Cutaway Compilation Season 11 - Family Guy (Part 7)

Cutaway Compilation Season 11 - Family Guy (Part 7)
#familyguy #trynottolaugh #funny

[@StagFiesta]

"Okay but first I gotta adjust myself." Underrated joke

[@9922hhAAg]

I didn’t catch that one at first

[@AdamAlq]

LMAO…Chris with the sock 🧦 😂 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

And now we wait.

[@evelyn4886]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@djhunter3756]

Ngl it’s kinda ironic since (to my knowledge, I cannot 100% confirm or deny this) the Bible actually never explicitly mentions homosexuality as the sin but more sexuality in general and saying that homosexuals were just people who commuted the sin of lust in a method different than what was traditionally expected of those such sinners. So tbh (again if my assumptions are correct which they probably aren’t lol) the Bible is anything BUT clear about that lol

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@djhunter3756 Leviticus 20:13 and Leviticus 18:22 are _pretty_ clear about that, though

[@djhunter3756]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 ah, gotcha. Like I said it was only to my knowledge and I was probably gonna be wrong anyways due to my lack of knowledge. Thanks for clarifying that up for me

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@djhunter3756 no problem 👍

[@mygenderisyes5771]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 ja well hail satan

[@VicSKwan]

8:36 “I’m small so this is ok” 🤣🤣🤣

[@lolnowwut69]

LOLZ 😂 😂 😂

[@ronzo9187]

How his face looks at the camera

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

3:03 Lois managed to find the one asexual security guard in Quahog😂.

[@carultch]

I think the implication is that he is gay.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

@@carultch Maybe,but I like my version better.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 I also like your version.

[@hydrix6419]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 your version is better for some reason

[@ArinBombastic]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 ur versions best

[@carultch]

1:20 - trick question. They all do. Sodium on food labels is in milligrams. You'd need to eat a hundred cans of soup to get that much sodium.

[@ogaucho6235]

So basically every can in the store has more tham 100 grams of Sodium. Wtf

[@carultch]

@@ogaucho6235 No. More like a hundred milligrams is what they meant. If it had a hundred grams of sodium in one can, that would mean about a third of the can's contents would be salt.

[@lc846.]

@@carultch so the average can contains around 300 grams of food

[@YourKyckling]

@@carultch Joke is it's american, so everything is overloaded, I think.

[@carultch]

@@lc846. Sodium also isn't in its elemental form when added to food. Chloride is also present. The salt that corresponds to sodium content would be a little more than twice the mass of the sodium.

[@poebux7359]

6:46 *jetpack joyride music starts*

[@agentwolf69420]

Jetpack Jewride*

[@jumpieva]

I'm not Jewish and I still want a menorah rocket

[@dero4378]

I understand

[@insaincorba2504]

I can hook you up with my dealer

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

It’s more like a menorah jet pack

[@155chipmunkz]

Because Jews are awesome.

[@SkrrtzSneakers]

Me the Jew be like…

[@icecool85]

That Chris brown joke killed me😆

[@TacoCat8891]

That was the punch line!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

@@TacoCat8891 lol

[@simbarashekudakwasheaichik164]

@@TacoCat8891 nice recap man,,

[@blunt3680]

But Rihanna hit him first. I believe in equal rights and equal lefts.

[@9922hhAAg]

@@blunt3680 only a coward ever strikes a woman

[@SC-RGX7]

"Each shoe sold separately" - killed me.

[@9922hhAAg]

*Each shoe sold seperate

[@nicholaswolf365]

"When you said I could do you in your mudhut, I thought you meant something else." Poor Peter😂

[@9922hhAAg]

Not funny

[@Ysoserious1]

The bible's pretty clear about that 😂

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

If the Bible actually mattered, I’d be screwed 😬

[@Tiresias55]

3:44 "Get out of here I'll kill you! But come back tomorrow same time, I get very sad on Sundays when you're not here.?" Being a dog person I feel for Brian on this one, they do get sad when something that is supposed to happen doesn't happen. Love to all dog and cat owners out there.

[@christianw6819]

Wow you are a dog person? You are just so special and unique!!!

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@christianw6819 Stop being rude

[@jimgeorge1312]

⁰

[@BlakeGibbons]

Why did you put a random question mark?

