Family Guy - Peter Visits Tucson

[@aegisofhonor]

the part where Brian tries to lie his way through being an avid reader is actually funnier then the actual Tucson scene.

[@FuryanJedi13]

Ironic that it was Peter who called him out on his bullshit.

[@miggyda0967]

Exactly

[@db9944]

I don't know why they ruined his character like that. He started off as legitimately smart, but then they made him pretend smart.

[@BDL3035]

@@db9944 Well, Brian is just Seth’s kinda-sorta self-insert, so it’s probably him coming out as an intellectual fraud

[@justnoel4088]

@@db9944 I guess they figured no point having a legitimate intellectual when you already have baby genius Stewie. But then again, the Stewie Brian adventures were when the character changes started with Brian going from most reasonable person in the family to pseudo Intellect douche and Stewie from malicious evil genius to gay flamboyant occasionally smart

[@jaydawg7]

I love that cultured and erudite Peter still writes on bathroom walls.

[@deez2037]

Lmfao FR

[@Horzinicla]

Peter seemed very verbose and erudite

[@GothicElf68]

@@Horzinicla I see what you did there.

[@raze2809]

@@Horzinicla he should play some Bookworm Adventures, its perfect for him.

[@johnsmith-wi2cb]

Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger

[@christopherborum6551]

Tucson has a symphony orchestra, a ballet company, a theater company, and an opera. I attended all of them when I lived there. That said, there's also a lot of nut-punching.

[@johnharrison6745]

So, not really all that different from New York.....

[@chupacabra3331]

Rather cosmopolitan…

[@MoonLoonie69]

Do they play the classical “Ode to Deez Nuts”? 😂😂😂

[@heavybre]

What did the orchestra play, The Nutcracker?

[@patrickdoyle3525]

Tombstone Val Kilmer “a pair of urban sophisticates”

[@SaiyanGamer95]

I actually live near Tucson. This is totally accurate.

[@miguelcastaneda7236]

yup our wonder full air Force 1960s made a dump site 200 feet wide 1 mile long dumped old fue..l hydrolic fluid ..coolant..cleaning fluids..and duhh forgot it went into ground water everones well drinking water contaminated..ahh americas brightest and finest..friggin idiots.. those who didnt.know cancer..brain damage

[@romancahill3503]

Damn ! Hahaha ! 👍😄

[@user-sg9mg6cn2c]

Born and raised there, always felt the city itself looked trashy and uninteresting but the surrounding deserts and resorts are beautiful and worth the trip to see. I no longer live there, dumb city,that doesn't want to be a city.

[@cirrusfox8052]

@Jeremy Keister I don't know what Tuscon is or where....

[@UrSammich]

@@cirrusfox8052 Arizona, south of the state. Generally considered the "meh" area and most people prefer not to go there, generally to Scottsdale where the rich/educated are or Phoenix for the people in the middle. :/

[@tynoki6648]

Tucson born n raised loll I can confirm battleship is still in theaters :(

[@skyounkin]

It's a good movie.

[@MilesLougheed]

Probably takes the locals a couple viewings to understand it anyway.

[@user-sg9mg6cn2c]

Wow. Born and raised there in 1962 , haven't lived there in nearly 30 years. Nothing has changed. Tucson is a dumb city. As Peter said in a previous episode, Tucson, unnecessary.

[@DreamfactoryZero]

@@skyounkin You must be from Tucson.

[@marcusm5305]

Ty Noki right as i read read that peter said that 😂

[@Sosa_Biggunnz]

"Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger" - (smart) Peter Griffin

[@sean.furlong1989]

r/iamverysmart

[@The1pokemaster1]

“Yo- You’re the dick who wrote that in the bathroom!” Glenn Quagmire

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Lois made Peter stupid again so all the dumb stuff he does will be on her.

[@chasgalaxy6721]

God I hate Lois sometimes 😡

[@GodLevelGarou]

@@chasgalaxy6721 Same.

