Cutaway Compilation Season 11 - Family Guy (Part 7)

[@StagFiesta]

"Okay but first I gotta adjust myself." Underrated joke

[@9922hhAAg]

I didn’t catch that one at first

[@AdamAlq]

LMAO…Chris with the sock 🧦 😂 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

And now we wait.

[@U.S.A_America.]

Still waiting…

[@Vøørhees-Èditź]

Still…Waiting……

[@therivster]

Legend says that Chris is still waiting…

[@VicSKwan]

8:36 “I’m small so this is ok” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Malayan-dude-69]

LOLZ 😂 😂 😂

[@ronzo9187]

How his face looks at the camera

[@victormanuelflorez-y3f]

That one got me 😂😂😂😂

[@Kennium4oxide]

I actually didn't get the punchline there 😂

[@themmemezandgamez451]

But it wasn’t OK

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

3:03 Lois managed to find the one asexual security guard in Quahog😂.

[@carultch]

I think the implication is that he is gay.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

@@carultch Maybe,but I like my version better.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 I also like your version.

[@hydrix6419]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 your version is better for some reason

[@ArinBombastic]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 ur versions best

[@carultch]

1:20 - trick question. They all do. Sodium on food labels is in milligrams. You'd need to eat a hundred cans of soup to get that much sodium.

[@ogaucho6235]

So basically every can in the store has more tham 100 grams of Sodium. Wtf

[@carultch]

@@ogaucho6235 No. More like a hundred milligrams is what they meant. If it had a hundred grams of sodium in one can, that would mean about a third of the can's contents would be salt.

[@lc846.]

@@carultch so the average can contains around 300 grams of food

[@YourKyckling]

@@carultch Joke is it's american, so everything is overloaded, I think.

[@carultch]

@@lc846. Sodium also isn't in its elemental form when added to food. Chloride is also present. The salt that corresponds to sodium content would be a little more than twice the mass of the sodium.

[@icecool85]

That Chris brown joke killed me😆

[@TacoCat8891]

That was the punch line!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

@@TacoCat8891 lol

[@simbarashekudakwasheaichik164]

@@TacoCat8891 nice recap man,,

[@blunt3680]

But Rihanna hit him first. I believe in equal rights and equal lefts.

[@9922hhAAg]

@@blunt3680 only a coward ever strikes a woman

[@jumpieva]

I'm not Jewish and I still want a menorah rocket

[@dero4378]

I understand

[@insaincorba2504]

I can hook you up with my dealer

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

It’s more like a menorah jet pack

[@155chipmunkz]

Because Jews are awesome.

[@SkrrtzSneakers]

Me the Jew be like…

[@nicholaswolf365]

"When you said I could do you in your mudhut, I thought you meant something else." Poor Peter😂

[@9922hhAAg]

Not funny

[@Nutsaur]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@SC-RGX7]

"Each shoe sold separately" - killed me.

[@9922hhAAg]

*Each shoe sold seperate

[@evelyn4886]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@djhunter3756]

Ngl it’s kinda ironic since (to my knowledge, I cannot 100% confirm or deny this) the Bible actually never explicitly mentions homosexuality as the sin but more sexuality in general and saying that homosexuals were just people who commuted the sin of lust in a method different than what was traditionally expected of those such sinners. So tbh (again if my assumptions are correct which they probably aren’t lol) the Bible is anything BUT clear about that lol

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@djhunter3756 Leviticus 20:13 and Leviticus 18:22 are _pretty_ clear about that, though

[@djhunter3756]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 ah, gotcha. Like I said it was only to my knowledge and I was probably gonna be wrong anyways due to my lack of knowledge. Thanks for clarifying that up for me

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@djhunter3756 no problem 👍

[@mygenderisyes5771]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 ja well hail satan

[@violet6991]

3:46 Brian acting like a real dog always gets me😂🙈

[@JacobDaDJ]

Bruh he still has his natural instincts

[@XEmmoEmmoX]

Met too😂😂🤣🤣

[@cadefenster2453]

It's adorable.

[@poebux7359]

6:46 *jetpack joyride music starts*

[@axostierIV]

Jetpack Jewride*

[@kirawarner2772]

2:49-2:52 LOL🤣❤️ That Europe cutaway was hilarious! Prove me wrong!

[@Nutsaur]

How can I prove a negative?

