Cutaway Compilation Season 9 - Family Guy (Part 2)

Cutaway Compilation Season 9 - Family Guy (Part 2)

[@adamgitmed3779]

I love how Stewie was going to shoot them with a Rocket that was literally stronger than that entire Army's barrage of weapons. Kid goes hard

[@locksmith3078]

I love how it somehow goes through multiple buildings...

[@callumrangan1061]

And somehow has enough speed and momentum to pierce a wooden fence, six plaster-brick walls, each spaced about 35-50 fit from each other (all without the release of energy from hitting any number of objects with as high a mass as a house wall) AND somehow has enough propulsion to reach a metropolitan area from a suburban neighborhood and still has enough of an energy release to blow up a 200 foot tall gargantuan reptile, with skin 10x stronger than that of an average house wall mind you, while a 100mm shell fired from standard US Army tank can't even scratch it. "Kid goes hard" doesn't even begin to describe what kind of weaponry that 1year possesses

[@locksmith3078]

@@callumrangan1061 lol, I haven’t thought about it that hard 😂 jeez...

[@codygilbert750]

Guy guys Stewie had nthg to do with it, it was clearly that war hero

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

That’s why you gotta send the marines not the army

[@jeremyusreevu237]

The cow spitball gag made me laugh out loud.

[@Fastsnail342]

The spitbull

[@onalennamokoboto2578]

It made me burst out in laughter

[@NickRoman]

@@Fastsnail342 , thank you. I'm apparently too stupid to get that aspect of the joke. Still LOL funny anyway.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

How did hè put a whole bull inside that flute though?

[@dabmonstr7403]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 it's almost like it's a joke in a tv show.

[@lizardguyNA]

So Adam West is not dead, just living in Alaska as an Eskimo, thank god.

[@carultch]

I think they prefer to be called Inupiat.

[@lufie56]

@@carultch That depends on the tribe. There’s: Inupiat, Aleut, Athabaskan, Yupik, and Inuit. The Inuit are most known for being called Eskimos though that’s faded with time.

[@newguy371]

I hate to break it to you, but he does die in the show's universe.

[@carultch]

@@newguy371 I figured he did, that's why the school is now named after him.

[@xanderunderwoods3363]

Am Alaskan. Can Confim. Just come to Barrow so I can show you.

[@RIXRADvidz]

I love how when anyone gets knocked out their arm is folded back across their back. Brian and Peter in the reflection

[@thehigh998]

1:20 middle guy takes down 2 people 🤣 impressive

[@shadowmage319]

Okay, that was a little much, maybe wait until one speaks his disbelief.

[@ggaffgaff966]

It’s funny because seagulls actually eat other birds

[@potatoboooi5168]

Hmm that could be useful

[@uncrewedeye0402]

And chickens

[@potatoboooi5168]

@@uncrewedeye0402 ooh even more useful

[@HardBloodNelza]

Birds very much eat other birds. I don't know why people keep making "would you like chicke- oh sorry" jokes.

[@givemeyoureggs456]

@@HardBloodNelza I dont think they can recognize it's other birds

[@superfrycook6360]

Diabeto: Mama, may I have cookie? Mama: No Diabeto, roll back to kitchen. Diabeto: Awww… *”Rolls off screen”*

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

We watched the same video. That's awesome.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

6:07 because you go to that kitchen to stay away from snack-foods? They are all kept in the bedroom?

[@kayyxla4171]

“why are you always in a bad mood?” “ *i have a nail in my auns.* “ “ooh.”

[@dinodude8899]

I love how the bullies are not even SLIGHTLY concerned about the BABY with a ROCKET LAUNCHER!

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

0:26 Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is probably the only time they mentioned and were in the patio of the house

[@BioYuGi]

We see it in season 1, it's where Brian and Peter go through their beers for the factory contest

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

Or you could have just googled it. lol Patio shown: Halloween on Spooner's Street (S09E04) Ready Willing and Disabled (S03E15) Wasted Talent (S02E20) Stewie Loves Lois (S05E01)

[@theguardianqueen2628]

"You're eating another bird" i mean humans eat other mammals all the time, it's not that big of a deal unless they're eating other seagulls

[@comradeurod9805]

Well we dont eat apes, some of us do but we consider that weird I guess theres some level of similarity where we draw the line lol

[@MrSPIDEY21]

You’re not making sense. We don’t eat other humans. It’s not that we’re mammals we’re humans. A seagull eating another bird would be like an American eating an Asian…different races that look different from different areas.

