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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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[@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood]

I would so unashamedly binge-watch a young Hitchcock & Scully spinoff. That cold-open was just perfection.

[@Cheese-n-Cracka]

It’s crazy that Scully used to be Jack Reacher.

[@JinghisKhan]

@@Cheese-n-CrackaAnd Thad Castle before that!

[@cyndreblade13]

I've been saying that for years.

[@Proudfeet]

@@Cheese-n-Cracka Middle age comes for us all

[@withintheshyness]

In their prime or now?

[@leafysoup501]

Don't forget Scully knows morse code, sings opera and speaks french too!

[@shanechynoweth3639]

We are turnips

[@alexanderadams7048]

Kinda forgot about that so thank you

[@AnamikaDas-j77q]

Haha I was literally thinking about that! ​@@shanechynoweth3639

[@alanmacdonald1457]

doesnt he mess up all his french?

[@alexanderadams7048]

@@alanmacdonald1457 his French wasn’t the best but 2/3s of the words he said were correct, just not the important words but it’s well documented skully doesn’t do well under stress

[@PurelyKayden]

This is mostly Scully being a genius. But like normal Hitchcock takes credit too. They're a package deal.

[@ojaswisharma7021]

You bet your nips skidmark

[@Alphoric]

What about the 5 arrests Hitchcock got after the guy ran up and confessed then sold his associates out

[@KAROLOMONARE]

Put some respekt on Mr. Nine Nine. Rekord holder. 😂😂😂😂😊

[@asdfghjsdfgg1841]

That's so true!! Scully is the sweet, secretly genius, veteran detectiver and Hitchcock is the creepy pervert detective that leeches off his friend.

[@caddgames9885]

Not really

[@Continus]

"If we are away from our desk for too long they might update our computers and we'll lose mine sweeper." I understand their pain.

[@robertcarson7871]

Fun fact: you can find all the legacy programs on Windows computers, including the default Font editor and an analog phone, just to name a few. They are hidden away in the system32 folder. Another fun fact you may know, system32 is called that because it's the 32bit architecture

[@cantlean4440]

Not all heros wear capes. My supervisor might not consider you a hero though.

[@hsckuhns]

I'm a SysAdmin for a school district. I stealth installed old games onto machines a couple of years ago while practicing PowerShell for global policies. Doom, Castle Wolfenstein, Quake, Mine Sweeper, and Solitaire.

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

@@hsckuhns _Bless you_

[@Continus]

@@hsckuhns yo, you are the real MVP! Has anyone discovered those games?

[@NIGHTSTALKER973]

What I love about Scully and Hitchcock is they are good people and great detectives but they choose to act like morons so they get to sit at their desks all day 😂

[@IgnorantSeeker]

Not so much for Hitchcock. I do like that the show keeps it kinda realistic that we just sometimes have to work around with unsavoury characters.

[@NIGHTSTALKER973]

@IgnorantSeeker That's a very good point about Hitchcock actually 🤣

[@kanaric]

I've worked government jobs for 15 years and there are old guys like this at literally every place i've worked at. They just are waiting to get their pension so pretend to know nothing but if they REALLY are needed they step up.

[@Leoncroi]

I mean, they did do their fair share of detective work in the 70s and 80s. Now they just want to file paperwork and sit on their comfy chairs all day.

[@gbonkers666]

Well, they did there work...now its time to retire and collect that pension.

[@I_am_Dipanjan]

As a matter of fact, Scully has the best detective award. It is clearly visible near the podium. (The scene where Jake "pranks" Holt)

[@the.criollo5626]

Oh my GOD!. Well, got to watch all the series again looking for that detail...

[@InsightWave99]

Season 1 episode 17 ​@@the.criollo5626

[@modestmunky_]

@@the.criollo5626 Don't worry, they're wrong, the award says Finney.

[@hoihoi12250]

Which specific episode pls?

[@dylutant]

@@hoihoi12250season 6, episode 17 'Sicko' . It's the cold open.

[@cruachan1191]

This video needed to be 21:30 long. My Mama Magalione lasagne isn't ready yet.

[@airshieldcombo12345]

That gives you a little time to check on the garlic bread.

[@bartkarnowski4458]

Takes a lot to get mama hot

[@liftfork]

THEN PUT IT ON BROIL!

