Cutaway Compilation Season 10 - Family Guy (Part 7)

Cutaway Compilation Season 10 - Family Guy (Part 7)

[@riverscuomo7140]

GUESS WE GOT SOME KINDA J O K E R HERE!

[@du9267]

I didn't get it until he said Alzheimer's lmao

[@Gavin53zane]

Random person: okay sir would you please just shut up and stop calling me a joker you stupid fool

[@theirsplays8211]

Full metal jacket?

[@zonloxyt8789]

GUESS WE GOT SOME KIND OF JOKER HERE

[@althebert9745]

@@Gavin53zane Next scene: BANG! KAPOW!! THUNK!!

[@g-man3785]

The sad part is, I can just imagine a drill sergeant doing that just to screw with a recruit.

[@althebert9745]

Why sad?

[@fusefalafel7062]

how is that sad tho

[@TrapGawdd]

Because it happens to recruits that don’t know what the fuck is goin on, and some DI’s or RDC’s make it a joke

[@althebert9745]

@@TrapGawdd Its kinda part of the DI's job

[@TrapGawdd]

Exactly

[@alainwolf146]

"Shoe and Shoelace: one is meaningless without the other" THE END

[@Medumamus]

Honestly the best one

[@alldogsgoheaven]

Yup... thats what happens... thats what he says... thx for typing it out for some reason ig

[@Madgezztic]

Saosnya rezimin smoa Tristan bandeng.. thats what i hear from Russian Anthem. 🙃

[@ephraimpaul]

Great show

[@flingage]

I hate the people in charge of Russia, but I'll definitely say their anthem is damn good.

[@kayyxla4171]

the raccoon segment is too funny! “tell him to come back when he’s ready to act like an adult”

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Yup! If raccoons in general is your bag, l'll recommend Housebroken. Think Secret Life of Pets, but more grounded.

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews she's not into you sorry

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

@@xThunderMelonx no they didn't lmaoooo

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

@@xThunderMelonx she would clearly have zero standards lol

[@sxspect810]

HAHAHA YEAHH!!!!!

[@Planefan1000]

Therapist: "Giraffemire isn't real, he can't hurt you" Giraffemire: *_GIRAFFITY_*

[@Sergei.Reznov]

;-;

[@jer-man823]

Yeah, see, that's not mine

[@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084]

WHY DID HE- WHAT THE- *THATS A GIRAFFE*

[@bayardkyyako7427]

Get out of here bot

[@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084]

@@bayardkyyako7427 who's the bot? Me or Jeremy v?? Or Ireland?

[@ramonmartinez2843]

Quagmire is correct about the Giraffe not being his. Giraffes last 15 Months pregnant, not 9 months

[@hideninten]

catch

[@dedasalmeida9047]

Makes sense to me ..

[@multifandombish1855]

Then how come Giraffemire has same face has his father Glen

[@sushantbhargav4652]

They probably dated for 6 months.

[@rule34artist33]

The giraffe coulda been pregnant before

[@ZacharyResky]

The Michael McDonald, saxophone and giant crab jokes were funny thought.

[@Dark-tx9nx]

Yes they were funny thought

[@jnshnz]

Indeed, they were funny thought.

[@ercanylmaz967]

nope

[@mysterykiddo2167]

My favourite was the crab one

[@brandinop6379]

I had a roommate in college who would always have a girl in the dorm, so the scene where Quagmire is in the fridge is beyond relatable 🤣 Man would legit give me 20 cash to go out LOL

[@Ilikeburrito]

Woah lol wish I was you I need so moni

[@MuddyBluntz666]

Me:but I’m hungry for dinner Him:here’s $30 and get eating for a couple hours Me:ok

[@GaiusAcastian]

My drill sergeant did something similar to us when I first got to basic lmao

[@teenfromtexas7579]

WHATS YOUR NAME SOILDER!!!!!!

[@Dr.Bright568]

@@teenfromtexas7579 BRIGHT SIR!!

[@dabs.47]

@@Dr.Bright568 GUESS WE GOT SOME KIND OF JOKER HERE

[@Joeligma69420]

Hahahahahaha that's fucking awesome.

[@teenfromtexas7579]

@@Dr.Bright568 WHATS YOUR NAME SOLDIER!!?!?

[@jamespaley7139]

Shoe and shoelace one is meaningless without the other. Proper cartoon

[@RustyVigero2005]

no not true bc slippers

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

USSR intensifies!

[@yurikozhokin8348]

As a Russian I know we have crazy shit cartoons, but I wonder which one of them really made to the West to form that kind of opinion, because Family Guy is not the first who made fun of it.

[@sloppyphart7879]

What about velcro? You can have shoes without shoelaces.

