Pre-Industrial Surgeries

[@MB-ev9ix]

its like every ancient culture has 3 things in common: sword, bread, and hole in head

[@Miriam-bl9ig]

why doesn't this have more likes

[@Veegs.]

everybody born after 836 BC can’t bunga all they know is sword bread hole in head and die

[@forgetmenot6656]

We could make a religion out of this

[@adamk2201]

You'd think they'd be like, "Yo, more people in our village are dying than usual. Maybe we should stop putting holes in their heads."

[@UNDERSOCIALITE]

Bars

[@MegaChickenfish]

2:37 Crude as it may be, props on that guy for figuring out that the flesh had to be kept alive for that to work.

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

You have to wonder how he figured that out though

[@stagosaurus3181]

@@falpsdsqglthnsac Much like how most evidence-based conclusions were drawn in the medieval era-repeated trial and error. Emphasis on error.

[@ChucksSAF]

Many people had just dead rotting skin on their face before he was like "oh yeah, i need the forehead to stay connected on the face for it to acually work. "

[@dustycrustyhomelessman1648]

medical. genius.

[@deadalpeca8099]

@@proletariatpashka1956 there is no shortage even today

[@spacecaptain9188]

Trepaning is still a thing. Doctors do it today to releave pressure on the brain, especially after swelling caused by a blow to the head. It saves lives.

[@Ofallthings089]

That’s actually what trepanning was for to begin with. Treatment for a blow to the head. And relief from migraines or epilepsy.

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

But that is more controlled

[@toastedt140]

@@foxycinnamonkitten997 really sherlock? How'd you piece that together?

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Don't be like that no one likes that guy

[@Sdirtttymop]

What would be the difference between trepanning and burr holes. Cuz I remember a greys anatomy talked about burr holes and they sound like the same thing

[@BonnieBuggie]

the ancient nose job is actually how they replace damaged nose tissue today! there was a woman who chemically burnt a hole in her nose trying some anti-acne “hack” and the skin flap thing was exactly how they repaired it also trepanning wasnt (necessarily) to let demons out, it was a legitimate treatment for various injuries if there was swelling on the brain or for cases like migraines, where it feels like there’s pressure or something that needs to come out. I’ve suffered from migraines and yeah back then if someone told me digging a hole in my skull would stop it from hurting I’d be seriously tempted

[@squidee]

He had the right idea down for a cartilage graft, just not the execution

[@jameshenderson4094]

Yeah but I'm unsure they understand brain swelling, sure that's what was treated but what they believed they were doing was probably more superstitious in nature

[@BonnieBuggie]

@@jameshenderson4094 idk man you’d be surprised how much medical knowledge was learned, lost, and re-learned throughout history. the people of the past werent dumb, they were just as smart and capable of logic as we are today - if they were able to figure out a way to do a nose job successfully in an era with no anesthesia or proper sanitization, why wouldnt they be able to figure out there’s swelling in the brain?

[@52_Ronin]

Cool ancient Indians

[@XxDmanMCxX]

@@BonnieBuggie Presumably because the only real ways I know of to identify swelling of the brain are CT scans, MRIs, or directly measuring the pressure in your head. It doesn't matter how smart you are if you have no real way of identifying the root cause. They could well have figured out that trepanning made people more likely to survive head injuries, and thus done it as a result of that, but there's little chance they knew that brain swelling was the thing (or rather, one of the things) they were treating. About the only conceivable way they would have found out would be by cracking open the skulls of people who died, but even then they would not have any way to identify brain swelling in a living person; they'd just have to assume based on the symptoms.

[@storyspren]

Gotta love how the least horrifying thing in this video was carving holes in people's skulls.

[@A_Box]

Sure? How about the fat guy?

[@creapyalbinofish]

there is something oddly arousing about sucking the lense off someone's eye.

[@avocedo975]

creapyalbinofish wat

[@bp-hx9ts]

NaidiF 。 rights tf

[@storyspren]

EDY el O I don't know about you but I find having your mouth sewed shut so you can't eat or speak and have to drink through a straw pretty disturbing. And yeah, probably more so than skullholes. Skullholes can at least be hidden & protected by headwear.

[@anzac5399]

Oh you have a headache? *saws open skull with rock*

[@africanelectron751]

I get sinus headaches.....I have considered drilling my own head!!

[@brandensantillana4371]

African Electron I think I have that lol

[@karikrummi4222]

Changed likes to 420 😎

[@NM-vp4ql]

As someone with migraines, I can understand drilling holes in your head

[@ClassicaI]

That makes a lot more sense if you don’t give the benefit of the doubt

[@safir2241]

Your deadpan comedy is top notch

[@itsbk6192]

I prefer his trepan humour

[@sova656]

Is that a fractle

[@Tunkkis]

@@sova656 It's called a "Mandelbrot set".

[@phyzarel1845]

Ha, *paintbrush aids*

[@sova656]

@@phyzarel1845 yum

[@mew2.025]

"If you give human beings the benefit of the doubt, chances are, they'll prove you wrong" -Sam O'Nella Academy, 2018

[@Master_vp101]

I mean he's not wrong tho

[@KolehmainenBeats]

"balls" -Internet Rando

[@lawl_4llie]

Don't forget the insanely long duck lips.

[@ryanwebb309]

They'll prove you wrong. '>'

[@andrewarnold2450]

"boy with good succ" is both the worst and the most hilarious thing you could've changed that into

[@fnoigy]

I want to give you another thumbs up, but you already have 69

[@jacobtamez8194]

I would have too but it's at 333

[@fnoigy]

Just FYI, I literally have a bird named Pootis. I even have a video of him

[@itsmejak7888]

6:03

[@TheMan-WhoIsIt]

You mean woman with good succ *if you get it* ᴮᴸᴼᵂᴶᴼᴮ

[@samuelmarkby2441]

*Things going inside people’s eyeballs* Me: sweats profusely.