[@Tiresias55]

3:44 "Get out of here I'll kill you! But come back tomorrow same time, I get very sad on Sundays when you're not here.?" Being a dog person I feel for Brian on this one, they do get sad when something that is supposed to happen doesn't happen. Love to all dog and cat owners out there.

[@christianw6819]

Wow you are a dog person? You are just so special and unique!!!

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@christianw6819 Stop being rude

[@jimgeorge1312]

⁰

[@BlakeGibbons]

Why did you put a random question mark?

[@---oq5kb]

@@christianw6819 average redditor after browsing r/notlikeothergirls

[@058875915]

5:57 I thought Joe was supposed to be really good at softball too

[@krystopherguadalupe1760]

8:03 kills me every time

[@theredforce8049]

As a European, the Europe one cracks me up rvery time!

[@macaemeia146]

As a fellow European I agree

[@GossamerGhoul]

The worst part of being European is that our TVs aren't here

[@tfyk5623]

As an American I can’t agree more

[@mygenderisyes5771]

As a south african with a European partner I finally have something to show her that'll b tunny

[@superturbo3407]

@@mygenderisyes5771 all white south africans are European

[@sigstackfault]

2:58 this man is ace.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

That's what I said! There is no heterosexual or gay explanation for how he reacted to that Pinkberry, that there was an Ace.

[@solar.polaris]

as an aromantic asexual I approve of this message

[@mygenderisyes5771]

YASSSS if my best friend watched this show I'd probably have pissed her off by the amount of references to that scene lol

[@princesscadance197]

Honestly, if I were a guy in his position, I’d be the same way. Except instead of pink berry ice cream, I’d be persuaded with… Frosted wheat cereal.

[@kimuires]

An ace icon 🖤🤍💜

[@mitchellgildea6944]

Each shoe sold separate

[@calebd.9526]

Why did I kinda enjoy Lois’ softball chatter?

[@gorgis.mp307]

Idunno man makes you look like a simp to me pal

[@calebd.9526]

@@gorgis.mp307 Nah, it was just the one of the few times her voice didn’t sound super nasally and utterly horrible.

[@andrewtatescigar7122]

Probably because it’s maybe the longest she’s ever spoken

[@renealvarez6586]

@@gorgis.mp307 sounds like you don’t know what simp means to me, pal

[@gorgis.mp307]

@@calebd.9526 idunno seems kinda sus

[@Kysrn666]

"Oh my God it's beautiful! I forgot my tv 📺lest go home" I love this quot

[@Green1sh01]

Among Us.

[@owenpollreis8154]

2:49

[@jacobstanfill4451]

My tvs not here lets go home not forgot my tv lets go home

[@BlakeGibbons]

Never said that.

[@mikeoxlong869]

Get the quote right.

[@leatherfoot11]

08:36 - lol

[@uncleken7955]

Im small so this is okay. 😂😂😂😂

[@Ysoserious1]

The bible's pretty clear about that 😂

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

If the Bible actually mattered, I’d be screwed 😬

[@Nutsaur]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@BabyJaguar220]

I absolutely LOVED tiny Brian

[@RealCallMeJoel]

the Andy Griffith bit killed me holy cow

[@MickeyMallone.]

I watch it almost every weeknight with my dad and think of that. When I tried to explain why I laugh at the intro, he just looked at me like he was wondering why he got stuck with a daughter like me.

[@typacsk]

I used to wonder where all the black people were in Mayberry. Then I decided I didn't want to know.

[@garrettfairley2212]

"Oh God, somebody farted!" 5:14

[@FL4M3ZEXE]

0:14 best part 🤣🤣🤣

[@brodythebrickbuilder6843]

Chris swung a baseball into Herbert's house once. Now, Jerome swung a baseball into someone else's house.

[@turkeysandwich1998]

3:36 The next Olympics

[@musicaman8683]

6:45 Idk why this made me laugh the most. A menorah jet pack.

[@MrBrewman95]

1:19 I think they meant milligrams for salt. 100 grams of salt at once would kill you and probably 100 others.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Not really You would most likely just throw it back up

[@og.shadefur]

2:57 i would risk losing my job for some ice cream 😎

[@dustinsanchez7820]

The king stewie bit was fantastically misleading funny as hell

[@samibeachboysandfullhousef8765]

In my office now

[@MiMi-Elona]

me waving in front of a sniper but there's a guy that says 1up appear in my side and 2x points in my other side. sigh

[@spcgulley]

Ok..... as a Jewish man......... when where my fellow Jews going to tell me that porch Menorahs were jet packs!!?

