I Win the Game by Using THE BEST Item Ever in Cities Skylines!

[@ehsn]

"Mayor, the noise is killing the people!" "Worry not, I'll handle that" _builds a crematorium nearby_

[@Nicmadis]

"Mayor, the traffic to the new crematorium is causing massive traffic jams!" "Oh my giddy aunt, I'll get right on rebuilding that whole part of the city!"

[@Harlz2807]

Biffs, I noticed the hospital issue a few episodes ago. It has protected bike lanes on the same side of the road as the hospital, making it impossible for ambulances to get out. I hope this helps.

[@minashai7718]

I think the hospital isn't sending any vehicles because the road has protected bike lanes, co the ambulances cant get on them.

[@jmegp]

I should've read your comment first! 😃

[@alexmcconnell101]

And probably hearses too

[@jmegp]

@@alexmcconnell101 Hopefully Biffa will read this😎

[@NishiAAAddiction]

I was about to say this! I've had a similar issue in my city, then I found out it was because I used the protected lanes EVERYWHERE lol (both the 2 lanes and the 4 lanes ones) I changed the streets just around those buildings (the police and firemen too) and everything is working again :) (after I lost 20k population lol)

[@ReptilianLaserbeam]

somebody had pointed out the same thing on past videos but it looks like Biffa didn't read it. adding more comments and likes so this makes it to the top.

[@isaklundstrom4290]

The cycle roads block the hostpital from sendning out thier vehicles if you didnt know Biffa.

[@samcompany7083]

Let’s just respect the fact biffa goes through the comments and takes the time to heart comments and comment on them.

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

:-)

[@samcompany7083]

Keep up the great videos dude!

[@Xebtria]

~3:50 "Why do they instantly take this road" because you created the intersection, made it dedicated turning lanes and then they were in the lane where they can only turn left, that's why they had to take it once you resumed the simulation.

[@raelynne79]

This sounds like my local council! "We've changed the road layout but we're not going to tell you that until you're already stuck in the wrong lane..."

[@GetInMyMinivan]

@@raelynne79Proof of how good Biffa is at maintaining realism.

[@ziiofswe]

Not only that, but I think the game only recalculates the travel path if the changes make the current path impossible. In this case they could simply take a left turn, make a u-turn at the end and then get back out again... no need to recalculate.

[@davidhodgson1011]

nah man, they were just curious

[@MrGreeeeen]

Two trailer park girls go: 20:22 Loved that, nearly spat out my tea.

[@teekayfourtwoone4686]

That was funny. Every time I've heard him say "go around the outside" I have thought of that.

[@panospapado3004]

was looking for that comment

[@lisielieder]

I only checked the comments to see if anyone would say anything. I am not disappointed. XD

[@riccardozanotta518]

1:45 you could have the trains branch off later and go straight into a platform dedicated only to intercity trains.

[@Deadbruno]

You just build "FANTEASY ISLANDS" nice!

[@dustinfocus]

Yes. This is the best one. I second this!!

[@ReptilianLaserbeam]

x3 great name

[@johnmyer4010]

Fantasteac islands

[@johnmyer4010]

Or ParTEA Islands

[@hquest]

20:22 are we sure it needs to go 'round the outside 'round the outside 'round the outside? 😂

[@YanniPlanet]

😂😂 spot the Eminem fans

[@hquest]

@@YanniPlanet My thoughts exactly!

[@mbrackeva]

@@YanniPlanet Eminem? He just thieved that from Malcolm Mclaren's Buffalo Gals (1982). That's what I recognized, for I'm old enough ... (sob)

[@YanniPlanet]

@@mbrackeva I'll have to take your word for that. I wasn't born for another decade 😂

[@zinita7715]

You made my day 😂 "nice"

[@mgunter]

The protected bike lane roads don't allow traffic to go through. Unless that was changed you'll have to ditch them.

[@GoC4t]

How about the "Boston TeaParky" for the amusement park?