[@agentq5437]

Eye penetration

[@squidwurdiered1445]

Yeetus Mcfeetus eye fuck

[@imjustaguy4340]

Sweet gets in eye

[@10010Linus]

Call me weak but i have a photographic imagination so at the stabby eye part i kinda felt ill and blacked out for a few minutes...

[@supermasterfighter]

The way he says it is so scary too, it’s almost a meme effect to it

[@InternetMameluq]

Ah yes, back when surgery was less like hospitals and more like Mortal Kombat fatality.

[@azelfdaboi5265]

FATALITY *eyes get succed out*

[@enderevangames8376]

Just like god intended it

[@someperson3390]

Honestly I would play as them would be amazing in Mortal Kombat

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

"Back when" *citation needed

[@darnellpistachio2991]

@@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 hey doc my neck is a bit stiff. "Gonna have to remove that spleen"

[@0BucketMask0]

Recently they found an even older specimen with proof of prehistoric surgery. Some young boy, about 7, had to have the bottom of one of his legs amputated for reasons we'll never know. You'd think that caveman medicine would be so bad he got an infection and died or even bled out, but he survived. Not only did they know how to cauterize the stump, they were able to rehabilitate him. He went on to live about 9 more years. 16 seems young, but back then you'd be lucky to make it to 40, AND he was part of a hunter gatherer tribe in mountainous region. Meaning that for 9 years the other tribe members took care of this disabled little boy, carrying him unknowable distances every day, feeding him and giving him water and shelter that they aquired expecting nothing in return. They simply valued him as a fellow human. They didn't care about his "productivity" or what he could do for them. They kept him alive out of sheer compassion. Taking care of the sick, elderly, and disabled is something we've been doing since our time on this earth began. Our defining characteristic as a species is our ability to work together and help eachother, and it has been for millennia.

[@GenderTranser]

Criminally underrated comment

[@syghdeaar4753]

Cap

[@toasters10101]

There is one youtuber i love called Trey the Explainer who make a video about those examples called: Disabilites in Prehistory, and you start to realize the the early humans are not so "savages" and "cold blood" like we think.

[@0BucketMask0]

@Dominotik Ivan Tulovskiy I always imagined that handicapped humans in prehistory told stories, played instruments, maybe helped to watch and teach kids in the tribe. "No able hunt anymore. But, want hear new song on bone flute? Story lyric about how Drun beat mammoth last snow!" and the whole tribe goes nuts listening to an ancient power ballad.

[@ronbird121]

​@Dominotik Ivan Tulovskiy if he was a hunter he also could stay in camp and work the catches and materials for the other hunters, les work for them and more time for hunting, one more to split up dutys.

[@jyeedwards8049]

“Ha paintbrush aids” “Boy with succ” “Watch you for thanking”

[@crispie3390]

Your thiccness

[@genericusername4206]

Greetings your thiccness

[@morsecodereviews1553]

Shit I meant

[@aveeonwoof8317]

hello your *t h I c c n e s s *

[@bonesrat]

this comment has exactly 666 likes. just wanted to let you know 👍

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

"Greetings your thickness" Wish people would refer to me like that

[@peas2289]

Well the, greetings your thickness. I hope I have made you happy

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

@@peas2289 😊😊😊😊😊😊 May God bless you

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

@Maali Moose Holland 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm usually referred to as "GIRL WHO SNEEZES LOUDLY"

[@ayonwahid8222]

Nah Nah Nah.....You too much cray-zee to call that....its like swimming with the sharks

[@hunterfranks5495]

Greetings your thickness

[@youngmasterzhi]

Unfun fact: According to archeologists who found trepanned skulls of deceased Incan warriors Peru (dating back 1000-1400 AD), ancient warriors who underwent trepannation after a head injury were twice more likely to survive after the procedure than soldiers from the American civil war after the same procedure. Aside from the major difference in the types of battlefield injuries caused by guns, spears and arrows, another theory is that while Civil War surgeons didn’t practice much sanitation when it came to removing bullets and shrapnel during surgery, the Incan healers seemed to somewhat have a slight basic understanding of infection and had some practices and experience from performing several trepanations over the millennia (e.g. heating up cutting tools over fire or placing them in boiling water to disinfect them)

[@slazerlombardi]

Preincan tho.

[@ticcerwitztv7654]

the fact that this only has one reply and under 1000 likes makes me sanitize my hands

[@ylstorage7085]

what about them moldy bread and moldy oranges, fungus is the biggest enemy of the germs right!?

[@jasonreed7522]

@@ylstorage7085 fungi is its own class of germ (yeast infection for instance). Basically everything at the microbial level is locked in a constant chemical warfare with everything else. This is really convenient for modern medicine as if you want to kill one (say to get an antibiotic or fungicide) then you study its rivals. Additionally bacteria can only be resistant to antibiotics or viruses specialized on them, which is why bacteria went from super easy to kill with penicilin to our modern antibiotic resistance crisis which can hopefully be solved by mixing in these viruses (called bacteriophages, or phages for short in context)

[@ylstorage7085]

@@jasonreed7522 Wait a minute.. those helpless germs, they wouldn't happen to have to way to deal with those phages, that we are benefiting SO MUSH and couple of nobel prices already right now?