[@chrisdonovan9872]

​@@liftfork how dare you totAl insult

[@joshua.h]

​@@liftforkMad Man!!! But it just might work...

[@carlosbarrera4044]

6:52 "It's not sticky because I'm so juicy", wise quote from Scully

[@shanefrederick7731]

One of my favorites

[@Andjelka99]

Followed by black friend think quick 😂😂😂

[@JCbadminton]

"Black Fred Think Quick!" Proceeds to toss a loaded gun at Terry LMAO

[@NotoriousRawDogger]

Jake and Boyle are the future Hitchcock and Scully 😂😂

[@AlbertaGeek]

Head canon achieved.

[@Phoenix-zu6on]

nah, Hitchcock and Scully were WAY hotter

[@thetuerk]

​@@Phoenix-zu6onHow the heck did you turn this into a Jake&Boyle roast dear god 🔥

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

@@Phoenix-zu6onwhat do you mean “were “

[@skollskollskoll]

@@AlwaysBolttheBirdreal

[@quineloe]

They were never bad, they just decided they had put in enough for the rest of their career.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

After working during the 80s I’m not surprised

[@scottishjedi1522]

They were just serving out until retirement so they could get their pensions

[@Randomnessisreasuring]

@@scottishjedi1522 Nope They are the type of people who stay just because work is as close to another family as they can get. plus these guys have like 35 to 40 years. Most retire on the 25 so they can do something else. Hitchcock and Scully are there just because they have no outside hobbies anymore.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Them figuring out what kind of dessert Holt has was very impressive; I guess their detective skills are just specialized.😉 Also, Hitchcock getting up the stairs that fast and quietly was insane.😂

[@allanorme2093]

they should work on the missing foods cases

[@buggart]

I think they're not specialized. They are still very good detectives but purposely make it look like that food is their priority (Which is true but only partially). They explained it on 12:40. They purposely threw that rock on the window because Boyle was beginning to think they were competent.

[@awesomeguydj8810]

Hitchcock and Scully are just actually really good detectives, they don't like going out in the field so they purposefully act incompetent to get paperwork assignments.

[@hihi-sj8wd]

They are butt-buds and chair-champs❤

[@Promethion]

We need a spin-off with young Scully & Hitchcock, with old Scully & Hitchcock narrating it all as flashbacks of their lives.

[@shadowclaw7210]

And its Mac just hearing them.

[@Promethion]

@@shadowclaw7210 Scully and Hitchcock telling stories as Macs babysitters would be awesome

[@rachelcdmatthews2891]

And I feel like you’d only need one season. Like a limited series in that format would be so good!

[@didncozosksma4466]

After the show they got their pensions and are just telling stories to the 99, sounds like a hit to me.

[@D2attemp]

Check out Reacher

[@TheMridulrathi]

1:16 Love how the guy in the background looks up for a second like "who tf broke the- oh it's just Hitchcock and Scully" and goes right back to his work

[@PokemonPrince_]

Omg I never noticed that 😂

[@madunwagbo4769]

Notice Holt said on Scully’s birthday, “Let’s give THEM cash”…because everyone knows they come as a package deal

[@itsthejavavoid]

both are married but we all know their true loves are each other and snacks

[@thorocomments817]

The ‘let them cook’ boys.

[@logancamp9098]

Because if you don't let them cook, who knows what they'd do to you. That garlic bread is serious business

[@tonythomas6188]

Can't believe Scully had a brief stint as Jack Reacher before settling for a desk job at the 99

[@erosion271]

The pie solve is genuine GENIUS. I was sat there like "Yeh. You DO hold brownies different to a pie!"

[@abrightcloud6961]

“Enjoy your 16 minute cook times, idiots”, and Rosa smiles

[@joepwillemsen2057]

9:16 I’m down for a spin-off about Hitchcocks and Scully’s glory days

[@tinotantiado]

scully's younger self was jack reacher. 😂

[@asdfghjsdfgg1841]

Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one. Words to live by.

[@DavidDylanFisher]

Hence why I've started eating ribs in the shower

[@dependent-ability8631]

that's how i got banned from the local mall

[@itsthejavavoid]

@@DavidDylanFisheris the water running?