[@eternalconfusion6226]

Hahahaha Once they saw the angry mob they were, so you're lucky you never heard I guess :P

[@naughtiusmaximus3690]

It's reserved for several special people, we should leave someone to keep the mob busy...

[@shroomiegunleader814]

OMG THE "Adjust myself" PART XD

[@josiahortiz8598]

"I'm small so this is okay."😂😂

[@LukeTheDukeYT]

Each shoe sold separate. Kills me every second.

[@GrumpyTy34er]

1:20 I would hope that ALL of them have less than 100 g of sodium, considering it's measured in mg

[@sthembisonkomo4231]

The loan shark killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lifewithray2220]

YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! 🤣🤣🤣 8:04

[@quandaledingle6949]

8:32 “im small so this is okay” Idk why i expected anything else

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

7:31 I hope you're happy, Marciaaaaaaa!! (thud) We might have something upstairs.

[@itsdomtoo]

“Ah ah ah, the Bible is pretty clear about that”

[@Nutsaur]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@dehydratedwater4759]

8:23 your welcome

[@kristijancosic4459]

4:33 what else can a man do

[@tasleem5148]

Tom Tucker taking off his moustache😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlawalton5658]

2:49 that’s just me 😂

[@yc_04]

he cannot get sick right now

[@ChiftainZ11]

When Tom said "Goodnight St. Louis". I freaked out 🤣.

[@sincereyoutubeapology]

Natural Bridge and kingshighway is where I'm goin!!!!

[@Caffrey987]

Note to Self: Dont go to St Louis.

[@secretsavant-]

Stewie: In my office, now. I laugh every time. 😄

[@hunterkiersey1469]

Peter just wants to go back home the first thing he gets off the plane 🤣🤣🤣2:50

[@MaskedMadness758]

Me when my grandparents tell me I can't bring my phone on vacation so we can spend time together: 2:49

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

I lost interest in Family Guy a long time ago but that Chihuahua cutaway will always be f*cking hysterical

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

@Walter White Thanks for your enriching and enlightening opinion, I shall cherish it forever :D

[@lermajerms]

the way he just straightface turns to look straight at the camera makes me almost vomit from laughter

[@sealwiththehaircut9431]

3:24 hold up

[@axostierIV]

Bro got the wrong mustache 💀💀

[@arion9696]

6:23 Gets me everytime

[@mrcrabs2228]

Which episode is this from?

[@FrozenGligar]

2:48 My tv isn't here. Let's go home.

[@jamesporter3761]

8:36 This is my excuse for everything now

[@Jayjay-pv1vl]

0:25 end this now, mason

[@dswagjr8802]

Friendly Fire will not be tolerated

[@axostierIV]

"Wait what's the meaning of this--" "...." *"MASON!!!"*

[@JoeAriminvm]

5:10 😂😂

[@ElDario99]

Favorite scene EVER

[@Swifftegirl13]

That escalated quickly 😂😂 4:18

[@Shortsonic37]

Lois managed to find the one asexual security guard in Quahog😂.

[@cakenshake]

I think the joke back then is that the guard was gay.

[@matthewhamilton2913]

Someone literally said the same thing, word for word four days ago

[@youtubeuser849]

3 days to late my guy.

[@KazK-vi6xn]

8:10 is so funny

[@noahkao2144]

7:33 did anyone else heard that ow

[@gunner4126]

The fact that Chris Brown is still loved is disappointing

[@seferkeshet]

MICHAEL VICK IS STILL LOVED AND HE WAS ALLOWED TO PLAY IN THE NFL AGAIN AFTER HE HOOKED ALLIGATOR CLIP LEADS TO ANIMALS EARS AND TOSSED THEM INTO A POOL TO WATCH THEM FIGHT TO GET OUT AS THEY WERE BEING ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH. HE DID THIS TO DOZENS AND DOZENS OF ANIMALS. EVEN HIS OWN PETS. MICHAEL VICK. NOT JUST "DOGFIGHTER." TORTURE AND EXECUTION OF ANIMALS. MICHAEL VICK. QUARTERBACK. NFL.

[@Father_Venti]

@@seferkeshet bruh calm the fuck down

[@bigmac92]

@@seferkeshet Both are terrible but two humans is significantly worse

[@M4XXXXXXXX]

@@bigmac92 nah disagree, animals don’t have controle over much and are cute, she was prolly being a bitch

[@348tacos7]

@@M4XXXXXXXX yall are both wrong. Both situations are f#vked up. However, I gotta agree that the animal one is.......a bit extra.