[@indieramus]

"It was basically the medieval equivalent of lean, and lean he became." God damn that was smooth.

[@kepspark3362]

Can you please explain?

[@indieramus]

@@kepspark3362 4:20 The drink that Sancho received contained Opium, which is a narcotic. There is a modern drug fad called lean/sizzurp which is made by combining cold medicine that contains codeine (another narcotic) with soda. Lean also is an adjective referring to people/animals with low body fat percentage. Thusly, he drank a medieval meal replacement similar to modern lean, lost weight and became lean. Tldr; It's a play on words, and very well thought out/accurate one at that.

[@kepspark3362]

@@indieramus Thanks!

[@quandovoceleroscomentarios5243]

So this explains why the lion in the coat of arms of Leon was purple

[@coconut906]

Thats was smoother than lean

[@TONOCLAY]

They still do the same thing for the nose. my dad had skin cancer removed from his nose and they took his forhead down and kept it attached then stitched everything together. he now can touch his nose and feel it on his forhead

[@limesheep0140]

TON O'CLAY that is sick!

[@stantorren4400]

No that’s fine. -anti vaxxers

[@pursuitsoflife.6119]

Y'all forgetting a small difference _* A N E S T H E S I A *_

[@TONOCLAY]

@@pursuitsoflife.6119 It was localized anesthesia only

[@factsandlogic.8762]

i dont like that at all. imagine touching your nose and feeling it on your forehead. fuCK nO--

[@imsad3630]

Antidepressants and therapy: expensive One fine rocky boi: Free.

[@Eni-ll3iz]

It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!!

[@Lthe1]

I could use a nice big rock being dropped on my head right about now

[@dt610]

Im14andthisisdeep 😔

[@zuko8687]

@@dt610 get him out of here😤

[@dt610]

@@zuko8687 😢

[@thestudentofficial5483]

LOL your simply-lazy art style has become a trademark

[@catdogfishdogcats]

The Student Official he's on the correct side of the uncanny valley

[@sensualarmpit3512]

He stole it from pewdiepie. or leafy, or h3h3 i dont remember. maybe jake paul.

[@abortedphoenix]

i believe hes mentioned he is not good at drawing, and this is his genuine attempt at making his own character animations and stuff. maybe it resembling someone else's technique is coincidental because since theres so many people doing all kind things a lot of stuff resembles each other. like noses 😏

[@etherealize]

The Student Official it isnt lazy. It is art. I love his art style.

[@FiniteMan1933]

The Student Official i know right

[@Lovinia1]

3:04 licorice powder and sesame oil are both anti-inflammatory, anti-microbial antiseptic superfoods. They can also be used as topical antibiotics for rashes, cuts, burns, eczema and infections for people with allergies or reservations to certain medication

[@olivercharles2930]

No they can't.

[@Lovinia1]

@@olivercharles2930 yes they can

[@jarnodatema]

In the Netherlands licorice root is considered a snack to chew on.

[@CleetusDaFetus]

​@@olivercharles2930yes they can 💀

[@edythebeast7087]

@@jarnodatemaok

[@遮打革命萬歲]

“Hello Dr. Sushruta, what may I get you for today” “I’ll need a hollow needle” “A scalpel” “Some anesthetics” “And a boy with good s u c c” *uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

[@ritz72]

遮打革命萬歲 he did those things in 600 bc at that time you people knew nothing about medical science lol at that time he wrote susutra samhita with 1100 known disease and 900 herbal plants and 42 animal origin medics 😂😂😂 if i ask you to tell 100 diseases you might pause 100 times . Lol

[@ritz72]

More information sushruta is father of surgery and charak is father of medicine who came after sushruta at 300 bc abd wrote charak samhita and he is graduated from nalanda university only known oldest university in human history you can find its presence in chinese books also 💪💪

[@this_is_patrick]

@@ritz72 quit being a clown, Chinese guy wrote this magical otherworldly concept called a "joke", y'all ever heard about it or this shit too advanced for your brain? lmao 😂😤🔥🔥😫💯👌🤣🔥

[@MegaChickenfish]

"On second thought, *hold the anesthetics.* "

[@dukeofworcestershire7042]

What do you mean anesthetics

[@blurry_face_exe60]

“By God... something moved somewhere.”

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

Dead

[@averyhipp2429]

Ah yes, Its very yellow today

[@cloud9158]

Had me dead

[@rubiolo1019]

almost cried

[@SvSGaming]

one of the funniest things i’ve seen on a history channel

[@imhere626]

1:51 I think they did it because of migraines, like you ever have that migraine that felt like a bubble in your skull and then you start to think. “What if I cut that spot open just a bit.”

[@Alexandrius_Caesar]

Very interesting theory you proposed actually. And that would explain the high percentage of Neolithic skulls found with holes in them, as most certainly everyone has experienced a bad bout of migraines at one point or another.

[@imhere626]

Dick Blownoff thanks, I just thought of it. Because during school I use to get migraines and so I’d subconsciously start poking my sharp pencil at the spot and it would kind of relieve the pain 😂

[@domonator5000]

im here now they just drill a little

[@domonator5000]

im here it would probably relieve the pain a little because you triggering pain sensors elsewhere causing your brain to focus less on the migraine

[@arwi3079]

no

[@bunlocke]

Fun fact: for a long time doctors were under the impression that feeling pain was a good thing during surgery. As a result, they made sure the patient was WIDE AWAKE and AWARE OF EVERYTHING. This misunderstanding actually slowed the spread of anesthetics when they started coming into use. Often they'd just put wood or leather in the mouth to bite down on. Amputations were judged not by who did it best, but who did it FASTEST. Reason being: the person was WIDE FUCKING AWAKE and could feel EVERYTHING. The past is wild.