[@nathanielgarza9198]

The joke was the stereotype that Russian’s are straight to the point with little sense of metaphor or simile

[@Liqwidbutterfly0925]

Don't need a translator for that. Tell him to come back when hes ready to act like an adult, gets me every time

[@screwyoudickheads]

lois got skills

[@sahijsandhu2219]

Yeah!! Don't wash the mouthpiece.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Everybody do the queef.

[@zufardwi716]

𝕲𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘

[@rickastley5675]

*”yeah don’t wash the mouthpiece~”* I can’t fricking breathe-

[@jamespaley7139]

Dracula's lab. It's got that bad even vamps get Ys tested before they eat, wicked

[@user-tq9sg6lv6q]

He probably had STDs. Dracula's lab tested it positive.

[@guardianboreal1432]

Hey, vampires don't take risks, kupo, they take blood, and very intellegently judging by this clip.

[@drowsyisup]

@@user-tq9sg6lv6q what?

[@FriedAudio]

I would so watch "Shoe and Shoelace" if we could get it here in the States.

[@Mk5mango]

Dark web

[@CharlesHepburn2]

In soviet Russia, cartoons watch YOU!

[@garthvader9916]

The Tunnel Of Self-Love is legit low-key one of the best jokes in all of the Family Guy oeuvre tho.

[@nagaking07]

3:45 I love how Quagmire's talking like HE'S the wronged party when he's in Peter's fridge boning Peter's food.

[@cjjones6066]

5:21 is the best joke on here. Hands down.

[@InfinityHS]

Lolol

[@iwantiguodala4404]

lololol

[@CyberController-]

As an autistic person, I can confirm that I randomly start screaming at people in hospital waiting rooms.

[@Epcness-Gaymer]

Same

[@CyberController-]

@@SonOfSteel "High functioning", yet you can't see a joke that's right in front of you?

[@odin9628]

I hate that joke

[@Sanic55]

@@SonOfSteel joke went way over your head pal

[@TicyPhenylFanClub]

they do

[@heyythatsprettygood8763]

4:47 to 4:53 actually a good point, that's the first time I've seen the vampire genre approach that topic

[@hiltonb8876]

And most times if they ever do they’ll just say “HuMaN diSeAsEs DoN’t tRaNsFer” 😂💀

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Shouldn't vampires be immune to disease?

[@EthanParmetItsDaBunny]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 maybe airborne, but blood transfer is a different thing, right?

[@Shinzon23]

So if Peter ever gets in a really bad situation he can just snap his own neck... Good thing that can't actually happen in real life

[@beno22iscool]

It can

[@Shinzon23]

@@beno22iscool not in the way that he did it and actually snapping someone's neck with your hands is incredibly difficult to do, borderline impossible. If it were as easy to break someone's neck as it is in media then people would be dying Left Right & Center from accidentally twisting their heads too fast to the left or right

[@beno22iscool]

@@Shinzon23 you ignorant fool. It is quite easy, and most people don't do it because of skin contact residue

[@Shinzon23]

@@beno22iscool ....skin contact residue....? I suggest you Google "how hard is it to break someone's neck with your hands"

[@drewthatguy4933]

@@Shinzon23 clearly you've never dealt with skin contact residue.

[@nosepickerforever1281]

To be fair at least Quagmire gave him money to go out.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

3:47 Well.. at least he gave Peter money?

[@nanaten3]

I would rather buy something outside than eat meatlof What about some sushi?

[@Sexy-bald-dedede]

@@nanaten3 meatloaf with extra mayo

[@MickeyMallone.]

The fact that they got R. Lee Ermey for a cutaway gag is glorious

[@Bus_Driver117]

That was him???

[@MickeyMallone.]

Ian The Bus Driver Yes!

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

RIP

[@cloudtem]

1:58 was DARK MAN

[@speedtracker9556]

3:04-3:13 *ahhh...aaaAaaahhh...aaaAaaAaahhh...aah...AAAHHCCHHOO!*

[@icy3-1]

Hot damn, the Gunny actually did do work for Family Guy. Rest in peace...

[@charlietheoneonly16]

2:48 "Giraffeity" Quagmire: yeah that's not mine

[@icymangaming5687]

0:42 RIP R Lee Emery really could be any drill sergeant 😂

[@UrLocalHTFAndMixelsFan57]

I Knew That Was Him 😂

[@greg_the_llama5022]

"A perfectly functioning time machine" says they're going back to 6 million BC, takes them back 65 million years ago.

[@Not_Eggs]

As an autistic person that first cutaway made me laugh

[@lordravenblade]

But it wasn’t a perfectly functioning time machine. 6 million BC is less than 10% far enough to reach when dinosaurs lived.

