Cutaway Compilation Season 12 - Family Guy (Part 5)

Cutaway Compilation Season 12 - Family Guy (Part 5)
#familyguy #trynottolaugh #funny

[@rakoondogo4481]

“ I was in this booth when President Obama was elected” “Oh my God. No!!” That got me

[@Spectre-69]

We all know why Peter hates Obama and unlike us, it wasn't because he wasn't a good president. Damn it, Family Guy...

[@guilhermebraga9773]

@@Spectre-69 part of the world hates him because the bombing of 7 countries

[@e.c.listening326]

@@guilhermebraga9773 i liked that actually

[@philgonza634709]

I spit my drink 😂😂😂 fucking killed me

[@Eliqueme]

@@e.c.listening326 saaame, Love you obombae

[@jeremyusreevu237]

The non-calming pilot cutaway was hilarious.

[@JCBCheese]

Eh, I liked the crucifixion one more

[@TheBlackswordsman.]

@@JCBCheese yeah, both were pretty funny

[@dtripodi]

Aw thanks fella

[@raymonds256]

5:52 it's not a tumor..

[@lochlanmcgregor998]

That guy hit his head pretty hard aha

[@Willyoart]

“I hate him so much I’m shaking” 😂😂 the conviction in Lois voice 😂😂

[@victorious_vic]

I’m just noticing that Peter’s right hand was the one that “choked” to death but in the funeral its his left hand that’s in a casket 😂

[@jmsmith1767]

They reverse the image to avoid copyright claims

[@victorious_vic]

@@jmsmith1767 I didn’t catch that until now! Thank you good sir!

[@mickypoo4622]

Maybe his right hand does not know what his left hand is doing???

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Great continuity.

[@Wiiguy1606]

@@mickypoo4622 you listen to mister piano man, too?

[@richsackett3423]

"I left my poem at home" is the best Beat writing ever.

[@joshuabrown3361]

"Move that bus!" "Put that bus back!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshuabrown3361]

"I broke up with a birthday cake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pencilpen8838]

@@joshuabrown3361 Uh' we went on like two dates

[@keatonburton6064]

And when I put that bus back, I'm not moving it again.

[@esraeloh8681]

I wonder if Arnold's seen his cutaways, but mainly this 1 since his accent was so pivotal in so many of his movies

[@kennethnwebb]

hEt tO tHa ChOpPeR!!!!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's not a tumah!

[@jamiemiller1482]

They actually did dub him in one of his first movies where he played Hercules… It is hilarious to watch in retrospect

[@Tigerman1138]

He said him during an interview Interviewer, “Arnold, what makes so many of your lines memorable?” Arnold with a straight face says, “Oh it’s de AgZENT.” He knows. He embraces. He has a sense of humah

[@siphesihleskymagagula4502]

''When I grow up I wanna stick my head in a circle and roar''Thats my favourite part 😂😂😂(:

[@SlayZ_2929]

1:28 - 1:30 “What’s up now, b*tches?!” Lol 😂 I would’ve said “Who’s laughing now, b*tches?!”

[@lunamoony2434]

I'm not gonna ask who killed my daughter , It's water under the bridge , I'm just gonna get my mail😂😂😂😂😂

[@justaguywithaweirdlaugh1032]

😵😭😭😭

[@AnkfordPlays]

Man one of the writers really love joking about downs this season

[@johnbuck4395]

I'm not trying to be mean, but you gotta admit they always have a certain look... like they're bewildered. But the ET one got me. 1:50 And not to go jim Carrey here but notice the jersey number in ST's closet

[@sampaul2746]

😡😡😡6:42

[@quinn7427]

@@johnbuck4395 almost like it's linked to certain physical traits...

[@youwot2430]

Cry harder.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

@@youwot2430 I don't think anyone was crying

[@Jayshay13]

3:45 this is just sad

[@Calcobeater_gamer4life]

🤌 ...i left... 🤌🤌 ...my poem... 🤌 🤌... at home 🤌

[@ARTPLAYSGAMES86]

Better 😉😉😎 I even gave ya a like 👍

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

6:24 "It was on sale!" Got me

[@bennytea7215]

That showering with the dog part was freaking hilarious

[@jediaray8847]

Family Guy is insanely better in small chunks. Even better if it's uncensored

[@jackduff7194]

The overcompensating divorced dad joke hit a little too close to home 😂

[@fergus3083]

“It was on sale” Every mum has said this after purchasing something pointless

[@reubenmanzo2054]

I find it funnier that Lois gives that answer without asking what "this" Peter was referring to.