[@CamSiv996]

@@chasgalaxy6721 I think I know why she's still with his ass: she's an idiot like Peter.

[@arrfffff7455]

They did the same with homer

[@destroyerblackdragon]

@@arrfffff7455 Homer did it to himself. His family wanted him to stay smart but Homer found being smart was a curse.

[@midnightflare9879]

I feel bad for Peter: Once in his life, he decided to educate himself, become a better man, and his family wanted him to be stupid, because it hurted Lois' ego.

[@jayjay86443]

And Brian's.

[@bgbiv7]

I don’t wanna read too into a show like family guy but I think it had less to do with Peter getting smarter but more to do with how he became a pretentious dick about it

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

What if all the others went to Frisco as well?

[@tbewin1z143]

@Midnight Flare: hurted?

[@BrilloBush]

I felt a lot worse for him the moment the experimental gay gene wore off..

[@stephen19590]

Any time Brian is put in his place fills me with life

[@TheMrfoxguy]

They shouldve left him dead let's be honest

[@GodLevelGarou]

Yeah, but Lois and Quagmire are still a lot worse than he is though so technically you still hollow and dead inside. 🤷

[@therealMrA]

Ironically, reading books denotes literacy, but not necessarily intelligence

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

You and me both, pal

[@CinosTheHedgehog2000]

Remember when he was meant to be the voice of reason for Peter & his best friend? Now he's just become insufferable

[@shamrock32]

Obviously one of the writers went to Arizona State...

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

shamrock32 They did indeed. Actually I think a few of the producers did lol

[@miguelcastaneda7236]

only collage you can get into with a below a 3.0..mom worked there custodial..many mayors..senators.. entertainers kids went there..puppy mill..everone graduates

[@olivergarcia4259]

Miguel Castaneda I got into a private college and I graduated top 90% in high school. I graduated marginally but my GPA must have been like 1.8.

[@kylenguyen7371]

@@rooseveltbrentwood9654 early cast/crew commentary from American Dad also confirms many of the writers were ASU or U of A Alumni.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Kyle Nguyen I’m shocked Arizona has a lot of people working on Family Guy over New Englanders

[@daleketchup7434]

Funny thing is that the Walking Dead originated as a book. A comic book that is

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Comic books aren't smart.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

@@destroyerblackdragon says who?

[@destroyerblackdragon]

@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Double D from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

[@solitudeguard5688]

daleketchup a graphic novel

[@riparoo9675]

That's the joke. Walking Dead and New Girl were shows based off of books, but Peter kept picking similar but more intellectual novels. When asked about Game of Thrones though, he gave up and just picked Game of Thrones.

[@szlendak1368]

0:56 « OOOH i don’t even think it’s oak » the way you could hear his smile is everything

[@slashbash1347]

I just now realized that Brian said "Steve Gutenberg," as in the actor, and not Johannes Gutenberg, the creator of the printing press. The writing kinda switches between making Brian smart but pretentious, to an idiot pseudointellectual. Even an idiot would've just named a book they read in high school.

[@Yassinius]

Don't ya know? Brian never went to high school

[@DD-cq6mm]

@@Yassinius Didnt he graduate from Brown in the earlier seasons

[@Yassinius]

@@DD-cq6mm Could be, what I do know is that they made Brian a quasi-intellectual in the later seasons

[@JoeHynes284]

true, but didn't China have a printing press several centuries before?

[@jonathancunningham4042]

@@JoeHynes284 China had everything lol

[@Nathanr016]

“OHHH I don’t even think it’s oak!”

[@bluefire2918]

But wait...... was it oak?

[@givrally]

@@bluefire2918 Most ancient bookshelves were indeed made of oak, but the color reminds me of ash or maybe a stained maple. Not an expert, though.