[@hamburger7243]

if I had to get a limb amputated back then I think I would just rather die of whatever infection came to me

[@montrovy]

I'm sure you've heard of it but for others there's a story of a doctor (robert liston) who performed an amputation so fast and violently that it ended with a 300% mortality rate

[@sirpsychosussy]

​@@montrovy Robert Liston gets a really bad rap these days. Not only did he perform these surgeries quickly to mitigate the pain felt by his patients, but he was actually the first doctor to use anaesthetic. For a demonstration, he took a guy who was due to have his legs amputated, put him to sleep, and when he woke up post-surgery he said "When are you going to start?"

[@pootisbird7280]

​@@sirpsychosussyhe once accidentally cut off a patient's penis during an amputation.

[@grizzlydino]

Fun Fact: Up until the mid 1980s, most babies didn’t get any anesthesia during surgery as it was believed babies couldn’t feel any pain

[@the_real_boogeyman]

"ha, paintbrush aids" How did Sam even come up with that joke? That probably took hours of examination of that one guy's name.

[@gilliann.9579]

I think there are programs meant to detect anagrams but i dunno

[@the_real_boogeyman]

@@gilliann.9579 no idea

[@winru2]

@@the_real_boogeyman seriously i wanna know

[@LargeFriesChocoShake]

He probably misread it somehow and he found it funny

[@the_real_boogeyman]

@@LargeFriesChocoShake I do that sometimes

[@sagardahiya6138]

Stitches were devloped in india, and in the beginning, decapitated heads of ants were used, as ants are known to hold onto whatever they were biting even after they have been decapitated

[@crow2464]

хз хзэ

[@thegrunch6448]

Pls correct it to "used, as ants..." I had a stroke trying to figure out that sentence

[@onepunch2310]

Didn’t ancient Mayans or whatever use them too?

[@vr4n4]

so...how well did those "ant stitches" hold up?

[@akhandpratapsingh301]

@@vr4n4 not long exactly just a week or two.... But long enough that the skin was able mend and remain together

[@basicexcuse229]

Sam's animation is getting better. *I don't know whether to be proud or scared.*

[@PikachuComments]

Haha good joke.

[@tweakerbell1234]

Both

[@poserdisposer6460]

He’s evolving

[@frenchguyst-croissant3432]

Its 300 times better today .. but we dont get to see it 😭

[@rolf6266]

@@frenchguyst-croissant3432 we do now

[@sushi.maus8]

0:32 , i love that animetion

[@RayanM50B25]

Me too

[@mikesdynasty1]

0:33

[@LeBongFairy]

*animation, and this is more of an animatic, as there are only ever one or two changing frames every minute

[@thoudankeykang5662]

Me greeting my cat like: "Greetings your thickness"

[@m-mori]

Gets hissed at immediately afterwards

[@beaaaaam8735]

Me to my neighbor be like.

[@milkman1818]

Sir plz don’t let your cat die.

[@theradiatorisonfire7768]

I haven’t cringed harder more than now

[@PaulBadman981]

@@theradiatorisonfire7768 Damn bro that’s crazy, but I don’t remember asking.

[@arbiter-]

My weekend is complete.

[@bungbloopity]

summer*

[@bungbloopity]

wooosh?

[@加州猫主席]

Tony Stark's suit must taste horrible.

[@moreheavy1758]

It's Saturday

[@jam9484]

_"If there's one thing I know you Internet people can't get enough of, it's things going inside people's eyeballs."_ *ded*

[@sebastianlopez9433]

Not A Prophet he's right, you know?

[@namingisdifficult408]

Not A Prophet interesting

[@heroes8689]

I got so excited when he said that.

[@speedyf40]

I had to stop watching it was grossing me out. LOL

[@sirhampter7782]

Anyone else going back to “catch up” on all of Sam’s videos now that he’s back?

[@leighbelk769]

Yep!

[@rydernigga5675]

I want to be adressed as “your thiccness”

[@lunareclipse2401]

i have an oc that's a thicc anthro salamander if she becomes a queen that's what she's gonna be called

[@milesedgeworth3503]

of course, your thiccness

[@lunareclipse2401]

@Dio Brando yes

[@lunareclipse2401]

@Dio Brando good

[@andrejz8954]

You just a fool, fool! B.D. out!

[@WowzackElite]

4:27 Yawning was probably his biggest fear.

[@est4321]

Vali Lucifer You can yawn through your nose instead

[@xtout]

esther madril does that work

[@LibertyLocalizer]

DartMonkeyProductions yes.

[@theamhway]

I yawn all the time with my mouth closed

[@zwxn123]

I yawn through my pee pee hole.

[@TheEvilCommenter]

"Hey kids" *DEMONETIZED*

[@anon_of_kat]

Because KZbin hates us all

[@thekinginyellow7777]

Kevin Siungdung ...WE ARE KZbin. WE HATE YOU.

[@VulpesFidelis]

They really need to get over that shit. It's not like advertisers never put commercials in R-rated movies on TV.

[@sgtwolf7391]

The King in Yellow I hate you too fucker.

[@thomasschmansky2788]

put it on 0.25 speed and listen to it

[@eldeirun8809]

In my opinion, "Pretty much the closest thing you could get to lean back in the day. And lean he became." is the most underrated Sam O' Nella quote out there.