[@pancito326]

Thank you! Right after I saw that part I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else knew lol.

[@komododragon410]

Thanks now I can correct my parameters!!

[@Epcness-Gaymer]

Ah yes the famous mass extinction of 6 million years ago

[@ruben0222]

@@Epcness-Gaymer to be fair 6 million BC doesn’t mean 6 million years

[@Epcness-Gaymer]

@@ruben0222 yes is does because bc is before Christ and the year is 2021 meaning it makes no difference to the millions

[@CatherineMac93]

Well they didn’t wait cause a giraffes gestation period is 15 months 🤣

[@lexuses3942]

It’s not his anyway 😂🤷🏻

[@xlife.lightx]

Peter and Lois saxophones scene started quite wholesome I really wasn't expecting a dirty joke

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

As someone with moderately bad autism, probably wouldn’t be able to speak more then short sentences if my mom didn’t get me a bunch of therapy at a young age I accept the joke they made at the beginning

[@superjare23]

Just don't be autistic. Problem solved! 👍

[@wrrrryyyy12]

i have autism but im low on the spectrum and my sister has it further on the spectrum so i would say the noise making is true to real life but autistic people look horrible in family guy so i would say apperance is inaccurate

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

@@superjare23 😂💀

[@claudebraudis7302]

11

[@clickthisforawsomnes]

It’s funny how often the only people offended by a joke are people who it doesn’t effect. I think it’s this type that makes the mainstream know about it. Had to tell my boss about it cos they were worried about me talking to myself during the job. Now my boss says he gets worried when I’m not talking to myself because he knows I’m not in the zone.

[@cralted]

“I don’t know what you want, I don’t know how to help” bruh🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonhillgoth699]

0:58 “well ladee fuckin dah” 🤣🤣🤣

[@unknown634VODS]

The Sargent was an oblivion npc

[@Legoboy55able]

Bruh that first scene is so dead ass to me. Happened sooooo many times.

[@jamespaley7139]

Girraffity, yeah that's not mine. Quagmire it's Quagmire ggity gigity goo

[@loganblakemusic]

woosh

[@Dr.Bright568]

Who else but shirt pants!

[@mikedicewrites]

"I dont know what you want! I dont know to help!" It really be like that sometimes, you know they've got a problem but you know you cant help.

[@beardedgreek9069]

4:06 Saxophone can be so seductive, damn

[@the_clockwork_jackass6897]

Do you know what song the first bit (Peter's) is from? I'm losing my mind, I heard it a million times and I can't remember where it's from

[@beardedgreek9069]

@@the_clockwork_jackass6897 Baker Street! by Gerry Rafferty: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKCZkn6kh9N1rq8

[@sebastianmller8529]

Does anyone know the second part? Its on the tip of my tongue i just cant remember

[@ericgovea8144]

@@sebastianmller8529 You can call me Al by paul simon is what she playing

[@Jezza69]

@@the_clockwork_jackass6897 Baker Street

[@treadnokash7598]

4:32 knowledge is power

[@UnfilteredBoredom]

Yo, my man Quagmire was making a new type of ranch

[@troi7748]

GIRAFFE-ITY

[@mitchellgildea6944]

Yeah, see that's not mine

[@vero_vento]

Those bandits actually deserved to rob that bank. They are helping them straighten that horrible bank.

[@alecratter9898]

"Well that's why we have the lab." 🤣🤣 Technically he'd be fine anyway since he's dead

[@kershawthasavage5941]

0:41 is the most underrated scene ever

[@unnati_a_gupta]

“G I R A F F I T Y”

[@Oberon4278]

Kinda want to burst into a bank and yell "EVERYONE LISTEN UP! ...I hope you all have a great day."

[@Leopoldshark]

I liked Shoe and Shoelace until Season 6 when they introduced Velcro into the series.

[@okjeffy6581]

Velcro is making sauce for meixcow

[@thecrimsonavenger5750]

The saxophone scene was soo funny!! Lmao 🤣 🤣 they're so dirty

[@JohnnyCadeLover]

*”oh my god she’s beautiful”* *“Yeah she is it’s not yours, yours died”*

[@zaribelle718]

I guess we know where Meg gets her saxophone skills

[@grant.b3601]

"Everybody grab a broom,we are straightening this place up"😂

[@ShinyHunterkt]

I took a toke while giraffity happened and almost choked to death on laughter

[@mrbens5608]

05:03-05:12 gets me every time and I don't know why 😂

[@Sir-Blaze]

yeah I don't need you to tell me that

[@nobodyspecial9800]

The whole scene with Quagmire refusing to claim his kid should not be funny yet here I am laughing and shit. 😭😭😭

[@m3talentagency680]

Sometimes I feel ashamed of laughing at some of the jokes, even if I'm all by myself.