[@RockyCarrJr]

@@givrally At first I looked at the consistency, which looks like birch. The color, though, as you noted, is likely that of maplewood or ash, or maybe even rosewood. Good eye

[@raccoonraccoonraccoonracco7561]

Walnut wood

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

I still think it's Ash

[@davidusa47]

Just a reminder Seth Macfarlane is doing ALL of those voices in that reading scene. Pretty incredible.

[@unknowndagod7971]

No shit Sherlock

[@Pine0wlple]

The stealthiest joke this episode is that Peter became smart from visiting San Francisco and New York.

[@DeanW56]

@Suspended Unfairly Again Go to Robotmans Broken Arm You're Right about That👍

[@adamdragontamer]

Hi, I'm here to vouch for New York. Yes, we do have crazy drug addicts who scream randomly on the streets But, some of us are actually educated enough to enjoy a nice fulfilling life, whether we do stay in the city or not.

[@cdjk28]

@We Are Bad Boys Patrol Or a very angry taxi driver

[@alacedodyssey]

so he either became an asshole or a hipster?

[@Fuzz1994tps]

Saying San Francisco is “smart” is a hard sell, especially considering all the shit, homeless, and needles in the sidewalks and violence in Oakland (if you count Oakland as a part of SF)

[@Mlogan11]

The exchange between Brian, Peter, and Stewie is made more funny knowing they are all voiced by the same person.

[@MarkyTeriyakiShorts]

The voices in my head be like

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Opposite Nazri

[@Zexter_369]

Long live Seth McFarlane!

[@ThisUnderWorldOfDarkness]

You're way too much into technical tidbit stuff

[@alechome8021]

“San Francisco and New York made Peter smart” same energy as “my dog ate my house”

[@pfunk9632]

1:33 “a child should sleep on his bed, not under it”.

[@J8den]

That hit deep

[@lilyeezie2511]

P Funk me at home

[@AJRAGES22MUCH]

@@lilyeezie2511 same

[@Uncontrollable_Sphere]

@@lilyeezie2511 bruh same

[@valtheemokid4005]

@@lilyeezie2511 Yo you ok?

[@BenHopkins1000]

Ironically, Tucson hosts the 4th largest Book Festival in the country

[@alexbaum2204]

I went to UofA and took a jazz appreciation class one semester. Every week we had to do either one or two live jazz reviews. This was not as difficult as it sounded because there was always some kind of live jazz show going on there. I think I remember being told by our professor that the city at that time had the nation’s largest jazz society, beating out even New Orleans. I pretty much hated being a student there, but when I stepped away from campus life, parts of Tucson felt pretty cultured. Some incredible restaurants, a pretty good music scene, and a few bookstores that I loved. Beautiful town too. Of course, there were other parts that felt like the land time had forgotten. The Simpsons also used to poke fun at the town (Matt Groening graduated from UofA). Again, couldn’t stand being a student there, but I’ve never really understood why the town itself has been the butt of so many jokes.

[@Robersora]

overcompensating, I see

[@theallknowingsause8940]

I heard Dr Seuss is known as a tough read over there

[@zcmini000]

4th

[@Robersora]

@@zcmini000 or as Tucsonians tend to say, "4rd"

[@nolanmcintire831]

Everyones talking about Tucsan, but no one's talking about how going to NY and SF had the opposite effect rather than the same

[@natek3701]

Found the person living in some leeching shithole like alabama lmao

[@andrewnavarro1185]

@@natek3701 Yup. You can smell the backwater on that comment.

[@natek3701]

@Paul Tilley name one thing Alabama has produced in the world lmao. Red areas in the US is just farmland. Things that every country is the world has.

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@natek3701 the sweet home Alabama meme...

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

Huh, seems like southern superiority makes yanks mad.

[@MilkTub]

“you have a really weird past” i love quagmires one liners ahah

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

Meanwhile Quagmire's Mother...

[@stansman5461]

@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Exactly. I don't wanna hear that from someone born 9 times.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I love the one guy in the crowd who's gleefully punching himself in the nuts while everyone else is doing it in pairs. It's so anodyne.

