open to hearing you. If she isn’t willing to listen to your side even after you’ve made an effort to understand her perspective and help her work through her emotions, then she needs to learn to be a good listener and compromise. And if you need to take space, just give her a time when you will be ready to revisit it in a better state of mind. “I’m getting really flooded right now, I need space right now to calm down. Give me (x amount of time) and we can keep talking.” Building a solid foundation for communication isn’t quick or easy, but if you want to build a life with that person, then it is worth it. If you don’t love that person, or care enough to try, then you just need to get out of the relationship for both of your good.

[@roberttraverso7352]

In other words, be her emotional tampon. I know that sounds harsh. Maybe I've been listening to Bill too long. LOL But seriously, she has just as much responsibility to listen to reason as he does to listen to her emotions. It's a 2-way compromise.

[@rnjesus9950]

robert traverso As long as both are actually listening to understand and empathize, not just waiting for your turn to speak, then I agree. Most, if not all of the time, my wife lands at a really reasonable and level-headed spot. Emotions are driven by thoughts, so usually they can be understood rationally. I’ve just found empathizing with my wife helps her feel comfortable enough to get to a rational place.

[@KingClovis]

"like those little maggots that they stuck in those fuckin' helmets of those guys in Star Trek" HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I fell on the floor laughing!

[@JojoCrazyCat]

Never get married, its a trap. Don't even let a women move in with you, it's a trap also. You let them get in your home in any way, you lost the game of life. They own you. If they trick you into having a kid with them, your life is over. Married or not, if you have a kid with her, you are now her meal ticket in life.

[@grizbexar6415]

You're so goddamn right. I was stupid enough to get married, but not stupid enough to have a fucking screaming, shit-spraying kid.

[@markwegner6100]

Gold, pure gold.

[@shamondiamond9305]

Mark Wegner pure gold from another planet

[@Cponyman49]

Having a partner to go through the trials and tribulations of life is priceless. Having progeny to carry your name is priceless. Maybe an ego thing as well. Enjoy dying alone gentlemen. You will see the error of your ways, but too late .

[@markwegner6100]

Cponyman49 I've seen way too many men get the rug pulled out from under them at an age in life where they would normally be taking it easy. For them, there's not enough time to rebuild. Good luck to you. P.s. I'm happy with the choices I've made specifically not marrying, or having kids and have zero regrets.

[@brianscraper7433]

I really wish I would have listened to this today before I committed the unnecessary roughness penalty this morning with my gf.

[@liamisic911]

Brian Scraper tell me about it

[@WorkerBeesUnite]

Oh my freaking God I wish I had this advice a long time ago. The visualizing all the worst stuff she could say to you and practice staying calm it just amazes me and it's totally what the doctor ordered that is the best life advice I've probably ever heard and he's absolutely right about them having more layers because they can't kick the crap out of you. We need to stay strong and not cave to their anger

[@ahmad-yasinabdullah2001]

"Like a fucking talking head for a cooperation that polluted the ocean" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fireroad01]

this was an amazing respond and it went 100x when he dropped the star trek reference

[@harryh8222]

Never tell a woman she's being crazy, shell bring up every last little thing you've done

[@pisceansith6915]

that's happened to me....

[@dfreiberg]

They say that's a sign that the relationship is over, when either party starts keeping score. The times I've brought up stuff I've done is when I can tell she doesn't appreciate any of it... like I wasn't saying it to rack up points I just feel like u don't give af.. anyway, yeah don't call women crazy, just be the rock as cliche as it sounds

[@Dang3rzon3]

Lmao! When you are listing the girls emotions and impersonation of them.

[@justashzz]

In this case, guy should just respond with "I'm proud of my independence and I'm going to protect it" If she responds with anything outside of "I understand. I respect that, you don't have to move in with my folks", then either wall up and see if anything changes, or challenge it right then and there. Nobody should ever get chastised for wanting to protect their independence

[@RomanThaDroman]

"You forget her birthday, step on her cake and you're just standing there with fuckin frosting on your fuckin foot..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davejones5640]

Where was this great advice 25 years ago, when I needed it. This is very good, possible life changing/saving advice.