[@PWeilerMr]

The last clip needs to hear this: “Why does a middle-aged family man need a dog?” “So someone is happy to see him when he gets home at the end of the day.” Cheers

[@Kruvi23]

I lost it on peter´s right hand funeral 😂😂😂

[@linalfernando]

His left hands the dead body ..

[@fairlady5556]

@@linalfernando reversed image

[@Shadowsintoyesterday]

Idk why the but Arnold Schwarzenegger one made me laugh so hard

[@vanhalenfan1015]

*𝓘𝓽’𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓸𝓻*

[@Eralen00]

same

[@gowithit19]

"It might be a tumor." "It's not a tumor."

[@T1000skynetforever]

7:51 so underrated 😂😂

[@grimsleydrake8641]

Everytime Carter falls a bone fucking pops out of his knee Everytime

[@Leila_Ganjaei]

2:07 🎵“I broke up with a birthday cake.”🎵

[@michaelmcdonnell5574]

🎂 Uh we went on like 2 dates

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The cake is a lie.

[@theninethrees8044]

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

[@annalisehamto2811]

@@theninethrees8044 says who?

[@Dim4323]

And their Taylor swoop

[@lynxkasandra6685]

7:26 🤣🤣🤣 that face

[@rebelfriend1818]

4:43 thumbnail

[@Tiresias55]

I just love 1:20 Shoot for the stars little lion man.

[@blueboots4272]

When Peter said closer to my right hand in the cutaway it switches from his right hand to his dead left hand

[@andrewdaley1471]

Ye, they swap the image to avoid copywrite claims. So they don't have to do that annoying zooming.

[@AlexR2648]

@@andrewdaley1471 why would they mirror half of the clip

[@OmarPerez-cq7zf]

Peter:"I was in this booth when president Obama was elected!😠" *Horrified* Peter:"OH MY GOD NO!😱" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fVcker1]

Emojis are killing everyone

[@cHriiSzbEe]

Should’ve mentioned the guy who came after Obama

[@clintn.kildepstein1656]

@@cHriiSzbEe TDS alert

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@cHriiSzbEe true 😂 I rather have a rapist as president (biden) than someone who almost got us into ww3

[@DanteTimberwolf]

@@cHriiSzbEe eh... He was great. The guy after him however. He shouldn't be in office

[@reubenmanzo2054]

5:10 Joe actually doesn't have to push off the ground, Peter's own weight will take care of that.

[@robirvine6970]

Fail. Peter isn't moving so Joe clearly needs to add an opposing force to move the seesaw.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

@@robirvine6970 That opposing force that you're asking for is called gravity. It'll push Peter down which in turn, pushes Joe up.

[@robirvine6970]

@@reubenmanzo2054 except… Peter is t moving… so it looks like joe must be heavier. You litterally posted a dispute to my comment that proves me right, amazing.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

@@robirvine6970 I've yet to see Joe have his own gravitational field. You don't get one of those without being really (and I mean REALLY) heavy.

[@robirvine6970]

@@reubenmanzo2054 No… no you dont. Everything has a gravitational field. Also, he must be heavier than Peter, that’s why he’s staying on the ground. What don’t you understand?

[@XanderMetalHead]

1:20 is hands down my favorite

[@daltonking4882]

"Im mad at this jar of pickles i cant open" "Nail it up!"😂😂

[@georgewang2947]

Michelle Dockery actually did the voice, that's pretty cool

[@blue_leader_5756]

Man I love Bukhwukh

[@ArielKahane]

Bukhwukh is my favorite too

[@Vibranium603]

Bukhwukh gives me joy!

[@Madarauchihaaa]

Free Palestine

[@gorky1986]

4:02 pilot voice!