[@theguardianqueen2628]

@@MrSPIDEY21 bro seagulls and chickens are two entirely different species. We're the same species as asians wtf

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@MrSPIDEY21 Awkward how you make less sense then the guy you were calling out. Biology wasn't your favourite subject I guess?

[@Thedevil412]

Finally! Someone that agrees with me! I mean, if we follow the logic of that joke, we can't eat cows because they are mammals

[@gorilli09]

0:42 And then Chris joins in

[@jacobpadilla2025]

0:42 Los Wiggles: ¡Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle! - Season 1 Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13 Episode 14 Episode 15 Episode 16 Episode 17 Episode 18 Episode 19 Episode 20 Episode 21 Episode 22 Episode 23 Episode 24

[@butterandjamtoast]

Mets fan joke had my laughing so much the way Stewie throws his hat to the floor

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

The bike bit LMAO 😂

[@celticchild8024]

That’s America right there.

[@jaspergames825]

As i read this i was actually watching that part 😂

[@bingbonk7125]

Not that funny

[@Ari_Drwz]

@@bingbonk7125 shut up man

[@bingbonk7125]

@@Ari_Drwz it wasn't funny at all infact

[@tripphealy1059]

0:32 is one of my favorite cutaways ever

[@Boogieplex]

The Gary Bussy is the funniest cuttaway ever.

[@thenewavenger6650]

Agreed!

[@jacksklar2047]

The Gary WHAT!?

[@Sonichero151]

And they actually got Gary to do those lines

[@smoothcriminal587]

5:43 In Family Guys Defense they did give out a warning to not be too offensive

[@JebMotorsport]

the Michael J Fox joke had me in tears

[@brettdavis2504]

Yeah, they shoulda kept the bit where Peter explains the cutaway before hand

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Poor Michael.

[@newguy371]

He wrote Peter a check, but I don't think he'll be able to cash it.

[@daxbradley4346]

Probably my only laugh where I simultaneously feel guilty

[@lonelyenchantress2172]

it actually make me wanna cry

[@Kbuiati2]

02:04 that’s on my all time top ten cutaway scenes from Family Guy

[@treyjetson5320]

Its a good representation of Public high school in America really.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

How did that kid put the bull inside a spitball?

[@Paapi_purush]

Are you a gril

[@jacktjong1266]

5:11 no joke tho, I hated school much more than work. With work at least you know what your job is, how long it's gonna take, and (especially) when you're done. With school, you don't know when you're done learning. You might think you're done and then get an awful grade. You might study more at home, which should've been your free time. It's really a nightmare.

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

I completely agree with you. A lot of people think that childhood is much better than adulthood solely because you don’t have to worry about taxes & bills. But for me, Adulthood even with taxes & bills is still preferable to childhood, mainly because in adulthood you have far more control over your own life than you do during childhood.

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

I did just fine in high school and was even respected by most people in the school because of my quirky personality and silly tendencies while still being able to get work done. Some classes pretty much let me get away with murder because I was still able to drive thinking after making a silly joke, sometimes said joke helped to drive the point home.

[@Burning_the_toast]

@@DarthDestructusTheSithLord nest time on things that never happened

[@Dualis58]

@@DarthDestructusTheSithLord You:”I’m so quirky and silly and random!! Everyone respects me because I’m so different. HHqhHahHahHa!”

[@crazbach9696]

I like his language.

[@traintrack3761]

1:39 I admit that’s cool

[@jacobpadilla2025]

1:39 Kidstream: Waldo y Wenda El Magneticos - Season 1 Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11

[@user-zi8lg5qu1h]

Merica

[@teenfromtexas7579]

The spit bull cutaway!😂😂😂

[@lunamoony2434]

You're gonna be sorry when we put you in the hospital for free , eh ? 😂😂😂

[@GustavoAlves-eg9ll]

4:07 Thumb

[@gamerdragon4721]

Thx! :)

[@RjKumar111GunnerRj]

2:12

[@jacobpadilla2025]

2:12 MOUK - Season 1 Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9

[@brandonmaddox4862]

The Gary busey scene is equally parts funny and terrifying

[@robertanthonyfairweather3416]

2:20 Well, look at the damage you've done to the front of the room as well!