[@Neemal0720]

We really need a prequel set in the 70s and 80s of stud Hitchcook and Scully with them breaking rules to put away bad guys. Like a goof Miami Vice type and like every few episodes Scully meets someone name Kelly.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

😂😂😂 be it a dog or woman it would be hilarious

[@nicrome]

And like the regular cast includes young Jake’s Dad and Grampa, and Amy’s Dad, and Rosa’s Parents

[@Yasminjames2011]

@@Shae_Sandybanksand then not knowing who the future wife is until the last episode

[@keeklawless9248]

“I’ve had enough heart attacks to know what sweating is”

[@sanchitkhedkar1062]

Amy: No offense Scully, but you can't be good or bad at jigsaw puzzles" Scully: And I took that personally

[@Festive_Vibe]

They are the smartest cops there but no one hears them out lmao

[@jackdoyle8418]

So the difference between how the parks department deals with Jerry/Gary and how the 99 deals with Scully and Hitchcock is that the parks department harasses Jerry and the 99 just act like Scully and Hitchcock don’t exist.

[@Festive_Vibe]

Yeah@@jackdoyle8418

[@hikari1690]

I thought one's sad of their duo. The other is just disappointed

[@thetuerk]

Nahh! They like being able to eat, nap, do paperwork, eat then nap again with no expectations!

[@marcustiggs5361]

One epissode they were proven to be the nypd best detectives before they let themselves go lol

[@Leah_Newton]

Scully is mostly the superior hidden genius of the precinct. No one wants to admit it. 😂

[@erilaksmana450]

While you are dumber than him

[@buggart]

Knowing them, Scully would deny this while Hithcock will tell he is and just accept it.

[@itsthejavavoid]

in the cold open where jake pranks holt by moving the podium, you can see that he actually has a best detective award!!

[@Habitt5253]

"You dont look hot and bothered at all to me, show us the erotica." Im dead! 😂😂😂

[@lynell3902]

That scene with Holt's pie was amazing

[@joshscott5213]

I like how the show hints that they were really good detectives when they were young. Now they clocked out

[@nerdyguyD679]

Wasn't it confirmed they were the legit best in the 80s at least

[@Beast_Lee]

"That's my cupcake taster!" I feel you on that Scully

[@phastinemoon]

I love characters who have one defining trait 90% of the time (stupid, goofy, food-obsessed, etc) but then they show they can be the exact OPPOSITE for 10% and it HITS!

[@Mineboost]

The old Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, easily one of my very favorite tropes to see in use

[@Twerkulies]

I gotta use Holt's "I was in Ecuador" line when I missed something.

[@canismajor1186]

What's the capital of Ecuador?

[@Twerkulies]

​@@canismajor1186 The capital of Ecuador is Quito.

[@lucifersdevilishdetails.]

You’re going to muck up Someone going to asked why didn’t you come to my wedding in Ecuador And reply with that

[@doomyboi]

@@lucifersdevilishdetails. I was in Vermont. The capital of Vermont is Montpelier.

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

That's the Quito success!

[@sashaduran6102]

I like how holt immediately knows to cover jake with 20$😭

[@partypoppers1988]

Just remember how they were in the eighties, and you know they have that greatness hidden away in their lockers still 😎

[@leolusanez5378]

I love how you chose to end this video with all the right words: "Y O U C U C K"

[@PalKia002]

scully and hitchcock a duo that will never be forgotten

[@olatundedave]

"You shouldn't know so much about breastpump, Hitchcock" 😂😂😂

[@bemasaberwyn55]

I love this series

[@arm279145]

“You solved a crime?!” “What?! That’s insane! No!” 😂😂😂

[@GamerJV]

They are experts in their field. It's a field littered with crumbs and covered in syrups, but experts none the less.

[@ankurbagai1056]

1985 Hitchock and Scully were the real "Mama Magnialoni"

[@badgercdlyons]

"Magnialoni". Mama Maglioni is spinning in her microwave right now.

[@flipsfruitland9853]

I got a chair ad for this video. How fitting.

[@Poopybuttmuncher]

Makes since on why they’re still on the squad for so long they’re useful when needed but most of the squad underestimate them

[@LowfDog]

Alan Ritchson as young Scully is probably some of the most brilliant casting ever.