[@---oq5kb]

@@christianw6819 average redditor after browsing r/notlikeothergirls

[@sigstackfault]

2:58 this man is ace.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

That's what I said! There is no heterosexual or gay explanation for how he reacted to that Pinkberry, that there was an Ace.

[@monsterboymania]

as an aromantic asexual I approve of this message

[@mygenderisyes5771]

YASSSS if my best friend watched this show I'd probably have pissed her off by the amount of references to that scene lol

[@princesscadance197]

Honestly, if I were a guy in his position, I’d be the same way. Except instead of pink berry ice cream, I’d be persuaded with… Frosted wheat cereal.

[@kimuires]

An ace icon 🖤🤍💜

[@mitchellgildea6944]

Each shoe sold separate

[@theredforce8049]

As a European, the Europe one cracks me up rvery time!

[@macaemeia146]

As a fellow European I agree

[@MidniteBliss]

The worst part of being European is that our TVs aren't here

[@tfyk5623]

As an American I can’t agree more

[@mygenderisyes5771]

As a south african with a European partner I finally have something to show her that'll b tunny

[@superturbo3407]

@@mygenderisyes5771 all white south africans are European

[@calebd.9526]

Why did I kinda enjoy Lois’ softball chatter?

[@gorgis.mp307]

Idunno man makes you look like a simp to me pal

[@calebd.9526]

@@gorgis.mp307 Nah, it was just the one of the few times her voice didn’t sound super nasally and utterly horrible.

[@andrewtatescigar7122]

Probably because it’s maybe the longest she’s ever spoken

[@renealvarez6586]

@@gorgis.mp307 sounds like you don’t know what simp means to me, pal

[@gorgis.mp307]

@@calebd.9526 idunno seems kinda sus

[@058875915]

5:57 I thought Joe was supposed to be really good at softball too

[@violet6991]

3:46 Brian acting like a real dog always gets me😂🙈

[@JacobDaDJ]

Bruh he still has his natural instincts

[@ActionEmmo]

Met too😂😂🤣🤣

[@cadefenster2453]

It's adorable.

[@RealCallMeJoel]

the Andy Griffith bit killed me holy cow

[@MickeyMallone.]

I watch it almost every weeknight with my dad and think of that. When I tried to explain why I laugh at the intro, he just looked at me like he was wondering why he got stuck with a daughter like me.

[@typacsk]

I used to wonder where all the black people were in Mayberry. Then I decided I didn't want to know.

[@Kysrn666]

"Oh my God it's beautiful! I forgot my tv 📺lest go home" I love this quot

[@Green1sh01]

Among Us.

[@owenpollreis8154]

2:49

[@jacobstanfill4451]

My tvs not here lets go home not forgot my tv lets go home

[@BlakeGibbons]

Never said that.

[@mikeoxlong869]

Get the quote right.

[@spcgulley]

Ok..... as a Jewish man......... when where my fellow Jews going to tell me that porch Menorahs were jet packs!!?

[@eternalconfusion6226]

Hahahaha Once they saw the angry mob they were, so you're lucky you never heard I guess :P

[@naughtiusmaximus3690]

It's reserved for several special people, we should leave someone to keep the mob busy...

[@krystopherguadalupe1760]

8:03 kills me every time

[@BabyJaguar220]

I absolutely LOVED tiny Brian

[@brodythebrickbuilder6843]

Chris swung a baseball into Herbert's house once. Now, Jerome swung a baseball into someone else's house.

[@MrBrewman95]

1:19 I think they meant milligrams for salt. 100 grams of salt at once would kill you and probably 100 others.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Not really You would most likely just throw it back up

[@leatherfoot11]

08:36 - lol

[@uncleken7955]

Im small so this is okay. 😂😂😂😂

[@karahancock1011]

2:49-2:52 LOL🤣❤️ That Europe cutaway was hilarious! Prove me wrong!

[@og.shadefur]

2:57 i would risk losing my job for some ice cream 😎

[@turkeysandwich1998]

3:36 The next Olympics

[@LukeTheDukeYT]

Each shoe sold separate. Kills me every second.

[@FL4M3ZEXE]

0:14 best part 🤣🤣🤣

[@MiMi-Elona]

me waving in front of a sniper but there's a guy that says 1up appear in my side and 2x points in my other side. sigh

[@dustinsanchez7820]

The king stewie bit was fantastically misleading funny as hell

[@samibeachboysandfullhousef8765]

In my office now

[@musicaman8683]

6:45 Idk why this made me laugh the most. A menorah jet pack.