[@chrishuston7162]

"PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE, THIS MAN DRIVES A SATURN"

[@hardygriff]

OMG That’s Tony Sirico as the dog’s voice 😂 That makes it so much funnier

[@mygenderisyes5771]

Which dog

[@Tkieron]

@@mygenderisyes5771 Vinny, the tan dog that briefly replaced Brian when he died.

[@mygenderisyes5771]

@@Tkieron oh ok

[@volosatikru3679]

I thought I was tripping, hearing Paulie Walnuts Gualtierie as a cartoon dog, especially since I've been binging Sopranos clips by borko

[@Sonichero151]

He was also in fairly odd parents..... as Wanda's father...... a mob boss that was in charge of using magic to get rid of garbage

[@NxTTxT]

"I hate him so much I'm shakin" _PLEASE_ 😂😂😂

[@pikachu-hd6lr]

"I hate him so much im shakin" 🤣😭💀

[@dDarkDraven]

Is no one gonna talk about how peters right hand that chokes on eggs is now his left hand in the casket?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Great continuity!

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

He had a funeral for his hand. He’s clearly not all there lol

[@Pip200ne]

They flip the footage to avoid copyright

[@imajsstove2907]

@@Pip200ne wait how can someone copyright something like that I’m genuinely curious

[@ConnorVide]

@@imajsstove2907 something like what? This whole video is copyrighted by FOX/Disney. The KZbinr who uploaded it flipped it to avoid copyright

[@JasonAFlintham]

0:16 - That’s either Michelle Dockery or a perfect impression of her. Either way that’s awesome.

[@henryhahn9741]

“People… People… People… this man owns a Saturn”

[@hirkamirjohn5696]

Yeah I don't get that one Saturn's are cool

[@deusexaethera]

Poor Peter. Most people don't deserve every bad thing that happens to them, but he does. It must be tough.

[@icecreamgod529]

6:41 best part lol 😂

[@Kojack150]

Agreed

[@SpectreCiNW]

As jewish, can confirm

[@texasblaze1016]

3:50 that was too real. Fuck

[@Ben-jl2rh]

4:42 is what you came for.

[@jmsmith1767]

00:38 NAIL IT UP!

[@keatonburton6064]

I will *never* stop laughing at the can of Whup Ass.

[@carultch]

I'll never stop laughing at Goofy being damned to hell.

[@BronyIncYT]

6:29 Cause Stone Cold Said So!

[@samdabugg]

me, with a calm voice: "alright everybody, i have a gun. please put your hands in the air so i can steal your belongings" everybody: "okay!"

[@denirio]

8:20 Meme quality right here

[@ccedev]

Yea that would be a good format

[@brookedavidbacay1957]

@@ccedev yeah i agree

[@JKH133]

7:25 “Helloooooo” had me crying with laughter

[@AzureGuardian051]

The can of woopass bit is my favorite.

[@brandon0627]

3:29 OMG NO!

[@VicSNawk]

7:09 loved this cutaway

[@lonekirin905]

HELLOOOOOOoooo

[@WonderWhatHappened]

7:58 I spit my soda out right here.

[@coreyroberts47]

Haha that backpacker bit was great

[@Oberon4278]

That last clip is what I'm convinced happens every time I leave the room. The only way I can convince myself it's not happening is by remembering that I'm not important enough for anyone to bother talking about when I'm present, much less after I've left.

[@bcarpe796]

Stewie saying the magician drives a Saturn was funny to me 😅

[@WindowsXPMapping1]

Wanna know something, at the end of the booth cutaway (when Peter says he was in the booth when Obama was elected), that would've been a perfect time for Cleveland to appear in his home saying "Oh my god, YES!"

[@shadyguy7770]

Can't go one day without this

[@owencrossett6512]

That us addiction you should get help

[@nickt8564]

I don’t know what this says about me but the “I hate him so much I’m shaking!” Really got me lmao

[@7thRoseHalo]

I demand that we need more backpacking through Europe with bowlegged man in short shorts.

[@BronyIncYT]

4:06 Mankind? Mick Foley? is that you? Lol

[@neuronaut6456]

I like the way he says 'nail it up!'

[@wontrespond8064]

7:18 Sorry to say this but there are no cougars( the wild cats not the other one :) in europe. We only got lynx here

[@Marylandbrony]

“I was in this booth when President Obama was elected” “Oh my god no!”