[@Mr.Yeast2]

Anti-vaxxers: ah yes the good times

[@tall_child3214]

lol this is an underrated comment 😂

[@helloguys4068]

@@tall_child3214 yeah

[@sleepyrowdy1826]

Oh no my kid has pneumonia Just make a hole on their lungs

[@darnellpistachio2991]

In truth though, the anti-vaxxers wpuld be the ones saying "youre not cutting my childs head open," and "keep your thorns away from my eyeballs." You would just call us "anti-sucking-eyeball-lens-through-straw-ers."

[@jaichwei307]

@@darnellpistachio2991 i prefer to call them "people who brought back diseases that were pretty much extinct". Granted it may seem like a hassel to use such a long name, but luckily there arent that many ppl that deliberately risk their childrens health because of anecdotal experiences

[@HardlegGaming]

Just wanted to say, you're doing an excellent job at slowly adding more animation and improving the quality. Keep this up, and some day we'll have a fully animated, feature length, Sam O'Nella musical! I look forward to that day with great anticipation.

[@vikamies1]

HardLeg Gaming We will watch Sam's career with great interest

[@hotdoghamburger1466]

HardLeg Gaming dzeef collab when

[@holyone1542]

BOI WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

[@professormilkdickphd376]

Sam doesn't have a career anymore I just destroyed it in my other comment, sorry. vikamies1

[@kaiklose6172]

HardLeg Gaming Holy Crossover Batman! Are we getting a surgery themed deck build challenge?

[@Gamerfanize]

Greetings your *thickness*

[@slavicproductions7757]

VillYum thiccness*

[@GameyRaccoon]

*THÏÇÇÑË$$*

[@benayasdebela1164]

Greetings ;)

[@suhdude116]

I was the 666 like and I feel giddy

[@Psyk0h]

VillYum I made the exact same comment two months before you did but only got 9 likes......and here you are with 1.3k

[@HamzzZephyr]

3:52 "after his adipose got him deposed" this humor worth more than gold

[@RegsaGC]

Europans: Haha people were crazy back then. Americans looking to save money: * frantically takes notes *

[@SaintSC05]

Americans: Haha we are responsible for the majority of medical patents that benefit the entire world Entire World: Lol stupid America

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

How can you not spell “Europeans” correctly? And yeah, we don’t have free healthcare... haha. 😐

[@divergent_3428]

BingoBango America has the highest cancer survival rates and puts out about 50% of the worlds medical patents a year.

[@SaintSC05]

@@divergent_3428 Yes. I know.

[@retrorampager5373]

“Look at me, I’m a bird.”

[@dees4408]

Not hearing a swear word on a Sam O Nella video is like seeing an actual tutorial How to basic

[@masonsmith9619]

3rd to last word he said

[@akio_kuro]

2:13 the word fucking is written in the brain :v

[@badgaming538]

Akio Kuro he said "hearing" not seeing Not tryna be rude

[@TerriTheTerribleTheOriginal]

You ment to say Salmon Nutella x)

[@longislandlegoboy]

Ikr, it’s guano insane

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

My professor who is a veterinarian once told the class that bone surgery is just shitty carpentry

[@bikeguyirl4443]

Your professor was ahead of his time

[@spindash64]

Now I’m stuck imaging the surgeon singing the Home Depot theme

[@Breeze45-s4h]

Is he wrong though

[@corngamming]

"ah shit I made the patient's skeleton into a chair again" - that surgeon, probably

[@ylstorage7085]

well, Jesus was a carpenter... I guess that's where all the healing came from, ChainSaw therapies...

[@JustinY.]

"Ever so gently stab the eyehole"

[@goldenjay1181]

Why must you do this?

[@ChrisChoi123]

we get it you watch sam o nella

[@purplelizard2348]

You suck

[@marcronison]

I thought I was safe from your comments here. I wasn’t prepared

[@technicly.]

GO AWAY

[@dylancarroll4623]

man, I have never been so drunk that my eye just floats there next to my head.

[@Bobbelebob]

Dylan Carroll not living the good life then

[@jplx9768]

Dylan Carroll HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@boywithgoodsucc801]

6:03 Look, mom! I'm on youtube!

[@deatsbeats6032]

spooky. vibes grrrrrrrr

[@nathanael0278]

Shut up

[@emograffiti1746]

IM SO PROUD OF U SWEETY

[@abandonedchannel2819]

Lmao

[@tiamystic]

“That’s nice dear.”

[@EM-ks5my]

You skipped the meso-american civilizations, the Peruvians had neurosurgery that included application of herbs directly to the brain, probably to promote some hallucination as the thing was ritualistic. Also even before, you forgot the Egyptians who did also brain surgery using opioids as anesthesia. I recall all this from an old course I took back in medical science school.

[@IridescentW]

Opioids as anesthesia doesn't sound like that bad of an idea. I'm sure real opium would numb a patient out pretty well, especially if they're used to life 6,000 years ago.

[@KyndalTheMeister]

There was all kinds of strange ways of anesthetizing people

[@oliviah.610]

“Greetings your thiccness” 😩👌

[@carlosdavila4302]

🅱😩😩😩👌👌👌✊

[@apacheboeing3737]

🅱️HICCNESS

[@jamwither9847]

*b o y w i t h g o o d s u c c*

[@harrymack3565]

👌

[@Litepaw]

I lost it at Ha, paintbrush AIDS

[@ASAProductionsPWN]

we have same profile pic bb. i also laughed hard at that part

[@jaredgross9173]

You two should date

[@darknes4150]

Jared Gross yes

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

🤓 yep, me too. Done.

[@italianpc4119]

Drew durnil

[@jeanstarnes4551]

“Helpful hint hornbill” “Contextual Oblivious but Well-Meaning Cow” “Unnecessary Joke Extension Emu” Sam you doing alright?