[@shroomiegunleader814]

OMG THE "Adjust myself" PART XD

[@GrumpyTy34er]

1:20 I would hope that ALL of them have less than 100 g of sodium, considering it's measured in mg

[@josiahortiz8598]

"I'm small so this is okay."😂😂

[@girlscryy]

he cannot get sick right now

[@dehydratedwater4759]

8:23 your welcome

[@itsdomtoo]

“Ah ah ah, the Bible is pretty clear about that”

[@secretsavant-]

Stewie: In my office, now. I laugh every time. 😄

[@Jayjay-pv1vl]

0:25 end this now, mason

[@dswagjr8802]

Friendly Fire will not be tolerated

[@kristijancosic4459]

4:33 what else can a man do

[@ChiftainZ11]

When Tom said "Goodnight St. Louis". I freaked out 🤣.

[@sincereyoutubeapology]

Natural Bridge and kingshighway is where I'm goin!!!!

[@Caffrey987]

Note to Self: Dont go to St Louis.

[@garrettfairley2212]

"Oh God, somebody farted!" 5:14

[@sthembisonkomo4231]

The loan shark killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quandaledingle6949]

8:32 “im small so this is okay” Idk why i expected anything else

[@JoeAriminvm]

5:10 😂😂

[@ElDario99]

Favorite scene EVER

[@tasleem5148]

Tom Tucker taking off his moustache😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

I lost interest in Family Guy a long time ago but that Chihuahua cutaway will always be f*cking hysterical

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

@Walter White Thanks for your enriching and enlightening opinion, I shall cherish it forever :D

[@lermajerms]

the way he just straightface turns to look straight at the camera makes me almost vomit from laughter

[@carlawalton5658]

2:49 that’s just me 😂

[@jamesporter3761]

8:36 This is my excuse for everything now

[@sealwiththehaircut9431]

3:24 hold up

[@agentwolf69420]

Bro got the wrong mustache 💀💀

[@gunner4126]

The fact that Chris Brown is still loved is disappointing

[@caballopalido]

MICHAEL VICK IS STILL LOVED AND HE WAS ALLOWED TO PLAY IN THE NFL AGAIN AFTER HE HOOKED ALLIGATOR CLIP LEADS TO ANIMALS EARS AND TOSSED THEM INTO A POOL TO WATCH THEM FIGHT TO GET OUT AS THEY WERE BEING ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH. HE DID THIS TO DOZENS AND DOZENS OF ANIMALS. EVEN HIS OWN PETS. MICHAEL VICK. NOT JUST "DOGFIGHTER." TORTURE AND EXECUTION OF ANIMALS. MICHAEL VICK. QUARTERBACK. NFL.

[@jts.1535]

@@caballopalido bruh calm the fuck down

[@bigmac92]

@@caballopalido Both are terrible but two humans is significantly worse

[@AverageAlcoholic]

@@bigmac92 nah disagree, animals don’t have controle over much and are cute, she was prolly being a bitch

[@348tacos7]

@@AverageAlcoholic yall are both wrong. Both situations are f#vked up. However, I gotta agree that the animal one is.......a bit extra.

[@SPI679]

1:34 😂😂

[@CEAROD345]

Uh uh uh the Bible’s pretty clear about that

[@arion9696]

6:23 Gets me everytime

[@mrcrabs2228]

Which episode is this from?

[@PopeLando]

I love Quagmire getting the life lessons from Mr. Mom.

[@Lahcsap]

Jerome’s baseball scene was the best 😂😭

[@farrelarantxa1837]

You know what's the best. Your profile pict 👑

[@Lahcsap]

@@farrelarantxa1837 My brother, much appreciated ❤️

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

Two homosexuals 😂😂😂

[@hunterkiersey1469]

Peter just wants to go back home the first thing he gets off the plane 🤣🤣🤣2:50

[@MaskedMadness758]

Me when my grandparents tell me I can't bring my phone on vacation so we can spend time together: 2:49

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

7:31 I hope you're happy, Marciaaaaaaa!! (thud) We might have something upstairs.