[@TheRyderShotgunn]

everyone wants to see a spinoff of brooklyn 99 where it's hitchcock and scully in their prime... ...i kinda wanna see a spinoff with jake and amy as old people still on the force doing hitchcock and scully's thing, probably in their desks, too

[@castleoffiction96]

Well…I don’t see Jake going back to the force or Amy getting demoted, so….

[@delraydad7516]

How do these two NOT have a spinoff? -Private detectives -Transferred to a new precinct.

[@filipbitala2624]

Such a missed opportunity, and it was a big one

[@delraydad7516]

@@filipbitala2624 I agree. It could’ve been an epic show.

[@thepayne7862]

One of my favorite moments with Hitchcock and Scully is when they are helping with Rosa's wedding and Hitchcock is surprised they aren't Amy's biggest problem.

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

10:50 I love how they are secretly geniuses because pooping with your feet up is actually very smart and helps with the flow 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Technobabylon]

Also if the door lock doesn't work, it stops people barging in

[@simonmarie83]

Hitchcock and Scully are the most entertaining duo in the show. The actors are so committed.

[@effect0031]

When they showed them back in time, I was floored when I heard the names.

[@BeckyM2000]

I can see that Jake is jealous of Hitchcock by making more arrests than him in the episode the slump, I also love the flashback episode with the younger versions of Scully and Hitchcock, I think that Hitchcock and Scully is the smartest detectives in the precinct.😊

[@DinsRune]

I like that they're actually good detectives, they're just old and don't want to work anymore

[@csquared84]

We seriously need that 80s young Hitchcock and Scully spinoff series

[@zellalaing5439]

"That's my cupcake taster" 😂

[@missyme2673]

Brilliant. Simply Brilliant. These two deserve more credit for their work ethic and authentic personalities. ❤

[@KamsPoliticalPredictions]

13:36 "THEN SET THE MF TO BROIL!" 😂

[@masonlopez2679]

OK!

[@jivesteeler3389]

Said the same thing during my spaghetti night and i forgot the bread. I know their pain.

[@calledcookie1468]

5:58 Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that 🤣🤣🤣

[@damiandavis612]

Kinda obvious I mean most characters that seem hearty and happy and often not the brightest bulbs turn out to be hiding their true persona

[@Delcoa_]

In another universe, Scully went on to become Reacher.

[@Lordrandom1]

At the 12:45 mark, Scully saying "Now you get it." and flashes a wink in reaponse reveals to me at least that they are telling Boyle they've always been playing dumb, and that they know they're the comic relief. And Boyle can hardly believe they've bren fooling everyone from day one. And the rest are only ever assisted by the best when they have no other option.

[@ouseiri3387]

I like to think Scully and H are both geniouses and great detectives , they just don't care anymore after years and years of service and they ironically make fun of themselves and others just to mess with the squad 😊😂

[@christianjung5583]

Honestly I think they decided at some point they didn't want the dangerous life anymore. So they started to be "mediocre". They want to do desk work and help with their vast knowledge they hide behind food obsession and apparently creepy tendencies.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

After being detectives in the 80s I’m not surprised

[@weirdkross9632]

they are in their prime in 70s and 80s. just looking at that time, I will also just relax after those eras.

[@Aaron-nm1ob]

I love how Scully is Alan Ritchson 😂 Reacher

[@soudas08]

Oh my god I still miss Ray Braugher like crazy. You will be the captain forever in my heart.

[@b4byj3susm4n]

*Andre Braugher Ray was the name of his character

[@VigilantKnight005]

I miss Braugher, too.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

Still? It’s been like a month

[@KBWeeds]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229And?

[@ISayThingz]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 People can miss the deceased for decades. Even if they're famous and far away. It's called grief.

[@user-xs1fd2ke4u]

its crazy how we still talk about b99, i love this fandom and this tv show lol

[@LuxMachaera]

"An Al Dente dog with a nice chew" raw 😂

[@user-kq2mz4lp4g]

Scully and Hitchcock’s Detective skills are just as fresh as they were when they were younger, but I can respect that they’re tired, and would rather be helping out the precinct and other ways then retirement

[@Salmanmalvasi3]

I cant believe that it is 16 minutes

[@mainly_marvel]

HELP

[@calebsoria1777]

Scully is so sweet. the heart of a girrafe.