[@michaelaguilera6946]

Ha , paintbrush aids

[@TheGreesyBeest]

Coming from someone who has been under anesthesia 39 times, I can definitely say that I am glad to live in the age of modern anesthetics.

[@bakicci]

I ate while watching this and discovered it is possible to be utterly disgusted

[@naveedaman1]

Baki i ate while watching Tarare. stopped in the middle and decided not to eat while watching Sam haha

[@cremedeinvisib]

SAME

[@sensualarmpit3512]

Also ate while watching, got even hungrier.

[@thomaskane9464]

More like udderly disgusting

[@LostSwiftpaw]

this man has the amazing power to disgust yet intrigue me at the same time

[@roseytone9289]

*"Greetings, your thickness."*

[@isabelle5547]

*Thiccness

[@robotslayer9690]

*Boy with good SUCC*

[@TooRudeProductions]

As a fat man, I'm going to request that my friends call me this

[@krigherren6985]

As you wish, your thickness.

[@captain.coconut]

Damn. I need to eat until I’m fat and tell my friends to call me this.

[@thebeholder77]

"It is quite yellow out today" is way funnier than it should be

[@dominicperez3777]

I feel uneasy about the eye part.

[@thebirchwoodtree]

I’m squeamish about anything that has to do with my eyes. So much as The idea of contacts makes me cringe

[@vicentetemes5793]

At least they got the EXTRAORDINARILY good succ.

[@Jackb290]

Dominic Perez boy with good succ

[@garrett9550]

Anything about screwing with your eyes has always kinda freaked me out

[@awesomeadrian568]

So do eye

[@ShnoogleMan]

I'm learning about Hasdai Ibn Shaprut in my uni class on Medieval Jewish History. Now I can talk to my professor about how he stitched a king's lips together.

[@asbjrnc7877]

HA! PAINTBRUSH AIDS!

[@sephikong8323]

Ah yeah university, the place where what you learn is so freakishly specific that you wonder how it is supposed to serve you one day other than just looking cool at a party or maybe becoming a professor yourself. Seriously though, even as someone who loves history with passion I'd never go with that kind of study and I am always amazed at how oddly specific every course is, like one of my friend who lately was thinking of taking one on *Medieval Islamic Ceramic*

[@MetFanMac]

With a name like חסדאי I knew he had to be Jewish.

[@ShnoogleMan]

Why are you reading this ? Medieval Jewish history is actually pretty interesting, and it provides a nice angle for looking at Christian and Islamic societies at the time. Jewish history is usually a pretty good lens for looking at world history as a whole because Jews are kinda all over the place.

[@BillyLegumbres]

@@ShnoogleMan talking about jews worldwide, what can you tell me about japanese jews, are they really real and how they influence japanese culture? I just needed to ask that specific question out of my chest.

[@Grant_Gold]

Wtf did I just watch, what kind of a genius are you to come up with something like that, I almost had a stroke and a heart attack while watching. 3:59

[@loudejesus5973]

FINALLY! Someone else recognized the genius of that joke.

[@sgt.krakatoa1093]

I dont get it

[@10eeeeeeys]

Sgt.Krakatoa you probs have paintbrush aids then

[@lunareclipse2401]

600th like

[@woodfur00]

Johnny B. Goode Anagrams aren't hard given enough time to think. He probably just noticed the name looked like scrambled letters and messed around with them until they spelled something funny.

[@Darbocepus907]

I have been binge watching his videos lately and it breaks my heart every time he says “anyway till next time I’m sam O’Nella and watch you for thanking” because he doesn’t upload anymore,you have been missed you god among men

[@TopShelfFandomVids]

I look forward to these every month and admire your work my friend

[@dreadgrave3379]

; ~;

[@evandowdey1966]

this comment aged well

[@TopShelfFandomVids]

@@evandowdey1966 well I kidnapped him so u know I still see him

[@AgentTasmania]

Guess for the licorice: antiseptic. Like nearly everything we consider a spice, it’s antibacterial

[@HaydenX]

It's also fragrant and pleasant, which reduced any negative pus or rot odors people around you would endure during your healing process.

[@F4hrenhei17]

@@HaydenX rotting would indicate dying tissue which is a big no-no in that situation. If you referred to wounds in general, then yeah

[@JNF590]

Me and my grandad Advising me to put wild Chili to my Bush/Torn Foot injury

[@senorpepper3405]

Yer mom is anti bacterial

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

If you give human beings the benefit of the doubt chances are they'll prove you wrong Why have I never heard anything so true

[@frostblade486]

Denki Kaminari nice seeing you here denk

[@benjaminbudrow662]

agreed

[@onyxcore9136]

Like Abby in the last of us 2

[@HECKproductions]

"which is an anagram for 'ha, paintbrush aids' " it be these bouts of knowledge which make this channel more valuable than any other type of documentary media

[@georgiamillis4218]

'it is slightly yellow out today...oh god! something moved somewhere!' Favourite part 👀

[@thebaumfaeller1477]

simply the best

[@major_lag2643]

I laughed so goddamn hard at that joke

[@axjacks4311]

GET THAT U OUT OF THERE!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@zorxtom7803]

My god, something _moved_ somewhere! *_H A , P A I N T B R U S H A I D S !_*

[@joey6608]

Okay, maybe going to the dentist isn’t that big of a deal after all

[@somethingbacon2694]

You might be right I still hate teh dentist

[@kameronjones7139]

Joey nothing like a dude shoving think in my mouth

[@petegriswold]

You know, if you just ask , they'll give you the gas

[@kameronjones7139]

petegriswold mine won't just for cleaning my teeth

[@junkequation]

Two of the procedures described are still in use. I've seen a guy get that exact rhinoplasty after getting a cancer removed, and it turned out well. And you can get your jaw wired shut to lose weight.