[@MrNeboff]

Very anodyne .

[@olliefoxx7165]

Reminds me of a book the great Steven Guttenberg printed, "A collection of all things Anodyne".

[@joseornelas1718]

Uh. Yes in America punching nuts is mundane

[@lawrencelewis2592]

@@joseornelas1718 It's obviously a metaphysical innuendo. ( I have no idea what that means)

[@Tom-yd1ur]

A friend asked me what punching himself in the nuts means.

[@mxstunkxwn7390]

I'm from Mesa, AZ but I can confirm that Tucson is indeed like that.

[@TuMadre6995]

mesa is the tucson of phoenix lol they're both bleak

[@michaelwhite7876]

@@TuMadre6995 Actually Glendale is the Tucson of Phoenix.

[@AdamBorseti]

Anadime: I need 2 nickles anadime.

[@costa2k1]

And that means?

[@markbaker5599]

@@costa2k1 2 nickles and a dime.

[@costa2k1]

@@markbaker5599 ah

[@charlesvan13]

Go back to Tucson.

[@ShenDoodles]

It's anodyne.

[@aussieaussie4848]

Ooooo I don’t even think it’s Oak

[@vicenterodriguezalcalde7198]

1:37 A child should sleep on his bed, not under it 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥

[@dollors1]

This is basically Seth McFarlane talking to himself

[@chasetv3346]

Fr

[@bethbaxter2891]

Is he hiding the fact he has multiple personalities??

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Yes, that is why Family guy has such a smartass attitude. Is a self gratifying project.

[@The_Jimplication]

Well isn't it always? He voices like seventy percent of the characters.

[@josuefairy]

Dadded by Stan Smith kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioumnpWArN6nqs0

[@joet.plumber3771]

What a way to be put on the map! I’ve been here 40 years and loving it. Nothing like the Old Pueblo Thank you.

[@skahler]

Knoxville's got on the map because wigs fell out of the Sunsphere lol That was back in '93 Those were the good ol days

[@RedJezka]

I moved to Tucson from Phoenix after visiting bc I liked it so much. Obviously not the best in terms of city planning, education or crime. But it has great food and music culture, easy access to hiking, and there's always some festival going on.

[@smileyent.3055]

Wow what Lois is such a supportive wife , making Peter dumb again cos she would “feel stupid 🥺”

[@gm-te8nn]

Sounds like you just described most of the desperate housewives of this country.

[@MikeRiderOOO]

I lived in Tucson for five years, this is accurate.

[@Sandman3]

I live an hour away

[@trinidadiannerd]

MikeRiderOOO is incest legal in tucson?

[@MikeRiderOOO]

Gon X killua Best yaoi couple Nope. Neither is making meth and consuming it inside of a RV. You will literally see that a lot.

[@237g]

5 years at uofa?

[@MikeRiderOOO]

@@237g Yeah.

[@stoneosborne9247]

Born in Tucson, glad to see my people finally getting their shine.

[@EzraDair]

I love how this bit just showed how pretentious Bryan is by pretending to be smart until someone exposed him

[@JVenger]

Anodyne-not likely to provoke dissent or offense; inoffensive, often deliberately so.

[@wesleyjohnson2861]

Example: This show has never known an anodyne joke.

[@Johnny-cz2wv]

When was FG ever really offensive? As in, people were actually offended, not just faux hurt on twitter but in real life?

[@theguywithsomething8634]

@@Johnny-cz2wv I mean, the jokes being racist/sexist/whatever else is the whole point. They are deliberately offensive. And by virtue of being deliberately offensive it's hard to actually be offended because that's the point of the joke. The problems come when it's offensive, but doesn't seem to recognise why, but that's usually not a problem.

[@the8ballsystem294]

Brian is the type of person who can make someone that's into literature not be into literature.