[@lasseellemose2475]

Name suggestion for the park: Tea'voli :D

[@raelynne79]

Oh, yes, that's clever! :D

[@marchutch]

*Biffa builds an amusement park in the middle of a river* Next episode: “A tsunami has struck the city!” 😂

[@patrickj]

That was another map, that one with 3 tsunami per episode :D

[@arjara85]

That already happened last episode. He made a little tiny bit adjustment, and the whole riverside front ended up underwater for some time.

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

That wasn't me 😂

[@stephenhunter70]

@@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines oh yes that's right it was the Pizza man

[@clickbait7396]

That Amusement Park looks Incredible! You should Name it "Insani-tea Park".

[@СергейЖуков-ч8э]

“TEAsneyland park”. Like Disneyland, but Teasneyland. Best regards, Sergi.

[@ThePaintsmoker]

Biffa last Teaport Episode: Lets leave the university open bc its far enough away Biffa this episode: Yeah lets delete the university and build our other university over it

[@nicdesmedt7443]

Maybe you could build one of those massive buildings where the other universities where: the medical or the law or the technical thingy? They won't fit in your main zone, maybe they do there?

[@Talon771]

20:20 'Round the outside' x3 (2020 strikes again)

[@22denizdwa]

He was singing "without me" by eminem.

[@gatty76]

I proper belly laughed at this point!

[@mbrackeva]

This is clearly a reference to Malcolm Mclaren's Buffalo Gals. Most won't know this as it's a song from 1982... (sob)

[@hardcoor17]

Biffa, I'd love to see you attempt a full scale Disney World park build. One giant amusement park somewhere with every asset you can fit.

[@zombiefacesupreme]

I tried to do this myself, but there's only like 8 official amusement park assets.

[@hardcoor17]

@@zombiefacesupreme he plays heavily modded... I’m sure there are more in the workshop

[@VoltsAnBolts]

He isn't that good at actually designing and building properly laid out city stuffs; he is just so fun to listen to and watch

[@TheSamWise7]

“Round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Chik chik wah! 😂 Everytime biffa says Round the outside I have been saying this! So happy for him to now edit it in!!!

[@MrSteinsi]

TEAVOLI (Tivoli is one of the first proper amusementparks in the world and is still up there as one of the best)

[@danigo5119]

I love this so much! That's super cute! Plus my bf is Danish!

[@burcakb1]

Biffa: "I need more tea, obviously..." Me: *Pauses video, goes and gets a laaaaarge cup of tea* Yup, really happened. Now I can get the strawberry experience with my ceylon pekoe + earl gray mix

[@thomasbrown2791]

I liked the look back at a young, naïve Mayor Biffa. I often wondered if you looked back at your early cities and are like "Whaaaaaaaat(you heard it in Biffa's voice don't lie) was I thinking?" Like your lane mathematics went from adding lanes before a highway exit to taking away lanes after to get turning lanes. You embraced timed traffic lights over roundabouts in certain instances. It's interesting having seen your game play evolve. I enjoy listening to walk through your process. Thanks for making this channel and I hope you make many more videos.

[@kabur88]

I always connect my intercity trains to just one single platform in the multi platform station while the others can connect to each other. Makes things a whole lot more easier

[@mgunter]

Unless the tracks are raised, you need a quay under them at the beach since that'll be a ton of weight for sand.

[@_Professor_Oak]

10:32 how did he miss the fact he had polluted water?? 🤷‍♂️😂

[@ApemanMonkey]

Name for the theme park (teame park?): Six Bags

[@stephenreardon2698]

Six Bags over Teaport

[@nonchip]

you're also still feeding your people wastewater, that might be a tad related to all the "noise" death ;) unlike what your mod made you think, that "water utility area" you made an episode or two ago, that's eco inland treatment plants (which pollute the ground) and water towers (which pick up ground pollution) right next to each other. so with a few episodes delay to let the pollution build up you've essentially connected their toilets back to their taps. learned that mechanic the very hard way, and it also refused to tell me the real cause, probably because of that mod claiming otherwise. i think the issue is they always pollute, just extremely little, but that's still enough for the game to accumulate a sickness value over time

[@somevincentsauce]