[@mettatonneo1147]

“I need these demons like I need a hole in the head.” *VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

3:41 "Greetings your thiccness" Just like the way I like my pizza crust. *Extra thicc*

[@dracometeors3010]

That's just how i call my crush...

[@JohnSmith-zy1hf]

Ah yes, you again

[@tacticalbarstool3385]

@@JohnSmith-zy1hf i think its a fake

[@minneapolisyes6040]

SealEatingSpaghetti its the real one

[@mgsgamer8340]

Lol I see you everywhere

[@georgew.9663]

I like how Unnecessary Joke Extension Emu’s sign is literally stapled on

[@galactic-hamster7043]

2:28 my god *you're right*

[@mttokrnk]

I love coming back to sam‘s videos once a while

[@jhallway510]

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and I'm laughing at an Emu with a sign. What is life

[@miaminights8527]

A blessing

[@khalilmason]

Life is good

[@crimsonfox8596]

It's one-oh-ten fer me

[@animegod1675]

Same except I'm doing it 10 months after you

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

You're doing life right.

[@cisrot]

Interesting fact: in the 1970’s a film was produced and made by a woman named Amanda Feilding. She is an advocate for trepanation and performed the procedure herself with a dentist drill. I believe she did it because she suffered from mental health issues or something to that extent and wanted to alleviate the symptoms by releasing pressure in her brain.. I cant say that this procedure did anything in reality to cure her but she claims she felt better afterwards so go Amanda I guess. The film is called “heartbeat in the brain” but unfortunately a large chunk of the film is lost media. Amanda screened the film at one point and during the climax more than one audience member passed out. You can see a few stills from the film when you look it up and whilst it isn’t as gorey as you might imagine, there is a lot of blood. Btw, Amanda did survive the procedure and she’s still alive today.

[@Zorro9129]

I think I'll watch that in between viewing a cartel torture video and sex reassignment footage.

[@ericgeorgescu3391]

@@Zorro9129 based

[@darklex5150]

@@Zorro9129 ah yes, good old internet, giving us such wholesome videos to watch!

[@KyndalTheMeister]

I remember seeing parts of this! I was always so confused as to what it was or where I could find it again.

[@cisrot]

@@KyndalTheMeister no problem! I really want to see it tbh, it sounds like such an interesting piece of media!

[@MrPear40]

This man beat paid facial reconstruction!! Doctors hate him!! Find out how he did by clicking here!!!

[@winstonchurchill624]

Mr Mango Oh boy, it's a bot.

[@sergiocalderon815]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/npmlgmCpfb54qsU

[@thumptherapist3816]

Sergio Calderon -_- Stood there pressing that link for 20 seconds until I realized what was happening.

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

The second method described for cataract surgery, incision and suction of the lens, is pretty much how modern cataract removal is performed now. Obviously, with more advanced medical technology such as numbing eyedrops, anxiety medication, smaller incisions, laser incisions (sometimes), the use of a tool to break up the cataract to make it easier to suction it out, a machine supplying suction instead of a boy with good succ, and replacement of the lens. Sure, there are quite a few significant differences because medical technology is far more advanced. However, the fact that, at the most basic level, the method used today is the same (incision and suction of lens) as a procedure performed millennia ago is pretty amazing.

[@peteryioutsos3689]

"SOMETHING MOVED SOMEWHERE" im dying of laughter😂😂

[@whenyou6061]

~Doesn't swear to avoid demonetization ~Shows a guy getting his face cut open

[@waffles6280]

Well it's a ovular shape with eyes and a mouth does it really count?

[@alphabetagamma4142]

I'm surprised how well you pronounced "Maharshi Sushruta" and "Sushruta Samhita". A solid 9/10👍😂

[@isavenewspapers8890]

What does 10/10 sound like

[@shekhawat5917]

@@isavenewspapers8890 maharishi suzhrut

[@curious_banda]

@@shekhawat5917 ऋ ≠ ri.

[@shekhawat5917]

@@curious_banda i know and its the same case for ज्ञ and some others but what your referring to is the vedic sanskrit pronunciation which doesnt apply here as we arent saying vedic mantras and in classical sanskrit its ri only and jya is gya and अं is an not am its am in vedic sanskrit . Jai mahakal

[@ChosenFate_]

i mean its not really that hard..

[@pete.madden]

This just popped back up in my recommended and man do I miss this guys videos

[@kevinfeng6700]

He attacc He protecc But most importantly He is bacc

[@zeltzamer4010]

Look at that O L D M E M E.

[@smartzapeple1106]

Zeltzamer It’s good to see people using this meme, because it means they don’t suffer from ADHD. Most of the people on the internet is like a kid with ADHD, once they find something “cool” they use it for 3 weeks and call that thing old. Your comment made me like his comment

[@fatterplatter3029]

Smartza Peple But this meme is not only old, but it was never funny to begin with. That's not a good thing if your trying to be funny.

[@paladin_leeroy3760]

Fatter Platter it is funny

[@mk_rexx]

Boy with good succ

[@chloenyancatthing6249]

Therapist: Long neck Sam O’nella doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you. Long neck Sam O’nella : 0:33 Edit : wait, did you think I was gonna thank you for the likes? Nah, I'm just editing this to say long neck Sam O'nella is my new sleep paralysis demon.