[@AnEnemySpy456]

People like him want to be seen as cultured, but aren't willing to put in the effort to actually read books.

[@douglasdavis8395]

@@AnEnemySpy456 - He couldn't even fake out Lauren Conrad. "That's, 'Manet,' Brian."

[@srbrant5391]

He makes every political view I agree with sound _insufferable._ I hope he becomes the new Meg.

[@lajoyalobos2009]

I go between Tucson and Phoenix frequently. Tucson is only a 2 hour drive from Phoenix, but it may as well be a different planet sometimes. In Phoenix, the attitude of drivers is "I can go 20+ over the speed limit as long as I loosely follow all of the other rules" and in Tucson it's "I can run stop signs and red lights as long as I go as slowwwww as possible." There's literally a place on Valencia where jaywalkers lose car dodgeball all the time and get hit frequently. Gotta get that Eegees I guess.

[@mikeyh0]

I was on Valencia on my way to the casino just the other day. The jaywalkers are getting faster.

[@seliamila1005]

meanwhile i live in indonesia and no one gives a fuck about traffic law lmao

[@TM-yw8bu]

Phoenix sucks

[@Nathanr016]

“It was at the Tucson Philharmonic” 😂 I’m dying. As a classical musician, this one really tickled me

[@Tmanaz480]

Reminds me of Oscar Madison's insurance company: Lloyd's of Lubbock.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Where was your pun?!?!?! "tickled my keys" , "Ba dum tiss", give me something! | - :| *waiting* lol

[@tenklukvetvyskrini3206]

Oh yes indeed, you classical musicians know all the intelectual jokes

[@MajinBuusni]

@@tenklukvetvyskrini3206 only they can indeed relate to and comprehend such sly comedy

[@starmorpheus]

I hope this comment is you pretending to be Peter. Because if not...

[@Deamons64]

I've lived in Tucson for 8 years. This is shockingly accurate.

[@theshamegame2787]

Do tropical hippies say "aloha" and punch you in the nuts?

[@kishascape]

Try coming to northwest Arizona and it gets even stupider.

[@RANDOM-KNIGHT145]

0:34 Brain was outsmarted… by PETER !!!! My god that must’ve been painful 😬

[@sarahkutz169]

What’s funny is as someone who lives in Arizona. They aren’t wrong

[@hotelchannel2824]

I'm just glad Phoenix is nothing like that

[@albertoavena]

Sarah Kutz From Chandler here and this isn’t exactly wrong lol

[@JorgeGarcia-lr3vk]

Yup. This is an exact representation of what everyone in Tempe thinks of Tuscon

[@timothylumala1494]

I am from Scottsdale so I don’t really know what Tucson is like But I’m not gonna take the word of family guy for it

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

hotel channel if anything its worse.

[@wokenlunatic2849]

Chris: I want to watch Game of Thrones! Peter: instead of Game of Thrones I would Read you......... *GAME OF THRONES*

[@oscarredfearn3492]

Read*

[@switchplayer1016]

But the book series is called A Song of Ice and Fire.

[@nejitentenlee21]

I didn’t see Jesus in this clip

[@oscarredfearn3492]

@@switchplayer1016 the first book is called Game of Thrones

[@oscarredfearn3492]

@@nejitentenlee21 epic

[@Lovingkindness.]

It’s hilarious to hear someone pronounce it “tuck-sawn”. Actually heard someone on NPR do that. They must live in Massachusetts.

[@beowulf916]

"San Francisco and New York made Peter smart..." You can tell that Seth feels this way about not just Tucson, but anywhere that doesn't share a border with a beach.

[@michaelbanaszak7775]

Seth McFarlane is moving his way up the Ladder. He's probably on the 31st level, as we speak...