[@MrPhantaze]

He also sounds like Sonic, i really felt it when he said Faker

[@tizianovalicenti8432]

It's just a spit ball.

[@jacobsvlog6293]

@@jacobpadilla2025 shut up already with your comments that aren’t relevant

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

How did he managed to put a bull inside that small tube?

[@piotrbart6803]

4:22 blood just randomly starts pouring out of Lois's mouth

[@TheVirtualObserver]

👀 Never noticed that before!

[@2tfl236]

Well done I'm officially addicted to these

[@darklight6013]

4:08 That's more like Boris Johnson

[@burlzn0469]

Thank u

[@Kpimpmaster]

Little known fact he acts like that because he got his brains scrambled in a motorcycle accident

[@emma3443]

1:06 he’s got a fair point

[@davidmarek535]

2:13 no wonder that cow went so crazy, he just spent who knows long trapped inside a straw, poor thing

[@gustiyanmahardika2560]

why didn't Stewie say "rueened"?

[@Knuckles8864]

Cause it would be "h-weird."

[@gustiyanmahardika2560]

@@Knuckles8864 oh, don't be so cruwell

[@connorhodge23]

@@gustiyanmahardika2560 could be worse there could be a hwhip involved

[@Kpimpmaster]

He only stuff weirdly to piss off Brian

[@Growmetheus]

Gary Busey looks like Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog

[@windchimes1949]

I lost it when Peter was playing the national anthem on his dirt bike 😭💀

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

The patio door joke is classic.

[@sidwulf6859]

Jesus. Understatement of the year. “New form of spitball…”

[@LuisSteele]

It's the Eeyore video for me 👀🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBcoolGuy]

3:35 I like this cat. :)) 🤠

[@SilvestriChateauOfficial]

For the spitball gag, Peter literally breathes, and looks like he legit got shot in the heart.

[@AWPZAWP]

3:00 there was supposed to be a eskimo cutaway where a kid and a man was involved

[@jacobpadilla2025]

3:00 Rastaratón - Season 1 Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13 Episode 14 Episode 15 Episode 16 Episode 17 Episode 18 Episode 19 Episode 20 Episode 21 Episode 22 Episode 23 Episode 24 Episode 25 Episode 26

[@Electroghoul]

5:03 Seagulls pluck baby seal eyes out. I doubt they care they're eating chicken 🐔 🤣

[@iampotatogaming1686]

idk why, but the motorbike national anthem was funny as hell.

[@malcolmsmith8694]

Good idea!! I'm going to try the national anthem on my dirt bike. I'll let someone know. Much love from Wheeling West Virginia.

[@joeybuddy96]

From...Two-Wheeling, West Virginia?

[@torquetrain8963]

@@joeybuddy96 Nice. I see what you did there!

[@fatboi3990]

0:06 they indirectly predicted Sing where Seth would mouse Mike Mouse

[@theloverswineverytime1625]

2:29 😁. I remember noticing back then how much her appearance had changed.

[@logan-vq3dm]

more like spit-BULL

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Spit-Taurox

[@cattillman7705]

3:02😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁. BABE TALKIN BOUT "NIGGA IM NOT GOING NOWHERE TODAY" LOL LMBO. MY LITTLE BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁👻🌞🌝

[@blue_leader_5756]

I 100% guarantee you that seagulls would not care one bit about eating other birds

[@ElijahL19]

The national anthem on the dirt bike is actually something I can see someone doing lmao

[@sneezyg1]

Notice how all the other students just disappear after the bull comes out

[@relaxvideosnature]

best channel ever

[@I_Am_LazyLad]

Some one probably already found this but at 0:20 if you listen you can here the bullets make a noise when Stewie steps on it

[@carultch]

How did the Pigs in Space sketch go?

[@revichairindra]

attention to details

[@firestonegraywolf]

1:33 I'm in stitches

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

2:34 someone cheated

[@kab6750]

Why is the seagull panicking, I've seen those bastards picking up ducklings and then throwing them to the floor to kill them and eat them (except for when they just kill them)

[@adityendrapratapsingh4628]

i lost it at the cat

[@ShreyanJain3616]

Blood falls out of Lois' mouth after 4:21

[@MrBeegs88]

Came here to point this out. What the fuck was that about? lol

[@windowstudios45alt]

@@MrBeegs88 probably glitching of her lower lip

[@xaviercast970]

3:33 And your new cat... I wanted to so see it explode...I was really disappointed.