Strawberry Experience? I thought more so... *Gold Experience*

[@amoguskid6429]

Jesus christ

[@ulrichkalber9039]

hole in the pocket experience

[@j.munday7913]

Can you imagine dying of loud noise? XD Citizen: I live next to a train track. Hearse Driver: *rubs hands together in excitement*

[@raistormrs]

the spawning of service vehicles can be halted by the number of cars allover it has nothing to do with having despawn off btw. since it does not help reducing the number of car rides turning it on, so you need to reduce your allover car rides always a good help there are more train stations etc. especially forcing the use of public transport at stadiums/festival areas can prevent events like this to happen since the hospitals vehicles etc. can spawn.

[@OyvindSolstad]

Name for the park: "Tea cups and friends".

[@LarrySkylines]

Since you needed a sipa tea to get your brain going for the amusement park then call it The Tea Brain Experience

[@Niskirin]

3:05 I see you're upping your edit game, nice touch that extra whistle-music as you did the final tweak on the railway.

[@CityPlannerPlays]

Love the idea of a theme park on the islands! Beautiful part of town, too!

[@duszhduszh]

That boy-ish voice in the beginning is going to haunt me in my dreams - I just know it will :D

[@rikabers6238]

Клоунский)))

[@jeroenvanderlaan7781]

You know who that sounds like? The mom of Brian in life of Brian (Monty Python's) :D

[@rikabers6238]

@@jeroenvanderlaan7781 :)

[@jtjc7705]

20:21 "nice" freaking L O L. Caught me off guard there on that one, Biffa.

[@SilverAnicore]

Tyler Hancock, Highly Educated Adult, going to the Piggy Train. You go Tyler, go live your truth.

[@bigmanz9842]

Hi Biffa, I’ve been watching you for a while now. I just wanted to say that you’ve been doing an awesome job. Take care.

[@danielw.2442]

03:00 Suggestion Last step: Pick the trails with MoveIt (in the middle) and push them to the center point. They should look like one big curve (for max speed). Edit: Optional, you can give the connection points with NoteManager a bit more space.

[@S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier]

3:00 Biffa : *fixes the train knot's curvature problem* still Biffa : *forgets to fix the tunnel incline problem, where the tunnel ramp's so darn steep even a translohr couldn't make it irl* Me : *disappoint intensifies*

[@jodinsan]

Biffa: "I need to find the shortcut key for collision haven't I?" Also Biffa: "The shortcut for collision is Alt-C. Collision is on, collision is off, collision is on, collision is off. And now I'm never going to remember that." And then Biffa never remembered collision for the rest of the video. :-p

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

😜

[@icantthinkofaname2176]

Biffa, the man who has Resize It! and doesn't use it to resize the selection panels. It can help you see more items at once, making it easier to see what you can choose (while also reducing how much you have to scroll). I use that mod and usually have it set to 2x13

[@navn_ukjent]

Biffa should really connect the last road from the HW roundabout junction near Tea Cozy Heights to the road that is heading to the part of the city that is next to the mountains [at 17:04]. That small connection will help reduce the traffic on the other roads from that area, and it can be done with a few road segments!

[@kylek3627]

Great episode Biffa! Your annexed university districts can be disconnected areas and can stay in one university- incase you want to tidy up your districts 😉 And being that I’m from Toronto Canada my amusement park name suggestion is “Tea-Dot”

[@martinbell8329]

Why don't you just take an Intercity line to a separate platform on the train hub??

[@FlorianMickler]

My thought exactly

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Biffa, you may have a mod that makes Cims join your city in different life stages. And you may even have the retirement home extending Cims lves, but you will get to a point where so many Cims who joined in the same age group, you WILL get a deathwave occasionally. XD

[@britishknightakaminininja1123]

Biffa at 03:41 "Why do they instantly take the road?" ...right after setting that the lane they are in MUST turn up that road...

[@DerBeppone]

"All the little busses go around the outside! Round the Outside! Round The Outside!" thanks for sticking that into my brain, Biffa!

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

😁

[@Fbnt2]

20:21 GUESS WHO'S BACK

[@zwolle75]

a trailerparc..