[@omanhaddadtbh]

@@michaelbanaszak7775 Hmm but not the level yet where he has to fellatio the likes of Harvey Weinstein

[@t.veritas884]

Found the guy from Tucson. Try not to be too bitter, you won’t be able to enjoy battleship later tonight

[@beowulf916]

@@t.veritas884 Nothing to contribute, but then again insults are what people do when they have nothing useful to say. begone, troll

[@t.veritas884]

beowulf916 why is that your original comment is not considered an insult but mine is? You offered a criticism on a joke written by some writer on family guy. I am asserting that your bitter retort is stemming from the high probability that you are from Tucson, and I wouldn’t want your battleship viewing tonight to be tainted by the comment

[@jmanmoney5676]

0:35 stewie’s commentary is what makes this joke truly hilarious

[@dylmyster]

“Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger” Well said 👌

[@39PSIOnTheDaily]

*’Ya know, an ancient tongue can be as titillating as a young one.’*

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Giggity

[@fxbear]

The Morgan Freeman joke caught me off guard. I hurt myself laughing and my family wonders why I’m in hysterics on the toilet

[@NotForLong]

I don't get it.... can you explain it to me?

[@NotForLong]

is it due to the moles on his face?

[@xXthevenomousXx]

@@NotForLong Yes. Moles on face extrapolated to moles everywhere else.

[@charlesbawden5924]

“Bone inhalation” 😂😂 Just too good.

[@josephbernard5240]

“Picking my desert boogers.” Basically sums up being in Arizona in the middle of the summer during allergy season 😒

[@rubinortiz2311]

When all we look forward to is the august monsoon

[@atomictraveller]

el con mall famously had grafitti on the back way out for decades 'moco seco' it might still even be there on 5th street

[@KiLLED5639]

"Heads up guys, I farted on the doorstep but it's hot on my trail" 🤣

[@shooby9496]

It do be like that

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Brian not being able to name a book is perfection

[@RicklessSanchez]

Why you live Tucson Arizona? I'm sure he already have.

[@ThaaiSamurai]

That NPR bit always cracks me up

[@rolie25]

This is one hell of a set up for a Tucson joke.

[@MrPhotodoc]

I visited Tuc-Son many years ago. My most lasting memory was the psycho threatening everyone around the apartment pool.

[@RicklessSanchez]

Correction because they shouting out as trash like 🤬⁉️ who wouldn't chill

[@L0wn3y4]

That William Shatner impression was actually really good 😂😂

[@jacklame417]

that Morgan Freeman joke caught me off guard 🤣🤣

[@poopyfartboi]

Same here lol

[@mecrac]

The artwork they keep in the Tucson airport is actually phenomenal. Oh well lol

[@justinballard7242]

"Ohhhhh I don't even think it's oak"

[@hammerofmariotos]

Its a fact. Most Tucsonans prefer South Park.

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Idk man Futurama is pretty popular for these types of shows.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 futurama is definitely better than both

[@devincampbell5007]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 except Futurama ended

[@upshitdownshit4200]

@@devincampbell5007 A show ending after a decent run is a good thing, in this case Family Guy should of ended a long time ago

[@gwiz6955]

@@upshitdownshit4200 Then there's the Simpsons..

[@ProgrammerInProgress]

Didn't even take discovering, removing and replacing a crayon in his brain.

[@randomman099]

3:43 is what you're here for

[@randomman099]

@@sanketthakuriya5669 thanks

[@tlahuicolexiii2844]

Why thank you sir...lol

[@TitusCastiglione1503]

A true patriot

[@Maw0]

You legend.

[@Tom-yd1ur]

Aloha indeed

[@Certifiable]

"bone inhalation" Talk about getting past the censors!

[@Tom-yd1ur]

The funniest line in the entire clip, and a euphemism I will remember to use in the future.

[@tjpatterson3646]

0:57: “Oh I don’t even think it’s Oak.” 😂😂😂

[@thatoneguy6165]

When he said that Battleship was still in Tuscon theaters I lost my shit.