[@SumitKumar-nh9wj]

I believe stewie can alone fight taliban then the entire Afghan army

[@matter3206]

3:13 most underrated cut-away in all of family guy

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

That wasn't a cut-away

[@jerubaal101]

Is he insinuating that American products are defective?

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

I would expect American products to be high quality and very expensive, due to higher wages for American workers, and import duties & tariffs on some raw materials. For instance, one of the George Bushes, imposed an import-duty on steel, which would have pushed up the cost of producing most of those items at the time. But it ensured gainful employment for American steel-refinery workers.

[@nomad2629]

The funny things is that he actually voiced himself in family guy him and seth are friends

[@vitiate5093]

@@nomad2629 who was it?

[@lorenzo_villa]

The one with the seagulls and KFC is the best cutaway ever!

[@kc-wq3cv]

bruh the spit ball he told peter to grt up 💀💀

[@Shadowgaga91]

I wonder if they got the idea for 2:29 from Animaniacs’ Katie Kaboom? 😂

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a Vaush and Shark3ozero Fan!

[@xanderunderwoods3363]

I am Alaskan. Can confirm summer is like that.

[@rmitton2008]

Family guy: "The entire concept of religion didn't exist until Christianity" Not a totally eurocentric mindset at all

[@jensenhowell2827]

It’s a joke

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@jensenhowell2827yeah, a really bad one

[@jessiebeck8891]

Eddy: Moo? What cat goes moo?

[@joshk.1642]

1:11 lmao

[@HappyDude1]

Sow thats how a american cat sounds like 3:33

[@joshk.1642]

4:39 lmaooo

[@migthyx107]

4:05 the miniature

[@raynmanshorts9275]

The seasons 6-11 or so are what I refer to as "the dark times." Unfortunately, there was a severe lack of monkey-shooting, which really would have improved them.

[@richardfalcon1570]

Didn't know Gary Busey was in Beetlejuice.

[@macofalltrades6396]

3:11 Any one else get the reference to "Zinc Oxide" from the Kentucky Fried Movie?

[@varietygamer95]

2:12 If you pause it JUST right, you can actually see the bull coming outta the straw

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

2:34 Tiefling-Firbolg hybrid.

[@adamshea2245]

0:43 is that piece from gta V? xd

[@jackryan4313]

Gotta Love them two stroke bikes

[@lucavalente6620]

Seagulls eat other birds...I saw once.

[@Garryzilla]

6:26 it’s gorosaurus and of course gets hit by a bazooka no wonder he didn’t return in movies

[@abhishekrao1525]

The white part of bird droppings is actually the urine. The pee and poo gets expelled at the same time.

[@robertgodfrey8216]

4:22 blood from Lois mouth

[@PainXIII12]

wow the michael J fox joke offended me. this is the first time a family guy joke ever offended me. i'm impressed!

[@joeybu8152]

0:34 never gets old Along with 2:12

[@155chipmunkz]

The musical dirt bike is cool.

[@anonymoose9836]

Aw Peter cares for brian

[@myehachard7793]

2:41 😭

[@thegarbagegamer6925]

Can confirm, Canadian high school is just like that

[@funwithanthony6133]

R.I.P Carrie Fisher(Angela) and Adam West(Mayor West)😢😢

[@silkenemperor]

4:56 I remember how shocked I was about the cannibalism.

[@cleverusername9369]

Why? Humans eat other mammals all the time.

[@silkenemperor]

@@cleverusername9369 I mean a bird eating a bird, plus I was like 8.

[@iTsBlue2]

Why did that bull have Udders?? 😂

[@hoovyonlifesupport1129]

The gary beucy one was way to accurate

[@beepbeep5795]

So.. is that a yes on the magic baby that was born in Bethlehem?

[@monkeyman767]

2:07 fucking killed me

[@Thatstereotypicalstoner]

Has anyone noticed that the second house the rocket goes through is the griffins house?

[@Sonichero151]

Brian really is peter's dog in the mirror cutaway

[@amandadixon905]

It's like that seth macfarlane is talking to himself

[@amandadixon905]

I bet that me and stewie are gonna be friends for life

[@awesomemccoolname7111]

I can't tell if the joke about religion was a pot shot at religious ppl or atheists who actually think those things.