[@KazK-vi6xn]

8:10 is so funny

[@Mr3DLC]

Wow the thumbnail is actually part of the show:)

[@Finnec123]

As a non-American: Did Lois talk gibberish? 02:30 Ok I know she did. She mentioned Tom Brady and some random stuff. 🙂

[@OliverStabile]

2 outs is 2/3 required to end an inning Tom Brady is a QB College football is on saturdays and yes The NDA is black

[@sovashadow]

8:31

[@alexd832]

Love it !!! 😂😂😂

[@e.m.2850]

Thanks

[@JackArmySwans]

When Peter shot the monkey🤣 was not expecting that

[@Kratos-kp1uo]

7:00 LOL

[@Swifftegirl13]

That escalated quickly 😂😂 4:18

[@sheffield7727]

7:25 💀😫

[@sprite8344]

Do you think he died with that tap?

[@9922hhAAg]

Pointless comment

[@micharosa6201]

Seeing censored clip with Brian chasing off Mail man certainly fellt new, as i get used to uncensored one.

[@itssaucerbitch]

what does the uncensored version say?

[@micharosa6201]

@@itssaucerbitch "You Motherfucker get out here.."

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I’m a different kind of winner!! Family guy has the best gay jokes

[@mygenderisyes5771]

What about gay people? As a bi person I think my bi partner is the queen of I jokes

[@brandonmaddox4862]

@@mygenderisyes5771 all a matter of opinion my good friend, I’m sure your partner is hilarious

[@noahkao2144]

7:33 did anyone else heard that ow

[@jumpae4241]

1:18 watch till the end of the cutaway

[@peculiar1104]

" AH AH AH ...The Bible is pretty clear on that " 😆💯🙏🏿

[@anonymous-zw6ff]

Smell that kids? Thats been in a rich persons mouth!

[@tiberiu_nicolae]

Kryptonite, or latex, or lambskin

[@soulassassin0g]

3:01 that man has his priorities straight.

[@nicholasadams2374]

The mudhut bit had me dying!! LMFAO

[@Shortsonic37]

Lois managed to find the one asexual security guard in Quahog😂.

[@cakenshake]

I think the joke back then is that the guard was gay.

[@matthewhamilton2913]

Someone literally said the same thing, word for word four days ago

[@youtubeuser849]

3 days to late my guy.

[@utkarshverma3470]

That last clip made me laugh hard.

[@ErenYeeter]

Omg it's beautiful, My TV isn't here let's go home

[@PhantoMace2012]

That security guard at the concert not falling for Lois could have gone any number of different ways. But I’m glad it went down in the random, strangely adorable way it did

[@msthecommentator2863]

5:10 Family Guy always has some of the most top tier fart jokes 😂

[@legueu]

That loan shark was indeed pretty serious.

[@renaldomorrie6607]

Each shoe sold separately LMAO 🤣

[@Alkahawliq]

"In my office, NOW!"....I don't know why, but that hit just right--I think it might just be the timing but, damn! Lol!!!!

[@bluebeka2458]

2:51 Shhh, no one tell him that there are tv's on the rest of the world beside USA. Let him leave.

[@keatonburton6064]

My favorite is 4:59 because I've been getting into Predator since Death Battle's Boba Fett vs. Predator video in July.

[@Dinoboy06]

I’ve been with the Predator years ago, and they’re really badass…

[@keatonburton6064]

@@Dinoboy06 I know.

[@CrimeCastInc.]

I was literally watching this video with family guy on my tv and the can cutaway lined up with what I was watching😱

[@lifewithray2220]

YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! 🤣🤣🤣 8:04

[@toilet7970]

Someone: omg! You really going out like this My original character Darryl the mouse: 8:36

[@eliottdeletraz97]

1:14 same, stewie. That sort of thing gaves me nothing but madness and insanity.

[@marysmith9084]

getting drunk and watching this shit is just immaculate

[@kartikshrivastava6233]

In my office...now!😂, Why was that so funny

[@SophiaAphrodite]

The sock pregnancy test reminded me of the time we convinced my stepsister she could get pregnant by swallowing.

[@saikatdominicgregory9157]

2:57 sigma man rule 1

[@afandianto]

8:04 XD

[@lordrindfleisch1584]

1:30 how does a can of soup have more than 100g of sodium?

[@Aldaboy]

That bit with the Predator wasn't really a cutaway, but that will always be one of my most favorite bits.

[@lens_hunter]

That Andy Griffith clip always makes me snort laughing.