[@kidkique]

yuck - did u find it??? 😳

[@MilesLougheed]

I went to Tuscon once and now I watch Family Guy clips on KZbin.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I’m convinced 90% of people who say they read books are like Brian in that scene. 😂

[@TheWasif]

Stewie doing Shatner singing Rocket Man may be the deepest cut on the Internet.

[@sirbacon761]

I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this.

[@MysticalHeartless]

Lois messed Peter up that way she can use his stupidity against him, as an excuse to cheat and do other bs things.

[@rdone4932]

That's how women work

[@jefryt67]

She made him fat and undesirable too

[@rubendominguez5260]

Lois is toxic af

[@rhester02]

0+

[@wwehulk8798]

@@rdone4932 No that's how anyone who's horrible and toxic ppl work. Nice try sexist bot

[@nobuffer101]

Honestly, it goes over my head that Peter actually offering to read to Chris is probably the closest thing to father son bonding they’ve ever done.

[@borninacave]

3:52 the guy in bottom left corner is punching himself in the crotch 🤣🤣

[@Izzyduude]

Battleship will never leave theatres in Tucson..ever.

[@ThatGuy-oc4mv]

“Thank you Steve Gutenberg” has to be the funniest joke in this clip that probably went over 95% of peoples heads

[@iceshaver1765]

Alright, who in Tuscon gave one the writers a bad time?

[@kaiserhundkek2531]

iceshaver The entire town

[@rayjramirez7025]

Seth McFarlane was trying to film "million ways to die in the old west" and old tucson which is a cowboy movie set place said no cuz there dumbasses

[@j0131-w7u]

rayj ramirez they’re

[@rayjramirez7025]

@@j0131-w7u you must feel pretty damn good😂

[@jadenoliveras717]

@Swadian Knight 74% of Tucson is white

[@skey8809]

let me make some examples for u with anodyne. “He is anodyne to deal with unpleasant situations.” “He is an anodyne people”

[@daleketchup7434]

postmodern liberalist I don’t know what 8 of the words from the first sentence mean!

[@spaceclaw1958]

Congrats, now I have even LESS of an idea what that means.

[@shanequinn7409]

So is it it the opposite to activate

[@kapitankapital6580]

@@shanequinn7409 Kinda, anodyne means, in this context, harmless or soothing. The word originally was a term for a pain killer, and pain killing drugs more generally, in the 19th Century, and its meaning as an adjective reflects that. Imagine if somebody described a person or thing by comparing them to paracetamol.

[@AlaskanGhost]

"This aloe vera is sweet anodyne for these burns."

[@victorlopez6170]

Im from Tucson. Joined the military 10 years ago and I expanded my mind. I am now embarrassed to say I am from Tucson. Education system there is failing us… all of my friends are aspiring cops or barbers, and that is their pinacle of success there..

[@victorlopez6170]

Hahaha you got me there… I’m glad we’re on the same page.

[@victorlopez6170]

@WillHarris-be6rc then you know!

[@BL00DYM1SHA]

At least it ain't Mesa?

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Glad my family moved their asses outta there. Was born in Tucson, thankfully wasn't raised there.

[@brissadlr9939]

Lois learned a very valuable lesson. You should never change people for who they are.

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Unless they're an idiot redneck who won't change their traditional values. In that case, you are obligated to change their views by force.

[@tahakamran6196]

“A friend asked me what anadime means.” 😂😂😂

[@MrDiehardNoob]

Anodyne

[@boomznbladez405]

Anodyne*

[@victorrain]

@Michael Cheritto Hey Slick, give him a break. He could have said, ‘Aloha’ and punched you in the balls.