[@lemuelcruz5381]

Hilarious intro Biffa! Hahaha!! 😂😂😂 BTW, 0:22 yeah fantastic view, the skyline looks like White Cliffs of Dover, isn't it?

[@nehpetsamenied9068]

Biffa loves the tea cups, i would have never guessed...

[@AtlanteanAN69]

I use Traffic Manager to control train routing, In the same way that certain vehicle types can be banned from certain sections of road, passenger or cargo trains can be barred from certain sections of rail which can relieve rail congestion. For example you can ban cargo from passing through multi-platform stations and re-route these trains via bypass or underpass lines. Another thing I do is only allow intercity trains to call at stations towards the edge of the city, thus requiring passengers to transfer onto you defined rail network. One more way Traffic Manager can come in useful regarding trains is using lane connectors to define the paths of intercity trains at stations they do serve.

[@JoseAlba87]

Strawberry Tea Park "Experience the Joy"

[@tyronepowers76]

Yes, Teaport is back!!! Love the look of this city.

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

Thank you Tyrone Powers :-)

[@GJ203]

This is my favourite city so far.

[@ArnoModelstate]

22:31 As tested in Teaville you can cut the zoning and it will stay the same zone even when it's not connected !

[@BlazinBrazen]

Did I catch Biffa doing his Malcolm McLaren impression?? These videos get better every time!

[@matygamingmc7064]

beautification tip: put pavement on the top of the mountains and make it look realistic and from a distance, it looks like snow!

[@gayahithwen]

I mean, I will say this - it makes some sense to stick the eldercare under the highway. Not in a cruel "they're gonna die anyway" kind of way, but because it's natural for hearing to fail as we get older. The old folks are probably less bothered by the noise from the highway than the younger people in surrounding buildings are. A whole bunch of them will in fact have the option of "muting" the world in that they could just turn their hearing aids off when things get too loud.

[@RN-du8wr]

Clip the haunted house asset into that burnt out cabin on the second islet using move it! It'll look like that cabin IS the haunted house, civs will go in like normal but that useless asset can stay for story purposes.

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

🤔

[@RN-du8wr]

@@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines haunted house is part of the amusement park set you used in this video. Don't know if you ever tried before but using the move it mod on assets to put one inside the other won't destroy the other. Procedural Objects is better for that stuff, but it CAN be done with move it.

[@juanjodpr]

'Mayor, people die because of the noise, we need to do something about it'. 'Don't worry, let's just build a better crematorium so we can remove them faster' hahahaha.

[@hazmont]

Round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. XD Quality content as always Biffa! :D

[@user-vj3mp2zh4d]

Thank you for all the energy and time you put into your videos!

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

Glad you like them!

[@noniLaus]

How do you get your city to look so smooth and aesthetically pleasing? Is it the Ultimate Eyecandy Mod? Especially the vehicles, they are gliding so smoothly

[@wmopp9100]

game: citizens are sick biffa: add more hearses!

[@lordfaladar6261]

Tyler went to the park to meet the wife and Kids :-) the park needs a Ferris wheel! like the London Eye how about since the park is shaped like a curve handle park or tea-handle park?

[@Nathanielflor]

Biffa for the love of God give the people downtown some paved roads! Love your videos, best channel out there!

[@daveetherton710]

Amusement park should be called 'Strawberry Tea'

[@B0nd07]

Makes unnecessarily wiggly path that buildings won't fit on. Uses Anarchy (with a setting he'll forget is on) and Move It to fit buildings in. Then uses Move It to straighten out the path (which then also puts trees in the path that you then have to move). Maybe just make the path straight to begin with? So much extra work...

[@gazzamuso]

You did your round the outside bit right as I took a sip of beer and I nearly had to spit it out with laughter 😆

[@CarinaCoffee]

Ok the gate says Chirpyland, which makes me think of birds. The Chinese word for oolong tea is "wulong", "wu" means crow/raven. So we coould call it "Wulong Amusement Park"

[@SuperNova823]

Biffa sounds like Fearme who I played counter strike with 20 years ago.really fun listening to you Biffa.