[@someperson3390]

Something that would make it even creepier is if he added cracking noises to it.

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

Some Person no stop

[@sr-ye9ch]

and away we go

[@khajiithaswares4147]

@@sr-ye9ch*Crackle*

[@JimmehRulez]

Away

[@Vakito227]

New Sam O'Nella video ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[@tinyvoodoo888]

I think I can help you with those eyes mister. Trust me I've watched a Sam O'Nella vid or two.

[@anansagung8321]

XD

[@javierpowell4705]

Pope-Eye you need cataract surgery

[@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769]

Pope-Eye is anybody here good at giving the *SUCC*

[@jaredhayward5760]

I'll see myself out.

[@Aussie_Jesus_Christ]

Im having dental surgery soon, i was a bit squirmy about the procedure but this fixed it. Thanks sam!

[@YAWSSSSSS]

3:00 licorice has actually been shown to help soothe the skin. It’s actually used in a lot of moisturizers that you can still buy today.

[@concerningindividual]

good to see licorice has some sort of use, because my god, eating it is a terrible experience

[@spleens4200]

@@concerningindividualmost licorice is flavored with star anise

[@MynameisJoey]

Do I learn these procedures on Brilliant?

[@sergiocalderon815]

My name is Joey no on skill share

[@MynameisJoey]

No, you can actually listen to the book on Audible

[@vojtechjanku2534]

My name Jeff

[@ladyopaleye]

Fun fact! The first myopia or hyperopia surgery in recorded history involved getting the patient very drunk, cutting off the cornea, freezing it with liquid nitrogen, then turning it on a lathe to the proper shape and sewing it back on. After the first few, this surgery actually had a pretty high success rate, with most patients no longer needing glasses.

[@Zorro9129]

Sounds like something a machine shop could do lol.

[@curiouskid1547]

You forgot one important thing Susruta did before the plastering. He told his patient, who was a wounded soldier to drink lots of wine. The wine worked as a substitute for anaesthetic.

[@strongsammy4339]

that was in the video tho

[@juwebles4352]

What do you think getting plastered means?

[@alex_m_p_s3072]

@@juwebles4352i saw ur profile pic as a giant ass beside u

[@typhoonzebra]

Bounce on my boy's knowledge.

[@primeministersinister4541]

To this for hours

[@danielthevito9008]

TyphoonZebra kzbin.info/www/bejne/noTLiqGMetKVmJY Big Money Salvia

[@dominik4666]

BIG MONEY SALVIA

[@elitagle5818]

Trevor Manning fuck off

[@storm99_]

Yeah, bounced on my boy's knowledge for hours to this. Good to know that someone else did too.

[@missingmochigumanofficial]

Yes, thank you God O'Nella for this excellent video. Please grace us mortals with another video after another 60 years.

[@posthistoricdino422]

Not having a lens in your eye isn't as bad as you may think I've had both eyes' lenses removed when I was very young because they wouldn't stay in place (symptom of Marfan syndrome). I may have just adjusted well since I've lived most of my life with it, but the blurring isn't nearly as intense as depicted here. Fine details are difficult to impossible to make out, but the general shape of things is easily visible. I rely on my glasses to see most of the time, so it's an annoyance when I can't find them and a detriment when they're lost or broken. However, it's livable, and certainly not "something moved somewhere"

[@rockhistoria2537]

Oh so that's what how it's called! I recently had a colleage in class that had surgery to remove them as well because of something similar :O

[@gregorymalchuk272]

What is your glasses prescription in diopters to compensate for the lack of lenses?

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@gregorymalchuk272 I imagine the lenses are pretty damn thick

[@toasty8599]

Though to be fair, your vision might be a little worse if someone had poked your lens out of the way with a needle.

[@raffaelevalente7811]

I had cataract surgeries to both my eyes in the fall of 2019. I am happy to live in this era :)

[@cheemsdog7662]

When Sam O'Nella uploads: brain: click Me: Why? brain: u gotta

[@fungifactory8925]

Aiden Kraaijenoord I have yet to regret it

[@birchberry9354]

Still demonetized

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Remonetized

[@randomfrog7974]

Birchberry probably because of the aids anagram

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

Monetizedn't

[@ChitrakChattopadhyay]

Guam

[@flowersflower110]

Better than baptized

[@thesillygoosemuffin3940]

Greetings your THICCness

[@redgreatspot7471]

Succness

[@CallieSqueakz]

Salutations, meatbags.

[@PeiceofNick]

Was expecting to see the comment section flooded with "I AM A SURGEON" over and over again. Glad to see I was wrong.

[@olivercharles2930]

??

[@blackscreen6144]

" my God something moved somewhere" When it's late at night and you think you see something move in the dark.

[@kyleray9633]

I fell asleep with his videos as background noise earlier today. Im rewatching this one and understanding why part of my dream involved piecing a cats eye back together.

[@josephfox9221]

Truely the most underrated comment

[@loriburnip]

That sounds like a terrible dream. Poor kitty.

[@LoudMime]

If u have a Netflix series i will watch it religiously too

[@RanochVTX]

Or you could just watch it here on youtube... you know the place you're watching it right now.

[@fv8399]

@@RanochVTX hmm never thought of that 💪

[@EthanL1227]

Bro I’ve watched all your videos in the span of 1 break and I’m actually in tears

[@g4l4x83]

I once had a dream about eye injections. And Albert Einstein playing football

[@bigsmokes2708]

wha-

[@concept5631]

Neat.

[@alixcanotas5644]

What was his team's scor

[@Xaydex87]

@Alix Canotas 69

[@ShadesMF]

Did albert win?