[@maarekstele2998]

I honestly felt bad when he started sweating when he was scared

[@skinnyyoungjiggy4471]

we need the young Hitchcock and Scully spin-off series

[@pablozurita2996]

My headcannon is that hitchcock can teleport when in a rolling chair

[@XdewGaming]

Never thought I would see Punisher and Lucifur in the same scene 😂

[@lintonthomas9977]

Scully: "Look I have half a page". Amy: "He's the One" 😂😂😂😂

[@karayacaona735]

This compilation just made Scully and Hitchcock my favorite characters in this show

[@stealthassasin1day291]

They paid their dues in the 70-80's, they are secret geniuses but more like they have been there so long the new people don't know their previous accomplishments and thus able to do the minimum work.

[@blackbankai0354]

I really find it sweet it sweet how they bent the rules so that the witness wouldn't be put at legal risk.

[@davicajohnson3744]

oh the birthday scam was my greatest scene man

[@sgg3586]

They are the definition of "doing the bare minimum I'm paid for". They COULD probably solve a ton of crimes and show that they are borderline geniuses when they actually even put the effort into solving crimes...but that usually conflicts with how much butt-sitting they can accomplish that day.

[@pannomic1818]

*WE NEED A SPIN-OFF ABOUT 80s HITCHCOOK AND SCULLY!!!*

[@KuroKris]

I like how alan ritchson is scully 😂 when he got his first cupcake 🧁 he couldn't stop

[@generalpenultimo6502]

I would absolutely love to watch a show where scully and Hitchcock are doing dor duty 😂

[@Thatonegirl236]

I REALLY WANT 2 SPIN OFFS OF THIS SHOW- 1. Young hitchcock and scully 2. When jake returns to the 99 after mac has finally grown and amy has finally become a captain and nikolaj is like a old brother to mac and takes care of him I WOULD CRY IF THEH COME TRUE😭😭

[@farah.t]

I need a Young scully and hitchcock spin off Make it happen NBC😤

[@padmanabhanbharadwaj4213]

The fact that Scully's good at solving jigsaw paluzzles in real life is just another reason for me to binge Brooklyn99

[@ptonpc]

I've just realised 1986 Scully is Jack Reacher. Something I liked about them is you could see they must have been brilliant dectectives, they still had it when it mattered and despite what everyone thought, they had morals.

[@Thornshock]

I really enjoy their actor's performances

[@cazia9]

14:11 that flying fire extinguisher made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@emanuelgonzalez8620]

But it worked

[@Bigben-of8ye]

BLACK FRIEND THINK QUICK 😂😂😂

[@matadeverdoemden]

Fred*

[@Bigben-of8ye]

@@matadeverdoemden no

[@canadianmoth]

​@@matadeverdoemden No

[@thadman3003]

​@@matadeverdoemden yes

[@Hammermantv]

Best team ups Judy and jake scully and hitchcock jake and boyle

[@Frioune]

We did that in the 70s-80s, now we want to do our paperwork on our favourite chair...man that hits hard. They probably went through so much together.

[@bridgetroa7942]

"If people knew how smart I was it would have been harder to control them" - Gina Linetti unknowingly describing these two

[@ktizzle3]

Thumbtack mug will always get me!!! 😂😂

[@zoeyamon935]

joel mckinnon miller gets a laugh out of me every time i see him on screen. he’s just so incredibly genuine in his performance that i can’t help but love him

[@acookie7548]

he's adorable 😭😭

[@Odd_Krieger]

I didnt realise Alan Ritchson played young Scully lol. He looks very different in Reacher

[@Alex-zi1nb]

Scully and Hitchcock low key best part of the show

[@itsthejavavoid]

8:33 the way everyone is saying "they" bc we all know scully and hitchcock come together 😂😂

[@phenkusingh2952]

I like the genius and lazy combo so much. They are the coolest people to hangout and work with.

[@CanadianTimeLord]

Man, young Scully sure looks like Reacher 😂

[@meeunice]

Our favourite package deal 😂❤

[@bearimpaler101]

"but we know better than the box" SO FUNNY!

[@philipchung8682]

hitchcock and sculls periodically checking on the wife was very wholesome

[@XavierBlackburn777]

More like Hitchcock and Scully working well together