[@pearyplays7306]

name idea: Tea Party amusement park also love the videos! started playing this because you made it look so enjoying. so far it exceeds expectations (-:

[@The_Confused_Stoner]

@15:29 you should put an amusement park side gate right next to the ferry stop and connect it to the kiddie area with a bridge 😁

[@GoneGamingBadfish]

Been watching your videos since before I even bought the game! Always appreciate your content! Teaport is looking splendid!

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

Thankyou 😁

[@GoneGamingBadfish]

@@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines of course, always excited when your videos pop up on my feed my friend!

[@rogerhay1348]

Genius comedy!!! I reckon "Biffa Plays...." by Royal Command . This should be on Royal Variety Performance matey or at the very least BGT.

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

😁👍

[@JohnPatrickCarroll]

Building with Biffa! It's like The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross for the 21st century.

[@ashullu]

did not expect to hear heston blumenthal mentioned in a cities skylines video

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

Name suggestion: "Hugo There Memorial Amusement Park" The burnt down house/Ruin is the great Hugo's childhood home.

[@scottdean1290]

Biffa got about 9 mins into video and noticed you have not yet learnt easy way to remove trees that impact roads (or other stuff) that have been left behind when using anarchy mods. Simply set anarchy mod back to normal operation, select move it mod, grab an offending tree and use it as a brush over affected area ALL offending objects are removed done!

[@Sakuraid]

FunTea Islands Amusement Park (if too long just FunTea Islands)

[@gamingages5725]

What's funny is that you went back to your first city to fix it and I had been doing that over the last week. Just revisiting old cities and trying to correct some of the issues without really changing the city.

[@Hettilo]

For the Intercity trainline, you could only connect one platform to the outside world so you dont have to worry about disturbing your innercity trains

[@elmsghijkaser]

You said in the last video that the 4-way rail interchange was unrealistic, and you are right, but there really is some quite interesting rail spaghetti around the world. Take a look at these coordinates in Amsterdam 52.323530,4.937448 Perhaps you could replace the rail interchange with something like that?

[@cparkes92]

"SipaTea-Musement Park". Side note: I didn't notice an Autosave in this episode Side note 2: Amusement rides can be placed down more than once, so as the park gets bigger, possibly add at least one more Tea Cups ride in a different area of the park

[@waynedavis3956]

26:14 Don't forget to bring your chainsaw or machette to Chirpyland.

[@chrisk6469]

Your placement of the eldercare facility was SOOO realistic... Kinda sad, but very true

[@JoostvanGaalen]

+1 for Heston Blumenthal reference!

[@radiomanjk]

Everytime I watch your videos you somehow remind me of Malcolm mcLaren and his buffalo gals, especially now that you repeated it.

[@jaden5275]

make a country side so the elderly can retire

[@christopherryan8383]

I'm still waiting for you to build some of the massive IT buildings. I think that could look super cool in the right place

[@GreyM1th]

Build a cable car across the river at the amusement park instead of a bridge. That would be so cool :p

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

👍

[@Spo0ny_]

"Terrific Excitement Area" - or short: T.E.A.

[@thenorthernhandyman]

The cars turns in to the dead end road because you force them with putting dedicated turning lanes when they already passed the last node before then junction.

[@LolageDude]

Hilary Tea Cup Amusement Park - Where the laughter in tea-cups never stops

[@An_Economist_Plays]

Biffa speaks most highly of amusement park rides that go 'round and 'round like roundabouts... MY COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE :-)

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

😂

[@michaelc.4670]

Fast forward to 20:23 to see DJ Biffa at his best. Definitely getting a thumbs up from me!!!!!!

[@KneesAndCrows]

You could put a sky lift in instead of bridges :) Can use the plain st to join the paths and put the ends in :)

[@fresetu]

Observation: At 21:00, there are two bus stops that have been disconnected from their lines. Hope you saw that offscreen. Otherwise great episode!

[@Haenk3R]

20:22 "random" Eminem reference? like it!