[@flyingpotato1873]

The judaism part KILLED ME hahahaha

[@SpectreCiNW]

As jew i confirm it true

[@SidneyBroadshead]

Why do YOU think it's funny?

[@SpectreCiNW]

@@SidneyBroadshead oh! Gotta go it's tubishwat (puts hat and RUNS)...

[@moravia2027]

Lol Taylor Not-So-Swift got me 😂😂

[@tomdean1876]

9:17 What the fuck lady, driving on the wrong side of the road. Peter was in the right here.

[@cordatus7209]

04:03 New Peter sounds like a pilot without a calming voice

[@LeekyKale]

4:13 who the fuck freaks out like that?

[@Darktrooper-mt5qu]

Lol the right hand gag 😂 when the hand ‘’die’’ its the left hand thats in the coffin😂

[@YCB.Meezyy]

I need this outro song 😮‍💨

[@FERAL_ENTITY]

Lemme see what I can do

[@FERAL_ENTITY]

Simple Things - AMKAD

[@FERAL_ENTITY]

It actually goes pretty hard

[@maxfieldjoyner5244]

The bit with the Rabbi responding to Stewie with more questions was just too accurate. I say this as someone who is jewish.

[@dayzofrust9985]

Carter"Call me the cart that carries around the phat black people!!! LOL 🤣

[@zombieslayer689]

That eskimo part was pretty clever

[@fenikeizu3392]

... Hoot ... Hoot ... Whom...

[@artisticalex1206]

The MGM lion was the funniest cutaway of season 12 yet it was in the worst episode of the entire show.

[@connorbarker1352]

8:44 so which one died was his left hand or his right hand?

[@beno22iscool]

Yes

[@andrewalfonso8142]

Maybe they flipped this scene to avoid copyright or something. If not oof

[@jayluck8047]

The bullet train bit made me snort so hard it hurt!

[@thomass1620]

8:00 “Dial Cross Species Shampoo” 😂😅😭💀💀💀

[@darthben2076]

The fact the Peter was at a bar on a Tuesday at 8:45 makes so much sense.

[@ChattanoogaDan]

The special terrestrial killed me

[@danjoaquin1571]

"I broke up with a birthday cake" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@merrygoround8685]

I did not expect Peter to beat the crap out of Angela 😂

[@byronspears9395]

😳🤯🤭🤣😂🤣😭😭😭2:37 call that beeping cart that carries around fat black people. -Carter

[@christiansabido4381]

He's not wrong

[@Acertainfrog]

That special alien tho 😂

[@lexuses3942]

“Hey call that cart that carries around the fat black people” 😂😂😂 damn

[@potdofficial8246]

The pilot without a calming voice clip was the first time in my life that I ever laughed at family guy

[@nathanwhiting5475]

It's funny because it's obnoxiously loud ammirite

[@guilhermebraga9773]

I loved the most offensive jokes and stereotypes they throw during the cutaways. And i have nothing against a cutaway like the south park guys. Love both shows

[@mariebertrand400]

W/o the sound, this joke is lost.

[@CLASSYTUXYFGA]

​@@guilhermebraga9773 Im a fan of both

[@user-hm3zk4pc4d]

i love the music at the end of the video

[@Burnzy494959]

Jim are you showering with the dog again 😂

[@Rudster14]

I'm sure that cross species shampoo exists lol

[@gamingwithblueboy4563]

8:47 his hands change.

[@MrPhantaze]

No they didnt, the image flipped in weird place

[@gamingwithblueboy4563]

@@MrPhantaze ooo thanks for cleaning this up for me should have just used my Disney plus😅

[@kennethdueck5609]

Drunkie the Dakota University mascot 😂

[@eddieble024]

Lol "I'm just getting my mail."

[@hokagebread6163]

3:40 real play

[@JeffreyGillespie]

I love how they just randomly segue to the neck job 😂🤣

[@sebtheperson7500]

The obama one made me laugh

[@edragyz8596]

6:18 That's some Chowder shit lmao

[@cherrymoonproductionscmp3378]

you were born in Mexico, LOL