[@grandgaming_5483]

Actually the time machine wasn’t perfect bc it was gonna send him to 6 million bc but the dinosaurs stopped existing 65 million years ago.

[@zackcoggins9752]

It could have been user error. It happens to everyone, even the smartest of people.

[@brandonhillgoth699]

1:45 “don’t need a translator for dat one tell him to come back when he’s ready to act like an adult”

[@AtomicGolem]

Damn, what'd that raccoon say?

[@OpiumPrime28]

I can watch family guy for the rest of my life and I would never get bored

[@ferstprison6999]

My best moment when Peter was a doctor when he told that woman the infant isn't hers

[@qwertystudios3815]

2:52. Giraffity

[@darkygames9020]

"giraffity!" That just had me wheezing for hours

[@puta4152]

The first one made me laugh

[@paddy7818]

Speedtraker 95 is annoying

[@remarinracoon5309]

Yes

[@MrQuack-lu9om]

@@remarinracoon5309 agreeeed!

[@austinwainwright800]

Yea

[@-throat-]

Context?

[@Ok-rd1zd]

@@-throat- he keeps asking questions about everything

[@birbs4life174]

0:42 that drill sergeant from that episode of Spongebob where they went to the wrong summer camp that was really a prison camp

[@BlaketheBlock]

The drill sergeant from that episode Inmates of Summer was based off of a real drill sergeant sooooo... Yes?

[@LagosEra]

3:04 _HA-CHOOU_ 🎶

[@darkneon5637]

😂😂😂😂

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

One of his best ones yet.

[@reeced2639]

Started off with my favorite clip

[@stimpy_thecat]

Good video, plus I got the chance to catch up on the latest episode of Shoe and Shoelace. Thanks.

[@FalconKalinius]

Stewie: They’ll probably ship me off to Siberia! Me: *hold my vodka, comrade*

[@xfrianimations1354]

Shoe and shoelaces has to be the GREATEST cartoon of all time

[@eleanorstang08]

That Micheal McDonald one had me rolling

[@Flamsey.]

“it’s not yours, yours died”

[@simalukic146]

0:12 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@planetcoolzon]

4:24 hold up

[@dylankane9709]

The opening clip is hilarious!!!

[@TheChannelofFlash]

4:10 Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty 4:24 You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon

[@MrFennmeista]

Michael MacDonald during allergy season killed me

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

4:20 ... This one time at band camp. 🤪🤪🤪

[@aguyfromscotland5552]

"It's my book club Peter come join us,... OK" 😂🤣😂

[@LBSCR-Productions]

When lowis says peter come join us he just snap his neck

[@patricks_music]

Every time I see Peter crack his neck I instinctively need to crack mine

[@schroedingersdog7965]

06:23 "Shoe And Shoelace" has really gone downhill in the last few seasons. "Worker And Parasite" is much better.

[@dedasalmeida9047]

Shoe and Shoelace is my favourite show now

[@ZoomerNostalgia]

Ever since they did the episode about Velcro. it's been bad.

[@marcusbullock630]

4 months and no *ENDUT HOCH HECH* ?

[@beb_9345]

"Oh my god! Where's Frank?!" "I'm over here." "ₒₕ, ₒₖ"

[@flagwanker6346]

The tunnel of self love! Fabulous

1:10 that frank joke always makes me laugh

[@temon700]

I don't understand

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"Don't wash the mouth piece." 😄😉

[@BigBazz-Clips]

A working time machine that has dinosaurs alive 6 million years ago?

[@faded_lillypad]

Is no one gonna talk about how Lois played the saxophone WITH HER COOCHIE 😂

[@ShotaAizawa874]

“Grafitty” best line ever in my opinion

[@7thRoseHalo]

It looks like the career of an English to raccoon translator does well. I should consider.

[@justyngilmore1642]

0:25 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaunpenne1840]

My experience of Russian cartoons was washing machines being chased by blocks of Flats on Channel 4! Then again, I was a kid in the 80's and ate a lot of sugar, so my expectations were really high!!

[@kingjb554]

"Don't wash the mouthpiece" almost made me choke on my milk

[@zombienation7493]

I love shoe and shoelace it's my favorite cartoon

[@awab7amza292]

Quagmire: hey Peter do you mind Peter: but I have to get dinner Quagmire throwing the money Quagmire: go out

[@ZapoleanMarketingMedia]

sho and shoeless gets me every time

[@k_shiesty6894]

“Omg she’s so cute”. It’s not yours. Yours died 😭🤣