[@Kratos-kp1uo]

7:00 LOL

[@Mr3DLC]

Wow the thumbnail is actually part of the show:)

[@Finnec123]

As a non-American: Did Lois talk gibberish? 02:30 Ok I know she did. She mentioned Tom Brady and some random stuff. 🙂

[@OliverStabile]

2 outs is 2/3 required to end an inning Tom Brady is a QB College football is on saturdays and yes The NDA is black

[@PopeLando]

I love Quagmire getting the life lessons from Mr. Mom.

[@Lahcsap]

Jerome’s baseball scene was the best 😂😭

[@farrelarantxa1837]

You know what's the best. Your profile pict 👑

[@Lahcsap]

@@farrelarantxa1837 My brother, much appreciated ❤️

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

Two homosexuals 😂😂😂

[@JackArmySwans]

When Peter shot the monkey🤣 was not expecting that

[@micharosa6201]

Seeing censored clip with Brian chasing off Mail man certainly fellt new, as i get used to uncensored one.

[@itssaucerbitch]

what does the uncensored version say?

[@micharosa6201]

@@itssaucerbitch "You Motherfucker get out here.."

[@sovashadow]

8:31

[@alexd832]

Love it !!! 😂😂😂

[@e.m.2850]

Thanks

[@sheffield7727]

7:25 💀😫

[@sprite8344]

Do you think he died with that tap?

[@9922hhAAg]

Pointless comment

[@bluebeka2458]

2:51 Shhh, no one tell him that there are tv's on the rest of the world beside USA. Let him leave.

[@jumpae4241]

1:18 watch till the end of the cutaway

[@soulassassin0g]

3:01 that man has his priorities straight.

[@anonymous-zw6ff]

Smell that kids? Thats been in a rich persons mouth!

[@SPI679]

1:34 😂😂

[@CEAROD345]

Uh uh uh the Bible’s pretty clear about that

[@msthecommentator2863]

5:10 Family Guy always has some of the most top tier fart jokes 😂

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I’m a different kind of winner!! Family guy has the best gay jokes

[@mygenderisyes5771]

What about gay people? As a bi person I think my bi partner is the queen of I jokes

[@brandonmaddox4862]

@@mygenderisyes5771 all a matter of opinion my good friend, I’m sure your partner is hilarious

[@peculiar1104]

" AH AH AH ...The Bible is pretty clear on that " 😆💯🙏🏿

[@ErenYeeter]

Omg it's beautiful, My TV isn't here let's go home

[@tiberiu_nicolae]

Kryptonite, or latex, or lambskin

[@keatonburton6064]

My favorite is 4:59 because I've been getting into Predator since Death Battle's Boba Fett vs. Predator video in July.

[@Dinoboy06]

I’ve been with the Predator years ago, and they’re really badass…

[@keatonburton6064]

@@Dinoboy06 I know.

[@nicholasadams2374]

The mudhut bit had me dying!! LMFAO

[@utkarshverma3470]

That last clip made me laugh hard.

[@lordrindfleisch1584]

1:30 how does a can of soup have more than 100g of sodium?

[@toilet7970]

Someone: omg! You really going out like this My original character Darryl the mouse: 8:36

[@eliottdeletraz97]

1:14 same, stewie. That sort of thing gaves me nothing but madness and insanity.

[@hillbillypeakgarage6797]

0:08 Mud Hut🤣🤣

[@saikatdominicgregory9157]

2:57 sigma man rule 1

[@inkmanstudios4798]

3:07 I don't think i ever had pink berry ice cream What's it like?

[@inkmanstudios4798]

3:10

[@renaldomorrie6607]

Each shoe sold separately LMAO 🤣

[@Bookeyhodgesiguess]

8:50 *VTOL MODE ACTIVATED*

[@marysmith9084]

getting drunk and watching this shit is just immaculate

[@legueu]

That loan shark was indeed pretty serious.

[@afandianto]

8:04 XD

[@SophiaAphrodite]

The sock pregnancy test reminded me of the time we convinced my stepsister she could get pregnant by swallowing.

[@clarityashtons4273]

That man wearing heels is 100% not a winner. He definitely doesn't know how to run in heels because I've seen some people SPRINT like a ninja in them!!!! 😮

[@liam03talksmovieswaytomuch]

I’m small so this is ok