[@victorrain]

@watergod 83 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2ark5tpfamYoa8

[@bobayotte2940]

@@victorrain that's where I was heading mmkay

[@OmariObinna]

“A child should sleep on his bed 🛏️ not under it”

[@jonthegeologist616]

I liked how he went Then I'll just read to you "Game of thrones"

[@punkrockdavid]

My friend said coming from Tucson all the targets had to close down because it was too expensive so nobody shopped there. They just kept going to walmart

[@foodtastesgood8579]

I came to Tucson on a bike trip and it couldn't be sure that the people are a little different

[@ashleighva03]

I was offended at first cause I live in Tuscon but I realized this was very accurate and corrected my emotions.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

I don't need to know what your mental state is if that's your pfp and bio 😂

[@camerondavidson2026]

I was born and raised on the west side of Tucson and I actually love it I have no idea why everyone says it sucks

[@cadenhester5169]

And the heat....man it gets like 120 in summer

[@yz347]

@@cadenhester5169 the hottest in recent history was 117 in 1990

[@jukeboxhero1649]

It's like Rubber Johnny there. Watch Rubber Johnny and you got Tucson

[@Alan-gi2ku]

@@johnperic6860 You mean the Santa Cruz river that runs north-south?

[@LegalShield3000]

Visited Tucson, thought it was fine. Nice medium sized city. Phoenix is available if you want more.

[@rt6692]

There's an epidemic of purse stealings happening 24/7 in Tucson. That's Why! - Bobby Hill

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

so that guy who punched peter looks about right, and that was definitely the Tucson airport, but this is an inaccurate depiction due to the lack of tattoos and gauged ears.

[@lawrencefeldman7744]

I've never been to Tucson but you just said a lobefull!!!!

[@ilikecorn542]

I just moved to Phoenix. I havn't been to Tuscon yet. This is pretty much how people describe it tho.

[@scottjohnson7267]

Just watched this cut from 5 years ago but this is good for current times too. Brian was exactly like Tump, total Moran and trying to make himself sound smart!

[@workdayfiddle]

As a person who lives close to Tucson, this is scarily accurate.

[@jamfoxs]

I've visited Tucson many times.. Sounds about right 🤣

[@damiansagapolu7006]

The guy who was punching himself in the groin was the funniest 😂

[@johnhayesii6976]

Thank you, Steve Gutenberg. XD 😂😂 😂 BTW, it's Johannes.

[@victorrain]

Steve Gutenberg is the Jewish actor Alan is talking about in The Hangover right before they return Tyler to his mother.

[@johnhayesii6976]

Talking 'bout the inventor of the Printing Press, sweet cheeks. XD 😂 😂☠️☠️☠️

[@vaderbomb91]

Yes, we all get the obvious joke. Thank you.

[@johnhayesii6976]

Apparently not. XD 😂 😂☠️ ☠️

[@srbrant5391]

_Treasure Island_ by Robert Louis Stevenson is an awesome book. Really. You can practically smell the salt air, old wood and spiced rum through its words.

[@barrymccahckiner3672]

Hell yeah. I know it’s good cause I haven’t read it in 10+ years and I still remember the one legged man lol

[@williamhaynes4800]

Herman Melville's Moby Dick also. Especially the movie starring Gregory Peck.

[@tobexdmasterofjej6363]

@@williamhaynes4800 what about Robert loggia?

[@Pseudoplasmagore]

Has it been translated to Finnish? I don't English so well.

[@michaelfox2433]

Loved the Bill Shatner reference that most people won't get.......

[@aperson22222]

I’ve only flown into Tucson once but I remember its airport fondly.

[@michaelkeha]

Funny thing is I have seen more people from the Tuscon skit in New York and San Fransisco than I saw in Tuscon

[@nikolasmokalis3425]

NPR Peter might be one of my favorite Family Guy jokes yet

[@kumararbind1623]

Hitting in the balls is a new way to say Hello, I guess a painful hello 😂😂😂😂

[@badopinion]

“Heads up guys I fahted on the door step but it’s hotta my trail” LOL!!

[@malegria9641]

I live in Tucson. Have all my life. Fucking hell this is accurate

[@iosifhreceniuc5946]

Love when Brian is called out of his bullshit